I’ve worked 15+ jobs in my life. 2:43 NFL Sunday Ticket 4:17 Randstad Technologies 6:10 ESPN 8:15 FOX Television 11:29 FOX Sports 13:30 20th Century FOX 14:52 Hulu / discord / bstchld
i have no tiktok, no instagram, generally no social media at all. I came across your short not even by looking at shorts but when you open the app it shows you one to get you hooked. Im glad they showed me you. Like fr i dont comment, especially not like this but man i have to tell you i find you so cool, funny and entertaining. For me, youre the shit man nothing but love
Gotta say, these stories are extremely articulate and entertaining to listen. A lot of good bits of wisdom and experience sprinkled in which I am very grateful to hear and learn from. Please keep cooking this content bro, absolute gold
I love your shorts, then I saw the videos, loved your personality, enjoyed them so much. Saw the streams loved the vibes. Just amazing, fresh vibes. Very interested in seeing more and more. Keep it up man. Nothing but love.
This video is such a rollercoaster but I'm so happy for you that everything turned out well in the end. Your long-form speaking is so good, I really like it. I hope everything goes even better for you. Stay on the grind!
That part about getting your resume seen is genuinely such good advice. Subscribed for the funny shorts, ended up finding someone with someone with some valuable wisdom.
Im gonna be honest, I saw this video a couple days ago and thought it wouldnt be for me. I just knew you as the guy that did cartel tiktok and smnn and thought that i wouldnt be interested but im glad that i got proven wrong. Good shit
Your videos are the only videos I can actually watch start to finish. And it's crazy that you don't even edit or anything, just a floating head yapping about life.
Nah on some real shit I’ve been following you since cartel tik tok , you dropped so many gems in this video. This was not just you yapping this was probably one of the most valuable videos I’ve seen so far on RUclips.
I watched you post hella shorts on here before they ever blew up. i know your vids are bangers and mad funny, just wondering did you ever add “tags” to your shorts? Did that ever change anything
Orange bro I remember talking to you during the rap contest. No, I never added tags to any shorts. If you make bangers, the algorithm will take care of you.
I honestly thought this might be a joke video considering I only watched your cartel tiktok yt shorts. It turns out it's not and I really enjoyed the video. Great work man
I just wanna thank you for making this. I didn’t know the cartel TikTok shitposter would give me good/important life advice right before I head off to college but I’m glad I’m here.
I swear, those are the jobs that I have been wanting for a long time now. I love broadcasting and I love the art of studio production, and I love the art of money!
its very cool to see where people came from before RUclips and the fact that he has worked in tv for that long on shows that I may have potentially watched when i was a kid is kinda crazy
Just to be clear, I’m really happy with how things turned out and I love where I’m at right now!
👍
That weighing scale on the table will be used for weighing my Peruvian kilo, right??
about to use your product, after realizing my content is low mid
if Beastchild like this comment i will join the cartel and help pedro out of prison. Your choice beast
I'm really glad man, watching you follow your passion really inspires us!
Bros religion is nfl 😭
Bro's religion is cocaine
@@klopsmmm Peruvian cocaine*
based religion
@@Hades_Eclipsecocaina colombiana
We have ears bud
at least we still have cartel TikTok
well not for long since tiktok is getting banned
@@sesnsonly in us
@@sesns cartel YT shorts (real) 🙏
@@idkkkkkkkk_we will but not for long
@@idkkkkkkkk_cuz TikTok gets banned
Bro sacrificed His Dream Job so that he could deliver our Orders 😢 Truly Legend
Nah, he said at the end that he still works for walt disney, that doesn't mean he's out yet in that business
Disney sucks, i prefer smnm news
Be born as a yapper
This man’s got serious dad lore.
Unlimited stories
when you ask your dad how his day was at work
Seriously bro I love hearing this, I love hearing peoples stories about their lives. It just makes me feel so happy.
hearing you talk without "being in character" is almost uncanny valley lmao
regardless, loving the long form content
What do you mean “in character”. This video is obviously him acting like he is not a drug lord
I'm always expecting him to spiral off into something about crack cocaine after every 3 sentences
@@cardboardking577 same
your reporting ability is great tbh
True, 20 minute video I did not notice a single stutter/cut.
The nose candy also
@@darealmroghes pumped up with dat product ☺️☺️
welcome back to cmn
@@darealmroggood point but 2:04
did somebody order a yappuccino?
nah just joking loving the long form content!
