Kobe Beef Burgers - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2021
  • A guy brings expensive Kobe beef burgers to a barbecue and becomes fixated on making sure they’re cooked correctly.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @TheSHHAS
    @TheSHHAS 3 года назад +14851

    Performing the heimlich maneuver to take back your food is next level.

    • @warrencampbellii8991
      @warrencampbellii8991 3 года назад +32

      Lmao!

    • @billybamboom
      @billybamboom 3 года назад +119

      That part made me widen my eyes a bit lol

    • @soulsearch1234
      @soulsearch1234 3 года назад +19

      Not a new comedic move. Has been done before. Others have done it long before Key and Peele.

    • @expresscrazy8297
      @expresscrazy8297 3 года назад +5

      😅🙃👁👄👁🖤

    • @omersirias
      @omersirias 3 года назад +5

      The comment got me

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob 3 года назад +24244

    His first mistake was bringing the good meat to someone else's barbecue.

    • @MsLianMPrice
      @MsLianMPrice 3 года назад +430

      exactly!!!!!

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 3 года назад +1190

      I took ribs to someone else's bbq once... I was young and stupid.

    • @Two2onefive
      @Two2onefive 3 года назад +353

      @@nickc6842 We live and learn 😭

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 3 года назад +579

      Using kobe for burgers is sacrilegious to some

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 года назад +171

      @@curtisthomas2670 kobe no wagyu yes
      i ain't even tried kobe before, too rich for my blood but wagyu burgers are the bomb

  • @brucemichaelgrossman4913
    @brucemichaelgrossman4913 2 года назад +9433

    This is probably the first time Jordan has been the normal one in a skit.

    • @LordTankian0
      @LordTankian0 2 года назад +287

      What about the racist song?

    • @josephmohan1075
      @josephmohan1075 2 года назад +509

      Plot twist: Key is the normal one. They were REALLY unworthy of the beef

    • @IsaacLikesGames
      @IsaacLikesGames 2 года назад +48

      Also the Job Interview Skit

    • @brandonchin6646
      @brandonchin6646 2 года назад +102

      He was the normal one in the Frozen Yogurt one, the Gay Coworker one, the Step-Dad one and one of the post-apocalyptic videos.

    • @Dhakadice
      @Dhakadice 2 года назад +21

      @@brandonchin6646 And (depending on your point-of-view, possibly the D&D sketch).

  • @georgehall6597
    @georgehall6597 2 года назад +4153

    His first mistake wasn't bringing Kobe beef to someone else's BBQ, it was using Kobe beef for burgers

    • @bucktownxxx
      @bucktownxxx 2 года назад +48

      Theyre Dee-licious...try em

    • @famboozle7668
      @famboozle7668 2 года назад +13

      @@bucktownxxx I am a man of god and beef

    • @lordgman1
      @lordgman1 2 года назад +81

      Naw, you haven't lived until you've had Kobe burgers

    • @CoolPapaCash
      @CoolPapaCash 2 года назад +23

      Never had a kobe burger but the steaks are crazy good!

    • @jpaxonreyes
      @jpaxonreyes 2 года назад +88

      I thought Kobe was supposed to be really marbled, but he said it was real lean.

  • @kingofthesharks
    @kingofthesharks 3 года назад +3416

    They started out as friends, but then came the beef between them...

    • @Somebody-Come-Look-At-This
      @Somebody-Come-Look-At-This 3 года назад +30

      I see what you did there 😂

    • @montetaylor1530
      @montetaylor1530 3 года назад +20

      Clever 😆

    • @showtimej2582
      @showtimej2582 3 года назад +1

      Barssss

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 3 года назад +4

      They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

    • @christopherhardy-jones771
      @christopherhardy-jones771 3 года назад +2

      Not all heroes wear capes

  • @HP-zs1ch
    @HP-zs1ch 3 года назад +2419

    Not treating the meat with respect so the dog got taken
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @FarrierNoire
    @FarrierNoire Год назад +101

    Keegan’s outfit is the cherry on top of this hilarious sketch. Also the line “don’t mean to park my Bentley next to your Toyota haHAAAHhh” 😹😹

    • @plstmb6000
      @plstmb6000 11 месяцев назад +5

      Kinda ironic since he say the better meat is japanese.

    • @FarrierNoire
      @FarrierNoire 11 месяцев назад

      @@plstmb6000 😹

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 6 месяцев назад +4

      i love it when they open a sketch with a slow character reveal like that. the crocs, then the cargo shorts, then the button up, and finally the hat and deranged expression

    • @jared1750
      @jared1750 Месяц назад

      I knew a guy who talked like that. Hilarious. We don’t talk anymore.

    • @synchronicitystudios8217
      @synchronicitystudios8217 29 дней назад +1

      @@benjaminqmorris😂😂😂 exactly what I was thinking

  • @JesusChristMarie
    @JesusChristMarie 2 года назад +591

    “You just ketchup raped my burger” is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

    • @tjgetem3783
      @tjgetem3783 2 года назад +2

      😂 bro i felt the pain in jordan peele face when he said that

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 2 года назад +13

      I grill burgers on an smoker. I gave a burger to one of my friends. They took a bite and said it was freaking delicious. They proceeded to add ketchup to the burger and took a bite. The look of disappointment on their face was funny. They just looked at me and said they just ruined the burger. 😂

    • @ashaazimroz6992
      @ashaazimroz6992 Год назад +5

      @JZ's BFF Ketchup makes any burger better.

