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Well giving that it has wing membranes and the way it moves it seems to me to be more bat like than primate a carnivorous hunter that spends most of its time in a cave and given the size would probably means not much flying and more ground movement thus the increased speed aversion to light bats being nocturnal and light instinctively means leave for home or danger predators bigger than you are appearing plus living in a cave only coming out at night to hunt adds fear of the unknown and the structure of the hands and jaw would also indicate a bat like creature that rose to the dominate species in its cave being the largest predator in the cave to start with can help with that plus with small rodents stumbling their way in from time to time could have led to increased growth if larger animals fell through holes at the surface which might be how it leaves the cave by climbing up and out. just a theory.
Don't know about this legality thing but one time on a drive out of south dakota I braked because a vehicle in front of me did and the brakes jerked and stopped working so I pulled over and found little greasy pins that looked like they'd been sheared almost I'm half and called my dad about it and he asked if i thought I could make it home and I replied that i could "as long as a tire doesnt fall off, cut to an hour later my tire comes off while I'm going 75 and I skirt the truck onto the side of the road and it turns out the axel superheated and it just flew off, tow guys pulled us in our truck to the nearest gas station while I waited for a ride from a friend
Also 100% true. I mean we have "magically attacked from a distance" for thousands of years. The earliest reliable data says we had the atlatl for anywhere between 21 and 17 thousand years. 10 to 30 yards doesn't sound like much now but attacking from 30 ft out (10 yards) is insane, no other species can do that.
@@TheLastSane1i don't see how ranged weapons is that scary when sperm whales have sonic blasts and chameleons have wild range with a tongue. Killing things is very much natural. Everything does it. Things like society, religions, and how absolutely monstrously badass at everything we are is the spooky bit
@@e.l.studios455 literally eho gives a shit what a deer thinks? Its food. You're just missing or ignoring my point that you can compare "ranged weaponry" to any ranged attack in the animal kingdom and thats not the reason why humans are "cryptids." Also what kind of chameleon have you seen that's a quarter of a deer in size because that's horrifying. Thats like a small komodo dragon. Scale a chameleon to the size of a human and see how far its natural range is. That's my point.
@@BigolhuskNah, no other animal is able to see a bunch of stones, wood or piece of metal and decides it's a good idea to throw it to hunt other animals as consistently as we do. It's really worth being called a cryptid over. Anything else came after that.
Teacher here-PLEASE read books with your kids. It is SO IMPORTANT. Sound words out with them. Have them think about what is happening on the page. I haven't researched the program mentioned in this video, but on the surface it seems great! Thanks for highlighting it, Roanoke.
As someone who was read horror books by his dad which lead to a long series of early reads, yes. Both my parents were teachers, so reading was never absent. Took me down an interesting road. Reading with your child helps with bonding, emotional intelligence, and with learning issues. I often read with my nephews and nieces sincer my cousins are not very fond of it. It's like the Simpson scene of an old man reading to children.
I grew up with both parents reading books to me. It sparked my curiosity and will to read at a very young age. People now (in my late 30s) ask me how I come up with so many creative scenarios so quickly. It's all thanks to reading.
@@elijahbaker781atleast the mother was truly worthy of the title at the end and proved her love for her daughter was greater then her love for herself.
I can get behind hating terrible parents ever since I was in a specific type of hospital due to a misdiagnosis and let me tell you nothing gets your blood boiling like hearing a "mother" scream at her son through the phone loud enough to hear from outside the room on how he ruined her life and how it's his fault that he's in there
Ovary Protection is fantastic in court. (Seriously the amount of kids who took That Route because their moms wouldn't stop touching them in their sleep or non-stop is fucking insane.)
As someone who’s played Skyrim extensively growing up, if I ever saw anything that remotely looks like a frost troll I’d run for my life just like I would in the game
If you've got an armor build, the frost troll isn't that tough. Still no pushover, sort of like a miniboss, but I've never understood the idea that it's some terrifying, unbeatable threat
I kept the fire ball scroll from bleak falls barrow if you don't have anything better plus the Draugur to deal with if you do Alvor's mini smithing tutorial
@@RoanokeGamingwell if you encounter a never before seen monster before you hit your 40s just start with the feet and bring a Roman candle, should be able to reach your goal
Roanoke slowly unloading his trauma with science and film, you love to see it. Also as a father you're feelings on defending your offspring is valid as I would also go chimp mode on someone threatening my child.
"If anything, your presence is making it worse." My mom drank and partied too much like Kathy but she still made me feel reassured. I knew if it came down to it she'd take a bullet for me. My late dad should have made me feel safer in a crisis because he was a marine and martial artist but honestly there's a 50/50 chance he'd throw me at the threat to buy himself more of a head start escaping. Anyway I'm going to write my mom a nice text now with a cute sticker.
did your mom also beat you while her boyfriend of the day screamed at you and threatened you? this is more than just her mom being a shitty mom, shes terribly abusive to the extent that her daughter almost cut her throat one night.
Everytime you asked how she got custody I questioned if you'd ever heard of the US court system. The mother can literally be a drug addicted basket case who says they will murder their own child and still keep custody, a case of that happened in Minnesota recently and the mother did in fact do that.
Some states are automatically 50/50, at least. But yeah it's fucked that something like parental rights differs so erratically from state to state...I'm from GA, common law marriage isn't allowed here and if my partner and I have kids while unmarried then break up, I would automatically get full custody due to motherhood as long as I'm not a complete disaster and he'd have to battle the courts. (None of that is my plan, of course, but it is totally wild).
I seriously love how you put that in the beginning, how we have a choice to end and not pass our trauma onto our offspring. I grew up with an abusive father. One of my biggest goals in life besides becoming a full-time musician is to be a better father than mine ever could have been, and was. My biggest fear would be that I turn into anything, even the smallest bit of that piece of shit. It ain't easy, but with help and with loved ones, we can get past our traumas, and I personally don't think anything can excuse dropping it on your kids. I would rather die than pass my past on my future kids.
It's a worthy goal, we all fail at one point or another but recognizing it is intrgral! but you sound like you're on the right track to being a good dad my man
Yeah I've come from at least two generations of abusive parents and if I ever become a parent, which is unlikely and would definitely be by adoption, I intend to be the exact opposite of my sperm donor, who I only ended up stuck with because mom got her cancer diagnosis as they were finalizing the divorce paperwork. That piece of trash used the way he was raised as an excuse to be a terrible human being when he was even in our lives but I just can't be so petty even if I wanna be, I just can't make any logical sense of it nor does even the concept make me feel any good so obviously continuing the cycle will only prolong my suffering as well. It can be hard to find another way when that's how you were raised and most probably tend to default toward rausing their own kids as they were but it's going to be so worth it and honestly the best way to get back at bad parents imo, don't let pain and bitterness control you, instead become a better person to show them how THEY failed you and how they don't get to control your future. Good luck man, I know you can do it
Not sure on this but Some part of ur phobia's and Trauma is passed on genetically to ur next generation. A mental illness can become a genetic one if it has a precedence in the family and I don't treat Trauma and phobia as mental illnesses but just gave a example of something intangible and within ur mind as a product of environment can become something genetic. My mom has fear of driving a automobile(doesn't mean she can't but avoids subconsciously) and relies on public transport and Cabs due to a couple of accidents she saw during that time. Which also affected me to certain degree since I end up finding excuses to not drive unless it's absolutely necessary and prefer to rely on public transport or a walk if the place is closeby. Or maybe it's just me dunno , gotta wonder why I shared this but here we go.
