I'm the type of vegan that goes to the forest and rages at the rocks and stones for being there instead of soil for a tree to grow on. But I also rage at the trees because another tree could have grown there and they are taking the other tree's place.
Don't worry, vegans are too preoccupied with trying to master enough energy to get up from their beds. So there's no need to worry as they'll not be able to send hate comments, it takes too much energy
@@bucket9510 You "knowing" vegans won't change the fact that almost all of them get extremely defensive when someone else even mentions an alternate dietary choice .
I have been working my way up the levels of veganism for 64 years now, with the goal of bringing it all to the ground. It began when vegans killed my father and kidnapped my sister. I began the infiltration and upon reaching level 3 sigma, I learned through meticulous research of vegan court record, that my sister had been sacrificed to the plants. This only added fuel to my vegan hatred fire and I continued to climb the vegan ladder. After I became a level 5 I learned that there were in fact two level 6 vegans, sort of like a Pope and an Antipope, they battle constantly and are the reason for everything wrong in this cruel world, including, ironically, animal cruelty. Much like the pope, when one level 6 passes away, a level 5 is elected among the other level 5’s to ascend to level 6 status, I was chosen and am preparing now for the journey to the metaphysical universe, I don’t know what will happen so I needed to tell my story in case the other level 6 triumphs and gains total control of the world. If all goes according to plan, I will soon be able to end veganism once and for all, I will avenge my father… and my sister… Good Lord….. the other level 6…. It’s….. my sister…
Vitamin b12 is honestly the only valid arguement against veganism in terms of health. However, the problem of b12 isn't exclusive to vegans and is rather a problem of modern society. B12 comes from microbs in the soil, which used to be readily available as super sanitized produce wasn't a thing back in the day. However, in modern life, b12 is no longer available in produce or animal feed. At least not naturally. This leaves non-vegans to have b12 supplements artificially put into the animal feed of the meat they eat and vegans needing to simply eat those same supplements outside of their food. So, in the end, it's the same. Also, the thing about veganism not being natural is so true. People just ate what they could back then. Sometimes that was a vegan diet in lush verdent areas and other times it was completely meat based in the more desolate areas. Usually though, it was mostly plants with opportunistic instances of meat through lucky hunting and traps
A quick wikipedia search says ur wrong, plants dont need and dont make vitamin b-12, however crops from cobalt-poor soil may not be sufficent for b-12 fermentation by the gut bacteria of animals who do make b-12. Also humans evolved as and still are predators, arguably of the apex kind. It is however very unlikely for a natural pre-historic diet to be wholy vegan as plants dont provide vitamin b-12 and the avaliability of minerals is certainly much worse in plants nor is it likely that humans would be fully carnivorous when omnivoury were possible. It is however clear that humans can survive on a fully carinvorous diet, a great example are the Inuit, who by consuming all parts of a seal acquire all neccessary nutrients. For health, the "most unhealthy food" is fully vegan, sugar is in fact made from plants. So get vegan racismd
@@francescotrinci6405 except on a fully plant based diet u'd die, while some native people do live on purely carnivorous diet. Meat generally isn't unhealthy, in fact quite the opposite, people just eat too much, which makes complete sense from an evolutionary angle, but where meat is abundant food security isnt a problem
@@jansatamme6521 who the hell told you that you die if you only eat plants, all of the major nutrients are there, maybe you'd lack a couple vitamins or micronutrients but you'd generally be fine, on the other hand eating ONLY meat can cause serious diseases like gout
@@jansatamme6521 At least in my country, the recommended amount of meat per week is 300g and some fish. Meat (at least red meat) is considered a carcinogen by the word health organisation.
Animals don't get much B12 from their feed so they are feed suppliments. The B12 in meat comes from suppliments too. The animal had to be supplimented first instead of taking a mulivitamin pill.