The first sentence would've landed you in the cartel torture house 💀
@@unorthodoxpickle7014 the cartel is bringing out the jaw jacker 3000 right now
Yappucino 😂😂😂😂😂
i did order that yappuchino, your welcome!
@@unorthodoxpickle7014*cock and ball torture
Bro why is your life so interesting
fr
All our lives gonna be like this we just finding ourselves and finding what we want to do
You have such an amazing speaking voice, it makes your story so interesting to listen to
i have no tiktok, no instagram, generally no social media at all. I came across your short not even by looking at shorts but when you open the app it shows you one to get you hooked.
Im glad they showed me you. Like fr i dont comment, especially not like this but man i have to tell you i find you so cool, funny and entertaining.
For me, youre the shit man nothing but love
Wow what an amazing comment. Thank you thank you thank you. I promise to keep trying my best to deliver/entertain.
Your content is unhinged,and I love it💀 like any other cool dudes🗿@@bstchld
I wish RUclips would let you turn off shorts its terrible stuff its like internet crack
Me too
@@Beretso502 that goes for insta too tho
Was hooked to this episode your speech is immaculate and you make any topic interesting af to watch!
I agree
this is really interesting to hear, i really enjoy this long-form-content haha
Gen A when they realize the internet has videos longer than 10 seconds
@@harrybarr8741gen a when they meet another gen a
Loving this long form content, keep it up!
facts
I’m happy how it all turned out, I fucking LOVE your shorts. Me and my friends sometimes binge all of them and laugh our asses off.
18 minutes of no editing just straight yapping,and I didn’t feel like clicking off once. Real impressive mate🍻
I saw one cut but it was so entertaining
My friend, you've raised spirits with the art of yapology, and we would like for you to keep yapping(complimentary
Im calling it hes gonna tell us his entire lifes story spread across this channel in long form
Gotta say, these stories are extremely articulate and entertaining to listen. A lot of good bits of wisdom and experience sprinkled in which I am very grateful to hear and learn from. Please keep cooking this content bro, absolute gold
This actuallly intrigued me and you speak very fluently and naturally. It was like listening to my friend telling me a story. Good work
These stories are BANGERS bro. Keep them up!
I love your shorts, then I saw the videos, loved your personality, enjoyed them so much. Saw the streams loved the vibes. Just amazing, fresh vibes. Very interested in seeing more and more. Keep it up man. Nothing but love.
God bless man. Wish you nothing but the best.
This video is such a rollercoaster but I'm so happy for you that everything turned out well in the end. Your long-form speaking is so good, I really like it. I hope everything goes even better for you. Stay on the grind!
I honestly could listen to this man for hours.
I am loving this. You have a really interesting biography. Seeing you rise up from rock-bottom just fuels that "grind." Keep it up dude!
Bro is on his villian arc with his own news channel SMNN
At least we still have SMNN and Cartel TikTok
That part about getting your resume seen is genuinely such good advice. Subscribed for the funny shorts, ended up finding someone with someone with some valuable wisdom.
these stories are so entertaining and you’re very well articulated
I love the quality of these SMNN Biography Documentaries
Im gonna be honest, I saw this video a couple days ago and thought it wouldnt be for me. I just knew you as the guy that did cartel tiktok and smnn and thought that i wouldnt be interested but im glad that i got proven wrong. Good shit
Love this new era of storytime videos right now bstchld, I hope only for the best for you! glad you're opening up on youtube
-brainrot guy
Love that you're making longer and more serious videos
Your videos are the only videos I can actually watch start to finish. And it's crazy that you don't even edit or anything, just a floating head yapping about life.
Loving ur long form content
You hava such an incredible life. I wonder what next is there for you and I hope to hear more stories.
I definitely did not expect this. Very inspirational to say the least. Anyway, good luck with career! You're awesome, man.
truly inspiring,
respect to your dedication & hard work
And now he start his own television news call SMNN
Bro's the best dealer and storytime RUclipsr ❤
bro has literally liked every single comment lol. Your seriousness when you're being sarcastic always gets me😂😂😂
I love these new long form content videos! Especially with the humor included with it!
Wow cool to learn so much about you! Very interesting life, wasnt expecting to enjoy long form content from you but you really sold me. Keep it up!
Very happy to see you doing long form! Always wanted more content from you
Nah on some real shit I’ve been following you since cartel tik tok , you dropped so many gems in this video. This was not just you yapping this was probably one of the most valuable videos I’ve seen so far on RUclips.
