A video describing the benefits of this maxxing technique along with some stoic stick lore and a lesser known part of investing Kofi link: ko-fi.com/stoicstick
As a short term options writer, I also fully support gambling. In fact why not try to gamble in other ways! You ever heard of stock options *opens oversized trench coat to display an assortment of contracts*
If you invest money into the stock market you are a stock trader, but if you invest money into a casino you have a gambling addiction. Double standards
@@goldenfiberwheat238leave it up to conservatives to make every single joke into a serious thing incorporating their baseless conspiracy theories whenever possible
I also heard "You can beat the house.", but that doesn't sound as optimistic as the reality. Instead it should be: "You *always* beat the house!". Also, did you guys know that Andrew Tate himself also invests in casinos so we can win more money? How great is that!
@@StoicStickmost of Indian stock traders nowadays are from rural areas due to being in the mainstream as a 🤑infinite money glitch. Indian Stock trading was at its peak in 90s. Harshad maheta did it before wall street.
At first I thought this was all satire. But after eating 3 tires I am truly on my way to being a microplastic Maxxer, and I can already feel like benefits spiritual and mentally. I can't wait to follow through and become a gamble Maxxer to feel the benefits economically. Priceless information.
It’s the Monkey’s on a Typewrite theory. If you have a monkey bang on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, eventually he’ll write Shakespeare If you gamble for an infinite amount of time, you’re guaranteed to win eventually. This is proof that all gamblers lose simply because they stop playing
That simple trick of drawing your character with a phone and then having a separate frame to the right with the hand and the phone to show a clip is genius! Simple, yet original in my opinion. Love it.
Statistically speaking, if you were to spend enough time and money gambling, you'll eventually win big, enough money to never work again for the average person, can't lie, gambling maxxing is gonna make casinos go out of business with this one
I'm so proud of you man. Its so great that your content is reaching so many people and your getting so many well deserved subs. Keep up the great content.
Crown Perth is definitely NOT rigged. My brother was at the blackjack table, in 6 hands he got a 19, four 20s and a perfect blackjack... aaaaaaaand he lost every round - "house wins on a draw"... even the perfect blackjack (I think? An Ace and a Jack, both Spades) the house hit 21 with 4 random cards, and the dealer just said "both 21, house wins". Don't listen to me though, this happened in Perth WA, it's unconfirmed if Australia even exists, and even among Australians, Western Australia is just a conspiracy theory. Thankyou for this video, I'll stop trusting my lying eyes and ears. I bet if he played a 7th hand he'd have won big anyway.
1:00 "No one's ever thought of that before" save a couple of French folks 300 years ago which we have written records of, such as the Saint Petersburg paradox or the Martingale betting strategy.
In places like las vegas, there are laws that guarantee pay outs. If you play smart enough and long enough, you can win about 115% of the money you put in or eventually break even.
I usually like asking my friends and family for money, and then gambling it for them. They usually tell me that the money better be spent on food and utilities, but they don't know that it's part of my plan to make us all rich when I hit big
Back in summer 2021, I took 20k in student loans and put it all on various military companies. Sold them all shortly after the Russian invasion. Lost most of it a week later on Blackjack. I still ended up staying on the positive, because I bought some other stock and paid my loan back before I gambled the rest.
Scratch-offs basically translate to free rent checks. I don’t know why so many of my colleagues complain about living expenses when they live 10 mins away from a gas station.
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When gambling you can win 2000% of your money but you can lose only 100% of it
Do the math
This also applies to investing in cryptocurrency. Made like 6,000% my money back, no joke.
@@FourOfClubs how much?
@@FourOfClubs of corse your username is four of clubs
the online ones are no t chane in past u colu cheat them now they cheat u a lot
ok what is 0times20
Did you know that 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big?
That's why you should keep going.
wow never heard that joke a million times before
@@expozed6422 Guess you'll have to hear it again.
@@expozed6422 said by a person who didn't continue gambling
Real
as a casino owner, i fully support gambling
As a short term options writer, I also fully support gambling. In fact why not try to gamble in other ways! You ever heard of stock options *opens oversized trench coat to display an assortment of contracts*
Your profile picture suits this comment very well
@@vycka7360 😎👍
If you invest money into the stock market you are a stock trader, but if you invest money into a casino you have a gambling addiction. Double standards
Wall street is just the casino of the Rothschilds
Lmao this is hilarious. 😂
Because the elites can do no wrong
@@goldenfiberwheat238 you dont have to be an elite to gamble on the stock market
@@goldenfiberwheat238leave it up to conservatives to make every single joke into a serious thing incorporating their baseless conspiracy theories whenever possible
Gambling is always worth it, there is a reason for saying "The House always loses"
"Truth is, the game was fair from the start."