My favorite part about stoic stick's videos is that he starts out with some logical stuff that makes sense and then immediately switches to something insane
I would like to touch on Bretharians, which are an alternate evolution of vegans. Understandable that it wasn't mentioned, as they were released as part of a DLC
@@jadoniccryon5898 That's wrong. Soy contains phytoestrogens which act like estrogen in the body. They don't turn into estrogen. And they have an incredibly weak effect in the quantities vegans eat them in. Something nobody ever seems to talk about is the fact that the hops in beer has a phytoestrogen about 50 times stronger than that in soy. Why does nobody talk about this, and yet everyone yaps about soy giving people man boobs (which it doesn't in normal quantites with normal people who are not hyper-responders)? It's simple. It's because people will grasp at anything to justify continuing to eat meat, but because they like alcohol, they don't talk about the fact beer has an estrogenic substance 50 times more potent.
@@gillhewerfamily6550 Soy is a substance which is present in almost every factory food . Its used as a low quality and cheap replacment to oil . Unlike Alcohol which is a drink that is only savoured occasionaly . And alcohol is bad not only because it contains estrogenic compounds but other harmful substances . And maybe just maybe you thought a tad bit you would know that children consume soy much more than alcohol . Comparing a condiment (drug) to a regular harmful addtive is such a....vegan thinking .
Level 2 Vegan : "bro i hate showing presence of eating meat infront of me!" The News : The Lone Star ticks will turn you into Vegan! (dead serious) Level 2 Vegan : *interesting..* (has a Star Tick on a jar) Level 2 Vegan: *"i'm about to INFECT these meat eaters with Vegan (insert religious material),"* GOODBYE!" (Star Tick bites clueless victims) Meat Eater: *GRAHAJSJAJDJSNGKFJXHSBDHCHSHFIFJGJS* Level 2 Vegan : *it's a success..* Level 6 Vegan (Vegan God) : (is observing) i like you even more.. never seen this godly technique before.. [You have Level up!] [You have Level up!] (Level 2 Vegan > Level 4 Vegan)
11:05 you make two claims, that 1. veganism is unnatural and 2. that it's at the expense of other animals and humans? No source for 2. so I'll just use hitchens' razor, what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. Vegans wouldn't be vegan if it resulted in harming MORE animals(just common sense). Also, 1. implies that being natural makes something good/justified, or at least better. Julian Baggani has a quote to explain why this is fallacious, an appeal to nature fallacy. "Even if we can agree that some things are natural and some are not, what follows from this? The answer is: nothing. There is no factual reason to suppose that what is natural is good (or at least better) and what is unnatural is bad (or at least worse).""
Im from Germany and i love meat but i know peoples who are being vegans because they just like the food waste in the meat industry, i also know peoples who are hunters and they dont like to buy meat from the store but here is the reason because they dont like the treatment of thr animals in the industry, better hunt you own food is they motto.
At first I thought this was going to be a funny joke video like many of your other videos. Then I realized you were going the serious route this time. I'm glad you are spreading awareness of the level 5 vegan threat to humanity.
My dad forced veganism on my 2 brothers and I as children for 4 years. And every chance he wasn't looking we'd eat everything in our pathes but Vegetables causing us to get sick and 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Stoic, assuming you aren't vegan, what is true of nonhuman animals that if true of humans would make you comfortable with causing our current treatment of nonhuman animals to that human? Refusing to answer yet continuing your same actions is just arbitrary discrimination, same thing racists can use.
im a hunter and a subsistence farmer i do it for similar reasons to level 1 vegans but i always love how confused they get when i explain how i know my meat is humane
Nah, the last bit was a little icky. Our ancestors did what they did to survive. We do just what we do because of pleasure and status. Comparing them is hilarious as a joke.
Ngl this is kind of disappointing. Do you really think it's sustainable to keep eating so much meat? Like yeah some can be annoying but you really wouldn't eat a dog or cat would you? Do you think animals can't feel pain? Especially in america the meat industry almost exclusively operates in a cruel way. Look at how whistleblowers in the agriculture industry are treated. It's just weird to go to bat for the meat industry like this even if you're making a meme out of it. Tbh it reads that you're just insecure about your consumption
You can eat cats or dogs mate, no one is stopping you. It'd just be a bit stupid since they have no nutritional value and better meats exist on the market. Eat a chicken, my friend, don't let your hair fall out.
Can we have the video that explains what humans would actually be doing in their natural habitat if society and technology remained the same before we invented Tribe Maxxing
Wow. I had no idea this entire channel was satire. If only I remembered where I learned things m. Then I could unlearn all these jokes I thought were real.
