no but seriously it literally says comic sans used ironically klairehumanoid.tumblr.com/post/117803123462/danisnotonfirestyle-exact-is-this-black lmaooo
Lalia Williams-Riseng lol ikr? Every time I watch one of their videos I can almost say everything word for word and my family thinks I need help. Lol great.
ShadowHearth16 lol. I can quote word for word every Phil is not in fire and it's honestly amazing. And since I relate to Dan so much I feel like I would marry him. But hey maybe if I married Dan I could live with Dan AND Phil that would be amazing
@@callmeravenlee1972 phil becoming the overlord of the world is the only thing that can save us after the hellscape of 2020 please someone make phil the president
there's four types of people: the ones that stare at dan's screen, the ones that stare at phil's screen, the one that stare at the actual camera screen, and the ones that mangae to look at all equally (a rare species)
+michael clifford is sexy lol Korea is in Asia. kpop is from Korea. oh sehun is in a kpop group. The kpop fandom is an Asian fandom because it's from Asia.
This was the first video I ever saw of them. I clicked on it a little over a year ago, and I'm so glad I did. Ever since then these two nerds have completely destroyed my life, and it's definitely the best decision I've ever made. I wish I'd known about them sooner, but I'm glad I've been here for a year
I recommend watching bishi bashi special, because that's when Phil I think broke it. But your explanation is SO much better than the real reason it broke.
Since Phil has confirmed this is the only game where he swears a lot I demand that they play this again now that hiatus is over and he can swear openly’
female shirts tends to have a smaller waste compared to the chest... becuase women believe it or not have boobs and men dont (im not taking trans into consideration so dont get triggered)
TheDeathly Howells I find women's t-shirts fit me better than men's as usually the sizes are much bigger than I. Also, yes Nico di Angelo, I do want a much more fitted version.
You guys are amazing. Uploading while in japan, and being so tired from ny, and making a book and everything you lads deserve and need a break. We love you - on behalf of the phandom
Actually not exactly true. In Halo Dan suggested it and in some game Phil technically won I believe, but they kinda ignored it because the video would have been too short, so they continued and Dan won. I don't remember which though.
...When you realize saying 'ALL OR NOTHING' is going to be called 'Pulling a Phil' eventually
XD
True - I would call it pulling a Dan, rather than a Phil - Phil is better.
foreshadowing
"I'm totally gonna toot you"
"don't toot me please"
"nooooo ive got a plant, ive got a plant"
AAHHHHH PHIL UR TOO PRECIOUS FOR THE WORLD
He is so squishhhy and ADORABLLLLLE
Zai Howlter f
Hayl-Lee Gallegos Dan does all the poking so yes most squishy.
Zai Howlter Dont toot him......
Doot him.
Dangthatsalongchannel that made my day.
this is like three vids in one
1st time) watching their banting
2nd time) watching Phil's side
3rd time) watching Dan's side
yup, you're not the only one!
kate marie why is this me
katertot .-. i
katertot .-. Lol me
First time I watched I toggled between 1 and 3
Phil: The jumpy mc jumperson.
Dan: No, not the bike arena one.
They know each other so well
Sierraroez ikr
"Don't toot me, please."
-Phil Lester 2k16
Katalina Danforth #Rip2k16
it was 2015
I care so much about your opinion. (obvious sarcasm)
haha i read this comment exactly as he said it in the same speed
I love your profile pic
Phil says "don't break it again" and Dan looks at him like he's just said something he shouldn't have said.
I think it's because Phil told him not to break it again when Phil was the person that broke it in the first place I could be wrong though
It broke the first time in one of the Bishi Bashi videos.
XD
HE KNOWS
+Shelby Madison and this moment let all the Phans go wild xD
Channi Minich HA lol
Their true personalities shine at the end when phil wins and dan screams FUCK YOU MARIO KART
Basking In The Ambiance IM CRAFTING
I love your videos! Didn't know you liked Dan and Phil :)
Cus they fuck eachother. ... I went there
Let me just remind you that Dan’s mistake on the All or Nothing was letting himself get distracted by an accidental innuendo.
and that’s dan for you
T h a t ’ s
O u r
D a n
"Is this black enough?"
gosh diddly darn i need your shirt dan
"Gosh diddly darn" lol XD
He's wearing it ironically lol
no but seriously it literally says comic sans used ironically klairehumanoid.tumblr.com/post/117803123462/danisnotonfirestyle-exact-is-this-black lmaooo
I love ur profile picture
the.colors.of.fire I just ordered it.