    • @ashaazimroz6992
      @ashaazimroz6992 Год назад

      @JZ's BFF whatever that means

    • @mavvzahardd2678
      @mavvzahardd2678 3 месяца назад

      search colorado kobe for more info

  • @Robertico7316
    @Robertico7316 3 года назад +3082

    The grass those cows ate cost more than this house hahahaahaha.

    • @user-ov2fc5sd1e
      @user-ov2fc5sd1e 3 года назад +5

      You mean cost more than this house

    • @Robertico7316
      @Robertico7316 3 года назад +6

      I fixed it hahahah. It still hilarious

    • @aca7927
      @aca7927 3 года назад

      Or ruclips.net/video/8fsTu-C3RHg/видео.html

    • @Max-me9xq
      @Max-me9xq 3 года назад

      How so many likes and like 2 comments

    • @user-ov2fc5sd1e
      @user-ov2fc5sd1e 3 года назад +1

      @@Max-me9xq maybe because there isn't anything to comment

  • @RobloxDeadzoneHacks
    @RobloxDeadzoneHacks 3 года назад +8639

    "The grass that these cows ate cost more than this house." I felt that

    • @IvanGarcia-ug7mf
      @IvanGarcia-ug7mf 3 года назад +20

      then cut yo grass. .

    • @TheFares98
      @TheFares98 3 года назад +6

      😂

    • @donm9675
      @donm9675 3 года назад +66

      At 17 dollars a bale for hay out here in California, it costs thousands to feed a steer without pasture. All of a sudden ( after dictatorship change) prices have risen by 15% for the small farmer for grains. I can relate with the concern over respecting fine food products. These guys need Oscar's, academy awards and funding to continue their own crafty comedy. Thanks guys for the great work. Bringing real and original humor into this world is a art form that you have MASTERED!

    • @dorkanderson4963
      @dorkanderson4963 3 года назад +8

      He is from Detroit soooo......

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 года назад +7

      Good ole suburban culture. Love to bulldoze down all the neighborhoods like this.

  • @slitor
    @slitor Год назад +22

    If I ever bought Kobe/Wagyu....I wouldn't even trust myself to fry it.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Год назад +2

      Yeah, just look at, realise you've failed before you've tried and commit seppuku.
      No other choice.

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 7 месяцев назад +11

    0:31 is my favorite part. The way Key delivers that line.

    • @godking1914
      @godking1914 19 дней назад

      It's the way he does his eyes that gets me.

  • @AnkitKshatriya
    @AnkitKshatriya 3 года назад +1628

    Plot twist: he just came by to get the patties cooked, some free bread, and a pet.

  • @ShamanIshtar
    @ShamanIshtar 3 года назад +4616

    Plot twist: Key is having second thoughts about poisoning the entire party.

    • @kazemmousa1
      @kazemmousa1 3 года назад +69

      the best comment so far!

    • @p03tic28
      @p03tic28 3 года назад +85

      I mean, the dude ate that piece after he Heimlich maneuvered it out 😂

    • @JohnSmith-id8kz
      @JohnSmith-id8kz 3 года назад +71

      since the dog ate some of the meat he became a liability. that's why he took him

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @bogbog
      @bogbog 3 года назад +4

      This right here

  • @mrpineapple3085
    @mrpineapple3085 2 года назад +37

    Man he's vibe and everything, the crocs man, makes the character more real and funny xD

  • @robgw2nd
    @robgw2nd Год назад +7

    “That’s like putting a diamond ring on pig a hoof!” 0:57 😂

  • @TheFinalStanza94
    @TheFinalStanza94 3 года назад +5328

    I love how the burgers were ready in 15 seconds

    • @JAF2991
      @JAF2991 3 года назад +623

      Well he needs to flash cook the beef

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 года назад +63

      @@JAF2991 While Teresa is closing

    • @laurawinters1504
      @laurawinters1504 2 года назад +3

      Exactly...😂😂

    • @mgsxmike
      @mgsxmike 2 года назад +30

      Well it's Kobe beef, they burn good

    • @chrish3615
      @chrish3615 2 года назад +130

      Relax man……he cooked em good

  • @Saltylemur
    @Saltylemur 3 года назад +2009

    I love how everyone knows a guy like this, not necessarily with beef, but the idea is the same...

    • @chrisjovanovic2321
      @chrisjovanovic2321 3 года назад +112

      Yes! Haha. Board game guy. Rules must be strictly followed and every piece goes back in the box using a specific algorithm

    • @Tyrael02
      @Tyrael02 3 года назад +111

      i unfortunately saw myself in this skit. I do the same with whiskey and wine LOL

    • @BulletMagnetJB
      @BulletMagnetJB 3 года назад +98

      @@Tyrael02 when ya spend £300 on a bottle I think you deserve to be a little picky. Don’t go using my blue label for mixing with coke

    • @fezzinnit
      @fezzinnit 3 года назад +9

      My brother.

    • @wassadhappinau3096
      @wassadhappinau3096 3 года назад +9

      my dad is like this A LOT lol

  • @leahmadalyn
    @leahmadalyn Год назад +17

    I swear this be on repeat! The way he snapped and said "No-No..." he had already lost his mind.