I cannot stand this channel. It is so close to Frankfurt’s definition of bullsh*t that I hate myself every time I click one. Yet once I click, I am mesmerized until the end. Extraordinary.
If you ever make a video on conspiracy maxxing I'm sure you'll have a lot to tell us from first hand knowledge. You seem like the right person to explain the science behind it
To me, veganism is just the understanding that our culinary preferences aren't remotely on the same moral level as the mass exploitation of conscious beings.
@@rawcopper604Objectively, no. They have little nutritional value and are more useful as guards and for handicap support. In contrast, cows and chickens are easier to raise and provide a much higher nutritional yield for the effort and cost of raising them.
Well it involves the killing of the animal , aswell as consuming its cadaver or part there of , however it is closer to cannibalism personaly , because ultimitely where does one draw the line? Which level of legal-age-intelligence(for example dogs are legaly seen as 2YO's) is the cutting point where it is from acceptable to unacceptable, so ultimitely i wouldn't complain if fresh human was served , and have the exact same quorals about consuming meat : fine sure whatever , could i please get some more green beans for seconds?
Ok but idd have something against dissassembling a human like an animal we have deemed "eatable" , if i was served human carbonara idd have the same opinion as veal carbonara , who cares? Now if one would say "haha what if i serve ur parents" well thats the diffrence between eating the family chicken opposed to buying one in the mall and then cutting it for dinner , objectively identical , subjectively diffrent
A common misconception is that people become vegans because they want to save animal lives. But some choose vegan lifestyle out of hatred for plants
Ahha you got me.
Stinging nettles making people go vegan out here 💀
That one graduated student's quote
@@b7vv_ if you go vegan just to eat the stinging nettles then props to you you are the most hardcore vegan ever (not a high bar but still)
This is definitely got to be satire coming from you. 😂
If two vegans dislike each other is it still considered beef?
it's beyond beef
It's actually considered beans
no its lettuce
It's beyond impossible
Akshullawly wech khall it a "feud" - average vegan
They say level 7 vegans have the power to glue themselves to a cows rear end... but that's just a rumour.
i read that as a tumour , which would have been a great pun.
@@tiberiusstaicu7853 A tumor on society, yeah.
@@tiberiusstaicu7853
A tumour on a cow's rear end? Unexpected but welcome change
I often find myself glued to a cow’s rear end
this comment reads like a skyrim loading screen tip 😂
Petition to do a stim maxxing guide
signed
signed
signed
RUclips has some strict guidelines on encouraging substance abuse unfortunately
@@StoicStick how about a guide on avoiding stimulant abuse then?
If a level 4 vegan says "I'm vegan" in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Don't worry there's always someone in the trees, im pretty sure they speak Vietnamese too.
I'm the type of vegan that goes to the forest and rages at the rocks and stones for being there instead of soil for a tree to grow on.
But I also rage at the trees because another tree could have grown there and they are taking the other tree's place.
"Dey tuk me growin' spot!"
- some tree, probably
What is your view on oliver tree
I'm vegan almost always. I'm only not while I'm eating meat
You're gay?
Wow me too. It's good to know I'm not alone.
Don't worry, vegans are too preoccupied with trying to master enough energy to get up from their beds. So there's no need to worry as they'll not be able to send hate comments, it takes too much energy
Literal koalas of the human race.
@@kaocakeman2964 nah koalas is crazy dude 😭🙏 (accurate though)
@@kaocakeman2964 Koalas eat poisonous plants . Vegans also do the same thing but its not as potent .
But they suddenly have a ton of energy when they are telling you about it
@@greensoldier2142 It's adrenaline kicking in as a natural defense mechanism to deter possible predators
what about MEATMAXXING
I feel bad for plants theu have feeling don't eat them!
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@@de_bestburger Plants know they are being eaten. Fresh cut lawn smell is the grass screaming in agony.
@@domehammerstrong choice of words
@@frenchempire9471 I fixed... that typo.,,
Stoic is so funny
I am definitely not his alt account
Nice try Stick, I'm not buying it
That's what someone who's not alt account would say.
I'm indirectly vegan. You're what you eat and all that.
as a level 1 vegan, I now know what to do
We must ascend.
We must ascend.
