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There's literally a joke in Victorious where Robbie yells "I'm not Andy Samberg!" lmaooo
@averagefemboyenjoyer Reported for spam ✨✨✨
@averagefemboyenjoyeredit: nvm this is just a bot they're responding to everyone with this just ignore these dumbass comments!!
a) what the fuck are you talking about
b) i'm not religious but if people are that's their choice as long as they're not actively harming anyone or being prejudiced, life is hard and it's good to find little solaces and joys however you can
c) i don't think you know what executive functioning means lol
lmao
YEAH DHDHHDHD God, that was such a good joke
Eg
The fact that Ariana grande was on victorious and her and Matt Bennett are still really good friends makes this even funnier
Also that Ariana Grande and Matt Bennett's characters had a minor romantic sub plot
Exactly
Eg
well yea that’s cuz he friendzoned her didn’t u watch the tiktoks
how does this make it funnier
I married, had kids with, friend zoned and then broke Danny Gonzalez’s little heart
What happened with Laura?
What happened with Laura?
You guys don't worry about Laura, she's still in that well
Danny Gonzalez is my dad.
@@riu8504 don't you remember? She went missing in Afghanistan
It's hard to believe that I had kids with, dated, married, and then friend zoned The Rock. Because you know it's about drive and it's about power.
We stay hungry, we devour
@@jasminefaye2160 Put in the work, put in the hours
@@fora3912 And take whats ours
Dany Garcia?
@@aaamimah RAA black and Samoan in my veins
My mother, Meryl Streep and my dad, John Travolta warned me and my siblings, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Kristen Stewart about this guy. My boyfriends, Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye, and my husband, Will Smith have all seen his videos before and were disgusted by the lies. Although it bothered my grandparents, Drake and Michelle Obama, the most. You just can’t trust some people. I hope my kids, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Bobby Brown, and Dylan and Cole Sprouse don’t fall for these types of things. My bffs Wendy Williams and Dwayne Johnson might.
this reads like a mad lib
This reads like wattpad fanfiction
This reads like a RUclips comment
yea i had a similar story. i heard about this from my aunt Nayeon of twice and later we told that to my sister, Anna Kenrick, and our mentally ill father, Jimmy Fallen. i really hope out impressionable and disliked family disappointment, James Cordan, dosnt go down this path
Oh my brother Keanu Reeves told me about you, your dad and my dad Al Pacino worked together. Also, my sister Taylor Swift said that your brother was really nice.✌
"and then i broke her little heart" sounds like something danny would say while mocking one of these people lol
so true
That’s exactly what I was thinking
Lmao ye
Even the way he said it sounds like how Danny would say it lol
So true 😂
“I’ve got tattoos and I live in a hallway” is genuinely the funniest thing we’ve ever heard
we?
@@astronomical926 It's the royal we
@@astronomical926THEY STRAY FROM THE HIVE MIND
@@astronomical926 connect back to the hive
we???
Lying about who you're related to is so disgusting, my dad (dolphin man) and i are truly appalled by the audacity of those people. My mom (Bo Burnham) is also really upset to be honest. Its so bad that my brother (matpat from game theory) cried while watching this video, it was completely life-changing!
I'm actually Aberham Lincoln so you can trust me, I'm honest
Can you please tell your brother (Matpat from game theory) that I'm in love with him
@@wherestherevolution that's so real
omg i cant believe your dolphin mans child
Actually, I dated your mom, married her, and friendzoned her
Funny clarification: He's claiming to be Rex - the puppet - from Victorious. But that is also not true. The person who voiced Rex was a man named Jake Farrow.
I feel like he kinda pretends to be both, right? Like the glowup tik toks use photos of the actual guy, dont they?
Hehe jake Farrow. Jack sparrow
Eg
No he was actually a puppet, it’s like a Pinocchio situation
@@morganbrooksfield1575 that was so corny but so good😂😂
What’s funny is Matt Bennett and Ariana are great friends irl. Also the longer I watch this the more I think everyone should file a restraining order against Dustin bc dear GOD
@averagefemboyenjoyer well that's fun
@averagefemboyenjoyer you're a little bit worse than those comments about "jesus loves you" in random videos
@averagefemboyenjoyer average onision fan
@averagefemboyenjoyer imagine being insufferable and using a reddit pfp on youtube…
Also Matt Bennett seems super chill and makes cool music.
