Disney's ARTEMIS FAIL
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Artemis Fowl, Disney's 125 million dollar bomb
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A 90 minute movie that feels suspiciously like the 13th episode of the 6th season of a TV show you've never seen before.
That's hilarious and accurate
Best description I've heard for this compost heap yet. 😂😂🤣
Neil Breen's filmography in a nutshell.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who managed to get through this movie, so they can review it, has my deep respect.
I had a hard time making it through the commercials.
I downloaded this movie and I still want my money back.
I fell asleep a few times, had to keep rewinding from the big bubble popping thinking I'd missed a bunch of plot. Turned out I missed an action set piece (the troll fight) and a faster death and rebirth than Chewbacca. Good times.
@@oneopinion6806 Oh come on, I would think the same thing because I would have passed out, too, but there were two ships and Rey was too damn stupid to not sense where Chewbacca's life force was and that it was still present after the OTHER ship went explodey boom boom.
Same goes for people who saw Cats so we wouldn't have to. They are the true heros.
Eoin Colfer didn’t so much “support” Disney’s changes as he did accept $1,000,000 of the mouse’s pocket change to *say* he supports it.
Honestly, I'd say that for a shit ton of money too lmao
I KNEW IT!
Yeah.
I knew from day one that he sold out.
Remember you probably unseen newer Simpsons but comic book I said the movie was s***
Meanwhile Disney gives Lucas billions for Star Wars, and yet he has no problem saying he doesn't like what they did with it. Apples and oranges I know, but still.
i'm so old, that i can remember when the Disney label was a sign of quality.
Dear god...
What was the best thing they've come out with recently anyway?
lol
It never was.
Same here. I remember when I used to be excited for any movie or show related to Disney. Not anymore.
I grew up reading Artemis Fowl, and seeing it being treated like this almost feels like a personal insult. Watching this movie feels like a bunch of 70 year old got together to make a film for 5 year olds. Pretty sure Eoin Colfer was Disney'd into saying that he 'supports' the changes.
I heard this movie was in development so long, and went through so many changes, that Eoin gave up on resisting anything.
MrYomaaaan by "Disney'd" you mean paid a bunch of money, right?
Kinda the same thing that happened to "Ender's Game" really...
Reminds me alot of George and starwars too🤔
🤬 Disney dude
Same for me! I was so excited till I saw the trailer then just said, "Nope, I'm good." Just seeing him surfing or just in school was enough for me to know Disney didn't care lol.
You know a film is so badly made and boring when you feel more investment for a fisherman.
FLM
I'm a fisherman, and this hurts my feelings...
@@ericv00 I care for you
ericv00 I care for you as well.
This movie should have been about him. He's bound to have a more interesting character arc than Artemis. Imagine the therapy bills from this experience.
"Watching this movie was a weird experience"
That's a bold statement from Mark
🙌🙌🙌 Seriously.
If The Room is an amazing experience and this movie is a weird experience.. Oh boy we are in for a ride of hell..
While wearing a Twin Peaks shirt.
That Bono joke forced a very sharp and cacophonous "HA!" out of me. It literally escaped me like an excised demon. Kudos.
Eoin is just pronounced like Owen
Source: I live in Ireland and had a classmate with the same name
Neat, I had no idea. Totally thought it was 'Ian'.
Artemis is the name of a Greek goddess. So there's that bit of name confusion from Owen/Eoin.
my guess was on Éowyn
And meanwhile in Scotland, Ewan is pronounced like Iuan.
@@Churro_Flaminguez It's a running joke in the books that people keep teasing Artemis for having a girl's name.
The part that they talked "science stuff" it reminded me of Neil Breen "Quantum energetic technology" "we are not ready" "scientific telepathy entitlement" etc
IKR??
"Quatum fisics"
@@simond7225 isn't that karapt.
Isn't that tsiting the pablik. Isn't that karapsion?
digital tribes.
"holy crap thats a weird spot for the tv" was too much to handle
2:00 if you order hagrid from wish....
