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@@ZE.brigitteChilde Mora comes from Pantalone borrowing them since he's pretty much the Sugar Daddy of the Fatui Harbingers and others in general so Zhongli is actually stealing Pantalone money which is probably Childe pay when not being funds for work XD Pantalone is the one paying for everything the Harbingers/Fatui needs. Like how he took the whole hotel in Mondstadt for their stay or how all the Fatui banks are his and he let the Fatui borrow all the money they might need or let people who aren't Fatui borrow money as well.
Mondstadt: Honorary Knight of Favonius Liyue: The Hero of Liyue Inazuma: Captain of Swordfish II Sumeru: First sage of Buer Fontaine: Fontaine's 100,000th Inmate
Mondstadt: honorary knight Liyue: hero of liyue Inazuma: Enemy of Eternity, Captain of Swordfish II Sumeru: First Sage of Buer, Golden Nara, The Fourth Descender Fontaine: Prisoner
They are going to be in jail for a while, and after that they can be free. They are going, not because they commited crimes, but for studying around the building, and also to prove that Childe/ Tartaglia is innocent, so don't worry about it.
Aether in thumbnail be like: 《My sister died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know. I received a telegram from the orphanage: “Your sister has passed away. Funeral tomorrow. Please accept my condolences." Not entirely clear. Maybe it was yesterday.》 “In our society, anyone who doesn't cry at his sister's funeral runs the risk of being sentenced to death."
In truth, with how sumeru ended, there is probably already no mortal that can stop him. Ye defeated fkin archon with gnosis and got all that battle experience memorized... Hell the only one who probably csn actually threaten him is the judge in Fontaine,, and even then i doubt that this guy is strongly than scara
Confusing point, If you mean the only 'mortal' who can threaten the Traveler is the judge, then I'd like to inform you that he's not mortal which is stated clearly by the end of the archon quest. His name is Neuvillette, by the way. Traveler has gotten stronger but I doubt he would be able to even defeat Neuvillette. Another thing is I'm not sure if the Traveler would've been able to defeat Scara either, without Nahida's help and it's not just the battle experience that helped Traveler, Nahida sent out a message through the Akasha terminal and collected the power of hope and belief from the people of sumeru (I believe there's a cutscene for that). Not to mention the Paimon 2.0 floating thing that fights beside us. The point I'm making is that the Traveler probably would have gotten slammed if he were to fight 'God' Scara alone. Plus, as Arlecchino will be showing up soon and in case, JUST in case, the Traveler finds it difficult to stay on par with her, it will be pretty much confirmed that the harbringers are not ranked based on their strength. Edit: I just checked the cutscene, Nahida states that she sent whatever happened between them and Scara, to the people of Sumeru and asked them to help the Traveler find a way to defeat that thing.
@@sweet-n-spicy_ He is though but not by Celestia choice, only his power is. When Ei built him he gave the same strenght she had without a Gnosis, so Scaramouche with a Gnosis was pretty much a Archon. Dottore removed the seals on his powers, for reference let's use Ei and Raiden Shogun. They have no Gnosis when they fight you and you can see how strong they are. That's Scaramouche level of strenght without a Gnosis and with the seal removed because he was the first prototype which was made with all the abilities that Ei have and with the same strenght of a God without a Gnosis. With a Gnosis Scaramouche power became the same of a Archon which Canonically made him stronger than Ei and the Raiden puppet for a while (until Nahida took the Gnosis back) and he could have definetely killed Ei and Raiden if he wanted to despite all the "Ei is the Asian mom so she's going to kill him with a slipper" jokes, but he didn't because it's easier to take the place of a Archon in a city where the majority refuses their current Archon. The only mistake Scara did was actually using the robot instead of using the Gnosis on himself, if he did his strenght would have been even more than that of the robot and probably it would have made the defeat almost impossible at best because Traveler never actually fought against a Archon with a Gnosis so it's unknown if he could take out a Archon like that with their current strenght.
The little note that the traveler is illiterate made is so in character for both Yanfei and the traveler. It made me laugh so hard that my stomach exploded and I died.
Then again in Mondstad Venti was in on it, Zhongli planned the whole thing to see if his nation can live without him and let Childe do what he wanted, Raiden wasn't aware of what her puppet was doing till the Traveler was doing, and Dottore and the sage people were screwing people and were breaking the laws anyway by sealing their god and or screwed people over mentally
They are going to be in jail for a while, and after that they can be free. They are going, not because they commited crimes, but for studying around the building, and also to prove that Childe/ Tartaglia is innocent.
