Ew that reminded me that my mom said I couldn't propose to my S/O because he's a man and only men can propose. 😐 (for clarity, we're both bi but in a m/f relationship)
@@starsiadraws yeah, when I told my mother that I asked my bf out she lost her marbles, "wHat HoW cOuLd You dO sOmEThInG MasCuliNe, GiRlS NeVer PrOpOse fIrSt", so fuckin dumb, btw I'm also bi lol
@@SGXDA i'm clearly talking about the men who propose and then say their marriage ruined their life when nothing trivial happened. And even though i don't agree with this, women usually have benefits as such as child custody because society says women are motherly and are better than men to have a child
@@zlatakashcheeva5309 I asked my bf out too, I sure as heck wasn't gonna wait for his shy ass to come to me. As sweet as he is, he's dense as a brick and all my flirting attempts went over his head, so ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Smash them gender roles to bits
*That moment when your straight but other straight homophobic people ruin it entirely* Also, the gay characters are the best characters, go ahead, try and tell me I’m wrong. Edit: the fact that I came back to this after a week and have 574 likes- , bruh, y’all are the best ily ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 also, if any of u guys have watched shitts creek, David is my fav 😎👑
Straights, please be like my mum and dad: Break up when the relationship doesn't seem like a fit anymore and stay good friends that, for example, give the other several CDs of an album made of those uncompiled songs they made with their band while you were together including fancy self-made cases with the band logo on them and a story for every song just because you had some old empty CDs you wanted to use somehow.
Happy Friday everyone, it's almost the weekend. Stay safe and take care of yourself, you are worthwhile and loved. Never forget to come to your understanding online parent if you need any support or advice, I care about you and everything you may be going through. I'm officially adopting anyone who needs a understanding environment and anyone who is disliked for being themselves.
“Why do men think caring is weak” they grew up on South Park, American dad, and family guy. Yknow, shows where the punchline was caring about literally anything
I strongly disagree with this, because although south park has a very problematic history with some stuff (especially climate change and transphobia) the punchline is never that people care, but that people are stupid nevertheless. I guess you could argue about family guy and american dad though...
You’re an amazing human and all those idiots can keep their opinions to themselves 💕💕💕 I hope they see sense soon and that you find some people in your school who are allies or fellow gays 💕💕💕 have some frogs to help you out 🐸🐸🐸🐸 and also some flowers because flowers 💐🌺🥀🌷🌹🌸🌼🌻
@@theshermantanker7043 heterophobia is nowhere near the same level as homophobia, comparing them is like putting a golf ball and a house next to each other and saying they are the same size
Hello! Just sharing but Holy shit, I’m working on a thing and it’s so... difficult? Like, I wanna start a new long story... series... thing but I already have some started ahhhhhhhhh help ; - ;
@@haveagoodmourning I won’t, but I’m so excited but I have to write other things first but I really like this thing that I’m writing. Ahhhh Im drowning in prompts and ideas.
since turning on captions i now know who adds their caption and who auto generate and it just warms me heart to see those solid blocks of text hehe okay byeeee
holy crap i am early!! i will now thank you for making my days better. today i had a panic attack because a man asked me something on the street and distractions are really appreciated
@@emmawilber29 no problem! he asked me about cafés in the area, i responded that in festives i wasnt sure which ones were. as if my anxiety wasn´t high enough then, he proceeded to tell me that a friend of his was going to come too and that he would be there soon. my legs stopped working and knowing i couldnt walk home alone i called my mom and got away quickly. this may seem as an overreaction but im 14 and he really tried to get the convo going... lmaooo
i literally have to make my 47 year old dad dinner every night bc he can't cook himself chicken nuggets, i'm only 18 and i feel like i already have a child 🙄
The leg hair one🤣 My hairy af mixed race self: takes 2hrs to shave my legs Random man: cis women don’t have leg hair Me: I think god didn’t get the memo😶
Heyo- my parents talked about how the world is tainted now because of gay people in the world and how it was so pure back when they were younger then later say “oh I don’t care what gender you like” we love how “supportive” my parents are 🙂 I’ve came out as bi before they said this and they just said “ok” and didn’t change their attitude towards me at all and is normal so I’m safe but just it bugs me how much they’re kind of against lgbt+ people and kinda racist- I’ve tried to teach them how their thinking is so bad but they say “we’ll believe in what we want, and you can believe what you want” it’s not even believing it, it’s just human decency...
I'm always disgusted by the cake toppers with the bride dragging the groom, sometimes in cuffs, to the alter. He's usually the one who asked ( which is so achaic) so why get married in the first place.
Every time Kiwi tells men to stay away from women, I feel an inescapable urge to return my pronouns to he/him, crawl back into the men's bathroom and die.
On the "learning to kill" post, I personally think proper gun handling and safety should be taught to middle/high school kids. I'm not saying to teach them how to kill, but teaching them the responsibilities that come with owning or handling a firearm. Freshman year of high school, the kids that took outdoor education (myself included) had a 2 week course and an exam to make sure we understood how to handle a firearm in a manner that was safe for ourselves and for those around us.
I’m so ashamed of the label straight sometimes, I don’t claim any of these people. If someone ever mention me being gay or LGBTQ I don’t even argue or take any sort of offence, gay men have style and are more educated.
Hello there gays, I just wanted to celebrate that my aunties are getting married and that we had a class about mental health AND the therapist was actually GOOD. She gave us amazing advice.( and plus she was lesbian :D) SO YAY THE WORLD IS MAKING PROGRESS
The Straights: "ah marriage is the worst, I never want to get married I will never be free!" The Gays: "well if you dont want it can i have it?" The straights: *NO*
It's so stupid they spend half the time complaining about their marriages and the other half complaining about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage? Make it make sense.