Me: Mom can we get some Hagrid later
Mom: No we have Hagrid at home
Hagrid at home:
To anyone who hasn't read the books and is equally confused the time freeze in the book was used because fairy magic diminishes during the day so they halt time to just before dawn. Also, the first book was about Artemis ransoming Holly Short back to her people for 1 ton of gold.
I occasionally read the Artemis Fowl books. Sadly, the Artemis movie is so fucked from the start.
Even your explanation makes zero sense
The story is very fantastical. I would recommend reading the book as it does set up the climax fairly well.
@@breakingames7772 it makes more sense when you read the book. It’s genuinely good if you care to read it. You could probably burn thru it in about 2 hours or less depending how fast you read
I almost died laughing when I saw Judi Dench's costume
She’s 2 for 2 after that fur carpet she wore in “Cats”
@@crixxxxxxxxx Oh God... Not something I wanted to remember!
Well. I mean she is a Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire. Can she do no less?
You didnt see her in Riddick lol
What did Judi Densh do to piss off her agent this bad? Cats? Artemis "Top o' the mornin" Fowl?
She dropped out of the James Bond franchise.
@@FischerFilmStudio bad decision
She's at the "don't give a fuck" stage of her career I guess.
I thought she was dead?
@@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459 No, but she's going to be blind.
So one day Judi Dench looked around and realized she could use some more pocket change for her retirement fund and accepted this. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Some actors/actresses will make movies like this as much for kids as for the money. Dennis Hopper played Bowser/King Koopa for his kids and for his younger viewers for example. Especially with older actors they dont really know what kids these days like so they see a famous franchise like Mario or Artemis Fowel and think "I bet the kids will like this!". With all the special effects in movies like this it can be almost impossible to tel what the end product will look like too, epseically with scifi and fantasy where the special effects are like 90% of what you see. Christopher Lee had a mini melt down one time because much of one of the Star Wars movies was just him standing in a green room, sometimes alone, waving a stick around and reciting lines to an empty room and he didnt even have a clue how the fight scenes would look until the film was almost finished months after he'd filmed the scenes.
For some actors, especially distinguished ones, their image can be really important to them and their legacy plays into that. Alec Guinness was old, already super famous, and originally didnt expect to make much for Star Wars IV: A New Hope but just did it for some spare cash and because Scifi was becoming a thriving genre and popular with the kids so part of his motivation was making a film that the younger generation would enjoy. He actually loved the fame it brought him and the legacy it built because not only was he famous for being a distinguished Shakespearean actor but he was also suddenly famous with kids rather than just their parents, and after the film became famous he loved it since he knew he'd be remembered for decades because of it. The new solid gold toilets in his mansion probably also helped though.
One thing that shows how much of a mess the production of this movie must have been is the appearance of The Book. In the posters Artemis is holding The Book of The People, a "fairy bible" containing their magical laws and the cornerstone of his plan in the novels. It's prominently present even in the character poster released a week before the movie came out. But the Book is nowhere to be seen in the movie. It was clearly a big part of the film at some point but was hastily cut out during reshoots and the complete restructuring of the movie.
The Book? What a clever name. Now I get why fans of The Collection Of Paper With Words On It are so upset.
@@justincoleman3805
It's a little more than that. It's written in the fairy language and roughly translates to 'The book of the people' in English.
They call it 'the book' for short, but the word 'book' is used with special emphasis in their language, since it's supposed to be their equivalent of a Bible or Quran.
Still fairly generic, but not *quite* as bad as you make it out to be.
@@justincoleman3805 yeah because that's why people are so upset
It's been years since I read the book, but I remember the trailer having a deleted scene where Artemis and his body guard confront a fairy in the slums (you know, where the book starts), so I know this movie got chopped to pieces and the narration by Mulch was added on last minute. I think Disney was worried about making Artemis a criminal mastermind, so they didn't. Now, he's just boring.
I forgot all about that clip! Hahhhh but I'm not surprised, they butchered this thing beyond recognition.
@@TimLake we almost got a spider-man movie where he wasn't a super hero, but a monster. a literal Spiderman. I want to say thank god cannon never made it..... but i kinda wish i could see that movie.