I also heard "You can beat the house.", but that doesn't sound as optimistic as the reality. Instead it should be: "You *always* beat the house!".
Also, did you guys know that Andrew Tate himself also invests in casinos so we can win more money? How great is that!
casinos are charities they give you free money, I don't know why they're villainized
Some people cry after they donate to a casino. Like why?
@@protek86 they cry from the happiness they get from donating to casinos
Remember if you "loose" all your money, just take out a loan so you can get it back
lose*
@@RT-. no, it's loose. Like all that loose change in your pocket that just so happen to be at the black jack table
@@theemeraldend4302 That example is correct, but there are two different words, lose and loose. In this case, it's "lose all your money"
The house loses so much they can't afford clocks and windows.
No phones in sight, just people living in the moment
if you gamble 2 kidneys you can get 4 KIDNEYS!!! and if you lose you go to heaven!
win, win
I followed the tutorial and now I'm a trillionare with 900 trillion dollars. Thank bro for the tutorial 🙏
Gotta spread the love and use that money to further increase the wealth gap between the homeless and 1%
@@StoicStickmost of Indian stock traders nowadays are from rural areas due to being in the mainstream as a 🤑infinite money glitch. Indian Stock trading was at its peak in 90s. Harshad maheta did it before wall street.
Infinite money glitch maxing*
In a casino, you can lose 100% of your money, but win up to 1000% of your money, maybe more. Do the math.
Casino loan sharks enter the chat.
At first I thought this was all satire. But after eating 3 tires I am truly on my way to being a microplastic Maxxer, and I can already feel like benefits spiritual and mentally. I can't wait to follow through and become a gamble Maxxer to feel the benefits economically. Priceless information.
It’s the Monkey’s on a Typewrite theory.
If you have a monkey bang on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, eventually he’ll write Shakespeare
If you gamble for an infinite amount of time, you’re guaranteed to win eventually.
This is proof that all gamblers lose simply because they stop playing
I quit gambling a year ago, but this video convinced me to gamble again. We are so back. I'm gonna be so rich, guys.
That simple trick of drawing your character with a phone and then having a separate frame to the right with the hand and the phone to show a clip is genius! Simple, yet original in my opinion. Love it.
You can only lose 100% of your money but gain WAY more than that… gambling is ALWAYS worth it
Certified banger alert
We want tax evasion maxxing
Nice try federal agent
The feds actually want you to pay taxes, so a tax evasion maxxing video would not be what the feds want 🤓
Statistically speaking, if you were to spend enough time and money gambling, you'll eventually win big, enough money to never work again for the average person, can't lie, gambling maxxing is gonna make casinos go out of business with this one
Pow
Love it! Please continue the Maxxing series with a disease maxxing video
The house always wins, which is why gambling can really help you pay off your mortgage
I'm so proud of you man. Its so great that your content is reaching so many people and your getting so many well deserved subs. Keep up the great content.
My great great grandfather was a gambling maxxer, he left us in debt. Now our life is under the finger of a land lord maxxer
‘Discounting green for simplicity’ is jokes
Can you do goon maxxing next
Now this is a sticky one
@@jeflump2852 🤨
Never Goon, Chud.
Bump
90% of gamblers stop before they win big…
Do you mean 99.9% ?
@@kronos_1337.99.9999%
that's why I have used all my money opening cs cases. I will soon become a case unboxing millionaire
How you ask? Like this:
*Music starts playing*
*Cases opening to the beat*
1:09 The “discounting green for simplicity” at the bottom made me chuckle.
Gambling is a win win. it's fun and you can make money. you lose, your wife leaves you👍
When I heard "put" I had PTSD flashbacks
Crown Perth is definitely NOT rigged. My brother was at the blackjack table, in 6 hands he got a 19, four 20s and a perfect blackjack... aaaaaaaand he lost every round - "house wins on a draw"... even the perfect blackjack (I think? An Ace and a Jack, both Spades) the house hit 21 with 4 random cards, and the dealer just said "both 21, house wins".
Don't listen to me though, this happened in Perth WA, it's unconfirmed if Australia even exists, and even among Australians, Western Australia is just a conspiracy theory. Thankyou for this video, I'll stop trusting my lying eyes and ears. I bet if he played a 7th hand he'd have won big anyway.
rare instance of gambling being rigged against the gambler. hope those crooks get whats coming to them
Australia is very corrupt in terms of casinos.
@@gordonfreeman7187especially because they don't check earnings, criminals paradise
Fellas be like "i enjoy gambling"
And they dont even know the ancient Hellenic techniques that guarentee victory
sleep deprivation maxxing when?
I already do that.
