Here's what you do: If a friend suggests that you go camping or vacationing in a spot in the middle of Bumblefuck, USA., and there's horrible rumors of killers stalking that location.... give 'em a punt in the rear end and go to Six Flags instead.
What do you do if your friend says "Hey let's go camping at Camp Crystal Lake. The locals call it Camp Blood!"? A) Say hell yeah and head to your demise... B) Agree and then fake an excuse to opt out that saves face. or C) Shank 'em and find new friends!
@@tattedupluv Funny thing is nothing in any of the movies suggests anybody had ever tried to open the camp between 57 and 79? I'm not looking at my movie right now.
i think in another how to beat or maybe the film explained they talk about how fear coupled with darkness, or distortion in the environment could make it seem like the vorhees have teleportation. i think that was film theory. It make sense a little especially if it's night time in forests and woods 🤔 what do you think about that? That would be wild though!
ThIs PlOt HoLe Is A eXpLaInEd In ThE vIdEo GaMe WiTh HoW JAsOn HaS tHe AbIlItY tO tElEpOrT wHiCh, AsSuMaBlY, Pamela either taught him or passed dOwN tO hOm ViA gEnEtIcS, pErHaPs 🤪
What do you do if your friend says "Hey let's go camping at Camp Crystal Lake. The locals call it Camp Blood!"? A) Say hell yeah and head to your demise... B) Agree and then fake an excuse to opt out that saves face. or C) Shank 'em and find new friends!
@@niklasahrens2969I was saying why I watch this channel and I not watched a lot of recent episodes Edit should of more clear just didn’t want to to negative
Lol - literally just watched this last night for nostalgia. Easiest thing: shes an mortal, older woman. Just out manuver her or push her down hard enough. Hard enough strike with a blunt object - easy win.
@@randomnessltd okay shoulda mentioned double tap cuz thats where i got that from sry :( also other rules like dont be a hero, or cardio or dont be afraid to ask for help and a lot of em it was funny how those two were the only movies who figured out apocalypse survival.
6:26 , you do not want to crash your car into a ditch. You want the most controlled crash possible. Taking cover and making sure the driver is unbuckled before hitting a semi-stationary object. Trees, poles, they don't bend and it only takes 10 mph to cause whiplash splitting the brain from the center. Most ditches have trees, its a death sentence for all travelers most of the time not like the "movies". The best thing as the victim is to have sufficient cover and stay loose, use the meat shield to stabilize and avoid anything possibly breaching the wind shield. If you have a carry, dome them.
Basically every horror movie ever can be chopped up to "You would be fine if you just LEAVE!" 😂 But no horror movie would be to fun or long if the protagonists were actually smart lol
man i hate when they’re running thru the woods and they’re a good distance from the killer and THEY KEEO RUNNING AND SCREAMING completely giving away their location….once you get far enough just duck down and hide until they pass you then quietly go back the way you came
The music in the background overtakes the commentary quite a bit more in this video than the others from what I noticed, maybe I’m crazy and just focusing more on it, just wanted to mention it!
Technically in 1980 everyone was still friendly and caring unlike this gen and stranger danger wasn’t a thing because somehow everyone knew everyone 4:23
Disclaimer: As always most of the advice or techniques displayed in this video are only applicable in the "Friday the 13th" universe or whatever respective universe the events take place in 😂😂😂
girl: "I cant just quit my job!!" me: "Ma'am. Yes, yes you can." (Knowing me I may show up, hear this and turn right back. Partially because idk if I'd want to help reopen a camp where several people died to begin with and especially when it seems like the families never got true closure - which I feel like the people in town would have to some extent have known in small town fashion and I'd probably assume they didn't bc I feel that's how it usually goes. My fuck capitalism bones would be too irrational and too strong).
Me in vacation and hear *1* mention of ghost or evil spirit: *drinks beer, changes name, leaves country, change adress, changes face, buy gun, buy a bunker, ask for refund*
The snake was actually killed on that set, and no one told the handler that it was gonna happen, and it was his pet. In early cuts of the movie you can hear him screaming in the background, and he had to be held back by the crew.
I came here because of the marcie part besides Marcie is damn dumb, she went to a bathroom alone in nothing but her underwear in the middle of a terrible weather like why didn't she just went to the bathroom fully dressed
2:10 in my opinion, this movie was kinda bad lol BUT THIS, never noticed this shot!!!! He drops her off at a GRAVEYARD? oh thats some good foreshadowing!!!!
Banning hitchhiking is about as dumb as it gets. There isn't anything that is 100% safe. I've never hitchhiked myself but I have pick up a few. I suppose it helps I'm 6-3 and about 225.