“He friend-zoned her so hard that they don’t even know each other”
😂😂😂
the fact that matt and ari are best friends irl makes him lying about being matt even funnier
The best move this guy could possibly pull is to make a TikTok saying he friendzoned Danny.
I need to see that now-
that would be so funny actually
Lol that would be hilarious. I’m ngl, I am fascinated with satire and people taking trolling to the extreme so I kinda like the guys bit (even though he does take it kinda far and the jokes don’t land). But I hate most of tiktok content so I really appreciate someone who can sort of take advantage of how stupid it all is all while mocking it.
don't give him ideas
HE DID IT
Clearly when he say he played Rex, he was talking about the puppet itself. He just stayed very still and flapped his mouth: incredible talent.
Fun fact: even if the guy was saying he voiced the puppet, it still wasn’t voiced by him lmao
And then he just carried on doing that for the rest of his life
I thought that at first, like, it is possible SKSKSKSIOS 😭
He can't be the puppet, the person who played the puppet wasnt a real person, but someone voiced the puppet
@@urfreakingdad That was a joke Cambrie, but thank you for the insight.
"He friend zoned her so hard that they don't even know each other... and never did"
Now thats comedy
The cringiest thing an adult can do is basically exacly what this guy is doing
The CRINGIEST thing? You sure? Think about it....
He IS embarrassing though.
Seriously, though, I feel SO stupid after dating Cleopatra. Julius Caesar picking up my scraps, man.
I think making sigma/chad/alpha edit is more cringe
I actually would die if Selena Gomez made a response video like “who is this lol”
lol
But also, let this man never be acknowledged, he seems unstable enough to run with the attention
Nah he don’t deserve any of that angels attention
No because that’s what he wants.
Hi
Oh, Danny... He's not pretending to be Matt Bennett! He's the puppet, all grown up and out in the world...
this is the best comment
Actually that makes a lot of sense, Rex was an asshole and a player
@@alexreid1173 ... and he was alive
Oooooh ok
Now I can't choose which one is creepier. Him making these videos or your comment. Lol
danny he’s not pretending to be Matt Bennett, he’s the puppet all grown up finally traversing the world. slowly. reaching you danny. finding you. watching you. slowly. quietly. breaking your little heart.
Also how much are you willing to bet he just added "JOKES/SATIRE" to his bio because he kept getting flamed. XD
I like how in this guy’s fantasy world he is perpetually a bitter creep
Some things are just so real you can't escape it
My fantasy is to be a gregma male
maybe its not a fantasy
@averagefemboyenjoyer are you okay?
@@grungemudd doesn't seem like it lol
Danny: Date Drew again? Absolutely not. I would rather die than date Drew again, even if Amanda went back to Afghanistan
Is she from there?
@@saorihirai4492 no it’s from a video were drew and Danny read a fan fix abt them
@@saorihirai4492 yes.
@@shoshanah23 oh loll
@@shoshanah23 that video cracked me up so much.
As a former pathological liar lemme tell you; lying in a way that’s “making a tragedy” of our fake lives is exactly what we’re trying to do. If we can fake like we don’t want to be/are burdened with our fame, that’s just a little bit of doubt we can plant in your mind that’l make you go “Oh ok, maybe they really did date (x)”.
