CORRECTIONS Episode 67: Week of Monday, January 2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @samuelgardner2653
    @samuelgardner2653 2 года назад +666

    Self Correction: I was one of the people who thought your Owen Wilson and Jennifer Coolidge sounded the same. I stand holistically corrected. I don't know why I ever doubted impression camp

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 2 года назад +37

      The first rule of Impression Camp is: you do not doubt Impression Camp.

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 года назад +23

      @@HellHunter00 no the first rule is don't do sloth!

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 2 года назад

      Honest

    • @EpicDiehard
      @EpicDiehard 2 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @JediMobius
      @JediMobius 2 года назад

      Holistically? So, like, body mind and soul?

  • @emilong
    @emilong 2 года назад +325

    Little known trivia: Goya's painting, "Saturn Devouring His Son," is actually based on the tragic tale of Saturn, while trying to teach one of his other children a lesson, mistakenly grabbed his real son instead of the candy replica he had made as a bit.

    • @roonil3931
      @roonil3931 2 года назад +8

      I laughed very hard

    • @genevievelong7461
      @genevievelong7461 2 года назад +17

      The real tragedy is he did not taste like chocolate.

    • @kay-c7486
      @kay-c7486 2 года назад +2

      I love this

    • @bitchenboutique6953
      @bitchenboutique6953 2 года назад +9

      GET GRAPHICS ON THIS STAT

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 2 года назад +9

      😂 Comments like this make me proud to be a Jackal. We need official chapters around the country. 😆

  • @Max.Paprika
    @Max.Paprika 2 года назад +758

    I disagree with the bumper sticker correction. If I use a toothbrush to clean the grout between my tiles, you'd still call it a toothbrush.

    • @D3ADBOY
      @D3ADBOY 2 года назад +96

      What is this? Jackal on jackal violence? Well carry on.

    • @leighcolby
      @leighcolby 2 года назад +26

      True. It does not become a grout brush.

    • @silviastanziola659
      @silviastanziola659 2 года назад +35

      I agree with your assessment. That was a misplaced bumper sticker. We do don't need to forsake it as a bumper sticker because it wasn't applied on a bumper, it's still a bumper sticker in its essence. Why discriminate against the bumper sticker when the ones at fault here were the lovely Graphics folks?

    • @johnmcgimpsey1825
      @johnmcgimpsey1825 2 года назад +29

      If I were to use a toothbrush to clean the grout, *I* wouldn't consider it a toothbrush ever again...

    • @beckyeinolf3300
      @beckyeinolf3300 2 года назад +19

      @@leighcolby This comment instantly gave me a mental image of a talking toothbrush that had been repurposed to cleaning grout. It loudly exclaimed "I am GROUT!" over and over in a voice reminiscent of Vin Diesel's, apparently to demonstrate he was no longer a toothbrush. 😀

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu 2 года назад +338

    It's very late and Seth yelling SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL made me feel like I was having a stroke

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 2 года назад +17

      Yeah, I'm glad I waited until morning to watch it - I laughed instead of freaking out. 😂

    • @edwardaguilo4298
      @edwardaguilo4298 2 года назад +4

      Bro said shoemaker

    • @bitchenboutique6953
      @bitchenboutique6953 2 года назад +27

      Hearing a voice say “yeah” was the most unnerving part. It almost made me believe Shoemaker is a real guy. But he’s just one of those legends, right? Like Johnny Appleseed and Bigfoot?

    • @edj1074
      @edj1074 2 года назад +2

      @@bitchenboutique6953 exactly. felt like when Kramer's first name was revealed. the magic is gone

    • @StarSystemAndromeda
      @StarSystemAndromeda 2 года назад +9

      @@bitchenboutique6953 Shoemaker is absolutely real. I’ve seen photos of him - but SHHHH, don’t tell nobody! Mikey the Shoe don’t like people knowing his business. Plus…he has connections, if you know what I mean. 😳

  • @xenidus
    @xenidus 2 года назад +545

    The second Seth said "I'd eat my script" my brain flashed back to the specific call out that she couldn't make paper and I started cackling with laughter like a true Jackal.

