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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2012
  • The Scheme Episode 2 BBC Scotland yeoldbasser
    In the second episode, Gordon tries to get a job; Marvin's cousin moves in next door provoking a violent confrontation with Dayna; Kay gets arrested for assaulting a neighbour; Kimberley takes part in a dancing competition; and the Cree family make a first appearance. The Cree family have been involved in community initiatives for two generations, and opened the area's first community centre. They are now seeking to reopen it, and are raising money towards the reopening and running costs, but despite being offered a peppercorn rent, are struggling to raise the money to run it.
    Kay loses patience with her young tenants and throws them out, and Bullet the dog ends up being rehomed after a dispute over a vet's bill resulting from an accident when he runs away. Dayna also leaves abruptly.

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  • @rrowley5498
    @rrowley5498 3 года назад +1706

    When you've had a rough day and think why do i bother, you should watch this and think wow im doing great

    • @timheasman2984
      @timheasman2984 3 года назад +34

      Yep. It’s like different planet.

    • @timheasman2984
      @timheasman2984 3 года назад +68

      I was lucky to grow up in the South of England. My dad grew up on a council estate but went to night school for cheap while working full time and got himself an education so he could move out of there and better himself. He passed that on to me and made me a better person . Always try to keep moving forward and make it better for your kids.

    • @BLANCO-H.U.D
      @BLANCO-H.U.D 3 года назад +22

      😂😂😂😂 couldn't of said that better its like sumat off mad max all a different world

    • @wisdom3993
      @wisdom3993 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caraaitcheson7165
      @caraaitcheson7165 3 года назад +24

      Hahahaaa ay makes me feel like I've got my shit together 😂😂😂

  • @wateryteat5837
    @wateryteat5837 3 года назад +417

    This is brilliant for my depression.

    • @showmeclips9031
      @showmeclips9031 3 года назад +23

      So looking down on other people makes you feel better about yourself?

    • @wateryteat5837
      @wateryteat5837 3 года назад +49

      @@showmeclips9031 never said I am looking down on anyone.
      Maybe I meant that seeing people with so little, but are so happy.
      I can't be responsible for your interpretation.

    • @yerdasellsavon2073
      @yerdasellsavon2073 3 года назад +11

      If anything it makes my depression worse.

    • @Puppypaws04
      @Puppypaws04 3 года назад +11

      @@wateryteat5837 good save! 😋

    • @richardcrook2112
      @richardcrook2112 3 года назад +5

      @@wateryteat5837 Smooth AF

  • @bleuiselectric4546
    @bleuiselectric4546 Год назад +141

    The best moment of this show was Bullet being rescued and loved.

    • @RachelRennie-tw2tk
      @RachelRennie-tw2tk 10 месяцев назад +12

      So glad to see that poor dog 🐕getting re homed Marvin might have loved ❤ the dog but he can't look after it

    • @bennyboy2079
      @bennyboy2079 9 месяцев назад +1

      Then done one ....

    • @bennyboy2079
      @bennyboy2079 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@RachelRennie-tw2tklove is not enough ....cant even look after himself

    • @RachelRennie-tw2tk
      @RachelRennie-tw2tk 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@bennyboy2079 yes I know my dogs are my life

  • @paulhart7585
    @paulhart7585 7 месяцев назад +68

    This needs to be released with subtitles for those of us who speak English.

    • @katharinewhits
      @katharinewhits 5 месяцев назад +1

      Right

    • @WhiskyandBacon
      @WhiskyandBacon 5 месяцев назад +3

      @paulhart7585 Go watch some Hollywood garbage...

    • @mumlife22
      @mumlife22 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's clear Scottish can't understand don't watch 😂

    • @alysskennedy8661
      @alysskennedy8661 5 месяцев назад +4

      Right! Shit, the closed captioning isn’t working properly. I catch a few words here and there.

    • @alysskennedy8661
      @alysskennedy8661 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@WhiskyandBaconwhy so hostile? I’m born and bred in America. I have an east cost American accent that I’m sure Scottish ppl would have a difficult time understanding every word. Different slang words etc.

  • @RossRossiter
    @RossRossiter 5 лет назад +1866

    this makes trainspotting look like downton abbey

    • @grantswan8525
      @grantswan8525 5 лет назад +72

      that's ma famly ya wee prick! Im gona shite in yer burds fanny

    • @caitlinmckay5880
      @caitlinmckay5880 5 лет назад +6

      Ted Barrus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @grantswan8525
      @grantswan8525 5 лет назад +3

      g you are fucked my friend

    • @collb9372
      @collb9372 5 лет назад +4

      Bradfords. Same 😊

    • @infiltr80r
      @infiltr80r 5 лет назад +6

      @l g I didn't realize you're featured in this show.

  • @dennisvantoor5380
    @dennisvantoor5380 4 года назад +280

    broadcast this to outer space. we will never get invaded

    • @maggiemae5582
      @maggiemae5582 4 года назад +4

      South Park episode Cancelled

    • @seeker7679
      @seeker7679 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha! Brilliant!

    • @davidnavratil5349
      @davidnavratil5349 4 года назад +6

      I'm pretty sure we are not the only space chavs in the whole universe

    • @xPulsex30
      @xPulsex30 3 года назад +1

      Omg rofl!!!

    • @1stinlastout165
      @1stinlastout165 3 года назад +1

      I think they would jump back in their spaceship and get out as fast as possible lol

  • @HK_Musician
    @HK_Musician Год назад +28

    That dance competition was like a strange dance fight 😂

    • @katharinewhits
      @katharinewhits 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing 😂😂

  • @terryyakamoto3488
    @terryyakamoto3488 9 месяцев назад +13

    It's not financial poverty that's the issue here, it's poverty of education and emotional intelligence

  • @michellekourea275
    @michellekourea275 3 года назад +98

    10 minutes of watching this and you are eternally grateful for your life...🙏

  • @Carolina-Girl-214
    @Carolina-Girl-214 4 года назад +694

    Sometimes you just cant stop watching a trainwreck . I cant understand a damn thing they are saying but I cant stop watching.

