THE GAME THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR FRIENDSHIP - Dan and Phil play: Snipperclips
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2017
- We play a seemingly harmless Switch puzzle game that makes you INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED.
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If we play this again I (Dan) will write a secret message in morse code in the next video description which means I'm fearing for my safety around Phil and you have to rescue me, okay?
DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danielhowell
Instagram: / danisnotonfire
Tumblr: / danielhowell
Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com 
Игры
Nobody wants to see Phil on his best behaviour.
Everyone wants to see Phil loose his shit. lmao
very tru
Avie Faith true
lose* but tru
"No good sir, for I have the POWER OF TRIANGLES"
Trophy ITS FROM HOW NOT TO SURVIVE SCHOOL PHAM LMAO
Thank you I was looking for this comment :D
AnnaIsNotABanana YESSSSSSSS
AnnaIsNotABanana I was waiting for this comment
YESS
"No good sir for I have the power of triangles"- Dan Howell on Trigonometry and Snipperclips
I REMEMBER THAT VIDEOOOOO
I has power of squares (PEW PEW PEW)
I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO
Megan Anderson TRIGGERED
How not to survive school 😂
The moment Dan said "isn't this game just calming" was the exact moment I realised that school started in 10 minutes and I hadn't packed my bag or finished revising for my Italian exam
Nemuruyuu How did it go
Nemuruyuu same wit me except I stayed up all night and got no sleep!lol
I read this as soon as he said it, and now I’ve just realized that I have overdue homework
pass the bleach, please. I have an overdue test. Lol. I missed one and the teacher didn’t realize and just assumed I got a 100....YASSSSSS
nameera naz THATS SO LUCKY OH MY GOODNESS
"No good sir for I have the power of triangles"
Galaxy Skye I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
thats what i thouggghhhht
frickin zazzed NOPE. I NOTICED IT TOO.
Galaxy Skye omg I thought the same 😂😂
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!
For some odd reason, I want to see Phil get pissed off as fuck.
Lysander me too but I just can't imagine soft n pure phil getting mad
Lysander yes same
same
He doesn't really opens in videos, so i also want to see it
same
"You murded *our* child"
Rest In Peace dil I guess because that’s their child
rice cake ygs
rice cake omg
Oof
rice cake **Checky wink**
i swear this entire video is an innuendo
rose brocchi i knew someone would make this comment
Watch the game grumps play it XD
SunShineHp15 Or Jaltoid Media
All of their videos are innuendos it's just how you take it
rose brocchi it’s Dan & Phil of course this video is an innuendo 😂😂😂
Dan: *screams*
Phil: ...
Dan: It's about planning! Take it easy!
Nerdy Eddie I'ts.
Pinecone It is ➡ it's
Pinecone wtf is i'ts??
Aaahahha omg 😂
Daniel*
Dan:screams
Dan:cries
Dan: Phil, you need to be patient
Ash Lirelle Wuuuuuut
There’s one comment....
the controllers aren’t small you’re just huge, dan
😉
They r small
Oof I dont know they are 6’3 wth are you talking about😂😂😂
LOLsen no it’s a joke-
oWo-
"Patience, Phil. Patience." Says the one freaking out 😂😂
Phil: They need to be protected
No Phil, YOU need to be protected.
literally had the same thought when he said that xD
SuperSandy yes 😂
"Come do me phil"
"COME DO ME PHIL"
*"COME DO ME PHIL"*
JessAnimations YASSSS
IM GOING TO CRAFFT
*_I AM COMPLETE_*
Hi I'm the fucking Sun from the teletubbies I love ur name
JessAnimations what time?
"I think my hole needs to be deeper." -Phil 2017 😂😂
Your name is gold
+Cant Touch This yours too 😂
I don’t understand what is a taehyung
ARMYYYY😂💜
xcaratartist
chokes
Their "go deeper" joke 😂
It just comes up every where even when it's not intentional 😂
@Sp00ky phand0m, I love your profile pic 😂😂
I love how they made so many obvious innuendos but Phil didn't realize while Daniel had a cheeky little grin on his face the whole time lol //*so soft*//
Cassandra Gough it was....
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say
SOFT AND NEAT!
OH COME ON!
SUE ME!
Avalon Potter Hamilton I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING
ikr phil was concentrating so hard that he didn't even notice
IKR
We came together to make art!
So dan rly did end up using the power of triangles
clarito55 THANK YOU I was waiting for this lol
Trigonometry HELL YEAH.
clarito55 I THOUGHT THE SAME THING OML
I Guess that i need to continue with my mqth homework then
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS. WOO
Am I the only one that wants a sequel?
Laura Magri we need one!
Me too!
