Even the jabs they make at each other during the finale of this season was only hinted with murderous intent. Before that, it was a miracle they hadn’t broken out into another bout-though it was due to Millicent, undoubtedly.
Ah yes, the nude sunflower man. But instead of solar bodies he stares at a fucking tree. Jk I love daddy goldmask. Goldmask ending best ending. Corhyn is a soyjack cuckold.
"Childen can make us see the world much more clearly. Or at least they do when they are not being fed to a massive blasphemous serpent." The amount of resentment in those words is priceless.
The voices of reason are a dude which mind has been flayed by a supernatural disease without a cure and the woman containing the very source for said disease… yep, we’re screwed!
@@pancakes8670 Nope, common misconception. Mogh wanted an empyrian whether they wanted it or not, but had the bad luck of finding the empyrian who was better at mind rape than he was at rape rape. Mogh is STILL a moghlester.
17:47 Miriel was THIS close to revealing the whole Mogh-stole-Miquella-thing, which probably would have initiated about 500 more sessions between Malenia and Mogh
17:29 “YOU ARE A NAUGHTY TURTLE” phahaha, also his insult to her blindness at 15:54 took me out,,, especially when the music picked up. Radahn sweetie that was UNCALLED FOR.
You actually turned a tragic war story family drama into a comedy romance family drama and that is such perfect keep it up man i really love your channel ❤️❤️
Fun fact : saw a video of cult dialogue about dreambrew and Miriel, our dear church dog um turtle, is I quote ‘quite fond of the stuff’. In other words he enjoys alcohol 🍷 🍺
I feel that while the therapy sessions were mostly a scam for the demigods, it did eventually help Malenia and Radahn. So, at least something good came out of it. Though, Morgott is still addicted to boiled crab.
I'm sure my boy Miriel needs therapy himself after seeing all members of the demigod' s dysfunctionnal family. Also Maliketh would really need a therapy for his anger issues
I'm trying to fathom how Mohg expects to start a dynasty with Miquella when they are both male. Then again I don't how Radagon and Marika had kids when they are the same person.
@jeffcarroll1990shock he wasn't the moghlester mcpedo by choice brother was brainwashed to do it sure he did kidnapped him but he did wanted to be kidnapped to begin with I say justice for mohg
the series has forever changed the mood in elden ring for me. first time Mal dropped down and turned Ginger I laughed. I was like okay where is the real final boss? You know the one that matters, not the life support hooked up to her slam piece. now I don't know what I'd do if she didn't ging up.
"If I howl at the moon long enough eventually it'll go away" Blaidd... Honey my sweet husband... Ranni and I cant sleep if you keep howling at the big moon, unless it gets a big red eyed angry face.
Subscribe or Miriel will come after you
I'd smash the moon.
@@maggotbaby?🤔🤔 what do mean
@Fortissax-ze5wf Hey wanna know something fun?
@@maggotbaby yes
@@miimiibeschde4818 I have been documenting every single event in the streams. Truly is the treasure, the memories we made along the way
"As a turtle, I understand the need to be defensive" 😂😂😂
I love the turtle pope
😂😂😂
@1:44
"WHERE THE FUCK'S MY EGG??!?!?!?" will forever be my favorite line in the abridged series lol
Varre's line about getting a new disease and cartwheeling albinaurics is my top :P
Nah the WTF of godfrey wins
@@elarbustogamer6161 okay? When was there a competition for who had the best lines? I said my favorite line, not the best line you oompa loompa
My random favorite is, "FEED ME LIMBS!"😂
My new favorite is if I howl at it it'll eventually go away but it always returns
Mogh is gonna need a lot more therapy sessions after the whole Miquella debacle.
Hey, at least he beat the allegations
@@Jr-shiungHu He dead though
@@zukav3391 I dont think that will stop Turtle pope from squeezing Runes out of him.