My pathological lying was in 8th grade through high school, and at that time RUclips was just kind of starting to get like Creators yknow like celebrities on this specific platform, so that’s who I lied about knowing or talking to or whatever. I can’t speak for this guy personally, but from my experience and the experiences of other people like me that I’ve read up on, I can tell you this: we are very sad people. We don’t think we’re interesting but we want to be, so instead of taking that and trying to learn or do more interesting things or otherwise work on ourselves or, hey, just hang around with better people (I have ADHD so I was really good at getting super into something and talking about it nonstop to the point where my friends got sick of me but didn’t tell me, they just edged me out and I didn’t understand social cues, it was a whole thing. I still have issues with that btw but now I also just don’t believe people genuinely like me, which is a little ironic) we fabricate situations that we know can hook people and we don’t care if its the only thing they find interesting about us. Because even though we know we’re lying its like the closest you can come to lying about being a full-fledged celebrity, if that makes sense? Like if you straight up said that you’re famous, people can just say “well I’ve never heard of you” or they can look you up and see its bullshit, but if you put yourself not just in the life of someone famous but 1. on the fringe as like an obscure relative or an ex 2. unhappy with this fictional situation you’re in, that’s a scenario where just enough people know about it and its tougher to debunk. Idk. I’m in my mid 20s now so this was a while ago. Its bizarre to me to think of being like that nowadays when EVERYTHING is online and everywhere always and how one shitty thing is like who you are forever in your online identity, but people get away with with crazier stuff. And I can also tell you that pathological liars don’t tend to be the most self-aware people in the world. Once I got away with one big lie I felt invincible, so I’m not totally surprised this dude just keeps making contradicting false claims on an app that stores all of those contradictions in a way that directly links them to him claiming them, on film, clear as day.
Last thing, like I said I can’t speak for this guy personally, but the lying about “friend-zoning” female celebs that he supposedly dated speaks to something darker and more ego-driven to me. It feels like when yknow dudes will attack women who reject them because to them “I don’t wanna go out with you” sounds like “I’m better than you”, or how some men hate confident women because they hate seeing a woman who doesn’t need them, like being attracted to a woman who isn’t attracted to them is weakness or some shit. Idk. Feels like he’s puffing himself up because he’s threatened by the inaccessibility of these famous women who don’t know he exists. Anyway. Go to therapy everyone. ❤️
Thank you for sharing this perspective, it was really interesting to read. Glad you moved past that and I wish you all the best :)
Thank you for sharing your experiences and perspective, very much appreciated!
No way! therapy is for betas! Not high value alpha males like myself ./s for real hearing your perspective was an interesting read. thanks.
This
Dont think its that deep, psure dude is just trying to profit off of negative attention. And sorry you were like that, pathological lying is the most cringe shit ever. Honestly no one actually bought your bullshit, they probably just didnt care enough to call you out on it. And even if they did believe you, why would anyone give a f*ck that you "know someone who is famous". Just a very strange way to conduct yourself.
i genuinely feel bad for Keanu Reeves for this dude pretending to be his son when Keanu only ever had 1 child and she was stillborn. like how insensitive can you be?
he's either a sociopath, desperate for attention or just an idiot
Dustin Tyler sounds like what the name Justin Bieber would be changed to if a JustinxSelena fanfic was adapted into a Netflix movie
HEL
So you’re saying that Dustin Tyler is the Justin Bieber equivalent of Hardin Scott?
@@eeveepacini or of Light Turner
that is painfully accurate
lmaaaoooo
“I dated Selena Gomez, AND Ariana Grande, you just probably didn’t even see us out together or in magazines because the paparazzi go to another school that you probably never heard of, and the pictures were in stupid girl magazines that they don’t even sell here”
This gives me, “I have a girlfriend. You can’t meet her because she’s modeling in Canada,” vibes.
he gives off "my girlfriend just goes to a different school" energy
Really used the “I have a bf/gf but they live in a different small country”
@@skainzzz_ yeah...that......thats the joke mate
He friend zoned her so hard that he created a time paradox
13:22 "In this world he made up, he picked the saddest reality for himself" -- and that, my friends, is what we call a person who loves to be pitied lol
I dated and then friendzoned Chris Hemsworth. True story.
Same with Timothy Chalamet. I dated him, friend zoned him and broke his little heart by stepping on his hamster. True story
I believe it. You deserve 1.7m followers
This is true, I was Chris Hemsworth
@@user-cq5tm9eb7s same, but I stepped on his tiny horse.