Phil: "Mario kart is the only game that makes me swear"
Me: * reminisces shelter * ok Phil...
and the new crash bandicoot
Fortnite.
Two Harreh Pottah fans in this thread. RAVENCLAW PRIDE
it's ok Phil. I actually did click without looking
Starstuck11 me too 😂😂
PhanGirlMollie4Life im just binge watching
Amazingpinninghøløsexualisnøtønfire! I love your name
Madison scarlett thank you! I tried to combine all my fandoms. still trying to get Melanie Martinez in there. not sure how.
Amazingpinninghøløsexualisnøtønfire! love your nameeee
Wow it’s weird to actually hear them say the words “Dan vs. Phil” rather than ASGJFKGKGKF PHWOO
I KNOW
Man, yes.
5:46 makes for an excellent screenshot.
Kayla Lee s. Vgg
epicbmxdude 78 k
Ikr he looks like Ruffnut. I literally just made a comment about that then saw this
Kayla Lee I paused too early and I was crying laughing 😂
Kayla Lee j
I started playing a game to try to tell who edits the videos, This one was Dan
I think Dan edits a lot of them, really.
Loojee715 hahah yeah i think dan edits most of them
Dan edits all the vids and does the titles. Phil does the thumbnail.
How do you tell
The description gave it away
Phil looked so happy when he won, it was so adorable omg ^•^
actually Dan let Phil win. he could of had did the horn thing but he didn't
+Mybestfriendphan Edits he did use the horn thing but it didn't boost him far enough to win
Abbie Stubbs Really? Because he still had the horn when phil won...
+Mybestfriendphan Edits he used it right before the finish line. It boosted him a bit, the yellow circle around him was the boost.
Abbie Stubbs ohhh well he could of had used it earlier
"I'm gonna kill you."
"You can't kill me we're married."
Love it
Oml. 😂
Dan's "blame the speed, it's too fast!" Voice was the same voice from Phil is not on fire 7 when Dan was the nacho and he said "IM COMPLETE!"
Omg I just realized that
😂😂😂😂😂😂
when youve watched too much dan and phil ;)
Lalia Williams-Riseng lol ikr? Every time I watch one of their videos I can almost say everything word for word and my family thinks I need help. Lol great.
ShadowHearth16 lol. I can quote word for word every Phil is not in fire and it's honestly amazing. And since I relate to Dan so much I feel like I would marry him. But hey maybe if I married Dan I could live with Dan AND Phil that would be amazing
Someone make dan into mario with a 'get rekt' sign in his pink cat car
and Phil saying 'don't toot me pls'
ThaliaLizette Challenge accepted
Tell us when it is done
ThaliaLizette The deed is done. friedloser.tumblr.com/post/117813767288/welp-this-happened-im-not-sure-if-i-should-be Bewy C
Emyslifexoxo omg yes
Dan: *bleep bleep*
Phandom: Meh
Phil: Damnit
Phandom: PHIL YOU HAVE SUCH A DIRTY MOUTH WHERE DID U LEARN THIS LANGUAGE!?
That Trash so true omg.🙄❤️😂
briant85 he learned it from Dan obviously *wink*wink* if you know what I mean JKJKJK JKJKJK
Kawaii Kid777 lol😂😂😂😂
I thought this at first. Then I watched the badger simulation...
lol
Phil: "And that's the start to my complete domination"
Who knew this would be true??
