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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2023
  • Timothée Chalamet's Calm app sleep story recording session doesn't go as planned.
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  • @calm
    @calm 6 месяцев назад +3422

    How did they know about our directing techniques?
    TBH... we'd still listen to this.

  • @anto4380delaguaridaa
    @anto4380delaguaridaa 6 месяцев назад +3035

    his voice is actually so soothing, I need this

  • @nicarainbow5646
    @nicarainbow5646 6 месяцев назад +340

    "Chatty lil bitch" got me 😂😂

  • @nedacekovic6140
    @nedacekovic6140 4 месяца назад +243

    "baby boy" got me😂😂

  • @85jongo
    @85jongo 6 месяцев назад +1824

    Chalamet is just one of those hosts who knows how to nail it on SNL like Baldwin. Would be awesome to see him host in coming years.

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk 6 месяцев назад +26

      He does! But he also gives everyone the respect and flowers they deserve. He finds a way to make them shine too, which I think is not only extra good as the host but as someone in the industry that really isn't so big.

    • @sjinzaar
      @sjinzaar 6 месяцев назад +2

      Baldwin or Chalamet? ❤😂

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@sjinzaar My boy, Chalamet. How can you not love a guy like that? And he's so young. The youngest to be nominated for an Oscar at that time. He's going to do amazing things.

    • @jamesgoble9254
      @jamesgoble9254 6 месяцев назад +7

      so, dont give chalamet a gun, noted.

    • @norahfarber1076
      @norahfarber1076 6 месяцев назад +3

      Not sure what you meant but Baldwin has hosted SNL 17 times and this clip is from Chalamet's second time hosting SNL.

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois 6 месяцев назад +867

    I would actually kinda like to see this be a reoccurring series. Have different actors read story for the Calm Sleep app that become progressively more and more bizarre.

    • @joedecristoforo5434
      @joedecristoforo5434 6 месяцев назад +3

      It is, but for JJ Watt/Madden etc

    • @sh3cat13
      @sh3cat13 6 месяцев назад +6

      Dude I would love that

  • @Kool-AidKitten
    @Kool-AidKitten 6 месяцев назад +1621

    I would totally listen to this if it was released as a Sleep Story. I was dying of laughter over this skit! 😂

    • @DrChristopherMueller
      @DrChristopherMueller 6 месяцев назад

      Which part of this dog shit was
      Funny?

    • @mds1171
      @mds1171 6 месяцев назад +5

      ya right bot

    • @nate9361
      @nate9361 6 месяцев назад +4

      Then it would be really terrible as a sleep story.

    • @Mattel_IQ
      @Mattel_IQ 6 месяцев назад

      the fuck is that !!?@@SaturdayNightLiveLive

    • @jaredt.murphy8257
      @jaredt.murphy8257 6 месяцев назад +1

      He has some recorded on the "calm" app, "the #1 meditation app"

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 6 месяцев назад +508

    "Plants to plot./pot" Timmy steamrolled that botched line like a pro!

  • @zoebass3459
    @zoebass3459 6 месяцев назад +2405

    how does alec baldwin ALWAYS come back 😭

    • @bn8682
      @bn8682 6 месяцев назад

      not sure perhaps by being rich in a notoriously corrupt state like New Mexico where he killed someone not so long ago?

    • @Jmcinally94
      @Jmcinally94 6 месяцев назад +399

      They're just gonna drip feed him tiny cameos until people change their association with him. Lorne Michael enabling his character rehabilitation better than any other PR firm

    • @panthersoul
      @panthersoul 6 месяцев назад +154

      He ain’t back yet. He shot someone and took no responsibility. I think Lorne is done.

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer 6 месяцев назад

      @@panthersoulare you fucking serious? he fired a gun that was supposed to be an empty prop gun, it was in zero way his fault

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 6 месяцев назад +205

      ​@panthersoul
      It was an accident, but I understand you could cause the confusion there.

