** SPOILER ALERT ** Dogma End Scene

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2010
  • Someone recently asked in a forum I frequent: "Why are we here?"
    This is the answer to that question, from the end of _Dogma_, (c) 1999
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/
    www.amazon.com/Dogma-Blu-ray-B...

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  • @Pauldjreadman
    @Pauldjreadman Год назад +27

    THIS is a modern classic.

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 3 года назад +113

    30 years later, Alanis Morissette looks exactly the same. I am not sure she isn't God.

    • @allseying209
      @allseying209 3 года назад

      without alanis you are just a pion up and down pete, i g will shall show you as a betrayer

    • @Renxo761
      @Renxo761 2 года назад

      Jesus is God

    • @jonnyd4306
      @jonnyd4306 Год назад

      30 years? Your math is a little off, movie came out in 99..

    • @MrsPeel2305
      @MrsPeel2305 Год назад

      You can't be sure, because she really IS God.

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 Год назад

      She looks much better honestly. Think about that…she looks BETTER 30 years later. That’s actually crazy

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 месяца назад +9

    “Don’t worry about it. Just have fun and be silly.”

  • @SpookiLuna
    @SpookiLuna 12 лет назад +68

    I think she said "You are the answer to the question.".... But the Bwerp is so fucking cute! :D

  • @chickenman7801
    @chickenman7801 Год назад +29

    Why are we here?
    God wanted noses to boop.

    • @tazmon122
      @tazmon122 Месяц назад

      a childish response for a childish question. "why are we here?" it's an impossibly large question, and i'm sure the answer is even more so. instead of god giving her a full answer far too great for 1 human to bare, she gave a lil nose boop and a smile. it's like explaining light radiation and perceptible color spectrum to a child asking "why is the sky blue?" to which a beleaguered parent might respond "because it just is" or "i think it looks better blue than green" or "because that's how a mysterious capricious deity...i mean god made it".
      why are we here? because we are. we're here because we're here because we're here. might as well be a nose boop.

  • @Pelamore
    @Pelamore 2 месяца назад +10

    Saw this as a first date, I was a non-practicing Catholic seeing this film with a (unknown at the time) devoted Lutheran. Did not go well.
    But we continued to date, and a while later I decided to show her another favorite, Chasing Amy. That went worse! lol

  • @Knightfall-Batman
    @Knightfall-Batman 3 года назад +131

    My dad explained the reason why she did that. That boop to the nose is what parents do to us children. God was telling her that we are all his children

    • @johnambrogi1583
      @johnambrogi1583 3 года назад +10

      my guess is it meant "who knows"

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 года назад +21

      I think she was saying the answer to the why are we here question is that she got it on the nose. We are here to figure out why we're here, like a paradox, or dichotomy. We just haven't yet. We're here to find out why we're here.

    • @Knightfall-Batman
      @Knightfall-Batman 3 года назад

      @@Ogrematic touché

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 года назад

      @@Knightfall-Batman Enchante, si vous plait.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Год назад +2

      We're here to make more of us...That is the only reason for existence.

  • @OutdatedLeon
    @OutdatedLeon 3 года назад +37

    God: The Answer is on the nose.
    Hence, the nose boop. She / He want us to find it out for ourselves. If we just get told the answer, we'll never learn.

  • @w7100
    @w7100 13 лет назад +12

    it's amazing how it makes sense

  • @garcemac
    @garcemac 5 месяцев назад +11

    Alanis is and will always be my God. I. Am. Canadian.

    • @evadd2
      @evadd2 2 месяца назад

      You'd think a god would know what ironic means. And she didn't.

  • @janwelcastro250
    @janwelcastro250 3 года назад +7

    Couldn't speak because the words will spring out as creation. She put that safety line on Morgan Freeman's version. His words only have effect, not create.

  • @ultramaximusreviews
    @ultramaximusreviews 3 года назад +14

    The 90s baggy jackets LOL

  • @notme1048
    @notme1048 Год назад +8

    Who needs faith when you are burdened with an over abundance of evidence.
    That would make her an Apistevist

  • @JScottCee
    @JScottCee Год назад +15

    Rufus was George Carlin's character name in Bill and Ted 💯

    • @jefferyscholl
      @jefferyscholl Год назад +3

      I just watched this and was thinking the same thing. What a fucking Easter egg that one was.

  • @HopperDragon
    @HopperDragon 12 лет назад +19

    OMG BEERP is why we're her! I knew it!

  • @bored8715
    @bored8715 3 года назад +8

    Silent bob: Thanks
    lol

  • @philpants44
    @philpants44 2 года назад +1

    thank you.....

  • @stephaniemarlowe552
    @stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад +2

    Yep ❤

  • @mobulis
    @mobulis 2 месяца назад +1

    She has no faith, she has knowledge.

  • @stephaniemarlowe552
    @stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад +7

    Alanis is awesome 👏 ❤😂

    • @stephaniemarlowe552
      @stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад +1

      Still ❤who is god? Lol? Yep 👍

    • @stephaniemarlowe552
      @stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад +1

      We know all about Jesus Christ kinda of lol heaven lol right ain’t that funny lol 😂❤😇🙏🏻👏

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 16 дней назад

    You amuse me.

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 3 года назад +2

    Because, of course, Alanis. I mean, who else?

  • @connierichards9121
    @connierichards9121 2 месяца назад

    Alway loved this movie.

