WATCH US WRECK SOME LOSERS ONLINE - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Things get competitive as we race strangers on the internet.
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Obligatory note: don't worry neither of us are actually this competitive - it's consensual banter as entertainment. RIP Japanese
DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danielhowell
Instagram: / danisnotonfire
Tumblr: / danielhowell
Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com
Phil : I'm being discriminated this isn't fair / Dan : Mario kart isn't fair
*Dan has a blue shell coming after him*
Dan : THis iSS AbuUUUSSE IM REpoRtING !!'!!'
Alissa Christman Phil is the one that said it's abuse not dan
dan is the one that said he's being discriminated
Yes but Phil said it's abuse
Okay but I was just saying how funny it was I only watched the video once 😂 not 3 times I didn't quite remember what they said
Alissa Christman BLUE SHELLS ARE THE WORST THINGS IN THE WORLD SO UNFAIR ABUSE
youtuber: gets shoved in Mario Kart
also youtuber: I WAS ASSUALTED?!? (Storytime)
We need to get Tana up in here
Wholesome Howell
[doesn't get any blue shells]
title: I WAS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Wholesome Howell that would be battery, not assault. Assault is threatening, look it up.
assault also means physical attack look it up bookworm
battery is also assault except it is the exaggerated version
hey i can tell that their personalities are changing and that they are becoming more comfortable being themselves in every video and that makes me really happy
and this comment made me really happy
lank lonk same the domesticness of this is so beautiful and I can't even with it to be honest
I really think the pastel video influenced Dan : )
lank lonk same(:
lank lonk, I love your profile photo!!!😘
Dan: _This is disrespectful_ I aM beINg DiSCriminATeD aGainST
Dan (less than a minute later): Life isn't fair, Phil
dying inside y'all Dan is a whiny boi
Now all I can think of is the 'This is homophobia' tweet
when you just *know* dan titled the video
ItsKierraCarlisle and when you read it in his voice without a second thought
ItsKierraCarlisle yas
Rebeka Pap omg yes
He always does
ItsKierraCarlisle ikr
Me: *reads title of video*
this was daniel's doing.
Miles Pucek *Daniel
Sorry i had to xD
Miles Pucek exactly what I thought 😂
Miles Pucek ikr
Twenty Øne Fandoms Aka too many same
Me: *Watches Dan play the whole time.*
Also me: *Replays the whole video just to watch Phil play the whole time.*
I do this with literally every single co-op video no joke
SAME
I just kinda flickered weirdly between them.
OMG why I never thought of that, U R so clever lol
my method
1st watch: back and forth between the two
2nd watch: Dan
3rd watch: Phil
I'm obsessive it's an issue
Dan in this video has the energy of me saying "this is homophobia" when anything goes remotely wrong
hELLO JANUS FAN
I feel personally attacked. This is ABSOLUTELY homophobia.
Hey Janus. We love you. Give Roman and Remus hugs for me
JANUS
I love your profile picture! Virgil was so cute in that part 🥰
dan: aloha...
*louise falls through the ceiling* SpRiNkLeRiNoEs
Madelyn Johnson lmao same
isabelle soosai 😂😂😂
that literally made my whole day
i love this
i'm crying this is the best comment
"They call me the bomb surgeon" Dan...you do remember what happened the last time you attempted to defuse a bomb??
Lol
Sketchi rekt
"I love putting shells up my arse" - Daniel Howell 2k17.
Part of the rebrand, I'm assuming.
TheAquaDragon *cough* and other things *cough*
This just cured my depression
The Shell Fic, get on it people
Olivia Thorpe I'm gonna write it
He said it so softly
Dan: after two
Phil: ur mums two
REKT
Rekt?
