Hellcat races Jon Kaase powered F350 Must see.

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @badass6.0powerstroke10
    @badass6.0powerstroke10 4 года назад +67

    Ain't nothing like a BBF, especially with some Jon Kaase stuff. His SR-71 Heads are Awesome !!!

  • @jacobdevereux207
    @jacobdevereux207 3 года назад +15

    Legend has it that the hellcat was on craigslist later that day.

    • @makattak3550
      @makattak3550 2 года назад +1

      And was renamed, the "Hell no cat"

  • @markdavis3629
    @markdavis3629 5 лет назад +233

    Thank The Lord for the Big Block Ford.

    • @reidthompson8979
      @reidthompson8979 3 года назад +2

      Sorry mate, Buick GS 455 Stage 1 will always beat a big block ford.

    • @Sackmatters
      @Sackmatters 3 года назад +1

      @@reidthompson8979 Pontiac 455 💪 best motor I’ve ever own.

    • @markdavis3629
      @markdavis3629 3 года назад +34

      @@reidthompson8979 Now the whole world knows you're a dumbass....

    • @reidthompson8979
      @reidthompson8979 3 года назад +1

      @@markdavis3629 could you get an A-body or smaller car that ran mid 12’s and 510 lb-ft of torque from the factory from ford without having the car AND the insurance be super expensive from ford? No. The reason the ‘70 Buick GS Stage 1 is rated at a mere 360 hp is because the car weighed over 3600lbs, and that made the insurance cheaper. My dad has a GS Stage 1 that’s a legit stage 1 in the registry, and he built a stock spec stage 1 455 for it, and it made 443 hp and 517 lb-ft on the dyno. Have a good day sir.

    • @reidthompson8979
      @reidthompson8979 3 года назад +3

      @@markdavis3629 and don’t get me wrong, I do like big blocks fords, they will always be better than big block chevys, but they aren’t better than big block Buick’s.

  • @robert23497
    @robert23497 3 года назад +42

    Jon Kasse is a class act who also happens to build motors that constantly win. He will build you pretty much anything you like if you have enough money to make it happen. We are blessed to have him among us.

  • @kimcokevin
    @kimcokevin 3 года назад +55

    There’s no shame in losing to something that’s Kaase powered.

  • @Kmecha84
    @Kmecha84 3 года назад +18

    I love the 429-460 lineup. Factory tall deck design 10.2" unlike chev bb at 9.8 deck height. I've never come across a 460 block that couldn't be bored .100" from the start and stroked to make 521ci. Chev BB do go .060" but be careful after that and go to 496ci, could be a bit more but again, be careful. BBF has a superior stronger bottom end over the BBC. Don't get me wrong I love my BBC's but the BBF is better. One thing against BBF is the cost to build.

  • @MJorgy5
    @MJorgy5 3 года назад +11

    A stock 460 can roast tires while rolling in 3rd gear.
    This truck: Hold my beer.

    • @robertclymer6948
      @robertclymer6948 2 года назад +2

      Right, but pre smog, like 68-69-70 with 365 hp stock i think. . I have a 73 460 mild build and it frys 27570r15 tires. Think about a Kasse conversion to it this fall.

    • @sergeantmasson3669
      @sergeantmasson3669 Год назад +1

      @@robertclymer6948 429-460 engines are Ford "385" series engines. '68-'71, they were 360 HP from the factory. 429 SCJ were rated 370 HP from the factory, but actual HP was 485 HP

  • @stegomon
    @stegomon 3 года назад +45

    I will take a ford over a fiat any day

    • @shannonzittlow8462
      @shannonzittlow8462 3 года назад

      Peugeot Fiat Chrysler to be exact

    • @starmc26
      @starmc26 3 года назад

      RAM is the best truck out there.