But my dad is Chris Hemsworth! I friend zones home And I broke his little heart! I ate his hamster! True story
Keanu Reeves, interestingly, did have a daughter once, with his then-partner Jennifer Syme. However, the child ended up stillborn, which resulted in the dissolution of the relationship. They did eventually reconcile, only for Syme to die in a car accident in 2001. Reeves has not had another child since.
So... if you want my opinion, I think inserting yourself into such a tragic situation is... maybe in slightly poor taste.
He didn’t have a relationship for so long, so glad he is back with someone after all these years
Keanu has honestly been through so much and it sucks this dude wanted to insert himself into that
His girlfriend. Please stop forcing that pretentious "partner" crap on people.
@@englishatheart I'm sorry, I don't understand, why is it pretentious ?
@@englishatheart Is partner an angering term for you? Out of this entire paragraph about Keanu's stillborn child and deceased partner, you decided to get fucking butthurt at the word .. partner? Nothing is forced on you either, wow your feelings are hurt.
It's creepy af and I can almost guarantee Ariana's security team knows this guy's face just in case.
I love how Danny referred to Robbie as Victorious puppet guy😭
Every day Danny's hair slowly evolves towards its true form: Flint Lockwood.
it’s a vibe
@averagefemboyenjoyer says the person attempting to cram their personal beliefs down on other people without being asked.... Try using some punctuation in that first run on sentence, and you'd at least not sound like a hyperventilating 14 year old.
@averagefemboyenjoyer lol anyways, God is great! 🙏
@averagefemboyenjoyer This is weird, I must have run out of fucks to give. anyway back to praying to Hecate
@averagefemboyenjoyer Cool who asked?
Not gonna lie, having Flo from Progressive as your mom is a hard flex
True
Yup true
Flo a baddie. Milf status 24/7
@@Awesomeness785 stop
@@inlinechris I wish she'd make me stop 😳
watching this after ariana left her husband for spongebob. maybe dustin tyler has a chance
“ is this what Justin looks like now ?” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you are so charming and witty. Can’t get enough. 🎉so glad to have found your channel. Definitely been doing some binge watching. Thanks for your hard work sir.
this guy WISHES he had any of the wit, charisma and charm of matt bennett
i looked up current pics of matt bennett.... man dude did not peak in highschool (he still out there gettin cuter)
@@suemccashland yeah, the funny thing is the real actor ALSO had a glowup, he just doesn't look like this guy
not to mention the talent!
Right Matt Bennett is so adorable while he looks like a deranged guy who calls himself alpha
Honestly at first I thought you were talking about Danny
No too hard to believe, I dated, married, and then friend zoned Betty White.
Edit: Betty im so sorry
Yeah, I date, friend zoned and beat up Selena Gomez...Yea, Yea....
If you're gonna do it, might as well swing big.
In that order
That’s nothing I dated married then gave birth to Miley Cyrus
No I heard
My best friends when someone says I'm crazy: 4:46
What's kinda funny is that Matt Bennet is actually irl friends with Ariana Grande because she was also a character on the show Victorious. He was even in the music video for thank u, next
Matt Bennett’s character being mistaken for Andy Samberg is actually a running joke on victorious
yesss i wanted to say thattt
“NO IM NOT ANDY SAMBERG”
And i still have no idea who that is
@@40wetnoodles andy samberg is a very famous rabbi. hope that helps
@@40wetnoodles He's in Brooklyn 99
It’s extra fucked up to pretend to be Keanu Reeves’s son considering his only child was stillborn, causing his relationship with Jennifer Syme (the mother) to deteriorate due to their immense grief. Oh but it gets worse - Keanu and Jennifer reconciled after a few years, around the time she told her mother she wanted to seek treatment for depression and an addiction to pain medication, only for her to die in a car accident on her way home from a party while intoxicated. What a little prize Dustin is!