She vegan on my teacher till I'm that
Oh yeah yeah
i love vegan maxing charlie I LOVE VEGANNNNSSSS!!!
Pim I really wouldn't be screaming that at the top of your lungs if I were you
you should do infertility maxxing. eating exclusively dyes and processed foods, having no sunlight, etc
Bro, I’ve done nothing to you and yet here you are, attacking me.
Chapstick muncher maxxing
I'm a level 5 vegan.
I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
I feel like this wasn't about vegans and actually about a specific etho-ideo-religious group.
Jains?
Why did you name the same group of people , twice ? .
@@jadoniccryon5898idk i know vegans who just happen to be and dont constantly yap and shove it down ur throat
Nah, im a vegan and we do lowkey control the world.
@@bucket9510 You "knowing" vegans won't change the fact that almost all of them get extremely defensive when someone else even mentions an alternate dietary choice .
fun fact:herbivorous animals can and WILL eat meat(ie cannibalism) under starvation
Wait how do I debtmax?
You get on a familiar relation with elon musk.
Go to college
So level 4 vegans are just Harold the Tree from Fallout 3?
My dad was a lvl 4 vegan that’s the reason why I haven’t seen him in a while but he’s in a tree happy! Right
"Level six vegans unbirth themselves"
I am DESPERATELY awaiting someone to look up what "unbirth" means and be thoroughly disgusted
I have been working my way up the levels of veganism for 64 years now, with the goal of bringing it all to the ground. It began when vegans killed my father and kidnapped my sister. I began the infiltration and upon reaching level 3 sigma, I learned through meticulous research of vegan court record, that my sister had been sacrificed to the plants. This only added fuel to my vegan hatred fire and I continued to climb the vegan ladder. After I became a level 5 I learned that there were in fact two level 6 vegans, sort of like a Pope and an Antipope, they battle constantly and are the reason for everything wrong in this cruel world, including, ironically, animal cruelty. Much like the pope, when one level 6 passes away, a level 5 is elected among the other level 5’s to ascend to level 6 status, I was chosen and am preparing now for the journey to the metaphysical universe, I don’t know what will happen so I needed to tell my story in case the other level 6 triumphs and gains total control of the world. If all goes according to plan, I will soon be able to end veganism once and for all, I will avenge my father… and my sister…
Good Lord….. the other level 6…. It’s….. my sister…
Better storytelling than 99% of Netflix
Standard 1950's SciFi plot number 7 ❤
Fire story bro lmao 🔥
So they love Animals but they blew up 18000 cows. I don't get it
i dearly hope for our species that you understand this video is satire
They went straight to cow paradise as martyrs. Alsoydulilah.
@@benaubrey2410 😂
As a vegan hater I will accept everything in this video as fact because it reinforces my preconceived notions of vegans being lame and stupid
Vitamin b12 is honestly the only valid arguement against veganism in terms of health. However, the problem of b12 isn't exclusive to vegans and is rather a problem of modern society. B12 comes from microbs in the soil, which used to be readily available as super sanitized produce wasn't a thing back in the day. However, in modern life, b12 is no longer available in produce or animal feed. At least not naturally. This leaves non-vegans to have b12 supplements artificially put into the animal feed of the meat they eat and vegans needing to simply eat those same supplements outside of their food. So, in the end, it's the same. Also, the thing about veganism not being natural is so true. People just ate what they could back then. Sometimes that was a vegan diet in lush verdent areas and other times it was completely meat based in the more desolate areas. Usually though, it was mostly plants with opportunistic instances of meat through lucky hunting and traps
A quick wikipedia search says ur wrong, plants dont need and dont make vitamin b-12, however crops from cobalt-poor soil may not be sufficent for b-12 fermentation by the gut bacteria of animals who do make b-12. Also humans evolved as and still are predators, arguably of the apex kind. It is however very unlikely for a natural pre-historic diet to be wholy vegan as plants dont provide vitamin b-12 and the avaliability of minerals is certainly much worse in plants nor is it likely that humans would be fully carnivorous when omnivoury were possible. It is however clear that humans can survive on a fully carinvorous diet, a great example are the Inuit, who by consuming all parts of a seal acquire all neccessary nutrients. For health, the "most unhealthy food" is fully vegan, sugar is in fact made from plants. So get vegan racismd
@@jansatamme6521what are you talking about, eating only meat is way worse for your health compared to only plants
@@francescotrinci6405 except on a fully plant based diet u'd die, while some native people do live on purely carnivorous diet. Meat generally isn't unhealthy, in fact quite the opposite, people just eat too much, which makes complete sense from an evolutionary angle, but where meat is abundant food security isnt a problem
@@jansatamme6521 who the hell told you that you die if you only eat plants, all of the major nutrients are there, maybe you'd lack a couple vitamins or micronutrients but you'd generally be fine, on the other hand eating ONLY meat can cause serious diseases like gout
@@jansatamme6521 At least in my country, the recommended amount of meat per week is 300g and some fish. Meat (at least red meat) is considered a carcinogen by the word health organisation.