As an admitted pan-romantic/"bisexual", the shock on peoples' faces when they declare me or something I do "gay" and I just respond "Maybe I am. Wanna find out?" is delightful.
@@melissagray461 that makes a little bit of sense, because it’s the truth, you don’t look the same with and without it & it feels a little deceitful. Not catfishing that’s a lil too far but deceitful. & I’m a woman so don’t scream at me pls.
@@sakuraogami6885 right i mean i get where ur coming from but it still dosent give men the right to get annoyed about it like if u really like someone then u shouldn't be put off by the idea of someone taking off a bit of makeup By the way english is not my first language so sorry if its bad
@@robyn9175 most arent being put off by the makeup-less face, most are put off by lying and deceitfulness. I personally don’t want to fall for someone & have them look completely different all the time. Also hate to be nit picky but people have the right to be annoyed about anything they want lol
Remember when men got mad at Pokimane because they edited one of her photos to show what she'd probably look like without make up and started hating at her because she'd not look the same? Yeah 😐
"why do men think looking gay is bad?" Tbf I would be offended if someone assumed I was straight. I don't cuff my jeans and wear flannel with denim to look straight.
But being straight or gay ain't bad though 🤷 I think that if someone's like "[Insert unrelated behaviour to sexuality] is so gay." tell them that sexuality doesn't have anything/relate to whatever they're saying.
That micro-cheating article was a joke written by a woman, literally to point out of the absurdity of micro-cheating as a concept. She wrote a version for boyfriends too
@@haleyk4969 which I think is probably why she wrote it. You read it and feel offended because it’s a thing some men would legitimately write. It feels too real. But while finding out who wrote it brings slight relief that the article isn’t a real thing, there’s no relief that everything in it doesn’t actually exist in the world.
@@christopherbronson6827 well I’ve seen articles written by Christian men on how to groom your future young wife to be obedient, so it’s sometimes hard to tell lmao
Cis Hets: *bully me for "looking like a boy" because I have bodyhair* Me: *is trans* Cis Hets: *bully me for "looking gay" because I'm a fabolous bastard* Me: *is gay* Just felt like sharing that.
@Depressed Gay Wizard You have no idea how flattered I am right now... that drawing is *old.* It makes me so happy to know people like even the old stuff I did, that I can look back at now, and see that I've gotten better. ^^ Honestly, the few people that like my art are the ones that keep me going, through all the bs life has thrown my way lately... Thank you. Really. From the bottom of my cold, dead heart. You're valid and loved. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
I call most youtubers by their first name (Like calling Pewdiepie Felix, calling Jacksepticeye Shaun, etc.) Guess I am in an intimate relationship with them all.
I'm french. I'm in a relationship with another guy. Yes of course we're all gay, how could it be possible to be straight with so many ✨feminine words✨ in our language _I laughed so hard at this post tho, it's so dumb that it somehow becomes genius_
I just realized why leg shaving commercials never feature men. It's because how else can the company pink tax their products. It's harder if the product appear to be unisex
Pro tip: if someone is staring at you while you're eating a popsicle, simply stare them back and bite that friggin popsicle like you're chopping it off with your bare teeth. Their look after that is priceless
Men will accuse women of cheating when they blink at another man But men will just say to their girlfriend “I’m not cheating I’m just f*cking your best friend”
The leg shaving was such a problem for me. My dad is Indian and I got much testoterone. I was a six y.o. girl and my classmates told me that I had to shave my legs because they looked ugly. I made a big deal out of it when it was really nothing. Now I fell comfortable and happy. Sorry for the bad english
Same here! Dad side of the family is hairy as shit and i got that too. 😂😂 I now try to show as much of my legs and hair as possible to just screw with everyone
I have a lot of body hair too. Glad you're more comfortable about your hair and stuff. I get self conscious sometimes but honestly I find just having hair like a normal person because they're normal WAYYY better than literally having them ripped off your skin. Like, hats off to the people who get waxxed regularly
My cousin got arranged married (I live in india) and my dad told something along the lines of "well enjoy ur last day of freedom" and all my relatives laughed at that and I was like "what does that even mean?? Like just don't get married to someone, especially arranged married, if u think its going ruin ur life, it's that simple." And the all my relatives were like its joke and I told that it wasn't funny. I still don't get it.😶
Well, this dialogue could have happened in germany as well in the exact some style. At least in the rural area i grew up in. I moved to a bigger city and surrounded myself with cool people. All people of my current environment are so relaxed when it comes to love, relationships, sex, marriage and so on...
oh yup,they're also very common,or should I say a regular part of my country's sense of humor (rural and more developed parts of Croatia). Idk I often see men treat women like trophies or when they speak up or stop being a perfect emotionless doll,beat them up. It's scary how we became so desentizied to it that we think of it as "normal" or "whatever,it is what it is,has been for decades". Whoever wants to change it gets shunned for being a "sensitive little bitch" and similar adjectives. So we just bathe is this sewage water of violence and biblical depictions of leading a "virtuous" life.
Born and raised in the US here. I’ve met men whose whole outward lives were hating their wives. It’s weird and unsettling. I was like “the no fault divorce has been a thing since my mom was born” and they look at me like I’d grown a third head.
I never understood the stereotype of women on their periods that we're crazy and are crazy about chocolate and ice cream. Because I don't act like that, my mom doesn't act like that and my stepmom doesn't act like that. So where does this stereotype come from?
Apparently it's bc when you have it your hormones are going crazy, causing you to be emotional, have weird cravings, and things like that. It doesn't make me more emotional than usual (usually just angry) or have cravings I don't normally have so idk where it comes from, but apparently a lot of people experience it.