IVE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU!!!! PHIL BECOMES SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE GALAXY IN 2021 AND... its... actually quite lovely... nvm
@@callmeravenlee1972 phil becoming the overlord of the world is the only thing that can save us after the hellscape of 2020
please someone make phil the president
Aadyaa Thirani unfortunately he’s can’t become president because he’s not American. Fortunately he becomes supreme overlord of the universe
9 YEARS
I WAS 6 WHEN HE STARTED HIS CHANNEL
i was 6 when my friend showed me dan's 'butterfingers.'
i was very amused by how awkward this guy was
Miss Amazing oh my god!!! haha aren't we all! they are both cute and awkward lol
I was 4
I was 15
I was 4
I love how Dan actually would have won every single game if he didn't agree to a 'final battle'
Sophie Luna Ich finde dich überall... :D
Lea deutsche omg omg omg
ally xy Heyyy
Lea Das ist nicht mehr normal :'D
Sophie Luna :o Wir schauen einfach die selben Sachen :D
YOU TWO ARE THE BEST TWO PEOPLE TO PLAY THIS TOGETHER IM CRYING
Incoming:
Don't cry
Craft
Comments
Erin Obrien Don't tell people to not cry
don't craft
why the fuck would you not craft
Erin Obrien Don't tell people to not cry
don't craft
why the fuck would you not craft
who's here during the post Lester victory era ?
literally everyone here
Phil: don't you yawn I'm right up your butt
Dan: 😐
Me: Wat.
there's four types of people: the ones that stare at dan's screen, the ones that stare at phil's screen, the one that stare at the actual camera screen, and the ones that mangae to look at all equally (a rare species)
true.
tealorchid99 i'm the one who looks at all equally
tealorchid99 And the type of people who watch the video four times to do each thing.
+TheHurricane Yeah I have to do that.
tealorchid99 I was watching all of them equally lol
Guys.
As of tomorrow, Dan and Phil games is going to be one year old.
We are all dying.
Wait what???OMFG
Omg no
BestKeptAnonymous yeah, from when they first created the channel/registered the username. They only started uploading in September.
BestKeptAnonymous wtf no it was made yesterday
Hello, Internet. So today I'm having another existential crisis- oh, it burns! It burns!
Phil couldn't go in a straight line. What could it mean?
Nobody Special it doesn't mean anything.
Nobody Special
O mai @W@
oOo
He's bad a driving
Smacks alternatively
You know shits real when Phil says fricken
You know shits real when oh sehun is your profile picture
what do u mean I'm not Asian
+michael clifford is sexy lol Korea is in Asia. kpop is from Korea. oh sehun is in a kpop group. The kpop fandom is an Asian fandom because it's from Asia.
OH I DIDNT READ IT PROPERLY I THOUGHT SHE MEANT ANOTHER ASIAN PERSON IN THE PHANDOM HAHAHAHA
+michael clifford is sexy lol XD
Pllleeeeaaaassseeee do a new Dan vs Phil, we've waited since April 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
yes
I agree. plez plez plez plez plez plez make a new d vs. p. I beg of you
+Chloe Gillin i need it in my life
+Chloe Gillin ayeeeeeee! new one today
Your wish was granted about 45 mins ago :)
Phil- ALL OR NOTHING!!!
Dan- *I got this*
Me- You thought betch
Dan: "ooh, we`re going too fast"
Tyler in the distance: "We`re going too fast, fast, save us"
I LOVE A GOOD RAB REFERENCE
"don't break it again" **entire phandom** AHHHH
"Dont break it again"
Dan:...
Fangirls:.....
Phil:....
Screaming in Spanish
me: *screams in portuguese*
Brazilian phandom, yay
yay
*swears in Quebec slang*
"It's 2016 phil no one reads the title"
Take your own advice dan
Musicsavedme I see Marilyn Manson
i see my daddy in your profile pic
Musicsavedme true I just look at the thumbnail tbh
Sri Shaveena Nair I see my daddy in your profile pic 😂
"I was winning 2-0 but he pulled a Phil in the end and he 'won'"
We need to make this a thing!!!!!!
This was the first video I ever saw of them. I clicked on it a little over a year ago, and I'm so glad I did. Ever since then these two nerds have completely destroyed my life, and it's definitely the best decision I've ever made. I wish I'd known about them sooner, but I'm glad I've been here for a year
Yas
I craft myself to sleep because I have only been here for a week.
+AJ Wolfie Productions well selcoms I've been here for ages 😂😂
HOLY COW I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS OVER A YEAR OLD
also welcome. you can never leave. don't read phanfic. HAVE FUN!