This video is so!😂😂 I loved it when! 😅😂 The best part was when!😂😂 After i wipe the paper is red! 😂❤😂
Can you do a Carnivore Maxxing video, and explain how the two sides conflict with each other ?
Honestly I might become vegan because I think it's more efficient than eating meat
My country Ecuador was mentioned. Great success. Most imoortant achievement in the history of our great people.
As a level 5 Vegan, I'll let this slander slide.
a REAL level five vegan would dare not comment as to use a device means your using materials and energy that could have gone to animals.
Animals don't get much B12 from their feed so they are feed suppliments.
The B12 in meat comes from suppliments too.
The animal had to be supplimented first instead of taking a mulivitamin pill.
My favorite part about stoic stick's videos is that he starts out with some logical stuff that makes sense and then immediately switches to something insane
Maxing maxing next
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Bro if Vegan Gains sees this your done… rip
Level 7 vegans are doctors that took "Do not harm" too far
Hitler was a vegetarian for much of his adult life.
I became a vegan partially for health and partially one-up my man.
I looked away for a second then heard the term “unbirth themselves” 😂😂😂
I would like to touch on Bretharians, which are an alternate evolution of vegans. Understandable that it wasn't mentioned, as they were released as part of a DLC
20 views in one minute, I think he didn’t fall off.
I keep falling for this evil sin. I need help to break free from this evil.
So is Vegan maxing where "soy boys" come from?
Nah . Soy contains phytoestrogen which transforms into estrogen when it reaches the body . I think Soy boy is an older term .
@@jadoniccryon5898 They just get called incels now, everything got swallowed by the black pill community
@@user-uv2bd7ee3qincels and soyboys are not the same thing and are usually mutually exclusive
@@jadoniccryon5898 That's wrong. Soy contains phytoestrogens which act like estrogen in the body. They don't turn into estrogen. And they have an incredibly weak effect in the quantities vegans eat them in. Something nobody ever seems to talk about is the fact that the hops in beer has a phytoestrogen about 50 times stronger than that in soy.
Why does nobody talk about this, and yet everyone yaps about soy giving people man boobs (which it doesn't in normal quantites with normal people who are not hyper-responders)? It's simple. It's because people will grasp at anything to justify continuing to eat meat, but because they like alcohol, they don't talk about the fact beer has an estrogenic substance 50 times more potent.
@@gillhewerfamily6550 Soy is a substance which is present in almost every factory food . Its used as a low quality and cheap replacment to oil . Unlike Alcohol which is a drink that is only savoured occasionaly . And alcohol is bad not only because it contains estrogenic compounds but other harmful substances .
And maybe just maybe you thought a tad bit you would know that children consume soy much more than alcohol .
Comparing a condiment (drug) to a regular harmful addtive is such a....vegan thinking .
this video feels like half a joke
I love that this video just sticks with the facts. There is no spin or speculation, just reality.
Level 2 Vegan : "bro i hate showing presence of eating meat infront of me!"
The News : The Lone Star ticks will turn you into Vegan! (dead serious)
Level 2 Vegan : *interesting..*
(has a Star Tick on a jar)
Level 2 Vegan: *"i'm about to INFECT these meat eaters with Vegan (insert religious material),"* GOODBYE!"
(Star Tick bites clueless victims)
Meat Eater: *GRAHAJSJAJDJSNGKFJXHSBDHCHSHFIFJGJS*
Level 2 Vegan : *it's a success..*
Level 6 Vegan (Vegan God) : (is observing) i like you even more.. never seen this godly technique before..