He snacc theyre referencing 6:53
PHIL LOOKED SO HAPPY WHEN HE WON IM SQUEALING
Anna Marie Why are you squealing
LuksterCOD1234 my god
Same
Anna Marie I
The Kookie Monster ARMY❤❤
Phil: I'm letting my family down
Dan: you're letting ME down
Me: *same thing*
EXACTLY
that was such a sweet sweet moment
Niccis studios **extreme coughing**
thERe'S tHE dOoR....(im shook lol)
Get out before I start agreeing
Holy shit. Dan is actually pretty good at this game. That part where he sabotaged himself to not get hit by the blue shell was brilliant.
Phil is pretty good too, but Dan is actually super good
dan is a really good gamer. Phil is pretty good to, i guess it just depends on the game
SuperCoolguy68 Not saying that Dan _isn't_ a great player, but that's probably one of the most basic tactics of the game XD
SuperCoolguy63 It wasn't that smart, that was basic, simple gaming
Auva Stratos I wouldn't say super good, he's ok
drinking game: take a shot every time dan threatens to flile a complaint to nintendo
I iS DruNk HelP
you'd probably die half-way through
Need to go get checked for alcohol poisoning
Dead
you'd be sitting six feet under.
Dil's baby alien should be called Nin
themeowmonster why don't yoU HAVE MORE LIKES THIS IS A GREAT IDEA NAME DIL'S ALIEN BABY NIN THIS IS PER-FECT
themeowmonster ++++ yes bless
thats actually a cute name
themeowmonster yessssss
I second that
Um i need another 10 hours of this
Miranda L. me too
a 24 hour livestream of them two playing this, yes pls
literally i could watch them wreck some losers online at mario kart all mcfreakin day
jarritos PLEASES
C-can we make this into a series??? I love them playing Mario Kart online! ^^
yeS
SkyethePotato :D YES YES YES, I'M ACTUALLY ADDICTED
Abbie Røse addiction is bad
YESS
SkyethePotato :D OMFG YAAAAAAS
"if my racing was a noise it would be 'ugth'"
Kat // Yoongi m
ARMY!!!!!!
mine would be “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
If my life was a noise
their shirts in this video are basically their personalities in a nutshell.
Dan's rebrand effs this up (he's so soft now)
Proud Member of Over 9000 Phandoms dont forget the N E A T
pastelblack so truueeeeeee
ok ngl i saw your username and it totally freaked me out since it's kind of close to mine lmao
Phil's shirt is sega (sonic) and they're playing nintendo
Phil: "You're a snek. You're the snekiest snek." Dan: "Sssss."
sNeK
SnEk
Me
Me too
I thought your comment said "sexiest" not "snekiest" and I almost cried
am i the only one in love with the way dan said "IT SEEMS THAT DANIEL HAS SLIPPED INTO FIRST PLACE"
Nicky Baillargeon AHHA
That part really hit hard 😂😂😂
Nicky Baillargeon lol yasssss
And then the look on his face afterward
Nicky Baillargeon I'm in love with how he says everything... so...
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly they didn't have a no attack pacc
And dan aint comin bacc
attacc pacc
I was surprised that Dan sung "somebody that I used to know" and not "sssssssomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME"
Femke Budding same i was so disappointed
Femke Budding but he sung it so well!
Same
Anime_girl2007 no file a complaint to nitendan
Well they're both memes...
Dan encouraging Phil even though he wasn't doing great is everything 😂♥️
arthurisonfirebutheisnotanaardvark 😂😂😂😂 sorry to disappoint you
"you're letting ME down!"
lol it's really nice to see you guys actually good at a game. This was proper hanging out and I loved it.
When you know dan wrote the title 😂
666 likes lol
😂
Emo human nice pfp
Plot twist: Phil is actually the one who is intimidating and flooring people online, whilst Dan is the quiet achiever 😂
I'm still waiting for Dil to give birth....
...*sigh*...still waiting...
EpicElla Hodges SSAAAAAAME
EpicElla Hodges sammeeee
Same..
