I love how they both start punching Arthur in the intro before he finish his line. It's like that's his catchphrase and everybody knows what he's going to say as soon as he starts talking about the asylum. Love it hahaha
as funny as the greet, greet antagonize options are, my absolute favorite is when youre playing as john just do antagonize and he just says a simple "hey idiot" IDK but it always kills me
The way John laughed is probably the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. It sounded so genuine and so drunk and it just came out of nowhere, like only his drunken mind could think complimenting a horse could be that hilarious
@@MFT69 I would have said that too if i wouldnt have seen that in a meme i forgot. But still. That was a very silly and funny edit man! Keep up the awesome work my dude! (i hope that in the future when you get popular that you won't become like those money eating youtubers who do everything for money)
My favorite is from another video where he says “I’m glad manners ain’t dead yet….but you will be if you keep lookin at me like that!” Also drunk Arthur is the best thing I’ve ever seen
I found a Greet greet antagonize line when you talk to a sleeping drunk in a saloon “Hey, wake up” “I think you were having a nightmare” “You were trapped in a tiny room covered in mirrors”
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"I was gonna say something.. but you ruined it." Honestly that is Arthur's best line.
Lol
@@evergreengaming2.053 wof
@@evergreengaming2.053 *Everywhere I go, I see your face*
@@creamymilk5222 Yes
@@HANKSANDY69420 *I n d e e d*
Arthur: you sir, are a fish. John:you sir, are a jackass.
*What comes around. Must go around.*
You eat babies
A jackass is a donkey
How did he see Jack's ass
@@mateusz92380 wtf
0:08 I love it how they attacked Arthur before he even made the insult, implying that they have had enough of this already
It's the fifth day in a row he's told them that.
Bros has zero patience 💀
@@budgetcommander4849lol
It's like how people in camp will be like "oh, I guess it's my turn now" or "I should've known I'd be next". He's got a rep for this sort of thing.
The way they immediately attacked they probably WERE out of the asylum
That intro was gorgeous, everything about this is great including the thumbnail I died 💀
“Nice of the asylum to- “
*RAGE*
0:11 this song, I need it
@@fable_enthusiast Poker plans by noblechump
@@M2D69 I found it, he got so much more💀
Then the outro came }:
I love how they both start punching Arthur in the intro before he finish his line. It's like that's his catchphrase and everybody knows what he's going to say as soon as he starts talking about the asylum. Love it hahaha
Ahh yes the classic asylum insult
0:06 “Nice of the asylum to let you people-“
epic last words
I never realized there was drunken greet lines jeez
Even cooler that he recognizes an npc as drunk.
Try robbing while you're drunk lol
1:04 the genuine sadness in Arthur’s voice “but you ruined it”
Why did he ruin it :(
How dare they ruin it :(
They ruined it :(
My favorite one is when John goes
"Nice animal you got there"
"Thanks!"
"I was talking to the horse"
Pretty sure John says that.
**Piano Man**
Plays
I remember another one but I don’t remember if John said it or not. Which he says
“Nice animal you got there”
“Being ridden by a moron”
"Thats some kind of animal you got there. "
"I was talking to the horse. "
John says that lol
This video is so underrated.
Yes
Yes
This is tied with the wild wacky west video it’s that good 😂
Agreed
Does it always start a fight??
It would have been the end of me if he said "you sir, are a fish".
you can hear in his voice he almost did but he caught himself
1:03
I genuinely feel sad for Arthur here holy shit😭
how dare he ruin it :(
For what he ruined it :(
He shouldn't have ruined it :(
Forget him he ruined it :(
Why would he ruin it :(
I had no idea that the greeting could so fluently turn into a roast if you hit antagonise. I love it!
1:18 Bro thought he was the main character 💀💀
used the plank as a weapon too
You leave them alone! 😤🤬
“That’s a hell of a thing to say to a fella” is honestly an underrated reply lol
You can tell Roger Clark had so much fun saying these lines, you can hear him grinning.
1:05 he sounds so genuinely disappointed LMAO
1:45 - I was expecting him to say, "You, sir... are a fish". 😬
that's John, not Arthur.
@@ElectriKMadnezz Arthur says it too
@@JackChatelle LENNY?
Huge props to whoever wrote the greeting dialouge tree.
1:38 "Mr. Man! HU HU HUUU-"
Thia is the best part to me lol.
Jamie Gillis (Mary's Brother): "Well I guess that idea's dead in the water."
Arthur: "...With the turtles."
"HEY, MY NAMES JOHN MARSTON!" got me laughing
I like the idea that Arthur, when not robbing, saving, hunting, or fishing, just roasts passersby
Best music
Best entertainment
Best video ever.
You deserve more recognition
Fr lol
.....
_derp_
"that's a nice horse you got there"
"obliged! :D"
*How long you been married?*
OOF
Arthur calling someone a disappointment:
Also Arthur: I was gonna say something but yu... you ruined it😢
ARTHUR DOESN’T NEED AUTOTUNE 🗣🗣🗣
Drunk arthur is so funny I love him
I was gonna say something but... you... (sigh)
You ruined it :(
Is this red dead 2 poker face? 🤣😂
Yeah a feller named Noblechump made it lol
@@MFT69 yea I found it, Poker plans, and Payphone as well
poker plans
Once I got:
"Hey mister! Thats a fine horse you got there!"