Same here I picked some up. Like extremely bad weather or very hot outside and just get them to where they need to be. Your correct nothing is safe no where.
The thumbnail is misleading on the ‘it’s not who you think’. Jason hasn’t even been confirmed to be alive in the first movie (the ending was suppose to be misleading jump scare as there hadn’t been a plan for a sequel much less reveal Jason was alive when the original first movie was released). Not to mention he doesn’t get his infamous hockey mask until part three.
Heck anyone familiar with the entire franchise should realize the jump scare at the end was misleading since Jason in that scene looked like a corpse and Jason won’t get his corpse look until he is revived in part 6 when he is brought back from the dead
11:41 Wouldn't it be best for everyone to search the same place? It would take longer, but at least they're not literally splitting up in a horror movie
Basically every horror movie ever can be chopped up to "You would be fine if you just LEAVE!" 😂 But no horror movie would be to fun or long if the protagonists were actually smart lol
If I told people I was going somewhere and ask if they could take me there and they react as if I'm holding a grenade or somehing and start warning me of dangers and I work there and immediately take that as a red flag and quit my job. Hat's what I would do, and if I heard any creepy sounds I'd choose to be a coward for my safety and gt the hell outta there like there's no tomorrow.
I woulda told my friends hell no to camping at a lake for the summer, but if it was absolutely necessary I wouldn't go without keeping a gun hidden on me at all times and first time i see the killer well if theyre human its as good as over for them but if not 💀
This is how I can beat Friday the 13th without doing anything like just don’t go to the campgrounds no matter if a fine chick wants to hook up with you
Bro Mrs Voorhees cannot possibly be human She is knocked out like 4 times literally tosses sombody at least 120 pounds like 15 feet through a window Doing so only momentarily dazes her Over powers sombody like 40 years younger then her Is so stealthy that seemingly managed kill multiple people in something of a span of 2 hours Is so op she kills 2 people right in the lobby they don't even get to spawn in yet A master archer apparently, able to fire arrows in a storm pouring rain of a span of 40 or so feet away
How to survive pamela... Listen to what she tells me and instantly start to search for jason with her and a cozey blanked for jason Just be kind... but no most of you would reather think of some silly masterplan
Glad I watched this, coz I'm always screaming and shouting at these people (lol!) when they do these stupid stuff!! Or running further into the woods! Also if a car is chasing, run behind a tree, there's so many, instead of in front of it!! Or they suddenly trip and just lay there, or crawling, waiting to be killed!? Or they think he's out cold, drop their weapons and sit down with their back to him and then he creeps up behind them!??! 😮😅
Wonder if Ms. Voorhees actually planned on taking Annie to the Camp at first .( she waited until dark for everyone else) Then when she found out Annie was gonna be the new cook ( Ms. VOORHEES was the cook at the camp as well when she worked there) n it just flipped a switch and she went crazy lol
I actually used to live in Jersey and I was in Scouts and actually went to the camp where they filmed the movie for an annual event for Jewish Boy Scouts up until when I moved to Florida in 2010. The Camp Crystal Lake sign is actually in the trading post.
@@MythicAce218 because 1: it's fiction. 2: it's an iconic movie set. 3: Jason doesn't exist because he is fictional. 4: it's fiction. 5: it's make believe. 6: fiction can't hurt you. 7: just incase I'm not clear, it's fiction.
Have a damn good day!
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Sad fact, that chopped snake wasn't fake. And the owner of the snake didn't know they were gonna do that.
Rest and peace
@@Clyde-kj8cupieces*
Hearing that story pissed me off.
@@Aflacist😭😭
I haven’t watched the video yet and I don’t believe u no way
I feel like you missed the oppurtunity to post this today (Friday, October 13th 2023) but otherwise great video xD
Sad fact jason actully got pushed in the lake
Have a dam good day!!!!
2 days till Friday the 13th
Here's what you do: If a friend suggests that you go camping or vacationing in a spot in the middle of Bumblefuck, USA., and there's horrible rumors of killers stalking that location.... give 'em a punt in the rear end and go to Six Flags instead.
Nah,grab my piece and become the killer
What do you do if your friend says "Hey let's go camping at Camp Crystal Lake. The locals call it Camp Blood!"?
A) Say hell yeah and head to your demise...
B) Agree and then fake an excuse to opt out that saves face.
or
C) Shank 'em and find new friends!
@@tattedupluvD. Don't make friends with someone who would say some shit like that
@@tattedupluv Funny thing is nothing in any of the movies suggests anybody had ever tried to open the camp between 57 and 79? I'm not looking at my movie right now.
