@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 shoving your religion down everybody else's throat and making everything about your beliefs is extremely obnoxious. this is literally a comedy skit video with nothing to do with christianity.. get a life dude
I love how committed the doc was to giving him a scrip. He could have just given up on him after the 4th 'are you sure you don't have...' but he wasn't let homie leave without his marijuana card.
Bruh that has been going on since before I finished high school in '07 here in South Africa. . . but I still don't know where it started. There's also the "was supposed to go hone with my friend, but they left without me" Don't forget the "we're from out of town and all our money was just stolen"
@@1ma4ighter its every where my friend, dont see it a lot in america but back home ppl would just clean your car at stop lights same concept lol. i love the human mind
Lol had homeboy who went to gas station, got out car to go inside (left car running 🤦🤦) and the this homeless dude asked for $5... homeboy said "na". 😂 Man that homeless dude stole his car while he was inside. .. he ended up getting it back like within couple hours or less cause it had a tracker(car dealership). Shit kinda funny though 😂
I feel like Peele's not even acting, he's just showcasing his multiple personalities. No one can play so many different characters as effortlessly as he does unless it comes from within.
Whenever i see this clip, I always think about the lyric in 12:45 , "i killed Darnell with my nine, nine times, at nine p.m on a dime", but the murder weapon is "long ass variation" which i think is definetely not a 9mm
bro this show hella old and the fact that y’all can reupload OLD CONTENT and it still makes me laugh like new is crazyyyyy😂 that just lets y’all know how timeless these 2 are. I used to rewatch marathons on tv everyday of Key&Peele and here i am today😂
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ "Hey long time no see! What are you doing these days?" "Well, I spend my time posting bible quotes on RUclips like a retard."
I love when Dave Chapelle said "I had to watch Key and Peele do my show" it's a jab but still acknowledging the quality of the show to see the resemblance
[Dun-Dun-' Duh-dauh Dah!] " A Yogurt Land punch card." "As you can apparently see... That is. I'm up for my ninth purchase apparently. " ......"you get a 10 oz. Yogurt for that.."😂😢😮
A classic banger by these two and they keep getting better and better man and everybody let’s Key & Peele to 5Million subscribers bro and then to 6Million subscribers bro #KeyAndPeele for life man
Came here for my big man fix and forgot about how hilarious the cat branchman sketch is! Lol literally named one of our cats cat branchman then it was kind of a shock her when she got pregnant but we still call her cat because it's 2000 whatever. We were tripping out one day when cat Branch man got out and was in the tree and then we were like wait a second we named her cat branchman! Lol thanks key & Peele for all the laughter and anyone else out there.... have a tight day player
"big man, big man, biggest of men" This sketch cracks me up all the time!! Love you guys!
THAT PART!!! looooool! Love them so much!
BIG MAN THOUGH
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Why are you trying to inspire others to hate God and Christians?
Biggest of men is the touch that elevates them into the GOAT tier.
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 shoving your religion down everybody else's throat and making everything about your beliefs is extremely obnoxious. this is literally a comedy skit video with nothing to do with christianity.. get a life dude
"Nouns and adjectives, they just happen to be in a dope order" I love these two
Thanks 😊
You love nouns and adjectives?
"She got moon dust in her lungs...
"That's never good that's never good"
😆 like that's such a common thing to happen
Absolutely hilarious
Absolutely
I love that skit because I had a couple guys try that con when I was in Milwaukee.
@@hey-you7 u musta thought of this skit while it was happening and couldn’t help but laugh😂😂
@@makeouthill358 no the real life event happened before seeing this skit
“Sleep like a baby… with aids” literally my favorite line in the history of key and peele
😂
it's "Why do kittens require milk" sex detective for me
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Get out of this comment section. Exodus.