    • @donnajernigan5821
      @donnajernigan5821 4 года назад +9

      Jennifer NC Same here! Lol

    • @willewinky6527
      @willewinky6527 4 года назад +3

      I used to work the trains in Kilmarnock. It was tough going.

    • @hollymactaggart3769
      @hollymactaggart3769 3 года назад +5

      @Skunky Stinkerson Yeah, sometimes I think we're worse in a lot of ways 😂 I'm from Scotland and there are some riots here.

    • @user-wq5kv2hu2s
      @user-wq5kv2hu2s 3 года назад +1

      loooool i know

    • @drinkwater319
      @drinkwater319 3 года назад +10

      Trainwreck? That’s a bit harsh, we’re all God’s children

  • @johnreeveswilliamson7228
    @johnreeveswilliamson7228 5 месяцев назад +8

    I like Gordon he seems like a good man stuck in a rough area but trying his best working and providing for his family. He’s came from a bad background with alcoholics and junkies but he’s came through it all and trying to live a normal life. Top man! 👍❤️

  • @xX1830
    @xX1830 2 года назад +59

    Imagine this was filmed 10 years or so ago, so Candice’s baby is now roughly 9 or 10, who probably (like most 10 year olds) loves RUclips. Imagine watching a video of your Nan telling your mum to get rid of you and kicking her out because she didn’t and even bribing her with rewards if does.. that would feel nice 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

    • @edwardodonnell6857
      @edwardodonnell6857 Год назад +5

      Yeah that would make you feel really valued special NOT.

    • @johnreeveswilliamson7228
      @johnreeveswilliamson7228 5 месяцев назад

      That’s actually a good point. This was filmed in 2010 and it’s now 2024 so that wee baby girl will be a teenager now and will be able to watch this on RUclips. That Kay really is tuned to the f*****g moon man the teachers are telling her that her youngest daughter Kendall looks tired and unwell and all she can say is “awww Kendall is fine” honest to god man! 🤦🏻‍♂️😣😂🤡

  • @suitsuke9982
    @suitsuke9982 8 лет назад +458

    Watching the toddlers grow up in this mess... Totally heartbreaking. Wheel just keeps on spinning.

    • @MegaPianogenius
      @MegaPianogenius 6 лет назад +1

      well yes but benefits have only been around 70 years so out of the whole time man has been on earth its a split second in 50 years these type will all be exterminated

    • @peanutheadslickerthanbadjo9740
      @peanutheadslickerthanbadjo9740 5 лет назад +8

      They were all toddlers at one time

    • @celtictillidie67
      @celtictillidie67 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah n these folk were toddlers too u know. Maggie Thatcher done this to our community's .....

    • @catherinemeyers2995
      @catherinemeyers2995 4 года назад +1

      @@MegaPianogenius maybe your type will be,ya never know

    • @nickhyde420
      @nickhyde420 3 года назад +5

      Watching the dogs in this mess.

  • @famousno7
    @famousno7 3 года назад +320

    “He kneed me in the stomach but I don’t think he meant it “ 😫
    Who says romance is dead

    • @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
      @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 3 года назад +3

      famous last words 😂

    • @BS-yh5rx
      @BS-yh5rx 2 года назад +15

      Just after 10 min mark she says “he can only hit a woman” and she “will probably get another kicking off him tonight” after he storms off so seems like it’s not a one time thing.

    • @kevcc1986
      @kevcc1986 2 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @edwardodonnell6857
      @edwardodonnell6857 Год назад +9

      That’s nice a swift knee to the stomach a nice stable relationship how understanding.

    • @gameplaygirl3268
      @gameplaygirl3268 Год назад

      The girl in the pink tank top also has what looks like bruises on her arm from being grabbed hard too

  • @mrgeek434
    @mrgeek434 2 года назад +338

    I get why some people find this sort of thing amusing, but I find it more depressing than anything else. These people lead such degrading lives devoid of any sort of structure or meaning. It makes me wonder what exactly happened in Britain in the past fifty or so years that has resulted in this. The working-class of our grandparent's and great grandparent's generation were materially worse off than these people, but there was no where near the level of cultural or moral decadence back then. People like to say that it's purely down to economic deprivation, but I think it's a lot deeper than that; it's a sort of spiritual decline, where people no longer see any purpose to their lives beyond momentary pleasures.

    • @clifftonicstudios7469
      @clifftonicstudios7469 2 года назад +16

      This is the reason I choose to live 50s apart from this PC I ignore the modern world, Its horrible, For the record English people have been treated like slaves for years by the rich. Even enslaved by the Romans were were slaves ourselves. BLM No one mentions that part.

    • @healingandgrowth-infp4677
      @healingandgrowth-infp4677 2 года назад +1

      Disabilities does that to you too I’m right there now

    • @kevindurand7230
      @kevindurand7230 2 года назад +5

      Well said mate, thoughts I have that you encapsulated perfectly

    • @andrewknapton8121
      @andrewknapton8121 2 года назад +6

      Comments are spot on.. very depressing

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 2 года назад +8

      Thatcher?

  • @miketaylor922
    @miketaylor922 2 года назад +18

    The new series of the walking dead looks so real!!...I'm really impressed by the makeup and special effects!

  • @mullenio4200
    @mullenio4200 8 лет назад +1142

    When the dog is the smartest creature in the room! He's looking at his owners like "Why did I end up with these two idiots?"

  • @markcook1521
    @markcook1521 7 лет назад +1274

    that dog has better teeth than all them.

    • @gameandchilll85
      @gameandchilll85 6 лет назад +6

      Hahaaha

    • @ebb223
      @ebb223 6 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sandrapower3595
      @sandrapower3595 5 лет назад +7

      Mark Cook Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 5 лет назад +6

      I'm dead lol

    • @adelaadela152
      @adelaadela152 5 лет назад +18

      OMG i’m dieing😂😂 i can barely understand what they say, but the comments are criminals😂😂 poor dog ran away🙄😩

  • @Stevie-oy8zj
    @Stevie-oy8zj 2 года назад +17

    That dance contest was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen. No way that’s professional lol

  • @markstarmer3677
    @markstarmer3677 2 года назад +33

    Strange, they all have limited money, yet they always have cash for cigarettes and booze.