"Perfectly Strait"
*raises eyebrow*
He was obviously talking about his opposite
This aged well
anna oop
Yeah that was never going to work.
look in the description
dan what the hell
Meme Queen it actually scared me a little o.o
o_o
i'm so glad you told me to read that 😂 he is actually my favorite human
Are any if us realllllly surprised????
chicklebird
Same
Seriously, you guys NEED to play this again!! I need to see Phil in true rage mode!
indeed
I literally started choking on a cough drop at the daddy comment-
I wanna see Phil rage out for real...
I wanna see the description for the next one
SomeRandomDemigod I
Dan: "It was the angriest I have ever seen Phil!"
Me: *imagining*
Phil: Shit!
Me: OH THE HOROR!
*Reads description*
OK DAN. WHATEVER YOU SAY. SURE
"now u have to come and do me"
-"i'll do you" IM DEAD BYE
Markjin bias When did that happen?!?
Markjin bias When!?!!!
Anime _Pyschopath Thank you! 😂
When?
I want to see a furious Phil
Andy Cheeto I do too
Legends say nobody has seen a furious Phil and survived
Andy Cheeto same ffs
phast and furious
phast and phurious
TOO MANY INNUENDOS I AM CRAFTING
Bonnie Richter YES
Dan is just trying to keep Phil calm the entire time
You broke it! You murdered our child.
You murdered our child.
Our child.
OUR
Illuminati confirmed.
*O U R*
CanadianPrince14 yes
*Y O U M U R D E R E D O U R C H I L D*
dan: again again again again
also dan: u gotta be patient lmao
Dan: I think this game is helping our friendship
tittle:THIS GAME WILL RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP
Phil: "It's not deep enough."
Dan and Phil taken out of content ((;
Daniel The Spaniel I made a Tumblr called DanAndPhilOutOfContext
Dan calling Phil his *best friend* warms my heart
Jelly Heegah ...or family
So many shippers lost their sh*t xD
or a family member
best friends are family
V DAY
Did nobody get the reference to Dans old video: 'How not to survive school'
"THE POWER OF TRIANGLESSSSS!!!!!!"
I did "FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES *pew*"
I did "FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES *pew*"
The Cookie Jar we added that into our drama play in school
The Cookie Jar No good sir, for I have the power of triangles!
The Cookie Jar MATH MATH MATH MATH MAAAAATH
"Orgams of problemsolving"
eight months ago i clicked on this video. it was the very first dan and phil video i had ever watched. halfway through i clicked off, thinking that they weren’t really my type of youtubers. but here i am, months later, surrounded by their merch, their faces on my lock screen, and crying over how much i love them and how happy they make me. this video will always be important to me because it was the first i ever watched. it’s crazy how one click on a video really can change your life.
It's been 2 years r u ok now bro
Hope you’re good mate
What turned you around between the click off and the obsession?
Phil: My hole needs to be deeper.
Dan *Perfect timing to give the phandom what they want* Yeah let's make it deeper
Sign me the fuck up.
Hell... yes....
Petition for Dan to secretly film them playing this so we can see the REAL rage
Caitlin Wheeler yas where do I sign?
Caitlin Wheeler yeeeeeeeeeees
Caitlin Wheeler signed
this needs to happen
I wanna see Phil rage for some reason. IDKY, I'm weird.
Can they please do an innuendo bingo challenge listening to their own videos, especially this one!!!!!?
Fangirl FooFoo this is an amazing idea!
_and every golf with friends video_
omg Dan and Phil either “try not to laugh” or guessing what the context of the innuendo is
Its been years but this is still the funniest idea, I wish theyd do it
DO MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you play it with a *best friend* -points to phil- or.. or a *FAMILY MEMBERRERR* -stares at phil-
i swear to god i don't try to be this extra i just.. they make it hard not to be
Bee kid same
whe do they say this because i just cant find it
is there a time on this?
Pegacorn Books 6.15-6.20
llamacorn creator Nice name, btw, and thanks so much! :D
When Dan ~ the least patient of the two~ is telling Phil to be patient and calm
Cailin McDonald mind blown
I think Phil being enraged made an impression on him.
OP 1000 lmao
Cailin Dawn this is when you know the world has gone too shit
*Sees the title*
What friends...... ;-;
\•What's on TV•/ oh i can't believe you, sorry |-/
#200 likes
\•What's on TV•/ I'll be your fren, fren
\•What's on TV•/ I don't believe you since your what's on TV...
They're just friends >:(
But... I want it to be 7 hour long video...
"My hole needs to be deeper"
Phil 2017 😂👌🏻
Lord Mashiba died at how Phil was so blissfully unaware 😂
Lord Mashiba I read that right before he said it
Is this Dan and Phil Games or pornhub?