THEIR FRIENDSHIP SURVIVED MARIOKART
And Monopoly I'm pretty sure.
Morganiss but can it survive Mario party 10!?
Morganiss lets hope they don't destroy it playing golf with friends.
Samantha Herron it didn't
12:18
*starts bouncing on the couch*
Phil: don't break it again
wow you guys aren't even trying now
#thisshipsailsitself
I recommend watching bishi bashi special, because that's when Phil I think broke it. But your explanation is SO much better than the real reason it broke.
fox face i know how it broke, i just thought the innuendo is worth sharing.
huggingcacti it is very much worth sharing. (I apologize, I cannot english)
huggingcacti oh god
Maybe they were reinacting the hat phanfic? (;
“That’s the start to my complete domination as well”
IM CRYING ITS OVER CONGRATS PHIL
*spends entire video trying to read the last word on Dan's shirt*
Yes. Good god I thought I was the only one...
It says 'Is this black enough?'....unless you did get it at the end xP
Caitlin Hayes THANK YOU LOL
I was doing the same 😅
I want this shirt so much omg
you should do dan vs phil vs dil
Dil Howlter I now love you even more Dil
Yassssss and hi Dil :-)
Notice me senpai XD
Dil Howlter YESS
Hello dil how are your fathers
I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WATCHING THE VIDEO YET AND I AM ALREADY CRYING THANK U SO MUCH I AM SO EXCITED
George Braithwaite i am crying too
George Braithwaite george omg i love ur videos ok GOODBYE but i love u subscribe to me if u like or don't
Don't cry
Craft
Srry I had to XD
*crafting
Birgit, you beat me to it!
Since Phil has confirmed this is the only game where he swears a lot I demand that they play this again now that hiatus is over and he can swear openly’
Did anyone realize that Dan's shirt says "is this black enough" ?
Snowballlover I did, I love it so much I bought the sweat shirt lol
Snowballlover I did
Yes and im jealous
Obnoxious Dan is my favourite Dan
Amy Park dan is my favourite dan
Amy Park same
He seems to take these things way too seriously :l
Sarcastic little shit dan is my favourite
Amy Park That "all or nothing" crap would get me aggro too.
DO YOU GUYS REALIZE AT THE END PIL SAYS "yeah,but i came first"
When?
+ItsSiobhan "at the end"
+sxftkitty phil*
+sxftkitty WHY OH GOD
+sxftkitty My dirty mind...
"Phil we're just playing the games they WANT us to play!" THEN PLAY MONOPOLY THTS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
*spits drink dramatically*
9 YEARS!?!?
morgan Hollingsworth Phil has been here from the start XD
Yup! He's even helped start up many RUclipsrs. He encouraged Dan, Chris, PJ, Duncan (a Japanese RUclipsr)
Phil literally started everything
Sheesh...where have I been!?
morgan Hollingsworth i know right? I only discovered him earlier in the year.
Still adore him though
You guys should do a Dan vs. Phil - Cards Against Humanity. cx
Brittany Kmiecik yasss
Brittany Kmiecik OMG PLZ
guess what? they did
guess what m8 !!!
Phil wins.
Dan and Phil: *calls game old*
Me: *sitting here awkwardly with Mario cart double dash for the game cube*
lmao same
Cassie Schwing
I still play Super Mario Smash Bros. Melee on the GameCube and Luigi's Mansion. XD
And I'm 13
Cassie Schwing YESSSS
Dan: I'm gonna toot you
Phil: Don't toot me please
Me: Oh.
Dan looks good AF
Ilovesmosh He always does
They both always look good
Ilovesmosh Don't they both always look good?
They both always look amazing
dan and phil both look beautiful
OMG MY DADS UPLOADED
ye
Are you proud Dil? How's ur gf?
How is no one talking about the end?
I KNOW
I'm dead
Cheshire Jinxx DID PHIL NOT REALIZE HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDED
Cheshire Jinxx I choked on my milk when Dan gave him that look
Cheshire Jinxx dude ikr i died
Little does Dan know that Phil is going to win Dan VS Phil
Am I the only one that nonchalantly said, "auto zone" after they said, "We're in the zone"?