@@solseclipse I mean everyone is different, but some people (usually men) act like we're these animals that can't make a rational decision and eat ice cream crying all day
Dude, I have a bi friend and she constantly complains to me about how her boyfriend is homophobic, doesn't know she's bi, wants her to be Christian, wants her to be less clingy and emotional. And everytime i tell her to break up with him it's always "why do you hate my boyfriend so much" like she's right, i do hate him, but you hated him first, now break up with him update a few weeks later: they finally broke up ✨✨✨
As a hetero person, i do admit that the people here is batshit losing their minds. I apologize. p.s you and sam collins posted at the same time what a bless 💓😩
I just wanted to mention that the article at 8:40 was actually written by a woman and it was satire. She wrote at the beginning of the article: "The purpose of this article was always to entertain. It is satire, written in jest because I found the whole “micro-cheating” phenomenon to be totally absurd when it started trending years ago".
thank you for telling me ! i’m glad it’s satire ! but am also v sad that it’s based off of reality and that so many men do actually think like that :((
@@britishsongbird that's right! I'm a french, and no one cares about us (the nonbinairy) in the government, we have a gender neutral pronoun but it's not official, it's a neopronon, and a lot of other thing that say French aren't allies ( in general) , even if some people think that
@@helloearthherejupiter6408 J'étudie le francais en tant que langue étrangère et je n'ai jamais entendu parler d'un troisième pronom (à part d'"on"). C'est quoi, ce pronom non-binaire? :) 🏳️🌈 Et peut-on l'utiliser régulièrement ou est-ce encore si rare, qu'on ne me comprendrais pas? 🤔
I didn't know that women could grow body hair until the age of 9 when I saw a girl with armpit hair in a public pool bathroom putting her hair up in a pony tail in front of a mirror. my first thought was "oh, alright." then I proceed to go crazy over how tall she was and thought of how tall she was all the way to night time.
@@xyukix31 allies are just people who happen to be straight, when we say the straights we mean the Straights™️, the ones who are homophobic and hate their wives/husbands
Wow time really flies- I’ll be honest even though my birthday is literally on the fourth (TWO days from now w o w-) I was *completely* oblivious to the fact it was April Fool’s Day yesterday- I just have lost so many braincells at this point- Edit: Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys! You guys really made my day 💕💖 🥰
my theory behind men being terrified of other people thinking they’re gay is that they know how awfully they would be treated (ostracized, disowned, possibly killed, etc.) 😳😳 inch resting..
@@firasjemil213 masculinity doesn’t equate to how attractive women find you. pretty fucked up for someone to think that tbh. not saying you do, just in general.
straights thinking using someones name is too intimate is so funny but like,,,,honestly someone dropping my name into the middle of a conversation makes me like uwu am I just affection starved or
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as a french person, i agree, yes, we're all gay. in fact, i eat croissants every morning to keep the gayness going as it was recommended by my doctor
This is amazing
@ThePandoricaOfFandoms I'm stealing that
Croissants have a bent shape so... Very gay indeed
So I'm actually bisexual because I got croissants sometimes as a kid? Explains a lot
Omg that's why I'm gay! 😱
If my S/O says “ LaST niGHt oF FReEdOm” I’m calling off the engagement 💀
“Well, you don’t have to worry about that anymore, here’s your ring back, I’m keeping the cake.”
everyone should tbh💀
TRUUUUUU
I’ll take a mental note for future reference.
exactly! plus you've been in a committed relationship so like all of a sudden the day before the wedding your aloud to cheat? uhm no.
Men: marriage ruins your life
Also majority of men: asks their partner to marry them
Ew that reminded me that my mom said I couldn't propose to my S/O because he's a man and only men can propose. 😐
(for clarity, we're both bi but in a m/f relationship)
@@starsiadraws i know it can be hard sometimes but don't listen to her, if you want to propose to him you should do it. It's your life not hers
@@starsiadraws yeah, when I told my mother that I asked my bf out she lost her marbles, "wHat HoW cOuLd You dO sOmEThInG MasCuliNe, GiRlS NeVer PrOpOse fIrSt", so fuckin dumb, btw I'm also bi lol
@@SGXDA i'm clearly talking about the men who propose and then say their marriage ruined their life when nothing trivial happened.
And even though i don't agree with this, women usually have benefits as such as child custody because society says women are motherly and are better than men to have a child
@@zlatakashcheeva5309 I asked my bf out too, I sure as heck wasn't gonna wait for his shy ass to come to me. As sweet as he is, he's dense as a brick and all my flirting attempts went over his head, so ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Smash them gender roles to bits
*That moment when your straight but other straight homophobic people ruin it entirely*
Also, the gay characters are the best characters, go ahead, try and tell me I’m wrong.
Edit: the fact that I came back to this after a week and have 574 likes- , bruh, y’all are the best ily ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 also, if any of u guys have watched shitts creek, David is my fav 😎👑
We love an allie
We found 'em guys. The only okay straight
Yo u are an amazing person
WE MUST KEEP THIS ONE
This is exactly how I feel. I hate that there are people out there that seriously think like in the video.
Straights, please be like my mum and dad: Break up when the relationship doesn't seem like a fit anymore and stay good friends that, for example, give the other several CDs of an album made of those uncompiled songs they made with their band while you were together including fancy self-made cases with the band logo on them and a story for every song just because you had some old empty CDs you wanted to use somehow.
Aww, straights being ok
If only, man. 😭
I'm sorry it didn't work out for your parents.. Hopefully they're feeling better now
@@crazyhairsinger Lots of better.
