Jocko Willink 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 9 окт 2019
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  3 года назад +422

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @patrciaclemons8183
      @patrciaclemons8183 3 года назад +6

      Jocko is quite an outstanding

    • @loveurlife4ever1
      @loveurlife4ever1 3 года назад +6

      Jocko: Can u communicate too much with people?
      Theo: Yes, that’s what this podcast is

    • @markdavis8430
      @markdavis8430 3 года назад +2

      I'm hiding for a cereal of bowls going missing

    • @timsoom7027
      @timsoom7027 3 года назад +2

      I think SEALs are the worst people to get advice from. Talk to a garbage man and figure out how he or she got it together. Nobody I know is laying in freezing water for days and not sleeping for a week at a time.

    • @BigSizzle88
      @BigSizzle88 3 года назад +4

      @@timsoom7027 wrong, I’d rather aspire to be someone who’s accomplished more

  • @freezinnhiphop5435
    @freezinnhiphop5435 4 года назад +2706

    Jocko: Have you ever trained ju-jitsu?
    Theo: I mean ive chased like a small animal around the house.

  • @MarcusC245
    @MarcusC245 4 года назад +817

    Jocko: No one's awake in my family when I work out.
    Theo: No one's awake in the world.

    • @Shagadelics1542
      @Shagadelics1542 2 года назад +1

      yeah I liked this one too

    • @johnnolaniii652
      @johnnolaniii652 Год назад +1

      I come back probably every other month for this joke.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 Год назад +5

      It's at 1:03:20...for anyone looking.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 10 месяцев назад

      I only work out when nobody is awake in the world happens every once in a while especially when it snows a lot

  • @cameronfielder4955
    @cameronfielder4955 4 года назад +742

    Jocko is a really good dude. Despite his bad-assery and success he’s so kind, understanding and positive when helping others. He’s a very rare breed.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 4 года назад +10

      Cameron fielder leaders we need

    • @cameronfielder4955
      @cameronfielder4955 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Rex true that brother

    • @Herks969
      @Herks969 4 года назад +8

      Hes literally a text book leader

    • @banditpicasso
      @banditpicasso 3 года назад +2

      A gold standard of a person

    • @Its_LumberJack
      @Its_LumberJack 2 года назад +9

      I really think Jocko should run for president. He is an ideal leader.

  • @KILLER6969er
    @KILLER6969er 4 года назад +406

    Jocko: "People ask me all the time how I got this way."
    Theo: "Well, Obviously you got bit by an American Eagle."
    Classic Theo

  • @bigphatty5298
    @bigphatty5298 4 года назад +2455

    Theo is such a motivator. I'm actually going to stand up and walk to the toilet instead of diarrheaing in my pant

  • @bozazz
    @bozazz 4 года назад +3023

    Who’d have thought that Jocko would be a more fun, laid-back guest than Bill Burr.

    • @0dious
      @0dious 4 года назад +128

      Yeah, I did, but to be fair, burr always comes clean about being an asshole ;)

    • @Webbie2689
      @Webbie2689 4 года назад +306

      Literally any person who has ever witnessed Bill Burr on any podcast ever.

    • @thomasfoudy1141
      @thomasfoudy1141 4 года назад +193

      I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Jocko actually appreciates Theo and his humor. If you listen to Jocko's podcast, you will hear him say "hitter" quite a few times. It cracks me up. But Bill Burr is a self absorbed prick who rambles to himself for hours at a time multiple days a week. Don't get me wrong, I like Burr, but him as a guest on podcasts is fucking annoying. He's a terrible guest. Guy is only good at talking to himself or talking to people he looks up to/respects (like Rogan or Seinfield).

    • @WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef
      @WillsVidsTwithctvquantbeef 4 года назад +68

      fuck bill burr

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 4 года назад +14

      Jordon Webb simply untrue, did you even watch it?

  • @jikaajikaaa2050
    @jikaajikaaa2050 4 года назад +410

    The Navy Seal who gets up at 5am everyday to do kettlebell swings and the guy who can’t stop
    smoking, watching porn and telling jokes , it’s the yin yang symbol come to life 🤣

    • @Josh93B
      @Josh93B 4 года назад +27

      Perfectly balanced, as it should be.

    • @jikaajikaaa2050
      @jikaajikaaa2050 4 года назад +14

      @@Josh93B True. And btw this was a joke. I love both these guys. Legeneds.

    • @The_Fit_ness_monster
      @The_Fit_ness_monster 4 года назад +8

      *4am

    • @cali9460
      @cali9460 2 года назад +3

      @JohnRobertDaley I go to bed at 4am and nobody says a damn thing

    • @spirit8144
      @spirit8144 Год назад +5

      the duality of man

  • @dusttur9713
    @dusttur9713 4 года назад +290

    Jocko: It's called monk fruit, which is....
    Theo: Religious, no?