Wow that’s fucking horrible! Goes to show that people on the internet are willing to do the most just to get clicks and attention on the internet. The lack of empathy is astounding
I audibly said "oh no fucking way" when I read this comment, I bet Dustin doesn't even know that happened jfc
That was the first thing I thought about when I saw the video as well
@@bmgfrosty7089 Oh for sure, it’s unlikely that he knew before he decided to try a career in making shit up. But if I know the internet (and I think I do!) then there’s no way he *didn’t* know after the first time he posted about being the son of Keanu Reeves. I would bet money that there are comments on each “Keanu is my dad” post about it. I mean, it seemed pretty clear from all the other stuff he posts that he’s very comfortable with bald faced lies for attention so I don’t know how worth your time it is to bring up “he didn’t know” like it’s some kind of understandable mishap ^_^
@@mistermojoice Yeah I’m going to bet that after the very first “Keanu Reeves is my dad” post, he knew. Like I said, Dustin sure seems like a real prize...
"I've got tattoos...and I live in a hallway." 😆
11:45.
Why is no one talking about how Danny actually nailed the acting there.
This is hilarious. I can't wait to show this to my cousin, Queen Elizabeth, when we meet at our good friend's, Jeffrey Bezos, house for our weekly mahjong tournament.
Edit: I guess I'll be going solo to the weekly mahjong tournaments from now on 😕
BTW, Bezos and I aren't going to make it this week. We're having a movie night with Elon Musk, Ryan Gosling, and my gf Greta Garbo.
@@GrunesGemuse your besties are actually enemies....
I’ll see you there and I’ll make sure to bring Mark and Elon.
Update: Elon is no longer coming he is mad I friend zoned him. And moved on to Mark who I then friend zoned and broke his heart.
@@mortezaakbari4606 That’s the joke
@@artdeco777 whatd they say?
Danny’s hair is looking *CRISP* today
HE HAS GREY HAIRS
@@emmajoe I think that’s just the Lighting cause he’s only 27
Lol yeah
Yes
@@I_Love_Avenged_Sevenfold wait is he actually 27 i thought he was like 24 or 25
10:57 Anakin force choking Padme
10:18 Danny turns into the green goblin
This guy's content really shows how calling something a joke or satire does not make it so.
Satire is actually like...commentary? This guy just pretends to be someone else😭
nobody knows or cares what “satire” actually means anymore and it drives me nuts lol
@@SM-yz4hi Yup - same. This kind of pathetic fanboy roleplaying s**t has nothing to do with satire :-(
Exactly! Satire *must* be understood by the audience *as* satire, and must be intentional by the creator - if it isn’t, you’re either just being an asshole (not applicable here) or lying/misleading or manipulating the audience (applicable here)
It’s like “White people are almighty”
Same person: “I’m not racist, it was satire”
It’s commonly known, that people (try to) hide their real feelings in “jokes”.
YOU’RE DONE.
I’m aware that I am not a celebrity and no matter how much people try to view people equally, celebrities get a weird standard of how they’re allowed to be treated, but can you imagine this dude doing this to like… any other woman? Like a minor celebrity or like an Internet personality? That’s so unnerving.
still v weird doing it to v big celebs
@@ihavealight8876 that’s my point. to put aside the fact they’re massive and look at them as if they were another figure in the public.
i hope tiktok takes down his account but his whole shtick is really creepy.
Like imagine if there was a guy you've never met telling people on tiktok he friendzoned you and broke your heart. That shit would creep me out.
Dude stop spamming. And executive functioning skills have nothing to do with religion. Its about study habits and time management and organization lol. Big word=/=smart
13:09 image him coming across this and commenting--
This guy gives off nothing but stalker vibes, the type that would end up in prison.
" friendzoned her" "and I BROKE her little heart" mans tripping here
mans is extremely delusional
He must’ve been like “I dated her then friendzoned her then years later I said ‘hey I don’t love you’ and boom. I broke her little heart.”
Yeah her heart is probably the size of a normal persons heart.
she probably doesnt even know who he is
@@saanvikonduru she DEFINITELY doesnt even know who he is. mans took parasocial to a whole new level. id even go as far to say none of the ppl hes lied abt knows who he is
It is kinda cringey how he's essentially just RPing with himself or writing really lazy self-insert fanfiction, but if even one person actually believes any of this, then that does make it pretty damn funny.
my guy should just get himself a wattpad account instead of acting like his fantasies are actually real smh
@averagefemboyenjoyer Dude just shut up ffs
@averagefemboyenjoyer how can you be so sure huh?