@@ak-ub1ym I do think there is some precedent to generational trauma although one can't disregard nurture as well since one's parent being afraid of something would make a small child see that as dangerous since they're the big, strong adult that's supposed to protect them. Now... Prey animals defaulting to bite first and ask questions later while predatory animals tend to have a moment of confusion is probably due to where they naturally stand on the food chain and the fact that a prey animal being more prone to violent outbursts could injure or scare away a predator does encourage a possibly genetic disposition to readily biting, though idk with how fast tech evolves how strongly that affects humans since so much changes and doesn't remain a constant for us to develop much of a reflex response to, but it's still interesting to note. This from someone with one parent with serious anxiety and one, parent only by genetics and legal status, who was prone to violence because he was raised by people prone to violence, though alcohol was involved in at least one case so debatable how naturally aggressive they'd be otherwise with that lowering inhibitions. Idk how to tell the exact line between nature and nurture though, all ik for certain is the anxiety issues got passed down but could also be coincidence as that parent wasn't, to my knowledge, affected by negative stimuli growing up but I was so it probably could be inherited or could be learned in my case. Brains are weird meat machines though either way
@@discordiacreates6669 Generally Tech growth doesn't always mean downfall of humans but it's how u take the tech as that decides it like how ppl are building a boogeyman out of chatgpt/AI now but in reality it's just a drafting automation tool for professional artist or concept designers cause they use for the right reasons. And I do agree with ur take since environment does create the precedence with any organism grows up in. But to a certain degree some part of how we see our environment is also passed down to future generations via genetics. As a whole (in america especially) so please don't take this the wrong way but in america we see any cultural / ideas / get so easily commoditized as a product which came out as a product of industrials during WW1 & 2 which progressed the west technologically but not spiritually so the environment built is a commoditized one which is reinforced generationally with all its good & bad aspects , I believe that the way the older generations who lived during that time influenced the ppl so much even the foreigners who settle down in States after marrying one of their own & down a generation or two become more western in connection compared to motherland of the family so this happens both genetically and environmentally.
I love how this entire episode was our man Roanoke pointing out how whoever wrote this CLEARLY had no idea how anything worked. Good job as always man, love the content and have to agree. Someone ever treated my kid that way, chimp mode indeed.
Practically no one who's making movies knows how things work... cars, firearms, humans in stressful situations, humans with trauma, etc. ... the only ones who do, are either nuts of those things (cars, firearms, etc.), or have experienced/know someone who has experienced said thing (trauma, extreme stress, a specific industry, etc.)
@@Nat20streak It's so frustrating because they often end up going out of their way to do things less realistic. For example, in Siege of Jadotville, adding a sniper who didn't exist. They had to write scenes that didn't exist, source a completely new type of weapon for said sniper, and completely change the dynamics of the battle just so, for some unknown reason, they could have a sniper who never existed in the company at Jadotville. And that's for a pretty good movie. Don't even get me started on the shitty ones. I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've seen filmmakers treat PDWs and SMGs like fucking .308 rifles just because they have a stock, or treat an M2 Browning no differently from an M249 because they're both machine guns
"She gets tossed around more than a preacher's daughter at a frat party." My body, i just got out of surgery and im binging you videos in the hospital. Maybe its the meds, but i couldnt hold it together. A nurse had to come in and get me to calm down. I couldnt stop laughing. That joke almost tore some stiches, and ill be stealing it.
I'm glad i'm not the only one who's mother told them crazy stories about how you're gonna get eaten by some monster hanging out in the forest while driving through the boonies of North Georgia. And she wonders why I carry a 10mm force multiplier. #GoodOlGeorgia
I know some people complain about the story summaries. But, honestly the summaries are what brings me to your videos. The non stop jokes are just top tier man!
Frankly, I don’t watch most of the creature features- the plots tend to cause me to lose focus. But I LOVE his analysis. It’s very thought provoking. I need the recaps for context.
The "literally screamed bro at her" literally had me and my boyfriend wheezing! Are those pictures of the monster actual concept drawing or like, "official"? Just curious!
Roanoke describing how he would deal with a drunk threatening his [potential] younglings Roanoke still believing he's Lawful Good instead of Chaotic Good
I will agree that we desperately need to boost literacy, as well as teach the scientific method, mathematics, and history. Some of my favorite memories in school where when the 'bookmobile' arrived. New books were new worlds to explore, new knowledge to absorb. And I could never figure out why some of the horror movie decision-making occurs, save for 'stupidity for the sake of story'
i had some thought about it, and if, in their pov, they are living in a world dominated by science and technology, then surely there shouldn't (emphasis on shouldnt) be any big monster out there eating you alive. therefore, any stupid decisions can be done because "im not a wuss who is afraid of a little darkness" moment, like wandering into the dark woods alone in the middle of the night to try and see where a wolf carcass has gone. which you know, might be reasonable veering on the funny side. like, imagine any decisions you are making that involves going into darkness and the likes, if you imagine yourself inside a monster/horror movie, then you know for a fact you wouldnt be making those decisions (ie, like how these people would act, in their pov). but these people dont have an audience's perspective, like yours, so they wouldnt know that they are characters in a horror/monster movie and would end in a horrific fate for the decisions they've made. albeit id say that people should atleast have some intuition, because shit can feel wrong sometimes. but alas, stupidity for the sake of story
@@smoluwu8676thats not true at all. Theres plenty of movies where the characters make informed decisions based on the situation, even when they fail. Theyre just rare because it requires being good at writing
@@nathanaelhavlik4293 I mean those are great, but if we're just talking firearms, we were wiping out megafauna waaaay before we invented those. Never underestimate a pit trap and some sharpened sticks I guess.
Some have stated it's actually a mutated bat. Saw this movie a few years ago and as much as I like horror movies especially creature flicks this really gave me nightmares. The creature is interesting, wish there was more lore on it.
All I know it looks like a gorilla has. The membrane of a. Flight of a gliding animal and has enough body force to the real fucking ambulance so whatever it hunts either has armor or is very or is like a. Muscle fridge or the protein monster from sweet home. Like when I watched this for the 1st time I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like. When I watched this probably knocked it out like it's probably just there because no if anything. It says when it got hit by fire it's basically in a state of pure pain shock
I can't believe that I literally just took an anthropology class this Spring on human origins, so the fact this video came out during finals week is quite hilarious. I definitely agree with the posibility of it being a primate, as it seems to have a similar tooth pattern (2 incisors 1 canine and it seems like 2 premolars and 2 regular molars). They also seem to have a posterior sagittal crest, which is indicative of a stronger tempora fossa (the muscle that basically controls the jaw, the larger the muscle the more surface it needs to attach to, hence the crest). The skull shape makes me wonder if maybe it was a relative of Paranthropus Robustus instead of H. Habilis, but honestly it really could be either. This was likely also a male, due to the canine size and the crest size. But overall it's build and cranial structure is definitely that of a hominid! This video was absolutely fascinating to watch as always! And apologies for the long comment, I find hominid research fascinating lol.
If I remember correctly the monster is supposed to be based on a cryptid called batsquach. The monster has a thin membrane under its arms that’s hard to see
I'll be honest, my man. I love your content. I love the breakdowns of the movies. I love the humour. I love the science. But by a country mile my favourite thing about this video (and the ruins, as it happens) are when you absolutely cannot stand a character. It's truly glorious
This channel combines coverage of the plots of gnarly creature flicks with in-depth dives into the biology behind their monsters (from a real scientist) all the while carrying a comedic and scholarly tone that is not only funny but greatly informative as well. I can laugh and learn here - love what you're doing here, man. Keep it up! I've been subbed on my main account for a few months now, but I'm doing it on this one too shhh
Roanoke is one of the few "fictional biology" youtubers that seems like he enjoys the things he talks about, whether ironically or not... a lot of the others seem to have the attitude of "this building sized radioactive lizard monster that breathes fire wasn't designed with its cellular respiratory system fully planned out, and I don't want to figure out a way it could potentially overcome the weight it would need to hold up, so therefore it's horrible..." meanwhile Roanoke pulls out relatively obscure biology variations to explain why the alien has glowing green blood.