    • @halfmoonbardo550
      @halfmoonbardo550 2 года назад +4

      How fck I’m dead. He delivered the line perfect

  • @thanks1obama780
    @thanks1obama780 4 года назад +1095

    Jocko: "Like, what sport are you really good at?"
    Theo: "I'm really good at, like, outdoors"
    Jocko: "That's not a sport, bro."

    • @youngman7600
      @youngman7600 4 года назад +4

      @islanti watch the whole HITTA!

    • @youngman7600
      @youngman7600 4 года назад +10

      @islanti Dont let your responsibilities get in the way of church brother

    • @awvcreative
      @awvcreative 4 года назад +5

      @islanti @28:31

    • @part2624
      @part2624 4 года назад +2

      i’m decent at outdoors

    • @johnwillis5279
      @johnwillis5279 2 года назад +6

      I pictures Theo with his mullet walking around hitting things with sticks

  • @lawrencemikesell4788
    @lawrencemikesell4788 4 года назад +1431

    Jocko: "People always ask... well how did you get this way?"
    Theo: "You obviously got bit by an American Eagle."
    23:20

    • @Supergecko8
      @Supergecko8 4 года назад +13

      lmao

    • @kylekyle9919
      @kylekyle9919 4 года назад +49

      Imagine schaub ever saying something that clever.

    • @SpeSalviApostolate
      @SpeSalviApostolate 4 года назад +12

      That nervous unsure laugh right after

    • @liamleonard9120
      @liamleonard9120 4 года назад +4

      Kyle Kyle even if he said it the way he said it would annoy me

    • @KorDawg91
      @KorDawg91 4 года назад

      lawrence mikesell fucking gold

  • @jakenorth4811
    @jakenorth4811 4 года назад +296

    Theo: "I was trying to make a bad joke."
    Jocko: "A really bad joke."
    Theo: *The face of true fear*

    • @3dheadcreeps87
      @3dheadcreeps87 4 года назад +1

      Jake North - timestamp?

    • @goofhunterx5846
      @goofhunterx5846 4 года назад +6

      @@3dheadcreeps87 1:11:11

    • @0dious
      @0dious 4 года назад +8

      I don't know about fear, but it's was the most amazing podcast moment of the year.

    • @TheMrbrowniie
      @TheMrbrowniie 4 года назад +1

      Jake North what did Theo said?

    • @andrzejklein7846
      @andrzejklein7846 4 года назад +13

      That is the face you make when you don’t wanna look scared when you die, but you end up looking like a constipated caterpilar

  • @davidsyberoptix
    @davidsyberoptix 4 года назад +908

    “When you order that grey block hitter!" Lost it when he said that lol.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 4 года назад +6

      Why was that funny?

    • @sea-snake8315
      @sea-snake8315 4 года назад +6

      Ervin Abrahamian i think its funny when theo says hitter for some reason

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 4 года назад +3

      @Sam Forbes I get it, but it's still not funny, that's the part I don't get, so many people liked that part, why don't they expect Jocko to be a longtime fan? Do they think he's just in the gym all day with no access to RUclips?

    • @bittupal99
      @bittupal99 4 года назад +2

      Time stamp??

    • @NOISETAG86
      @NOISETAG86 4 года назад +7

      RavenTale 9:00

  • @joeday6410
    @joeday6410 4 года назад +467

    Theo: “So there I was fighting this raccoon with my 3rd cousin behind the neighborhood burger palace”.
    Jocko: “I feel like we got a little sidetracked here...”.

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 3 года назад +176

    Jocko's social skills and gift for holding interesting conversation with just about anyone is off the charts

    • @willwillisproductions159
      @willwillisproductions159 3 года назад +6

      He has the confidence and humbleness of a god

    • @rktsnail
      @rktsnail 2 года назад +14

      Yup cause he worked at it for years. Studying and learning how different people operate and being smart enough to subordinate his ego. He isn’t committed to being some tough guy who pretends like he doesn’t have a sense of humor. You have to have very high emotional intelligence to be a leader of men, especially an officer in the seal teams

    • @moldyzucchinis3251
      @moldyzucchinis3251 Год назад +2

      really breaks through that navy seal archetype and shows a balance of emotional intelligence and empathy with a healthy dose of reason, thoughtfulness, and discipline. seems like a really good guy to listen to.

    • @Spartan-Of-Truth
      @Spartan-Of-Truth Год назад

      Especially with all that he’s been through.

    • @bigroaststyrone8135
      @bigroaststyrone8135 Год назад

      @@moldyzucchinis3251 don’t you mean Navy Seal stereotype?