[You have Level up!]
[You have Level up!]
(Level 2 Vegan > Level 4 Vegan)
This is 100% the script of a lost South Park episode
after tier 3 Vegan, this started sounding like some video game shit... I love it.
Ceres “I have Jupiters too” Fauna be like
Lol
Mashallah may Stoic Stick prosper
Is that Vegan Teacher Vegan maxed to the extreme?
Level 2
@@LawrenceTimme makes sense
Screw it I'm starting a meat-eating autocratic dictatorship in the pacific
How's this for a video idea: "Privilege maxxing".
Attend synagogue
11:05 you make two claims, that 1. veganism is unnatural and 2. that it's at the expense of other animals and humans? No source for 2. so I'll just use hitchens' razor, what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. Vegans wouldn't be vegan if it resulted in harming MORE animals(just common sense). Also, 1. implies that being natural makes something good/justified, or at least better. Julian Baggani has a quote to explain why this is fallacious, an appeal to nature fallacy. "Even if we can agree that some things are natural and some are not, what follows from this? The answer is: nothing. There is no factual reason to suppose that what is natural is good (or at least better) and what is unnatural is bad (or at least worse).""
Im from Germany and i love meat but i know peoples who are being vegans because they just like the food waste in the meat industry, i also know peoples who are hunters and they dont like to buy meat from the store but here is the reason because they dont like the treatment of thr animals in the industry, better hunt you own food is they motto.
Thoughts on a BNPL-maxxing guide (buy now pay later) ?
At first I thought this was going to be a funny joke video like many of your other videos. Then I realized you were going the serious route this time. I'm glad you are spreading awareness of the level 5 vegan threat to humanity.
My dad forced veganism on my 2 brothers and I as children for 4 years. And every chance he wasn't looking we'd eat everything in our pathes but Vegetables causing us to get sick and 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Replace this with any fringe group (Jew, mason, left handed people) and it still makes sense
India is like heaven for vegans lmao.
And hell for Lizards.
Remember 99.9% of vegans quit before hitting the final stage.
So to help these poor vegans you should do gamble maxxing
"If chickens didnt want to be eaten, why would they be made out of food?"
No, no. hes right!
A steak a day keeps the doctor away.
(Best thing i did wad to eat high fat and cut out grains/beans/legumes. Cured my cravings and bloating.)
Avoids the doctors and has cardiac arrest in his mid 50s
@@user-wj1kg8qo3p what about the doctors who say not to worry about high LDL cholesterol if you have some other good health markers
RIP Stoic, gone too soon. Male self offing rate is no joke
thefuck u on about?
stick: "absolutely out of pocket statement with no context"
stick: "but more on that later"
Stoic, assuming you aren't vegan, what is true of nonhuman animals that if true of humans would make you comfortable with causing our current treatment of nonhuman animals to that human? Refusing to answer yet continuing your same actions is just arbitrary discrimination, same thing racists can use.
This is a psyop
Level 7 vegan is a certain “teacher”
im a hunter and a subsistence farmer i do it for similar reasons to level 1 vegans but i always love how confused they get when i explain how i know my meat is humane
The literal only way your meat is humane is it it was lab grown or vegan, after that you’re taking a life for no reason
i know i might be reaching a bit but could you include some darker backround in your vids so my eyes dont burn when i watch them in the dark ?
My favorite RUclips posting makes my day thanks for another amazing video.
Nah, the last bit was a little icky.
Our ancestors did what they did to survive. We do just what we do because of pleasure and status.
Comparing them is hilarious as a joke.
Veganborea is a sin. Hyperborea remains frozen to shield from the weeds of the unbirthed.
Arthur John wake up stoik posted
Ngl this is kind of disappointing. Do you really think it's sustainable to keep eating so much meat?
Like yeah some can be annoying but you really wouldn't eat a dog or cat would you? Do you think animals can't feel pain?
Especially in america the meat industry almost exclusively operates in a cruel way. Look at how whistleblowers in the agriculture industry are treated. It's just weird to go to bat for the meat industry like this even if you're making a meme out of it.
Tbh it reads that you're just insecure about your consumption
Agreed, it feels kinda immature. Even if some of the video is kinda funny.