    • @janethalken8269
      @janethalken8269 2 года назад +12

      Same! But I thought it'd be thicker

    • @andreawitzer
      @andreawitzer 2 года назад +61

      No more call backs!
      (my cackle started as soon as he said I can't make paper, because I knew I gave him some frosting paper and an edible-ink pen!)

    • @smlorrin
      @smlorrin 2 года назад +3

      Same here. Actually, I thought that someone was going to happen where he was going to have to eat paper, thus proving that she, indeed, _could_ make paper.

    • @docjoe86
      @docjoe86 2 года назад +8

      If you think white chocolate tastes like plaster, you are eating the wrong brand!

    • @squee599
      @squee599 2 года назад +27

      ​@Andrea Witzer the lady herself! You are so talented!

  • @JustinHavelock
    @JustinHavelock 2 года назад +191

    Fun fact: If you want to know the actual story behind the scar on Seth's chin, all you need to know is that it involved Seth repeatedly screaming "Shoemaker, is it coffee table?!"

    • @carolinah4348
      @carolinah4348 2 года назад +8

      Came back to this comment after finishing the segment- very funny and very likely true !

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 2 года назад +5

      Actually, it all goes back to the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, where Donald Trump was the butt of jokes by “Saturday Night Live” comedian Seth Meyers. I could say more, but it's still classified. Suffice it to say, Donald not only decided to run for President that night, he also asked his goons to "take care" of somebody.

  • @MaoMaoGiGi
    @MaoMaoGiGi 2 года назад +175

    Shoemaker was asked "is it pencil" almost as many times as the House was asked if they want McCarthy

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 2 года назад +10

      Aww, you beat me to the joke!

    • @AlexGreimann
      @AlexGreimann 2 года назад +2

      The real problem is, what backdoor deal did Seth have to give Shoemaker to make it stop?

  • @SteveSmartPoetryandMusic
    @SteveSmartPoetryandMusic 2 года назад +384

    Vehemently dispute the bumper sticker correction. Bumper sticker indicates the approximate size and shape, and the original intended purpose of the sticker. But if you put a bumper sticker on your fridge, it's not a fridge sticker, it's still a bumper sticker that you put on the fridge.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 года назад +14

      valid point, I concur

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 2 года назад +6

      @@juliaconnell Me too.

    • @JoeO.
      @JoeO. 2 года назад +6

      I concur

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 2 года назад +7

      I agree! Repurposing something doesn't change what it was originally intended to do.

    • @adrock1011
      @adrock1011 2 года назад +7

      I was the bumper sticker jackal. To break down a bumper sticker into its purest essence, it derives its name based on its location… meaning, we only call them bumper stickers because people put them on their bumpers. Therefore, i maintain that the location is imperative to the namesake. By the same token, i would call an ordinary sticker a bumper sticker if it were placed as such. It is now a bumper sticker due to the location (unwritten rules about the actual sticker’s size & shape be damned)

  • @everettharris967
    @everettharris967 2 года назад +108

    I loved the ending. No "see me next week" no note card with a "tie it all together" joke on the back. Just a quick fade to black like the Sopranos finale.

  • @ODUBlue
    @ODUBlue 2 года назад +48

    Wally’s background laughter at 4:37 gives me life

  • @pippogriffthegreat7003
    @pippogriffthegreat7003 2 года назад +97

    The Shoemaker and Wally jokes will never get old 🤣

    • @janethalken8269
      @janethalken8269 2 года назад +2

      Never!! I love the inside jokes about everyone, like scollins and the other writers... but I'm suspicious about this sudden turn in attitude re the graphics department!?! (Not in this clip) but he's being pretty polite and 'good job, kids' about their latest work, like the golf cart...
      I know it's classic Seth to credit any and every other artists possible, but it makes me grumpy.. when I hear 'graphics department', I get all happy and wait for Seth to make the face and voice of the graphics denizen, trying to turn every request into some sick sordid double entendre. Reminds me of the sex-starved Santa's elves skit they do during the SNL holiday season. The one with Jason Momoa was classic.
      Plus, why so short!?!! And no end card!! We was robbed!!! At least he's abusing the reputations of the giant security team, I'll rest on that for awhile. Next week I hope we get feedback on Alexi's opinion of his dating show aspirations. Or his dad's take on the Hilary-Lorne hookup...

