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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2022
  • Go to shopmrballen.com and get your limited time @MrBallen merchandise before it's too late!
    Store closes in less than 2 weeks!
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  • @ricanhavoc9965
    @ricanhavoc9965 Год назад +254

    You had me at "flannel eyelash extensions" 🤣

  • @shifterbabe69
    @shifterbabe69 Год назад +13

    Does anyone else absolutely love when Mr Ballen starts laughing? We need more bloopers! 🥰

  • @RedStrayHound
    @RedStrayHound Год назад +74

    Heart of a solider, spirit of an entertainer. 🖤✨🙃

    • @psw4763
      @psw4763 Год назад +4

      Perfectly said.

    • @sportsmom165
      @sportsmom165 Год назад +1

      He's actually a sailor. Soldiers are Army.

  • @WinkyWave
    @WinkyWave Год назад +228

    This was HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂 Mr. Ballen’s “angry-spit” is just legendary. He’s a master story-teller AND comic. Or marketing genius. I bet tons of companies would pay him to write/perform their commercial- he’s waaaay better than the Sham-wow guy! 👍🏼

    • @mrballenshorts
      @mrballenshorts  Год назад +18

      😂haha!

    • @allysonboyenton9040
      @allysonboyenton9040 Год назад +16

      He is the only RUclipsr that I make a point of watching the sponsored section.
      He is also the only RUclipsr that has ever influenced me to buy a product because of his product presentation.
      The creativity in coming up with different ways to torture the like button is simply genius.

    • @TanyaQueen182
      @TanyaQueen182 Год назад +11

      @@mrballenshorts That spit does make me laugh every time!

    • @nicholashollingsworth7215
      @nicholashollingsworth7215 Год назад +6

      Love the angry spit

    • @science4ever025
      @science4ever025 5 месяцев назад

      You really shouldn’t put Mr. Ballen in the same sentence as the Sham wow guy. It’s insulting 😏

  • @atsanik4838
    @atsanik4838 Год назад +135

    As a Canadian I am truly impressed by this flannel emporium lol

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Год назад +4

      Tru dat! Canucks represent, greetings from S’toon citizen! ✊🏽

    • @phoebea
      @phoebea Год назад +7

      Where are my BC lumberjacks?

    • @mantisgrl
      @mantisgrl Год назад +1

      @@phoebea right here 😂

    • @michellerobin5461
      @michellerobin5461 Год назад +2

      😂👍🏻🇨🇦

    • @peaches44
      @peaches44 Год назад +1

      As a fellow Canadian this one snatched my flannel weave

  • @dadmadedinner5456
    @dadmadedinner5456 Год назад +54

    Flannel panel approved!

  • @allysonboyenton9040
    @allysonboyenton9040 Год назад +129

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who is sick of having that disgusting extra money in their wallet!
    I'm going to go stock up on the flannel eyelash extensions right now!
    Joking aside, I love the absurd scenarios you create. 😁

  • @cqtaylor
    @cqtaylor Год назад +794

    You should have the best "Mr. Ballen" cosplay costume contest for Halloween! Flannel, mustache, and backwards ball caps at the ready! (And best torture line for the "Like Button!")

  • @Aims83
    @Aims83 Год назад +9

    I love when you giggle at yourself! It always makes me laugh out loud! Thank you for keeping in your out-takes!

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Год назад +1

      Watching John crack himself up is always wholesome family entertainment. The things he want to do to that poor, unfortunate Like Buttton, not so much, but John giggling to himself like a madman?? Good times (true story)! 😂😂😂

  • @DMWolFGurL
    @DMWolFGurL Год назад +55

    Man, I remember when you were just starting out sort of. I found you a couple of months after your first video and to see how far you have come is amazing. Man I hope you never go away and I know my sister wants to buy some flannels from you for her nephew and I could use some as well. I also want that long sleeve shirt and the bells canyon one as well. I love this.

  • @CBaller2020
    @CBaller2020 Год назад +1

    SOLD!!!! You had me at flannel! I'm dying my hair flannel....I think it'll look amazing!
    My shirt will be here in November and I. Am. Excited!!! Wooooohoooooo!!! 😁😁😁

  • @chknnooblesoop8574
    @chknnooblesoop8574 Год назад +5

    MrBallen... thanks for being alive when we are... all your fans.... you make our lives that much better.. even though u make us scared to camp 😅

  • @tendoukiryu6989
    @tendoukiryu6989 Год назад +462

    What I love about John is that you would never think the funny scary story RUclipsr guy in flannel shirts was literally a Navy Seal.