Same tho
RAHHHH IM WAITING FOR THE SIMS, I WANT TO SEE DIL'S ALIEN BABY 👽👶🏻
millie hutchings ME TOO
millie hutchings IT WILL BE THE ANSWER TO LIFE CUZ IT'LL BE 42
millie hutchings ME TOOOOO 😩😩😩
I was disappointed that there wasn't a simas video although this one was great too
It will be the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Phil- Dan gets pretty rage full when he plays-
Phil you bite the controllers.
I guess you could say that dan has ROAD RAGE?!
somebody: *hits dan*
dan: *tearing up* pHIL I JUST GOT ASSAULTED
**watches entire video looking at phil's screen**
**goes back**
**rewatches entire video looking at dan's screen**
**goes back**
**rewatches entire video looking at dan and phil**
I just watch Phil's
angi I just watched dans
angi literally me
I always watch phils screen and the d&p box. I forget dan... *Waches again*
kookoo I looked at both and EVERYTHING I HAVE MULTIPLE EYES
does anyone else get actually really proud of them when they win?
Susan Kun when they are playing against each other, idk why but I always root for Phil(he's a Smolbean)
Useless HumanBeing he's 30 he's not "smol" he could be your dad ffs
I root for Danny since everyone roots for phil
Purp1e Pancakez if he was my dad he would have had me at 14
Purp1e Pancakez get out bitch
"You're the snekiest snek"
Snakesak 🐍
Euphrasie Fauchelevent ooh such a snekie snek
**ssssss**
I NEED Dan's full cover of Somebody that I used to Know
Anika Prasad
*cough**_thats why we need D&P Sings_**cough*
Dandeliøn yeess
Ya know, that is a possibility now
that was angelic
@@jen-yo4qj stoppppppp
i understand that phil won and in proud for him but is no one going to mention that at one point dan went from tENTH TO FIRST???
he is awesome at mariokart cant blame him
WHY ARENT MORE PPL TALKING ABT THIS
RIGHT??
My brother's main move was going from dead last to dead first! I, too, am pretty amazing at this technique.
How did Phil win it wasn't a Dan vs Phil or anything
DAN AND PHIL ARE FRIENDSHIP GOALS IT MELTS MY HEART ❤
'friendship' lmfao k
F R I E N D S H I P
Finally some one else that thinks they're just friends. I'm not alone
+Zoe Klopfenstein Same same same 👏🏼
Zoe Klopfenstein me too bro
STOP STALLING WE NEED A NEW SIMS VIDEO
Wait... not just any new sims video, THE new sims video
Annabeth Chase Please, were dying. Have mercy.
YEAHHHH BOIIIIII
Annabeth Chase
WITH DIL'S BABY
dan: *sings* Somebodyy that i uusedd to knowwww"
phil: "BETH"
that's me
" Hello Dan and Phil games-." And my day is 20 times complete.
🙌
But Dean true dat 😂👌
DO I LOOK LEFT OR RIGHT THIS IS SO DIFFICULT
internal screaming
Karma Kib mid
Karma Kib solution; watch it twice
Karma Kib watch three times. Dan's side, Phil's side, then their reactions
grow another pair of eyes
+astudyinrebeard bad waste of 50 minutes
Phil: I'm letting my family down
Dan: you're letting ME down
DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?!!
Yana Tiongson wow your icon is amazing lmao
Yana Tiongson That picture is beautiful.
Yana Tiongson Wow your screaming is hurting my ears please stop
you get phannie of the year for that profile picture
I FEEL BLESSED
Dan: alright no more bant
*5 seconds later*
Dan: *screams viciously*
Me: *has somebody that I used to know stuck in head*
Dan: *sings the song*
mE; GOSH DANG IT DAN
Phangirl Potatoes I thought of all star
Lapis Lazuli I have all star stuck in my head I enjoy it tbh
worst yet is when you finally got the song out of your head and then someone puts it back in
Steph Gømez l-/
Dan: nintengoaway
Me: nintendon't
Hazel Spark 1. Yasss ur comment!