    • @jackD441
      @jackD441 2 года назад +2

      That's like that everywhere

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 17 дней назад

      Do you think if they saved their cigarette money, they could move out of the hood or something! 🤣

    • @markstarmer3677
      @markstarmer3677 17 дней назад +1

      @@Janellabelle they have limited responsibility and selfish priorities on money matters.

  • @vesavius
    @vesavius 4 года назад +345

    How on Earth did the producers of this think that subs weren't required?

    • @myaccount2914
      @myaccount2914 3 года назад +84

      The producers couldn't understand them either. Subtitles couldn't be produced.

    • @ga1actic_muffin
      @ga1actic_muffin 3 года назад +1

      @Matty Rose and canadians

    • @allykuit5384
      @allykuit5384 3 года назад +8

      @Matty Rose Nope. I struggled and I'm used to teaching kids from all over the world. Dana sounded permanently sozzled.

    • @allykuit5384
      @allykuit5384 3 года назад

      @Matty Rose Fair enough. I was just wondering. She seemed perfectly fine. I just battled understanding her more than any of the others.

    • @allykuit5384
      @allykuit5384 3 года назад +4

      @Matty Rose All good. I understand. It's just so frustrating to see them have so many children knowing that the odds are stacked against them. It's a poverty cycle, I know. The only way to break it is education and upliftment programs. I wouldn't know where to begin.

  • @skudlugs
    @skudlugs 8 месяцев назад +5

    NEXT TIME VOTE YES, YOU DESERVE WAY BETTER SCOTLAND!

  • @kevinmckenzie1312
    @kevinmckenzie1312 2 года назад +18

    I feel bad for wee Kendall, the mother is really letting her fall through the cracks with the nonsense she's letting into her life.

  • @GyseleTomlinson
    @GyseleTomlinson 6 лет назад +176

    It's a relief to hear what happened to Bullet at the end; he's such a sweet dog & deserves a loving, stable home.

    • @wario4166
      @wario4166 Год назад

      No sympathy for the kids then? You are a dog person I'm guessing. 😁😁👍

    • @bennyboy2079
      @bennyboy2079 9 месяцев назад +2

      Defo

  • @williamsrhyn
    @williamsrhyn 6 лет назад +212

    Switches subtitles on, subtitles overheats and breaks.

    • @jonette12345
      @jonette12345 5 лет назад

      Explodes!!

    • @2smashingsisters710
      @2smashingsisters710 5 лет назад

      Rwilliams my god gee us a break

    • @thebandit3055
      @thebandit3055 5 лет назад

      Lmfao

    • @cragboom3
      @cragboom3 5 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha, that is hilarious. brilliant, clever wit. You could be a comedy script writer. Poignant, sharp, not too barbed. Channel 6 needs you now.

  • @realmms
    @realmms Год назад +19

    The smoking kills me every time. Also the amount time energy and angst spent on petty things.

    • @nickycotton6137
      @nickycotton6137 Год назад +4

      Says it all with a Kid crashed out face down on a couch with a pack of Ciggies next to his head! Nice Tele' they got, but probs sell Class A's, B's & C's tbf

  • @MrFiendyBob
    @MrFiendyBob 5 лет назад +476

    I only understood the narrator

    • @melciveng
      @melciveng 5 лет назад +16

      Jek // Trolling Don’t forget the dog!

    • @aussiedave1962
      @aussiedave1962 5 лет назад +22

      Because the narrator is the only one who can string a sentence together and probably the only one with teeth.

    • @SuperChoronzon
      @SuperChoronzon 5 лет назад +6

      Well ain't you fucking lucky, understanding it ain't a bonus... trust me I've had one or two of these "people" in my taxi ;o)

    • @gaylenorris435
      @gaylenorris435 5 лет назад +1

      oliver I could understand it too.its mostly americans making fun of people we do it the best.

    • @jasminejones9058
      @jasminejones9058 5 лет назад +3

      "I only understood the narrator" Lol then english is not your first language because the people in this documentary speak ENGLISH as a first language with a scottish accent In Britain there are many accents scottish, irish , welsh, and many accents in England depending on what county you live in EG: the cockney accent and the "Queens english" accent are both London accents but couldn't be more different !

  • @brucerazor5202
    @brucerazor5202 3 года назад +364

    Looks like everyone smokes even the baby

  • @nickysheerin1869
    @nickysheerin1869 8 месяцев назад +4

    The subtitles on this are absolute gold 🤣🤣

  • @grimes378
    @grimes378 8 месяцев назад +11

    I'd LOVE an updated story. Kinda a "Where are they now" thing. My guess is there would be a lot of prison interviews 😂😂

    • @rom3636
      @rom3636 4 месяца назад

      Last i heard Dana was a prostitute on hard drugs.

    • @rom3636
      @rom3636 4 месяца назад

      www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thescottishsun.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F2%2F2021%2F10%2FNINTCHDBPICT000407305902.jpg&tbnid=lwdEv_1Y8lfdtM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thescottishsun.co.uk%2Ftv%2F7817094%2Fthe-scheme-marvin-dayna-where-stars-now-court-crime-2%2F&docid=S51RE25oJP1RGM&w=3280&h=4928&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3

  • @kathyf123
    @kathyf123 8 лет назад +86

    I turned on "Closed Caption" and RUclips said "Fucked if I know."

    • @deeznutsaresalty4365
      @deeznutsaresalty4365 7 лет назад +2

      Cathy Farger 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

    • @hallaprildiann
      @hallaprildiann 7 лет назад +1

      lmao!!!!

  • @flouncey1977
    @flouncey1977 3 года назад +249

    the smell of ciggies in their house must be unbearable!

  • @Blaze-ko3ts
    @Blaze-ko3ts 2 года назад +21

    The little girl Kendall is a smart kiddie. With the right guidance she could go places.
    That dance competition tho 😂😂 carnage

    • @lisasuzannekear-ranby8101
      @lisasuzannekear-ranby8101 Год назад +1

      Got a good future delivering the mail lol

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 9 месяцев назад

      @@lisasuzannekear-ranby8101 I doubt the post office would hire her.
      She's destined for either Amazon or Deliveroo. Such is what we have on offer for our nations children.