Imma be honest. The way you analyze fictional monsters in a biological sense is fascinating. I’m pretty sure you attach attributes to these creatures that not even the movie makers even thought of. Yet it somehow still fits what the film makers intended. It’s cool to hear, good work
to add to the humans being cryptids thing, we are also hairless, making us look super diseased and sick but also still able to do everything else mentioned. Id bet the animals tell stories about "what if humans, but not diseased, how horrifying would that be?"
As a Southern native, every time Roanoke describes a messed up story from growing up in the area with questionable parental units I just smile. Growing up in Georgia, the question parental joking extended to marsh-coast line. So in addition to the parental threats of being left as a snack to the monsters near pitch black roads in forested areas, I also got to experience being the joys of my parents and family treating to "feed me to the alligators" (if we were nearer the swamps and marshes) or the sharks (if we were nearer the coast). Georgia! It's a nightmare, which I deeply love.
@@Zetas117 Well, we have a lot of poisonous toads around, but nothing like the Catachan Barking Toad...closest thing we have is the Cane Toad. Just steer clear of the forests and you'll be fine.
I love your content, not only because of the breakdown of the science involved, but also your passion for it. Based on your response to an alcoholic yelling at your sub-adult, I kinda wish you'd been my Dad growing up.
14:22 That's such an interesting perspective that I've never truly thought about. The idea that humans truly are cyptid creatures of eldritch horror to most animals. Exactly as you put it is how we often describe unknowable creatures from myth and folklore. That's so cool to think about, and it really makes perfect sense why animals react so violently or fearfully to us. It also explains why they do so even when we are trying to help them, like freeing a deer when it's suck on a fence or when a seal is caught to remove a plastic tie around its neck. Like imagine being stuck in the woods, isolated, starving, dehydrated, and on the edge of death. Then out in the distance you hear thr horrifying screams of a skinwalker running towards you. You pick up something to try to defend yourself in vain. It suddenly lunges, pinning you down with terrifyingly massive sharp claws and impossibly powerful limbs, and out of nowhere it injects you with some fluids. You keep struggling, crying and screaming, as it starts running off probably taking you to its family to eat you. Finally, though, it drops you off right in front of a populated highway and runs off. And that's it.
Yeah, I wish I could say that I didn't know people like this woman. One of them is a man, to be fair, but I can think of three women that I wouldn't trust in any kind of stressful situation.
I respect those video sponsors lmfao. I grew up in a low income area, as a kid there would be all these awesome books at the book fairs that would happen at my school but I never really had the money to buy them. It's probably why I became such a big collector of manga in my adult years. If kids want to read/enjoy books/just look at the pictures in said books let em'. Books are amazing escapes from reality they can allow any kid or grownup to feel like a noble knight or an adventurer in a different world. So yea just super happy for the people behind that sponsor. Good shit folks!
I dont hear my dreams. As I'm falling asleep, I can actually sense my hearing turn off. I first noticed it as a young kid. In my mid 30s now, it still happens regularly
I think "Attack the Block" movie could be interesting for your channel. Great movie and a lot of possibilities to discuss mating behavior in animals, pheromones and all that.
I'll say this when me and my older brother first Watch this movie we thought it was related to Ben 10 like a Ben 10 horror movie because the monsters looked like a wild mutt. I'll leave that to your imagination and when you see it tell me I'm wrong. They do look like Wild mutt.
You know that feeling when you use a Q-tip in your ears and it just feels soooooo freaking good despite doctors saying it is bad. Roanoke's videos are like that...
the mom just made me sad mostly cause she reminded me of my buddy david right i only know him for about 3 months but he was such a loveable guy who helped me with my trauma he just couldnt stop drinking the poison even though it was killing him and ruining his marriage. note to anybody if your buddy starts trying to give you heirlooms of there like say there old miltary uniform please keep a close eye on em they likely know something wrong and think theyll pass soon.
This was a really good video. Roanoke Gaming, hats off to ya. Love the scientific look into a movie I'll 99.9% probably never see. On a side note. Sammy T's in Huntsville Alabama is the last place I went with my now dead fiance some 15+ years ago. It was a concert/costume contest. My fiance entered the contest as a Catholic school girl and won. She was a Miss Alabama runner up btw. A few short months later she was gone. Sorry, just had to let it out. Just hearing the name of that bar and city brings memories rushing back.
Ty Rono, you just confirmed to me I narrowly avoided death via lack of sleep :D Some years back I worked for a "photo studio" as a techy, and due to me running on 12h/12h shifts I ended up not being able to sleep for about a week and had I not been bailed by a friend, had he not taken my shift so I could return 24 h later I would have ended up not sleeping for 2 weeks and most likely ended up flatlining in the process since at one point I started forgetting what I was supposed to do just as I got out the door! Dark Times, hell of a month that was !
I can totally relate to going off when talking about stuff you're fixated on. Back when I was defending my Bachelor's, I exceeded the time limit by an hour, effectively making the students waiting their turn after me shit bricks. (Got the highest grade tho.)
@@bryantsanchez-carazo5816 I think I might have translated it wrong, in my country (I'm Polish) to get your degree/diploma, in the last year of your studies you have to prepare a project and then present it to a jury of professors, then answer questions. It's called a defence, literally. We don't have a major here, it doesn't work like in the US, you just study the subject you applied for. I studied graphic design and my final project was a series of watercolor illustrations based on Scandinavian folklore plus design of a book about the topic with those illustrations in it. Huh, I only now realised that while I studied something completely different from Roanoke, the subject of my final project kinda is something he could make a video about. Small world.
The intro explains a lot about Roanoke’s psyche; after all, only maniacs choose to study microbiology…. I know this, because I’m one too (We can fit so many mental disorders in these scientists)
As a survivor of "bad parenting" It's always nice to know that the real world doesn't appreciate it. That being said, I'm a heavy drinker, and I'm glad to know that my terrible self-destructive (I don't got no kids) habit makes me less tasty to predators. Long life through intoxication, wooo-hooo!
Hey Roanoke, can you make a video about the vocal cords parasites from MGSV: The Phantom Pain or one about the ghouls or super mutants from the fallout universe?
Sometimes listening to Roanoke trying to bypass RUclips demonetization sounds like an even more depressing version of NewSpeak from 1984. It also got me wondering during the recommending of the child literacy thing at the beginning if he was censoring the word "children" because frankly, with RUclips bots, who knows how to be safe anymore!
Hey Roanoke I just watch EDGERUNNERS (cyberpunk anime) then was deeply influenced to play the the game (was not as bad as it originally came out) has some interesting concepts about mixing cybernetics and the human body. Would love to see a video about it someday. Keep up the great content Big Dawg!!!
Bear with me. Husband doesn't like your show as he says he doesn't like reviews and people bashing movies. I'm like babe he does science, not reviews. Finally got him to sit through. He's a car guy/former mechanic. Now it's he likes the car aspect of your show but is whatever about the science part. Lol. He's the mechanic and I'm the dork. You make a show that works for everyone !
I don't see why anyone would want to skip through half of your videos. Your commentaries never fail to make me laugh. Thanks Roanoke, a rubbish day until I saw your upload. 😊
AH I saw this movie a handful of years ago!!! Always found the creature design to be REALLY neat. Very glad to see you cover this monster! Your videos are always really cool and informative!