  • @taylortyler9995
    @taylortyler9995 4 года назад +336

    20:30
    Jocko- "I was motivated to just snuggle in to bed."
    Theo- "Yeeeea huh?"
    Jocko- "But no..."
    Theo-"Yea... No No No!"

    • @bullbythehorns808
      @bullbythehorns808 4 года назад +26

      That had me cracking up, lol. Theo thought he was going in the opposite direction.

    • @WestCoastIrk
      @WestCoastIrk 4 года назад +30

      lol Theo is hilarious dude i don't even think he knows it sometimes

    • @westbaynuggets22
      @westbaynuggets22 4 года назад +8

      So happy you caught this hahaha

    • @ghostshipone
      @ghostshipone 3 года назад +4

      Haha.. Theo changed direction 4 times in the space of 5 seconds

    • @apmasterl
      @apmasterl 2 года назад +1

      How is this not a meme?

  • @ronin_11b94
    @ronin_11b94 4 года назад +680

    The best thing in this episode is when Jocko says “grey block hitter”

  • @scottfrayn
    @scottfrayn 4 года назад +1023

    Surprising but Jocko's personality is the perfect complement to Theo's goofy humor.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 года назад +69

      Cuz Jocko is goofy as hell too, but capable of mass murder

    • @diplomat1218
      @diplomat1218 4 года назад +23

      I was thinking the same exact thing. The combination of silly goose time + jocko’s seriousness is perfect

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic 4 года назад +26

      So was Jordan Peterson.

    • @lucasharris4209
      @lucasharris4209 4 года назад +5

      @@diplomat1218 there's no silly goose time without daddy

    • @c9hr0ni4c
      @c9hr0ni4c 3 года назад +8

      Jocko has a very underrated sense of humor himself.

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech 4 года назад +205

    Theo Von is the weirdest interview ever. He seems completely serious, then every so often he'll unleash a random comment that makes me die laughing, and the person talking to him ignores it. I love it.

    • @ptaylor3304
      @ptaylor3304 Год назад +1

      He gets deep also. And he moves between them seamlessly. He’s just real to himself i think.

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler 3 года назад +95

    Theo needs to get Jocko back on. The perfect balance of light hearted comedy and awesome life advice. Plus Jocko has the ability to get Theos humor

  • @NigelOdinson
    @NigelOdinson 4 года назад +395

    Theo ‘Yeeeeeeeee’
    Jocko ‘That’s a no then’
    Theo ‘Yeah that’s a no, but it started with a Y’
    Ahahahaha

  • @BigRazz18
    @BigRazz18 4 года назад +209

    "This guy has been drinking his own plasma i think." - Theo

  • @Gmenpg
    @Gmenpg 4 года назад +1350

    I love how Jocko gets his humor. He does better than Rogan to be honest

    • @cheyneigh4915
      @cheyneigh4915 4 года назад +121

      Thank you for being honest

    • @ericphillips6708
      @ericphillips6708 4 года назад +83

      Well deep down jocko has got a sense of humor. Hes actually a funny dude that can take s joke

    • @tidothesloth
      @tidothesloth 4 года назад +86

      He even imitates Theo once in awhile too

    • @endtoend11
      @endtoend11 4 года назад +38

      Just a very intelligent guy

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 4 года назад +6

      Chey Neigh idk why but that cracked me up😂 lmfao

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 3 года назад +201

    Jocko: “If youre a powerlifter, youre stronger than me”
    Theo: “I’m not.”
    Jocko: “Ye-well, not you.” 😂
    1:27:10

  • @antnee8377
    @antnee8377 4 года назад +113

    Theo : " what you think 5 or 6 minutes to get me to tap out?!"
    Jocko: " uh... Under a minute."
    Theo: " WHAT IF I WEAR A REALLY SLIPPERY SUIT?!!!"

    • @DMU386
      @DMU386 4 года назад +1

      Ant Nee what if its real windy?!?

    • @tattooed92
      @tattooed92 4 года назад +9

      "I'm good in the wind"

  • @charwest5892
    @charwest5892 4 года назад +297

    Theo and Jocko are two examples of opposite sides of the spectrum of Manhood. Together they are quite informative and fun to listen to.

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 4 года назад +12

      Daisy Duke it’s like big brother and little brother.

    • @TheSpaniard
      @TheSpaniard 4 года назад +50

      Underrated comment. Together they definitely show off some of the best aspects of masculinity. I wouldn't quite say the "opposite ends of the spectrum," but definitely very different sides of the same dice.

    • @ImAnEmergency
      @ImAnEmergency 4 года назад +4

      @J E you saw a golden opportunity and took ir

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 4 года назад +11

      Men like Theo can exist because men like Jocko are willing to do the killing

    • @full8127
      @full8127 3 года назад +6

      The goofy but wholesome side of masculinity and the motivated warrior side of masculinity.