The best therapy session was Malenia and Radhan, look how friendly and attached they have become
Even the jabs they make at each other during the finale of this season was only hinted with murderous intent.
Before that, it was a miracle they hadn’t broken out into another bout-though it was due to Millicent, undoubtedly.
That was the only SUCCESSFUL therapy session
Mirriel: incest is wincest
@@zerosorigin8387 I dunno, Rykards was very productive. He left satisfied and Miriel stopped getting scammed by Patches.
@@Estoc_Bestoc_ I mean…they’re gods so… 🤷♂️
"Wasn't Malenia ON TOP OF YOU, whispering into your ear before she showed her FLOWER" shiiiiiiiiit that was nasty XD
Miriel might need a therapist of his own, he could afford one easily with all those runes of his. Maybe he’ll go to Goldmask to seek some therapy…
Ah yes, the nude sunflower man. But instead of solar bodies he stares at a fucking tree.
Jk I love daddy goldmask. Goldmask ending best ending. Corhyn is a soyjack cuckold.
"-Moves finger slightly-"-Gold mask
"Oh gold mask, you can read the very essence of my soul"-Miriel.
The true golden order fundamentalists
He needs it after how many times he's heard about Rykard eating his children.
@@C.A.M584 I didn’t even know I commented that
"Childen can make us see the world much more clearly. Or at least they do when they are not being fed to a massive blasphemous serpent." The amount of resentment in those words is priceless.
Whatever the outcome, one thing is clear
Miriel is filthy rich, and makes the Elden Ring look worthless
And he will probably become even richer in season 2 . with the newest events that need to be processed.
Why bother with the Elden Ring when he's got that Elden BLING
YOU!!! I KNEW IT
Wait till Otis Milburn hears of this
“your brother also shared your fate yet HE remains calm, why do you think that is?” Well, you see, Morgott is what we would call a ‘house Omen’.
*Bruh!!!* You can't!!!
Sweet merciful Budha! You are playing a dangerous but chucklesome game Mario, my [brother in Christ]!
Respect! 👊
@@AsharOzborne95 👊😎
i wonder what other kinds of words may be used in that context...... hmmmm.... ni-
“STOP FEEDING MY CHILDREN TO YOUR CHILDREN!!!”
lel
When Malenia and Radahn are the only halfway normal people in this whole thing you know the Lands-Between are doomed.
The voices of reason are a dude which mind has been flayed by a supernatural disease without a cure and the woman containing the very source for said disease… yep, we’re screwed!
So a guy with aids and the gal who gave it to him
Apparently Mogh was normal too, and his insanity was from Miquella commanding him to act that way
@@pancakes8670
Nope, common misconception.
Mogh wanted an empyrian whether they wanted it or not, but had the bad luck of finding the empyrian who was better at mind rape than he was at rape rape.
Mogh is STILL a moghlester.
Only 3 minutes in, but I just love how everyone else has an AI VA, but Rykard is just... "TOGETHA... AS FAMILY... hMmMmM"
I went into this wondering how the VA would replicate his voice and what I got was 20x better
yeah the thing is that he simply doesnt have enough lines to have as sampling for an ai voice
@@adman4150it's way funnier tho
I’m as addicted to these videos as Morgot is addicted to boiled crab!
Me too maybe
@@jankokovac1229 No shame in it, these videos are the best!
Turtle Pope Therapy: 20% of the time it works every time.
“Yes my sweet snakey boy has a lot of problems”
“Famileeee”
“You must make a lot of runes from this Miriel”
“Bitch I’m rolling in them”
"Do not feed him the meat of my kin!" Gets me every time I hear it
He could taste the “FAMIIIILLLLYYYYYY” 😂
"I am not shackled! Thats why I have wings!"
"That was beautiful, Mohg."
"TO BE A MORE EFFICIENT SEXUAL PREDATOR!"
"That was less beautiful."
Made me crack up ngl 😂
Dude I can't with these words I just can't
Every single time I hear this line it kills me I don't know why
just like me fr
Hilarious.