Amani Gaspar Scientists can't tell.
listen to this entire thing with your eyes closed soooooo much weirder than what he said
take a shot every time daniel says "friendship"
Miles Pucek
great! now i'm out of bullets >:VVVV
Miles Pucek
It's alcohol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE INNOCENCE HERE AHAHAHAH
Did it with water because it's important to stay HYDRATED 💦
hes running it dry lol
Dan's wearing a meme shirt
*mEMECEPTION*
Dan and Phil NEED to play fire boy and water girl!!!
Sun Shine you got your wish XD
Sun Shine they did
Your wish is my command ✨
.....
.
LADY DOOR
LADY DOOR
*or a family member*
ahem daniel howell
MoikeyWay issoinnocent ahem Daniel Lester (good suggestion)
*snort* OI
MoikeyWay issoinnocent yeah. a brother.
MY GOD! Your username is the best.
Possibly
danisnotahairytoucan
danisnot
*D A N I S N O T*
HE TELLS US TO LET GO OF THE BRANDING BUT HE WON'T DO IT HIMSELF
Hannah LaBuda I say Phil did it to annoy dan 😂
Derek The Dimple
you're not wrong most likely
EXACTLY
Hannah LaBuda THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'M THINKING
I think Phil is the one to write their names out because a few videos back he wrote something about having to come up with something 'daniel' related
7:43 He said "lads on tour" he really can't keep a secret and NONE OF US REALIZED
Daniel. Philip. Every game you play gets closer to ruining your friendship.
hey look it's a meme wearing a meme shirt
spaceypastels sad but true
spaceypastels Dead meme**
Manilla LPS which one of them is dead?
spaceypastels Doge will never die. Dan will never die.
mini moom both
'Now you do me'
'Okay i'll come and do you'
Dan giggles
'Get on me'
'I think it's not deep enough'
This is great content guys love the INnuENDOs
make my hole deeper
Sannah Jay ikr I'm dead 🤣
Sannah Jay that's what I was thinking the whole video 😂
Sannah Jay sAme
rigHt
_Firefly Flicker_
JSE and PJ: " Let's make a scoop to catch it! "
Dan and Phil: " *LET'S KILL IT* "
it’s been 4 years. 4 years. i watched this the day it was released 4 years ago. i’m mortified. simpler times.
NO GOOD SIR FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES
As an architecture student, I get nightmares of trying to fit shapes in lines where they're never quite right so you just keep trying for eternity. This game is some form of torture.
That being said please play this again
Sheena Cheema nice speech
You must be a real boss in this
Sheena Cheema OMG I WANT TO BE AN ARCHITECT (good luck with it)
Out of all the new skills I've obtained from years of studying, being able to play this game would have to be the most valuable by far
It's great!!! You'll very quickly find out whether you love it enough to go through the course so if you already want to do it then you'll make it through :)
"YOU MURDERED OUR CHILD"
"OUR CHILD"
*Phil caressing the controller*
*Phil:* They need to be protected >\\<
*Me:* You need to be protected.
So many innuendos, my eyelashes are sweating.
I didn't know if I could make it
My feet are blushing
TheAquaDragon ikr I want joe to use them in his next innuendo video xD
purple potato Lol yesss!
y'all need to play Uno. it's the really friendship ruining game
and don't forget monopoly.
The game of betrayal
I played that with my friends when I went to school camp. It was so bad we could not cal the game just uno, we called it *savage uno*. It was terrifying. Some people were ready to murder.
There are no friendships in uno. You drop all interpersonal relationships at the first deal. My parent's friend group plays uno and they have a rule that spouses can't sit next to one another...for the purposes of preserving marriage.
They did say that in one VID that Dan once threw a monopoly hotel at phils face so they did survive monopoly
2:50 dans little glint at the camera after Phil says ‘I’ll do you’ 😂
If Dan makes Phil play this again for longer, Phil should make Dan play The Impossible Quiz 2!!!!!!!!
BiPieMaidBaker ....that would be fabulous. I watch that series so often just to see dan freak out. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID CaN A mAtCH BoX NOOO BuT A tIn CAn
Context, people.
Context is key.
It's a Me,Bessie! Not according to J.K Rowling lmao
True lmao
No, speeeeed is keeeeeyy
It's a Me,Bessie! Yes
"are you feeling it?"
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
XD Are you feeling it NOW Mr.Krabs?
aRe YOu feELiNg iT nOW mR. kRAbs?!!!!1!!1!
See thr internet corrupted me so all i thought of was "are you feeling it now donald trump" xD
BiHam Omg Keith and Lance!
I spy a klance profile picture
I had to put headphones in because there are people nearby, and Dan kept screaming every time they finished a level...
At 7:40 Phil says "lads on tour" and now they've said that that was going to be their tour name instead of II... Did he reveal the show before we knew?