  • @jws1948ja
    @jws1948ja 2 месяца назад

    I found this movie to be awe inspiring.

  • @drfiasco
    @drfiasco 2 месяца назад +3

    Why is the like button at 665? I'm not pressing it. I'm not.

  • @DickSimmons2
    @DickSimmons2 13 лет назад +5

    No ticket

  • @stephaniefaypage8028
    @stephaniefaypage8028 4 года назад +7

    Will there be a dogma 2 ?

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 года назад +1

      Doesn't need to be one, look at clerks 2.

    • @roboninja565
      @roboninja565 2 года назад +2

      the Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @matthewhall9692
      @matthewhall9692 Год назад +1

      @@davidjones3165 well there is a Clerks 3 so...

    • @TastyChurro
      @TastyChurro Год назад

      Bob and Harvey Weinstein own the rights so probably not. Maybe when they die.

    • @oakarusa
      @oakarusa Год назад

      I have been thinking the same thing

  • @caolanod2261
    @caolanod2261 Месяц назад

    it came out in the early 90's. There's no such thing as spoilers at this point

  • @SpookiLuna
    @SpookiLuna 12 лет назад +2

    I give you thumbs up. :D

  • @HopperDragon
    @HopperDragon 12 лет назад +6

    Shes cute until she explodes your head.

  • @krstilianha
    @krstilianha 2 месяца назад +1

    I thought ALAN RICKMAN😢 and then… Dogma??? Lickma ligma sugma ballz

  • @philip1529
    @philip1529 2 года назад +3

    My favorite movie also introduced me to the most fantastic female singer ever she is god

  • @StormsongK
    @StormsongK 3 года назад +1

    MWERP

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 2 года назад

      gotten me out of many awkward situations lol

  • @timregan1005
    @timregan1005 8 месяцев назад +1

    incredible movie and cast

  • @mcarp555
    @mcarp555 2 года назад +6

    The question should be, not "Why are we here?", but "Why do you allow suffering in your beautiful world?"

    • @mlpencola
      @mlpencola Год назад +2

      Free willl

    • @mcarp555
      @mcarp555 Год назад

      @@mlpencola Nope. That's not it.

    • @jaimetheone9150
      @jaimetheone9150 Год назад +1

      @@mcarp555 People choose to suffer and make others suffer.

    • @mcarp555
      @mcarp555 Год назад

      @@jaimetheone9150 I don't think people choose for children to have cancer or floods to sweep away loved ones.

    • @SirJoelsuf1
      @SirJoelsuf1 Год назад

      @@mcarp555 Yeah...they do. We've done had the CURE for Cancer decades ago. Same with c19 or anything else that's threatening to wipe out humanity this week. We just choose not to release it cuz of greed. Greed that has now shifted away from citizens to rulers.
      As far as flood sweeping away loved ones? That's the planet defending itself from a species that have damaged it.
      God allows this kind of suffering because God knows that he/she/they/it can cause irreversible suffering if he/she/they/it chooses. That's not going to come any time soon but when it does, trust me. Its gonna be quick, painless, and it'll be done in the blink of an eye.
      I only kinda believe in God but yeah, God is MUCH more powerful than any of us could hope to imagine. It's why us humans are trying to make everything into AI. We fear God's wrath so we're gonna try and manufacture our own variation of it.

  • @PleasingToTheEyes
    @PleasingToTheEyes 12 лет назад

    @Joelfan14 lol it's mine too! So cute :D

  • @FerretJohn
    @FerretJohn 6 лет назад +5

    "Spoiler Alert"??? The movie is almost 20 years old, not much to spoil here

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 6 лет назад +2

      FerretJohn Except if you haven't seen it.

  • @gregnulik1975
    @gregnulik1975 3 года назад

    Seems like a blatant doctor who reference, but whatever.

    • @landerdumoulin8725
      @landerdumoulin8725 2 года назад

      what's the reference?

    • @landerdumoulin8725
      @landerdumoulin8725 2 года назад

      @@gregnulik1975 I've watched most of new who. Calling this a doctor who reference just because God looks like Alanis, without any confirmation this is not the face God has always had, seems a bit of a stretch

    • @gregnulik1975
      @gregnulik1975 2 года назад

      @@landerdumoulin8725 And, God would choose to look like Morisette for no reason isn't a bit of a stretch ?
      How do we know Dogma's God didn't make poor life choices watching an infomercial at O dark thirty in the wee morning ?

    • @landerdumoulin8725
      @landerdumoulin8725 2 года назад

      @@gregnulik1975 the movie universe never even acknowledges it, which means they might not have a singer called Alanis Morissette. It's like saying "angel chose to look like Ben Affleck, somehow that's a doctor who reference."

  • @mistermysteryman107
    @mistermysteryman107 Год назад

    Yes. Spoiler alert for an ancient ass movie.

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash Год назад +2

      I love people referring to 1999 as prehistoric times.
      You must be 12.

  • @Annonymous0283745
    @Annonymous0283745 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can accept Alanis Morissette as god, provided she doesn't actually talk. God I cannot stand that woman's voice.

  • @JFrazer4303
    @JFrazer4303 Год назад

    That's the one question she had for the almighty supreme being creator?
    This movie went entirely too softly on religion and religiosity.
    I know it wasn't Smith's intention to go much deeper than lampooning the silly Catholic beliefs and doctrines.
    Stephen Fry on God
    ruclips.net/video/-suvkwNYSQo/видео.html