Yum yum cows are super yummy!!
Dude my entire channel is satire and in the video i talk about vegans controlling world governments surely you cant believe that this isnt a joke lol
You can eat cats or dogs mate, no one is stopping you. It'd just be a bit stupid since they have no nutritional value and better meats exist on the market. Eat a chicken, my friend, don't let your hair fall out.
TBH you're just dumb to even compare two vastly different species .
So is it safe to assume that Vegan = Witch?
I thought this would be about not eating mushrooms or some shit.
1:37 alpha intonation of the sarcastic "I forgot that" with the right zestiness sounded crazy bro xd
This comment is not a psyop.
He's definitely not lying, 100%
When are you going to do a video essay on the Diddy party?
Can we have the video that explains what humans would actually be doing in their natural habitat if society and technology remained the same before we invented Tribe Maxxing
Uh. Natural =/= good/better. In fact it usually means worse. IE orgNic food is less healthy than non organic.
now we need a video on carnivore maxxing
lifespan minimizing
@Fernandoloth Opposite
@@longiusaescius2537 good joke
@@thegardengnome66 you're coping
YWNBSO (you will never be sam o'nella)
Wow. I had no idea this entire channel was satire. If only I remembered where I learned things m. Then I could unlearn all these jokes I thought were real.
The fact that I'm watching this video while eating dinosaur chicken nuggets is... Ironic to say the least.
I cannot stand this channel. It is so close to Frankfurt’s definition of bullsh*t that I hate myself every time I click one. Yet once I click, I am mesmerized until the end. Extraordinary.
It's kinda weird that you actively support a channel that you hate by watching its videos and commenting. At this point, you can also leave a like.
They probably did leave a like tbf
@@afz902k 🫶
It’s a brilliant channel but totally wacky and postmodern. Love it.
we need a carnivore maxxing vid.
This video would still be accurate if we replaced the word vegan with CIA
If you ever make a video on conspiracy maxxing I'm sure you'll have a lot to tell us from first hand knowledge. You seem like the right person to explain the science behind it
Make the next video about “hell maxxing”
That would just be a documentary on the 21st century
If chickens aren't meant to be eaten, why do they taste like everything?
if everything isn't meant to be eaten, then why does it taste like chichken?
level 4s are just breatharians
This whole thing reminds me of a Cartman skit, sell it to South Park so they have something funny for the first time in a few years.
Im am also infertile from eating scented candles. The
Having the earth flat was a nice touch, ngl
It's amazing how you can make schizo maxxing video into several videos without showing you are actually schizo maxxing rn.
To me, veganism is just the understanding that our culinary preferences aren't remotely on the same moral level as the mass exploitation of conscious beings.
Yum yum cows are really yummy.
@@jackCollin403what about dogs? Are they good?
@@rawcopper604Objectively, no. They have little nutritional value and are more useful as guards and for handicap support. In contrast, cows and chickens are easier to raise and provide a much higher nutritional yield for the effort and cost of raising them.
@@rawcopper604 Comparing dogs to cows is such a....vegan thing .Low IQ and veganism go hand in hand
@@rawcopper604 No. They don’t taste good. I said cows are yummy. Not dogs.
Well it involves the killing of the animal , aswell as consuming its cadaver or part there of , however it is closer to cannibalism personaly , because ultimitely where does one draw the line? Which level of legal-age-intelligence(for example dogs are legaly seen as 2YO's) is the cutting point where it is from acceptable to unacceptable, so ultimitely i wouldn't complain if fresh human was served , and have the exact same quorals about consuming meat : fine sure whatever , could i please get some more green beans for seconds?
This is what happens when people stop going to church.
@@optional-wv5rp talk off prude
Ok but idd have something against dissassembling a human like an animal we have deemed "eatable" , if i was served human carbonara idd have the same opinion as veal carbonara , who cares?
Now if one would say "haha what if i serve ur parents" well thats the diffrence between eating the family chicken opposed to buying one in the mall and then cutting it for dinner , objectively identical , subjectively diffrent
@@True_NOONoff, of or about?
@@optional-wv5rp lol get eaten
Where's Schizo Maxxing?
Cool, but why are they digging tunnels everywhere?