    • @lucindasmith589
      @lucindasmith589 2 года назад +1

      And now we are seeing a new cast with the security guard guys. Here for it.

  • @SirValiantIII
    @SirValiantIII 2 года назад +126

    Seth tricking all the jackals into sending him their Mac Tonight merch is hilarious 😂

    • @StarSystemAndromeda
      @StarSystemAndromeda 2 года назад +22

      Calling all Jackals: I’m starting a campaign to have Doug Jones (the original Mac Tonight character) show up on Corrections. Let’s lobby to make it happen! 🐾🐾❤

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 2 года назад

      Did he? I almost didn't notice 🍌 well, almost 🌛

    • @Lu_Woods
      @Lu_Woods 2 года назад +2

      ...and that PO Box # will be up on youtube for a long time.

    • @bitchenboutique6953
      @bitchenboutique6953 2 года назад +5

      @@StarSystemAndromeda I’ve been thinking the same thing! Doug would be a great guest anyway but this would be epic

    • @lanabelle
      @lanabelle 2 года назад +3

      Those things are probably worth a pretty penny. To some people.

  • @camfifer4911
    @camfifer4911 2 года назад +69

    I make one joke correction about bumper stickers not being on the bumper and not only does Seth use it, the jackals tear me apart 😂

    • @PetiePieGuy
      @PetiePieGuy 2 года назад +11

      That'll learn ya.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 2 года назад +7

      But you loved that surreal moment when Seth mentioned your Correction!

    • @camfifer4911
      @camfifer4911 2 года назад +10

      @@anro7137 you right you right. Made me feel like an official jackal 😂

    • @thefunkyJ
      @thefunkyJ 5 месяцев назад +1

      Now you know how Seth feels when getting corrected on jokes 😅

  • @ashlei315
    @ashlei315 2 года назад +163

    Corrections is bittersweet- I love it so much and look forward to it, but it also means it’s the end of the week and we have to wait several days for the next Closer Look 🥺

  • @idlesurfer214
    @idlesurfer214 2 года назад +64

    Seth's descent\ascent to comedy madness\genius is wonderous to behold!

  • @bennyshambles
    @bennyshambles 2 года назад +113

    Corrections is SO great. There’s nothing like it. Pure gold.

  • @pacmanshooter247
    @pacmanshooter247 2 года назад +206

    Seriously, this segment is really, really good for my mental health. I love it so much. You're all awesome!

    • @cchastee0614
      @cchastee0614 2 года назад +4

      Saaaaame !!!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +3

      absolutely. Seth has been hitting it out of the park since the pandemic. phenomenal. My other sanity saver was/is Beau of the fifth column- genuine, non-sensationalist, humane, sanity-saving journalism. plus opportunities for activism and supporting our fellow planetary inhabitants. highly recommend checking it out. also the community is one of the best around. Except for Corrections, of course..

    • @theyinlounge
      @theyinlounge 2 года назад +1

      Totally agree. Therapeutic.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад +1

      Makes me very less sad.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад +1

      @@alumpyhorse Beau is great. Ryan George is also amazing. Pitch Meetings are Tight!

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu 2 года назад +312

    I don't know who could ever mistake his Jennifer and Owen impersonations. I mean, they're perfect

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT 2 года назад +7

      Wow

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 2 года назад +5

      I just can't hear the difference between his eyes being open or closed.

    • @bobbyrooney
      @bobbyrooney 2 года назад +1

      I wrote that comment. I'm sure others did, too, because it's true. But I'm going to choose to believe it was me, specifically, he was talking to. And I'm absolutely chuffed.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 2 года назад +3

      @@bobbyrooney It was you, Bobby. It was you all along. 😘

    • @bobbyrooney
      @bobbyrooney 2 года назад +2

      @@SyzygyNoon in that case, as Jackal of the Week, I say Big Macs and muscle shirts for everyone!!!