  • @goingunder2548
    @goingunder2548 9 месяцев назад +8

    "I don't believe in abortions" *takes drag from cigarette* Perfect

  • @waynemcdonnell1765
    @waynemcdonnell1765 5 лет назад +314

    David Attenborough should of done the voice over on this,

    • @carlpenney4506
      @carlpenney4506 5 лет назад +1

      Word !!! 😂😂

    • @lohheidpipingschool1
      @lohheidpipingschool1 5 лет назад

      Hahahahahaa

    • @user-qr7eb1sf3l
      @user-qr7eb1sf3l 5 лет назад +7

      No David Attenborough beautiful voices goes with lovely animals and nature not this sad life.

    • @RickyBatista
      @RickyBatista 5 лет назад

      I would pay to hear that soothing voice.

    • @budnotu
      @budnotu 5 лет назад

      Donald Duck would do better.

  • @heidrivandervyver4663
    @heidrivandervyver4663 4 года назад +458

    I can see Marvin's skull under his skin. I think he is decomposing while "alive".

    • @steely6663
      @steely6663 3 года назад

      He is a skeleton, like all of us.

    • @AK-qj7pg
      @AK-qj7pg 3 года назад +34

      His girl is actually decent looking. What in the heck does she see in that snapper head

    • @coyr2383
      @coyr2383 3 года назад +14

      A K heroin and crack cocaine

    • @jaydubb774
      @jaydubb774 3 года назад +21

      He looks like a retired skeleton who hasn't fully decomposed yet....but hes probably got a wonderful personality

    • @michaelplane8830
      @michaelplane8830 3 года назад +7

      @@jaydubb774 That's fuckin quality man. Properly killed me this comment. Wee started to come out coz I was laughing so hard 🤣

  • @thathurt
    @thathurt Год назад +12

    It just occurred to me that the entire country is funded just by cigarette and alcohol tax. 😂 Scotland's public services should be excellent.

  • @pootpoot13
    @pootpoot13 Месяц назад +2

    That whole disco dancing competition thing is completely nuts

  • @johnclegg4993
    @johnclegg4993 5 лет назад +375

    He's picked me over the Valium . . well that's romance then 😂

    • @gaz8177
      @gaz8177 5 лет назад +2

      John Clegg lmao

    • @dan-sx1ig
      @dan-sx1ig 5 лет назад +19

      Sounded like there both full of blues slurring there words like smack heads

    • @theScifiCultist
      @theScifiCultist 5 лет назад +17

      Come on John - lets not underestimate the dedication he's putting behind this second chance, he's 'Swore doon' about it and everything!!!

    • @celtictillidie67
      @celtictillidie67 5 лет назад +7

      None of youz ever took drugs in your life's?? No family members or friends who use drugs ??

    • @TheMasterblaster32
      @TheMasterblaster32 5 лет назад +2

      @@celtictillidie67 I'd pump you babs.

  • @Neytiri94
    @Neytiri94 3 года назад +325

    When you’re Scottish and still don’t understand a word they’re saying

    • @brianna4673
      @brianna4673 3 года назад +25

      Ur no scottish then 😂👍

    • @Neytiri94
      @Neytiri94 3 года назад +29

      I have to understand junkie slurs to be Scottish? Oof alright then 😂👍

    • @cashyf_88
      @cashyf_88 3 года назад +8

      I'm scottish and I understand every scottish accent

    • @ree_ree
      @ree_ree 3 года назад +6

      @@cashyf_88 you're amazing ❤️ I wanna be able to understand it all too! Lol

    • @cashyf_88
      @cashyf_88 3 года назад +9

      @@ree_ree it's not hard but I'm glad my scottish accent dosent sound like that , they sound like junkies lol

  • @stanleydobson382
    @stanleydobson382 2 года назад +6

    The "Dancing competition".... Rollerball without the skates!

  • @ialwayshaveahangover
    @ialwayshaveahangover 9 месяцев назад +13

    This is my comfort show when I think I'm doing shit in life but in actual fact I'm doing grand 😂

    • @fredfinks
      @fredfinks 9 месяцев назад +2

      its so hard to understand their guttural gibberish.

    • @noahbrown4388
      @noahbrown4388 6 месяцев назад +1

      @fredfinks For real! Even the subtitles don’t make sense 😅

  • @seanmcmeown1992
    @seanmcmeown1992 4 года назад +109

    Straight to the comments and they didn't disappoint 😂😂

  • @irma7503
    @irma7503 4 года назад +125

    I put captions on to understand what they were saying, even with captions on it still came out incoherent and made no sense 😂

  • @elainemainganya8668
    @elainemainganya8668 Год назад +33

    I find it so strange that Kay would kick her own daughter out for being pregnant but was letting other kids into her home to help them get onto their feet..how ironic is that...?

    • @laidedges
      @laidedges 8 месяцев назад +8

      Yes that was quite odd. It seems that she cares more about strangers then her own kids. Very weird woman

    • @blackietotheend
      @blackietotheend 7 месяцев назад +5

      And she let the boyfriend of 20 years of age, stay over night, disgusting

    • @yolandascholten2012
      @yolandascholten2012 Месяц назад

      I think she wanted those kids around for companionship, someone to smoke with and talk too. She needs to grow up and take responsibility for her own kids.

  • @BikashShah-gt7xq
    @BikashShah-gt7xq 8 месяцев назад +9

    Kendals mother is an absolute riot. She does nothing positive for her kids or strays she takes in.

  • @melissa2419
    @melissa2419 3 года назад +304

    I can't understand most of them but Dayna sounds like she made up her own language that only she understands 😂🙈

    • @Potts2k8
      @Potts2k8 3 года назад +13

      I do believe it's called "Gouching"...

    • @jackiemarini3203
      @jackiemarini3203 2 года назад

      Yes she does

    • @REAL-ow3nu
      @REAL-ow3nu 2 года назад +13

      It sounds like Swedish and English mixed.

