AVGN theme song (Dustin's version)

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!
He's close to puking all over his feet while playing shit that no one can beat
He just can't take it anymore, although he won't stop til he's past level 4
Armed with his Power Glove and a Zapper Gun
He's trying hard, but then again it's no fun
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!
He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit! (Cowabunga!)
Cowabunga? Cowa-fucking piece of dog shit!
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But the nerd, he doesn't ever forget
He'd rather bite a killer shark before he takes more animals to the ark
His list is long, with many names
What were they thinking when they made all these games!
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard!
If you like him you might buy his new shirt
He's the Angry Console Gaming Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!