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Weirdo
@@kyleelward5445it’s “Sexually, of course” for me
"Fuhgeddaboud" with Robert de Niro's impression is killing me 😂😂
that shit had me rolling 😂😂😂
“Your request has been filed” i’m dead
watched that part 30 times and still laughing, even more after de niros
Rest in peace
so is she 💀
Legit sounds exactly like goofy🤣
I like how the detective slightly dances and sings along with Gunrack's 2nd verse
they're just words happened to be in a dope order
Ive always loved tht small part😂
14:38 "The name of the album is "I Killed Darnell Simmons"
...... "It's a concept album" 😂 Their delivery and timing is so good
"stroke my chin real slow when im lying"
‘Its a concept album’ aaid so cool like, ‘its ok’
Why is Peele so good at playing weirdos?? 😂 that interrogation scene had me rolling
That was the usual suspects
Kevin Spacy playing Keyser soze
😂😂
because he is playing himself
when Peele busts out the Beaker voice - LOL!
'Shot up Dar-nell with a long-ass gun and tossed it into the the Aq-uar-ium" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NGL his rhymes be slappin'
A gun. Of the long ass variety
@@hippopotamus7032with seaweed on it
Bro I the vid was playing when I saw this comment I hear shot up dar Nell Wierd huh
These are noums in a really dope order!!!
''Please dont touch me, its not all about you" 😅😅😅
He was crying about giving up porn!! 😂😂😂😂
@@cristianlescano4427I thought he was crying because he knows he has to see his wife’s mother.
@@thegoat6370but he didn't say yes to that question
"Does your face hurt? Then this should help!" 🤣😅🤣
😂😂
Satisfyingly hilarious 😂
'You don't have schizophrenia' ..."Yes you do"
I love how committed the doc was to giving him a scrip. He could have just given up on him after the 4th 'are you sure you don't have...' but he wasn't let homie leave without his marijuana card.
"Then sleep like a baby...with aids" 😂😂😂😂
"Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" Best part. LMAO 🤣
gun rack is one of my favourite key & peele sketches ever. so smart and funny.
its a play off dat movie The Usual Suspects
Check out "bitch" and "gay ganster" sketches, absolute genius.
@@jamal4069 It would be the second sketch. Gun Rack is the last one.
İt's a reference to Sacramento's X-Raided.
“I’m just gonna give you my ATM card, so you know I’m legit.” Lmaoo the way he says it l, is funny as hell!! OMG
Exodus 20:7
“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”
the way he just says in full confidence "im up to my ninth purchase apearantly"
That can't be faked. 🤣
The police man taking carter away couldn't hold his laugh, his face was ready to burst.
I wonder who came up with the "My car broke down, can you help me out, and I'll be back to help you out?!!?" Whoever started that was is a pioneer!
fr bc its like an index in any major city
@psychotic water bottle 😂 IKR, every city I travel to, I hear that story. It's like in the "Beggers handbook!"
Bruh that has been going on since before I finished high school in '07 here in South Africa. . . but I still don't know where it started.
There's also the "was supposed to go hone with my friend, but they left without me"
Don't forget the "we're from out of town and all our money was just stolen"
@@1ma4ighter its every where my friend, dont see it a lot in america but back home ppl would just clean your car at stop lights same concept lol. i love the human mind
Do you mean The Ted Bundy can you help me fix my car phenomenon?
"The warehouse is located in..the..diploma.......for being a detective."
Sounds legit
Legit and well played, Detective !!
NURSE?! FIX MY WIFE!! *incoherent sobbing* 🤣🤣🤣
*SMACK* "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" "Yes." "Then this should help." Direct. Appropriate. Hilarious.
“If I had to.. identify it I would call it.. a gun, of the long ass variety” 😭😭💀💀💀💀
with a little seaweed in there.
"Fuhget abooooooout it"
Is the best way to say yes.
I just have the feeling that the ATM scenario is so hilarious, because it probably actually happens in some form or other, every day.