That first sentence hit so hard tho. The country roads in the south after dark have always scared the piss out of me. I've broken down in north GA and def thought it was the end, that bigfoot was gonna get me. Don't normally believe in bigfoot but that pitch black darkness triggers all sorts of crazy thoughts!! Btw thank you for raising awareness and funds for childhood literacy!
I don’t know if you look at requests in the comments, Roanoke, but I have a suggestion. Could you do a video on the science of The Fly? It seems up your alley and I am personally interested. :)
Just had to comment and tell you your breakdown of the sleep cycles helped me to put my 2 month old to sleep and stay asleep. Gotta get past that first 7 minutes. Thank you!
the whole "shift it into neutral" will only ever be an issue for someone who has never driven manual... for motorcycles and manual drivers it will be one of those "oh, right, I have a clutch!"
youtube recommended your video talking about shin godzilla, and now I'm at least 15 videos deep into your channel, you've got some amazing videos out there, I really enjoy your humor, your movie summary, and breaking down the biology, the medical side of things, the disease and all the other science side of things in these movies
My thoughts on why the "troll" was taken down but not out by the fire is that it has a similar reaction of "fainting goats" making it panic then the creature locks up causing it to "faint". Fire most likely is its trigger so it doesn't cause cave-ins. Most underground fires are caused by gas build up and leaking into structurally weak areas of caves.
It’s my pleasure! Thank you for making my days easier and making such amazing content for all of us too enjoy I’ll be waiting for the next one papa Roanoke!!🫡🫡🫡
Him: deep sleep makes you hard to wake up Me: in the army where sleeping was non existent and in my citizen life , falls asleep, at any moment someone passed 2 meters away from me , me automatically wakes up in attack mode... Man got to love being mentally fucked like that xD sleep means nothing when I feel probably harmful presence
Hey Roanoke I don’t know if you do tv shows, but a cool one for you to do a breakdown is The Horror, a fictional retelling of the Terror and Erebus ships disappearance in the Arctic, but with a monster in the middle.
Checked this out in a whim a while back. Turned out to really enjoy it, and wanted more when it ended. So to me, that equates to a good(or at least enjoyable) movie.
Man, I can't donate, but damn I love the sponsor! As someone who comes from a place where children don't have a lot of opportunities, I'd definitely help with it! I'm defo sharing this!
Honestly 90% of the reason I watch this is just for the hilarious breakdown of the movies, I've seen other channels do movie breakdowns and they are always boring because there's no adlib of hate or question of why someone would do something so dumb. They always just goe "here's what happened in the movie" and that's it. Roanoke Ageing is the best at movie breakdowns and summaries ❤😂
Thanks for watching guys! The Movies name by the way is "The Monster" and if you would like to support Leap For Literacy, heres the link! Leapforliteracy.org
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Have you stopped explaining the movie first before you get into the science.
you should do super 8
Well giving that it has wing membranes and the way it moves it seems to me to be more bat like than primate a carnivorous hunter that spends most of its time in a cave and given the size would probably means not much flying and more ground movement thus the increased speed aversion to light bats being nocturnal and light instinctively means leave for home or danger predators bigger than you are appearing plus living in a cave only coming out at night to hunt adds fear of the unknown and the structure of the hands and jaw would also indicate a bat like creature that rose to the dominate species in its cave being the largest predator in the cave to start with can help with that plus with small rodents stumbling their way in from time to time could have led to increased growth if larger animals fell through holes at the surface which might be how it leaves the cave by climbing up and out. just a theory.
Don't know about this legality thing but one time on a drive out of south dakota I braked because a vehicle in front of me did and the brakes jerked and stopped working so I pulled over and found little greasy pins that looked like they'd been sheared almost I'm half and called my dad about it and he asked if i thought I could make it home and I replied that i could "as long as a tire doesnt fall off, cut to an hour later my tire comes off while I'm going 75 and I skirt the truck onto the side of the road and it turns out the axel superheated and it just flew off, tow guys pulled us in our truck to the nearest gas station while I waited for a ride from a friend
“Humans are the cryptids of the animal world.” Is a statement that I will never be able to unhear and is just mind boggling.
Also 100% true. I mean we have "magically attacked from a distance" for thousands of years. The earliest reliable data says we had the atlatl for anywhere between 21 and 17 thousand years. 10 to 30 yards doesn't sound like much now but attacking from 30 ft out (10 yards) is insane, no other species can do that.
@@TheLastSane1i don't see how ranged weapons is that scary when sperm whales have sonic blasts and chameleons have wild range with a tongue. Killing things is very much natural. Everything does it. Things like society, religions, and how absolutely monstrously badass at everything we are is the spooky bit
@@Bigolhusk Ah yes, because a deer will certainly know what a whale is and fear a chameleon that's 4 times smaller than them.
@@e.l.studios455 literally eho gives a shit what a deer thinks? Its food. You're just missing or ignoring my point that you can compare "ranged weaponry" to any ranged attack in the animal kingdom and thats not the reason why humans are "cryptids." Also what kind of chameleon have you seen that's a quarter of a deer in size because that's horrifying. Thats like a small komodo dragon.
Scale a chameleon to the size of a human and see how far its natural range is. That's my point.
@@BigolhuskNah, no other animal is able to see a bunch of stones, wood or piece of metal and decides it's a good idea to throw it to hunt other animals as consistently as we do.
It's really worth being called a cryptid over.
Anything else came after that.
Teacher here-PLEASE read books with your kids. It is SO IMPORTANT. Sound words out with them. Have them think about what is happening on the page. I haven't researched the program mentioned in this video, but on the surface it seems great!
Thanks for highlighting it, Roanoke.
As someone who was read horror books by his dad which lead to a long series of early reads, yes. Both my parents were teachers, so reading was never absent. Took me down an interesting road.
Reading with your child helps with bonding, emotional intelligence, and with learning issues. I often read with my nephews and nieces sincer my cousins are not very fond of it. It's like the Simpson scene of an old man reading to children.
I grew up with both parents reading books to me. It sparked my curiosity and will to read at a very young age. People now (in my late 30s) ask me how I come up with so many creative scenarios so quickly. It's all thanks to reading.
i'mma read my kids Phillip K Dick's Ubik, they ain't gonna know what hit em
The scariest thing in this film is the mums incompetence
The absolute WORST!
@Roanoke Gaming which is why, glad she died. Could have swarn she did survive. Guess now. Who cares she dead😂😂😂
At least when it mattered she cared for her daughter, whether or not she should have even had her daughter at that point 😅
Looks like all that alcohol can do that to you.
@@elijahbaker781atleast the mother was truly worthy of the title at the end and proved her love for her daughter was greater then her love for herself.
I can get behind hating terrible parents ever since I was in a specific type of hospital due to a misdiagnosis and let me tell you nothing gets your blood boiling like hearing a "mother" scream at her son through the phone loud enough to hear from outside the room on how he ruined her life and how it's his fault that he's in there
„I ain’t got time to rest in this bed anymore I gotta get up.“ XD Man‘s upset now.
Ovary Protection is fantastic in court. (Seriously the amount of kids who took That Route because their moms wouldn't stop touching them in their sleep or non-stop is fucking insane.)
@@anglepsycho what?
As someone who’s played Skyrim extensively growing up, if I ever saw anything that remotely looks like a frost troll I’d run for my life just like I would in the game
Without a doubt I'd run for the freaking hills. I'll never forgive the grey beards for setting us all up with the frost troll
If you've got an armor build, the frost troll isn't that tough. Still no pushover, sort of like a miniboss, but I've never understood the idea that it's some terrifying, unbeatable threat
@filmandfirearms I use mods nowadays, I just turn into a vampire lord fly up use telekinesis to throw the troll off the mountain
@@Prophet_of_gecko_jesus0001instead of using mods, just play an actually good game in the first place
I kept the fire ball scroll from bleak falls barrow if you don't have anything better plus the Draugur to deal with if you do Alvor's mini smithing tutorial
"welcome to the channel, Roanoke ageing" had me laughing too much. I needed that😂
just wait till I (hopefully) hit my 40s XD
@@RoanokeGaming Bro said: "No guarantee" at this point XD
Bro it was the "Roanoke Car Time" for me lol 😂
Possibly an April's Fools idea?