Развлечения
![Furina vs Nahida: Trial of Archons [HoYoFair Cut] | Genshin Animated Short](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pvbiG9brFRg/mqdefault.jpg)
We're no strangers to court
You know the law, and so do I
A full acquittal 's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
secret rickroll
Courtroll
I just wanna tell you I believe you
No matter who takes stand
Here before this blows up
Never gonna give u up
Never gonna let u down
Never gonna roll around and
Jail u
Childe: Maybe we can be guillotine buddies!
OMG 😂
Don't worry zhongli will bail him out
@@badreedinedjellali1328with what mora 😭
Childe's mora x)@@liya.kvrz1
@@ZE.brigitteChilde Mora comes from Pantalone borrowing them since he's pretty much the Sugar Daddy of the Fatui Harbingers and others in general so Zhongli is actually stealing Pantalone money which is probably Childe pay when not being funds for work XD
Pantalone is the one paying for everything the Harbingers/Fatui needs.
Like how he took the whole hotel in Mondstadt for their stay or how all the Fatui banks are his and he let the Fatui borrow all the money they might need or let people who aren't Fatui borrow money as well.
We’re known as very important people with important titles such as the first Sage of Buer, but in Fontaine we’re known as Inmate #512
My name is Sage and I was like “CUT THE CAMS BISH” for a moment and then I realized-
Hopefully more like prisoner #24601
Inmate 4859
@@AlterAX3INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IMPRISONED
Mondstadt: Honorary Knight of Favonius
Liyue: The Hero of Liyue
Inazuma: Captain of Swordfish II
Sumeru: First sage of Buer
Fontaine: Fontaine's 100,000th Inmate
"He's illiterate, your honor." - Yanfei
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Mondstadt: honorary knight
Liyue: hero of liyue
Inazuma: Enemy of Eternity, Captain of Swordfish II
Sumeru: First Sage of Buer, Golden Nara, The Fourth Descender
Fontaine: Prisoner
You forget Exiled Prince in Sumeru as The Great Jinni calls us that and is hinted at in other quests
I love how he ended up next to Childe, I don't know why it's so funny XD
Failed attempt of corruption
😂 that was my favourite part
Morning comrade
Wait till Klee visits Fontaine
☠️☠️☠️
Nawh
nahh 💀💀
Oh no
You got me a vision- 💀
Imagine a breakout scene to break childe free while you're being chased by the blind guy
Blind guy?
they mean worcestershire sauce
wriothesley*
@@neillaallien4989WORCHESTERSHIRE 💀
@kiokun4540yup they said he's just colorblind
Oh god… not illiterate😱
overshadowing to the livestream
Tartaglia showing up at the end made this like 10x better for me
Well, we are going to jail in 4.1😊😂
But we are going to break out of prison!
They are going to be in jail for a while, and after that they can be free. They are going, not because they commited crimes, but for studying around the building, and also to prove that Childe/ Tartaglia is innocent, so don't worry about it.
I just saw the 4.1 update trailer-
💀
Same 😂
My jaw dropped when I saw the 4.1 trailer 😂
who knew you summarized the new update with this short video
Sorta accurate. Childe is true but the traveler wasn’t arrested and we haven’t even met Wrio yet.
Well.
That aged like milk 😂
Aether in thumbnail be like:
《My sister died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know. I received a telegram from the orphanage: “Your sister has passed away. Funeral tomorrow. Please accept my condolences." Not entirely clear. Maybe it was yesterday.》
“In our society, anyone who doesn't cry at his sister's funeral runs the risk of being sentenced to death."