Well of course not! Disney can't have any characters that are morally gray! You're either a good person, a bad person or a person that looks good on the surface but deep down is truly evil......according to there twist villains that is.
(P.s never read the books but might check them out.)
Teddybear Killer definitely read the books! Ever couple of years I go back and reread at least one. The series really leaves an impression.
@@leia3772 When I have the time I will. :)
Someone needs to set up a Patreon for Judi Dench.
Yes. Because the incredibly wealthy need our help.
@Nathaniel Arndt yeah her agent needs to be fired
I actually like that she enjoys working, subject be damned.
My mind seriously wandered several times watching this, and I'm one that loves to watch Mark's videos. I can't even begin to imagine what it must've been like to watch the actual movie.
Parks outside with a lorry full of gold: "Yep, I agree to the changes to my book!"
it was hilarious how he did a 180 later and told some reporters that the film was "a truly horrifying parody of Lord of the Rings"... you know, after he'd been paid and after the movie was panned by both his fans and by critics and after any chances of a sequel died.
Artemis foul, and dads secret collection of percolators and bongs
saw your reference to percolators then looked up at the video and saw mark's shirt and considered the possibility i was in the matrix for a moment
@@-..-_-..- good cup of coffee isn't it?
@@Mibit911 damn fine
"Well this one's easy
BOZO"
😂😂😂😂
I take it he's not a U2 fan lol
I think too many people overlook Bono's skills because of his activism, too many people act like he's some Beatles level musical genius when he's just a mid quality pop artist.
@@arthas640 good singer but way too sanctimonious and pompous to be taken seriously.
@@nickgodfrey1148 agreed. Hes a mid level pop singer with top level renaissance artist ego.
@@arthas640 😆
8:15 "Top of the morning." Caught me off guard, I can't breathe!!! OMG! 😂🤣
Disney got lucky because if this was released in theatres, it would have been a bomb
Im also just so fucking tired of the whole “you’re a badass kid and you’re the chosen one to save us all!” Trope. In the books Artemis proves that he’s a genius and cunning, but he often makes reckless mistakes. In the movie he just is cool because we’re told he’s cool. Book Artemis is an villainous mastermind, movie Artemis is a piece of cardboard that supposedly is a badass in disguise without earning it.
Same, too many films/books JUST rely on the kids inherited traits or his birthright and not any actual skill on their part. I wasnt a huge fan of the books but he was a flawed kid and made mistakes but he was also extremely intelligent and used his cunning to both one up the adults but also prove himself. In the movie he felt more like a set piece, just a macguffin that got passed from scene to scene until the end of the movie. He reminded me of Bella from Twilight: just a passive blank slate that plot points happen to without having much impact on the story.
More like: Artemis Foul
...I'm sure I'm the only one who has made that joke.
I'm fairly sure that joke was first made in the first book nearly 20 years ago.
@@lazarus2691 oh joy
More like Artemis *Foul!*
Freaking nailed it....
I was watching it with my aunt and uncle and the whole time I was thinking to myself, "This is really boring...or am I just tired?..." Turns out, it really is an awful movie.
"I am Artemis Fowl. I don't go on Adventures. I have People who do that for me."
Usually, those 'people' are Butler.
"Oh well this one's easy."
*BOZO*
Lololol
looked for this comment lol
"Discount Waterworld" made me do that involuntary laugh when you sort of blurt and little spittles pepper your monitor.
I didn’t think YA novel adaptations got worse than Eragon and Percy Jackson, but Disney really surprised me here
I actually like Eragon lol
@@cleobinx Same. 😂
I’ve Seen the much better (but still divisive) books that plain bad Eragon was based on. Similar for the books that the Percy Jackson films were based on.