@@RoanokeGamingwell if you encounter a never before seen monster before you hit your 40s just start with the feet and bring a Roman candle, should be able to reach your goal
"build society, get good"
almost choked on my food at this😂
Skill issue.
This needs to be on a shirt.
I'd buy that shirt. For sure.
This one got me too.
@@bobcharlie2337same 😂😂😂😂
Roanoke slowly unloading his trauma with science and film, you love to see it.
Also as a father you're feelings on defending your offspring is valid as I would also go chimp mode on someone threatening my child.
Another day to learn how weird my parents are (automatically side against me)
@@mortenbund1219 I can relate man I had narcissistic parents
@@TheEngineerYTDSsame lol😅😅
I always say I'll go Mama Bear but a man going chimp mode somehow sounds scarier lol. Love good dads though!
@@JB-bm1to Watch/Play Asura's Wrath.
"As useful as a knitted condom". That was hilarious! I'm going to have to remember that one. 😂😂😂
"If anything, your presence is making it worse." My mom drank and partied too much like Kathy but she still made me feel reassured. I knew if it came down to it she'd take a bullet for me. My late dad should have made me feel safer in a crisis because he was a marine and martial artist but honestly there's a 50/50 chance he'd throw me at the threat to buy himself more of a head start escaping. Anyway I'm going to write my mom a nice text now with a cute sticker.
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it goes to show that one’s true nature always shines through.
did your mom also beat you while her boyfriend of the day screamed at you and threatened you? this is more than just her mom being a shitty mom, shes terribly abusive to the extent that her daughter almost cut her throat one night.
Marines aren’t the brightest creatures
Everytime you asked how she got custody I questioned if you'd ever heard of the US court system. The mother can literally be a drug addicted basket case who says they will murder their own child and still keep custody, a case of that happened in Minnesota recently and the mother did in fact do that.
Sadly very true. Child custody cases are fucked in the US.
Some states are automatically 50/50, at least. But yeah it's fucked that something like parental rights differs so erratically from state to state...I'm from GA, common law marriage isn't allowed here and if my partner and I have kids while unmarried then break up, I would automatically get full custody due to motherhood as long as I'm not a complete disaster and he'd have to battle the courts. (None of that is my plan, of course, but it is totally wild).
Oh and RIP to all the poor babies whose horrible parents (monsters) should have never been left alone with them.
If I had a kid and that happened to them I'd sue the judges for child endangerment
Fr, it’s sad how this can happen…
I seriously love how you put that in the beginning, how we have a choice to end and not pass our trauma onto our offspring. I grew up with an abusive father. One of my biggest goals in life besides becoming a full-time musician is to be a better father than mine ever could have been, and was. My biggest fear would be that I turn into anything, even the smallest bit of that piece of shit.
It ain't easy, but with help and with loved ones, we can get past our traumas, and I personally don't think anything can excuse dropping it on your kids. I would rather die than pass my past on my future kids.
It's a worthy goal, we all fail at one point or another but recognizing it is intrgral! but you sound like you're on the right track to being a good dad my man
Yeah I've come from at least two generations of abusive parents and if I ever become a parent, which is unlikely and would definitely be by adoption, I intend to be the exact opposite of my sperm donor, who I only ended up stuck with because mom got her cancer diagnosis as they were finalizing the divorce paperwork. That piece of trash used the way he was raised as an excuse to be a terrible human being when he was even in our lives but I just can't be so petty even if I wanna be, I just can't make any logical sense of it nor does even the concept make me feel any good so obviously continuing the cycle will only prolong my suffering as well. It can be hard to find another way when that's how you were raised and most probably tend to default toward rausing their own kids as they were but it's going to be so worth it and honestly the best way to get back at bad parents imo, don't let pain and bitterness control you, instead become a better person to show them how THEY failed you and how they don't get to control your future. Good luck man, I know you can do it
Not sure on this but Some part of ur phobia's and Trauma is passed on genetically to ur next generation.
A mental illness can become a genetic one if it has a precedence in the family
and I don't treat Trauma and phobia as mental illnesses but just gave a example of something intangible and within ur mind as a product of environment can become something genetic.
My mom has fear of driving a automobile(doesn't mean she can't but avoids subconsciously) and relies on public transport and Cabs due to a couple of accidents she saw during that time.
Which also affected me to certain degree since I end up finding excuses to not drive unless it's absolutely necessary and prefer to rely on public transport or a walk if the place is closeby.
Or maybe it's just me dunno , gotta wonder why I shared this but here we go.
@@ak-ub1ym I do think there is some precedent to generational trauma although one can't disregard nurture as well since one's parent being afraid of something would make a small child see that as dangerous since they're the big, strong adult that's supposed to protect them. Now... Prey animals defaulting to bite first and ask questions later while predatory animals tend to have a moment of confusion is probably due to where they naturally stand on the food chain and the fact that a prey animal being more prone to violent outbursts could injure or scare away a predator does encourage a possibly genetic disposition to readily biting, though idk with how fast tech evolves how strongly that affects humans since so much changes and doesn't remain a constant for us to develop much of a reflex response to, but it's still interesting to note. This from someone with one parent with serious anxiety and one, parent only by genetics and legal status, who was prone to violence because he was raised by people prone to violence, though alcohol was involved in at least one case so debatable how naturally aggressive they'd be otherwise with that lowering inhibitions. Idk how to tell the exact line between nature and nurture though, all ik for certain is the anxiety issues got passed down but could also be coincidence as that parent wasn't, to my knowledge, affected by negative stimuli growing up but I was so it probably could be inherited or could be learned in my case. Brains are weird meat machines though either way
@@discordiacreates6669 Generally Tech growth doesn't always mean downfall of humans but it's how u take the tech as that decides it like how ppl are building a boogeyman out of chatgpt/AI now but in reality it's just a drafting automation tool for professional artist or concept designers cause they use for the right reasons.
And I do agree with ur take since environment does create the precedence with any organism grows up in. But to a certain degree some part of how we see our environment is also passed down to future generations via genetics.
As a whole (in america especially) so please don't take this the wrong way but in america we see any cultural / ideas / get so easily commoditized as a product which came out as a product of industrials during WW1 & 2 which progressed the west technologically but not spiritually so the environment built is a commoditized one which is reinforced generationally with all its good & bad aspects ,
I believe that the way the older generations who lived during that time influenced the ppl so much even the foreigners who settle down in States after marrying one of their own & down a generation or two become more western in connection compared to motherland of the family so this happens both genetically and environmentally.
I love how this entire episode was our man Roanoke pointing out how whoever wrote this CLEARLY had no idea how anything worked. Good job as always man, love the content and have to agree. Someone ever treated my kid that way, chimp mode indeed.
No one in Hollywood understands common sense, especially horror movies.
They also have 0 parenting skills so this checks out
Practically no one who's making movies knows how things work... cars, firearms, humans in stressful situations, humans with trauma, etc. ... the only ones who do, are either nuts of those things (cars, firearms, etc.), or have experienced/know someone who has experienced said thing (trauma, extreme stress, a specific industry, etc.)