  • @TraumaER
    @TraumaER 2 года назад +1140

    As crazy as this sketch is, it’s actually real. I’ve seen this happen at BBQs before. Someone brings a few steaks and suddenly they act like they are ballers and can run the show. 😂

    • @Sahadi420
      @Sahadi420 Год назад +50

      Except he wasn't, as Kobe beef isn't lean, it's fatter than chuck....chefs literally just use it's own fat to cook it in. Peele's character should have told him to shut the hell up. LOL

    • @gaiseric9518
      @gaiseric9518 Год назад +34

      If you know where to look, sometimes reality can be funnier than fiction. Sometimes I just hang around to see the chaos.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад

      Lies again? Butt F**ked

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 Год назад +30

      And then they want their steaks “medium” or something. Only two ways to cook a good steak - well done and extra well done, and covered in ketchup. In fact, there better not be a hint of flavor except for Heinz, and it better be drier than sand. ONLY way to eat meat.

    • @Scooby-bf4bp
      @Scooby-bf4bp Год назад +31

      @@zchris87v80 covered in ketchup? What are you donald trump? Thats criminal

  • @ricardomorillo7922
    @ricardomorillo7922 3 года назад +667

    "that's like putting a diamond ring on a pig hoof" LMFAO

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 3 года назад +35

      I could've used this when my brother proposed to a hoe

    • @robert4039
      @robert4039 3 года назад +2

      @Jacked Awesome comment!!! Lol

    • @Blinker_Fluid_Supply
      @Blinker_Fluid_Supply 3 года назад +3

      @@jackedkerouac4414 oh my goodness !!! Same story with one of my friends 😂😂😂

    • @lastsinner4606
      @lastsinner4606 3 года назад +2

      Bahahaha this is some good shit here!

  • @joshriese3595
    @joshriese3595 3 года назад +807

    "You just ketchup-raped my kobe burger" is a line I never thought I'd hear

    • @Mickcotton
      @Mickcotton 3 года назад +12

      Absolutely Amazing. Ketchup Rape 😆❤️🏴‍☠️

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 3 года назад +5

      Ketchup Rape Awareness! 🙃

    • @t-rozbenouameur5304
      @t-rozbenouameur5304 3 года назад +10

      The burger was screaming no

    • @curtisrush9978
      @curtisrush9978 3 года назад +8

      I'm still laughing about that part

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 3 года назад +5

      They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

  • @usosaito.namahage
    @usosaito.namahage 2 года назад +54

    "Did he take my dog?" I was thinking the same thing like "did he just steal that guy's pup?" lol.

    • @mcdognuts3028
      @mcdognuts3028 2 года назад

      Ikr, like "did he just steal that guy's canine?" lol.

    • @EnlightenedSavage
      @EnlightenedSavage 2 года назад +2

      Well the dog had some Kobe beef burger in it . Gonna have to do something about it.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 2 года назад

      The dog was worthy

    • @drgta6
      @drgta6 Месяц назад

      dog burger next door...

  • @theboybrutus9894
    @theboybrutus9894 10 месяцев назад +7

    1:36 its the flinging the dog over the fence for me💀

  • @Theeosees
    @Theeosees 3 года назад +1761

    The fact that he squeezes him and catches the beef in his hand is beautiful, it's very difficult to have such masterful physical comedy these days but somehow they pull it off

    • @CheAshBri
      @CheAshBri 3 года назад +75

      And then he took it all the way and put the piece in his own mouth 😂 funny shit

    • @CheAshBri
      @CheAshBri 3 года назад +1

      @Ulysses Farr shut yo ass up Debbie Downer 😂

    • @highhopes290
      @highhopes290 3 года назад +1

      Ah, the man of culture:)

    • @cwilson5260
      @cwilson5260 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, that was impressive.

    • @UrFaveMF
      @UrFaveMF 3 года назад +10

      That was so smooth! I wonder how many takes they needed to get that perfect heimlich and catch!

  • @elijahdaves1305
    @elijahdaves1305 3 года назад +3554

    I refuse to believe that they retired. There's no way there's this many sketches I've never seen

    • @jonathanogundeji4342
      @jonathanogundeji4342 3 года назад +102

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @liv9701
      @liv9701 3 года назад +38

      It's on hulu LMAO

    • @synchronicitystudios8217
      @synchronicitystudios8217 3 года назад +57

      They were all in the original shows 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @christianevans2199
      @christianevans2199 3 года назад +231

      Nah, they film these just in case one of them died so they could release them later 2pac style

    • @MrBmw2444
      @MrBmw2444 3 года назад +3

      @@jonathanogundeji4342 me too.

  • @Katdancing
    @Katdancing Год назад +9

    “Ahh man you’re just putting it right next to the frozen Pattie’s” bro was flustered out the gate 😂

  • @kryomaniac
    @kryomaniac 10 месяцев назад +32

    "Kobe beef...is real...lean..."
    That's when you knew he was full of it

  • @ferdykorpershoek
    @ferdykorpershoek 3 года назад +7617

    How do they keep coming up with those amazing sketches 🤣🤣

    • @vladsmaranda9990
      @vladsmaranda9990 3 года назад +20

      Hey Fredy, nice to see you here

    • @garygordle5146
      @garygordle5146 3 года назад +273

      They be a few years old is how

    • @wrongdistrict138
      @wrongdistrict138 3 года назад

      No Idea I Love It Though.

    • @Andrew_Hayes1
      @Andrew_Hayes1 3 года назад +104

      They are old, but have never been put on RUclips

    • @edcano2293
      @edcano2293 3 года назад +31

      Writers and the team behind them. Good shit though

  • @cUser691
    @cUser691 3 года назад +1786

    “Y’all not worthy”.. he expressed his thought right then.

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 3 года назад +5

      They always nail it to the extreme. Those F#ckers who try to impress with all the grass-fed blah blah blah. I love the guys who get rich selling special water that energizes or invigorates for the price of gold. All water is H2O.