    • @TonyDAnnunzio
      @TonyDAnnunzio 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like a slapper

    • @bjarkimar4110
      @bjarkimar4110 2 года назад +11

      well I added on a auto generated text from youtube and that translation was hilarious

  • @SisterAimz77788
    @SisterAimz77788 3 года назад +116

    Mum encourages the boy to stay and gets shocked when her 16 year old gets pregnant 🤔

    • @colleenlally-ross7105
      @colleenlally-ross7105 3 года назад +10

      They were supposed to just play 'Go Fish' in her room!
      These poor kids...its like their future is already screwed.

    • @stayawayfromthewoke3412
      @stayawayfromthewoke3412 3 года назад +8

      Shes an awful mum for letting a 20 year old with her teen daughter shes only just left school 🤮

  • @Warthog1976
    @Warthog1976 Год назад +4

    Dance competition??? it's more like a Mosh pit 😆😆😆

  • @mranderson3564
    @mranderson3564 2 года назад +5

    If ever there was an advertisement for eugenics this is it.

  • @SpookyElectric319
    @SpookyElectric319 4 года назад +308

    Next up: ‘Bullet, The Dug, My Autobiography. Ma hard time oan the scheme wi Starvin’ Marvin and mental Dayna’.

    • @bubba842
      @bubba842 3 года назад +11

      Imagine on of these people and their Australian equivalent having a conversation.
      Now that would make great tv.

    • @SpookyElectric319
      @SpookyElectric319 3 года назад +1

      Happiness is not liveable . I dare say that everyone has their own version of these people. Some make it out, some don’t.

    • @sophiephillips5555
      @sophiephillips5555 3 года назад +7

      I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment ever 😂😂😂

    • @SpookyElectric319
      @SpookyElectric319 3 года назад +2

      Lee Bartlett aw, thank you. We all need a good giggle sometimes.
      But that poor dug. Brought up by Starvin Marvin, ‘Happy as Larry’, and Dayna the junkie. I think Bullet ended up being rehomed down south. He was named Bullet because he kept shooting aff!

    • @loraleepooley4160
      @loraleepooley4160 3 года назад +1

      Madhuri Willow Dixit I just laughed so hard I chocked.

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel 3 года назад +138

    When you are 20 years old and your parents kick you out of the house and make you homeless when they go on holiday because you cant be trusted to be there alone, you know its time to re-evaluate your life.

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад +17

      I don't know how his parents do it, my parents would've re-evaluated it for me long before I was 20 if I acted like that! What a degenerate.

    • @nickhyde420
      @nickhyde420 3 года назад +13

      I think all those people need to re-evaluate their lives. (Except Bullet).

    • @fat80832
      @fat80832 3 года назад +7

      instead of reevaluating he became a heroin addict while they were on holiday 😂😂😂 watch episode 3

    • @Potts2k8
      @Potts2k8 3 года назад +2

      ... 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bruceleehee9267
      @bruceleehee9267 3 года назад +4

      @@fat80832 with all that laying around I’m pretty sure he was on Herion way before that holiday

  • @Stampistuta
    @Stampistuta 2 года назад +14

    If a couple can have a drunken argument I front of a TV camera I can only imagine how bad things are behind closed doors.

  • @suzannecasey1726
    @suzannecasey1726 2 года назад +14

    Not watched this since it was aired and wow! What kind of “mother” let’s a 20year old MAN stay over and sleep with her 15 year old child and she’s got a cheek to throw her out when she falls pregnant 😂😂😂😂

    • @stacitowery4461
      @stacitowery4461 Год назад

      To be fair, he looks 11, but yeah, mom is a piece of crap.

  • @Ken-zl4ic
    @Ken-zl4ic 5 лет назад +304

    I'm only able to pick out some words and then try to fill in the blanks.

    • @michaelwilson6483
      @michaelwilson6483 5 лет назад +6

      I can understand them and I'm English. Mind you I spent a long time in Ayrshire

    • @gillianbrookwell1678
      @gillianbrookwell1678 4 года назад +4

      Same here, I'm English but the Scots are a headache to understand.

    • @gillianbrookwell1678
      @gillianbrookwell1678 4 года назад +3

      @@shaqeeras625 Probably out of curiosity.

    • @Nogames2281
      @Nogames2281 4 года назад +3

      @@shaqeeras625 lol rt..its a train wreck you cant stop watching...not that i understand much..a word here & there...only narrator really.. Dk if its cuz im in America or what but i need captions. Lol

    • @meganwatson6589
      @meganwatson6589 4 года назад +5

      If ye canny understand what we r sayin then why no learn

  • @Stedemn
    @Stedemn 4 года назад +233

    That techno dance comp.. all running around bashing into each other 😂😂

    • @lee2217
      @lee2217 4 года назад +7

      It’s freestyle not techno

    • @petebates6576
      @petebates6576 4 года назад +46

      It's shambles, not freestyle...

    • @lee2217
      @lee2217 4 года назад +1

      Pete Bates you have no clue what it is
      So don’t try and judge it on a 3 minute clip

    • @thingsicantfind9545
      @thingsicantfind9545 3 года назад +20

      @@lee2217 freestyle is just a bullshit excuse for flailing around like a twat

    • @lee2217
      @lee2217 3 года назад +2

      Lego Qui-Gon Jinn I assume you good at it because you come across as a pit of a wanker

  • @rayblack2004
    @rayblack2004 2 года назад +2

    This is why Hadrian's wall was built

  • @Elly-caitlin93
    @Elly-caitlin93 8 месяцев назад +5

    Run for your life Bullet and never look back!

  • @rahowherox1177
    @rahowherox1177 5 лет назад +104

    the dog is tue only one with the brains to leave the place... I reckon he waited for a nice and legal car and did a dive for it...

    • @whome5933
      @whome5933 5 лет назад +3

      Awe shit that's funny! But sad too because I think you're right!

  • @fcukstrateduk
    @fcukstrateduk 2 года назад +57

    The closed captions on this are an absolute treat. It's just word soup!

    • @JohnnyCaruthers
      @JohnnyCaruthers 2 года назад +2

      word salad

    • @tcritt
      @tcritt 2 года назад

      I've got them on Spanish. It's hilarious.