Reference to Stranger, what a chad.
the fact that childe actually got arrested
In truth, with how sumeru ended, there is probably already no mortal that can stop him. Ye defeated fkin archon with gnosis and got all that battle experience memorized... Hell the only one who probably csn actually threaten him is the judge in Fontaine,, and even then i doubt that this guy is strongly than scara
Which archon with gnosis did he defeat since I recall no such moment
He's talking about Scaracoochie, but he's not an Archon
@@sweet-n-spicy_ Alright
Confusing point, If you mean the only 'mortal' who can threaten the Traveler is the judge, then I'd like to inform you that he's not mortal which is stated clearly by the end of the archon quest. His name is Neuvillette, by the way. Traveler has gotten stronger but I doubt he would be able to even defeat Neuvillette. Another thing is I'm not sure if the Traveler would've been able to defeat Scara either, without Nahida's help and it's not just the battle experience that helped Traveler, Nahida sent out a message through the Akasha terminal and collected the power of hope and belief from the people of sumeru (I believe there's a cutscene for that). Not to mention the Paimon 2.0 floating thing that fights beside us. The point I'm making is that the Traveler probably would have gotten slammed if he were to fight 'God' Scara alone. Plus, as Arlecchino will be showing up soon and in case, JUST in case, the Traveler finds it difficult to stay on par with her, it will be pretty much confirmed that the harbringers are not ranked based on their strength.
Edit: I just checked the cutscene, Nahida states that she sent whatever happened between them and Scara, to the people of Sumeru and asked them to help the Traveler find a way to defeat that thing.
@@sweet-n-spicy_ He is though but not by Celestia choice, only his power is.
When Ei built him he gave the same strenght she had without a Gnosis, so Scaramouche with a Gnosis was pretty much a Archon.
Dottore removed the seals on his powers, for reference let's use Ei and Raiden Shogun.
They have no Gnosis when they fight you and you can see how strong they are.
That's Scaramouche level of strenght without a Gnosis and with the seal removed because he was the first prototype which was made with all the abilities that Ei have and with the same strenght of a God without a Gnosis.
With a Gnosis Scaramouche power became the same of a Archon which Canonically made him stronger than Ei and the Raiden puppet for a while (until Nahida took the Gnosis back) and he could have definetely killed Ei and Raiden if he wanted to despite all the "Ei is the Asian mom so she's going to kill him with a slipper" jokes, but he didn't because it's easier to take the place of a Archon in a city where the majority refuses their current Archon.
The only mistake Scara did was actually using the robot instead of using the Gnosis on himself, if he did his strenght would have been even more than that of the robot and probably it would have made the defeat almost impossible at best because Traveler never actually fought against a Archon with a Gnosis so it's unknown if he could take out a Archon like that with their current strenght.
it was close ngl.
The little note that the traveler is illiterate made is so in character for both Yanfei and the traveler. It made me laugh so hard that my stomach exploded and I died.
He is literate your honor
- yanfei
Childe was too childish to go to prison
He's underage, Your Honor 😔
Iudex: aight
*proceeds to lock Traveler (a minor) up instead*
childeish*
Bennett goes to Fontaine
Random person trying to cover up a crime : “IT WAS HIM!”
Bro gets accused and found guilty: 👁️👄👁️
Literally Larry Butz from AA
bennett is a celebrity in fontaine once he does the classic thumbs up everyone will recognize him
He is framed to be guilty for the "disappearing girls " case 💀
More like Maya Fey. She just exists to get framed
@@DaburuTorihow many was it? 4, 5 times?
(Next time the guard comes back)
Guard: “Where did he go?”
“He used an teleport waypoint and left”
Fact Childe just got arrested :))) maybe we next just like this video :v
I still can't believe he's rotting in jail. Hopefully we'll free him in 4.1. 🤞
And I hate Neuvillette for this...
@@StealerOfPreciousThings dont blame him :> Blame the MACHINE Verdict, but we will found out SOON in next Patch
@@StealerOfPreciousThingssame😭😭😭
Hopefully, we can free our boy from false accusation in the next update.
The way I'll be committing every crime possible just to see Neuvillette
Eyyyy this aged extra well
That melusine animation lmaooo😂😂😂
Traveler: this is hell this is actual hell
I’m surprised nobody in Fontaine has found out about all of the crimes the traveler has committed
Then again in Mondstad Venti was in on it, Zhongli planned the whole thing to see if his nation can live without him and let Childe do what he wanted, Raiden wasn't aware of what her puppet was doing till the Traveler was doing, and Dottore and the sage people were screwing people and were breaking the laws anyway by sealing their god and or screwed people over mentally
The Traveller did not commit any crimes! This is all fake!
hilichurl slimes and human npc genocide
0:20 UWAGH JUMSCAREERAG
zhongli: dont worry traveller, "I WILL HAVE ORDER"
The melusine is so fucking funny
4.1 trailer:
👨💼"your honor, Genshin Impact"
🔨"Death"
I hope no bath scene for traveler and Childe lol
The Fontaine storyline was on crack istg😭🤣
*Using the sword to open the gate**
The prophecy is true..