So true,also,congrats for your parents,I'm glad they're still friends!!
Happy Friday everyone, it's almost the weekend. Stay safe and take care of yourself, you are worthwhile and loved. Never forget to come to your understanding online parent if you need any support or advice, I care about you and everything you may be going through. I'm officially adopting anyone who needs a understanding environment and anyone who is disliked for being themselves.
Aww tysm
I see you everywhere
Thx you you to
Thank you, fellow time traveller
@@Enelram27_ what pride flag is that
“Why do men think caring is weak” they grew up on South Park, American dad, and family guy. Yknow, shows where the punchline was caring about literally anything
I strongly disagree with this, because although south park has a very problematic history with some stuff (especially climate change and transphobia) the punchline is never that people care, but that people are stupid nevertheless. I guess you could argue about family guy and american dad though...
As a female lesbian who's favourite show is South park imma disagree there chief.
Ayo idk about american dad and family guy but south park has a gay character who legitimately doesnt even care if someone shit talked his mom-
I needed this. There’s been a lot of homophobia and transphobia in my school recently, and your videos really cheer me up. Thank you ❤️
You’re an amazing human and all those idiots can keep their opinions to themselves 💕💕💕 I hope they see sense soon and that you find some people in your school who are allies or fellow gays 💕💕💕 have some frogs to help you out 🐸🐸🐸🐸 and also some flowers because flowers 💐🌺🥀🌷🌹🌸🌼🌻
AW. I'm so sorry, I send you lots of love :) I'm sure it'll all be ok
Why is homophobia and transphobia and even the nigh impossible heterophibia so prevalent today anyway? Fighting hate with more hate never works lmao
@@theshermantanker7043 heterophobia is nowhere near the same level as homophobia, comparing them is like putting a golf ball and a house next to each other and saying they are the same size
Hello, person scrolling by, I love you, you're valid, stay alive
Aw thanks:)
needed that, thank youuu
Hello!
Just sharing but Holy shit, I’m working on a thing and it’s so... difficult? Like, I wanna start a new long story... series... thing but I already have some started ahhhhhhhhh help ; - ;
@@cordeliajackson8615 ghhhhh big mood! just dont overstress yourself friend
@@haveagoodmourning
I won’t, but I’m so excited but I have to write other things first but I really like this thing that I’m writing. Ahhhh Im drowning in prompts and ideas.
I just came from watching that disgusting kaitlynn bennett cooking video and I feel so much calmer and happier and SAFER here LMAO
Why would you do this to yourself? No, seriously, I'm worried about you, do you have self harm urges or...? /j
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@@moiaussi7722 I was curious dude. I couldn’t make it five minutes in though, it was too bad 😔😔😔
you posted at the same time as sam collins and i had an existential crisis deciding who to watch first.
same
I feel guilty
Saaammmeee
SAME
@@13._.1 Your profile and your name is ✨everything✨😔
No no, I agree with the whole french is gay thing. As a french gay who often eats croissants I suggest we make french the official gay language
YES
Guys I think I have internalized heterophobia
since turning on captions i now know who adds their caption and who auto generate and it just warms me heart to see those solid blocks of text hehe okay byeeee
“Every single person who is French 👏 ✨G a y✨”
Me: *Packing bags intensifys*
Fellas is it gay to want to not slowly kill the Earth?
LMAO I GOT A CHURCH ADVERT ON THIS VIDEO
That one article: “Women who address people by their names are cheating”
Me in my head: *If she breathes...*
I'm sitting in a train watching this (with headphones on) and I was struggling to not burst out in laughter so many times 😂
holy crap i am early!! i will now thank you for making my days better. today i had a panic attack because a man asked me something on the street and distractions are really appreciated
If you don’t mind me asking what did he ask you?
@@emmawilber29 no problem! he asked me about cafés in the area, i responded that in festives i wasnt sure which ones were. as if my anxiety wasn´t high enough then, he proceeded to tell me that a friend of his was going to come too and that he would be there soon. my legs stopped working and knowing i couldnt walk home alone i called my mom and got away quickly.
this may seem as an overreaction but im 14 and he really tried to get the convo going... lmaooo
my husband is french and i can confirm that he is both gay, and loves croissants
Straight people be 'protecting' marriage by preventing gay people marrying but don't even like marriage. Wut?!?!?!?!?
i literally have to make my 47 year old dad dinner every night bc he can't cook himself chicken nuggets, i'm only 18 and i feel like i already have a child 🙄
I love your Channel April is not my favorite month but you make it better also we all support you going back to uni we love you
17 minutes of Savannah saying "just be an adult"
straight people: body hair? man. no body hair? woman. body hair on woman? trans.
Already loving the title
8:13 that's it I'm moving to France-
i read micro-cheating article and it is confirmed satire. thank god
I think that 8:39 is correct for example:
Hey~
Hey Adora~
I rest my case
Also...
nOW ThEre's LEss nO hAIr 🤪😭
The leg hair one🤣
My hairy af mixed race self: takes 2hrs to shave my legs
Random man: cis women don’t have leg hair
Me: I think god didn’t get the memo😶
Heyo- my parents talked about how the world is tainted now because of gay people in the world and how it was so pure back when they were younger then later say “oh I don’t care what gender you like” we love how “supportive” my parents are 🙂 I’ve came out as bi before they said this and they just said “ok” and didn’t change their attitude towards me at all and is normal so I’m safe but just it bugs me how much they’re kind of against lgbt+ people and kinda racist- I’ve tried to teach them how their thinking is so bad but they say “we’ll believe in what we want, and you can believe what you want” it’s not even believing it, it’s just human decency...