  • @ChantaBrite
    @ChantaBrite 6 месяцев назад +70

    Punkie looked so nice here

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 6 месяцев назад +478

    I don't care what Timothée Chalamet says. He'll always make me go to sleep by his voice alone.

    • @cwg73160
      @cwg73160 6 месяцев назад +5

      Did he say you couldn’t go to sleep?

    • @Firepuma27
      @Firepuma27 6 месяцев назад +22

      I melt when he speaks French

    • @javiruiz8365
      @javiruiz8365 5 месяцев назад +4

      Right!! He is so boring

    • @Noxic72
      @Noxic72 4 месяца назад +2

      @@javiruiz8365 that's not what they're saying pookie

    • @trangvu2525
      @trangvu2525 2 месяца назад

      ​@@javiruiz8365you are.not him

  • @Briannaf57
    @Briannaf57 6 месяцев назад +106

    Timothee needs to do one of these for real because his voice is incredibly calming.

  • @emilypratt699
    @emilypratt699 6 месяцев назад +101

    we need a full one now timothee

  • @veramerlot4111
    @veramerlot4111 6 месяцев назад +36

    You gonna drive me crazy baby boy🤣🤣🤣 I love andrew.

  • @peteywheatstraws4909
    @peteywheatstraws4909 6 месяцев назад +22

    This guy knew how to work his material.
    Excellent MC.

  • @e.d.4664
    @e.d.4664 6 месяцев назад +337

    you can tell he had fun with this one😭😭

  • @reginageorgetownuni
    @reginageorgetownuni Месяц назад +5

    ...said Dumbledore calmly.

  • @ClassicBookASMR
    @ClassicBookASMR 6 месяцев назад +230

    I love Dismukes so much. He has a million dollars and looks exactly like Brad Pitt.

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x 6 месяцев назад +67

    between "nah, that's not it" and timothee full on screaming... wow 😂

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes 6 месяцев назад +27

    Punkie’s eye makeup looks so pretty!

  • @montananerd8244
    @montananerd8244 6 месяцев назад +40

    Geez lorne must really love alec. Cant say I'd be using him rn, but he is actually a fantastic narrator. He did a documentary about a local artist (ben steele, the man who painted the Bataan Death March) & he really did do an exceptional job.

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 6 месяцев назад +7

      Do people not recall he was Mr. Conductor on Shining Times Station (after Ringo Starr & George Carlin) & narrated stories about Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends? He also narrated Wes Anderson's The Royal Tannenbaums.

  • @andwa5172
    @andwa5172 6 месяцев назад +21

    Actually fell asleep to the story before it got to minute 2 - highly recommend Chalamet as an actual Calm host for the future!

  • @rachnakochhar7822
    @rachnakochhar7822 5 месяцев назад +22

    Would love a sleep story read by Timothee Chalamet @calm

  • @aungkaungkhantansonharris4829
    @aungkaungkhantansonharris4829 6 месяцев назад +89

    I would definitely listen to Timothee's sleep story if calm make it real

  • @mydogsartforyou2600
    @mydogsartforyou2600 6 месяцев назад +81

    why was he wearing a backpack

    • @Infinite-Animation-Art
      @Infinite-Animation-Art 18 дней назад

      That is a good question?!😮😮😮😮

    • @obriendeb61
      @obriendeb61 18 дней назад +2

      It’s probably fashion!

    • @gga83
      @gga83 16 дней назад +2

      To seems like is a casual moment

    • @gwenalyn1410
      @gwenalyn1410 10 дней назад +2

      Why is he so hot?

    • @imanolvalencia8894
      @imanolvalencia8894 3 дня назад +1

      A backpack is a sign of youth that's what he said

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 6 месяцев назад +492

    I could definitely fall asleep to Alec Baldwin talking about his patented homemade recipe for Schweddy Balls.

  • @user-gh5fy9bi2l
    @user-gh5fy9bi2l 6 месяцев назад +200

    I would actually listen to him read me a story fr 😭

  • @HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle
    @HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle 6 месяцев назад +318

    Who kinda wants to hear Timothée speak French here? 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois 6 месяцев назад +8

      As an Acadian and fan of Timothée, I would love that!