    • @edenassos
      @edenassos 3 года назад +14

      @@theblade9024 It makes a difference. Have you even eaten kobe wagyu in your life? If you haven't, stfu. It's like a homeless guy telling a story of the mansion he's currently living in.

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 3 года назад +3

      Did a robot write this comment ?

    • @cgg2621
      @cgg2621 3 года назад

      @@edenassos it doesn't matter if it makes a difference. We all have one food we are snobs about because we eat a lot of it and have honed our palate so that we only like the finer stuff. Some people have strong opinions about pizza or meat, and for others it's beer or wine. Mine is chocolate. You're still a pretententious dickhead if you shit all over people who are just trying to enjoy normal food, because nobody is obligated to develop their taste in any particular direction.

    • @edenassos
      @edenassos 3 года назад +3

      @@cgg2621 The fuck are you talking about? Irrelevant to my comment. The dude above is saying all water and beef are the same when if you look at them under a microscope, they are not. The lack of education is harmful, evidently. It's not about strong opinions. If you can't taste the difference between Evian and Fiji water, I have bad news for your taste buds, if you think Australian 5 tastes like a Kobe A5, there is something wrong with your nervous system. Nothing here is about "opinions" and everything to to do with chemistry. Please get some education.

  • @macp1355
    @macp1355 3 года назад +13

    "I ain't trying to park my Bentley next to a Toyota"!

  • @mousehead5
    @mousehead5 11 месяцев назад +15

    One of the funniest ones I’ve seen by then. I’m at a cafe and I almost died laughing. People probably looking at me like I’m crazy

  • @sandrain4581
    @sandrain4581 3 года назад +359

    “ I ain’t trying to park my Bentley next to your Toyota” 😭

    • @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm
      @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm 3 года назад +8

      I drive a toyota truck and i laugh when i heard that

    • @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm
      @Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm 3 года назад +6

      @Stephan Kargel it is a japanese brand but it's built here in the USA ..
      Their biggest Tacoma and tundra plant is in Texas that's why i consider toyota more American now.. Ford is built in Mexico

    • @mionellessi3086
      @mionellessi3086 3 года назад +3

      @@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm You will not buy US made Toyota in Europe or Asia.

    • @dinosoarskill17
      @dinosoarskill17 3 года назад +3

      @Stephan Kargel With that logic, Apple is a Chinese company then. As are most American companies that get their products built in chinaland

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 года назад +2

      @@Txiv.Tsov.Ev.Ntxawm I ain’t trying to park my Hyundai next to your Toyota, you know what I’m saying? You know 😎

  • @farley202
    @farley202 3 года назад +305

    It’s like they have a never ending supply of skits 😂😂😂

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta 3 года назад +6

      Well, 5 seasons worth of them.

    • @grandcru701
      @grandcru701 3 года назад +6

      They really are the best! And they don't drag politics into it to mess it up----

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta 3 года назад +12

      @@grandcru701 Except for the Obama skits.

    • @Dreamformeable
      @Dreamformeable 3 года назад

      @@grandcru701 But we have Oil

    • @CatGamer-wc2ij
      @CatGamer-wc2ij 3 года назад

      They talk about rape, that's how. Always classic, lol.

  • @JMrealgamer
    @JMrealgamer 2 года назад +32

    The way he knocked that ketchup our of his hand was priceless! 😂

  • @scottspencerjr.6626
    @scottspencerjr.6626 Год назад +11

    The way he tossed that 🐕 over the fence damn near killed me 🤣😂

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 Год назад

      Why didn’t u just type dog bro it’s a 3 letter word😭😭

    • @scottspencerjr.6626
      @scottspencerjr.6626 Год назад +1

      @@duffal0 Because with my ⌨️ when I type certain words the word is automatically replaced by the emoji ......."bro". But I appreciate the concern and I'm glad to know it bothered you so much 😉

    • @scottspencerjr.6626
      @scottspencerjr.6626 Год назад

      @@duffal0 🤣 😂 don't get mad, get glad 🤷🏽‍♂️ ......PS......OKC sucks ass 👎🏽

  • @OriginalBernieBro
    @OriginalBernieBro 3 года назад +157

    That wasn't a skit, that was their first barbecue together right after they "made" it big time!

  • @russskidmore6893
    @russskidmore6893 3 года назад +3391

    This is actually me after working in kitchens for too long, sad but true.

    • @maxwellsimmons530
      @maxwellsimmons530 3 года назад +142

      I feel sorry for you, kitchen quality PTSD is a heck of a thing.

    • @loch4u233
      @loch4u233 3 года назад +73

      When someone says to get sauce for something that you slaved in the kitchen making. My moms bf does this with ketchup and it pisses me off more than anythinf

    • @skullkruncher6144
      @skullkruncher6144 3 года назад +6

      Yep I can relate..

    • @charliewhite2625
      @charliewhite2625 3 года назад +11

      $35 dollars a pound? 😱 OMG😳.. NO!

    • @corablue5569
      @corablue5569 2 года назад +52

      My ex NEEDED bbq sauce on EVERYTHING! Cheese stuffed chicken, steaks, buttermilk pork chops- even scrambled eggs! For fun one morning I put some in his coffee! 🤪. He didn’t laugh, but I did!!!

  • @inuhundchien6041
    @inuhundchien6041 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm always amazed I can regularly find videos I never seen from these duo.