There is no way that’s a real place 💀
Mrs Voorhees is driving a jeep, yet somehow teleports in to throw Brenda through the window, and teleports back to the jeep to drive up seconds later.
Which is one of the many things that prove that Jason was helping her the whole time.
i think in another how to beat or maybe the film explained they talk about how fear coupled with darkness, or distortion in the environment could make it seem like the vorhees have teleportation. i think that was film theory. It make sense a little especially if it's night time in forests and woods 🤔 what do you think about that? That would be wild though!
Mrs. Voorhees is a sorcerer like Dr. Strange and Gandalf.
ThIs PlOt HoLe Is A eXpLaInEd In ThE vIdEo GaMe WiTh HoW JAsOn HaS tHe AbIlItY tO tElEpOrT wHiCh, AsSuMaBlY, Pamela either taught him or passed dOwN tO hOm ViA gEnEtIcS, pErHaPs 🤪
Just another example of movie magic! 🎩
What do you do if your friend says "Hey let's go camping at Camp Crystal Lake. The locals call it Camp Blood!"?
A) Say hell yeah and head to your demise...
B) Agree and then fake an excuse to opt out that saves face.
or
C) Shank 'em and find new friends!
A) SigmaWalk
I’d go with B. They won’t make it back and I’d feel bad knowing my last communication with them was shaming them.
@@Rae4Real 💪💪
C wouldn't be the first time
C definetly C id rather lill someone then be killed
What I liked about this channel was the foreign movies that I would probably never watch
Where you from dude?
@@niklasahrens2969I was saying why I watch this channel and I not watched a lot of recent episodes
Edit should of more clear just didn’t want to to negative
Yes
What I liked about this channel was the creator who are these random people 😂 I loved listening to that fool
Wich made me ask is foreign movies,that was kinda odd to me, didn't want to be disrespectful or something bro.
Lol - literally just watched this last night for nostalgia.
Easiest thing: shes an mortal, older woman. Just out manuver her or push her down hard enough. Hard enough strike with a blunt object - easy win.
I always laughed at how she was able to kill the counselors. Then seeing her in action in the end made me laugh even harder😂😂
why does nobody follow the double tap rule in a horror movie is beyond me
Zombieland and Zombieland: Double Tap would like to have a word...
@@randomnessltd okay shoulda mentioned double tap cuz thats where i got that from sry :(
also other rules like dont be a hero, or cardio or dont be afraid to ask for help and a lot of em
it was funny how those two were the only movies who figured out apocalypse survival.
Honestly after learning that a kid died in that same lake I wouldn’t go in the same lake just in case
Hk blue bitter donut
6:26 , you do not want to crash your car into a ditch. You want the most controlled crash possible. Taking cover and making sure the driver is unbuckled before hitting a semi-stationary object. Trees, poles, they don't bend and it only takes 10 mph to cause whiplash splitting the brain from the center. Most ditches have trees, its a death sentence for all travelers most of the time not like the "movies". The best thing as the victim is to have sufficient cover and stay loose, use the meat shield to stabilize and avoid anything possibly breaching the wind shield. If you have a carry, dome them.
the problem with leaving pamela alive is that it's now your word vs hers
My bro you don't know the Friday 13 rule number 1:If you hear Ci-Ci-Ca-Ca you are already dead
Fun fact: that sound is actually a person saying "Kill Kill Kill Her her Her" .....stretched out with a echo attached to it.
@@xaidenpaxton2292ki ki ki ma ma ma
It’s Ki Ki Ki Ma Ma Ma for kill her mommy… The more you know 😂
@@StephonDodd no it is ki ki ma ma but its for kill kill mommy mommy
Ahh yes, the classic knock them out and run away without finishing them off
Basically every horror movie ever can be chopped up to "You would be fine if you just LEAVE!" 😂 But no horror movie would be to fun or long if the protagonists were actually smart lol
The timing couldn't be better since this Friday is on the 13th 😂
In 2 days it’s gonna be Friday the 13 and the fact it’s on October though
@@-.Springtrap.-Michael is gonna have a shit fit.
Lol
should have released it friday lol
You just said it yourself..
man i hate when they’re running thru the woods and they’re a good distance from the killer and THEY KEEO RUNNING AND SCREAMING completely giving away their location….once you get far enough just duck down and hide until they pass you then quietly go back the way you came
FACT: It’s a prerequisite for any horror movie creator that all of your characters be complete idiots so that they make all the wrong decisions. 😅
finallyyyyyy, i was waiting for you to post about one of the jason movies ( u have to do nightmare on elm next. )
Why did you X Alice out? She didn't die!!.. 🧐
When did the change in Host happen? I've been confused on that for a while
The music in the background overtakes the commentary quite a bit more in this video than the others from what I noticed, maybe I’m crazy and just focusing more on it, just wanted to mention it!
