X: "Nikocado, you're so fat, you're probably the fattest person in the world, on RUclips you post a lot of videos where you say you want to lose weight and that you have lost weight, but you will never be thin ahahaha". Nikocado Avocado:
True, i actually wanted to be a doctor and i am here with bone cancer in the hospital having chemo sessions and hoping it will get good considering its stage 1
The Drunk Driver: The Sussy White Minivan: James Charles: Minecraft RUclipsrs who hit 10mil subs: The Politicians who worked with Jeffrey Epstein before: The Discord Mod:
Isaac Newton Chilling
That one apple:
Thats a good thing actually lmao
@@andromeda1561🤓🤓🤓
BRO......
@@Tapzye🎉🎉😊🎉
Oil : exists
Usa :
USA Knows What The *Boom Boom* Mean
This isnt even true
@@deusvultenjoyer8109 it kinda is if ur thinking about iraq
@@deusvultenjoyer8109 Ok. I guess the Persian Gulf War was a figment of my imagination
@@RIP_ZYZZ1738 the whole reason the us came to the middle east was for isreal national security
Privacy : exists
Parents :
BROOO THİS İS THE BEST XDD
Original
Fr
Thats why murder exist
It’s their house not yours lol
Toddlers:Playing in the playground
Pitbull named princess:
She's nice nah have a pit bull she don't bite
I have to damn near suppress the Intrusive Reactions because I almost Caved in a Kids skull once
All of that because he broke my Jacket Zipper
@@ShecriedhecriedIcried Dayum i hope your jacket zipper is fine
@@imjustherewastaken "she don't bite"
And the Pitbull sister named sweety cupcakes
"sir she's 4 years old"
edp445:
Bro this is the best one
tf is edp445
@@zimi_edits best not to know
@@zimi_edits pedophile
@@zimi_edits it’s a pedophile that used to be a loved RUclipsr
Twin towers: chillin
Bush:
💀💀💀💀💀💀
The two planes:
"they hit the second tower"
W
@@Random_.they were 6 or 7
Japanese kid : I want to grow up and help many people
Little boy :
A ship sailing
*BANZAI*
Fat man right after : 🌚🌚
Little bomb
The Americans:
Pov: Hiroshima
Doctor: Sir you have dementia
Me: *I don't remember asking*
XD
Not only did bro hit the the doctor with the I didn’t ask, the dementia also kicked in as he didn’t remember asking
@@vonnhh but i dont remember asking
@@pollos1 yeah the dementia kicked in
Definitely that one Muichiro moment
"please ..im 12.."
Ted Bundy's honest reaction:
MY HONEST REACTION 😏
Try gummy bear surprise
OH NY GAHHH
Epstein's honest reaction:
@@NEEDMONEYFORCORVETTES damn son
Pans: exist
Pansexuals:
That thing is gonna need a hole 🗿
Yoooooo
as a pan i can confirm that ive beeen impregnated by 7 pansexuals
My honest erection to unoriginal jokes
@@p9ra Damn 💀
Food : exists
Nickocado avocado:
This hits so different after "two steps ahead" lol
X: "Nikocado, you're so fat, you're probably the fattest person in the world, on RUclips you post a lot of videos where you say you want to lose weight and that you have lost weight, but you will never be thin ahahaha".
Nikocado Avocado:
Mr.Beast: "We are doing so well right now"
Chris:
Hitler: “Everything is going well.”
Japan:
@@ancientegyptiMusolini:
@@ancientegyptiRussia:
@@ancientegypti D-Day landings:
@@ancientegyptiRussian winter:
School: exist
Quiet kid:
april 20th 1999:
@@clausabyt oh naahh that's a foul bro
"A 5 yr old boy beats stage 4 cancer"
Goku :
broo 💀
Can he beat Goku tho
Hey! Kid!! I just wanna talk!
Funny thing is, Goku might die from cancer himself
Sailor Moon:
"When I grow up I wanna be an astronaut!"
The pitbull named Cupcake(she doesn't bite):
Congratulations on becoming a veterinarian!