  • @nationalgeo2191
    @nationalgeo2191 2 года назад +162

    “It’s real lean” isn’t that supposed to be the exact opposite reason why Kobe beef is so prized?😂

    • @chashubokchoy8999
      @chashubokchoy8999 2 года назад +25

      they’re also extremely tender, but yeah, the marbling is important.

    • @kimmyc2862
      @kimmyc2862 2 года назад +12

      I was thinking that too! It’s supposed to be good because of the high fat content. And I only know that because of RUclips videos 😄

    • @incidentlyaniguana2193
      @incidentlyaniguana2193 2 года назад +18

      They tried to combine grass fed and kobe beef, which are two different appeals. Lean would be an appeal from a healthy, local, grass-fed cow.

    • @kimmyc2862
      @kimmyc2862 2 года назад +1

      @@incidentlyaniguana2193 makes sense 😄

    • @imadetheuniverse4fun
      @imadetheuniverse4fun 2 года назад +2

      @@incidentlyaniguana2193 grass-fed and lean have nothing to do with each other. In fact, the difference between grass-fed and not-grass-fed manifests in the fat itself. If you went with lean grass-fed I'd say you're just wasting your money hahaha

  • @RichRoyal24
    @RichRoyal24 3 года назад +187

    Ok I’m convinced there’s a secret vault full of Key and Peele skits that we just don’t don’t know about.

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 3 года назад +1

      you haven't seen this one before?

    • @GusFringsdecrepitVolvoV
      @GusFringsdecrepitVolvoV 3 года назад +5

      Ray Supreme, key and peele stopped making skits in 2015 when Peele decided to become a movie director, all of their extra skits are on the internet, mostly the offensive ones

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 3 года назад +5

      The shows had lots of little bits which were never on youtube. You had to watch the whole programs on cable and I never saw them in my country.

    • @gperrin9050
      @gperrin9050 3 года назад +4

      that's the truth. I was addicted to the Key and Peele clips I was able to find on youtube a few years ago, I scoured RUclips for new ones and eventually, the well ran dry. This is my first time seeing this clip.

    • @BLKPRSN
      @BLKPRSN 3 года назад

      I'm still waiting on them to release the skit about "7 inch" 😂😂😂😂

  • @acetech8642
    @acetech8642 3 года назад +241

    The dog throw scene was perfect.

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 2 года назад +5

    I feel the disturbing implication of him taking the dog after it ate some of his Kobe beef is that he's going to somehow "extract" the beef from the dog later, lol.

  • @CoLiCoVis
    @CoLiCoVis 2 года назад +71

    Kobe burgers is like washing your car in the rain. The whole reason that they’re highly prized is the marbling and fat content, but if you grind it you can just control the amount of fat in the burgers anyway, so why use Kobe?

    • @nic3880
      @nic3880 2 года назад +1

      Can grinded meat be mixed together , back to a steak?
      No? So Kobe beef is only for steak, I think

    • @TheGeenat
      @TheGeenat 2 года назад +6

      Because all meat and fat are not created equal

    • @gumaming
      @gumaming Год назад +1

      Exactly. That is why the Japanese only eat it in small quantities. It’s not worth grilling it as the fat will all drip away. Just any beef with the right amount of fat is better.

    • @timmodrow437
      @timmodrow437 3 месяца назад

      It is still different from regular ground beef. The fat tastes different and the patty will be a little softer. It is however not even close to being worth it as a regular burger will be pretty close to the wagyu burger for the fraction of the price. Especially when you mix a little wagyu fat into the mix yourself.

  • @garvsen1216
    @garvsen1216 3 года назад +213

    Are we gonna ignore how clean that heimlich was

  • @elmotesthall2656
    @elmotesthall2656 3 года назад +4465

    “Not tryna park my Bentley next to your Toyota” gotta be 1 of the most cleanest disses I’ve ever heard 😭
    Edit: Came back to this video after a month later and I had no idea I would get this many likes but that shit was fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣😭

    • @punisher8632
      @punisher8632 3 года назад +19

      Fr 🤣

    • @raifurunanodesu9003
      @raifurunanodesu9003 3 года назад +78

      But it all fun and game until someone imported a latest gen Toyota Century all the way from Japan

    • @Arshdeepsingh-yg9bd
      @Arshdeepsingh-yg9bd 3 года назад +14

      backhanded insults at its finest

    • @b.e.z6831
      @b.e.z6831 3 года назад +25

      Not if it's a supra

    • @anormalguytrading2052
      @anormalguytrading2052 3 года назад +16

      @@b.e.z6831 don't ever say that shit again please....

  • @Burt1038
    @Burt1038 2 года назад +146

    Grinding Kobe beef into a burger is like pouring coca-cola onto a single-malt scotch.

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 2 года назад +43

      Why would you ruin perfectly good soda like that?

    • @022171
      @022171 2 года назад +2

      Remy XO with ginger ale. Not kidding, I've seen it done.

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 2 года назад

      @@JaredConnell Don't even joke about ruining good scotch like that. Coke overpowers nearly any liquor it's mixed with.

    • @smokeysify
      @smokeysify 2 года назад +2

      Well if you want to make the best cocktails, start with the best booze. Ive poured my wife and close friends some of my top shelf bourbon since they wanted to drink. It sure tastes better than jim and coke.

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 2 года назад

      @@smokeysify Yeah, it's common sense to drink top bourbon straight or on the rocks. What do you drink? Woodford Reserve? I really like 1798 and Elijah Craig.

  • @knutthompson7879
    @knutthompson7879 2 года назад +4

    That happens. People pay $50 for a fillet and then ask for A-1. And the waiter is like, why didn't you just go to McDonalds?