    • @IRVDawg
      @IRVDawg Год назад

      lmao

    • @Mabrrrr
      @Mabrrrr Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah I tried that

    • @REAL-NANO
      @REAL-NANO 6 месяцев назад

      The words they are saying are word salad.
      Captions are trying to make sense of mumbling half english.

  • @deniseshephard3347
    @deniseshephard3347 Год назад +33

    I feel so sorry for Kendall she is so young but having to put up with everything she has to put up with at such a early age it’s just so wrong also when she reached for the items and she knew what they were it destroyed me
    I’m pleased Bullet was rehomed he didn’t deserve the environment he was in they didn’t Deserve him he was soft and gentle and loving they broke him
    My heart goes out for the Kree family going all out to make things better

    • @kegalormoon
      @kegalormoon Год назад +3

      One of the girls from this show is on tic tok she seem to be wisening up can't remember which one though

    • @hawky2k215
      @hawky2k215 4 месяца назад

      Marvin is a utterly a wrong man for her! He already slept with her cousin too ffs! She should've got rid of him sooner! If she did she'll have a better life then what she had by moving away and forget the selfish bone idol Marvin, get away from her horrible cousins too

  • @Bhappi137
    @Bhappi137 Год назад +3

    He’s picked me over the Valium ♥️

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 5 лет назад +50

    I’m normally pretty good at understanding dialects, but this has taken me to a whole new level.

    • @israeladesanya4596
      @israeladesanya4596 2 года назад

      If you normally good but don't understand this, then your self diagnosis is wrong my friend.

    • @CHRISANDREOU4199
      @CHRISANDREOU4199 Год назад

      Just Scottish bruv🤷‍♂️

  • @mylabarrett6890
    @mylabarrett6890 4 года назад +223

    I can understand like 3 words per sentence then I just fill in the blanks🤣

    • @NoOBGamerDZ
      @NoOBGamerDZ 4 года назад +10

      Welcome to the club :)

    • @Oscar.Blake1
      @Oscar.Blake1 4 года назад +1

      @@NoOBGamerDZ looool

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 4 года назад +8

      I think that's what they do with each other as well. That's why they are fighting

    • @cheeveka3
      @cheeveka3 4 года назад +1

      Maybe it is another language😂😂 reminds me of Dutch a bit.🤣 So confused right now.

    • @shananalexander9789
      @shananalexander9789 4 года назад

      myla barrett I put my ear up close to the phone to see if that would help and no. I am doing as well as you. Thank goodness there’s a narrator.

  • @ohmeowzer1
    @ohmeowzer1 Год назад +8

    Gordon is a good dad .keep up the good work

  • @MarkSkids
    @MarkSkids 2 года назад +2

    I can smell these houses and "people" through my phone.

  • @buckthorn7084
    @buckthorn7084 5 лет назад +193

    This is literally one of the most depressing things I have ever seen.

    • @garrymuir5134
      @garrymuir5134 4 года назад +14

      Try living like this for a month no wonder every body in Scotland are depressed on drugs or on drink were screaming out for help and no one is listening

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 4 года назад +23

      @@garrymuir5134 This is fuck all, they have heating and running water, try living in Kenya in a mud hut and a filthy puddle out back, then the local cops and officials turn up for a bribe or they'll kick your hut in.

    • @rclayton0187
      @rclayton0187 4 года назад +1

      I can't understand it so idk.. but I'd love to know what's happening tho.

    • @SpiritEngine
      @SpiritEngine 4 года назад +3

      It's been eight years. Maybe things have changed for some people, but this poverty still exists. Scotland deserves better

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 4 года назад +2

      @@SpiritEngine It's gotten worse

  • @miss13579able
    @miss13579able 7 лет назад +482

    This needs to be subtitled.

    • @dummyspitter1106
      @dummyspitter1106 7 лет назад +5

      the one at 0:46 you mean ?

    • @cassandrawoodson1
      @cassandrawoodson1 7 лет назад +7

      You're totally right. If you press the little "cc" button by the quality choice button it will turn on subtitles. :)

    • @cassandrawoodson1
      @cassandrawoodson1 7 лет назад +36

      Wait, actually the subtitles don't help at all. But it is hilarious! :D

    • @lilyparry5422
      @lilyparry5422 7 лет назад +4

      Momof2 I've subtitled it

    • @PhillipWhite-uz3wu
      @PhillipWhite-uz3wu 7 лет назад +1

      Ookney acknee oo!

  • @terriehaylock9058
    @terriehaylock9058 2 года назад +4

    I'm Australian and I can't understand a word they are saying. 😄

    • @rinkydinkydragon1
      @rinkydinkydragon1 2 года назад

      I’m English and I can’t!! 🤣

    • @cragboom3
      @cragboom3 5 месяцев назад

      good. Bit rich coming from a Ausie tho

  • @kaz4009
    @kaz4009 Год назад +4

    I understood about 10% of what we being said

  • @maycrotch8576
    @maycrotch8576 3 года назад +111

    Those are the strongest Scottish accents I've ever heard.

    • @leelabizbee
      @leelabizbee 3 года назад +15

      Go further up north in Scotland and you have no chance of understanding.

    • @DutchBane
      @DutchBane 3 года назад +9

      I couldnt understand a word until i got drunk

    • @leelabizbee
      @leelabizbee 3 года назад +5

      @@DutchBane its the only way we can actually truly understand each other up here. Get pissed, make perfect sense 👌

    • @clarky2356
      @clarky2356 3 года назад +6

      Aye ya wee bastard 🤣

    • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
      @ElvisLivesUpstairs 3 года назад +9

      They get so strong up north. Even other Scots can't understand them. It literally sounds like a foreign language not English. I think in this video some are stronger than other Scots I've heard, but I can understand pretty much everything they say.

  • @marcp3788
    @marcp3788 4 года назад +140

    Respect to the ppl getting the community centre back up & running

    • @aam3361
      @aam3361 3 года назад +15

      Wish there were more comments about that rather than how they live!

    • @aam3361
      @aam3361 3 года назад +2

      Wish there were more comments about that rather than how they live!