4 year olds: *exists*
Pitbull named Sparkles:
Just more protein for my angel princess
-👩🏼
@@positivedud4961 Also more calcium for the Bone
Kid: finally i can beat cancer.
Avengers cast:
Lol
Goku:
Grandma: I survived ww1 and ww2
Stairs:
A chemistry teacher having a normal life
Cancer:
Say my name
You're AdanH
Relatable
@@0_pazone drug addict kid named pinkman:
@@bigbootylatinainbound you mean adhanHburg
Theaters: exist
John Wilkes Booth:
"Hes behind me isnt he?"
Me: I can't wait to buy a house when i grow up!
Bills, work, no bitchest:
tax:
Depression:
Inflation:
Jewish people: We are chosen by God!
God during 1934:
Stole
Its god during 1939- 1945
@@dubroxi no it’s during 1933-1945 it’s made by oogwgay
He did a little trolling
Even if you called it as a joke its not an excuse tho its mocking
"A homeless Man that is starving stole 5 dollars from a bank to buy a loaf of bread"
Batman:
Thats messed up 💀💀💀
Engineers: We built the World Trade Center in 2 decades!
Bin Laden:
Chris Hemsworth: Yay I can become Thor
Alzheimer’s:
Shii bro chill 🤣🤣🤣
Nah💀
True, i actually wanted to be a doctor and i am here with bone cancer in the hospital having chemo sessions and hoping it will get good considering its stage 1
Damn. I hope things turn out well for you.
Respectfully I don’t care
I’m joking hope you get better
@@mohammedkanaan7428 imagine a muslim tryna joke bout cancer
with all due respect hope you get better.
@@100_focus bro what does he being a muslim have to do with anything
Them: Technoblade never dies!!
:
👁💀👁
Nah💀
Hecks nah💀
😂
AY☠️☠️
Japanese kid: I want to be a doctor and help people!
A gentleman named Major Charles Sweetney on his way to drop a little gift to Japan:
He dropped the Lil' boy and the fat man to the fortnite battle map: Japan edition
@@Leansfr bruh thats little boy 🤦
@@Omega_16090 oh damn, mb
That was one bombasticly good present
Charles Sweeney dropped fat man on nagasaki and paul tibbets dropped little boy on hiroshima
Kid: I want to become a cardiologist!
Heart Failure:
ironic
A mother of 8 steals an apple to feed her kids*
Batman:
Elderly people hoping to live their full life
Stairs :
When I grow up I want-
Kidnappers:
The pitbull named princess:
Nah💀
neighbors got a shitbull named sugar plum. he is a bit sillay
@@cardiacarrest2429 nah he wont bite
@@arnavgajbhiye939 only cause im not 7
The Drunk Driver:
The Sussy White Minivan:
James Charles:
Minecraft RUclipsrs who hit 10mil subs:
The Politicians who worked with Jeffrey Epstein before:
The Discord Mod:
What comes after ak??
The 47:
What come before 47
The AK:
What is rhymes with lock?
The hood kid and weird kid:
@@JRzby242 coc-
@@JRzby242 glock
Check out Richard Montbleau❤
Sir you cant dip your balls in the soda machine
My reaction:
Thanos watching Sunrise on a Grateful Universe*
Captain Marvel:
Cashiers:exist
Karen’s:
legos exists
infants:
Student: Finally I can re-
69 pages of homework:
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be laughing at this shit but LMAO I just can't stop laughing
W aizen pfp
2 tall buildings: exist
Airplane :
serbian dancing lady **exist**
that drunk russian gangs:
Life: exists
Emos:
Kids in the library enjoying themselves
April 20th 1999:
BRO💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀 "Im dead"
That'd mess up
Bro you wildin’ 💀💀
👁👄👁
Passengers: This Vacation is gonna be awesome, I cannot wait!
The Blue 747 coming down the runway:
💀💀
Bro got that mailman rizz 😂
Ukrainian kid: When i grow up i want to be-
Russian missile:
My honest reaction to the reaction I just reacted to:🗿
US Government: We just lost TRILLIONS, and I mean TRILLIONS of dollars, what do we do?