Ah yes, the classic law and order svu sound effect.
Traveler: NO! ANYONE EXCEPT CHILDE! I CAN DEAL WITH BEING IMPRISONED, JUST NOT NEXT TO THE GINGER! 😭
The 4.1 trailer with aether canonically in jail makes this so much funnier
The sudden shift in dynamic and treatment between Sumeru and Fontaine is basically the reverse Morrowind plotline
i mean we also went to jail in sumeru bcs of (corrupt old man who i forgot the name of)
-Guys, today we are going to Fontaine! You can't swim, or Monsieur Neuvillette will slam you in court☠️
-🙄🥵
were making out of fontaine from this 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪
I ain't leaving🗣️🗣️🇫🇷🇫🇷🥖
…I think you guys missed one *points at paimon*
LMAO I didn’t expect Childe😭😭
The insane thing is, this is true in a certain way.
Tartags appearing out of nowhere got me-
that's how it was, in fact, it was brilliant, especially the moment with tartalia😼
>-444 Base Commander McKinsey
bro predicted 4.1 patch
I was gonna write this lol
Gets locked up "well i guess this isn't so bad". Finds out Childe is his cell mate "NO PLEASE I WANNA LIVE!!"
This now have officially became true
We are going to jail in next patch after all
Childe: you're getting balder!
Aether: now my bald head match my-
Childe: I didn't mean-
No
teleports*
Random - So y u here for?
Aether - beat up a god so good she cried like bit-
Bro just justified Fontaine
THE MELUSINE-
I felt bad for Childe in the quest
Whitrotesley walking in the prison😂
CHILDE: Hello traveler, we meet again😏
They predicted 4.1
super mario sunshine moment
О боже как же эта Милюзина мило свистит в свисток!!!! (•~•)
i’ve watched literally every video on this channel IT’S SO INSANELY GOOD. that’s the content we deserve🛐🛐
AETHER GET OUT OF JAIL U GOTTA GET YOUR SISTA LUMINE 👹👹👹
“How many times did you rewatch this?”
Me: “yes.”
Fortunately, the water in Fontaine is clean. In Paris, the Seine is something else...
mr world wide at it again
fr predicted it
I don't know what I find so funny about the Melusine but I've been seeing this several times a day for 3 weeks already.
the childe voice jumpscared me lmao
LMFAOOO not the Palais De Justice 💀💀💀
He predicted 4.1 thats insane
This is accurate
This feels too accurate, considering Fontaine’s laws lmao
Ah yes escape plan number one: teleport waypoint
Well, at least not for stealing tomatoes.💀
So this is the false accusation that nuevillet was talking about
I DIDNT EXPECT CHILDE TO BE THERE TOO 😂😂😂
They are going to be in jail for a while, and after that they can be free. They are going, not because they commited crimes, but for studying around the building, and also to prove that Childe/ Tartaglia is innocent.
And also, this is not game over neither for the Traveller, nor for Paimon, so don't worry about it.
U should have so many more subs ur so good at editint
Teleport away
Traveler: *gets locked up*
Childe: Hey roomie, how's it hanging.
Illiterate Traveler confirmed.
The French music intro scared me I thought I was gonna see French Venti again
Yanfei went from 70-soon to be 90 cuz I need lawyer soon and god her lost scared prays of wind
This is absolute perfection **chef kiss**
That friend who doesnt give a fuck about anything:
childe deserves to be behind bars. WHY DOES HE HAVE 3 PHASES.
La Melusina pitando da mil años de vida
I thought he called us Bald
It's very vital
Bruh this is so good!! xD!!!
Yanfei omg
ey come one... every 3th man gets bolder the older he gets... its genetic i cant change that!
oh you mean because i'm in prison... nvm
girls generations - the boys
When I heared the France jingle in the beginning all I could think about was “are you happy to be in Paris?” “Qui”
XD oh non incroyable la vidéo je sui mort de rire
He was feeling a bit goofy your honer
After finding out he's next to Childe, traveler would plead for death sentence.