  • @jonathanstern5537
    @jonathanstern5537 3 года назад +1027

    Burgers: 136 dollars
    Entire outfit: 3 dollars.

    • @myrondavis1416
      @myrondavis1416 3 года назад +17

      He clearly say 126 dollars. Like Kobe dying on 1/26. Wake up brother.

    • @ashleythetrashley1726
      @ashleythetrashley1726 3 года назад +6

      @@myrondavis1416 They never say that all the burgers cost that much. He says 35 dollars a pound in the video. The person who made the comment pribably just chose a random number or popped it into the calculator. Also, Kobe died 5 years after this aired. It wasn't saying anything to reference Kobe. I don know how you could get that.
      (Edit:burgers were a 126 dollars, my mistake. Still has nothing to do with Kobe since this was 5 years or more before his death. Even if it was made not too long ago I have a feeling it wouldn't have nodded at that.)

    • @TheGreatDrake
      @TheGreatDrake 3 года назад +7

      @@ashleythetrashley1726 No at the end of the Video Key clearly says just before he jumps over the fence 126 dollars of beef

    • @myrondavis1416
      @myrondavis1416 3 года назад +9

      @@ashleythetrashley1726 Hes burning grass fed kobe meat on the grill. Like Kobe's body burning in the grassy mountain area......he said you ketchup raped my Kobe burger like Kobes rape case. Then he says 126 dollars worth of beef when he hops the fence like Kobes destu date.
      Kobe died on 1/26.
      There is a place in Japan called Kobe, Japan and Japan is under the 126th emporor when he died.
      Also in 2020 Vanessa Bryant's birthday was on the 126th day of the year. Her birthday only falls on that day on leap years. Truth is there if you want some.

    • @myrondavis1416
      @myrondavis1416 3 года назад

      @@TheGreatDrake thank you

  • @dustfreequeen5151
    @dustfreequeen5151 3 года назад +875

    The way he tossed the dog over the fence😫😫😂😂😂😭

  • @ajzein6822
    @ajzein6822 2 года назад +2

    The way he yeeeeeted the dog , now im dead 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩🤣

  • @Richardlizhu
    @Richardlizhu 2 года назад +3

    The walk with crocs he has in the beginning is exactly the look I would imagine for this character

  • @lukeingram7655
    @lukeingram7655 3 года назад +1067

    "this meat, came all the way over the Pacific ocean, by boat! Because, because the air pressure... would ruin it's integrity!"

    • @TheHiddenScarab
      @TheHiddenScarab 3 года назад +6

      LOL !!!!!!!

    • @thetruthofmadness7911
      @thetruthofmadness7911 3 года назад +10

      Why are two Karen’s kissing in your pfp 😭

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +12

      Did we watch the same video? Omg that's crazy

    • @aran2091
      @aran2091 3 года назад +5

      Yes Luke, we watched the video as well

    • @lukeingram7655
      @lukeingram7655 3 года назад +2

      @@aran2091 I've watched it twice

  • @whatisjoedoing
    @whatisjoedoing 3 года назад +1147

    when you make someone a delicious pour over cup of fresh anaerobic Costa Rican coffee with sweet notes of assorted fruits and they reach for the creamer...

    • @iampoch01
      @iampoch01 3 года назад +66

      I would hahaha! I'll add sugar, too! I had a friend do something similar, and her face was priceless when I asked for sugar and creamer. She had no creamer, so I asked for evaporated milk instead. It was a hoot!

    • @ceilingbagel
      @ceilingbagel 3 года назад +17

      My grandparents would have smacked me if I tried to do that to their coffee

    • @dillmon1
      @dillmon1 3 года назад +88

      I hear this from coffee snobs all the time. I say it a million times and Ill say it a million more. Creamer does not ruin the taste of coffee, it actually accentuates the flavors.

    • @rosylee5683
      @rosylee5683 3 года назад +37

      I was in Costa Rica in 89 Before it was an Eco destination, it was the best coffee I've ever had And I don't drink coffee, BUT they always offered cream and it was so fresh and luscious.

    • @Bungoooo
      @Bungoooo 3 года назад +14

      Personally it depends on the creamer. With fruity coffees Irish cream is delicious with. BUT just a little. I know too many people that have 60 creamer 40 coffee ratio and at that point I should've just microwaved the creamer

  • @Altair122122332345
    @Altair122122332345 11 месяцев назад +3

    I like how they made the Kobe beef guy wear Crocs

  • @justinvest4456
    @justinvest4456 9 месяцев назад +5

    The fedora gets me every time

  • @LightningPEye
    @LightningPEye 3 года назад +3315

    Moral of the Story: Dont let someone who doesn't know what their doing touch your meat.

    • @tristentarutia5001
      @tristentarutia5001 3 года назад +50

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianjohnson1601
      @brianjohnson1601 3 года назад +169

      Yuuuup.....thats why im single right now lol

    • @dps1689
      @dps1689 3 года назад +80

      Don't type up comments if you're too stupid to know the difference between they're and their.

    • @weirdchamp5019
      @weirdchamp5019 3 года назад +61

      @@dps1689 ok

    • @dps1689
      @dps1689 3 года назад +15

      @@weirdchamp5019 Just a joke with the same principle. Harmless fun.

  • @dominicsunshineyahoo
    @dominicsunshineyahoo 3 года назад +248

    "This little mutha!.." 😂😂😂

    • @wnerko7484
      @wnerko7484 3 года назад +7

      that part gets me everytime.sounds like my dad haha

    • @beanshady
      @beanshady 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @zhishangdi3522
      @zhishangdi3522 2 года назад +1

      "Did he take my dog?"