"Thanks!"
"Your horse can talk?"
0:38 "Don't reckon you're gonna remember much of this... which is lucky, because you are a God damn embarassment"
-Tacitus Kilgore, 1899
Didnt know arthur singing poker face is something we needed to hear
Amazing choice of music i love flashing lights sung by Arthur Morgan
I love the fact that poker plans is playing in the background 0:09 💀
Underrated channel and video
Thank you! I didn't know this video was gonna go so well
I literally laughed out loud when that song started playing, it's hella funny
" I was gonna say something but.... you ruined it " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IVE NEVER HEARD aATHUR SAY THAT BEFORE XD
That grammar is wild
Is your English have has have having have haben have is good?
that intro had me dying 😭😭 they didn’t even let bro finish the roast
This is most definitely the red dead redemption 2 video of all time
This is the video of all time
This is why Arthur is my all time favourite Video game character
His roasts are so great.
dude this stuff is 10/10
I love the music on the background
as funny as the greet, greet antagonize options are, my absolute favorite is when youre playing as john just do antagonize and he just says a simple "hey idiot" IDK but it always kills me
1:14 that guy with the lumber is a real stand-up guy! Also wow, his dropping the lumber hit Arthur, making him flinch.
1:26 got me rolling down the floor
0:49 I think the bartender had enough
Arthur Morgan is best fictional character ever, change my mind
John Marston
this is fricking golden, new sub
The way John laughed is probably the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. It sounded so genuine and so drunk and it just came out of nowhere, like only his drunken mind could think complimenting a horse could be that hilarious
I do not regret my actions.
After the acclaimed best seller "you sir, are a fish", the sequel "you sir...are a jackass"
The intro LMAO
I was half expecting everything to spontaneously explode after each antagonize
This video is so perfect, compliments my fellah
1:19 Whoa, that's a good edit I don't think I've seen anyone do before. Nice. xD
It surprises me you are the only one commenting that lol
@@MFT69 I would have said that too if i wouldnt have seen that in a meme i forgot.
But still. That was a very silly and funny edit man! Keep up the awesome work my dude!
(i hope that in the future when you get popular that you won't become like those money eating youtubers who do everything for money)
"Didn't I...rob you once?" had no right to be that funny, the way he sounds while he slurs fuckin kills me.
that first "hello sir" sounded like he was gonna follow it up with "i need more boollets"
I swear arthur always mentions the asylum in most of his antagonize lines 😂
Arthur’s voice actor is the best 😂
Stellar video, friend!
Arthur singing in the background is pure gold
My favorite is from another video where he says “I’m glad manners ain’t dead yet….but you will be if you keep lookin at me like that!” Also drunk Arthur is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Oh boy. Wait till Arthur pulls this at his camp
Fact: if you antagonize every one at the camp, at some time they will throw you out of the camp ''Like If Any One Knew'''
Arthur: *roasting random drunk in bar*
Bartender: Now do me.
I found a Greet greet antagonize line when you talk to a sleeping drunk in a saloon
“Hey, wake up”
“I think you were having a nightmare”
“You were trapped in a tiny room covered in mirrors”
Masterpiece
Lmao everything about this video has my dying 😂 well done
I gotta try the Greet Greet Antagonize
After the misson “a quiet time” when Arthur is drunk and he greets ppl he will say”Lenny? Not again”
my favourite line is when you go up to someone playing an instrument and he goes “you’ve got real talent friend :), for butchering a good tune”
this unironically goes hard af
Certainly one of the outros of all time.
1:46 You sir are a fish
i love the first one its like he did it multiple times already
Those guys in the intro turned into the raving lunatics that Arthur proclaimed they were, thy really did escape from the asylum.
“My name is JOHN MARSTON!! 🗣️🔥🔥”
this is amazing.
Proud to subscribe
Underrated 1000%, pure Epicness
The thumbnail with bad photo mode is gold.
the outro was so awesome
"Evening ladies."
"Ain't you all a pretty group of flowers."
"The kind I'd like to piss on."
😂😂😂
This whole video is gold
"You sir, are a fish."
Greet > Greet > Antagonize aka “Keepin the gang on their toes,”
This is Amazing 😂❤
once i brought a lady whose horse had died back home but i accidentally tackled her trying to give her her watch back
FLASHING LIGHTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️
This song 🔥 I’m subbed
No questions
Arthur: You, sir, are a fish.
John: You, sir, are a jackass. 😂😂💀
that "hey im john martston kinda hit funny" xD
The first one was the best hands down.
1:17 That board throw was personal💀
Bruh that ending gave me whiplash
This is gold 💀 +1 sub
Arthur:
-Tuberculosis
-Bipolar Disorder
I’ve got a plan Arthur
"Nice horse you got there"
"Thanks! :)"
"How long you been married?"
":("