@@Nat20streak It's so frustrating because they often end up going out of their way to do things less realistic. For example, in Siege of Jadotville, adding a sniper who didn't exist. They had to write scenes that didn't exist, source a completely new type of weapon for said sniper, and completely change the dynamics of the battle just so, for some unknown reason, they could have a sniper who never existed in the company at Jadotville. And that's for a pretty good movie. Don't even get me started on the shitty ones. I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've seen filmmakers treat PDWs and SMGs like fucking .308 rifles just because they have a stock, or treat an M2 Browning no differently from an M249 because they're both machine guns
Except, apparently, decorticate posturing, which is a detail I would never expect to see in film.
I love what you said about the ambulance scene. Been at it 10 years and yes. We would have loaded that girl and floored it out if there lol
They dumb paramedics down in the movies because they have too 😂 the will to live is stronk amongst them
@@RoanokeGaming The will to live is the strong and the tolerance for bullshit is non existent
"She gets tossed around more than a preacher's daughter at a frat party." My body, i just got out of surgery and im binging you videos in the hospital. Maybe its the meds, but i couldnt hold it together. A nurse had to come in and get me to calm down. I couldnt stop laughing. That joke almost tore some stiches, and ill be stealing it.
I'm glad i'm not the only one who's mother told them crazy stories about how you're gonna get eaten by some monster hanging out in the forest while driving through the boonies of North Georgia. And she wonders why I carry a 10mm force multiplier. #GoodOlGeorgia
My dad is the GOAT at that stories haha
No such thing as over kill
I don't call them Force Multipliers. I call them "Cordless Hole Punchers"
@@derwolfgaming7775 I call them “Weaponized Stablers”
My family didn't do that, I suspect because we lived in a wooded area and they didn't want scared kids waking them up at night.
Skibidi was the last word I thought I’d see on a Roanoke video title.
la bibbida bibba dum
Zoinks
What a time to be alive!
Much less in all caps.
Everytime I see skibidi I think of toilets
I know some people complain about the story summaries. But, honestly the summaries are what brings me to your videos. The non stop jokes are just top tier man!
They're comedy gold, especially with all the RUclips censorship workarounds.
Frankly, I don’t watch most of the creature features- the plots tend to cause me to lose focus. But I LOVE his analysis. It’s very thought provoking. I need the recaps for context.
I don't remember how I stumbled upon this channel, but the summaries are the reason I stayed.
I definitely recommend Big Will Brutality Of series then
Currently watching his videos but skipping their science parts. Maybe except this one.
The "literally screamed bro at her" literally had me and my boyfriend wheezing! Are those pictures of the monster actual concept drawing or like, "official"? Just curious!
Are you talking about the Frost Troll from Skyrim? The game that has been released 12 times on every gaming device possible
The fact that you and your boyfriend watch his video together is wholesome and hilarious
Roanoke describing how he would deal with a drunk threatening his [potential] younglings
Roanoke still believing he's Lawful Good instead of Chaotic Good
Humanities greatest weapon against predators, pointing bright lights in their eyes, mildly annoying them.
Soon, humanity will create lasguns and use them to light the darkness in the galaxy.
that and throwing things at them is weirdly effective...
until it isn't
@@alicepbg2042 Most human weapons basically boil down to just throwing a thing at the target
Don’t fix what ain’t broken.
@@AntiKira20FOR THE EMPEROR
I will agree that we desperately need to boost literacy, as well as teach the scientific method, mathematics, and history. Some of my favorite memories in school where when the 'bookmobile' arrived. New books were new worlds to explore, new knowledge to absorb. And I could never figure out why some of the horror movie decision-making occurs, save for 'stupidity for the sake of story'
Absolutely some important stuff! I am just happy I am in a position to give it exposure, and yah the absolutely worst decisions imaginable
i had some thought about it, and if, in their pov, they are living in a world dominated by science and technology, then surely there shouldn't (emphasis on shouldnt) be any big monster out there eating you alive. therefore, any stupid decisions can be done because "im not a wuss who is afraid of a little darkness" moment, like wandering into the dark woods alone in the middle of the night to try and see where a wolf carcass has gone. which you know, might be reasonable veering on the funny side. like, imagine any decisions you are making that involves going into darkness and the likes, if you imagine yourself inside a monster/horror movie, then you know for a fact you wouldnt be making those decisions (ie, like how these people would act, in their pov). but these people dont have an audience's perspective, like yours, so they wouldnt know that they are characters in a horror/monster movie and would end in a horrific fate for the decisions they've made. albeit id say that people should atleast have some intuition, because shit can feel wrong sometimes. but alas, stupidity for the sake of story
i said all that but also movies and dumb decisions go hand in hand lol. wouldnt have movies if the decisions arent complete stupid
Ngl same my fave memories when i was little was when the library would sell old books, and the book faire at school
@@smoluwu8676thats not true at all. Theres plenty of movies where the characters make informed decisions based on the situation, even when they fail. Theyre just rare because it requires being good at writing
I’m glad you are showing off the leap for literacy, that’s amazing !
Happy to be in a position that I can do that!
“Snackrifice” should really be used more often in action/horror communities. 😂
One of my favorite quotes, "When it comes to protecting those I love I will let nothing stop me. Not even my conscience."
It's good to see reading advocacy. I grew up an orphan and one of the few escapes I had was reading. I would read anything.
One of the most important skills I think a person can develop honestly
I also grew up being an orphan and yes reading is a godsend.
> Violently pro human
> Violently pro his own child
It’s no wonder you can’t be in a horror movie, you’d win, and too easily to boot.
Our species is quite unique, its why we own this rock ᕙ(▀̿ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)ᕗ
@@RoanokeGaming Hey, we turned one our biggest competitors into our best friend. Gotta love that one.
Don't forget violently pro force-multiplier.
@@nathanaelhavlik4293 I mean those are great, but if we're just talking firearms, we were wiping out megafauna waaaay before we invented those. Never underestimate a pit trap and some sharpened sticks I guess.
@@brettwood1351 pointy sticks are truly the superior weapon.
Some have stated it's actually a mutated bat. Saw this movie a few years ago and as much as I like horror movies especially creature flicks this really gave me nightmares. The creature is interesting, wish there was more lore on it.
All I know it looks like a gorilla has. The membrane of a. Flight of a gliding animal and has enough body force to the real fucking ambulance so whatever it hunts either has armor or is very or is like a. Muscle fridge or the protein monster from sweet home. Like when I watched this for the 1st time I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like. When I watched this probably knocked it out like it's probably just there because no if anything. It says when it got hit by fire it's basically in a state of pure pain shock
That was my thought too the moment I saw the wings
@@drakobloodwing540 and they way it stalks prey is haunting af.
Yeah looking at it with it's wings out it's clearly based on a bat.
Are you alright Drako? O_O
I can't believe that I literally just took an anthropology class this Spring on human origins, so the fact this video came out during finals week is quite hilarious. I definitely agree with the posibility of it being a primate, as it seems to have a similar tooth pattern (2 incisors 1 canine and it seems like 2 premolars and 2 regular molars). They also seem to have a posterior sagittal crest, which is indicative of a stronger tempora fossa (the muscle that basically controls the jaw, the larger the muscle the more surface it needs to attach to, hence the crest). The skull shape makes me wonder if maybe it was a relative of Paranthropus Robustus instead of H. Habilis, but honestly it really could be either. This was likely also a male, due to the canine size and the crest size. But overall it's build and cranial structure is definitely that of a hominid!
This video was absolutely fascinating to watch as always! And apologies for the long comment, I find hominid research fascinating lol.
Although that does make me wonder how it got to the Americas, especially since both Paranthropus and Habilis were regionally based around Africa/Asia.
So, why this one have no lips, where are advantages?