Nope
I did. xD
I DID!!
I did 😂😂
Hannah Smith SAME
I NEVER KNEW THAT GETTING 10 COINS SPEEDS U UP AND I'VE HAD THE GAME FOR LIKE, 3 YEARS!!!!!
and i thought they DID buy upgrades
*sigh*
3:20 don't you mean.....
Phact?
I'll show myself out.
XD
exit stage right.
You really should.
Good pun though!
nice pun
BYE
Phil was right about the beginning of his total domination
"is this black enough" umm obviously not if I can read it
+Your Everyday Fangirl 18 GET YOUR BLACK GAME TOGETHER DAN
The comic sans are real XD
it might have only been a week since this comment was posted, but this definitely needs more likes..
when its faded it says
is his black enough
Its is this black enough
"I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING."
-Phil, 2015
I feel ya bro, I feel ya
The end of the video seriously stressed me øut
They ended it so abruptly it's crazy. I want to know how it broke in the first place 😂
I think we all know how
I know... It made a tear in my heart..
MY NAMES BLURRYFACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK
brø...|-/
Phil won Mario Kart 8 and my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, and I'm fully hydrated in 2017
of couse phil got a plant at 8:14
lmao i was thinking that
+Analise haha
why is dan's mii so tan when he's so white
Jello Vu lol oh my god I have no idea
Jello Vu he used to be really tan
Once Upon an Odd Name ok well that's actually true
it usually happens in the summer
Jello Vu He wants to be Black Enough
I AM IN LOVE WITH PHIL'S SHIRT. CAN I HAVE A FEMALE VERSION please...
Jennifer Mudge why do you need a female version?
Elizabeth Alexis ummm maybe because she's female?!?!
a shirt is a shirt fam
female shirts tends to have a smaller waste compared to the chest... becuase women believe it or not have boobs and men dont (im not taking trans into consideration so dont get triggered)
TheDeathly Howells I find women's t-shirts fit me better than men's as usually the sizes are much bigger than I.
Also, yes Nico di Angelo, I do want a much more fitted version.
*Phil:* This one's actually harder because you have to dodge around the stupid snowmen-"
*Dan:* o_o
REally THOUGH THANK U SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS BECAUSE I HAD A HORRIBLE FEW MONTHS AND YOU MADE ME 800% HAPPIER I LOVE YOU GUYS
did i put the % in the wrong place idc anymore
Yup,yup u did
Doris Spieße YIKES i'm gonna change it bc i'm embarrassed but thank you for telling me
WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO AS LONG AS THE VEGAS VLOG
Basking In The Ambiance IM SCREAMING
Basking In The Ambiance Basking! I didnt know you liked dan and phil too! I love your parodies! :)
Basking In The Ambiance ^^^
YASS!!
***** ESPECIALLY IF YOUR IN AMERICA IM CRAFTING
Phil was so proud of himself.
Dan was pissed in a cute way.
I need to stop internetting.
this is a bad addiction
i can't help but watch phil's side everytime i watch this
😂😂😂i always watch Dan's side
10:36 DID PHIL SAY FUC K OFF
No flip off. Or frick off.
He said flip off
No. Phil is a cinnamon roll who shall never curse
+TheNerdyChicGeek watch shelter. ;)
+Steph Kendall I thought he said fluff off...
i want dan's shirt too badly
apparently they sell it on redbubble
oh awesome thanks!
+Jaime Williams thanks now I know we're Dan shops.
I bought one on red bubble
What does it say?
I vote for Dan to be the new voice of Mario. Or... possibly Mickey Mouse.
"oh don't toot me, please" gets me every time
#dontbantanddrive
As a person with no friends, Dan and Phil's amazing friendship makes me cry.
don't cry
CRAFT!
PS also vicariously living off of healthy relationships is good. I think.
I don't think its good for me but thank you :) I think I'll go craft now.
IStoleYourSocks 'freindship'
IStoleYourSocks wanna be internet friends?
IStoleYourSocks Same
At 3:20, I was disappointed that neither one of them said "PRO TIP"....
I'll escort myself out now
Carissa H And 6:45 now (I am watching the vid while commenting so I just saw it)
ME TOO
Don't escort yourself out...