2. KIRSTIN YASSSSSSSSS
Hazel Spark
If Dan and nin became best friends:
*Nindando Games*
Hazel Spark yes😂
Daniel does what Nintendon't.
Dan: *gets slightly shoved in Mario Kart*
Also Dan: "I WAS ASSAULTED"
at least it wasn't bacause of a banana peel, because.. y'know, that would have been babuse.
i'll show myself out
Alaska Granbacka *slow claps*
Phanic! At The disco thank you! ❤
Alaska Granbacka that's beautiful thank you for that blessing
Phanic! At The disco RUclips STORYTIME: I WAS ASSAULTED
Fun fact: My cousin and I were the creepy twins...
I'm serious, they were twins because I was visiting her and we were playing on one account, so they looked the same.
I played Mariokart 8 Deluxe with DAN AND PHIL WITHOUT KNOWING
This was forever ago, but at the time I just thought it was a coincidence. I just thought one guy was named Dan and anouther was named Phil and it was just a coincidence.
Sure very true.
I really hope you arent lying bc this would be really funny
when someone says a pun
me: eh
when dan or phil make a pun
also me: starts rolling on the floor snort laughing with tears in my eyes
Stephanie Cubas I hope you didn't Phil over
Stop PUNishing me with all these puns
Jasmine Arroyo unacceptable
Jasmine Arroyo Dan't
The "no hitting each other pact" Hitler and Stalin style
mychoise3
Damn it
lol accurate
mychoise3 lol I finished doing that in history! Haha
I'm in love with this comment seriously I feel less alone with my history passion
damn you went there
"Aw I wanna give him a hug."
Thats why Phil is an actual ray of sunshine.
kiwibirbz Also Phil: I'm coming to eat your children
Dan’s little hiss after Phil called him the snekkiest snek killed me.
Dan: *screeches* "SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW"
Phil: "Beth"
This shows a difference.
yee
The two types of people in this world
It’s really weird cuz dan sang my favourite song and then phil said my name...
"Phil...I just got assaulted...I've never been this disrespected in my life.."
Oh dan your ego is so high 😂
Justina Reynolds What Ego
His ego has been _blazing _*_it_*
He’s been smoking some kush
Catherine Izdebski the good kush
Stephanie this is the dollar store how good can it be
phil joking about being a furry is my aesthetic
Dan is rubbing off on him too much
Chloe Grace is it a joke tho?
*x files theme*
y i k e s you can say that again 😂😉
I wish he was a furry , im a furry DX
Chloe Grace your profile picture is my aestheic
I love how dan wears a completely black jumper and Phil wears the most colourful shirt in the history of the universe
"Phil..," *disgruntled face* " I just got assaulted..."
*D* : I'm sticking up for you
*P* : Don't be such a _ninny_
*D* : *Rekt*
dan: use ur boosts
me: use ur glutes!!
Me Nicole |-/
Me Nicole |-/
Me Nicole |-/
|-/ omg I thought the same thing
|-/
Dan: we can’t do all this stuff cuz we’re on Phil’s switch
Phil: I have so little points cuz I always play on dans switch
Me: why didn’t you just play this on dans switch????
I think they said something about it not connecting to their gaming setup. I could be wrong though 🤷🏽♀️
MyLifeIsMy Laptop am I the only one who wonders why they have two switches ?
Yasamin Gate maybe because when Phil is filming a video Dan and play on his switch 😂 idk
Phil is always so happy when he wins
Ik, it's the best! I. Was so happy when he won! :)
its so pure
i was cheering for him to beat dan
Dan and Phil have been posting a lot I'm worried who replaced them
So Happy shh let it continue
//Alexis// //Huber// OMG I love your profile pic
I want a Sims video before I rot it's been YEARS
Jimins Mcthighs aye key
RT
It's been two weeks
Jimins Mcthighs ikr
All I want is that alien baby
Dan: PROTECT MY EYEBALL FROM THE EYELASH
Phil: Make a wish...