You may have apologized but you forgot to add "no hominid"
Man I love Spicy Roanoke, every time a character’s either a shitty parent or a cheater the sass comes out full force and I’m here for it 😂😂😂
If I remember correctly the monster is supposed to be based on a cryptid called batsquach. The monster has a thin membrane under its arms that’s hard to see
HAH i knew it looked pretty batlike in the concept art. Mix that with the primate part and the name makes a lot of sense.
I'll be honest, my man. I love your content. I love the breakdowns of the movies. I love the humour. I love the science. But by a country mile my favourite thing about this video (and the ruins, as it happens) are when you absolutely cannot stand a character. It's truly glorious
This channel combines coverage of the plots of gnarly creature flicks with in-depth dives into the biology behind their monsters (from a real scientist) all the while carrying a comedic and scholarly tone that is not only funny but greatly informative as well. I can laugh and learn here - love what you're doing here, man. Keep it up! I've been subbed on my main account for a few months now, but I'm doing it on this one too shhh
I will never understand why RUclips has it out for this guy. Roanoke is amazing.
Roanoke is one of the few "fictional biology" youtubers that seems like he enjoys the things he talks about, whether ironically or not... a lot of the others seem to have the attitude of "this building sized radioactive lizard monster that breathes fire wasn't designed with its cellular respiratory system fully planned out, and I don't want to figure out a way it could potentially overcome the weight it would need to hold up, so therefore it's horrible..." meanwhile Roanoke pulls out relatively obscure biology variations to explain why the alien has glowing green blood.
Imma be honest. The way you analyze fictional monsters in a biological sense is fascinating. I’m pretty sure you attach attributes to these creatures that not even the movie makers even thought of. Yet it somehow still fits what the film makers intended. It’s cool to hear, good work
RG: donations to give younglings books.
Anakin Skywalker: what kinda nonsense is this.
to add to the humans being cryptids thing, we are also hairless, making us look super diseased and sick but also still able to do everything else mentioned. Id bet the animals tell stories about "what if humans, but not diseased, how horrifying would that be?"
And then a chimpanzee enters the room and everyone gets tfo.
As a Southern native, every time Roanoke describes a messed up story from growing up in the area with questionable parental units I just smile.
Growing up in Georgia, the question parental joking extended to marsh-coast line. So in addition to the parental threats of being left as a snack to the monsters near pitch black roads in forested areas, I also got to experience being the joys of my parents and family treating to "feed me to the alligators" (if we were nearer the swamps and marshes) or the sharks (if we were nearer the coast).
Georgia! It's a nightmare, which I deeply love.
Georgia is a Southern Version of Catachan, and nothing can convince me otherwise.
@@AntiKira20 Annndd now i have a horrible vision of Barking Toads being a real thing, whelp now i'm horrified.
@@Zetas117 Well, we have a lot of poisonous toads around, but nothing like the Catachan Barking Toad...closest thing we have is the Cane Toad. Just steer clear of the forests and you'll be fine.
Listening to him bash the mother the entire video had me laughing so much.
I love your content, not only because of the breakdown of the science involved, but also your passion for it. Based on your response to an alcoholic yelling at your sub-adult, I kinda wish you'd been my Dad growing up.
14:22 That's such an interesting perspective that I've never truly thought about. The idea that humans truly are cyptid creatures of eldritch horror to most animals. Exactly as you put it is how we often describe unknowable creatures from myth and folklore. That's so cool to think about, and it really makes perfect sense why animals react so violently or fearfully to us. It also explains why they do so even when we are trying to help them, like freeing a deer when it's suck on a fence or when a seal is caught to remove a plastic tie around its neck.
Like imagine being stuck in the woods, isolated, starving, dehydrated, and on the edge of death. Then out in the distance you hear thr horrifying screams of a skinwalker running towards you. You pick up something to try to defend yourself in vain. It suddenly lunges, pinning you down with terrifyingly massive sharp claws and impossibly powerful limbs, and out of nowhere it injects you with some fluids. You keep struggling, crying and screaming, as it starts running off probably taking you to its family to eat you. Finally, though, it drops you off right in front of a populated highway and runs off. And that's it.
Yeah, I wish I could say that I didn't know people like this woman. One of them is a man, to be fair, but I can think of three women that I wouldn't trust in any kind of stressful situation.
I know someone like this woman to be honest, fairly horrific but hey, we are all here!
The tip for a runaway car is actually super helpful, once again, thank you Roanoke. Time stamp 12:17
Life lessons with papa roanoke, once again.
Honestly happy to watch your videos helps distract me from what’s currently happening love your work bud.
I Hope everything is alright over there bro!
Nice Jeff Smurf icon.
Fun fact, some mother-daughter pairs can look like sisters. My mom and i were once asked if we were sisters at some point
I respect those video sponsors lmfao. I grew up in a low income area, as a kid there would be all these awesome books at the book fairs that would happen at my school but I never really had the money to buy them. It's probably why I became such a big collector of manga in my adult years.
If kids want to read/enjoy books/just look at the pictures in said books let em'. Books are amazing escapes from reality they can allow any kid or grownup to feel like a noble knight or an adventurer in a different world.
So yea just super happy for the people behind that sponsor. Good shit folks!
I dont hear my dreams. As I'm falling asleep, I can actually sense my hearing turn off. I first noticed it as a young kid. In my mid 30s now, it still happens regularly
Hey Roanoke, have you thought of going over the creatures in the Riddick movies? Like the bioraptors or mud demons? That'd be pretty neat!
He already has
@@mud4309Why you lyin?
The monster in the tree line is good. We had the road hog who stalks and eats crying and loud children on road trips.
"SNACKRIFICE"?!? Bleddy brilliant! I was in stitches.
"About as useful as a knitted condom." That's an amazing insult.
I think "Attack the Block" movie could be interesting for your channel. Great movie and a lot of possibilities to discuss mating behavior in animals, pheromones and all that.
Ill check that out!
I'll say this when me and my older brother first Watch this movie we thought it was related to Ben 10 like a Ben 10 horror movie because the monsters looked like a wild mutt. I'll leave that to your imagination and when you see it tell me I'm wrong. They do look like Wild mutt.
Is that the one with the creatures with glowing teeth and vantablack fur??
3am, woke up for a piss in the middle of the night and now I'm being forced to watch a brand new high quality Roanoke upload
thanks bby ;)
“If it takes out the mum, at least Lizzie has the good parent left.” That got a genuine loud laugh outta me, damn that’s good
You know that feeling when you use a Q-tip in your ears and it just feels soooooo freaking good despite doctors saying it is bad.
Roanoke's videos are like that...
“Watching them menacingly, just standing there” love it lol
“She’s already a bad mother, might as well solidify that” 😂😂
Roanoke's pride for the human race will forever make me laugh and smile happily.
I’ve been trying to find this movie for ages and I’m so happy you did a video about it
It almost looks like a Varghulf from Warhammer. It's like a giant vampire bat with primate physiology and the size of a small box truck.
the mom just made me sad mostly cause she reminded me of my buddy david right i only know him for about 3 months but he was such a loveable guy who helped me with my trauma he just couldnt stop drinking the poison even though it was killing him and ruining his marriage.
note to anybody if your buddy starts trying to give you heirlooms of there like say there old miltary uniform please keep a close eye on em they likely know something wrong and think theyll pass soon.
What a great movie this was. I need more, new monster movies plz thx
looking for some more!
This was a really good video. Roanoke Gaming, hats off to ya. Love the scientific look into a movie I'll 99.9% probably never see.
On a side note. Sammy T's in Huntsville Alabama is the last place I went with my now dead fiance some 15+ years ago. It was a concert/costume contest. My fiance entered the contest as a Catholic school girl and won. She was a Miss Alabama runner up btw. A few short months later she was gone. Sorry, just had to let it out. Just hearing the name of that bar and city brings memories rushing back.