  • @BobbyOfEarth
    @BobbyOfEarth 3 года назад +74

    Ford always gets ripped off in those Chevy vs Ford engine build offs, up until PowerNation built a maxed out BBC 632 stroker that went against Jon Kaase and his "built on the spot" Ford 385 series engine stroked to 598 cid, block buster. They dyno'ed both engines with 1150 cfm. ..and the "look" that Pat gave the camera guy (@16:05) when the Ford dyno numbers came up, was priceless. Link below..
    598 Ford: 1108 hp. 933 lbft. ...with flat-top pistons
    632 Chevy: 1022 hp. 821 lbft. ...with domed 15:1 pistons
    ruclips.net/video/dIrvPfrnXjM/видео.html

    • @chadkent1241
      @chadkent1241 3 года назад +32

      The greatest myth on earth is that chevy engines make more power... negative

    • @plantfeeder6677
      @plantfeeder6677 3 года назад +10

      Seen it. Loved it.

    • @gerryrogue7710
      @gerryrogue7710 3 года назад +7

      I loved that part of the show when he (pat ) saw the numbers that jon’s engine produced with just a minor tweak

    • @gilwilliams9036
      @gilwilliams9036 3 года назад +11

      You should look up the Amsoil engine challenge when those guys with Y- Blocks put it to the L.S. guys

    • @slickcasner4205
      @slickcasner4205 3 года назад +3

      No one with any intelligence say Ford does make power. Problem is $$$ , reliability and ease of getting parts from the aftermarket.

  • @gregvanhooser449
    @gregvanhooser449 3 года назад +14

    Ford truck greatest truck ever made. Henry is smiling in his grave

  • @icyhotmike
    @icyhotmike 3 года назад +6

    The truck has incredible traction. That was a serious take off... Old school muscle will always be better than turn key muscle...

  • @thereisnospoon52
    @thereisnospoon52 3 года назад +9

    Who won? We couldn't see the times because you cut the video short at the end

  • @MrTheHillfolk
    @MrTheHillfolk 3 года назад +10

    The burnout was a slight clue , and the title gave it away but that truck sure did get er done!

  • @Boots67
    @Boots67 8 месяцев назад

    I have a 78 with a built 460 also. Looks like this guy is running it in 2wd. My whole set up is for 4x4 launching but now im thinking of setting up for 2wd

  • @ronnieboucherthecrystalcraftsm
    @ronnieboucherthecrystalcraftsm 3 года назад +4

    john kaase builds a sure winner !

  • @Beandiptheredneck
    @Beandiptheredneck 3 года назад +22

    When an 80s ford truck is whooping on a hellcat you know he's got some serious hp under the hood

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck 3 года назад +1

      @Skip R both. I'd be curious to know what the numbers are on that thing

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck 3 года назад

      @Skip R they've gotta be for that big heavy truck to outrun a hellcat

    • @jaredmessmer8879
      @jaredmessmer8879 3 года назад +13

      70s Ford truck🤣

    • @dougleitz1134
      @dougleitz1134 3 года назад

      @@Beandiptheredneck that hellcat aint exactly light

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck 3 года назад

      @@jaredmessmer8879 yep 😅 didn't get a good look at it before I typed, or you know his channel name is 79f350 🤦‍♂️

  • @clintcannon1902
    @clintcannon1902 3 года назад +1

    That's one hell of a one ton pickup.

  • @paladin0654
    @paladin0654 5 лет назад +10

    Who won?

  • @76629online
    @76629online 3 года назад +34

    I went to a race one time that was all dodges and nobody won.

    • @georgeemery471
      @georgeemery471 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rcasper4700
      @rcasper4700 3 года назад +1

      No Dodge in my garage ever! Most Original Parts Are Replaced MOPAR

    • @toocoolfortheroom380
      @toocoolfortheroom380 3 года назад

      Dodge the father, Ram the daughter

  • @sonicshima1663
    @sonicshima1663 3 года назад +6

    WOW, That damn truck was moving out.

  • @hmfic4297
    @hmfic4297 3 года назад +5

    BADASS!!!! I LOVE MY BIG BLOCKS FORDS

  • @micahcastillo9113
    @micahcastillo9113 3 года назад +5

    That should be enough to shut up any Hellcat windbag. That truck is badass!

  • @robertclymer6948
    @robertclymer6948 2 года назад +1

    Love it!!! So what engine is the F-350 running? Boss 429? Thinking about doing a Kasse 429 build on my BBF 460.