Ngl i love your lemon bedsheets, they look nice
"Everyone who speaks french is gay, the entirety of the french language is gay" *me crocheting* : I f*cking knew it.
0 dislikes. Beautiful.
I disliked it.
@@firstname3857 how nice for you.
@@enbygremlin8821 Maybe.
5:51 following the pattern of hotcock, "fitclit"
“17 minutes gay” MOOD
I'm always disgusted by the cake toppers with the bride dragging the groom, sometimes in cuffs, to the alter. He's usually the one who asked ( which is so achaic) so why get married in the first place.
the guy who needs to go to that sex doll brothel sounds like a real mister struggle to me
I'm actually getting a headache from these comments as a straight person.
“Some people are gay Steve”
I hate how they talk to Steve like he’s a three year old ....... because that’s even more mature than he is
I wish I could take a reusable shopping bag to the store and everyone would automatically know I was gay
Every time Kiwi tells men to stay away from women, I feel an inescapable urge to return my pronouns to he/him, crawl back into the men's bathroom and die.
unrelated (sort of) but today i found out that I'm bi!! yay for me :D
Just an FYI: The micro-cheating article was written by a woman as satire cuz she found the micro-cheating concept very absurd
As a french person, I can confirm that we are all flamboyant gays
Thank you for helping me finding my sexuality, I'm French so automatically gay
On the "learning to kill" post, I personally think proper gun handling and safety should be taught to middle/high school kids. I'm not saying to teach them how to kill, but teaching them the responsibilities that come with owning or handling a firearm. Freshman year of high school, the kids that took outdoor education (myself included) had a 2 week course and an exam to make sure we understood how to handle a firearm in a manner that was safe for ourselves and for those around us.
I have a headache rn so imma watch it tomorrow. I don't exactly need double headache lol. Good night 💗
The article about micro cheating is satire, it said so in the authors note
I’m so ashamed of the label straight sometimes, I don’t claim any of these people.
If someone ever mention me being gay or LGBTQ I don’t even argue or take any sort of offence, gay men have style and are more educated.
My entire circle is full of dumb little potatoes though... even me. Are we making us look bad?
@@NieroshaiTheSable No, because you probably don’t belittle other groups by using dumb logic
I work blue collar jobs in canada and all we do is make gay jokes, ironically the first time a coworker played one on me I actually blushed haha
Will the straights ever be okay, I mean let's be honest-
Coming from a straight person, no❤️
At this point we can just make being straight illegal I have no faith in the straights™️
@@holay_molay_7 yes, being straight is now illegal. This is now legally binding. Well, we can keep some straights around (the good ones)💫
"These are some alpha croissants" 😂
the "gay" in the title talks to me
Honestly, why do men
Yes! I'm so glad it's going to be a continuing series.
now adding "hotcock" and "boobae" to my list of affectionate petnames for my significant others
Hello there gays, I just wanted to celebrate that my aunties are getting married and that we had a class about mental health AND the therapist was actually GOOD. She gave us amazing advice.( and plus she was lesbian :D) SO YAY THE WORLD IS MAKING PROGRESS
YAY! Congrats for your aunties!
I'm pan tho am I not welcome
Jk
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! That makes me so happy!
My aunts are getting married too, I’m so excited for their wedding, after COVID of course
Yas I’m so happy!
The Straights: "ah marriage is the worst, I never want to get married I will never be free!"
The Gays: "well if you dont want it can i have it?"
The straights: *NO*
It's so stupid they spend half the time complaining about their marriages and the other half complaining about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage? Make it make sense.
What if the punishment for homosexuality was marrying a person you love because straights thought it would make you stop loving them? 🤔
@@РенатаДаминова-т2о It reminds me of how the earthlings saw death by snu snu compared to the Amazonians in Futurama.
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I read most of it normal and the no part like a possessed 5 year old and it was hilarious in my head
if a man does anything that isnt considered 'manly' they're apparently gay- i- toxic masculinity really sucks im glad u talk about it
As an admitted pan-romantic/"bisexual", the shock on peoples' faces when they declare me or something I do "gay" and I just respond "Maybe I am. Wanna find out?" is delightful.
@@onijester56 oh no you did not 😭
@@onijester56 the power you hold sir
DO THEY KNOW THAT THERE ARE MASCULINE GAYS OR WOULD THAT BE TOO SCARY FOR THEM? 👀
@@acecelia3262 They would be shaken harder than California and Japan.
men: “i want a girl who looks natural.”
also men: “OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE BODY HAIR?? DISGUSTING”
And they call us "catfish" for wearing makeup and not looking the same after its off.
@@melissagray461 that makes a little bit of sense, because it’s the truth, you don’t look the same with and without it & it feels a little deceitful. Not catfishing that’s a lil too far but deceitful. & I’m a woman so don’t scream at me pls.
@@sakuraogami6885 right i mean i get where ur coming from but it still dosent give men the right to get annoyed about it like if u really like someone then u shouldn't be put off by the idea of someone taking off a bit of makeup
By the way english is not my first language so sorry if its bad
@@robyn9175 most arent being put off by the makeup-less face, most are put off by lying and deceitfulness. I personally don’t want to fall for someone & have them look completely different all the time.
Also hate to be nit picky but people have the right to be annoyed about anything they want lol
Remember when men got mad at Pokimane because they edited one of her photos to show what she'd probably look like without make up and started hating at her because she'd not look the same? Yeah 😐
“Parlez-vous Français?” Is the new “Do you listen to Girl in Red?”