  • @tripp7426
    @tripp7426 4 года назад +257

    “You’re like elbowing across the graduation stage” 🤣 can’t believe that got nothing

    • @shbp21
      @shbp21 4 года назад +18

      Theo's so witty that a lot of his quips aren't picked up whether its Joe, Jocko, or rarely but even Jordan Peterson. Then again knowing you'll have millions listening to you I don't blame them trying to keep their own train of thought on track rather than trying to keep up with Theo Vons crazy connections.

    • @hahaha1365
      @hahaha1365 4 года назад +4

      Elbow CRAWLING

    • @tripp7426
      @tripp7426 4 года назад +7

      @shbp21 I don’t blame guests when they don’t catch his quick, subtle humor, cuz some of it even gets by me sometimes, but blatant hilarity like that deserves a reaction in my opinion, unless the person is afraid of making an unfunny reply and falling flat. However, I give jocko tons of credit for leaving the excess bravado at the door and joking around with Theo a lot more than people probably expected, and by his Theo references he’s clearly also a fan of his comedy. Ironically, Bill burr, who’s an actual comedian, can learn a thing or two from this retired navy seal commander about how to let loose, drop your ego and have a good time.

  • @PEbro34
    @PEbro34 4 года назад +53

    Theo drinks energy drink: “I don’t want to join the ROTC this afternoon”

  • @rezaasadi890
    @rezaasadi890 Год назад +22

    20:32 is pure gold
    jocko: I was motivated to snuggle into bed.
    theo: yeeeeaah
    Jock: But no
    theo: yeah no no
    theo is effortlessly funny

  • @ddmirolli
    @ddmirolli 4 года назад +237

    "Well, obviously, you got bit by an American Eagle!"
    The single best description of Jocko

    • @Nesseird
      @Nesseird 4 года назад +1

      What's the best?

    • @Stj209
      @Stj209 4 года назад +3

      Jordy Driessen
      Single best, not second best.

  • @julianbehrends4529
    @julianbehrends4529 4 года назад +200

    Theo: "Its cool... you are on a journey kinda"
    Jocko: "YOU'RE AT WAR!"

  • @akuma.kris996
    @akuma.kris996 4 года назад +135

    Jocko deserves to be on that wall as a Simpsons character

    • @drmilogreen6346
      @drmilogreen6346 4 года назад +8

      @J E A lot of them are comedians like Thoeo. I agree that Jocko should be on there though

  • @mnandor
    @mnandor 4 года назад +101

    Weird how two totally opposite type of people have such a good chemistry

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 2 года назад +11

      They're both good listeners and open to new ways of looking at things which makes for great chemistry

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 11 месяцев назад

      Theo gets along with pretty much anyone! Wish I had that ability

  • @james.notorious
    @james.notorious 4 года назад +151

    I love how Theo uses this podcast as a low-key weekly therapy session.

  • @AND1StReEtBaLLeR93
    @AND1StReEtBaLLeR93 4 года назад +297

    dog just died, wife just left me, lost my house, stubbed my toe, stepped on a lego.......
    me with tears: "gud"

  • @zerubbabelsbridge
    @zerubbabelsbridge 4 года назад +47

    Jocko: you start off as an E1, and then work your way up.
    Theo: I'd start off as an E-wok!
    Jocko : yeah, for AWHILE 😂😂

  • @varencilator
    @varencilator 4 года назад +37

    Talk about discipline, this man is taking notes in the middle of a podcast

  • @inerevaraskedforthis
    @inerevaraskedforthis 4 года назад +98

    Jocko's face when he hears that "fatherhood is easy" was priceless.

  • @christianmadden1301
    @christianmadden1301 4 года назад +811

    Cool seeing Jocko laughing and kinda shooting the shit as compared to his podcast.

    • @tom23j
      @tom23j 4 года назад +22

      Well said, I was just thinking that.

    • @kylecooper8657
      @kylecooper8657 4 года назад +74

      He laughs more on this podcast then I ever see anywhere else, i love it. Especially now that it's the second time they're together tou can tell they're way more comfortable

    • @mzc102908
      @mzc102908 4 года назад +5

      @@kylecooper8657 that's almost every guest it seems

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 4 года назад +15

      ruclips.net/video/m362RDYMF9c/видео.html
      This is a "deleted scene" from Jockos podcast and it's fucking hilarious!!! Him and echo shooting the shit

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 4 года назад +8

      That's the magic of theo ( well known as the dark arts)he makes the most serious people laugh just because of his ramblings.

  • @chrishamor744
    @chrishamor744 Год назад +4

    “Theoretically, I like where you’re at, but you’re not quite there scientifically.”😂😂😂😂

  • @Logan-cw9yr
    @Logan-cw9yr 2 года назад +23

    I loved seeing Jocko warm up to Theo in the first TPW he was on, but him going from "I don't take luxury days" while scowling at Theo to "that gray block hitter" is just magic. Truly nobody can resist the Rat King. Gang gang.