  • @miguelcarter1949
    @miguelcarter1949 3 года назад +2

    There’s no replacement for cubic displacement
    And some extra pounds on the rear tires

  • @charlieandhudsonspal1312
    @charlieandhudsonspal1312 3 года назад

    Is there weight in the back of the bed? Just wondering. Not that it matters to me but it does matter. Or does it? Drove a lot of pickups in the snow...

  • @eddiespagetti8395
    @eddiespagetti8395 3 года назад +2

    I would never bet against a 460 ford really when it's over 1000 hp no stock dodge Hemi garbage is gunna touch the ford. FIRST ON RACEDAY. Ford 460 torque beast

  • @Handlehandlebars
    @Handlehandlebars 5 лет назад +15

    Wow this needs more views!! Cant wait to try my kaase heads on my 532

    • @badass6.0powerstroke10
      @badass6.0powerstroke10 4 года назад +4

      It's about a year later, What Heads you get ? SR-71 Heads ? And how you liking them ?

    • @badass6.0powerstroke10
      @badass6.0powerstroke10 4 года назад +3

      Gotta 521 in my 86 Mustang, built it about 10 Years Ago his P-51 Heads were just coming out but i couldn't wait, Went with Trickflow Heads, I'm really wanting his SR-71 Heads Bad.

  • @frankrizzo3922
    @frankrizzo3922 3 года назад +3

    Guess this guy can surely build a Ford beating a hell cat.... wow!

  • @jesusisalive3227
    @jesusisalive3227 3 года назад +5

    Gotta love it!

  • @drewdukes3897
    @drewdukes3897 3 года назад

    I’m definitely not a Ford guy! But hell ya! That truck runs it out for sure.

  • @zacatecano1986
    @zacatecano1986 3 года назад +1

    Thats alot of power !!! Love ford !! Long live the bbf

  • @jamessimpsoniii2029
    @jamessimpsoniii2029 6 месяцев назад

    Built vs Bought and boy did one drive it home.

  • @ronwest7930
    @ronwest7930 3 года назад +11

    Who won and what kind of times? Speed costs, how fast do you want to go!

    • @rolltide9547
      @rolltide9547 3 года назад +11

      Ford truck went a 3.52 at 214 in the 1/8.
      Dodge is junk

    • @ronwest7930
      @ronwest7930 3 года назад +10

      @@rolltide9547 It's mostly about money. The more you spend the faster you go. That truck could have a thirty thousand dollar motor in it. That is mighty fast for a big heavy brick.

    • @Sackmatters
      @Sackmatters 3 года назад +3

      @@ronwest7930 heavy? That truck probably weighs the same as the car. A two door f350 from 79 so it won’t have any accessories what so ever.

    • @ronwest7930
      @ronwest7930 3 года назад +4

      @@Sackmatters I can almost guarantee the truck weighs a LOT more. It has a frame versus a unibody to start with. imagine that engine in a Foxbody stang.

    • @Sackmatters
      @Sackmatters 3 года назад +3

      @@ronwest7930 That motor would be glorious in a mustang. That thin wall channel frame on the Ford probably doesn’t weigh a whole lot though. Plus aluminum heads. I won’t deny that that truck is fast as all hell but I don’t think it’s as heavy as most make it out to be.

  • @christianmotley262
    @christianmotley262 3 года назад +4

    Hey thanks a ton for showing the start of a drag race, then video a nasty heifer with a "I've got curtain climber bun on top of my head" getting in the way for no good reason.

  • @edwardsferrazza9646
    @edwardsferrazza9646 3 года назад +3

    Well? Who won? I couldn’t tell. All i know is i want a BBF

  • @mikeemerson4284
    @mikeemerson4284 Год назад

    The Ford does the burn out in two-wheel drive but does the racing in 4-wheel drive

  • @xmo552
    @xmo552 3 года назад +3

    Money well spent.....
    On the Kaase

  • @harrybarry2659
    @harrybarry2659 3 года назад

    Hellcat was stock, truck heavily modified. Nice video, I like it.

  • @galenrichard5706
    @galenrichard5706 6 месяцев назад

    Old school always rules

  • @lenflatoff8516
    @lenflatoff8516 3 года назад +4

    Can’t Beat A Ford 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @StainlessTIG2
    @StainlessTIG2 3 года назад +3

    I’d trade that hellcat in for a F-150!