  • @claire2088
    @claire2088 2 года назад +72

    'SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL?!?' to be the next corrections merch

    • @shawnbruyere6574
      @shawnbruyere6574 2 года назад +3

      Yes and it's a set of six pencils - some are candy, some are pencils, and the only way to tell which is which is to bite them.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 7 месяцев назад +1

      Although that pencil pack idea is sheer genius, I'd want a hoodie with SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL?!? on the back and another Late Night Corrections mug with that on it. I'm not generally a big merch purchasers but this phenomenon is exceptional. (I am actually spending a bit of free time going back to read comments I missed in the past, yep, a junkie jackal.)

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 7 месяцев назад

      @@shawnbruyere6574 😂🤣😂🤣🏅🏆

  • @LaceyRoseLove
    @LaceyRoseLove 2 года назад +11

    Have watched all A Closer Looks but never Corrections and boy have I missed out. Binged watched all Corrections this weekend and it put a smile to my face after a stressful week. Got something to look forward to on Fridays!

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 2 года назад +1

      I was reading your comments and about to yell at you to drop everything and catch up on Corrections but then you said you did 😂 So no yelling at you I guess.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa 2 года назад +227

    Please make a game of having one item made out of chocolate on each Corrections!
    Also yell at random crew to make them say if it's chocolate or not. Keep this up until HR or Legal steps in. We'll keep count.
    😂

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 2 года назад +9

      No call backs!!!

    • @Joekuh
      @Joekuh 2 года назад +3

      ​@@jimschleich8753his first joke was a call back!

    • @squirrel8185
      @squirrel8185 2 года назад +9

      @@jimschleich8753 lol r/woooosh

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 2 года назад +19

      As they say: "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Veteran Jackal here.

    • @Joekuh
      @Joekuh 2 года назад +7

      @@squirrel8185 reddit and corrections. Two of the few reasons the Internet exists to me anymore.

  • @LittleBitVic
    @LittleBitVic 2 года назад +6

    One of the top all-time Corrections videos. I saw that slightly lop-sided pencil, the goading smile on Seth's face at Shoemaker, and knew I was in for a treat--well, technically _he_ was in for a treat--but it employed even better comedic timing than expected. Neat!

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu 2 года назад +281

    Bring back 20+ min corrections Seth!

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 2 года назад +19

      Don't worry, it's early in the season. :)

    • @Midori_Seabreeze
      @Midori_Seabreeze 2 года назад +10

      Nooo! We want Emmy's!

    • @Sentient_Zee
      @Sentient_Zee 2 года назад +27

      He has to keep them under 15 minutes(as an average at least) so they qualify for the Emmys I believe. So some will have to be 10 minutes so others can be 20 minutes.

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 2 года назад +14

      It was also a shortened week even with 80% of the content being callbacks and running jokes lol, just a very accurate week.

    • @ytivarg5371
      @ytivarg5371 2 года назад +36

      Play it at .75x speed. You get 15 minutes aaand seth sounds very drunk. Its a win-win

  • @FTNChicken
    @FTNChicken 2 года назад +61

    The only reason this week's correction was short was because they had to cut out Mikey the Shoe attacking Seth

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 2 года назад +49

    missed you Seth, my fellow jackals - and the wonderful crew laughing in the background - here's to a better year 🥳🍾🥂,... (than... well most of them, esp last 3) - at least we've had Corrections along the way to enjoy - *thank you* Seth (& my dear fellow jackals 🐾🐾🐾🐾 - remember, paws not claws 😉) ❤💖❤ (love the 20rre2tion3 btw)

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret 2 года назад +56

    Even though they cut him out of the show, The Wire kept one line that referred to him. In season 3, Omar says "white chocolate ain't even no chocolate, it got zero % cocoa!"

    • @Snack.Nicholson89
      @Snack.Nicholson89 2 года назад +5

      Bravo 👏👏

    • @xenidus
      @xenidus 2 года назад +1

      Aww I wanted this to be true so bad...

    • @janethalken8269
      @janethalken8269 2 года назад +4

      Aww, that reminds me Michael k. Williams passed away September? Of '21... Our great Omar!
      I'll never hear someone whistling 'farmer in the dell' the same, it would give me goosebumps.
      Rip Mr Williams

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha 2 года назад +1

      Ain't nobody got 0% cocoa! Everyone on the planet is descended from cocoa.