Dan:ThAtS wHaT FrIEnDs ArE FOOOOoooor PSSSHFT
I WILL DESTROY JAPANESE PEOPLE
Me: I WANT A FRIEND TO PROTECT MY EYEBALL FROM EYELASHES
'More banting, less driving' yes Dan sure that's what you meant
Dan looked so triggered when that one guy bumped him and when Phil hit him😂
Trinity Joseph dan is me when i play this tbh
you profile has me dying i love that album!!!
I don't know you and I love you because of misadventures
Trinity Joseph I
Rite tho
Phil: "I spent many hours *crafting* that"
C r A f T y O u S a Y
Snow Dude translation* : "I spent many hours crying that."
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
My grandma came over while I was watching you two and she now can't stop watching and thinks you guys are hysterical 😭😭😭💜
Okay, coolest grandma award goes to your grandma
I'm impressed at how high dan and phils voices can go
Dil Trash ikr
Lol yep
Dil Trash I know
Dil Trash Brendon Urie is shook
Title: Watch us wreck some lossers online!
Me: As a loser online I'm offended.
ブルックリン ・ハレルラン 😂😂😂 omg
ブルックリン ・ハレルラン same though
ブルックリン ・ハレルラン me too! Lol
I just love it when Dan and Phil upload, Y'know? You just get that feeling of excitement every time.
Odelia Handy Same.
my feels just go crazy even if nothing happens.
Odelia Handy same
Odelia Handy same but his screen is on the left and I'm left handed so I'm more inclined to look to the left so I have a reason
Yess
who else had to constantly rewind because you were watching one side then the other person screamed and then you miss it and rewind to catch it no just me okay
we want to see dil's baby
stop stalling
EllieDoodles _ o
Dan is still in denial:'D
Eszter135 "No Phil! it must be something he ate. IT MUST BE SOMETHING, HE ATE." yep he's still in denial
EllieDoodles _ deny deny denial
Denial Daniel
Phil: I let down myself, my family, Yoshi
Dan: And me
Me: Silly Dan he already said family
haha lol true
This is so pure and my inner trash can't handle it
I thought that too tbh
Katelyn Dickinson awwww
AHH I PLAYED WITH DAN AND PHIL I WAS SAMUEL AHHHHHHH
Phil's hair Noway!!!
Phil's hair You are so lucky
'Better be subscribed to the channel.'
Phil's hair you did good Samuel XD
Phil's hair OMG THEY EVEN GREETED YOU AND TOLD YOU TO SUBSCRIIIBE
Phil's shirt is giving me flashbacks of sonic.exe fjsjs no
jesus
fairy hyunsuk. Why must you bring this up
i'm waiting for a bumper sticker that says, *STAY ALIVE, don't bant and drive*
Mikayla Rena LOLLLL I'D BUY ONE SO FAST 😂😂😂 you're brilliant
Abbie Røse 😂😂 thanks
Mikayla Rena 🎶Stay alive, stay alive... *WHERE IS MY SON!* (Hamilton anyone??)
charlotte Oh. 😂😂
charlotte lol same! I can't help it when someone writes stay alive. |-/ Truce starts playing in my head as well. 😍
PLEASE GOD PLEASE PLAY BOARD GAMES ON THIS CHANNEL. THEY ARE SO FUN. PLEASE I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR A BOARD GAME VIDEO.
jordan h8r it needs to happen
jordan h8r YES!! We need to get this comment up!
jordan h8r YEs yes
GUESS WHO OR LIFE OR MONOPOLY PLEEEEEAAAAASE
YES
I love that they know each other's specific Mario Kart habits
Me: *sees title* dan definitely did that...
*says that to my cat*
I just wanna say somethin'
YOU GUYS STILL HAVE THE CARDBOARD FOR ALMOST 10 WEEKS NOW!!!