    • @javiruiz8365
      @javiruiz8365 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’m good

  • @happier2075
    @happier2075 6 месяцев назад +19

    Man, a dream come true if Timmy did a real sleep story. I will continue pray for it.

  • @Kool-AidKitten
    @Kool-AidKitten 6 месяцев назад +66

    "NOW I GOT DOO DOO ON MY HANDS!" I Iost it at that part! 😄

  • @vanitymarks8798
    @vanitymarks8798 6 месяцев назад +18

    YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY BABY BOY

    • @hihowareyouthen
      @hihowareyouthen 6 месяцев назад +1

      This cracked me up! His delivery...😂

  • @KyCandicee
    @KyCandicee 6 месяцев назад +19

    THIS SYYYUUUCCKKSSSSSS

  • @kanyasenzsa831
    @kanyasenzsa831 6 месяцев назад +83

    This was a good SNL episode, every skip was entertaining. Good job Timothee and cast...😊🙃😂🤣😁

  • @crenge
    @crenge 6 месяцев назад +231

    Alex Baldwin has been through a lot in recent years.I’m glad they have him back.I know it probably makes him feel good to do his hilarious comedy on the show!

    • @Cow80y
      @Cow80y 6 месяцев назад +18

      🤨

    • @jeremyarenas6627
      @jeremyarenas6627 6 месяцев назад

      you mean, killed a woman?

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B 6 месяцев назад +10

      I've always loved his Trump impression. I thought SNL might have done a very unfortunate cordon-sanitaire on him. He accidentally shot somebody because the studio screwed up with restricting the armoury from doing their job. I can't belive what he's going though.
      There is one person in our village who accidentally backed over a child 15 years ago and he has never been the same. He always carrys his head low and speaks in a quick whisper just ending each interaction with others immedatley. A total reverse of his original personality. It's so sad, I can't imagine.

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 5 месяцев назад +10

      The woman he shot doesnt care

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Eoin-Bthey refilled charges against Baldwin. They don’t do that unless there is a reason. He needs to take responsibility for his actions. By the way…he was also the producer which means he hired the armorer

  • @jaredvlogs8891
    @jaredvlogs8891 6 месяцев назад +14

    the hair is driving me WILD.

  • @e.d.4664
    @e.d.4664 6 месяцев назад +16

    daphne is so real

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 6 месяцев назад +40

    Timothee did a great job love sleep story it was so fun ,and soothing 😂.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 6 месяцев назад +53

    Timmy did a good job

  • @awesomedog01
    @awesomedog01 6 месяцев назад +16

    Saturday Night Live has been HILLARIOUS!!!! for like the last four weeks. So fun to watch again!!!!

  • @autumnmoonASMR
    @autumnmoonASMR 6 месяцев назад +7

    i love all these skits but i also love how his perfume ad was right before this i thot it was a part of snl loollll

  • @mishaa7263
    @mishaa7263 5 месяцев назад +6

    punkie looks glam af in makeup 😂😂

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza 6 месяцев назад +26

    Punkie really got to work this week.

  • @jamesmueller5038
    @jamesmueller5038 2 месяца назад +1

    Wow, what a comedic genius, he kills it every time.

  • @erinfennessy5332
    @erinfennessy5332 6 месяцев назад +17

    I actually listen to the Get Sleepy stories every night 😂 this is awesome

  • @donaldpump8882
    @donaldpump8882 6 месяцев назад +93

    I can't tell you how many times I imagine dogs pooping when I'm trying to sleep.

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 6 месяцев назад +12

      Please, let's keep it that way

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 6 месяцев назад

      I don't count sheep, I count dog turds... ;-P
      Now, LET'S GET CALM!