  • @bitcointrader8586
    @bitcointrader8586 4 года назад +99

    "Some soft man yelling at you with a whistle" OMG

    • @wreccen
      @wreccen 4 года назад +1

      that was gold

  • @Tommybgoode
    @Tommybgoode 4 года назад +392

    Jocko: I was motivated to snuggle in bed
    Theo: OH YEAA
    Jocko: but no, you gotta...
    Theo: oh no, no

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 4 года назад +86

    “.......You’ll end up in black face if you have to many cans of it.” 😅

    • @noah-uw1il
      @noah-uw1il 4 года назад +2

      RookerRoo343P bruh Theo is so quick w it😂🤔

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 4 года назад +1

      😂god dammit, how many cans until you end up in drag

  • @matthew0221
    @matthew0221 4 года назад +15

    "I don't expect everyone to be on the same bus I'm on." That's a truly enlightened thought...especially in this day and age of "You have to agree with me and my thoughts, or you're wrong."

    • @kylekyle9919
      @kylekyle9919 4 года назад

      You're too caught up on the internet and/or you live in those areas that are concentrated with thise type of people. If I never used the internet to see what others have to say, where i live in California youd never know theres a p.c. culture. Its only a small minority of people who think SJW way.

  • @flickmybic7174
    @flickmybic7174 4 года назад +107

    Theo "I should go for a gym" Von

  • @Torymorgan9
    @Torymorgan9 4 года назад +154

    I love how much Jocko appreciates Theo's humor.

  • @treyphillips118
    @treyphillips118 2 года назад +22

    Jocko: I'd tap you out in less than a minute.
    Theo: Yeah but what if it was windy? I'm good in the wind.
    Nothing compares to the aerodynamics of Theo Von

  • @stefanobajos6627
    @stefanobajos6627 2 года назад +12

    Theo is so lovable man. He’s plays allot and never gets hung up on anything. There’s zero pretension with him, on the contrary, his nervousness and/or awkwardness or mistakes are transparent and just add tremendously to the comedy

  • @crlclssic
    @crlclssic 4 года назад +96

    made my day when Jocko said YOU GET THAT GREY BLOCK HITTER hahaha

  • @antonrudenko8242
    @antonrudenko8242 4 года назад +132

    Theo: You couldn't even imagine having a personal trainer. Some soft man yelling at you with a whistle... :D

  • @mr.hemlock1900
    @mr.hemlock1900 4 года назад +18

    Jocko just sitting there with a grin listening to Theo talk cracks me up...

  • @RiXiE16
    @RiXiE16 2 года назад +14

    Theos escalation from eating a pizza to sleeping outside 🤣

  • @KatotownUSA
    @KatotownUSA 4 года назад +184

    I’ve been at such a low spot that I feel so weak that I’m too embarrassed to reach out to friends or family, and have lost the want to even help myself. Jocko’s awesome for coming on.. I was being lazy, moping around this morning, just letting youtube auto play this popped on and a lot of what Jocko said resonated with me. Just wanted to say thanks. It was like a hidden dose of medicine that I really needed. Subbing to Jocko now

    • @tonightwithtim8987
      @tonightwithtim8987 4 года назад +12

      Juan Ulysses reach out to a friend. If your friends or family can't or won't help you pick yourself up then you should find some new friends. Maybe your friends are part of the reason your down currently. If you need help never be afraid to ask. There are strangers who are willing to help. Go for a walk, run, jog, talk to someone in line at a store. Compliment a stranger and strike up a small conversation. You will be a blessing to them and they may be able to help you too. You got this.

    • @jasongenova4284
      @jasongenova4284 4 года назад +9

      I agree. I was laying in bed all day too and this podcast inspired me to start a masturbation marathon. Shooting ropes all day son!

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA 4 года назад +5

      Jason Genova Peter North 2020 #RangeWeCanBelieveIn

    • @alexmatthews180
      @alexmatthews180 4 года назад +3

      The final question in this episode
      "How to increase confidence?" Is a roadmap on how to get after it.
      www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DkpfP1udNOc0&ved=2ahUKEwiotbLp7pLlAhVf7XMBHVsSAaYQwqsBMAF6BAgIEAU&usg=AOvVaw2OhLbcauxHoqX1IBoW0MYJ

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 4 года назад +2

      Gang gang buzz buzz 4:30am 4:30am

  • @bigphatty5298
    @bigphatty5298 4 года назад +255

    I know a gay buhddist. Everyone called him a monk fruit and I'd say that's not very nice

    • @flamemojis
      @flamemojis 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @flamemojis
      @flamemojis 4 года назад +10

      Underrated needs to be pinned

    • @popeyedoyle6360
      @popeyedoyle6360 4 года назад

      His name wasn't Jocko Willinks was it?