I did give a guy gas money, to find him standing at the same spot for a few days longer. I felt so betrayed lol
@@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure at least 10 people give him $20 a day he up
Lol had homeboy who went to gas station, got out car to go inside (left car running 🤦🤦) and the this homeless dude asked for $5... homeboy said "na". 😂 Man that homeless dude stole his car while he was inside. .. he ended up getting it back like within couple hours or less cause it had a tracker(car dealership). Shit kinda funny though 😂
"DOES YOUR FACE HURT, MR WASHINGTON? THEN THIS SHOULD HELP" lmao
I feel like Peele's not even acting, he's just showcasing his multiple personalities. No one can play so many different characters as effortlessly as he does unless it comes from within.
Whenever i see this clip, I always think about the lyric in 12:45 , "i killed Darnell with my nine, nine times, at nine p.m on a dime", but the murder weapon is "long ass variation" which i think is definetely not a 9mm
Take a look at S&W 929. 8 round, 9mm revolver with a long-ass barrel. (It's one round shy and not as long, but it's close enough.)
November 9th?!?!!
bro this show hella old and the fact that y’all can reupload OLD CONTENT and it still makes me laugh like new is crazyyyyy😂 that just lets y’all know how timeless these 2 are. I used to rewatch marathons on tv everyday of Key&Peele and here i am today😂
Miss these legends working together. History makers. Bless them
7:11 this guy's acting was so natural, uses a lower voice as if they were in an actual hospital.
You do know who he is tho?
I can’t remember the actors name but he was badger in breaking bad
@@jamesdeanharrelson9743 matt jones
"Shows you that I stay fit and conscientious and whatnot" - ROFL
“Awwwassabababiu”
I never laughed so hard like this one 😂😂
This a duo I would never want to break up
These guys just keep coming up with fantastic sketches - brilliant.
Damn !! These guys are absolutely comic geniuses !!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ "Hey long time no see! What are you doing these days?" "Well, I spend my time posting bible quotes on RUclips like a retard."
yes
Coffee coop, his name was Bald man Coffee coop.😂😂😂.
... "Fiduciary Crisis" !!! 🤨😵💫😅😂🤣😹
Took me Out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro said 🫁✋🥷🐲🏃🏽♀️
“It seems to be a gun of the long ass variety” 💀💀
With a little sea weed in there
A concept album 😂
The doctor one, just is simple yet great
"Does your face hurt Mr Washington!?" "Yea-" "Then this should help!"
3:22 The way Peele is looking at Keegan like "YOU [redacted] idiot...." took me all the way to the top floor! 😭😭💀💀💀
"big man, excuse me big man" definitely 1 of my favs... the accuracy cracks me up😂
I'm gonna start using, " ok big man, I'll catch you on the up flip!"
Kevin Spacey imitation is really good
If I hadn't seen "The Usual Suspects", the hilarity of Finly and Detective, would have been lost on me.😅
I haven’t seen it it’s still funny. What am I missing?
@@jimmygalpin6660 Type the last scene of "The Usual Suspects", in RUclips. Who is Keyser Soze?😁
@@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAProthe reference would have been lost on you, it's funny regardless, whether you've seen that movie or not.
I love the „apparently“ at around 1:43 implying he stole the wallet too
"And you can't fake that"
I definitely need to put that poster in a hospital ward somewhere “I’m loosing my patients”
These guys are the best comedians today.
Maybe not best comedians but skit comics 100% no question
I can't believe I'm watching a new Key and Peele for the first time!!!
No wayyy damn dish could rewatch it for the first time again
@@elmergarcia8724 haha! True!!
the show ended in 2015 its not new
@@nneverso But its New to him . Applaud that 😏
Better late than never
Gun Rack and his track about killing Darnell is supreme 🤣🤣that track is a whole confession
How do they come up with this sheet... Its so funny & ageless. I remember watching the show back in 2013 & to this day it's so fresh
8:57 Damn, I almost can't recognize Key from his makeup as Peele's bedridden wife
dude i just went back to check lmao
man that was comedy gold 😂
Nah, that's Rashida Jones from Angie Tribeca
😅😂🤣
I@iamPETTY it does look a bit like her, that's probably what they were going for
This is the key to peele back all the lies told by the world and reveal the undying truth.