  • @gllyflower
    @gllyflower 2 года назад +50

    I was sad when I saw it was it was so “short,” but honestly it was so jam packed with such great stuff, I left happy!

    • @AndersG84
      @AndersG84 2 года назад +1

      Gotta get that Emmy this season!

  • @ravenouscadaver8
    @ravenouscadaver8 2 года назад +61

    I hope next week has a 'no more call backs' call back!

    • @kevintyerman1906
      @kevintyerman1906 2 года назад +5

      A more muscular photo, as his other resolution was to go to the gym…. At least that was what he appears to have set up. It could end up being a scrawnier Seth photo as he breaks his resolution, and he already broke the no call-backs resolution with tonight’s photo.

    • @ravenouscadaver8
      @ravenouscadaver8 2 года назад +4

      It could go either way at this point, I'm hoping for an eventual graphic of Venice beach Seth tbh... Sweat band, heavy tan and maybe a handle bar moustache.
      I'm essentially trying to not just say Hulk Hogan Seth.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 2 года назад +8

      Klang! I already miss the pillow.

  • @BerylMorgan
    @BerylMorgan 2 года назад +8

    Oh great, now I'm going to be on my deathbed and the phrase "SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL" will pop into my brain for the third time that week and it just takes that last one to tip me over the edge into a laughing fit that ultimately kills me. Bravo, Seth.

  • @jennifermotha9665
    @jennifermotha9665 2 года назад +11

    Omg that baiting of Shoemaker at the end was golden. Welcome back you were greatly missed :)

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 2 года назад +12

    So glad you plugged the lady who made the edible stuff last time, she got her ad for her work yay

    • @andreawitzer
      @andreawitzer 2 года назад +5

      Thank you! So exciting, I had no idea this was coming!
      - from the lady who made the edible stuff

  • @lordcaptain73
    @lordcaptain73 2 года назад +28

    Who could’ve thought that Lego Bricks and the Doof Warrior would’ve led to something as wonderful as this?

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 года назад +5

      oh you're right - it DID start with Lego didn't it? closely followed by how roosters crow - that whole wonderful saga

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 2 года назад +3

      @@juliaconnell That reminds me that I should rewatch the Corrections with the roosters in Germany segments. Or rewatch all Corrections. lol

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 2 года назад +3

      Those were the days my friends…. I remember laughing so hard when reading those videos’ comment sections. Seth had me in tears when he was trying to get it right. Reading the comments kept me sane all those nights.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 2 года назад +4

      It's pronounced "doof"

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 2 года назад +5

      Aw shout out to the jackals that have been here from the very start, represent!

  • @anthonystrickland7049
    @anthonystrickland7049 2 года назад +17

    I get the sense that this isn't the last time we'll hear "Shoemaker, is it pencil?"

  • @maloojisloves6586
    @maloojisloves6586 2 года назад +67

    1 minute in and I am losing it already. 😂😂😂 Happy New Year jackals!!! ❤M

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 2 года назад +24

    “Schumacher, is it pencil?” That line was so funny to me.

    • @edj1074
      @edj1074 2 года назад

      you spell it Schumacher while others spell it Shoemaker... I wonder which is correct

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 2 года назад

      @@edj1074 Honestly, probably mine. While others transliterate based on how the name sounds, I’m going off of how English speakers would pronounce the German surname.

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 2 года назад +1

      @@edj1074 oh god, I'm about to be *that* jackal - the race car driver is spelt Schumacher, the producer from the Seth Meyers show is actually spelt Shoemaker, according to IMDb. My guess is another one of those beautiful European names that got Americanised at some point.

  • @rachelanderson1925
    @rachelanderson1925 2 года назад +23

    I look forward to Friday for corrections, it always puts a smile on my face. My cheeks hurts while I'm giggling at my work desk in office. Thanks! I appreciate this team.