    • @ethans.4929
      @ethans.4929 4 года назад +9

      This sounds like a Norm MacDonald joke lol

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 4 года назад +6

      He's a Booty-ist.

  • @markgraham42
    @markgraham42 3 года назад +14

    19:19 , listen to Jacko say “gang” after Theo does 😂😂

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 года назад +1

      Ayeee subtle good catch

  • @bs431980
    @bs431980 4 года назад +17

    These 2 should make a buddy cop movie

  • @l-train7876
    @l-train7876 4 года назад +64

    I like the chemistry between them, it’s nice to see Jocko in a softer way.

  • @AustinAwake
    @AustinAwake 4 года назад +571

    Jocko a big father figure for Theo for sure

    • @portpatrol
      @portpatrol 3 года назад +84

      Jocko is a big father figure for Merica for sure

    • @matthewwilkinson2523
      @matthewwilkinson2523 3 года назад +61

      Jocko is a father figure for the entire world

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 3 года назад +31

      @@matthewwilkinson2523 Jockos prolly a father figure to the Holy Father

    • @joshblack4407
      @joshblack4407 3 года назад +9

      Theo - "daddy Jacko baby"

    • @dustinbailey9644
      @dustinbailey9644 3 года назад +11

      Hit em with that triple f alliteration. Gang gang

  • @nburdisso96
    @nburdisso96 Год назад +14

    Dude, when Jocko says he wanted to stay in bed and Theo cracks a YEAAAAAH oh no I mean no, it gets me haahhahaha. keep it up theo, thanks for this

  • @andrewvaccariello6431
    @andrewvaccariello6431 3 года назад +12

    The absolute most underrated part of this episode is Theo asking Jocko:
    "Were y'all playin' Ho Chi Minh?"

  • @imell372
    @imell372 4 года назад +164

    Gang gang from Rwanda.
    Yes, we're everywhere.

    • @elvatosquatcho
      @elvatosquatcho 4 года назад +15

      Say hi to Simba for me

    • @VikCalo
      @VikCalo 4 года назад +8

      Dam that's dope ! Blessings back from Miami 🤜💥🤛.... Viva Chango 🇷🇼

    • @cyrilchannie5120
      @cyrilchannie5120 4 года назад +6

      @@elvatosquatcho ha. ha. Haaaa. So original! 😒

    • @imell372
      @imell372 4 года назад +9

      @@cyrilchannie5120 He's pretty much a genius.

    • @cyrilchannie5120
      @cyrilchannie5120 4 года назад +9

      @@elvatosquatcho you're just brimming with creativity, aren't you? Lol, have a good day, Buffalo Burr.

  • @bengerhardt3949
    @bengerhardt3949 4 года назад +40

    "Do you understand that question Theo?"
    " uhhhhh, i guess he means....no I don't"
    I fucking love Theo lmao

  • @kakarotwolf
    @kakarotwolf 2 года назад +19

    I love how after the first one Jocko is so much more himself, and relaxed, and so is Theo. Like when they first did a podcast together you can kind of tell they didn't understand each other very well yet, and now it's like they've been buddies for years lol you can tell they probably studied each other's material a little more, and probably talked more after. It's much more natural now, I feel.

  • @asdf12347109
    @asdf12347109 4 года назад +60

    "THAT GREY BLOCK HITTER"
    what other guests have you seen on any podcast in the BroRogan universe who ACTUALLY listen to the podcasts they're going to be on, and then drop references? Jocko is a badass for that

    • @qbikmusik
      @qbikmusik 4 года назад

      What's this reference I'm bummed I don't know it

    • @3pedal372
      @3pedal372 4 года назад +3

      QB!K they’re talking about pizza, ‘Grey block pizza’ is a sponsor of the podcast that Theo does ads for

    • @VirginiaThor
      @VirginiaThor 4 года назад

      90's+

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 4 года назад

      its grey boring and feels like a cement block inside

  • @nikeplayer90game
    @nikeplayer90game 4 года назад +543

    Even this guy who’s a badass treats Theo Von better than Bill Burr lol

    • @shadihaddad7
      @shadihaddad7 4 года назад +94

      Exactly. There's nothing badass about how Burr carried hinself... Sad really :/

    • @redneckcanuck8359
      @redneckcanuck8359 4 года назад +8

      Did you cry at 1:11:14 ???

    • @hunts7626
      @hunts7626 4 года назад +8

      He was a bit feisty

    • @MrDCRex1988
      @MrDCRex1988 4 года назад +89

      Jocko is a real quality man. He gives great advice while maintaining humility and humanity. He doesn't talk down to people. He levels with them. Bill is funny as anyone don't get me wrong, but he's a whiny little bitch next to Jocko. Burr fixates on stupid shit while Jocko is a mile down the road just moving on. Onward mentality bruh. Keep booking your real friends Theo!!