    • @davebrolee3219
      @davebrolee3219 2 года назад

      He is eating that little mutha

  • @julierobinson8173
    @julierobinson8173 2 года назад +7

    The way he threw the dog over the fence 🤣 😂 🤣🤣

  • @billyman623
    @billyman623 2 года назад +5

    I like how he gave him the heimlich and grabbed the piece and ate it

  • @SuperSuplex
    @SuperSuplex 3 года назад +44

    No matter how many Key and Peele sketches you've seen, there will always be more that you have yet to watch...

    • @grandcru701
      @grandcru701 3 года назад +3

      They really are great----

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 3 года назад +1

      The show went off the air a few years back so there's no way that there can be this many sketches that I've never heard of, and this is coming from someone that has watched practically every single episode so this is insane.

  • @stevenla761
    @stevenla761 3 года назад +282

    peele: where’s the restroom?
    key: “they grass-fed beef...” 😂

  • @CC-xl9ow
    @CC-xl9ow Год назад +30

    This is one of the more underrated skits they've done it's funny as hell

  • @davidsobel3303
    @davidsobel3303 2 года назад +4

    this was my mom after making a gourmet meal saying no ketchup on it! And don't salt it til you taste it first..haha

  • @gbeepee9995
    @gbeepee9995 3 года назад +323

    Alien carnivores be like “get that McDonald’s human away from my Whole Foods human”

    • @greyalien826
      @greyalien826 3 года назад +2

      why does this have likes? not even funny, trying too hard.

    • @RAMMSTEIN4HIMMER
      @RAMMSTEIN4HIMMER 3 года назад +8

      @@greyalien826 clearly 149 people thought otherwise.

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @gustavhedberg8056
      @gustavhedberg8056 3 года назад +2

      Wouldn’t it be called an alien homovore?

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 3 года назад

      @@gustavhedberg8056 nice :D and yes?

  • @danielkarlsson8850
    @danielkarlsson8850 3 года назад +286

    Literally everyone that cooks with kobe beef.

    • @HugoHernandez-kb4dn
      @HugoHernandez-kb4dn 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @charliewhite2625
      @charliewhite2625 3 года назад +9

      $35 a pound? 😱 OMG😳..NO!
      You don't bring something like that to someone else's cook out. He had about 6 to 8 burgers on that plate about $200 worth. Hell to the no.....lol..😂

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 года назад

      @@251rmartin It was either that or the house huh

    • @lordgman1
      @lordgman1 2 года назад

      Someone's jealous of the grillmasters

  • @asherwilkins465
    @asherwilkins465 Год назад +9

    This video just flows so well, it's constant jokes, most of them are but this one just hits so smoothly

  • @SayLessDoMore369
    @SayLessDoMore369 10 месяцев назад +4

    What an impressive take, I wonder how they filmed Keagan catching the piece of beef that was forcibly regurgitated.

  • @stevenla761
    @stevenla761 3 года назад +219

    historians: they work well together

    • @darcflame37
      @darcflame37 3 года назад +1

      Archeologists: they were lovers, they were both male? Shit nevermind

    • @aca7927
      @aca7927 3 года назад

      Or ruclips.net/video/8fsTu-C3RHg/видео.html

  • @jesusalvarado5312
    @jesusalvarado5312 3 года назад +58

    When he slapped the ketchup 😂

    • @pops4657
      @pops4657 3 года назад +6

      That ketchup was about to do unmentionable things to that burger

    • @PrxciseAim
      @PrxciseAim 3 года назад +1

      I died 😂😂

  • @dem8568
    @dem8568 Месяц назад

    Two minutes of sheer genius. These guys are so brilliant.

  • @durdened
    @durdened Год назад

    I never seen this skit. And I thought I seen them all when it comes to key and Peele marathons. We need them back.

  • @jshazgaming5953
    @jshazgaming5953 3 года назад +1197

    Plot twist: this was all planned so he didn’t have to cook the beef himself.

  • @KWithaFont
    @KWithaFont 3 года назад +61

    The moment he litteraly just made him spit out the burger and caught it and ate it....damn

  • @ryukyle5913
    @ryukyle5913 4 месяца назад

    The script is hilarious by itself but what really gets me is the execution lol
    Like every single action in the short sketch is just so damn funny

  • @plawx5654
    @plawx5654 2 года назад +6

    Finding a new Key & Peele skit randomly makes my day so much better lol

  • @layeekromah4799
    @layeekromah4799 3 года назад +776

    Peele: Anybody want a double burger?
    Key: Nobody wants a double burger, that's like putting a diamond ring on a pig hoof.
    Had me laughing so hard.

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 3 года назад +9

      Just picturing that in my head has me in stitches.

    • @rynull3481
      @rynull3481 3 года назад +9

      it's an asian proverb

    • @wtfshiiiiii
      @wtfshiiiiii 2 года назад +5

      Nobody asked. Congrats you watched the skit too.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 2 года назад +2

      I always prefer a double cheeseburger, if possible, lol.

    • @ckent1075
      @ckent1075 2 года назад +5

      @@wtfshiiiiii bro why are you so mad?

  • @Solobutt1
    @Solobutt1 3 года назад +381

    Keegan acting like they eatin' Thor's burgers. "Y'all not worthy."

