@@DigitalPhoenix.Which doesn't apply to him since he's not actually a therapist. If anything, he should get in trouble for practicing without a license
The fingers don't talk as the ancient dragon put it they only diddle and fiddle but the frenzied flame only arrives when you eat one of their 'grapes.' @@somebody4094
Taught Ranni everything she knows and gets a cut from the Glint business, the mental illness? Just a trick to get people to leave her alone so she could get some work done in peace
I'm the only one who expected that Miriel was also going to ask Radragon for runes and if he didn't give it, he was going to tell everyone that he and Marika are the same person.
He gonna wish he had kept those runes to hire protection. At least half of demigods think he's completely useless and now they all know the threat he poses sitting on their secrets. Night of the black knives would look like a birthday party compared to what they'd be capable of if they hunted Pope Turtle *together.*
They better be careful, if you think about it turtle pope has: A Massive health pool, insane defense, and access to and skill enough in to teach spells of both types, including the rather broken ones from the Giants and ancient dragon prayerbooks...do YOU want to see something that size use ancient dragon's lightning strike while hiding in its shell?
Yeah, they owe Malenia and not Turtle Pope. And she doesn't care because Morgott is her big brother and Godrick... well, she can just kick his ass anytime...
@@TheRisky9idk why but i personally enjoy the idea that morggot being the eldest and of course has to deal with everyones shit is malenia's favorite sibling (behind her brother) now o headcannon everyone's favorite or atleast one of their favorites siblings is morggot mostly cause dude has to deal with so much man probably doesnt sleep
*determined footsteps*= Miriel’s on the warpath. *loveless marriage footsteps*= Morgott’s relationship status. *microscopic footsteps*= Godrick’s cruel handicap from God. *Luccid dream footsteps*= Radahn is a confirmed wannabe sister-diddling masochist. *troubled footsteps*= Melina is an emo because she was gaslit by her family and Miriel feels bad about trying to extort her for money during such a trying time. *happy footsteps*= Miriel is happy that Malenia is an upstanding citizen that pays her and her family’s bills and taxes on time. OORR…Malenia is a confirmed wannabe brother-diddling sadist. OOOORRRR both? *cheesy footsteps*= Mohg gunna be eatin GOOD tonite, in more ways than one. Giggity. *dangerous footsteps*= something about runes makes Miriel feel like a dangerous wom- doooog.
Oh my God, miriel Is the legendary outer God of turtles, nobody has ever make demi gods tremble but he done It ( ranni deserved that), really a chad turtles🗿. PS wonderful work, keep goin
Another reason why Radhan is player’s favorite. He also wants to „fight” Malenia. One of us. One of us. One of us. Shit, the Bug simps or putrid corpses saying this to Radhan would be hilarious.
Nobody tell Miriel about Gamera, the power will go to his head! Rennala being the "mastermind" though is pretty funny. Blaidd please stop eating the academy sorcerers, Glintstone might be a good high, but the sorcerers are too crunchy for wolf teeth, and I don't think there's a dentist or vet in The Lands Between :(
Once again, Mohg remains the kindest and most generous demigod of them all. He graciously handed over his runes without complaints because he knows it’s the right thing to do. Mohgwyn Dynasty FTW! 🩸🔱
Next Episode: Miriel gets sued for threatening to break medical confidentiality.
Do they still have lawyers?
he's not a licensed therapist so that doesn't apply to him
@@paracame8162 In that Case, for practicing without license.
He broke patient therapist confidentiality while talking to Melania, because he mentioned Radahn’s secret
@@DigitalPhoenix.Which doesn't apply to him since he's not actually a therapist. If anything, he should get in trouble for practicing without a license
Funny how a therapist turtle owns everyone except the one who suppose to be mentally ill
the lord of the franzied flame and three fingers should have a nice therapy session with the turtle pope
The fingers don't talk as the ancient dragon put it they only diddle and fiddle but the frenzied flame only arrives when you eat one of their 'grapes.' @@somebody4094
@@somebody4094i dont think there's a shrink alive or undead ot whatever the fuck alucard is (legion motherfucker) that could deal with THAT
To be fair, every person that Marika has ever remotely interacted with has got a few screws loose...
“The ones where she BLOOMS all over you.”
Look Radahn, if you ain’t gonna embrace it then I guess I-
*COUGH*
Ranni will be jealous, I'd rather avoid her, especially because her 4 hands may be pleasant, but definitely not if each hand snaps its fingers at you
That Rot#### isn't worth it!