Technically in 1980 everyone was still friendly and caring unlike this gen and stranger danger wasn’t a thing because somehow everyone knew everyone 4:23
RIP Brown Snake. IYKYK :(
LOVE YOUR CONTENT. BTW you should do nightmare on elm street because the final girl is so smart and i think you would be very impressed.
Disclaimer: As always most of the advice or techniques displayed in this video are only applicable in the "Friday the 13th" universe or whatever respective universe the events take place in
😂😂😂
Not really. This actually would be effective against anything that isn’t paranormal.
girl: "I cant just quit my job!!"
me: "Ma'am. Yes, yes you can."
(Knowing me I may show up, hear this and turn right back. Partially because idk if I'd want to help reopen a camp where several people died to begin with and especially when it seems like the families never got true closure - which I feel like the people in town would have to some extent have known in small town fashion and I'd probably assume they didn't bc I feel that's how it usually goes. My fuck capitalism bones would be too irrational and too strong).
Me in vacation and hear *1* mention of ghost or evil spirit: *drinks beer, changes name, leaves country, change adress, changes face, buy gun, buy a bunker, ask for refund*
Please make a video about the boogeyman movie
The snake was actually killed on that set, and no one told the handler that it was gonna happen, and it was his pet. In
early cuts of the movie you can hear him screaming in the background, and he had to be held back by the crew.
They missed the opportunity to post this just 1 day it would have been uploaded on Friday the 13th
People who watched this on Friday the 13th
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I came here because of the marcie part besides Marcie is damn dumb, she went to a bathroom alone in nothing but her underwear in the middle of a terrible weather like why didn't she just went to the bathroom fully dressed
Have a Damn Good Day
How to survive: save Jason from drowning in the first place
How to survive halloween: be freinds with michale before he became a killer
2:10 in my opinion, this movie was kinda bad lol
BUT THIS, never noticed this shot!!!!
He drops her off at a GRAVEYARD? oh thats some good foreshadowing!!!!
how would i survive?
i wouldnt even be in this situation
🎃How to Beat Lil' Sam in Trick R' Treat... FOLLOW THE RULES OF HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Banning hitchhiking is about as dumb as it gets. There isn't anything that is 100% safe. I've never hitchhiked myself but I have pick up a few. I suppose it helps I'm 6-3 and about 225.
Same here I picked some up. Like extremely bad weather or very hot outside and just get them to where they need to be.
Your correct nothing is safe no where.
The thumbnail is misleading on the ‘it’s not who you think’. Jason hasn’t even been confirmed to be alive in the first movie (the ending was suppose to be misleading jump scare as there hadn’t been a plan for a sequel much less reveal Jason was alive when the original first movie was released). Not to mention he doesn’t get his infamous hockey mask until part three.
Heck anyone familiar with the entire franchise should realize the jump scare at the end was misleading since Jason in that scene looked like a corpse and Jason won’t get his corpse look until he is revived in part 6 when he is brought back from the dead
@@ashleighstratmann7783Jason had a corpse look in part 4 though…
I’m glad he censored the deaths I don’t like gore very much
11:41 Wouldn't it be best for everyone to search the same place?
It would take longer, but at least they're not literally splitting up in a horror movie
can somebody tell me what happened to the original commentator of How To Beat?
Love your videos been a big fan ever since your 22 video big fan keep up the good work
Solution: Don’t be in a horror movie.
Thank you for this video, one of the best horror movies ever, oh and have a damn good day
Well they do say Friday the 13 is doomed
Aww he should’ve posted this this Friday because it’d be Friday the 13th it would’ve been sooo good 😒
Bear spray, that's all I am gonna say don't think theres much more to it
Basically every horror movie ever can be chopped up to "You would be fine if you just LEAVE!" 😂 But no horror movie would be to fun or long if the protagonists were actually smart lol
Finally, Friday the 13th. 😄
9 min late
I have a video suggestion idk if you already done it but what about sleepy hallow! It would make my year
Man I love you n your vids man, came in clutch today 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
Cool vid like always but you should have waited for Friday would be so cool
I really need to survive this friday the 13th thank you
can you do how to beat the 2008 strangers?
Can we get more how to beats as the antagonist please. I really liked the thing video.