    • @drakeandjosh007
      @drakeandjosh007 4 года назад +36

      Bill burr is egotistical asswipe lol he’s funny but kinda thinks he’s hot shit

  • @benkelly7241
    @benkelly7241 4 года назад +46

    8:54 “That grey block hitter” 😂😂😂

    • @NickyAztec
      @NickyAztec 4 года назад +8

      Thank you for being the only person to put the timestamp

    • @TheRecordButton
      @TheRecordButton 2 года назад +1

      1 year later it's still just you. Triple cheeeeese

  • @Teddy_______
    @Teddy_______ 4 года назад +10

    1:13:43 Jocko saying “hitter” is the best thing ever

  • @YungCountertop
    @YungCountertop 2 года назад +2

    1:35 bro Theo is so good so fast

  • @johnaugustin5447
    @johnaugustin5447 4 года назад +58

    Wow I've never seen Jocko smile and laugh as much as he did on this podcast. He's usually a lot more serious and stoic.

    • @james87367
      @james87367 4 года назад +5

      It's because Theo is very charismatic and easy going. On top of that he's very funny also.

    • @ThePunkin04
      @ThePunkin04 Год назад

      He is laughing at how dumb Theo is

    • @Sam-tg6ee
      @Sam-tg6ee Год назад

      @@ThePunkin04 really don’t know how you picked that up from this lmao… Theo is just hilarious

  • @MrDCRex1988
    @MrDCRex1988 4 года назад +76

    "I hope you're doing some kind of stretching protocol."
    "EeeeEeeEEEeEeeeeEEEEeeeeeee"
    "That's a no."
    I died bruh.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 4 года назад +1

      Daniel Rex wait, what the fuck bro?

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 4 года назад +4

      Ducking DREX hitter over here, sorry for stealing screen names. 😂😂

  • @shaneprather6743
    @shaneprather6743 3 года назад +24

    Jocko is insanely witty- Theo brings out an entirely different side of him than what is typically seen on the jocko podcast

  • @simonmccamus7817
    @simonmccamus7817 2 года назад +13

    I feel Theo’s pain! Getting stuck with ADHD-inertia. The worst. Love the “go do-it without a plan, you’ll figure it out” tactic. 🙌✨

  • @zapsst2060
    @zapsst2060 4 года назад +32

    Jocko saying "get that Grey Block hitter" made my day.

  • @justinfuzzyhat
    @justinfuzzyhat 4 года назад +83

    Jocko Willink is everyone's dad

    • @cletusspartacus
      @cletusspartacus 4 года назад +8

      justinfuzzyhat that would be will sasso lol

    • @Pieter12100
      @Pieter12100 4 года назад

      Like a gay people together with jordan peterson

    • @whithartman1886
      @whithartman1886 4 года назад +3

      Will Sasso is everybody's dad you fuzzle wuzzle.

    • @VeritasIncrebresco
      @VeritasIncrebresco 4 года назад +1

      No that's JP

    • @georgemargaris
      @georgemargaris 4 года назад

      at least this dad is not on meth like Peterson. Jocko and Goggins, the only dads you‘ll ever need.

  • @MitchellStrahan
    @MitchellStrahan 4 года назад +4

    “I don’t want to join the ROTC this afternoon!”
    I’m dead lol.

  • @vitaltradition4801
    @vitaltradition4801 4 года назад +49

    The difference between kids drinking coke now and drinking coke back in the day is that kids back in the day would then be outside running around all day instead of glued to an electronic.

  • @keeganriley6341
    @keeganriley6341 4 года назад +29

    This is my favorite matchup right here! I love how Jocko constantly says "get that hitter, like Theo" on his podcast

  • @SnackPack913
    @SnackPack913 3 года назад +7

    You’ve got a raccoon captured under a hanging lamp saying, “tell me what you know! Where the elk at?!” That freaking killed me

  • @DC_go
    @DC_go 4 года назад +9

    Theo and Jockos chemistry is great. Two very different people but when they get together they make that hiiiiiiitttterrrr.

  • @dv2033
    @dv2033 4 года назад +23

    " When people meet you, do they think youre gonna be violent" lmfao Theo is off the hook lol

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 4 года назад +135

    Jocko’s laugh when Theo talks about the chick with short hair had me rolling. Such a genuine laugh to Theo’s humor. Love it!

    • @jmiegs80
      @jmiegs80 4 года назад +7

      Totally! I hope they use that bit in the new animated clips!

    • @rccola561
      @rccola561 4 года назад +3

      @Susana Sunshine what’s the time stamp?