  • @LarryDavid47
    @LarryDavid47 2 года назад +7

    Shoemaker, IS IT PENCIL?! is my new favorite

  • @caldunn6272
    @caldunn6272 2 года назад +35

    So exactly how many candy Mac Tonight figurines is Mike's mom going to have to make this week? 🐾🦊

  • @ObscureRP
    @ObscureRP 2 года назад +76

    Correction: No callbacks? EVERY SINGLE ITEM on Corrections is a callback to a previous Late Night episode. That's the whole POINT, Seth! 😁

    • @squrler
      @squrler 2 года назад +8

      Woosh cop! Book em!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 года назад +2

      We HAVE to have callbacks!

    • @travelwell6049
      @travelwell6049 2 года назад +15

      Not what he meant -: E.B White.

    • @mrjoeordinary
      @mrjoeordinary 2 года назад +8

      @@travelwell6049 this is what 'excellence in the field of callbacks' looks like. Bravo

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 года назад +4

      I was worried too - worrying & troubling words - and yet what was the next thing that Seth *DID*??

  • @smallgreenmelon
    @smallgreenmelon 2 года назад +22

    I grew up watching late night with Conan and I truly appreciate the fact you can tap that same creatively strange energy.

  • @usirlad123
    @usirlad123 2 года назад +19

    That was superb Seth and crew. I didn't thing it was possible, but these segments keep getting better!
    Correction: You said that if you needed to root for the New York Jets, "I'll eat my script". From what I could see, there was no writing on the 'paper' that you ate so it was not even a fake script!
    Happy New Year Jackals

  • @petermcmillan3446
    @petermcmillan3446 2 года назад +8

    '...“primer,” when it means an elementary textbook, is pronounced one way in the US and another in the UK.
    [I]n the late 19th century, the British began pronouncing it with a long “i” (rhyming with “timer”) and that’s now the usual pronunciation in the UK, according to the Oxford English Dictionary.
    The OED notes that the long “i” pronunciation for the textbook “is the primary one given in all editions of D. Jones Eng. Pronouncing Dict.” (In 1917, the British phonetician Daniel Jones published the first edition of his English Pronouncing Dictionary, which has remained in print in various editions.)'
    And lorry is pronounced lorry.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 2 года назад +3

      Not to be confused with the paint called primer.

  • @regtiangha
    @regtiangha 2 года назад +14

    I love the callbacks! Keep them coming; you're the only one who does them and does them well.

    • @smlorrin
      @smlorrin 2 года назад

      He'll definitely keep them coming. He's setting us up. My guess for one is that next week, he'll show us that picture of him in the tank top, but he'll have bigger muscles. Every week, they'll get bigger.

  • @alexanderclaylavin
    @alexanderclaylavin 2 года назад +33

    The only show where the laughter begins before the first joke

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle 2 года назад +46

    I can only imagine Shoemaker getting up at lightning speed to stab Seth with a pencil and say “I’ll show you what a real pencil is!!” at the end

    • @StarSystemAndromeda
      @StarSystemAndromeda 2 года назад

      Who else imagined Mikey the Shoe stabbing Seth I’m the eye?

    • @AdamHennebeck
      @AdamHennebeck 2 года назад

      That's why it faded to black so quickly.

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 2 года назад +1

      This makes Mikey the Shoe sound like John Wick

  • @cykcyko1
    @cykcyko1 2 года назад +15

    no matter how good your "late nite" is....corrections make me laugh 300% more.

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 2 года назад +5

    Starting off corrections with an abhorrently incorrect spelling-- top tier shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CasualMicb
    @CasualMicb 2 года назад +2

    Yess my plan worked 😂😂 5:08 for the not stopping to send to that PO Box😂😂

  • @morgan5923
    @morgan5923 2 года назад +7

    I loved Mac Tonight as a kid because for whatever reason he reminded me of John Larroquette from Night Court.
    I feel like I just filled out an 80’s mad lib.

  • @FeistyPammy
    @FeistyPammy 2 года назад +10

    OMG can we see Andy Samberg ruthlessly eat Chocolate Frisbee?!?! Pleeeease?!

  • @DJohoe28
    @DJohoe28 2 года назад +18

    Can't wait for next week's Corrections;
    "Actually, I have *two* scars there, now."