    • @Pinkcandy777
      @Pinkcandy777 2 года назад

      @@aam3361 agree feel 4 them

    • @wario4166
      @wario4166 Год назад

      Yea, that will fix this area, a community centre holding retarded discos and selling crisps and bottles of cola. 👍👍👍

    • @callummcgregor4589
      @callummcgregor4589 Год назад

      That turned out to be a famous seriel killer operation ring

  • @gusmac6231
    @gusmac6231 2 года назад +2

    Can't understand these guys but I'm mesmerised

  • @MaterLacrymarum
    @MaterLacrymarum 2 года назад +1

    Just when you start thinking there isn't any life on other planets, a video like this comes up.

  • @rory_c_19
    @rory_c_19 3 года назад +230

    Shows like this really show how vastly different areas of Scotland can be. I live only six miles from where this was filmed in a really nice area, and it's like an entirely different world. Reminds you how lucky you are

    • @bethanydick8365
      @bethanydick8365 2 года назад +9

      tbh Southcraigs is 2 mins away and arguably one of the most gentrified areas of Kilmarnock, you really don't need to look far at all!

    • @janetothen2583
      @janetothen2583 2 года назад +8

      I lived in Troon (well between Troon and Irvine, military housing) and i didnt even know estates like this existed! We nearly had a married quarter up here, and my mum kicked off and refused as we had lived there before and she loved it so wanted to go back so the warden caved and got us a house there instead. Even now, almost 30yrs after we left, i see this, and breathe a massive sigh of relief!

    • @silversurfermusicco5263
      @silversurfermusicco5263 2 года назад +8

      Also how unequal society is. I grew up in edinburgh. A tale of two cities and hypocrisy

    • @gordonm6108
      @gordonm6108 2 года назад +7

      Glasgow is pretty much the same only on a larger scale.

    • @amayha3293
      @amayha3293 2 года назад +5

      @Gordon m Sorry I have to disagree. I'm from the Bronx NY. This soft af . I got out the trenches by college I now work in between London &Glasgow . Glasgow isn't like this . But ya Glasgow estates having nothing on Harlem Queens Brooklyn Bronx Cmon now.

  • @waynejshynzhinds4434
    @waynejshynzhinds4434 5 лет назад +45

    The struggle is real all over the world. God bless.

  • @robanderson1155
    @robanderson1155 9 месяцев назад +4

    Pissed myself at the dance competition😂😂

    • @slyestfox935
      @slyestfox935 7 месяцев назад

      Even funnier was the dancing in the front garden ffs, a housewarming with 1 guest hilarious 😂

  • @lisahutchins8186
    @lisahutchins8186 8 месяцев назад +3

    That mom is so immature the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

  • @ryanmallett9733
    @ryanmallett9733 4 года назад +183

    I nearly threw up when that girl said she was a pole dancer. Jesus no way am I paying to watch that!

  • @bikersview2678
    @bikersview2678 4 года назад +35

    A someone who can understand this, i feel very honoured

  • @bernadettetaylor881
    @bernadettetaylor881 8 месяцев назад +3

    What a sad and pathetic place.. ignorance, poverty, violence, and not one responsible adult in that bleak little group. Is there any structure, routine, or standard set? Very poor. Very bad

  • @WolfTrap1000
    @WolfTrap1000 Год назад +3

    What a collection of excellent humans

  • @snipz1
    @snipz1 5 лет назад +59

    Jesus wept 😂 i suddenly feel beautiful and rich

  • @EASYTIGER10
    @EASYTIGER10 6 лет назад +438

    Bullet's the easiest one to understand

    • @mheuphoria
      @mheuphoria 6 лет назад +3

      EASYTIGER10 hahaha

    • @melissalove2463
      @melissalove2463 6 лет назад +1

      EASYTIGER10 😂😂😂😂

    • @JuditaHoffman.
      @JuditaHoffman. 6 лет назад +10

      Totally. The poor dog's actions speaks louder, more clear and much more understandable than any humanoid in this video. I know that this is their accent, but sadly, I can't understand the meaning of the whole situation. Is it Scottish, or Irish, or which one is that strong accent? I'm really curious about it, I love to hear different types of same language. Obviously, English isn't my main language, but usually, I can totally understand everything written by people from UK, and from USA, Australia, NZ, etc...
      But this video makes me feel angry at myself for not being able to even discover which accent is blocking me, (like 50%) to comprehend what's happening.
      Can someone please just let me know what am I missing, which one is it? I mean, what kind of accent that is? Thank you. :)

    • @frankmclaughlan31
      @frankmclaughlan31 6 лет назад +2

      Judita J. Read rabbit burns and the words he writes his poetry like auld lang side not old long side

    • @andrewheywood6252
      @andrewheywood6252 6 лет назад +4

      or even "auld lang syne" ?

  • @peterdawson2384
    @peterdawson2384 Год назад +1

    The best advert for Scottish independence I have seen this year.

  • @geneshepherd2962
    @geneshepherd2962 8 месяцев назад +2

    If I lived there I'd save buy a tent and leave for better pasture.
    These people aren't trees.
    They're not stuck.

  • @mikevarga2058
    @mikevarga2058 3 года назад +46

    ‘He kneed me in the stomach...but I don’t think he meant it’ .....

    • @loulou-se3oc
      @loulou-se3oc 3 года назад +4

      She be those women who say he hits me because he loves me

    • @phillbarnes8513
      @phillbarnes8513 3 года назад +3

      @@loulou-se3oc Or, if you saw him beating her & you tried to intervene, she’d be on your back clawing & screaming ‘gerroffa him!!!’ 🙄

  • @workerworkers4068
    @workerworkers4068 2 года назад +2

    This is the best episode ever.