    • @PapagenoX09
      @PapagenoX09 6 месяцев назад

      You won the internet the day you posted this comment. 😂

  • @vmd0734
    @vmd0734 6 месяцев назад +12

    Punkie looks GORGEOUS

  • @zabooka
    @zabooka 6 месяцев назад +3

    So calming

  • @MikhaoMehrin22
    @MikhaoMehrin22 Месяц назад +2

    Timothée voice is soothing like an Angel
    But he has a deep Demon voice
    He showed it Dune part two as Lisan Al Gaib
    Notice it next time
    It ecos like a mix of different voice
    Very powerful
    He sometimes slips that voice here and there
    It comes up when he raps aggressively
    Or here shouts
    You can differentiate how different that voice is
    As if he's possessed 😅
    I love this about him❤

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 месяцев назад +43

    Where's that sleep demon when we need him?

  • @colehenry9208
    @colehenry9208 6 месяцев назад

    Like he’s really soothing

  • @krafty0518
    @krafty0518 6 месяцев назад +8

    *Note to self: do not listen with any food or beverage otherwise you will choke and/or spit!!! I listen to Calm every night and found this parody absolutely hilarious!!!!!

  • @NoNameFan
    @NoNameFan 4 месяца назад +3

    Punkie looking so pretty in this!

  • @noeliaortiz2974
    @noeliaortiz2974 6 месяцев назад +38

    This was awesome! I laughed so much and then Alec showed up! 🎉🎉😂 Perfection!! ❤

  • @lyssums
    @lyssums 6 месяцев назад +13

    Punkys SpongeBob ai line had me gasping for air. So good.

  • @SuperiorDave
    @SuperiorDave 4 месяца назад

    Seriously, I get tears every time I watch it

  • @HighAshy
    @HighAshy 6 месяцев назад +1

    Okay I need this audiobook by Timothée 😀👍

  • @carterzealand5423
    @carterzealand5423 6 месяцев назад +8

    i love hearing timothees laugh after 3:20 hahah

  • @Supersauly2
    @Supersauly2 6 месяцев назад

    This made me so calm

  • @mopnem
    @mopnem 6 месяцев назад +14

    Timothy is working through these bad scripts, I’ll give him that.

  • @Learn-Digital-Art
    @Learn-Digital-Art 15 дней назад

    Well,I....search a story to calm myself and get this. Now I can't sleep😂

  • @MJ-vu6mk
    @MJ-vu6mk 6 месяцев назад

    Punkie lokks STUNNING! omg

  • @alayahwilliams6197
    @alayahwilliams6197 2 месяца назад +1

    1:05 lmao
    1:57 IM CRYINGG

  • @marvelfan1739
    @marvelfan1739 2 месяца назад +2

    I liked how Alec just clapped when he said "Calm"

  • @holographic555
    @holographic555 28 дней назад +1

    Haha may i just say, this is fucking hilarious and soothing. I shall sleep like a baby.

  • @PipHalsey
    @PipHalsey 6 месяцев назад +86

    Dang, was hoping they'd end it with Alec baldwin reading off some lines from the story.

  • @caronstout354
    @caronstout354 6 месяцев назад +6

    Would totally listen to him tell the story of DUNE like this...

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 6 месяцев назад +13

    Now I need to see the SpongebobAI version of this sketch.

  • @alexlynn7517
    @alexlynn7517 Месяц назад +1

    i need timmy sleep story on spotify

  • @TrueWalker88
    @TrueWalker88 6 месяцев назад +3

    Punkie looks gorgeous.

  • @HappyLife693
    @HappyLife693 6 месяцев назад

    Yay!! Great twist in the end.

  • @natalievargas2285
    @natalievargas2285 6 месяцев назад

    HE NEEDS TO LEGITIMATELY DO THIS

  • @lucaskenjiwatanabe1986
    @lucaskenjiwatanabe1986 Месяц назад +1

    he almost became duke of arhakis in this one

  • @gonzalesgirls3225
    @gonzalesgirls3225 Месяц назад

    Nah hell nah😂😂😂❤❤❤
    Love him so much😂😂❤

  • @kodemasterx
    @kodemasterx 6 месяцев назад +31

    So nice to see Alec back on SNL...