I hate Eragon, the books were amazing (especially for ones written by a teenage amateur) but the movie was a generic turd. It reminded me of those old B movies from the 70s and 80s where they'd make a random B movie first and then attach the name of a famous franchise to it later. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom comes to mind where the second one was a completely unrelated film and they just attached an intro to the film to connect it to the first film despite the 2 being completely unrelated. Eragon felt like a random generic fantasy film they just made a few changes to and then slapped the Eragon name onto in the hopes of making bank.
i've been in the fandom since 2009 and let me tell you we all knew this was gonna happen lmao, it's been rumoured forever that they would smash the first and second books together and change all these things but actually seeing it happen is surreal and wretched
Man, when they have to brute force try to make a character cool you know he is not cool at all!
My family wanted to watch this and luckily I didn't want to
This kid is such a genius he never figures out his old man is a thief?
Why does everything wanna ruin Judi Dench’s credibility?
Oh Judi, dear o dear. I would love to know how her agent sold this movie to her. Because she should sue him.
@@keithmartin1328 thats easy disney+money
She's a frequent theatre collaborator of Kenneth Branagh the director of this so called "film" so my guess is not enough funds for a new play but more than plenty of confidence that their careers won't be ruined.
kay kutcher Then explain Cats?
Her agent secretly hates her
I read the books when I was like 8 and I remember after reading the first one, I was like “Why hasn’t this been made into a movie yet?”. You could have literally adapted the first book directly and made a great 1.5-2hr movie. It wasn’t that hard.
i cant even fathom why they took 2 full length books that each could have been a 90 minute movie and tried cramming them both into 1 movie, yet Hollywood also thought that the Hobbit, a book that should have been a 2 maybe 3 hour movie and stretched it into three 2-3 hour movies.
I remember the book being really good, especially dom was an absolute badass and the time freeze had an effect that artemis figured out a genius way to avoid. Holly was held captive and had her powers taken and she was resisting, everything had so much suspense to how things would turn out. Not this movie tho, apparently. Sad.
This movie was in development for sooo long, I remember when I was a kid enamoured with the books and read rumours online about plans of a possible movie starring NICHOLAS HOULT. You know, back when he was the right age to play Artemis (and he would have made a damn good Artemis, mind you). He's 30 now, so that's how long hollywood execs have had to figure out how to adapt the book and not make it terrible.
3:57 Dude. It's rare I get hit with such a wave of nostalgia that it makes me drop my jaw. I forgot all about those sound effect books from the late 80s. Thank you.
This movie quite honestly is on my Mt. Rushmore of worst movies I've ever seen.
What a waste of a perfectly good mountain.
Both yours and the real mt rushmore.
Is Spice World on that mountain? Whats the other 3 I need to know...
@@justincoleman3805 No way! Disagree... they are the 4 most influential Men in the creation of the Greatest Nation on Earth.
No im not American, but as far as World history goes... Those 4 Men are just awesome.
@@justincoleman3805 Pipe down, Commie.
Yeah, it’s this, The Room, Battlefield Earth, and Jack & Jill. I don’t pick on under-financed bad movies.
5:13
Oh my gosh! He called Butler, Dom, his real name! The movie legit call him by his real name so many times that he just called him by his real name? That’s a major part of Butler’s character! Butler Rule #2: never give out your real name! The only thing that’s higher is keep your protectee safe.
We figure out his name in like the 4th book!
It’s a simple thing not to do! Movie, just call him literally anything else! I’m so mad about this because it takes effort to put something dumb into the movie, while leaving it out will take nothing and a happier audience. There’s no energy nor time being wasted if you do! What the absolute crap were they thinking!
I never cared for child like heros. Just seems insulting and a cheap shot to get the younger crowd involved.
What about child like empresses?
@@justincoleman3805 Same thing, just different gender.
I only mean a little offense to this but your opinion is pretty stupid. Every piece of media has a target demographic and having a protagonist be the same age as that demographic is standard and in no way "cheap or insulting" and by extension, what is the alternative? Are adult protagonists not then an insulting cheap shot to get the adult crowd involved? And are all school-aged stories off-limits if only adult protagonists are allowed? Should coming of age stories all be banned now since protagonists are only allowed to already be of-age?
I mean Artemis isn't the hero in the books, he's the villain, who then reforms into an anti-hero, then regresses back to villain for a while, before eventually leaning towards hero as an adult.