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 2 года назад +11

    Seth I really needed cheering up today, thank you for this 🐾

  • @khallo151
    @khallo151 2 года назад +5

    10 minutes?!? Happy Friday! I’ll just watch twice

  • @thesubhumancomedy
    @thesubhumancomedy 2 года назад +10

    Thank you! I do feel part of the Late Night family. The wrong part, but still nice to feel included.

  • @r000ty
    @r000ty 2 года назад +27

    It's not an alligator, it's a crocodile! You're driving me insane. Happy new year everyone.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 2 года назад +3

      That was not a crocodile. Maybe a cayman

    • @r000ty
      @r000ty 2 года назад +2

      @@saar144 Damn, you're right. I think It's a crocodile caiman which is more related to alligators than crododiles.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 2 года назад +3

      Which is funny because I'm pretty sure he said crocodile during the original

    • @JohnDoe-cp5fh
      @JohnDoe-cp5fh 2 года назад +5

      @@saar144 I was almost sure it was a crocodile, it’s clearly not an alligator and the only caiman that can look relatively close is the spectacled caiman. Anyways, I found the picture and was proven right. It’s a young Nile crocodile.

    • @tridachia
      @tridachia 2 года назад +2

      Look at the teeth - 4th lower tooth is outside so it is a crocodile (and not a caiman or alligator). Luckily Florida has all 3.

  • @amywarhaft8297
    @amywarhaft8297 2 года назад +2

    Loved the Roadhouse story. Glad the show is back. Thanks for making us feel like we're your friends, so nice for us lonely people out there. Much love for all your work

  • @user-yy2bq5el4s
    @user-yy2bq5el4s 2 года назад +13

    A correction that's been bothering me for some time: Stefon is no longer visible in most shots and that is not okay!! He needs to be moved closer to mummy Andy, please and thank you!

  • @jakegilbert8116
    @jakegilbert8116 2 года назад +1

    You are too 🦆’ing silly for your own good! & everyone is thankful! 😂❤

  • @optimisticgambler3616
    @optimisticgambler3616 2 года назад +6

    UK Amazon Prim deliveries are made by VANS and sometimes cars. Lorries are bigger.

  • @CasualMicb
    @CasualMicb 2 года назад +6

    But that ending hearing shoemaker 😂 Bruh that made me laugh

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC 2 года назад +4

    Seth’s solo videos like these are so good. Something more raw without an audience

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT 2 года назад +14

    I feel Seth wants to have the biggest "Mac tonight" collect ever.

  • @lizzienonamaker4864
    @lizzienonamaker4864 2 года назад +6

    i made the realization just this christmas eve that MY owen wilson and jennifer coolidge impressions are almost the same. . . everyone is always connected

  • @timfennell3380
    @timfennell3380 2 года назад +8

    True fact: Corrections is the best programming associated with a late night TV show. I pretty much only watch Late Night with Seth Meyers so I'm up to speed when Corrections is released.

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight 2 года назад +5

    One of the best corrections, love that I didn't see the hardest ending, lol

  • @sigil8386
    @sigil8386 2 года назад +5

    Me, a jackal, thoroughly pleased that I'm part of the Late Night family. Seth, kicking the door in at a random time for a surprise inspection!

  • @christopherlundgren1700
    @christopherlundgren1700 2 года назад +15

    Now that we've escalated the bit, this eating of candied items from his desk can only culminate in him eventually eating something that is not edible, just for the laughs. We'll miss you, Seth.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 2 года назад +6

    When you buy the sticker it's advertised as a bumper sticker and it isn't on anything. Therefore it's a bumper sticker regardless of it's placement.

  • @ItsLalasWorld
    @ItsLalasWorld 2 года назад +9

    WE GOT A MIKEY THE SCHUE VOICE ON CORRECTIONS 🎉🎉🎉🎉
    2023 already made !!!!!,

  • @jennastroda9833
    @jennastroda9833 2 года назад +1

    “Isn’t pencil” brought me the joy that I thought I couldn’t find

  • @thomasfairchild8081
    @thomasfairchild8081 2 года назад +3

    Starting the new year strong, this was one of your best yet.