😂
Me, a lesbian learning French: 😶😶😶😶
@@LangkeeLongkee lmao same maybe it is a gay thing then I guess it must be
@@katiebarnett3313 Je le fais pour les filles et les gays, c'est ça. 🥴😂😂🖐🏾
@@LangkeeLongkee love itt 🤣🤣Moi aussi 🤭✨
men: we don’t objectify women!
also men: my ideal women is an object shaped like a women
I'm not sure whether these men are actually straight.... Do they like women or do they just pretend because straight=good in their opinion
BALLOONY!!!
@@РенатаДаминова-т2о ig idk man
Trueeeeeeee
Women also do the same
"why do men think looking gay is bad?"
Tbf I would be offended if someone assumed I was straight. I don't cuff my jeans and wear flannel with denim to look straight.
But being straight or gay ain't bad though 🤷
I think that if someone's like "[Insert unrelated behaviour to sexuality] is so gay." tell them that sexuality doesn't have anything/relate to whatever they're saying.
Oml, I’m the only gay in my friend group and they all say, “ThAtS sO gAy.” But to me they say, “ThAtS sO hEtRo.” And I take offence to that.
I too would be majorly offended if someone called me straight 💀💀💀
I just don't care. So what if they think I'm one or the other. Who cares what I like?
@@grace_stokes25 thats very gay of them
That micro-cheating article was a joke written by a woman, literally to point out of the absurdity of micro-cheating as a concept. She wrote a version for boyfriends too
do u have the link?:))
oh thank god it wasn’t real
ok but what's scary is I could totally see some guy writing this same article but being serious-
@@haleyk4969 which I think is probably why she wrote it. You read it and feel offended because it’s a thing some men would legitimately write. It feels too real. But while finding out who wrote it brings slight relief that the article isn’t a real thing, there’s no relief that everything in it doesn’t actually exist in the world.
@@christopherbronson6827 well I’ve seen articles written by Christian men on how to groom your future young wife to be obedient, so it’s sometimes hard to tell lmao
Unrelated: My aunt just walked into my room, said, "Jesus wakes up tomorrow." and then left
@Eat•The•Rich I love your profile pic
@@Hana_H Thank you!
That's kinda terrifying
He'll be a skeleton
Jesus our gay king 😍😍😍💅
Cis Hets: *bully me for "looking like a boy" because I have bodyhair*
Me: *is trans*
Cis Hets: *bully me for "looking gay" because I'm a fabolous bastard*
Me: *is gay*
Just felt like sharing that.
@Depressed Gay Wizard I really like your name.
@Depressed Gay Wizard Thanks, I drew it myself ^^
It's Hollow Knight Fanart
@Depressed Gay Wizard You have no idea how flattered I am right now... that drawing is *old.*
It makes me so happy to know people like even the old stuff I did, that I can look back at now, and see that I've gotten better. ^^
Honestly, the few people that like my art are the ones that keep me going, through all the bs life has thrown my way lately...
Thank you. Really. From the bottom of my cold, dead heart.
You're valid and loved. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
I feel like I want “Because I’m a Fabulous Bastard” on a laptop decal.
Haha same
random straight man: 'i just want a woman who looks like a woman but with no bodily functions'
savannah: 'so a s*x doll?'
me: 'so a corpse? oH WAIT-'
I thought the same thing lmao
Y'all need a gay jesus or something
@@ariannahoward4554 i'm glad i wasn't the only one, i didn't wanna seem suspicious aha
I didn't knew her name until now, i don't know what to do with information lol
I literally also assumed a corpse wtf-
Keep it going with the titles
Edit: Geez a thousand?! Thanks you guys!
Might've read that as titties
@@morgrugyn sameee
@@morgrugyn woah now
@@connerkent9641 LMAO
@@morgrugyn o shit i did too- is this a les awakening?
Calling another man by his first name “breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy?” How controlling and paranoid can a person be?
Imagine calling your dad or uncle by their first name 😱
@@justtoni4152 ...I call my uncles by their first names
@@moiaussi7722 same didn’t know that was weird???
@@vinnynash3445 Same here?
I call most youtubers by their first name (Like calling Pewdiepie Felix, calling Jacksepticeye Shaun, etc.) Guess I am in an intimate relationship with them all.
Oh, shit, I said Hi Ryan today, guess that means I have an intimate relationship with every single person named Ryan now. I don't make the rules.
Oh no😳 my name is Ryan
😬
Hello
*prances around the living room floor* Ryyaaan
@@yipyippolice ‘bout to get laid man
"Marriage is sexist because it hurts men and benefits women."
Me living in a lesbian marriage: 😃😃😃
Then y’all both benefit from the relationship 😏😏 WLW relationships for the win!!!
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hey catra~
@@whyiseverythingalreadytaken Heeey Adora~
power move
I'm french. I'm in a relationship with another guy. Yes of course we're all gay, how could it be possible to be straight with so many ✨feminine words✨ in our language _I laughed so hard at this post tho, it's so dumb that it somehow becomes genius_
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How does this not have more likes 💀😭
I want this framed and to be put in my French class - ur a legend, genius, I hope u live a very happy life
Une croissante
you and sam collins posting at the same time 😍😘
Omg yes!
I didn't know which one to watch first! D:
@@jamiegilbert2012 I just clicked whoever was the top notification 😂 kiwi happened to be on top of sam
I just came from Sam's video asdfghjkl-
Right?!
I just realized why leg shaving commercials never feature men. It's because how else can the company pink tax their products. It's harder if the product appear to be unisex
I'm pretty sure the pink tax doesn't exist some products are more expensive because their more suited for a particular skin type
@@Olivia-uz9bc I think the channel shoeonhead even debunked it
The "Pink tax" is a ridiculous concept, because it's men Who usually pay for these products
@@firasjemil213 We get it, your sexist and homophobic. Why bother even commenting these type of stuff anymore?