He hardly seemed like a kid in the books anyway. You tended to forget his age, he could have easily been written as someone older.
(Well, except for the few instances where being child-sized allowed him to say, sit in fairy chairs comfortably)
Anyway, that worked just fine for the young audiences of the books. No reason it wouldn't have worked in the film, but god forbid Disney break mold and try something new.
Brent Smith remember when one of Disney’s villains was a ruthless religious extremist who tried to drown a deformed baby and has a deep prejudice against a certain group, but then sexually lusts and desires over someone of that very same group he hates. Sending him into a crisis between his human wants and his religious teachings, leading to him burning and killing those of the very same city he swore to protect in his Inquisitorial Crusade?
That was a fun time.
Throughout the review all I kept wondering was "Is the old fisherman going to be alright?"
"....and he's like HOLY CRAP thats a strange table to put a tv"
I remember when they announced this movie was being made, I wanted Tom Felton to play him. Now he's like 30.
This film has had a really long and troubled production history that led to the final product being plain horrible to watch!
"Holy crap, that's a weird place for a TV." 😂
Soooo....(deep breath) you're telling me that a fairy flew across the house full speed with her arms out Raiden style and basically gave the bodyguard a 'peck push' with magic and that alone healed his internal bleeding from being crushed by a giant troll and instantly revived him ?! (heavy exhale)
Yeah you're that totally makes sense now that I think about it.
I'm gonna start a list of people who should just never ever grow a beard.
1.) Josh Gad
2.) Andrew Luck
3.) Kathy Bates
Who the other 2 people?
Whoever thought that JOSH GAD the goofy, baby faced, squeaky voiced actor who looks like me when i was 14 was the ideal actor to play a serious, bearded, badass with a gruff voice should be tied to a chair, covered in sausage gravy, and fed to starving weasels
Ironically the dwarf eating dirt and having tentacle hair is basically the only things that are actually from the book. Well that and the kidnapping.
Basically all of the weirdness is artifacts from the book that no longer makes sense because they cut out half the plot and replaced it with bland action tropes
crazy how most fantasy movies get ruined by stretching 1 book into 2 or 3 movies and this one got the exact opposite treatment and had multiple books crammed into a single film, and they seemed to have tried to compensate by relying more on tropes then the actual lore/plot of the books.
I'm just glad this movie was so bad that Mark reviewed it. Now I get to have a WMWM episode.
I did like one character in this film .. take a guess who... I'll give u a guest it ain't the main character and or the butler... mainly because I feel disgusted that they have a black dude working for a white person... Do you see the problem here
What does WMWM mean??
@@corymelvin2030 Weird Movies With Mark
@@jarrodedson5441 That is a problem. It would also have been a problem if a black person had not been in the movie. Where's the representation then?!
Yeah, I couldn't make it through this one! The old, "Let's just throw money at this and it'll work routine "!
"Something happens [...] I don't know what's going on." should've been the tagline printed on the movie poster, as said by Mark and (likely by) the screenwriter who pitched this to producers.
It's just pronounced "Owen" as in the non-Irish version of the name.
"And he's like, holy crap, that's a weird spot for a TV." 😆
Yo, Mark - the name "Eoin" is just "Owen" before it was anglicised. So it's pronounced "Owen". 👍
I'm glad the fisherman survived Q.Q
I haven't watched the movie or read the books but wouldn't it have made a lot more sense to kidnap the kid and make the dad get the macguffin?
The Last Airbender: "Welcome to the party!"
*Percy Jackson series peeks in the door*
PJ: Hi, me and Dragonball Evolution are looking for the Bad Movie Adaptations Anonymous club. Is this the right place?
The biggest insult to the source material is Artemis being TOLD about faeries rather than using his immense intelligence to discover them on his own. He's supposed to be a kid genius and yet is just told everything in the movie
Did Dana Carvey have anything to do with this movie???? Sounds Master of Disguiseish!!!!!!
Mark should do Freddy Got Fingered next
Stuff actually happens in that movie. Stupid stuff but at least it's...stuff.