He's not a predator
Can't wait for miquellaaa to explain himself
Imagine miquella going to miriel and he is one who became insane
17:47 Miriel was THIS close to revealing the whole Mogh-stole-Miquella-thing, which probably would have initiated about 500 more sessions between Malenia and Mogh
He predicted something else, alright...
The therapy sessions are probably my favourites of the series. Well, and the episodes on millicent radahn and millenia, its just so wholesome :D
I love how despite her saying her name hundreds of times, people manage to get Malenia's name wrong
We owe Mogh an apology
Demigod therapy was one of the best arcs in this series. I have no clue how you think of this stuff but it's endlessly entertaining
Turning radahn and malenias sibling rivalry into inappropriate innuendos... 🤣🤣🤣
17:29 “YOU ARE A NAUGHTY TURTLE” phahaha, also his insult to her blindness at 15:54 took me out,,, especially when the music picked up. Radahn sweetie that was UNCALLED FOR.
You actually turned a tragic war story family drama into a comedy romance family drama and that is such perfect keep it up man i really love your channel ❤️❤️
"Did you read that in a book,
oh wait YOUR BLIND!"
Millicent is the best character, she manage to get Malenia and Radahn to get along with each other, she's the best girl.😌
Malenia and Radahn were the only ones to work things out lmao
Fun fact : saw a video of cult dialogue about dreambrew and Miriel, our dear church dog um turtle, is I quote ‘quite fond of the stuff’. In other words he enjoys alcohol 🍷 🍺
Same
Mogh finally beat the allegations my man! Woo!
I feel that while the therapy sessions were mostly a scam for the demigods, it did eventually help Malenia and Radahn.
So, at least something good came out of it. Though, Morgott is still addicted to boiled crab.
I doubt they were a scam, he was just dealing with pretty uncooperative people and bad blood between them.
DAMN YOU MIQUELLA. YOU STICK MESSED MOHG UP BAD
Omg Ranni's VA is just so perfect. Such a hilarious compilation 😂😂😂
(After the DLC)
Mohg: ...
Morgott: ...
Miriel: ...
Mohg: I need f_cking help.
12:43 He has a point. Getting 5 extra vigor can provided more HP than Morgott's rune for a long ass time.
Braille is actually common in the Lands Between so Malenia can read like that.
Malenia is like daredevil and can feel the ink by touching it
I love that Radon and Malania could get along in the end.
Poor dog, he thought the wrong sibling was in love.
Rennala having such a loving relationship with Rykard is so heartwarming😊
Turtle: What’s a poodle?
Raani: I killed myself
Richest dog in all of liurnia
But he Is a tiger!!!
needs a remake, mogh beat the allegations
2:53 that one line and rykards answer really tickles me for some reason and I don't know why 🤣🤣🤣
we need a therapy session with brother corhyn and goldmask
19:00 my god he isn't asking for payment for its own sake, he's just trying to detur them
I like how he just says I was probably taking a piss. 😂
Now, Miriel is nowhere to be found, some rumors say that he might be in the caribbean sea…
Miriel is actually a pretty good therapist
Mohg beat the allegations. Its miquella who needs investigating now
mohg cleared of the allegations
I'm sure my boy Miriel needs therapy himself after seeing all members of the demigod' s dysfunctionnal family.
Also Maliketh would really need a therapy for his anger issues
Malekith would eat miriel
"Where the fuck is my egg?!" I was not ready for the panic.
Mohg beaten the allegations, he wasn't the Mohglester, he was Miquellasted
YES YES YES FINALLY! F*ck YALL DEMIGODS! I GOT MY OWN EPISODE!
Thank you very much for the kind Super, Miriel! I hope you still have plenty of runes in that shell of yours? You deserve them!
The Radahn and Malenia theraphy session has to be the most successful session Miriel's ever done.