@@Terry.sd_Whittleooh it sure is~
@@fanhasbanbas369 There's not enough FP and "Flame, Cleanse Me!" in the world to make that end well XD
Poor dude just caught Scarlet Rot. Won't be seeing him ever again. May he rest in peace.
Bro Malenia and Mohg are some respectable citizens they probably pay their taxes on time.
Hiw the hell did respectable citizen get used in a sentence describing an incestuous pedophile? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
@@Jeezes718.....YES
Hey, if even the Joker knew not to mess with the I.R.S. then I am sure even Demigods would be able to learn.
@@Jeezes718 In his defense, he was feeling pretty silly at the time.
When they are not being used by outer gods
Angry Miriel makes me feel weird... and scared
"You should always fear the wrath of a gentle man"
~ Me
Rennala is the real mastermind. People thought Seluvus was a puppet master but he pales in comparison to the Queen of the Full Moon
Wasn't he also just a puppet?
She just uses the Therapy as a front to fund her academy. And tells Muriel secrets to leverage the runes out of everyone.
Taught Ranni everything she knows and gets a cut from the Glint business, the mental illness? Just a trick to get people to leave her alone so she could get some work done in peace
@@Karak-_- yeah it’s implied he is Pidia’s puppet. But perhaps a puppet with it’s own autonomy
@@SM-zg8miThat theory never made much sense whoever. If Seluvis is just a puppet then why Pidia lost control of the puppets right after Seluvis died
Muriel is a menace
Muriel has the right. He wasn't getting paid.
You ever see a pissed off turtle? Hope you can run buddy, because its your only defense.
@@silverblade357 He also didn't have license. Forget about payment, he should be in jail!
@@silverblade357not really considering he dropped out, he doesn’t have a license
@@ArawnOfAnnwn In that case, as an unlicensed therapist unbound by the trade, he is under no obligation to hold onto those secrets!
You can evade paying taxes, but you can't evade paying your therapist.
I love how Miriel told malenia regardless, he truly didn't even care about the demigods secrets
Radagon is such a bad parent buhu
Meanwhile Renala:
Yeah, at the very least Radagon tells it straight to your face and he doesnt care if you like it or not.
Poor Radahn and Malenia, they cannot escape the ship...
In the meantime, Millicent is shipping her with Let me Solo Her.
@@TheRisky9Malenia gonna change her name to
Let me solo him
They can now
@@Tahu33446 You think the DLC is their savior?
@@JABRIEL251 Well I dunno
So Radahn keeps dreaming about Malenia's Scarlet Aeonia? Considering what it had done to him, it's more a recurring nightmare than a dream 😅
Radahn a masochist confirmed?
Maybe he’s a masochist?
Some ppl just wanna be wrecked...in bed
@@MyShiroyuki Bro keeps arrows in his back, of course he is
That Scarlet rotussy Made Bro act unwise
That "damn right" gets me every time😂. Get your money Muriel!
This is accurate for tortoises. Mine goes up to everyone in the house “where snacks?!” And he’s a great listener
There’s nothing more scarier than an angry turtle
Turtle? I thought it was a dog
@@nitrofighter58it was a tiger
No! It was a cow👍@@matiasnoguera461
Miriel woke up and chose violence.
I'm the only one who expected that Miriel was also going to ask Radragon for runes and if he didn't give it, he was going to tell everyone that he and Marika are the same person.
"Rykard you blasphemous bastard!" is something I didn't expect to make me chuckle but it did
He gonna wish he had kept those runes to hire protection. At least half of demigods think he's completely useless and now they all know the threat he poses sitting on their secrets. Night of the black knives would look like a birthday party compared to what they'd be capable of if they hunted Pope Turtle *together.*
*togethaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He seems to be immortal. If the tarnished tries to kill him, you can’t.
@@ferretyluv There are fates worse than death.
They better be careful, if you think about it turtle pope has: A Massive health pool, insane defense, and access to and skill enough in to teach spells of both types, including the rather broken ones from the Giants and ancient dragon prayerbooks...do YOU want to see something that size use ancient dragon's lightning strike while hiding in its shell?
Miriel can't walk because his legs stopped working, but his wrath didn't stop him to go to the demigods to charge them
Literally all over the Lands Between and not even the best way logistics wise.