The World Trade Center:
The Pentagon:
😂😂😅
Song: Luxury - Azealia Banks (slowed)
Drunk Drivers:
Streamer: Playing Harry Potter game
Twitter user:
"let's come inside class now"
kid named class now :
💀💀💀
"Kid named let's"
pizzaboy : sir here's your order, bon appetit.
*jeffrey dahmer* :
People with glasess : Exist
Pol pot :
☠️
+people who speak french
Nagasaki and hiroshima people in 1945 : exist
Little boy & Fat man :
"I'm a man, are you stupid? I can't get pregnant"
My honest reaction:
have you tried?
Have yout tried it tho?
This remind me of that guy from outlast dlc💀
I don't know why people are asking you if you tried, But did you ?
Walmart : "Nuclear weapons sale -50%"
Kim Jon Un :
When a fatherless child is winning argument
Me :
Grandpa: “I survived ww2 and fought two bears”
The flight of stairs:
3 years old Toddlers:Casually chilling
A 300Pound Pitbull named Princess:
Cherynobyl 1986: *exists*
Nuclear gas leak:
"Your art sucks"
That one Austrian Painter:
Wit silly moustache
"please i dont wanna die Im too young"
jeffrey epstein:
"I want to be a firefighter when I gr-"
2nd degree burns:
Doctor: you have 8 weeks left to live
The uno reverse card in my back pocket:
LOL
Thae doctor that got one day to live:
Random F2P heavy just chilling
The Direct Hit Crocket going 100 kmph:
Africa: vibing
Europe in the late 1800s:
Waltuh : hold my Jesse !
easily one of the best dark humour memes ever made
Children: We like candy
White Vans:
Cashier: Sir, your credit card declined
My AK-47 in my back pocket:
WE MAKING OUT OF STAGE 4 CANCER WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You ain't that guy
"Technoblade never dies!!"
Stage 4 cancer:
💀💀💀
That’s not even f*cking funny😐
💀💀
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Random couple: "When we get old we will-"
My truck:
When I grow up I want to become an Astronaut and go to Mars!
*Stage 5 Testicular Cancer*
Testicular cancer in Childhood?
@@Kbax3614 I wanted it to be exaggerated so it didnt come off as serious
Stage 5 exists I thought it up to stage 4
@@Gigaboi01 no its a joke
Bro got it so hard there was an extra stage 💀💀
Dillon brooks: wanna poke some bears
Lebron:
Australian painter: *exist*
Art school:
"Australian". ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Japanese kid: i want to be famous one day
Oppenheimer:
Teacher: HOW ARE THIS SPECIAL YOU BROUGHT DOWN THE CLASS AVARGE TO 50%!!!
My honest reaction:
*Student:am smart and nothing can stop me!*
Harvard math question:
'Technoblade never dies'
Restaurants:
Reported for misinformation
@@Phrogreal Reported for “Reported for Misinformation”
@@Phrogreal Lmao
Stage 4 cancer:💀
Stage 4 cancer:💀
Me : minding my own business
Street dogs :
Alive People: exists
Death:
"japanese ppl chillin in 1945"
random mushroom:
RUclips ads: I am suffering from some random disease
My honest reaction:
Eggman Making More Machines And Creates Metal Sonic
Sonic:
4 year old: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!
The pitbull named Sparkles:
Me: Existing
Literally every human:
The front desk teacher
Me:
Toddlers: Exist
The neighbors pitbull named princess:
Kid: I finally beat cancer!
Goku:
Titanic: we are unsinkable
Iceberg:
“It’s about the people about not the place”
Hell:
Bro that's deep
Teacher: you didn't do your homework, go to the principle's office!!
My m4a1:
"Sir its wendy"
*my spenthic Elegantly Elementary Respected Reaction:*
Twin towers : **exists**
Hijacked plane :
Grandpa: "I survived both world wars."
The stairs:
Walter White sends greetings