"alright, i'd do you dan"
New Bestseller: Fifty Shades Of Phil... Written By Daniel Howell
YASS
Pixel Pops0500 oh god yesssssssssss
I know what color of shades it's gonna be
White
No, it is Phifty Shades Of Phil
*Warning headphone users*
At 7:41 phil says “lads on tour”. They said in a Q&A that they almost called the interactive introverts tour “lads on tour”. They must have been talking about which means that they knew about/ were planning the ii tour since May 2017!
Dan: now you have to come do me Phil: I'll come do you. AAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Lilyn- Zara okay but I swear, Dan almost snorted when he said that. It was so funny to him-
this was acute video
Alison M those triangle puns! 😂😉👍🏻
I complementary on ur pun... (im sorry)
Alison M Hah you got that *_right_* (-not sorry-)
AbbyHeart this is a spectriangular conversation (a bit of a stretch but I tried)
The camera ANGLE was on POINT!
dan 2017: lists animal crossing as a game that should be on the switch
2020: fine here you go
7:40-7:46 Phil I see you name dropping what you almost called Interactive Introverts
I just realized they are making videos almost everyday
What is this
I'm not even complaining, this makes my day~
Kirsten Bauer
Kirsten Bauer
Kirsten Bauer yaaaaaassssss
it was the hat
Same!!
*Dan and phil say tucan weird*
*whispers* zeeebraaahhh
Dab Howlter
Dab are you happy that Papa Dan and Papa Phil murdered your dad?
"You murdered our child"
-Dan
Dab Howlter i am s h 0 0 k
Dab Howlter Devan is real
zed
i need dan to secretly record phil playing this just to see the pure rage from phil
it's just so funny to hear them talk about animal crossing while three years later the game is finally out hahahah
I wish it was a 7 hour video too, Dan. Don't we all? Well, except Phil…
"You broke it. You murdered our child."
"You murdered our child."
"Our child."
Sammy Ward ikr I was going to say that lol
Sammy Ward I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT OMG!! Sry little freak out there but YES!!
кєуωσя∂. συя
10:38 Dan just hit a Brendon Urie high note
“Lads on tour” wow Phil good job at keeping it a secret 😂
I *SO* WANTED TO SEE THE PHIL RAGE THAT DAN WAS SO CAREFUL NOT TO UNLEASH
Imma Smiler I KNOW!!
Imma Smiler me too I don't know why because I want to I dunno.
Imma Smiler aw fuck 666 likes
yeah but compared to this Dan said so himself it was the angriest he's ever seen Phil
Since Dan and Phil both are giants compared to
me, the controllers are actually quite nice because
of my small hands
Does anyone agree
Ik I find them so convenient xD
Yesss I have tiny skinny hands that can barely make it around a x box controller
I feel that, the switch controllers are basically the only game controllers that I can actually hold.
awkwardkate yes
awkwardkate yup i have small hands too
Dan listing off all the games that the switch should've had just spoke em into existence.
"They should've had zelda, mario kart, 3d mario, animal crossing, pokemon mmo.." You got ur wish lmao!
"isnt this game just calming?"
me : realizes im supposed to be in a live online class
phil: snip my side... _senpai_
dan: i will clip your snip
phil: yes there we go
dan: yeah that's good now you have to come do me.. *_(realizes what he just said and laughs)_*
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JSLKDFJDSKLFHLAD I'M
findingtrøyler I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
sometimes I can't hear them so I turn up the volume and then Dan starts screaming and I turn it down and I can't hear them again and it's an endless cycle
Diana A same and i tend to watch at 3am and a wild dan scream could wake my whole family...
Diana A, same here...
Diana A YES SAME
guys, use sound lock!
Diana A get some better headphones lol
Man I hope a sequel to this is in the cards for the hiatus.
You could say they are. . .
s c i c c o r i n g
"The game that will destroy your friendship"
fRieNdSHIp
lying makes you go to hell
Lily V I love you right now 😂😂
Destiny :3 thanks 😂
Brittany Finney DON'T CRY CRAFT
dan: you broke it, you murdered our child
OUR CHILD
OUR
cheesy pizza YES
cheesy pizza AHHYHH
OUR
IMS CKEASINBG AUF
wHEN
"You murdered our child Phil"*fangirling intensifies*
2017 Phil: "I need to be on my best behavior." 2018 Phil: "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
"no good sir, for I have THE POWER OF TRIANGLES!!"
illuminati confirmed..
Randomtutorials101 bįłł çÿphêr
refRENCES
Randomtutorials101 Math is sexy
Randomtutorials101 And I have the power of commas.
And this is where trigonometry comes in handy, Daniel.
+Malik Has a Cookie i think i do
derek the dimple omfg I see u literally everywhere I'm sorry
oooooh my god this comment is awesome I also love that video
derek the dimple THE POWER OF TRIANGLES
derek the dimple lmao help us
I _need_ a sequel!
Little lungs in a great big world
Sood Sood lol