But some are calling it a secret work of genius
@@doctorthirteen5727 I feel like I'm one of the few people who likes that movie. I really love how much effort went into the set design, and how badly it clashes horribly with the bizarre, stupid, nonsensical writing.
I’ve watched master of disguise, which is so bad it’s good, that it’s actually my favourite bad movie of my youth.
Played a drinking game while watching this with my bro. We were hammered halfway in 10/10 recommend.
I´m gonna go now and buy me some Absynthe, let´s see if I can keep up with you guys.....
Artemis Fowl the book series is awesome, one of my favorite series, even though I haven't read all of them yet.
Artemis Fowl the movie is a gorilla punch to the face followed by being thrown into a dumpster full of flaming garbage. Of the smelliest type.
How you made it through this, I may never know, but next time you're digging this deep into the trash heap, I'll send you a bottle of whatever it was.
If you finish the series, consider reading the Fowl Twins afterwards (which is a spoiler unless you've already read 'Lost Colony'). A lot of fun.
Love you for making this. After waiting for the movie for 19 years it was disheartening to watch the mess they came up with.
Golden acorn. More like golden plug
I love the -surprisingly solid- theory that right before release, they decided to change the entire damn plot and add in the acorn McGuffin. This forced them to re edit the entire movie and force scenes to be re contextualized via ADR which caused the movie to turn out like it did.
Eoin is pronounced Owen and Saoirse is pronounced seer-sha. It means 'freedom' in Gaelic (pronounced gal-ic).
Thanks Mark. I was thinking of watching this movie with my nephew, but now I know to volunteer his Fantasy-hating Dad instead.
I owe him one for volunteering me to watch Trolls:World Tour with all the kids.
I've been taking a rip from the bong everytime you say "Artemis" I'm 5 minutes into this 15 minutes video and I'm pretty baked. I gotta go to my nieces winter concert man. Why did I do this.
Lol stop I totally had the same story books with the sound effects buttons on the side 😂 God I feel old
Well, Mark, I found your channel a couple months ago, and I have now finished watching every single video you've made. I guess now I'm stuck anxiously waiting for the next one just like everyone else.
I downloaded this movie and I still want money back.
I've only watched reviews and I want my money back
I didn't watch this movie and I still want a refund!
@@sweetjohnny8211 My friend only heard of it and still wanted refund.
@@jamstonjulian6947 I watched it on Disney plus.. and eh I'll just never watch it again
@@sweetjohnny8211 for what?.... He childhood being ruined?
They tried to "Last Airbender" this movie by trying to cram a series of stories that would normally take several films into one. Frankly, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot. Thank you Mark for humorously trying to make sense of this over budgeted nonsense 😄
Oh hi Mark
Fuck! That “top o the morning” line made me spit my coffee all over my phone.
thanks mark, I've been bingeing your content for several days. cheers
I can only imagine how much this lost Disney. It cost $125m to make, plus the marketing (limited compared to normal release)... easily ate $100 million
5:47 And the symbol of Leprecon is a 20 sided dice.
So it's a D&D movie. This makes much more sense now.
Basic Timeline:
1979: Weinstein brothers found Miramax.
1993: Disney purchases Miramax.
2001: (Apr.) First Artemis Fowl book released. Miramax purchases the rights to adaptation with Lawrence Guterman (Cats & Dogs; Son of the Mask) to direct and Jeff Stockwell (The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Bridge to Terabithia, Children of the Machine, A Wrinkle in Time) to write.
2003: Author (Colfer) claims screenplay is finalized and casting would start soon.
2004-2010: "Development hell"
2011: Jim Sheridan (My Left Foot, In the Name of the Father, The Boxer, Get Rich or Die Tryin', Brothers, Dream House) attached to direct and Saoirse Ronan in talks to play Holly Short.
2013: Disney announces its intent to adapt the first two books in the series. The film was to be produced by Disney and The Weinstein Company. Executive producers would be Robert De Niro and long-time producing partner Jane Rosenthal along with Michael Goldenberg (Contact, Peter Pan, Harry Potter 5, Green Lantern) to write the script.