@averagefemboyenjoyer youre the equivalent of a holier-than-thou religious person.
@@toothfairy10133 yes he could just write a y/n fanfiction
-My grandmother is Marilyn Monroe -My grandfather is The Rock
-My mother is Ariana Grande
-My father is Will Smith
I laughed out loud at the “what if people only liked me because my dad was in the matrix”
But on a serious note… pretty horrible thing to lie about when it comes to Keane Reeves.. considering what actually happened to his family.. 💔
Yeah, that "Jokes/Satire" thing on his bio doesn't necessarily clear him, especially given some of the things he's saying
Sincerely, a lawyer
Thank you for clarifying that. Was wondering how far is too far when it comes to pretending that you have relationships with people you don't know.
@@stxrkilla might as well have real footage of murdering someone and put “Jokes/Satire” in the description lol
so the real matt bennett could actually sue him for defamation if he wants to?
Where is that line I’m asking genuinely
Yeah but the joke he uses was already a popular thing. Tbh I don’t know why Danny made a whole video about something that’s clearly jokes. Nothing to be serious about and content that is very easy to figure out. I guess not for some people 🤷🏽♂️
“Don’t worry guys, this really is the guy… who pretends to be the guy…… from victorious.”
Eg
I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.
Essentially this guy has it sorted though right. His videos go viral, and he gots loads of comments so his engagement is really high. In terms of social media success… he’s nailed it.
In terms of being a normal person, not so much.
yeah, i dated Danny's dog and I actually was that guy that played Jack in the Titanic.
He’s dated a celebrity for every individual tattoo he has.
yep
I wonder if this comment is gonna get as many likes as usual
thiS iS true, commenter man. Do you juSt have notifS on like Seventy thouSand accountS
It's that guy 🤩🤩
True
It’s funny how he “friendzoned” Arianna yet cant stop talking about her
@loveutill theendoftimes Maybe he preemptively friendzoned her so that when they met she wouldn't be allowed to date him.
@@gggg-hq4td my guy, do you BELIEVE THIS? oh yeah its a Joke or Satire. TOTALLY.
@@gggg-hq4td sorry my guy. :>
@@deluluforskz-itzy Oh, you are not a bot?
@@gggg-hq4td no :) I'm not my guy not bots :)
11:48 i dont know if my standards are just low but this actually sounds obsessive
i'm losing my mind over the fact that some people actually believe him when a 5 second google search would inform them that robbie's actor and this guy have two entirely different names
The “Danny with inhaler” picture still looks like he’s drinking milk
Oh my god my mind is blown I thought it was a glass of something...
He isn't drinking milk?
In his older video if it blends in with the background it looks like a woman
Wait he isn't drinking milk????
i’ve always thought it was milk 😃
This guy is not hard rock Nick, he’s indie rock Nick
This is an underrated comment😂
softwock nick uWu
bruh he dont deserve indie he deserves that Nursery Rhymes for Kids
@@yoinkerman8524 with Spider-Man and Elsa
Omfg😭😭😭
this guy must be excited after ariana’s divorce
Danny: (Makes fun of the guy not wanting you to Google him)
The entire foundation of Greg:
I love how the thumbnail makes it look like Danny is one of the exes. He's just angry that Dustin friend zoned him and crushed his hamster.
Lmao
.loL
Lol
oh god 😭😭😭
@@Kira-zz3el you ruined the chain
"I'm not Andy Samberg!"
- Matt Bennett (many times throughout his career)
He even said it in one of the episodes in victorious lol XD
@averagefemboyenjoyer I am also a femboy enjoyer, but why here. We’re just talking about andy samberg and Matt Bennett. Posting this here is actually hurting your cause, but go off I guess?
@averagefemboyenjoyer A good topic to debate but not here dude
That was my favourite joke and I hated how my sibling would never get it cause they didn't grow up watching snl
15:38 *S T O P*
You act so well danny, when you did the acting in the minute 11:50 it felt so real I love ittt
No matter how many years pass danny will always look like he's 14
👁️👄👁️
👁 👁
👄
He looks older than 14. Which is a compliment.