  • @makattak3550
    @makattak3550 2 года назад

    On that day, it was a
    "Hell no! cat"....LOL.

  • @carltrano1325
    @carltrano1325 3 года назад

    My one true love FE BB Ford Kaase built to boot👍

  • @alanhardman2447
    @alanhardman2447 3 года назад +5

    Yeah, buddy!!!

  • @roderickbush8690
    @roderickbush8690 3 года назад

    That F-150 was moving!!!! But who won?

  • @jamesguidry3995
    @jamesguidry3995 3 года назад +15

    F I R S T O N R A C E D A Y !!

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 3 года назад +2

      FOUND ON ROAD DEAD : FUCKED ON RACE DAY : FUCKED OVER REBUILT DODGE : FIX OR REPAIR DAILY . . . .

    • @thefuzzyone3283
      @thefuzzyone3283 3 года назад +10

      Must be a butt hurt chevy fan

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 3 года назад +2

      @@thefuzzyone3283 . . . nope . just old sayings .

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 3 года назад +1

      @Mason George . . . triggered much , idiot ? go pedal your yearning for acceptance elsewhere moron .

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 3 года назад

      @Mason George whatever you say . . . tough guy

  • @stephenbartram7377
    @stephenbartram7377 3 года назад

    Why cut the video off before the race is over
    No results, time etc....

  • @praxedesmerino2656
    @praxedesmerino2656 3 года назад +1

    First On Race Day! Ford Tough!

  • @HK304
    @HK304 6 лет назад +6

    Wow!!

  • @lesgreenberg8900
    @lesgreenberg8900 3 года назад +1

    That's why it's the boss

  • @462opd2
    @462opd2 3 года назад

    Who won??????

  • @jmetcalf6350
    @jmetcalf6350 2 года назад

    Dope!

  • @CS-ir9mo
    @CS-ir9mo 3 года назад

    I use run shit out of whatever wanted with my 79 4+4 built 460 with 4.56 gears they get mad or look at you wtf you have in there . That awesome great videos 👍

  • @dougleitz1134
    @dougleitz1134 3 года назад

    In stock trim the F350 is about 4100#. Hellcat is toughly 4500#

  • @stevestinnett6777
    @stevestinnett6777 3 года назад

    Who the hell won?

  • @mericavids
    @mericavids 3 года назад

    :41 makes a better door than a window

  • @chrishaan5766
    @chrishaan5766 3 года назад

    How is the truck even hooking up?

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 3 года назад

      Did you see how much it squatted and then it was wondering all over the lane

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 3 года назад

      Illegal aliens hidden in the bed!

  • @Nobodyofimportance2u
    @Nobodyofimportance2u 3 года назад

    Old Gal was excited

  • @timothymroberts2949
    @timothymroberts2949 3 года назад +1

    Let er ripe tator chip! Long live the BBF!

  • @moparproud3978
    @moparproud3978 3 года назад

    And as expected, it appears the Hellcat won

  • @Yfzmarine
    @Yfzmarine 3 года назад +1

    Might've been a hellcat minus the supercharger lol

    • @HazeyDayzz420
      @HazeyDayzz420 3 года назад

      Your an idiot listen towards the end and you can clearly hear it once it's mostly down the track you idiot

    • @Yfzmarine
      @Yfzmarine 3 года назад +1

      @@HazeyDayzz420 Haha well I listened and didn't hear any whine whatsoever besides from you. And calling me an idiot shows you're not too familiar with sarcasm. I don't care if it's a hell cat or not but thanks for entertaining me

  • @stewpidaso7145
    @stewpidaso7145 3 года назад

    Don’t think that was a hellcat cause the blower whine is super loud but who knows

  • @cargotoolshop5319
    @cargotoolshop5319 3 года назад +1

    The only problem with ford and dodge is the parts are more expensive than chevy, bib block ford's are usually machined to use chevy connecting rods, which are aftermarket parts and pistons use chevy wrist pins, mercy marine made a aluminum block four cylinder engine that had one factory cast iron 460 cylinder head on it, always wanted to see that engine built with a aluminum after market head and some performance mods

    • @dfabeagle718
      @dfabeagle718 3 года назад

      Nothing magical about the BBC rod journal sizes in a stroker kit... BBF's using BBC rods are typically 501 to 557 inch strokers, not stockish rebuilds, and as far as stroker kits go are about the same price as a BBC stroker kit. You have to change the pistons anyway for the longer crank / connecting rod. You don't change that with a 3.85" stroke stock crank and rods and there are plenty of pistons available for the stock 6.605 rod with a 1.040 pin. Hell, even Chevy boys go to Honda rod journal size 1.88" for roundy round small block mills.