2015: Disney in talks with Kenneth Branagh (6 Shakespeare adaptations, Thor, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Cinderella, Murder on the Orient Express) to direct, playwright Conor McPherson to write, and long-time Branagh producing partner Judy Hofflund to executive produce.
2017: (Sept.) Disney announces that the adaptation would be released in August 2019. Judi Dench is in talks for a role. (Oct.) Disney removes Harvey Weinstein as a producer and terminates partnership with Weinstein Company. (Dec.) Disney casts Ferdia Shaw (Artemis Fowl), Dench (Commander), Josh Gad (Mulch Diggums), Lara McDonnell (Holly Short), Nonso Anozie (Butler). Public complaints over miscasting.
2019: Film release delayed to May 2020
2020: Film release cancelled due ot pandemic, moved to Disney+ for streaming. (Mar. ) Colfer supposedly supported the changes made to the story
www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/gaming/artemis-fowl-author-supports-the-changes-in-disneys-movie/ar-BB10DYXB)
Branagh's ideas that made into the final film even though he didn't direct it: Casting Anozie as Butler. Turning Fowl character from child villain to "to find the humanity inside the character before going on a journey."
Considering that pervert ruined that Alex Rider movie, this movie being bad is no surprise.
You always provide good content Mark but the best thing about your Artemis Fowl video is the Twin Peaks t-shirt. Where can I get one of those, I love it...
2:03 Those things are "Maunsell Forts", they date from WWII and are out in the Thames and Mersey Estuaries right off the British coast. The British military abandoned them in the 1950s and one or two were used as bases for pirate radio stations in the 1960s-1970s.
"talks like this too" looooool
I got a notification - thought "nah"
I got it recommended - thought "nah"
Then I took a closer look at who MADE this video - INSTANTLY CLICKED!!!!
That discount water-world is a real place, was a radio and AA defense for Britain during WW2
The “holy crap that’s a weird spot for a tv” gets me every time 😂
I'm Irish, and you were spot on with "Bozo" hahaha.
Picking Colin Farrel to be someone who in a film in a teaching capacity is even more implausible that all the fantasy shit.
(Lower Elements Police Recon) L.E.P.RECON. - OH JESUS THAT'S SO BAD IT'S VOMIT INDUCING, and to think that was written by someone Irish.
How the hell did Judi Dench wind up doing this, was it a contractual obligation, does she need the money that badly?
So they find the golden love egg behind a painting of Fowl Senior.
Are the people in green meant to be Leprechaun's. If so, Leprechaun's were never creatures of the air.
Fredia Shaw who played the titular Fowl was 15/16 when it was made, so that shows how long it was waiting to get made.
This does look like a terrible film.
Artemis Bowel. I can't unhear it now.
Eoin is pronounced the same as Owen!
It's the more common spelling in Ireland.
3:50 I totally had that same book! I remember loving the flushing bug sound. Latterly pressing it for every sound prompt.
😆 the bono joke is pure gold
His reaction to this movie is the way the White House is handling COVID...raw confusion.
Lord Krythic congratulations... ?
With all the sniffing of people that Biden does, wouldnt he have contracted every possible strain of Covid-19 by now?
The Fishermen was falling for 30 minutes like Loki!
Do Ishtar, next! :D
Or Basket Case III (including its trailer that shows the ENTIRE film)!
Ishtar, sensible name, plain bad film.
Some people when they can't pronounce something just run thru it and apologize quickly, while our host instead leans into it, I mean way into it with unnecessary examples. Excellent.
Ah man I totally forgot about those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle books w/the soundboard, that shit was awesome!
This is the first youtube video I have ever see with 0 thumbs down votes. I know that I have just doomed you, but right now (including my up vote) there are 983 up votes and 0 down votes. Congratulations and sorry for dooming you! :)
It didn't last long.
If I ever finish my freakin book and should it do well, I will make sure the mouse never freakin touches it! Period.
Love the shirt!
Idk if this was meant for theaters or directly to Disney +. But wouldn't it be better as a series just so there would be more content with Disney+ as their flagship show? It would also help expand the story.
Yeah, I died with "BOZO" XD