Ty Rono, you just confirmed to me I narrowly avoided death via lack of sleep :D
Some years back I worked for a "photo studio" as a techy, and due to me running on 12h/12h shifts I ended up not being able to sleep for about a week and had I not been bailed by a friend, had he not taken my shift so I could return 24 h later I would have ended up not sleeping for 2 weeks and most likely ended up flatlining in the process since at one point I started forgetting what I was supposed to do just as I got out the door!
Dark Times, hell of a month that was !
I sure do love your breakfown of films. Never once hit the timestamp to skip anything! It makes me happy when you laugh as reviewing!
I can totally relate to going off when talking about stuff you're fixated on. Back when I was defending my Bachelor's, I exceeded the time limit by an hour, effectively making the students waiting their turn after me shit bricks. (Got the highest grade tho.)
Wait wait wait, defending your bachelor's degree? What did you major in and why did you have to defend it?
@@bryantsanchez-carazo5816 I think I might have translated it wrong, in my country (I'm Polish) to get your degree/diploma, in the last year of your studies you have to prepare a project and then present it to a jury of professors, then answer questions. It's called a defence, literally. We don't have a major here, it doesn't work like in the US, you just study the subject you applied for. I studied graphic design and my final project was a series of watercolor illustrations based on Scandinavian folklore plus design of a book about the topic with those illustrations in it.
Huh, I only now realised that while I studied something completely different from Roanoke, the subject of my final project kinda is something he could make a video about. Small world.
Whoah, here if I surpass just some minutes from the time limit, it's an instant zero and it's ANOTHER YEAR preparing the defense of my work.
The intro explains a lot about Roanoke’s psyche; after all, only maniacs choose to study microbiology…. I know this, because I’m one too
(We can fit so many mental disorders in these scientists)
the lab was a hell of a place Ill tell you that XD
@@RoanokeGaming you should try working in a government lab here in Africa…. It’s a different kind of hell
*Slaps scientist*
You can fit so many mental disorders in this badboy
@@chaoseater7842 That's wonderful. Thank you for making me laugh.
"Build Society, Get good" I laughed so hard.
As a survivor of "bad parenting" It's always nice to know that the real world doesn't appreciate it. That being said, I'm a heavy drinker, and I'm glad to know that my terrible self-destructive (I don't got no kids) habit makes me less tasty to predators. Long life through intoxication, wooo-hooo!
Hey Roanoke, can you make a video about the vocal cords parasites from MGSV: The Phantom Pain or one about the ghouls or super mutants from the fallout universe?
I can take a look!
You should make a Playlist of all the bad parents in your videos. I thoroughly enjoy watching you flame them. Lol
always a good day when the foot lord uploads
thanks brother XD
“As useful as a knitted condom”
My favorite simile of yours lately 😂👍🏼
Yeah, I don't think it's dead. Really glad you covered this movie though. :)
Sometimes listening to Roanoke trying to bypass RUclips demonetization sounds like an even more depressing version of NewSpeak from 1984. It also got me wondering during the recommending of the child literacy thing at the beginning if he was censoring the word "children" because frankly, with RUclips bots, who knows how to be safe anymore!
It's simultaneously hilarious and depressing.
Hey Roanoke I just watch EDGERUNNERS (cyberpunk anime) then was deeply influenced to play the the game (was not as bad as it originally came out) has some interesting concepts about mixing cybernetics and the human body. Would love to see a video about it someday. Keep up the great content Big Dawg!!!
the game is more about a heist go wrong. The main theme is there, how aimless ambitions destroys the protagonist and shatters everyone's dreams
Bear with me. Husband doesn't like your show as he says he doesn't like reviews and people bashing movies. I'm like babe he does science, not reviews. Finally got him to sit through. He's a car guy/former mechanic. Now it's he likes the car aspect of your show but is whatever about the science part. Lol. He's the mechanic and I'm the dork. You make a show that works for everyone !
I don't see why anyone would want to skip through half of your videos. Your commentaries never fail to make me laugh. Thanks Roanoke, a rubbish day until I saw your upload. 😊
Can't wait to get my first car and Roanoke to inadvertently save my life.
I like when you explain the phenomenon/monster while you're talking about the synopsis. It makes the whole synopsis much more interesting!
AH I saw this movie a handful of years ago!!! Always found the creature design to be REALLY neat. Very glad to see you cover this monster! Your videos are always really cool and informative!
That first sentence hit so hard tho. The country roads in the south after dark have always scared the piss out of me. I've broken down in north GA and def thought it was the end, that bigfoot was gonna get me. Don't normally believe in bigfoot but that pitch black darkness triggers all sorts of crazy thoughts!! Btw thank you for raising awareness and funds for childhood literacy!
Should watch "abominable". Big foot horror movie. Old movie, but not too too old.
I don’t know if you look at requests in the comments, Roanoke, but I have a suggestion. Could you do a video on the science of The Fly? It seems up your alley and I am personally interested. :)
Just had to comment and tell you your breakdown of the sleep cycles helped me to put my 2 month old to sleep and stay asleep. Gotta get past that first 7 minutes. Thank you!
the whole "shift it into neutral" will only ever be an issue for someone who has never driven manual... for motorcycles and manual drivers it will be one of those "oh, right, I have a clutch!"
Imagine being killed by something called the skibidi though pretty embarrassing that’s like getting killed by slow zombies
worst fate imaginable XD
Roanoke always making washing dishes easier
Fantastic!
youtube recommended your video talking about shin godzilla, and now I'm at least 15 videos deep into your channel, you've got some amazing videos out there, I really enjoy your humor, your movie summary, and breaking down the biology, the medical side of things, the disease and all the other science side of things in these movies
My thoughts on why the "troll" was taken down but not out by the fire is that it has a similar reaction of "fainting goats" making it panic then the creature locks up causing it to "faint". Fire most likely is its trigger so it doesn't cause cave-ins. Most underground fires are caused by gas build up and leaking into structurally weak areas of caves.
Back for another one thank god we got you Roanoke ❤
I appreciate you watching my man!
It’s my pleasure! Thank you for making my days easier and making such amazing content for all of us too enjoy I’ll be waiting for the next one papa Roanoke!!🫡🫡🫡
Him: deep sleep makes you hard to wake up
Me: in the army where sleeping was non existent and in my citizen life , falls asleep, at any moment someone passed 2 meters away from me , me automatically wakes up in attack mode...
Man got to love being mentally fucked like that xD sleep means nothing when I feel probably harmful presence
So basically my sleep schedule is fucked, thanks old man Roanoke!!
*Definitely a mother of all time.*
Hey Roanoke I don’t know if you do tv shows, but a cool one for you to do a breakdown is The Horror, a fictional retelling of the Terror and Erebus ships disappearance in the Arctic, but with a monster in the middle.
When you were describing trolls you forgot the most notable trait: a cow tail
Checked this out in a whim a while back. Turned out to really enjoy it, and wanted more when it ended. So to me, that equates to a good(or at least enjoyable) movie.
Man, I can't donate, but damn I love the sponsor! As someone who comes from a place where children don't have a lot of opportunities, I'd definitely help with it! I'm defo sharing this!
As per usual, a great video that we all can enjoy 🤩 Thank you for sharing!
Leap for literacy sounds like an amazing program!
Honestly 90% of the reason I watch this is just for the hilarious breakdown of the movies, I've seen other channels do movie breakdowns and they are always boring because there's no adlib of hate or question of why someone would do something so dumb. They always just goe "here's what happened in the movie" and that's it. Roanoke Ageing is the best at movie breakdowns and summaries ❤😂