You should do a Q&A! This was really fun to watch
bro is so intresting and funny and so inspiring i love it i swear
Even if you lose your job.. you can't ever lose your place as the messenger of the cartel..🔥💯❗️
it's really nice to listen to him just talk about his life experiences in an entertaining way
Same
You’re an incredible story teller, man. You’ve got a great podcasting voice
Speaking of Fox, you look like Jesse Waters, think he stole your look
I really like these story videos, they're very entertaining. Keep up the good work!
Yeah I can definitely see how those early podcasts impacted your speech. You’re literally the most well spoken person I’ve seen on yt
Isn’t smnn your TV show?
What you described here is what Robert Greene describes as Mastery. Respect fr 🙌
As someone who also wants to work in tv, you got my spirits up. Glad you got a good job you're happy in.
your personal story is very inspiring, it's the epitome of "fuck it we ball" and I like that energy
i love this so much, it really keeps me entertained and it isn't something tiring to watch
I watched you post hella shorts on here before they ever blew up. i know your vids are bangers and mad funny, just wondering did you ever add “tags” to your shorts? Did that ever change anything
Orange bro I remember talking to you during the rap contest. No, I never added tags to any shorts. If you make bangers, the algorithm will take care of you.
@@bstchld love
I honestly thought this might be a joke video considering I only watched your cartel tiktok yt shorts. It turns out it's not and I really enjoyed the video. Great work man
At least SMNN is still here
This was actually really cool to listen to. Would love to hear more of your stories if you have them.
You know usually my attention span sucks but your storytelling ability is amazing and I was able to watch the whole thing lol
0:27 I wouldn’t be surprised if he has said any kind of drug
This was an actually really intresting video. I'd love to watch more videos like this about your life. You are indeed a great story teller.
Yukon is in Canada how is that close to conneticuit
Honestly love the longer vids!
So sick to hear where you went after partying with you at CSULB man! Exciting journey man, glad you’re doing well
love the long form content pls do more lol
Man, I'm still on the Pure Columbin that you sold me
I love how beastchild always reads his comments, man connects with his fans like no other youtuber of his size.
One take is crazy…u can tell he put his all into his craft even when his podcast didn’t have traction
I love the new longer form stuff man, keep it up!
when watching your content, i always thought you were a news reporter or anchorman. Im glad I was right.
5:30 great advice! Thanks
Never expected you to start making long-form content but I am really enjoying it
You can make Podcast playlists, you should make these into a podcast playlist since these are fitting for it
watched this in class definitely worth it
Bro is honestly lowkey a media pioneer. Hoping for nothing but success for my G. 🙏
hello my gang
Beans.
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BEANS???
@@sushi_kinglw1992 beans
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Bro I saw you eating pizza with pungance at Peter piper pizza yesterday
Unfortunately that was not me
@@bstchld bet you think I'm off that Peruvian, thats cause I a-
Another great one boss..
Bro legit is top 10 RUclipsrs. Not with his actual vids, but with his personality, wit, and inspiration. Thanks man.
Wow thats really interesting, im still waiting on my pure colombian order though hopefully this week
I don't know about you guys but I'm liking this longer form content and stories
“when i was a kid my only religion was the nfl” is the best sentence ive ever heard
I just wanna thank you for making this. I didn’t know the cartel TikTok shitposter would give me good/important life advice right before I head off to college but I’m glad I’m here.
such a great road you have been on, hopefully you found the job suitable for you for many years to come
I swear, those are the jobs that I have been wanting for a long time now. I love broadcasting and I love the art of studio production, and I love the art of money!
my first time watching one of your long form videos and its absolutely incredibly hooking. will buy a kilo later🤑
its very cool to see where people came from before RUclips and the fact that he has worked in tv for that long on shows that I may have potentially watched when i was a kid is kinda crazy
the lore is crazy
Unironically your stories are very interesting, hoping to see more
Your voice fits this style of long form content, i could listen to you talk for hours
Nearly at 3 million, one of the few who deserves it all and more❤
This really helps me out, thank you for the advice
Genuine question: do you think netflix would still want you after seeing your digital footprint?
I genuinely don’t know. Theoretically, it shouldn’t matter since all my work is backend.
Peru and Columbia thank you for where you are today
Oh my, oh my, you are an awesome narrator, man, all best with your job!
loving the long form vids keep em coming
Bro has the news reporter accent🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️