@@TheRisky9 My mans got his steps in!
Miriel casually became the fastest creature on the Lands Between to collect money
I’m impressed
Poor Melina, she's still in shock after being gaslit so hard...it's okay, we know you aren't racist
Oh right Malenia Is the richest demigod from all the tarnished she kills daily
Yeah, she runs Tarnished for their runes and their foams just for waking her up
@@thinkingsoutherner9911 Lady Malenia, I figured out where Miqu-
*SLICE*
Malenia: …wait, what was that?
I might be crazy enough to take on Yura, but Miriel? Nooo thank you!
The cheese pizza bit fucking broke me!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Let alone Varré wielding Ghiza's Wheel and looking so tiny lol
If i have been following this series correctly i think he just robbed morgott and godrick
yes
Yeah, they owe Malenia and not Turtle Pope. And she doesn't care because Morgott is her big brother and Godrick... well, she can just kick his ass anytime...
@@TheRisky9idk why but i personally enjoy the idea that morggot being the eldest and of course has to deal with everyones shit is malenia's favorite sibling (behind her brother) now o headcannon everyone's favorite or atleast one of their favorites siblings is morggot mostly cause dude has to deal with so much man probably doesnt sleep
Damn, Turtle Pope is really out for blood if he's threatening Rykard with physical violence
I'm glad that Varre now has a BIG BARREL!!
Yeah but I'm not so glad about him sharing Mogh's liking to "*C*heese *P*izza"
Damn it looks like taking Godfrey out on dates is pretty expensive 😂
*determined footsteps*= Miriel’s on the warpath.
*loveless marriage footsteps*= Morgott’s relationship status.
*microscopic footsteps*= Godrick’s cruel handicap from God.
*Luccid dream footsteps*= Radahn is a confirmed wannabe sister-diddling masochist.
*troubled footsteps*= Melina is an emo because she was gaslit by her family and Miriel feels bad about trying to extort her for money during such a trying time.
*happy footsteps*= Miriel is happy that Malenia is an upstanding citizen that pays her and her family’s bills and taxes on time.
OORR…Malenia is a confirmed wannabe brother-diddling sadist.
OOOORRRR both?
*cheesy footsteps*= Mohg gunna be eatin GOOD tonite, in more ways than one. Giggity.
*dangerous footsteps*= something about runes makes Miriel feel like a dangerous wom- doooog.
2:06 Oh my lord you didn't 🤣
All Mohg wanted was that "pizza"
Miriel- (stops being wholesome)
My fanfic Tarnished- Why do i feel like making a ton of turtle stew today?
2:40 I’ll never see Miriel with the same eyes ever again 👀
0:00 Wr r my runes 🗿
0:38 Wr r my runes 🗿
1:03 Wr r runes 🗿
1:16 WR RUNES 🗿⁉️
1:31 WR RUNES WR 🗿‼️
1:50 Runes 🗿
2:00 Runes🗿 runes 🗿runes 🗿
2:19 Rykard you blasphemous bastard 🗿
2:22 GV ME RUNES 🗿‼️
Damn right‼
This is exactly why this is the best ER ai voice channel. The plot thickens every episode.
I knew this was getting good at
"TAKE THEM-"
"DAMN RIGHT!"
*Microscopic footsteps*
"WHERE RUNES!?"
RYKARD you *BLASPHEMOUS BASTARD*
Whewwwwwww, Rennala hit Miriel with a move so cold Ranni' Dark Moon would be jealous 😂😂
“blooms all over you” is wild 💀
The Chad energy he displays in these interactions are incalculable. We should all be lucky he is only a tortoise
" i am visiting all of you to get my *Money* " his tone sounded to dark for a doctor🤣
Oh my God, miriel Is the legendary outer God of turtles, nobody has ever make demi gods tremble but he done It ( ranni deserved that), really a chad turtles🗿.
PS wonderful work, keep goin
Mohg and Malenia didn't tremble, they are just fair citizens, they pay their taxes.
@@fallen9997well this Is right
0:20 gees, radagon is 100% right, she didnt even hesitate.
Varre sounds so happy when he’s cutting the pizza
The thumbnails are growing more and more devious by the second
Another reason why Radhan is player’s favorite. He also wants to „fight” Malenia.
One of us. One of us. One of us.
Shit, the Bug simps or putrid corpses saying this to Radhan would be hilarious.
