If I was asked who I'd want to spend eternity with. I think I'd have to pick Billy. I don't think you could ever get tired of listening to his stories and he seems like great person to be around.
@@chaoticneutral6288 who says i'm offended about people being offended? pretty big assumption on your part. in a way, i actually find it somewhat amusing that people in this generation cant seem to figure out what they are or are not offended by. and that often times, people get so offended over the stupidest things, and how they'll practically have a mental breakdown over something small that wasnt offensive at one point. i actually grew up in a generation where people werent so thin-skinned and easily offended over the smallest or the stupidest things.
I had the great pleasure of seeing Billy in person on 2 occasions. Each time I went with about 10 friends whom I had converted into "Big Yin" fans. This amazingly talented man overcame a difficult life as a young boy to become the hands down funniest human on earth. I have never laughed so hard in my life as when I watched him perform. He deserves all of the good things life can provide. Even though I can recall most of his humorous stories by heart, it still makes me laugh to see him tell it again. He is a world's treasure.
If you had seen Billy live you would know his act wasn't just stories. He would talk about anything that had happened to him or he'd seen that day or that week or previous week. That's why the videos here are a poor substitute for what he does live, most have been edited in some way. The best option to live, are the DVDs.
I think he slipped up there… ‘they used to drop me off in the morning.’ 😂😂 I love Billy, there’s no one like him and never will be again. The closest I think we came was the late Norman Maclean.
Natural genius and a delight to listen to and watch him.. I think Ricky Gervais nicked the Polar bear's nose bit for his own very funny take on Arctic hares v Polar bears.. depends which went out first 😅
@@pappy9473 you're entitled to your opinion but hundreds of millions might disagree along with the country of Scotland and I doubt Ricky will be getting a Knighthood real soon...although he is very funny in his own right..
@@markdziadulewicz6160 RV is not a sell out simply to gain popularity yet he is globally recognised. And a British monach will always pander to her masses...
My father was in the Irish Guards for 22 years; tried to join the SAS twice but failed the course both times. Still, not many are asked back for a second try.
I have seen Billy 2 times... And no matter how good or bad his jokes are, you are going to leave the concert with a side spitting ache from all the laughing...I remember he wa doing a skit about grapes flying out his nose or somebody's nose & the reason I can not remember who's because I was laughing so hard
@@Rombizio That's why they hunt them. The seals eyesight is lousy that's why the bear doesn't cover its nose. The seal will smell it though. That's what polar bears mainly eat, seals. They will only go for a human as a last resort.
Yes billy I watched it and seen this dvd and you might have killed the world. Warren my oldest freind serverd on on of the trident subs. You might understand the worry about the end of the world. My grandma was Anastasia the missing child of the Russian royality. You caused this problem Mr Brown.
I have no idea why people think he is humorous; prancing about, constant foul language, and always laughing at his own 'jokes'. Tommy Tiernan is of the same ilk. Just not genuinely funny.
@@DieFlabbergast On the greater scale of things Connolly has a small following compared to more complex comedians, who reach international audiences and cultures. Connolly, Tierney et al appeal to lowest common denominator audiences and do not draw the numbers that great humorists do. They rely on props, in the form of playacting, to mask the true person and their words which when exposed for what they are, are inane. The UK media can convince large portions of its public of virtually anything. I hope you laugh and smile each day, come what may.
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I could listen to Billy's stories forever 💪👌
I have been... first bumped into him as a wee lad in 1976... right at the height of Welly boot hysteria...
A waste of time - he's just not funny.
@@pappy9473 Yet you choose to watch his videos 🤔
@@pappy9473 but you took the time???
If I was asked who I'd want to spend eternity with. I think I'd have to pick Billy. I don't think you could ever get tired of listening to his stories and he seems like great person to be around.
I’m so sad that we will never see another comedian of this quality. Best ever imo.
Jod?
How do you know that? Can you predict the future?
I lost it when he sang the Teddy Bear’s Picnic song, what a legend
In Bills words 'f*ckin brilliant! What a story teller!. Thanks for the laughs Billy.
My comedy hero. Saw him in 2010. My stomach muscles hurt the next day from laughing so much the night before. Love you Billy
As funny as a seal fart , pardon my French
@@TNT-km2eg I bet you've never smelt a seal fart.
@@TNT-km2eg What French? Anyway a seal fart can be funny, particularly if it shits itself.
So glad he’s now writing his stories down in books for the next generation
most of today's "woke" generation is probably reading them and getting so highly offended.
@@chaoticneutral6288 who says i'm offended about people being offended? pretty big assumption on your part. in a way, i actually find it somewhat amusing that people in this generation cant seem to figure out what they are or are not offended by. and that often times, people get so offended over the stupidest things, and how they'll practically have a mental breakdown over something small that wasnt offensive at one point. i actually grew up in a generation where people werent so thin-skinned and easily offended over the smallest or the stupidest things.