    • @mrballenshorts
      @mrballenshorts  Год назад +85

      😉

    • @shelleynhart
      @shelleynhart Год назад +16

      It's always who you least suspect 😂

    • @eliseoleahy4229
      @eliseoleahy4229 Год назад +17

      He has mannerisms that sometimes give him away… just makes the watching more enjoyable. If that’s really possible. Just stumbled upon him so playing catch-up obsessively 😂

    • @Pullmanfan7
      @Pullmanfan7 Год назад +13

      @@eliseoleahy4229 I suggest his video titled "NASA engineer claims DEMON attacked him | The Bill Vaile story." One of my personal favorites

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Год назад +8

      @@Pullmanfan7 I keep falling asleep to that one! I am one of those that listen to those hours-long scary story narration channels to sleep to though.
      When new mrballen episodes come out I need to watch them earlier in the day

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander Год назад +16

    I actually want the flannel eyelash extensions 😍

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 6 дней назад +1

      There are none. I checked. 😔

  • @amberrenee9048
    @amberrenee9048 Год назад +41

    This makes me happy. We are all so proud of all your accomplishments John. I say it almost every video keep it up good work!

  • @mikeoxmall6442
    @mikeoxmall6442 Год назад +69

    I've become a Levi Jean owning, new balance shoes having, plain white tee under a flannel wearing DAD. So this shop is perfect for me.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 Год назад +7

      Comfort is key 🤷🏼‍♀️
      Lol, from a 47 year old mum from Scotland, who loves bed socks, hot water bottles, and ear muffs in the winter 🤣
      .......I also started wearing ice grips over my shoes last year, changed my life 😂😂 I was marching about on ice feeling invincible, with my thermal long johns and long sleeved top under my normal clothes, under my coat 🤣🤣

    • @mikeoxmall6442
      @mikeoxmall6442 Год назад

      @@Kazza_8240 the way we change as we get older huh lol

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 Год назад

      @@mikeoxmall6442 *mhm* 🤣🤣

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Год назад +2

      Grats homeslice. Your copy of the Big Book of Dad Jokes is already in the mail; please allow 2-3 days for delivery. 😉

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Год назад +1

      @@mikeoxmall6442 love your pfp!
      ☮️💜

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday Год назад +27

    Gotta give it to him. I don’t even like flannel that much. But this video makes me feel like I need it.

  • @lisaallgood5715
    @lisaallgood5715 Год назад +4

    You crack me up. Your laugh brightens my day. You’re one of a kind. I’m glad you exist. We need more people like you. And the greatest storyteller I’ve ever heard and I’ve been around for many years. I won’t say my age because I’m officially old now. Bless you and your family.

  • @67marlins
    @67marlins Год назад +1

    I certainly admire your military service and clever self-deprecating humor!!!!
    Keep the hits coming, friend.

  • @elisarosenberger7288
    @elisarosenberger7288 Год назад +1

    🤣 oh my goodness: your humor is as spectacular as your story telling. Huge talent!
    I WANT THE BELL BOTTOMS! SERIOUSLY!

  • @trystenryder
    @trystenryder Год назад +173

    This concept is hilarious. Exactly what I expect from such class as Mr. Ballen

    • @mrballenshorts
      @mrballenshorts  Год назад +27

      Haha thanks!!

    • @BlessedToBeSaved333
      @BlessedToBeSaved333 Год назад

      @@mrballenshorts hi John, any chance you might go back to your original style of storytelling? These longer podcasts with so much trivial and irrelevant information just don't hit the same. The long true crime podcasts are a bit boring tbh. I hope Amazon is able to help you go back to what we all love, how you started.

  • @helenawarsinnak
    @helenawarsinnak Год назад +25

    Omgoodness!! For yrs I've been dreaming for the day that someone would create "flannel eyelashes"!! Never in my wildest dreams did I think this day would actually come!! Dreams do come true!! Thx Mr. Ballen!! Lol 😆

  • @hollypgh84
    @hollypgh84 Год назад

    You are too much, Mr. Ballen!! AND IM HERE FOR IT ALL! Your videos bring me much joy!

  • @jennmaisey623
    @jennmaisey623 Год назад +14

    Not only a master storyteller but the best dressed as well. Can't wait to oder them flannel bellbottoms!

  • @30secondsflat
    @30secondsflat Год назад +171

    I’ve been meaning to start a 90s grunge cover band for some time, and this emporium was just what I needed! 😅 Really proud of all you’ve achieved John, been a supporter since year one !

    • @holysh33pshit
      @holysh33pshit Год назад +1

      Flannel Jam? or Flannelgarden... oh can't forget about Alice in Flannel

    • @vaellyth
      @vaellyth Год назад +1

      Ah yes, my fave cover band, "The Strange, Dark & Mysterious"!

    • @xXlyricaljewelXx
      @xXlyricaljewelXx Год назад

      @@vaellyth perfect!

  • @sandy5993
    @sandy5993 Год назад +11

    I LOVE mrballens funny moments 🤣🤣. They make your day ❤️❤️.

  • @bd3966
    @bd3966 Год назад +2

    I swear you have a such a a talent for telling eerie stories, and then you flip it on its head and come up with hilarious skits! I definetly want that bells canyon shirt!