I get the feeling this Turtle is about to get a visit from a falling Meteor…
We need a actual professional, THE EVER BRILLIANT CHAD-MASK
Miriel would make so much bank if all the tarnished came by for therapy.
At this point, he should just start a megachurch.
The tarnished would have many stories to tell, most ending with "and then they died too"
The Tarnished would have a thousand ways to farm runes, especially the Albinauric Farm in Mohgwyn‘s Palace
this was probably the funniest episode so far jesus
he had to speak radahn language on that "WHERE RUNES"
Miriel was not having any of the Demi-Gods nonsense...but then Mommy Renala shows him what for. I love it.
YEAH! MURIEL REVENGE! (And man Radahn has been having a bad time in several episodes lately)
I bloody love Miriel I hope we can see more of him soon he just earn you a subscriber
My favorite episode, the first 10 seconds were too funny 😭
The dog is actually so powerful....
What a greedy turtle but very effective at getting runes from all the demigods.
Seeing rykard doing something more than saying "TOGETHER!" is.. impressive, to say the least
'' Damn right '' gets me everytime 😂
Miriel is on a rune hunt.
WHERE RUNES?! my fav npc knows how to get paid.
D A M N R I G H T
"Cheese pizza"
*Bangs head*
GOD....FUCKING
DAMNIT!
And Rannala secretly blackmailing her own children so Miriel can get paid only to then blackmail him is just deliciously evil 😅😅😅
Nobody tell Miriel about Gamera, the power will go to his head!
Rennala being the "mastermind" though is pretty funny. Blaidd please stop eating the academy sorcerers, Glintstone might be a good high, but the sorcerers are too crunchy for wolf teeth, and I don't think there's a dentist or vet in The Lands Between :(
Wait a minute...
3 videos in 3 days? You are spoiling us!
Once again, Mohg remains the kindest and most generous demigod of them all. He graciously handed over his runes without complaints because he knows it’s the right thing to do. Mohgwyn Dynasty FTW!
🩸🔱
Everyone hates turtles in the Land’s Between, but the turtles got aaaaalll the secrets on them RIGHT BACK! 🤣🤣🤣
On one point, I have pet turtles, and on the other hand I not a fan of therapists 😅
Damn, Rennala sold out all her kids for profit. No wonder they have issues 🤣
The kingdom/academy Is in debt she needs all the money posible because since raddagon left the Golden order dont subcidize them anymore
"cheese pizza is Lord Mogh's favorite"
of course it is
I guess it just shows that Rennala's got that Stone Cold Intelligence
Was not expecting Rykard to give up the Runes especially since tasty turtle tell no tales when placed in some boiling broth with various spices
Yo now I wana know what he has on my tarnished 😂😂
"Do you want my body"
"Excuse me?"
The way he said excuse me sounded SO real
Dayum Melina was such a basket case even pope dog leaves
That pizza joke was terrifying
“Take my body” YO WTF?!
bruv Melina really reversed psychology him! 😂
For a turtle, he got back his money pretty fast.
How does a giant turtle scare and shock all the demigods😂
If a tax colector Is coming for you how would do you fell?
The dog blackmailing demigods is the best episode, you cant change my mind
“Damn right!”
Bro now I'm thinking if i should choose psychology major or just stick to nursing once i graduate
Rennala out of nowhere...
The plot twist...damn....
The fact that Rykard was scared of a turtle ten times smaller than him is hilarious
Demigods are getting therapy, Miriel is getting paid.
Tomorrow I will go see my therapist and pay my bill. But I don't have a job. 😭
Ok, I legit don't understand the "pizza" part. I see it popping up in the comments alot, but I'm so lost. What does Mogh mean by "cheese pizza?"
Joker : first time you need to pay your taxes?
Miriel went from Frasier Crane to Sideshow Bob Terwilliger after the lack of patience. 😆
Typical Ranni. Offering up the Rannussy immediately as always
If it works it works
"Skooma made me do it!"
Im so proud of him
Miriel walking around like a Mafia boss
This series is a goddamn masterpiece.
Miriel actively going on a crusade for his runes is absolutely priceless
Great. Now I fear having therapy. And I want a 'TAKE MY RUNES, WITCH!' shirt
I want to see the wedding between morgott and the rat.
Rennala is the true menace here 🤣
My boy squared up with five demigods in one day and won that’s a true Chad