I'm trying to fathom how Mohg expects to start a dynasty with Miquella when they are both male.
Then again I don't how Radagon and Marika had kids when they are the same person.
“The other day he called me a depressed alcoholic furry, i am NOT a furry.”
he's literally me fr
depressed and alcoholic
but not a furry.
15:57 "Oh, that's right, *you're blind* " and of course, the lion worshiper would be brutal-
The moghlester beat the aligations
Miquellester was just looking for a cupcake (to put the soul of his brother into
@@DanYami and then fu## his own brother.
I'd love to see an spin off where they all have a Chrismas family reunion, oh and Miriel can go too 😂😂
Votes for Maliketh to get therapy for his possible eating disorder? 😂
Rennala’s voice is so calming I love her sm
"STOP FEEDING MY CHILDREN TO YOUR CHILDREN" 😂😂 Incredible
Miriel's secretly gonna fund a whole lands between revolution army lol
Dog Pope best pope and the best therapist 👌
But he Is a tiger!!!
In a nutshell, these therapy sessions is "I am better than you not because you are worse than me. Not really because I am good."
Ranni: He press the Malenia button he shouldn’t have done that
Nice Dbza reference😂
Hahahahah
"you have to close your eyes"
"He has only one eye"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone needs to animate this
Mohg has beaten the allegations
Because he was just following orders?
@jeffcarroll1990shock no because it was against he's will brother was brainwashed man's a blood cultist but he wasn't mohglester mcpedophile by choice
@@jeffcarroll1990shock bro was not the moghlester he was the moghlested
@jeffcarroll1990shock he wasn't the moghlester mcpedo by choice brother was brainwashed to do it sure he did kidnapped him but he did wanted to be kidnapped to begin with I say justice for mohg
@@er5114Miq-lested*
"-he shouldn't have done that."
"FAMILYYYYYY"
The Mogh part aged well
...
He was still under Miquella's charms
This is more tragic now that the DLC has come out lol
11:31, "WELL MAYBE IF YOUR CHILDREN WEREN'T SO GOD DAMN TASTY."
Dracula?
Miriel does a small amount of trolling
Radahn being debatably stronger than meliana is looking better now and I like it
God these are so good, I only started playing Elden ring but this is fantastic
the series has forever changed the mood in elden ring for me. first time Mal dropped down and turned Ginger I laughed. I was like okay where is the real final boss? You know the one that matters, not the life support hooked up to her slam piece. now I don't know what I'd do if she didn't ging up.
I think that horn in the eye is what's causing all his problems. He didn't get that filed when he was coming up? Now its poking Mohg's brain meat.
"that was beautifully poetic"
Most atroshis thing said
"That was less beautiful"
"Where the FCKS MY EGG" HAHAHAHAHA
Patchis is a Bad Boy is Rily may fall 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mohg is innocent 🙏
This is undoubtedly the best video on the internet. I won't have any opinions otherwise
"You look like a smurf"
Ranni smurfing in pisslow elo confirmed?
allegations officially beatern mohg
I just realised that the demigods are very few in number ,even if you count messmer and melina they are still like what ?8?
Melina is also a part of the number sooo 9?
Why did I suddenly fall in love with this series? It is awesome 👍, El Cuervo declares you one of the kings of RUclips. Also, the dub is just awesome 😎
Thérapie session is also the best video
Mohg really hits different in this video after th dlc.
i wanna see miriel w a white mask
pls someone must do it
"If I howl at the moon long enough eventually it'll go away" Blaidd... Honey my sweet husband... Ranni and I cant sleep if you keep howling at the big moon, unless it gets a big red eyed angry face.
Yeah, Mohg, we get it, it’s not a phase, we forgive you.
I don't care about the therapy i just care for the turtle
Radahn and Malenia therapy actually worked lol
"I really wish demigods would stop showing up here.. ." Miriel is suffering from sucess.
TOGETHAAA! DEVOUR!
Boil crab is a good addiction