@@katiemorrow2326 yeah, it looks like he celebrated his 15th recently!
I thought he was 16 the first time I watched him lool
Your Ariana Grande impression is flawless
This dude seems the type to twist people's words upon rejection and say that he rejected them but in reality it was hurtful to his pride so he makes things up.
I dated Danny and then I broke his little heart.
But then I realized he was Drew Gooden.
Underrated
Love this video I showed it to my dad Batman! He didn’t laugh cause he’s Batman (the real Batman) but he definitely did find it funny trust me I can tell he’s my dad
Did he beat up a mentally ill person right after
Does ur dad own a crowbar?
@@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 yeah probably but he meant well by it
@@shahanahsan05 no and I’m offended you’d ask such a thing hes crying
@@rez2293 how do you balance your personal life with your part time job as Robin?
This is beyond jokes or satire. It’s very creepy and sad. Why anyone would follow him is even weirder. I can see jail time in the future when he crosses a line, or maybe an institution.
Crosses what line?
“Dope! I’m so stupiiidd! Ooopsies!!” I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH 😭
The fact that Danny said Robby looked like Andy Samberg -- and there is a joke in the show were Robby yells "and NO i am NOT Andy Samberg"
Really, at this point, I'm just here for Danny's hair and it's character development.
ikr? im distracted by how it's holding its shape ngl
He's being sucked up by a tornado. The jump cuts hide his wife pulling him down by the legs.
He's cosplaying as a soft-serve ice cream.
He's s slowly changing bodies with the cursed doll behind him.
@@tinnagigja3723 it does look like some really good mocha icecream, ngl
@@rat-gang- I love how that’s the only thing you responded to 😭
@@rat-gang- great, now I want ice cream.
8:22 this sort of makes sense for the type of satire he was doing because ariana plays robbies love interest in victorious but still confusing asf
I think it would be hilarious if Mathew Bennet commented on one of those videos saying like “hey, that’s me!” or “yeah I did look pretty ugly, didn’t I”
this guy in his next tiktok will be like „me and Danny Gonzalez used to be best friends in middle school and now he’s talking shit about me 🥺🥺😭”
PLEASE I WOULD CRY
Most underrated comment ever!
omg don't give him these ideas for free skfdjlfkjdsklf
*tiktok video in a closet*
"Tfw you cuck danny gonzalez and he starts beefing with you online 😟"
"Is this what Justin Bieber looks like now?" That's Danny's idea of how us mortals age. We just morph into totally different looking people. XD
danny is immortal and unaging after all, we have to give him some time to make sense of what aging actually looks like
Justin really did change a lot
@@beeorspencerlmao2975 mhm
When you're a rich mortal... Yeah 🏥
I can relate lol I don't give enough of a shit about celebrities
It’s funny that you brought up Chris Pratt because I genuinely know his nephews
No matter what you do Danny, you can't convince me that Hollywood is real!
Ikr
Only if i was real
:0
It is real, and they do not do good things.
next he’s gonna tell me LA exists! Mental!
sometimes i look at danny's wedding ring and forget that he's actually not 16 years old and living with his parents
This guy is hilarious 😆 on my way to show this to my grandfather Samuel L Jackson and my mom Ariana Grande, and maybe even my siblings: Nicky, Ricky, Dicky and Dawn, oh and my cousins: Zendaya, Jennifer Aniston and Troy Bolton! Oh, and can’t forget my dad, Sofía Vergara!
Oh yeah and my stepdad, Jurtis Jonner
Danny making fun of the guy: "I got tattoos and live in a hallway"
Kurtis:
is it just me or does Danny look even more like a 17 year old living in his parents basement today
no youre right
Hello
Fr 🤣
No it's not just u
Lol he rlly does look young here😆
When someone actually communicates their creepy woman hating ego fantasy. And the fact that he repeatedly makes it seem like he's the glow up of the guy from victorious is even creepier.