    • @lelandlewis7207
      @lelandlewis7207 3 года назад

      The 460 head 4 cyl. Mercruiser was a factory engine with dozens sold.
      As for parts cost, there is very little difference in cost today. Even years ago, the 351C was cheaper, dollar per HP, than a SBC. Today, prices have come down due to less expensive manufacturing techniques and bundled kits as well as complete engine packages.
      Even building Chevys, the trick was to use Olds connecting rods, which are longer. For 302 Ford, we used 289 rods and custom pistons or modified 350 Chev pistons.

  • @jeffagosti
    @jeffagosti 3 года назад +7

    Hellcat probably weighs as much as the Ford.

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 3 года назад

      Around 2k lbs less.

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 3 года назад

      @GEO Mason so instead of 2372 lbs more than the Hellcat. You are saying 2572 more. Either way my point is the same. The truck weighs more. I just randomly threw out 2k lbs at the time.

  • @lesgreenberg8900
    @lesgreenberg8900 3 года назад +5

    Hemi has no chance when the Boss is in....

  • @rushcanuck
    @rushcanuck 6 месяцев назад

    sad thing is the truck is probably lighter :)

  • @shanerowland3715
    @shanerowland3715 3 года назад

    Take that Mopar guys!

  • @Redwhiteblue333
    @Redwhiteblue333 3 года назад +1

    I like turtles

  • @jeffstieren4474
    @jeffstieren4474 3 года назад +1

    DAMN

  • @toocoolfortheroom380
    @toocoolfortheroom380 3 года назад

    Looks more like a hell kitty

  • @williambowen1771
    @williambowen1771 3 года назад +1

    Bad old ford

  • @tinyman520
    @tinyman520 3 года назад

    If you slow the video down, you can clearly see the Honda won.

  • @reedbrueshaber914
    @reedbrueshaber914 3 месяца назад

    Thank you ford guys pimp

  • @Imwright720
    @Imwright720 3 года назад

    Why MUST I see it

  • @franklyspeaking4480
    @franklyspeaking4480 3 года назад

    And thats why I laugh at mopars.
    They get beat by beaters 😆

  • @winninglane3671
    @winninglane3671 3 года назад

    DAMMM!!! FORD❤️!!!

  • @MrThenry1988
    @MrThenry1988 3 года назад

    Who won silly?

  • @billbishop203
    @billbishop203 3 года назад +1

    You can thank Ron Baker from Ohio for Designing those hats he's a legend out here that's why we call him the genius

  • @jimmycline4778
    @jimmycline4778 3 года назад +1

    I’m impressed, even know the Challenger Hell Cat is much heavier it did really well! 👍

    • @TheRoadhammer379
      @TheRoadhammer379 3 года назад +3

      much heavier? The 1979 F350 weighs 6800lbs, as per the Ford literature. The Hellcat is 4428lbs, damn boy, anymore excuses?

  • @vandos11
    @vandos11 3 года назад +2

    my 4.9 runs like that

  • @4040pmora
    @4040pmora 3 года назад

    One looked to be on No2 the other NA.

  • @SamofCR
    @SamofCR 3 года назад

    SO? Who the fuck won? You cut that shit off.

  • @sergeantmasson3669
    @sergeantmasson3669 Год назад

    Hellcat was done at the start.

  • @xavier8351
    @xavier8351 3 года назад

    I have no idea who Kaase is.

    • @jayward2662
      @jayward2662 3 года назад +1

      Do yourself a solid look him up.