I miss the charm😢
And if i need to live there i just wont go there
friday the 69th
CAN WE GET HOW TO BEAT HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES ALREADY
If I told people I was going somewhere and ask if they could take me there and they react as if I'm holding a grenade or somehing and start warning me of dangers and I work there and immediately take that as a red flag and quit my job. Hat's what I would do, and if I heard any creepy sounds I'd choose to be a coward for my safety and gt the hell outta there like there's no tomorrow.
Kitted out like bear grills, with my private jet at the ready!
What I like abt this this is that it’s Friday the 13th in irl❤
The use of “background” music in this video is highly distracting and annoying.
Kinda surprised you haven't done one on "See No Evil"
Haha "cut short" 😂
I woulda told my friends hell no to camping at a lake for the summer, but if it was absolutely necessary I wouldn't go without keeping a gun hidden on me at all times and first time i see the killer well if theyre human its as good as over for them but if not 💀
Ayee first comment 😂
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Friday da 13th otw
It's gonna be Friday the 13th the day after tomorrow😧
This video is about how to kill the crystal lake killer in Friday the 13th
You’re welcome
Dang So yesterday i was thinking since friday the 13th is comeing up and also the movie so i thought that you would make a video about it so noice.
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This is how I can beat Friday the 13th without doing anything like just don’t go to the campgrounds no matter if a fine chick wants to hook up with you
I watched this with my mom yesterday!
the actors in the movie legit killed a real snake that was somebody's pet.
Because of the slayer movies I always have my firearms with me *depending on state law.
Im in love with jason voorhees
6:05 what’s the name of this movie ?
Split
You know, I don’t understand, how does strip Monopoly work?
Bro Mrs Voorhees cannot possibly be human
She is knocked out like 4 times literally tosses sombody at least 120 pounds like 15 feet through a window
Doing so only momentarily dazes her
Over powers sombody like 40 years younger then her
Is so stealthy that seemingly managed kill multiple people in something of a span of 2 hours
Is so op she kills 2 people right in the lobby they don't even get to spawn in yet
A master archer apparently, able to fire arrows in a storm pouring rain of a span of 40 or so feet away
She is a sorcerer like Dr. Strange, Gandalf and Yoda. She probably gave Jason a resurrection potion to heal his wounds.
How to survive pamela...
Listen to what she tells me and instantly start to search for jason with her and a cozey blanked for jason
Just be kind... but no most of you would reather think of some silly masterplan
i would leave the camp... thats it, just leave the damn camp
I saw Part 2 before I saw the first one and was really confused.
This video is long overdue and it did not disappoint
Yoo boruto.what up
Have a damn good day!
I would try to use a toxic it waste and throws it at Jason to reveal his face and traps him in the swear.
Alice should have double tapped the first knock out
Glad I watched this, coz I'm always screaming and shouting at these people (lol!) when they do these stupid stuff!! Or running further into the woods! Also if a car is chasing, run behind a tree, there's so many, instead of in front of it!! Or they suddenly trip and just lay there, or crawling, waiting to be killed!? Or they think he's out cold, drop their weapons and sit down with their back to him and then he creeps up behind them!??! 😮😅
Sorry but the way he made Steve run backwards is so funny to me 😭😭
The only reason this video was made is because this Friday is the 13th.
correct
@@HowToBeatYT pov: creator of video comments and has only 1 like
Wonder if Ms. Voorhees actually planned on taking Annie to the Camp at first .( she waited until dark for everyone else) Then when she found out Annie was gonna be the new cook ( Ms. VOORHEES was the cook at the camp as well when she worked there) n it just flipped a switch and she went crazy lol
My bro don’t know the Friday 13 rule number 1 :if you hear Ci_ci_ca_ca you are already dead😊
should've delayed the upload until Friday...the 13th lmao
I actually used to live in Jersey and I was in Scouts and actually went to the camp where they filmed the movie for an annual event for Jewish Boy Scouts up until when I moved to Florida in 2010. The Camp Crystal Lake sign is actually in the trading post.
why tf would you willingly do that,even if its just a movie i ain't taking any chances
@@MythicAce218 because 1: it's fiction. 2: it's an iconic movie set. 3: Jason doesn't exist because he is fictional. 4: it's fiction. 5: it's make believe. 6: fiction can't hurt you. 7: just incase I'm not clear, it's fiction.
well duh its fiction obv. but like still horror movies arn't my thing. anywhere near where horror movies take place i'll pass@@lobodesade6780
@@lobodesade6780I think he was making a joke.
Cant belive it took them this long to do this movie- but im not complaining 😋