I know it’s genuinely scary that someone would go so far to show how much they hate women
The first one I agree with. Sadly the second thing is a very popular trend with tik tok comedians. I don’t think he’s really using it to be a creep unless, I could be wrong otherwise.
@@takomasmith8246 yeah it's probably common. It's just deeply weird to me that someone would base part of their career around pretending they were another real person (other than being a professional impersonator of course). It feels like an unhealthy obsession.
@@ambermolina6412 We have incels that have carried out terrorist attacks in the real world and societies across the world are still casual about male entitlement. Wild.
@@tkettlesoup yes because I don’t understand wtf terrorist have to do with any of this 😂
Off topic, the fact Danny says that he thought Robbie was Andy Samberg and he’d didn’t watch victorious but Robbie looking like Andy Samberg was a running joke in the show 😭
2:09 my ex did this, the friend zoning after a year of being together.
The Keanu Reeves is his dad part is actually really offensive because (trigger warning)
He and a girlfriend had a stillborn daughter and two years later the girlfriend also died. He buried them both next to each other. As far as we know, he's had no public attempts at children since then. I don't think this Tyler guy knows this, but it's really messed up to use Keanu as a parent when Keanu had to go through this tragedy.
oh my god that is messed up
Yeah, he's pretending to be the kid of someone who lost his only child and entire family. I wonder if he knows that and is doing it intentionally, like the Selena Gomez "joke" with something about "get me the bucket" when she has an eating disorder and has been hospitalized for it.
I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't even consider celebrities to be actual humans. Like he considers them cardboard cutouts to be worshipped, not sympathized with or respected.
I was coming to say this too!! It's really messed up of him to say stuff like that.
Yeah Keanu had a tragic love story… probably why he’s so lowkey with his personal life.
Not being introduced to a new episode is like when Kurtis didn't give us our extra greeting
I felt betrayed then and I feel even more betrayed now
that tragedy set us all up to be ok with this
@@platyporse316 lmao
@averagefemboyenjoyer what
@averagefemboyenjoyer dude, i am begging you to just chill. we're only on the earth for a short time, let people have faith in something if it'll help them avoid spiralling into an existential crisis like you clearly have. organised religion can be a bit shit, im with you there, but that doesn't mean they're all cults, that's a terrible accusation to make. you don't have to come after people's faiths on an individual basis or copy and paste this reply on every other comment. relax. make a cup of tea. get some therapy, there's no shame in it.
anyway, re: original comment, i didn't even fully notice but now i have and my heart is Broken (just like selena gomez's ig)
"i got tattoos, and I live in a hallway" i laughed so loud
That Bob Saget line hits different these days.🙁😣😭
Kanye West's uncle was a sub at my school (like 13 years ago). The first time I had him, it was exciting and everyone was grilling him and he gladly dished the whole period. The second time I had him (for a different class), I was excited for the portion of my classmates who were hearing the stories for the first time. The third time, it was incredibly boring and frustrating because most of the class was over it. The fourth time, everyone was PISSED because he talked about Kanye through our entire test we were taking. We complained and my teacher ended up throwing the tests out. The novelty of being related to a famous person is fleeting.
Crazy he had Kanye's qualities: Inflated ego, Self centered, Says inappropriate things, pisses people off, can't read the room...wow.
Lol What was he saying when you guys were trying to take a test?
"Look, class, I'm really happy for you Imma let you finish but (i don't have a joke for the next bit)"
@@icu3869this aged so well
i bet he wont tell people anymore lmao
I like to think he googled ‘nerdy high school boy’ and downloaded the first picture he saw, not noticing the watermark, and just by chance it happened to be from a popular show. Too alpha to be wrong, he doubles down and creates elaborate stories of late night rendezvous with the women in that circle to prove his social status.
I'm inclined to believe this theory
I can see it
Except when you lookup that key word on google, Matt Bennett’s character Robbie from victorious does not appear. Instead shows stock photos of “nerds” . But this does sound like a good theory.
Well, the character Robbie Shapiro played by actor Matt Bennett starred on the show alongside Ariana Grande, so that’s probably how he found that photo.