    • @xavier8351
      @xavier8351 3 года назад

      @@jayward2662 I'm good

  • @Rizik1986
    @Rizik1986 3 года назад

    Truck has great power driver was par at best

  • @SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman
    @SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman 3 года назад

    MOPAR OR NO CAR!

  • @mikesmithey1892
    @mikesmithey1892 3 года назад

    Never sell a cowboy short

  • @themopar426
    @themopar426 3 года назад +4

    they both weigh the same!

    • @TheRoadhammer379
      @TheRoadhammer379 3 года назад +1

      Hardly, 6800lbs for the 79 F350 as per the Ford literature, 4428lbs for the Hellcat. Did you really think a full frame, all steel one ton truck weighed the same as a fantastic plastic Fiat junk wagon,😂

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 3 года назад

      @GEO Mason 6800 lbs or 7k lbs. The point is that the ‘79 F350 is either 2372 lbs more than the Hellcat, or 2572 lbs. I’m not sure why your truck weighs 200 lbs more than the Ford specs, but the point is it weighs more, no matter what.

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 3 года назад

      @GEO Mason great, so you’ve been able to identify the 200 lbs over the basic weight. I admit I don’t know if this particular truck has the trailer towing option, but I highly doubt it was A/C added to the professionally built drag engine that is in it.
      But once again 2372 lbs at the base line weight, or 2572 lbs at the accessory weight, either way the point is the same, the truck weights over 2k lbs more.

    • @johnlafever3162
      @johnlafever3162 3 года назад

      @GEO Mason so what is your point? Now your math is that your truck weighs 8k lbs, not 7k lbs?
      Either way, still a moot point, as now you have just up the weight to an even greater disadvantage over the Hellcat.

  • @Joshie2256
    @Joshie2256 3 года назад +1

    This got cut short so you don't see the Challenger get the win light.

  • @danhillman4523
    @danhillman4523 3 года назад +4

    MY GOD! Fordbois are so monotonous .

    • @markdavis3629
      @markdavis3629 3 года назад +2

      Thanks for the free entertainment Dano.

  • @derrolprice4399
    @derrolprice4399 3 года назад

    HELL CAT FOR SALE..

  • @14moon85
    @14moon85 3 года назад

    Who won the race you're not going to even show who won it what a joke

  • @nickajk1
    @nickajk1 3 года назад +1

    Listen closely it sounds like somebody lost some differential parts

  • @rat4spd
    @rat4spd 3 года назад

    Farm truck is not impressed.

  • @Intimidator82
    @Intimidator82 3 года назад

    I drive an 86 Sierra. It always feels good punishing, and if not, keeping up with these cars nowadays.
    "What's the retail on one of those?"
    - more then you can afford, pal, Ferrari!
    "Pfft"

  • @jamieschinkai1267
    @jamieschinkai1267 3 года назад

    Comment sections:
    *Every Chevy video*”Awesome car, that thing is fast”
    *Every and I mean EVERY Ford video* “ God Chevy sucks chevys are the worst only retards by chevys I want to blow Henry fords corpse”
    For crying out loud, you Ford guys really have something to prove don’t you? I love Ford stuff, first truck I drove was a 78 F150 4x4 and I dream of owning another dent side one day but give it a god damn rest, not everything is a Ford vs. Chevy competition. There wasn’t even a Chevy in this video.

  • @themackguyverchannel7713
    @themackguyverchannel7713 3 года назад +1

    Cudos to the Ford. You know the hellcat weighs almost 4500 lbs.

  • @haromaster6086
    @haromaster6086 3 года назад

    Thanks lady. Smh.

  • @biggin5434
    @biggin5434 5 лет назад +1

    Dishman?

  • @crimsonlight4205
    @crimsonlight4205 3 года назад +1

    That fords decent but uhhh... that wasn’t a hellcat lmao you can clearly hear that there’s no supercharger so he’s prolly just racing a 392 still impressive though

    • @NakedDave100
      @NakedDave100 3 года назад +2

      Another excuse that don't hold water!!

    • @crimsonlight4205
      @crimsonlight4205 3 года назад

      @@NakedDave100 I mean... I guess? At the end of the day it didn’t race a hellcat, but it’s still a hell of a lot faster than anything I’ve got