Lilikuri you watch it three times! (one for Dan, one for Phil, one to actually watch the bants)
Lilikuri noo the boxes are great they're subtly iconic now
Lilikuri NO THEY'RE BOMB SHHH...SHHH.
Lilikuri *silently waiting for July 8th* it's literally been marked in my calendar😂😂
If only I could count on my hand how many times dan said he was going to file an official complaint
Ashlee Haddock We would need to hire more than one octupus.
can we just discuss the title for a second?
Sure
I dun care DAN!!!
Definatly Dan
Dan wrote it
DAAAAN
'Your the snekiest snek'- Phil 2K17
"Sssss" - Dan 2k17
When??
you're
RUclipsr: *Gets bumped in Mario Cart*
RUclipsr: "I JuSt GoT ASsAuLTeD"
Mrs.Misty-Eyed phandom and clique?!?! Are you my favorite human?!
Rissy Kline eww
Mrs.Misty-Eyed 😂😂
Mrs.Misty-Eyed |-/
Next Daniel Howell video
Welcome to DanAndNinGAMES
Would people start shipping Dan and Nin?
Jessica Parsons nuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jessica Parsons welcome to Phil games
i bet it's already a thing, and if not... y'all know what to do
DIN
When Dan said 'use your boosts' did anyone else think of when Tyler and Josh played Happy Wheels and Tyler said 'use your glutes' ??? Or is it just me with tøp references?
Same
ME
Right! I knew I wasn't the only one who remembered it in DnP's Happy wheels vid too!
YES
'We might race against you guys in the future'
Me: MUM I NEED A FREAKIN NINTENDO SWICH!!!
AmyIsAmazing yes I'm going to ask my dad 😂 it's 20 past 4 in the morning rn so I'm not going to ask yet XD
AmyIsAmazing it would be hilarious if my brother ended up playing with him 😂😂 he has one also sometimes my sister plays
I love how Phil is disappointed at fourth and I'm over here just giving up in twelfth place whenever my friend forces me to play.
• dragon_mind • saaaame
"Phil i need you to protect me"
Me : AWWWWWWWWW
Mother:godamn its more of these emo boys
Same but my dad he thinks I'm boy crazy because I only watch them and Markiplier (and a few other people).
Paige Lynn my dad calls them Bob and Doug (they were two characters on a famous Canadian film series)
My best friend calls them Jack and Jill
Phanic! at the horizon I bet Phil is Jill. Not because they rhyme but I can just imagine Phil being the caring housewife lol
MY SISTER AF
"more banting, less driving"
um Dan, you okay?
Last time I was this early, Phil was still Snowdude.
YESSS
Sophie Sharma Phil had curly hair
damnit
I cant deal with all the name changes atm dan seriously is it Daniel howell or thebombsurgeon?
TheTrashiestTrashCan *spits out water*
heyitsfreyx oh mY GOD
Dan correcting phil: no it's after 2
Phil: UR MUMS 2
Dan: rekt
This is the most likes i have ever gotten. Thanks! 💓
Stephanie Cubas I died when I heard that 😂😂
Stephanie Cubas IM WEAK XD
lpsheathens and what's wrong with that
Veerle Verhoeven I get the reference you made there XD
Phil your comebacks are the equivalent of a child in grade 2, and I love it!💗
"That's sounds very violent and possibly illegal" - Dan 2017
DanAndPhilRAGE
a very soft and neat idea
is this the channel where they finally play monopoly
That eyelash moment was so pure
Chloe.47 so so pure
S O F T A N D N E A T
PVRIS EY
' rekt? ' why am i laughing so hard
ella Saaaammmmeeee
its months later and I'm still laughing at that bit
Keep reading if you care about the two bois here
🐍 heh you've run into a snekie snek
"your mom is two"
Olivia Norman Sucks reckt
Infinity On Olivia ahem "mum"