  • @thebrightest1230
    @thebrightest1230 2 года назад +2

    The jackal family and this segment are awesome yay thank you

  • @catha.j.stuart2200
    @catha.j.stuart2200 2 года назад +22

    I feel part of the Late Night family ☺️

  • @MusicfromMarrs
    @MusicfromMarrs 2 года назад +1

    The Mac T and white chocolate bits (and the style with callback) were great!

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 2 года назад +5

    This might be one of my favorite corrections ever I was cackling

  • @mastermattgregor
    @mastermattgregor 2 года назад +5

    What a lovely way to start the weekend :D

  • @julianserna7763
    @julianserna7763 2 года назад +4

    “Schumacher, is it pencil?” Is here on out gonna be Seth’s version of “Bueller, Bueller, Ferris Bueller”

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 2 года назад +10

    Seth’s baking soda suggestion cracked me up

  • @blackyNzilla
    @blackyNzilla 2 года назад +9

    I always love these! This one was especially hilarious

  • @sandrac.3220
    @sandrac.3220 2 года назад +2

    You do Jennifer so well!!!!!! I love it!

  • @njewellbraun
    @njewellbraun 2 года назад +4

    Love being part of these ridiculous inside jokes with all you fellow jackals!

  • @martinwalton9307
    @martinwalton9307 2 года назад +4

    "I'm sorry Avon" cracked me up.

  • @eunicekalu8965
    @eunicekalu8965 2 года назад +2

    Happy New Year!!!!! Love Corrections!!!!!! We’re so glad you guys are back, Seth! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @jameslynch2399
    @jameslynch2399 2 года назад +4

    Seth: "I want you all to feel like you're part of the Late Night family, but also, you're all a bunch of jackals!"

  • @catradar
    @catradar 2 года назад +8

    Seth's scar is from one of the times Amy beat him up for being late to Weekend Update.

  • @sarahr4639
    @sarahr4639 2 года назад +2

    Seth is off the chain and it's golden

  • @pennysparkle7220
    @pennysparkle7220 2 года назад +4

    i’m having a panic attack over Very Serious Things but remembered it’s friday + it’s going to be alright now... happy 2023, jackals

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch 2 года назад +2

    Short … but one of the best episodes so far and a great start for another corrections year 🤙👍👌 !! All the best guys and love to my fellow jackals !

  • @Rocinantie
    @Rocinantie 2 года назад +15

    I mean I think we all knew the no call back joke was coming, but still totally worth it.

  • @Yaxchilan
    @Yaxchilan 2 года назад +2

    Werner Herzog is pissed off laughing!!!!

  • @alexdeleon4997
    @alexdeleon4997 2 года назад +17

    This guy is jokes man😂. Glad corrections is back.

  • @rachelbee1
    @rachelbee1 2 года назад +2

    Correction - you need a coaster for that drink! You're going to ruin your beautiful desk! :D

  • @marcopaulo5052
    @marcopaulo5052 2 года назад +4

    It’s as if Seth is begging the Jackals for an edible, white chocolate Mac Tonight.

  • @icantollie
    @icantollie 2 года назад +2

    ",Shoemaker, is it pencil?" has real "Hello, HAL, do you read me?" energy

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess 2 года назад +3

    Seth, it's good to see you finally found something safe to chew on besides for your nails and real pencils. :)

  • @tyr409
    @tyr409 2 года назад +4

    Corrections is one of the best shows on RUclips. What is he correcting anyway? is there some kind of show on cable or something?

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 2 года назад

      Too high to try to explain- anyone else want to?

  • @rpavlik1
    @rpavlik1 2 года назад +5

    I was waiting for "is it pencil?" to be followed by "or are we dancer?"

  • @tania2897
    @tania2897 2 года назад +1

    😆@ "...they're always back-lit "

  • @heatherr4321
    @heatherr4321 2 года назад +6

    Somebody please send an edible Mac Tonight to that P.O. Box.
    You’d be doing the Lord’s work. 💜

  • @lightningwingdragon
    @lightningwingdragon 2 года назад +1

    YES ITS BACK!!!!
    ALSO, NOO NOT THE CALLBACKS!!!
    OH WAIT! YAY THEY'RE STILL GOING!
    This comment was a rollercoaster of emotions.