"I have no idea what that object is, if I had to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long-ass variety, some seaweed in there too"....Dead
Dead... Like Darnell Simmons. 😂😢
'Spousal crisis on my midst' 😅
"Mr Washington, something from this century"
🤣
We all needed that Bonus Track at the end hahahah
Yet another example of how these guys operate at another level.
Coffee, his name is Coffee cup . Always cracks me up 😂
I love when Dave Chapelle said "I had to watch Key and Peele do my show" it's a jab but still acknowledging the quality of the show to see the resemblance
"If I had to identify it I would call it a gun, of the long-ass variety" lmaoo
"We'll see how much truth you tell after a few weeks in solitary con-" "-fine, detective. You've twisted my arm."
Bring these genius of actors back please
The usual suspect parody was the best part
"...i also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst".. epiccc>>>>>
“My Yogurtland punch card, I’m up to my 9th punch and you can’t fake that.” 😂😂😂😂
'Slaps the hell outta his patient' "Does your face hurt?" "yea" "then this should help!" *writes prescription with all fury and anger*
[Dun-Dun-' Duh-dauh Dah!] " A Yogurt Land punch card."
"As you can apparently see...
That is. I'm up for my ninth purchase apparently. "
......"you get a 10 oz. Yogurt for that.."😂😢😮
This compilation was the so unworldly funny I can't emphasise it enough.
"...which makes you know that it is indeed me" lol. I could watch just them talking about IDs for 10 minutes.
"with this Planet Fitness membership, You know I keep myself healthy and fit and whatnot"
Another good line..... So many in that skit !!
"This is my confession, ADMISIBLE IN COURT" 😭
It's never a good idea to drink water while watching this😂😂
Credit card holder in a new wallet 😂
It's best comedy video i've seen in a loooong time, thank you, guys!
Wait, I never noticed Peele's face on the cassette tape cover before, 🤫.....😂.
K&P, comedic legends, period. 🤣
I love the high production value of key & Peele
"His name was Baldy tall man coffee coop" 😂😂
😂😂😂
Bonus track, bonus track................. The Compton embroidery on his hat was also a nice touch
That doctor slap was personal 😆
"your request has been filed" 😂got me so good there
Yo it’s the dude from breaking bad
Badger
That face he makes after he says “fuhgetaboutit” at 11:06 is too funny!
“Message received 🤖” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Key and Peel, been watching them since Mad TV.
A classic banger by these two and they keep getting better and better man and everybody let’s Key & Peele to 5Million subscribers bro and then to 6Million subscribers bro #KeyAndPeele for life man
After watching the police interrogation I immediately looked on you tube for The Usual Suspects and rewatched it. Excellent film!
This is brilliant comedy and really good acting!
I just got the "hey carter, you hang in there" referring to the cat poster lmao
My wife was in the astronaut program. My wife had gotten moon dust in her lungs (that’s never good) 😂😂😂
“Coincidence?” 😂😂😂😂
Came here for my big man fix and forgot about how hilarious the cat branchman sketch is! Lol literally named one of our cats cat branchman then it was kind of a shock her when she got pregnant but we still call her cat because it's 2000 whatever. We were tripping out one day when cat Branch man got out and was in the tree and then we were like wait a second we named her cat branchman! Lol thanks key & Peele for all the laughter and anyone else out there.... have a tight day player
The "cat poster" bits was genius, even I gasped at the end. Freaking genius
Key & Peele are the most funniest and creative comedians I’ve ever seen.
1:40
“I’m up to my 9th purchase apparently” 😂😂😂
And what's in it for Carter Finley? 😄😄😁
Eye ball replacement surgery.. is that even legit 🤣🤣💀
😂😂😂😂
"Yogurt land pumch card. Up to my 9th purchase apparently and can't fake that" lol
“I’m getting too old for this 💩.” 😂😂😂😂
When he said consumption I lost my shit 😂
Scurvy, Rickets, 👀 consumption 😂😂😂😂😂 rolling laughing
That was so hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
the warehouse is located : in the diploma for being a detective. i cant stop laughing