Lyrics: Ah, the Half-Life 2 Beta, a veritable treasure trove of what-ifs and could've beens. It's a tantalizing glimpse into the minds of the developers. A snapshot into their creative process. Frozen in time. But there's one aspect of it I simply cannot let go of. One element that haunts my dreams and fuels my waking thoughts. The Combine Assassins Oh the Combine Assassins. Those lithe deadly creatures as beautiful as they were terrifying. They were the epidemy of the Combine's ruthless efficiency and cold alien aesthetic. Their sleek form-fitting suits, their deadly agility, their uncanny ability to blend into the shadows; they were the perfect predators, the ultimate killers. And yet they were removed from the final game. Why? I ask you. Why? Was it because they were too challenging? Too frightening? Or was it because they were too... attractive. Yes, I said it. The Combine assassins were hot. There, I finally admitted it. I've been carrying this secret for too long, and it feels good to finally let it out. I mean, just look at them. Their suits clinging to their bodies, highlighting their every curve. Their masks, hiding their faces, adding an heir of mystery and danger. Their movements, so graceful and fluid like deadly dancers on a battlefield. How could one not be attracted to such creatures? So there, you have it. My confession, my rant, my desperate plea to the powers that be. Bring back the Combine Assassins. Bring back their deadly grace. Their ruthless efficiency. Their undeniable hotness. Bring back the Half-Life 2 that could've been. The Half-Life 2 that we were denied.
@@feritye767 I don't think they are I remember hearing something about how Glad0s is preventing some group from getting in the facility chances of it being the combine are pretty likely
Dude, this video is awesome! Now I really think that on one of his broadcasts Dr. Breen might actually just start talking about how he misses the Assassins.
Curious, did anyone in the late VA's camp approve of using his voice in AI? Pretty sure this stuff pisses off actors and is a path towards potential identity theft and deepfakes. Just ask actors like Stephen Fry when they found their voice being used by AI without their knowledge or permission.
Sexuality is an obstacle to the eminece of immortality granted by our benefactors. It is also an obstacle to concetration and full commitment to the empire as it serves as a distraction to your job, after all sexuality is part of the human instincts spectrum, and instincts must be eradicated. You must be fixed.
Fun Fact: The real reason why the assassins were cut was because play testers found it really difficult to play with one hand.
that's a good one
What about the other ha-
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Real funny😐
Nah they lying
I just imagine Breen saying this over the speakers throughout city 17.
I'm so proud of Breen for not capping for 1 and a half minutes straight
I love the fact that this message was downloaded from Rule 34 xxx
wait why do you know tha ohhh helll nahh
Oh hell nah...
Lyrics:
Ah, the Half-Life 2 Beta, a veritable treasure trove of what-ifs and could've beens. It's a tantalizing glimpse into the minds of the developers. A snapshot into their creative process. Frozen in time.
But there's one aspect of it I simply cannot let go of. One element that haunts my dreams and fuels my waking thoughts. The Combine Assassins
Oh the Combine Assassins. Those lithe deadly creatures as beautiful as they were terrifying. They were the epidemy of the Combine's ruthless efficiency and cold alien aesthetic. Their sleek form-fitting suits, their deadly agility, their uncanny ability to blend into the shadows; they were the perfect predators, the ultimate killers.
And yet they were removed from the final game.
Why? I ask you. Why? Was it because they were too challenging? Too frightening? Or was it because they were too... attractive.
Yes, I said it. The Combine assassins were hot. There, I finally admitted it. I've been carrying this secret for too long, and it feels good to finally let it out.
I mean, just look at them. Their suits clinging to their bodies, highlighting their every curve. Their masks, hiding their faces, adding an heir of mystery and danger. Their movements, so graceful and fluid like deadly dancers on a battlefield. How could one not be attracted to such creatures?
So there, you have it. My confession, my rant, my desperate plea to the powers that be.
Bring back the Combine Assassins. Bring back their deadly grace. Their ruthless efficiency. Their undeniable hotness. Bring back the Half-Life 2 that could've been. The Half-Life 2 that we were denied.
I never related to Breen so much before this video
your pfp goes hard
I notice they have the same leg gear as chell
Maybe the combine got some certain aperture tech?
@@Blue_Mr_Gutsy maybe aperture and the combine are business partners
@@feritye767 I don't think they are I remember hearing something about how Glad0s is preventing some group from getting in the facility chances of it being the combine are pretty likely
They reused the idea after they were cut
The Aperture look was based on them. I mean look at them. The white. The dimpled textures. The singular glowing eye. The leg braces.
What in the Secured, Contained, Protected heck did I just hear?!?
ayo wth but why that pose
Breen, stop.. stop it right now...
They're hot
Dude, this video is awesome! Now I really think that on one of his broadcasts Dr. Breen might actually just start talking about how he misses the Assassins.
Wallace stop
Breebs voice is just like mine
Theyre husks, like Phantoms in Mass effect.
Thel thumbnail🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Never let dr breen cook
Hey I'm a girl it looks like me😮
Curious, did anyone in the late VA's camp approve of using his voice in AI? Pretty sure this stuff pisses off actors and is a path towards potential identity theft and deepfakes. Just ask actors like Stephen Fry when they found their voice being used by AI without their knowledge or permission.
He passed away if I recall.
@@grugmangaming5152 Hence why I said "Late VA's camp". Lot of actors and voice actors have rights in place post mortem.
@@HildagardeGaming Ahh, Valid.
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Sexuality is an obstacle to the eminece of immortality granted by our benefactors. It is also an obstacle to concetration and full commitment to the empire as it serves as a distraction to your job, after all sexuality is part of the human instincts spectrum, and instincts must be eradicated. You must be fixed.