    • @yummychips_
      @yummychips_ 3 года назад +6

      bruh, facts.....
      .... but if it was authentic kobe outta japan.... imma be acting like that to... some ppl say wagyu isn't nothing, fly to Japan and try it. It is something. I am a big steak guy, and I legit bought a plane ticket to prove the "wagyu hype" was fake. I was shockinly, but happily dissapointed.

    • @sonofaquack6987
      @sonofaquack6987 3 года назад

      @@yummychips_ damn, I've heard it was actually pretty good. Also, don't know if turning into ground meat is the best way to eat it.

    • @dreadnought6263
      @dreadnought6263 3 года назад

      I live in japan lol

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif 9 месяцев назад +5

    That is hilarious. He Heimlichs him and eats it. 😂

  • @RedDiamondInfinity8
    @RedDiamondInfinity8 8 месяцев назад +5

    The amount of times I watched and laughed at this. My Sons acts just like this about their steaks 😅😅😅😅

  • @AdamBobrow
    @AdamBobrow 3 года назад +906

    I like how they added a space between Keegan’s front teeth. Do you think his friends address him as Keegan? Keegan-Michael?

    • @rootbeer_666
      @rootbeer_666 3 года назад +26

      Kee-Mike _[citation needed]_

    • @dr.lyleevans6915
      @dr.lyleevans6915 3 года назад +10

      @R S Apparently it’s ok to be racist against white people these days; it’s actively encouraged actually

    • @khestehave
      @khestehave 3 года назад +66

      @@dr.lyleevans6915 @R S you do both realize that both their mothers are white...right...

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 3 года назад +58

      @@khestehave Appearantly not. People think making jokes about white people equals hating white people.

    • @khestehave
      @khestehave 3 года назад +29

      @@Mediados I know, right....and since when was a cookout a “white activity”??? 😑

  • @carnibenz8217
    @carnibenz8217 Год назад +4

    Shit if I paid $126 for five burgers I'd act like that too

  • @denmarkreyes3082
    @denmarkreyes3082 2 года назад +1

    "I ain't trying to park my bentley next to your toyota"😂

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y 3 года назад +148

    “Real lean”
    “Kobe beef”
    Pick *ONE*

    • @zeinnaja
      @zeinnaja 3 года назад +12

      Exactly! How in the world is Wagyu “lean”. It is so deliciously fatty!

    • @halibutman3208
      @halibutman3208 3 года назад

      Lol two different things,kobe n wagyu different cows

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y 3 года назад +17

      @@halibutman3208 Kobe is breed of Wagyu, ya doofus.

    • @marcsannicolas4074
      @marcsannicolas4074 3 года назад +6

      @@E-A-Z-Y all kobe is wagyu but not all wagyu is kobe. Get rekt scrub.

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 3 года назад +3

      When you so poor you can't even afford a picture of kobe beef to see the marbling.

  • @bryanlevine8033
    @bryanlevine8033 3 года назад +79

    why is nobody talking about how fast those burgers cooked tho

    • @bproducer
      @bproducer 3 года назад +4

      It should be severed rare or medium rare

    • @ShadowDaNet
      @ShadowDaNet 3 года назад +3

      Right and were just straight up bricks too.

    • @LateBloomerMedia
      @LateBloomerMedia 3 года назад +6

      "You wanna flash cook those because they real lean you know they grass fed"

    • @Mike-ds4ht
      @Mike-ds4ht 3 года назад +2

      Kobe cooks really quick. So did the pilot.
      *ducks for cover*

    • @LateBloomerMedia
      @LateBloomerMedia 3 года назад

      @@Mike-ds4ht and the worlds tasteless joke award goes tooo.... mike

  • @MadMan1998emry
    @MadMan1998emry 2 года назад +2

    You ever start typing a comment, then halfway through you're just like "I don't give a

  • @chrisnasif4156
    @chrisnasif4156 2 года назад +1

    He just tossed the dog over the fence 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seriouspain4136
    @seriouspain4136 3 года назад +95

    Everybody gangsta till the Kobe beef gets pulled out

  • @-Tyrion-
    @-Tyrion- 3 года назад +60

    Key: Tosses the dog over the fence
    Me: DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sourishmahendra5876
    @sourishmahendra5876 2 года назад

    1 year since this was released....have I been living under a rock??

  • @stevesamplingmusic
    @stevesamplingmusic 2 года назад +1

    love the extra in the orange shirt doing an airbite after gets deburgered!

  • @frankanyaogu3928
    @frankanyaogu3928 3 года назад +48

    "Y'all not worthy" get me remembering my past... Lol

  • @onceinawhile7
    @onceinawhile7 3 года назад +85

    Keegan’s nervous eye darting when Jordan carelessly starts handling the burgers 😂

  • @huh3962
    @huh3962 2 года назад

    This might be my favorite of all the sketches I've seen on this channel

  • @hattorihanzo562
    @hattorihanzo562 2 года назад +3

    the way he throwed the dog over the fence kills me everytime

  • @elitescaper5095
    @elitescaper5095 3 года назад +51

    No offense “I ain’t trying park my Bentley next to youre Toyota “

  • @funny-video-YouTube-channel
    @funny-video-YouTube-channel 3 года назад +313

    He took his doog !

  • @louiswhite4395
    @louiswhite4395 Год назад +1

    You may as well just poop on that>
    I frickin lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 8 месяцев назад +4

    I hate to admit it, but I’m VERY much like the Kobe neighbor. 😂
    When it comes to my grilling. As well as my Wagyu.

  • @longrangevoodoo4480
    @longrangevoodoo4480 3 года назад +104

    When he insta-heimlich'd that meat back I cackled out loud like a crazy person lol. That was great.