Just be me
Gamblemaxxing pairs well with its sister artform, sportsbetmaxxing
Heroinmaxxing is up there too
You're my favourite gambler, stoic ❤
Your girlfriend having outstanding intuition is actually the best part of this video
Another banger, vids have been fire lately
Gambling is banned here😭😭😭😭
It's the only things that let's me feel anything tbh
As someone who lives and works in Las Vegas, thank you for this based take.
This came out the day after my 18th birthday! Thank you stoic stick, I’m about to be a billionaire!!
This video feels like intellectual natural selection and I love it
I will use this tutorial to increase the gap between top 1% and the homless pessents
I have a serious gambling dedication, and I've never been happier.
1:00 "No one's ever thought of that before" save a couple of French folks 300 years ago which we have written records of, such as the Saint Petersburg paradox or the Martingale betting strategy.
What a generous industry ❤we need to show casinos more love and appreciation
this popped up while me and my bro was gambling thanks man
Now instead of losing an eye and 100,000$ at a casino in my whole lifetime, I can do it every day.
Gamblin, maxxin', relaxxin' all cool...
My family tried to stop me and forced me to go see an “Addiction Therapist” my family are such sheep’s 🙄
Bro is pumping out videos like the doctors pumped my alcoholic dads stomach out 💪🏻🔥
In places like las vegas, there are laws that guarantee pay outs. If you play smart enough and long enough, you can win about 115% of the money you put in or eventually break even.
I usually like asking my friends and family for money, and then gambling it for them. They usually tell me that the money better be spent on food and utilities, but they don't know that it's part of my plan to make us all rich when I hit big
I came for the gambling but stayed for the indian commentary
Remember: 99% of gamblers quit before cashing big! NEVER QUIT!!!
cant wait for the gettingawaywithmurdermaxxing video
Back in summer 2021, I took 20k in student loans and put it all on various military companies. Sold them all shortly after the Russian invasion. Lost most of it a week later on Blackjack. I still ended up staying on the positive, because I bought some other stock and paid my loan back before I gambled the rest.
I watched this video drunk and it was the best decision of my life, just after betting on Roulette
love the kittboga reference, ill make sure to use these tips to get rich!
The market open mistake is so relatable.
Scratch-offs basically translate to free rent checks. I don’t know why so many of my colleagues complain about living expenses when they live 10 mins away from a gas station.
W video
Success comes from failure. You may lose some money in the process, but sooner or later you will win BIG and make up for it
RUclips thought that it was important for me to see this so here we are
going watch this while gambling with the buddies 👍
Between gamblers there are no losers. Only quitters.
i took out a loan to gamble and won back all the money
Ahh yeah the good sh*t
Pay attention to the spread.
If you ever try to quit gambling remember you miss every shot you don't take.
You hear a lot of stories about people losing everything by gambling, but just remember, you're luckier than them and they also quit too soon.
"Winners never quit and quitters never win"
Like they say the house always wins so I play online casinos at home so I am guaranteed to make money
99% of gambler quit before they become gazillionares🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I was thinking about making a giant gambling episode.
But you didn't beat me to it! Mine is more focused on me actually *doing* the gambling.
i got an add for mental health help that talked about gambling before this video started
The tax man doesn't care how much money you make.
One cent earned is one cent not taxed.
Addiction is a mathematical operation
There is no losing money on gambling, only losing streaks, you will win if you keep on gambling
That second to last part is just depressing.
An A and K is actually a bad blackjack hand as an A is a 1 or 11 and a K is 13 and a 14 is one of the worst hands
Unironically gambling is actually the best way to get rich, most first generation rich people got big from gambling stocks and bitcoin
Stocks arnt really gambling it’s more of risky investment
@@flappy3635 i’d considee them gambling, your paying in money in the hopes of making more money with a chance of losing said money
This video just made me put it all on black🗣️‼️
Yes more Stoic Stick
man, casinos lose so much money they can't even buy clocks and windows
gamble in video games that way you get nothing of valueno matter if you win or loose its way more addicting
Can you do a video on Options maxxing
Ahh, a fellow fan of Austin Curtis Peterson's philosophy. I respect that.
As someone who just lost $50 playing poker with friends, after losing $200 the previous 4 times I've played, I couldn't agree more
The true 20-20-20 rule is 20 seconds of real work, 20 seconds for the family, and straight 20 hours of gambling.
When you started talking about blackjack you almost accidentally explained card counting lmao 😂
GG Bro *Gambillionaire Grindset*
The gandhi bit fucking killed me
Why would cheese pizza be a crime it’s so good
funny thing about current india hate is that despite their numbers they dont seem to do much of anything about it
Given the nature of multiple worlds theory, there is a universe where this actually works
as a casino this is real
Make sure to gamble on different casinos and games too
is the "Do not redeem the card" in the heavy indian accent a reference to scambaiting videos, like from kitboga?