That’s it once my transition is done I’m gonna make my own shaving ad as a male and destroy the economy /j
Pro tip: if someone is staring at you while you're eating a popsicle, simply stare them back and bite that friggin popsicle like you're chopping it off with your bare teeth.
Their look after that is priceless
hey buddy are you ok this is oddly specific
@alina perusity it's worth it
How many times have you been in that situation? Are you okay?
@@vixxiiestixx yes I am. It's something "ordinary" here, sadly
@@an_avidpanda_lover8349 it's something that happens a lot, sadly. It started when I was about 14, 8 think. It's disgusting
as a french person i am glad my sexuality is now one less thing i have to worry about figuring out
I’ve been teaching my brother to be better. And now he understands that’s somethings are homophobic. Imma good teacher :)
my boyfrend dosn´t use "gay" as a slur anymore either! Took a while before he stopped slipping
Can you teach mine? Cause no matter what I try, my dad makes sure he has his daily doses of homophobia lessons
@@valentinaquiroga7000 dose he have much reason to engage with you or appear to be listening?
This sounds like a religion. Westerners seem desperate for a religion
@@wendyjohnson4345 damn,you love savannah so much you subbed to her and boost her algorithm woth your comments,how sweet of you
Hey guy gals and non-binary pals, I came out to my Mom yesterday and she accepted it and luckily didn't make a big deal and I'm really happy :D
aww congratulations, i’m so proud of you!!
congrats!! i'm proud and happy for you 💕
Congrats!!! 🎉that’s amazing for you :))
congrats! im so proud of you!!
Congrats!
Parent: "I would rather my kid murder than wear a skirt"
Kid: *wears skirt while murdering*
shes (he/they) a killer queeeeeeeeeeeeen~!!
@@vixxiiestixx Dynamite with laaaaser beam!
- written by J K Rowling
@@mainstreetsaint36 guaratenned to blow your mind
Men will accuse women of cheating when they blink at another man
But men will just say to their girlfriend “I’m not cheating I’m just f*cking your best friend”
The leg shaving was such a problem for me. My dad is Indian and I got much testoterone. I was a six y.o. girl and my classmates told me that I had to shave my legs because they looked ugly. I made a big deal out of it when it was really nothing. Now I fell comfortable and happy.
Sorry for the bad english
Your english is totally fine and I’m so sorry that happened to you, it’s sad how brutal even 6 year old children can be.
@@koadieshoults thank you, my mom got shocked and said they were wrong, I'm glad I have a good mom
@Melon Sweater I like them too, I think my hairy arms are pretty.
Same here! Dad side of the family is hairy as shit and i got that too. 😂😂 I now try to show as much of my legs and hair as possible to just screw with everyone
I have a lot of body hair too. Glad you're more comfortable about your hair and stuff. I get self conscious sometimes but honestly I find just having hair like a normal person because they're normal WAYYY better than literally having them ripped off your skin. Like, hats off to the people who get waxxed regularly
My cousin got arranged married (I live in india) and my dad told something along the lines of "well enjoy ur last day of freedom" and all my relatives laughed at that and I was like "what does that even mean?? Like just don't get married to someone, especially arranged married, if u think its going ruin ur life, it's that simple." And the all my relatives were like its joke and I told that it wasn't funny.
I still don't get it.😶
Oh yeah wife jokes are so common in India that I don't even care now
Well, this dialogue could have happened in germany as well in the exact some style. At least in the rural area i grew up in. I moved to a bigger city and surrounded myself with cool people. All people of my current environment are so relaxed when it comes to love, relationships, sex, marriage and so on...
oh pls everyone here just keep dragging those old marriage or wife jokes 😭😭
oh yup,they're also very common,or should I say a regular part of my country's sense of humor (rural and more developed parts of Croatia). Idk I often see men treat women like trophies or when they speak up or stop being a perfect emotionless doll,beat them up. It's scary how we became so desentizied to it that we think of it as "normal" or "whatever,it is what it is,has been for decades". Whoever wants to change it gets shunned for being a "sensitive little bitch" and similar adjectives. So we just bathe is this sewage water of violence and biblical depictions of leading a "virtuous" life.
Born and raised in the US here. I’ve met men whose whole outward lives were hating their wives. It’s weird and unsettling. I was like “the no fault divorce has been a thing since my mom was born” and they look at me like I’d grown a third head.
I never understood the stereotype of women on their periods that we're crazy and are crazy about chocolate and ice cream. Because I don't act like that, my mom doesn't act like that and my stepmom doesn't act like that. So where does this stereotype come from?
I don't know. Chocolate is good but I'm not crazy about it and I barely even eat anything on my period.
Apparently it's bc when you have it your hormones are going crazy, causing you to be emotional, have weird cravings, and things like that. It doesn't make me more emotional than usual (usually just angry) or have cravings I don't normally have so idk where it comes from, but apparently a lot of people experience it.
@@solseclipse I mean everyone is different, but some people (usually men) act like we're these animals that can't make a rational decision and eat ice cream crying all day
Idk, I feel myself there completely normal. I just have a few stomach and back ache problems but normally, I feel myself there pretty Okey.
@@camiladaya5698 Yeah, lol, like men dont have issues without Sex or anything then XD men are strange people.
Dude, I have a bi friend and she constantly complains to me about how her boyfriend is homophobic, doesn't know she's bi, wants her to be Christian, wants her to be less clingy and emotional. And everytime i tell her to break up with him it's always "why do you hate my boyfriend so much" like she's right, i do hate him, but you hated him first, now break up with him
update a few weeks later: they finally broke up ✨✨✨
I- why isn't she breaking up with him 😰 girlie your boyfriend would dump you the moment he finds out you like women too--
-a bisexual person
That relationship is a big no-no...