What books?
Billy Connolly is a legend!! He is hilarious!
I watched Billy all through the Arctic season, loved it.
Well done on your award from the fellowship Billly!! Love you!! 😋😁
I had the great pleasure of seeing Billy in person on 2 occasions. Each time I went with about 10 friends whom I had converted into "Big Yin" fans.
This amazingly talented man overcame a difficult life as a young boy to become the hands down funniest human on earth. I have never laughed so hard in my life as when I watched him perform. He deserves all of the good things life can provide. Even though I can recall most of his humorous stories by heart, it still makes me laugh to see him tell it again. He is a world's treasure.
If you had seen Billy live you would know his act wasn't just stories. He would talk about anything that had happened to him or he'd seen that day or that week or previous week. That's why the videos here are a poor substitute for what he does live, most have been edited in some way. The best option to live, are the DVDs.
Probably the world's funniest man.
Les dawsan was the funniest comedion.
@@lesleyrennie8661 Don't be silly of course he wasn't. At least spell his name right. And comedian.
Billy connolly is such a gift to the world!!
Love your troosers, Billy 🤗🔥🔥🔥🌹♥️
I’m so glad these clips are starting up again. Thanks Billy.
Freeloader.
So you're a freeloader.
That's the first I've seen this...nearly choked on my Liquorice Allsorts! 🤣🤣🤣
Love You Big Yin and have a Safe and Happy Weekend, XXXX
Haven't you cottoned on yet that Billy doesn't read the messages.
Saw him on this tour when he came through Chicago. Hands down the funniest 90 mins of my life. Love ya, Big Yin!
@A_Final_Hit. I was at this gig at the Hammersmith Odeon, January 2010.
Billy = the best ever.
Whenever someone asks what is a comedian the answer should be Billy Connolly, not PC but never offensive simply a genius!
The answer will be who a particular person's favourite comedian is. Why should it be Billy.
Hail to the king of comedy
I love him sooooo much, a fantastic man with a gentle soul, and funny bones running through his whole body ❤️❤️❤️❤️
He’s a absolute funny man.. I love him to bits 🥰🥰
Sublime. 💯% GOAT
Fan-bloody-tastic
😂 The 'big yin' still the BEST ever
There never will be another like him 😂😂
LOVE IT BILLY AT HIS BEST
Brilliant!
What a comedian,, brilliarnt
Hes a genius
I do wish RUclips would ban the overuse of the word genius..
Just brilliant 👏🏻
Aye I watched it big yin...🙂🏴🏴
Never see his like again
Excellent! Thank you.
Always loved this guy...... Living life like it should be...... Its a clown world after all... 😂🤪🤡
Watched five times still cracks me up
We love you, Billy.
I think he slipped up there… ‘they used to drop me off in the morning.’ 😂😂
I love Billy, there’s no one like him and never will be again. The closest I think we came was the late Norman Maclean.
I've seen him several times over the years, and it wasn't unusual for him to slip up. Unsurprising since never had a script.
Billy and paddy get together - you know there's going to be fun and games. 'Thank christ' there wasn't a pub there too
A pub in the arctic. And Billy teetotal.
Natural genius and a delight to listen to and watch him.. I think Ricky Gervais nicked the Polar bear's nose bit for his own very funny take on Arctic hares v Polar bears.. depends which went out first 😅
Gervais is funny.
Connolly is not remotely humorous.
@@pappy9473 you're entitled to your opinion but hundreds of millions might disagree along with the country of Scotland and I doubt Ricky will be getting a Knighthood real soon...although he is very funny in his own right..
@@markdziadulewicz6160 RV is not a sell out simply to gain popularity yet he is globally recognised.
And a British monach will always pander to her masses...
@@pappy9473 whatever.... btw who's RV? Masses should tell you how popular Billy is but never mind...
@@pappy9473 congratulations. The worst opinion I have ever read. Good man
In Billy's words I rolled around eating the carpet laughing at this story
Stop lying. Anyway when did Billy say that.
Even though the bear hiding its nose story isn't true, it's still dang funny!!!
It so telling of the humour with Billy and that of an S A S soldier so alike but different,, or maybe not 👍
What are you going on about.
Hey Billy ! ❤️✌️😁🤣
Just fu...ing brillant!
My father was in the Irish Guards for 22 years; tried to join the SAS twice but failed the course both times. Still, not many are asked back for a second try.
100 💯 Where are You ???
"Unfortunately they're all white" -- I laughed out loud. Perfect delivery. And the nose joke, even better, but I won't spoil it for ya.