Oh, you didn't? Yay!
Cheetos Hutchens Yay! Now I can watch the whole vid. And I was so ready for "...CRAFT" and to have to hug/punch you.
My forever aesthetic is Phil forgetting that people read titles and trying to surprise everyone with hints
"DON'T BREAK IT AGAIN!" THE LOOK THEY GIVE EACH OTHER.
Yeah Phil broke the couch last time but when he said that they just looked at Eachother like that was awkward
Bri Summers yeah PHIL broke it! But here Phil told DAN to not break it again
You guys are amazing. Uploading while in japan, and being so tired from ny, and making a book and everything you lads deserve and need a break. We love you - on behalf of the phandom
PHANDOM
***** they went for youtubes 10th birthday !
I laughed out loud at 3:43 when they both simultaneously shouted:
*"OH YES."*
*"OH SHIT."*
you know this is a really old video cause they actually said dan vs phil and didnt just make random sounds and put explosions all over the screen
Dan's shirt is literally everything.I want it NOW.
All hail your profile picture twenty one phans
|-/
I think I need it more than you
+Aj Volkman I love your Profile pic :D
OH MY GOD SAME I need that right NOW (nice profile pic tho ;),
Why do I keep coming back to this video
REMATCH! I want a pt. 2 since this is absolutely hilarious.
Yaaaas!!!
I love that calling an all or nothing is considered 'doing a Phil' or 'pulling a Phil'...
when Dan technically pulled the first all or nothing...
Oh, what wouldn't I give to play Mario Kart with Dan/Phil. I tend to get high ranks usually, so it'd probably be really fun and a challenge ;o;
Cool Cow Art yeah me too i'm really good and i would love to race Dan and Phil
They do live shows with fans now!
i love how everything phil has won dan technically won but phil decided it was ALL OR NOTHING
Ikr
yeah, I completely agree
ALL OR NOTHING IS LITERALLY ME
WE HAVE THE SAME NAME
Actually not exactly true. In Halo Dan suggested it and in some game Phil technically won I believe, but they kinda ignored it because the video would have been too short, so they continued and Dan won. I don't remember which though.
i have to watch this 4 times so i can watch dan himself, phil himself, the game on dans side and the game on phils side
I thought I was the only one who did that!
Lisa T same, and then i watch it all together as well xD
"I love animal crossing"
NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH DANIEL
MarioIsNotOnFire, 100% would watch !
AmazingMarioisnotonfire is s collab that neeeddddssss to happen
"dont break it agian" wHAT...PHILLIP STOP MESSING WITH OUR FANGJRL HEARTS
Steffi Mountain Phil broke it in a gaming video before. I think that's what he was referring to...
STILL, OUR FANGIRL HEARTS CANT TAKE IT
I would also like to touch on the fact that Phil said "I'm right up your bum" to Dan
***** I think that was more a look of, "dafuq phil." xD The inuendo's were strong in this one
***** omg tbh they don't even try to hide it
#dontbantanddrive
much educational
very learn
#wowzerbowser
+Amelia Ugh lolz evrywhere
Well meme'd!
+Amelia Ugh omfg
Much wow
XD
YOU THINK MARIO KART 8 IS OLD? MATE I MUST'VE BEEN EXISTING BEFORE THE BIG BANG BECAUSE I HAVE MARIO KART *7*.
Bubbsie Bash -I still play Mario kart wii-
Mario kart wii right here aka th original
I still have Marino kart ds
I STILL HAVE MARIO KART DS AND 64
Mario kart wii
Dan and Phil MUST have a sing-off. Like Karaoke Party or something. It is their destiny. xD
YESSSS
Yaass.
yas
3:15-3:21 Am I the only one who shouted "PROTIP!"?
YES. JUST YES.
I half expected them to tbh
RAPTOR PROTIP *pew pew pew pew*
NOOOO I LIKE SCREAMED IT AND BROTHER CAME IN A THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO HIM XD
MetalOfHeaven777 I DID ASWELL!!!!!!!!
am i the only one that always goes for phil, i mean hes so precious how could you not?
Dan's shirt is my aesthetic