    • @C94H
      @C94H 4 года назад +5

      @@rccola561 1:13:50

  • @tomstevens8029
    @tomstevens8029 Год назад +5

    Jocko cackling like a child is absolutely priceless.
    Especially once you realize he’s a machine that can kill (basically) anything with his bare hands, that he wants 😅😳

  • @blaisethompson6537
    @blaisethompson6537 4 года назад +20

    Theo: Thats's pretty cool Jason it's like you have a journey ahead of you.
    Jocko: YOU'RE AT WAR! YOU HAVE A MISSION!
    different perspectives.

  • @alexamado7358
    @alexamado7358 4 года назад +227

    Theo “skillcrane” Von strikes again

    • @cabin_fever
      @cabin_fever 4 года назад +1

      my man loves his skillcranes

    • @alexamado7358
      @alexamado7358 4 года назад

      Trey Lemoine BrAndon does as well , Onward

  • @hitmanforeverjohnlynch8160
    @hitmanforeverjohnlynch8160 4 года назад +134

    Theo and jocko should host a podcast together.

    • @Sha0linShadowb0xing
      @Sha0linShadowb0xing 4 года назад +28

      Rat and the Cap

    • @doughatfield8725
      @doughatfield8725 4 года назад +10

      They balance each other well. I was thinking the same thing.

    • @obiwanshinobi-6742
      @obiwanshinobi-6742 4 года назад +20

      I’m not sure it’s a sustainable relationship.
      Once a year interview? No problem.
      Working with each other on a weekly basis?may expose some personality conflicts lol

    • @obiwanshinobi-6742
      @obiwanshinobi-6742 4 года назад +8

      *quite conversation in which a war torn veteran emotionally details losing his two closest friends and limb*
      *heavy sigh*
      “Alright, back to this hitter”

    • @ChiliDawgActual
      @ChiliDawgActual 4 года назад

      YIN & YANG PODCAST

  • @Ithinkthereforeimright
    @Ithinkthereforeimright 3 года назад +6

    These dudes compliment each other so well. Vonn throws off Jocko and you can see the man beneath the jocko.

  • @nobody-ly9ef
    @nobody-ly9ef 2 года назад +6

    Jocko always impresses me more than before with his authentic, solid, and completely squared away attitude.

  • @wakeup6723
    @wakeup6723 4 года назад +54

    This is the only podcast jocko will open up on.. Pretty cool especially after watching his Dakota Meyer podcast that was pretty intense and it's cool to see him lighten it up every once in a while

  • @atway70
    @atway70 4 года назад +24

    LMFAO! Jocko's first two statements to Theo: "For real?" and "For real?"
    This gon' be good.

  • @brucelee6454
    @brucelee6454 4 года назад +39

    It made my day to see Jocko laugh so authentically @ 1:14:16

  • @kenjamintennessee2593
    @kenjamintennessee2593 2 года назад +8

    This is some real talk , so glad Jocko can enjoy life as a civilian and turn the page, what a leader .

  • @tinakmayo
    @tinakmayo 4 года назад +16

    "You're at war, you have a mission, that's awesome" that statement is true for all of us. We've each got a mission.

  • @hunts7626
    @hunts7626 4 года назад +24

    “That hose pipe.. hitter” I love jocko so much

  • @ungerjs90
    @ungerjs90 4 года назад +10

    Jocko is a really good dude. We can learn a lot from guys like him.

  • @chrisom4699
    @chrisom4699 Год назад +7

    Theo thinking/guessing he'd last 3-4 mins before being tapped out by Jocko is farkn hilarious!!! 😄 🤣 😂

  • @gwilliams5649
    @gwilliams5649 4 года назад +114

    Theo “Do you Ummm....” Von!!! Gang Gang

    • @Charlie-xd9rm
      @Charlie-xd9rm 4 года назад +4

      G Williams Theo “Do feel that uhhh....Do you think...” Von

    • @patrickscott2914
      @patrickscott2914 4 года назад +3

      Theo "wow, that's really interesting" Von

  • @samscupoftea4947
    @samscupoftea4947 4 года назад +72

    You can tell Jocko likes Theo. Good to see two guys having a goof laugh. Good work Theo!

    • @Evan-qh9fs
      @Evan-qh9fs 4 года назад +6

      Because theo is so comfortable and honest with who he is as a person. And Jocko loves it lol

    • @weszillich2880
      @weszillich2880 3 года назад +10

      Real recognize real

  • @leophipps3162
    @leophipps3162 2 года назад +8

    Ive been having a hard time in life recently and Jocko and Theos perspectives and points are helping out a lot, loads of love for you Theo brother

  • @RagnarLothbrok2222
    @RagnarLothbrok2222 4 года назад +8

    15:51 😂😂😂 - Theo not wanting to join the ROTC 💀