  • @pheona1164
    @pheona1164 6 месяцев назад

    Hold on while I loop this. ❤

  • @matamorostexas7238
    @matamorostexas7238 6 месяцев назад

    Lmao I just watched calm last night, this is great.

  • @riverlfewer1
    @riverlfewer1 6 месяцев назад +3

    Why is he wearing a backpack? 😆

  • @Azraline
    @Azraline 6 месяцев назад +8

    Why did this sketch make no sense?? Like it didn’t seem like either of them were actually responding to the other one. “Oh he’s chatty.” “So you want me to be louder!!?” … what? That wasn’t stated, no.

    • @tae7x
      @tae7x 6 месяцев назад +3

      i think the louder part was supposed to be implied as a script note but could've used a shot of timmy looking over the script before saying it to let the audience know what he means. the chatty thing was him talking in between takes or stopping to ask questions/give notes

  • @anju04aa
    @anju04aa Месяц назад

    Timmy 😂❤

  • @popmilofirst
    @popmilofirst 6 месяцев назад +21

    I missed Alec. Glad he's back

  • @TerofiedBeats
    @TerofiedBeats 6 месяцев назад +3

    This would put me right to bed lmao 🤣

  • @sokitjamz8762
    @sokitjamz8762 6 месяцев назад +4

    Alright, this did get me to laugh a bit.

  • @stellastewart8212
    @stellastewart8212 6 месяцев назад +4

    punky and andrew are my fave duo

    • @RomanSionis85
      @RomanSionis85 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah it was nice seeing them
      partnered together here considering they both joined SNL 3 years ago 😁

  • @pillowcoach-inspireyoursle9836
    @pillowcoach-inspireyoursle9836 6 месяцев назад

    I can actually sleep well to that scream.😊

  • @benhofer2540
    @benhofer2540 6 месяцев назад +4

    Hey that’s the guy that murdered someone!

  • @ShadowJak8
    @ShadowJak8 6 месяцев назад +2

    wow with the strike over looks like even murderers are getting back to work

  • @elizabethpayne53
    @elizabethpayne53 6 месяцев назад

    Yes!! This was awesome!!!!

  • @spacecadet9852
    @spacecadet9852 6 месяцев назад +2

    Kinda feels like they are finally catching on to Tim Robinsons amazing sense of humor after the success of ITYSL

  • @antiheroine3611
    @antiheroine3611 5 месяцев назад

    I like when Timmy shows up

  • @arianabliss3034
    @arianabliss3034 Месяц назад

    this is how you write comedy for the 21st century! please keep this going!

  • @timothyjohnson1770
    @timothyjohnson1770 29 дней назад +1

    lol- "I AM PAUL MU-ADIB ATRIEDES"

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love Timmy here

  • @Uwa-eke1kb
    @Uwa-eke1kb 6 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know the name of the female cast member here but I have never seen her look more radiant. Holy cow! I had to rewind it at 0:47. Whoa, I don't know if it's the hair or what but she's a knockout.

    • @RomanSionis85
      @RomanSionis85 6 месяцев назад +1

      She is Punkie Johnson and yes I fully agree 👏

  • @rongluma-sd8qy
    @rongluma-sd8qy 6 месяцев назад

    As a member of CALM app , I really hope this story can reseals

  • @damunzy
    @damunzy 6 месяцев назад +3

    Great, he didn't shoot anyone!

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe 6 месяцев назад +1

    "We should've gone with spoungebob AI man" underrated line

  • @kaylawright6056
    @kaylawright6056 Месяц назад

    Thanks Timothee, ❤ u

  • @SophiaPanda-ed1gm
    @SophiaPanda-ed1gm Месяц назад

    😂😂 l love this so much 😂😂❤❤

  • @c-wordplay
    @c-wordplay 6 месяцев назад

    The studio 🎙️ skit's is nice 😆

  • @weightliftingwhisper
    @weightliftingwhisper 6 месяцев назад +1

    We need Gentlewhispering in the booth! 😴💤