I used to have a dog team. They didn't eat seal meat, but it wasn't pleasant being on the back of the sled when they farted or pooped.
I have seen Billy 2 times... And no matter how good or bad his jokes are, you are going to leave the concert with a side spitting ache from all the laughing...I remember he wa doing a skit about grapes flying out his nose or somebody's nose & the reason I can not remember who's because I was laughing so hard
He told stories not jokes.
I so love Billy. I just die laughing. 😂😂❤❤❤😂😂
If only.
What are we going to do without him? There's no one left to cut through the bull shit.
We'll manage, or I will anyway.
“… today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic!” In case people don’t know the children’s song 🙂
many thanks.
I bet that was not funny at the time!! 😂😂
THANK YOU SO MUCH. being a foreigner I would have totally missed the punchline.
I suppose with Google there are people on earth that don't know what that is
Surely you don,t have to explain Billy’s joke for people!!!
He is not kidding about Polar Bears covering their noses. They also start eating you before you're dead. So, like...gulp!
'They used to drop me off in the mornin' 😂😂😂
Thinks...ooops shit!
'Well they dropped me off and I was campin and they would come in the mornin..'
How many Americans got that last joke? Hilarious if you’ve ever had a teddy bear picnic, unfathomable if you haven’t.
What's having a teddy bear picnic got to do with it, it's a song.
Or the alternative joke song.."Today's the day, the Teddy bears get their picks nicked.."
Jokes are supposed to be funny, and that rubbish you posted certainly wasn't.
The Polar bear story about the nose is true !!!
You mean it walks on 3 legs.
What’s that melody the guy on the radio was making?
‘The Teddy Bear’s Picnic’ 😁
Here ya go ruclips.net/video/dZANKFxrcKU/видео.html
love this so much truthfulls lightsfulls waysfulls in jesus christ name
♥️🍁🤗🇨🇦🐘
Man he looks like a pirate here. So funny
The polar bear does cover its nose while tracking a prey.
@Rombizio. You mean it walks with three legs?
@@irbennett No. It covers it in snow and when it needs a closer approach I puts the nose under a snow mound or bank.
@@Rombizio Funny I've seen a few films showing a polar bear hunting a seal, they never did any of that.
@@irbennett Seal? Seals are easy prey. They don't even move.
@@Rombizio That's why they hunt them. The seals eyesight is lousy that's why the bear doesn't cover its nose. The seal will smell it though. That's what polar bears mainly eat, seals. They will only go for a human as a last resort.
Stuck himself in there " they dropped me off in the morning " lol 😆
Not you as well.
Is Billy, Beatlejuice ya think? 🤔.
@johnhague5155. Nope, nyet, non, nein etc etc.
0:58 consequence of only eating protein, it happens too all meat eaters including humans....!...lol
Yes billy I watched it and seen this dvd and you might have killed the world. Warren my oldest freind serverd on on of the trident subs. You might understand the worry about the end of the world. My grandma was Anastasia the missing child of the Russian royality. You caused this problem Mr Brown.
You're a nut job.
Says the spokesman for the lunatic fringe.
Why have they removed the story about the iceberg
It doesn't fit their agenda that all the ice is melting.
I don't know. The iceberg with a face like Jesus is my favourite part of the story. It was edited out for some reason.
👈Yes, husky farts are the worst!!!!!!
Two Shea, 😅
Polar bears nose ? Stealing from Ricky Gervaise or other way round?
@TNT-km2eg Other way round.
He might be a good comic but he sucks in the arctic.
The whole point of the program, you muppet.
Why?
“Acrtic?” Really?
?????
@@MacMcCaskill, the original post mis-spelled arctic. Not hard to figure out.
@@garywagner2466 Yet you pointed it out.
Funny if your 8
I have no idea why people think he is humorous; prancing about, constant foul language, and always laughing at his own 'jokes'.
Tommy Tiernan is of the same ilk.
Just not genuinely funny.
So why are you watching this?
The medical profession can do wonderful things these days: perhaps a sense of humour transplant might be possible. I'd look into it if I were you.
@@DieFlabbergast On the greater scale of things Connolly has a small following compared to more complex comedians, who reach international audiences and cultures.
Connolly, Tierney et al appeal to lowest common denominator audiences and do not draw the numbers that great humorists do. They rely on props, in the form of playacting, to mask the true person and their words which when exposed for what they are, are inane.
The UK media can convince large portions of its public of virtually anything.
I hope you laugh and smile each day, come what may.
You mean you genuinely don't find him funny.
Do you have a Guid relationship with your psychotherapist?????
😂 The 'big yin' still the BEST ever
There never will be another like him 😂😂