  • @eeeeemeeee9047
    @eeeeemeeee9047 7 дней назад

    That dance competition is like watching a fever dream play out😂

  • @delanodegenie6970
    @delanodegenie6970 4 года назад +95

    As a London boy born and bred I now know why it was beneficial having a father from Glasgow and spending every summer holiday in Scotland as a kid....
    It was so I could watch programmes like this and understand what everyone is saying!! 😂😂

    • @batmanb8194
      @batmanb8194 Год назад +9

      i cant understand anything. american here

    • @LalaaCherry
      @LalaaCherry Год назад +1

      @@batmanb8194 smh

    • @lisasuzannekear-ranby8101
      @lisasuzannekear-ranby8101 Год назад +1

      My 1st hubbys family were from Fife ..lol

    • @jenniferbueller6761
      @jenniferbueller6761 8 месяцев назад +3

      I can’t understand anyone but the narrator!

    • @NastyNate707
      @NastyNate707 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yea as an American I’m trying to understand them but honestly can’t. It’s such a strong accent I just can’t decipher it.

  • @mcfcrusssinfin6371
    @mcfcrusssinfin6371 5 лет назад +80

    i'm from England and I understand them perfectly, for those who know what they're saying turn on the subtitles it's comedy gold

    • @jodywillow3332
      @jodywillow3332 Год назад +4

      I turned subtitles on and nearly peed myself laughing 😂😂

    • @mcfcrusssinfin6371
      @mcfcrusssinfin6371 Год назад +1

      Proper jokes

    • @honeybee1852
      @honeybee1852 Год назад +6

      I’ve got subtitles on & not even RUclips can understand half of it, it’s complete Jiberish

    • @angelheart5963
      @angelheart5963 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @russt4865
      @russt4865 9 месяцев назад +3

      'I joined really like I could love my turtle now' 😂😂😂

  • @kerryh3918
    @kerryh3918 Год назад +4

    Looking at this doco a decade on, I wonder just how many of the participants are still alive or have made their situation a bit better??

  • @kurtfletcher9161
    @kurtfletcher9161 Год назад +21

    Love how Gordon's got about 5 grands worth of gold round his neck but can't get young Chris on the family holiday 🤣

    • @thesatisfiedcustomer4869
      @thesatisfiedcustomer4869 Год назад +9

      More like about 5 quids worth.

    • @jordan3405
      @jordan3405 10 месяцев назад

      think is fools goold lol

    • @sarahholland2600
      @sarahholland2600 9 месяцев назад

      His jewellery is cheap Argos, at best.

    • @Del-Blanco-Diablo
      @Del-Blanco-Diablo 6 месяцев назад +1

      Even if he did have the money young Chris was never going on that family holiday.
      They boys a total liability and pure fanny when he's been on the drink,he's no really the kinda person you want too take on a relaxing family holiday..

    • @KC-qk1xr
      @KC-qk1xr 6 месяцев назад

      Can't blame him for not wanting that horrible little scumbag on his holiday

  • @tommysnerfsnerf3700
    @tommysnerfsnerf3700 4 года назад +114

    Peter crouch has fallen on hard times...

  • @shirohilight1502
    @shirohilight1502 4 года назад +97

    That dance competition part looked like a complete and total mess and madness

    • @omadjourney
      @omadjourney 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂.it certainly did, I was still waiting for them to start dancing when the winner's were announced.

    • @billiejoe2791
      @billiejoe2791 3 года назад +1

      Thats disco dancing for ye

    • @Hoopspur
      @Hoopspur 3 года назад +6

      That's wasn't dancing that was a moshpit.

    • @loraleepooley4160
      @loraleepooley4160 3 года назад +2

      Yeah not that great. Kinda sad.

    • @manonfire92
      @manonfire92 3 года назад +1

      Dance? I thought it was a race...

  • @slyestfox935
    @slyestfox935 11 месяцев назад +10

    Dana's adamant her honours in tact ! The funniest thing I've heard in a long time, & a housewarming with just 1 guest 👍 what a party 👌

  • @niamhha9014
    @niamhha9014 2 года назад +7

    There are so many iconic lines in this documentary (and as a Scottish person, I do think that this is extra entertaining if you’re Scottish, hehe).

    • @nickycotton6137
      @nickycotton6137 Год назад

      Fellow 'Celt' here & aye, plenty of variety with the Scot's accents tbh.👍

    • @danielhubson1786
      @danielhubson1786 9 месяцев назад

      Scottish are degenerate morons

  • @dannywyatt7204
    @dannywyatt7204 4 года назад +117

    Watching during the 2020 Rona lockdown, made redundant, no money, missed mortgage payment, Audi’s been repossessed, not able to get any benefits, no work coming in, holidays been cancelled, not paid my gas and electric in 3 months and bailiffs due any minute BUT OMG LIFE IS GOOD IN COMPARISON TO THIS.

    • @thebign8886
      @thebign8886 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @missmcphee8859
      @missmcphee8859 4 года назад +9

      Sad. Hope you are able to get on top of things. We need to reopen this economy!!

    • @charlizemazta3611
      @charlizemazta3611 4 года назад +3

      I`m so so sorry! I lost my job but lucky in Norway They cant let you go until its been 3 months from the day you lost your job. Same as if you get fired :o

    • @judemelroses9920
      @judemelroses9920 4 года назад +2

      Sending you good vibes. Things will get better soon.

    • @stephenmurray2851
      @stephenmurray2851 4 года назад +1

      Yes and getting 80% of your pay for f all.

  • @tomm_m_m6378
    @tomm_m_m6378 3 года назад +152

    Imagine being described as “ex heavy drinkers and hell raisers” 😂😂😂

    • @magnaseeker1933
      @magnaseeker1933 3 года назад +4

      Imagine the feeling that it was you and you beat the odds against you and came out the other side

    • @nickycotton6137
      @nickycotton6137 Год назад

      Aye, "Foil with Smack on it"! Well that's a rarity if there was any actually left.

    • @johncongalton3519
      @johncongalton3519 Год назад +2

      well they seem to have got their lives together even though they cannot control the behaviour of the youngest and the oldest who is in jail...but thet are trying their utmost not to have a repeat of that with their daughter whom is at a crossroadson which direction in life she will go..im curious to what happend..ANYONE GOT AN UPDATE

    • @lisasuzannekear-ranby8101
      @lisasuzannekear-ranby8101 Год назад

      Ha ha ....

  • @marccoulson8997
    @marccoulson8997 7 месяцев назад +2

    This helps me realise that I have not turned out too bad at all.