Did he find out she was bi?
Lesss goooooooooo
The Queer Kiwi yelling "NYEHHH" added 10 years to my life.
it restored all the years the straights took away from us
TIMESTAMP PLEASE-
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@@sevendustPT thank you
@@charliefinnmichael4770 cactus is a dope name congrats
As a hetero person, i do admit that the people here is batshit losing their minds. I apologize.
p.s you and sam collins posted at the same time what a bless 💓😩
Imagine apologizing for being normal. For being what everyone's supposed to be
@@firasjemil213 HUH????
@@firasjemil213 what do you mean "what everyone's supposed to be"
@@firasjemil213 ew a homophobe 🤢
@@firasjemil213 why are you here?
"Everyone who's french ? Gay"
As a french gay person I can say that this is 100% true no lies detected
I just wanted to mention that the article at 8:40 was actually written by a woman and it was satire. She wrote at the beginning of the article: "The purpose of this article was always to entertain. It is satire, written in jest because I found the whole “micro-cheating” phenomenon to be totally absurd when it started trending years ago".
thank you for telling me !
i’m glad it’s satire ! but am also v sad that it’s based off of reality and that so many men do actually think like that :((
8:20 sad that my dad actually calls ppl gay for speaking French 💀 he actually says that french ppl are all gay
How do french people reproduce then...? 😅😅
see the irony is that France is literally refusing to make a gender neutral singular pronoun so I don't think they're really allies
@@britishsongbird that's right! I'm a french, and no one cares about us (the nonbinairy) in the government, we have a gender neutral pronoun but it's not official, it's a neopronon, and a lot of other thing that say French aren't allies ( in general) , even if some people think that
Um yes I speak French and happen to be gay but-
@@helloearthherejupiter6408 J'étudie le francais en tant que langue étrangère et je n'ai jamais entendu parler d'un troisième pronom (à part d'"on"). C'est quoi, ce pronom non-binaire? :) 🏳️🌈
Et peut-on l'utiliser régulièrement ou est-ce encore si rare, qu'on ne me comprendrais pas? 🤔
I'm starting to think that I am unironically straightphobic
✨Same tho✨
No dude stop- I’m genuinely concerned bc when ever I see straight ppl or couples I feel ill-
Feel like a few people watching this channel can relate
no bc sometimes my hatred for certain straight people is astounding
If so, you're not better than any homophobic/ transphobic person.
I didn't know that women could grow body hair until the age of 9 when I saw a girl with armpit hair in a public pool bathroom putting her hair up in a pony tail in front of a mirror. my first thought was "oh, alright." then I proceed to go crazy over how tall she was and thought of how tall she was all the way to night time.
i love that-
Guy: "babe is a straight guy word"
Me: "my boyfriend calls me babe."
Guy: "but you're a girl..."
Me: "... I used to be a male, y'know..."
Guy: "..."
I love how while watching this I both got an add for a gay love story movie
And an add for the church of Jesus Christ
The dichotomy of humankind
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I GOT THE MORMON AD TOO
Amen 😂
@@ahassett37 Im Mormon and I like it but it’s really uncomfortable when I get an ad 😑 I’m also bi 🏳️🌈💖💜💙 and they’ve been accepting!
Dear straights,
No ❤️
Sincerely,
A homosexual
What about allys flipping hell imagine saying ALL straights are homophoice and are like this
@@xyukix31 who said that
@@stellasoleclark5586 the person who wrote the comment she's/he's/they acting like all straight are homophoice
@@xyukix31 they just meant the homophobic ones not all
@@xyukix31 allies are just people who happen to be straight, when we say the straights we mean the Straights™️, the ones who are homophobic and hate their wives/husbands
6:02
They used to teach kids to kill....
Now they teach them to slay.
The only valid comment
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This is a good comment
the raw perfection of this comment
And to read ;)
'Everyone who is french-gay'
My Brain: *IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN*
gay AND european
In the german version of legally blonde it is: Is he gay or french😂
Wow time really flies-
I’ll be honest even though my birthday is literally on the fourth (TWO days from now w o w-) I was *completely* oblivious to the fact it was April Fool’s Day yesterday- I just have lost so many braincells at this point-
Edit: Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys! You guys really made my day 💕💖 🥰
I forgot it was april too till I realized I probably should have realized since it’s my birthday on the 7th. Also happy early birthday 🥳
Ikr, like, I'm still stuck in November, how is it _already_ April??
Happy (early) birthday hunn!!! Have an amazing day :3
Happy early birthday! :)
How do I get that rainbow kiwi thing on my name
my theory behind men being terrified of other people thinking they’re gay is that they know how awfully they would be treated (ostracized, disowned, possibly killed, etc.) 😳😳 inch resting..
Or they're Just scared of appearing unmanly because women wouldn't be attracted to them
@@firasjemil213 masculinity doesn’t equate to how attractive women find you. pretty fucked up for someone to think that tbh.
not saying you do, just in general.
@@firasjemil213 Stop commenting this type of stuff.
@@flatP_ I agree.
@@skyholland9629 yeah, its really annoying. Always pushing the blame on others
straights thinking using someones name is too intimate is so funny but like,,,,honestly someone dropping my name into the middle of a conversation makes me like uwu am I just affection starved or
Luckily that article was a joke written by a woman
When Nadine Ross started calling Chloe Frazer “Chloe” instead of “Frazer” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@Chloe Martin *gasp* I mentioned a character named Chloe and your name is Chloe haha