  • @ItsFreshItsAnne
    @ItsFreshItsAnne Год назад

    John...You do realize you're a national treasure being weaved into people's family life, right? Thank you for the pure grit it took to experience life the way you have up til now. You deserve all the beautiful things life has to offer! Wish you're family well!! #mrballen

  • @fleez6607
    @fleez6607 Год назад +4

    I'm amazed to see how far your brand has come. I haven't been here since the beginning but damn close. You've captivated us all like Mr Rogers, kept most of us sane during quarantine, and given me fears of things I didn't know existed/ went on (missing 411) . Thank you Mr Ballen

  • @hello-dannie
    @hello-dannie Год назад +34

    I actually don't mind watching Mr. Ballen's sponsor pitches during his stories, he at least makes them funny and/or interesting, unlike other channel hosts

  • @AJ72281
    @AJ72281 Год назад +19

    This is so dope! I’m really happy for you man. Been subscribed since you had around 15,000 subscribers (main channel), your hair was shorter, the like button was being “liquidated” and you were posting 3, 4 or even 5 times a week. It’s been fun watching you grow and build your brand to the point you have a flannel line! Haha. Love it! Thanks for posting such great content. My favorite to date is still your Skinwalker Ranch video.

  • @elderlypoodle9181
    @elderlypoodle9181 Год назад +18

    I’ve always said, Bury me in a flannel lined casket! I actually want that 😅

    • @bvillebikelady3651
      @bvillebikelady3651 Год назад +2

      Sounds cozy!

    • @elderlypoodle9181
      @elderlypoodle9181 Год назад +1

      @@bvillebikelady3651 My husband would find a package from Victoria Secret on the steps. He was quite intrigued until he found out it was a pair of flannel pajamas.

    • @bvillebikelady3651
      @bvillebikelady3651 Год назад +1

      @@elderlypoodle9181 😄😄

  • @ichangedmynameforyoutube
    @ichangedmynameforyoutube Год назад +6

    FINALLY!!!!! This is all I’ve ever wanted!!!! I’m immediately consensually smashing that like button!!!!!

  • @angiethompson5648
    @angiethompson5648 Год назад +3

    Your ad's are ridiculous and I adore them.. not just the ad's for your stuff but even the podcast ad's that make you laugh.. I can't even skip them because they are funny 🤣.. now I know way too much about the Sunday scaries and all kinds of other stuff I would have normally fast forwarded but couldn't because you made it enjoyable

  • @crystalmac76
    @crystalmac76 Год назад +2

    Just ordered the red and black one, Sir Ballen!! Keep the creepy stories coming!! Thank you for all the work you put into your shows. 😊

  • @BlingBug3794
    @BlingBug3794 Год назад

    We have 3 generations living in our home that have followed you forever. The Flannel Emporium will be the answer to our holiday shopping conundrum. Thanks!

  • @EazyfafoRelentless
    @EazyfafoRelentless Год назад +4

    you're humor is so genuine and it makes it hilarious.

  • @FrenziedPhoenix
    @FrenziedPhoenix Год назад +7

    I don’t think there are enough words in any language to express how much I love how goofy this man can be. 😂

  • @lily-mo2gc
    @lily-mo2gc Год назад +1

    A shop that closes in less than 2 weeks. Great marketing strategy. Brilliant as always, Mr. Ballen. Slow clap.

  • @cottoncandy4433
    @cottoncandy4433 Год назад

    I really love that you keep in the parts where you’re cracking yourself up. Gets me every time.

  • @RockNRollSoul
    @RockNRollSoul Год назад +78

    That spitting at the money in the beginning was so funny lmao 🤣 Rock On John! 🤟🏻

    • @winkerbean1
      @winkerbean1 Год назад +2

      I replayed it twice just to watch that part. 😂

    • @Tea_W
      @Tea_W Год назад +3

      Same! His fake spit takes are hilarious. So much enthusiasm 🤣

  • @TwistedBarbie06
    @TwistedBarbie06 Год назад +3

    How in the hell can anyone not love this guy and his truly trailblazing work at making the flannel trend again?

  • @frankendoll1455
    @frankendoll1455 Год назад +2

    Bahahaha I friggin love this!!! 🤣✌️💜

  • @Bill_Fit_Over_50
    @Bill_Fit_Over_50 Год назад +2

    Dude. Lol. Your genius. I’m a trauma nurse. I live for your podcasts on the way in to work. Thank you.

  • @MKSQUADofficial
    @MKSQUADofficial Год назад +12

    I love Mrballen so much lol him and K.O. STORIES my favorite storytelling youtubers!

    • @MKSQUADofficial
      @MKSQUADofficial Год назад +1

      Thank you so much for the heart MrBallen !

  • @donnaj6426
    @donnaj6426 Год назад +5

    I love the spit and I love flannel with the upcoming season!!

  • @ashleyrusso4026
    @ashleyrusso4026 Год назад

    lmao I love you. my husband and I wait every week for your new story uploads and look forward to watching them together! 😊 🥰

  • @JohnHausser
    @JohnHausser Год назад +11

    Nice job John ! Fan of your channel since 2020
    Cheers from San Diego California

  • @Milkman4279
    @Milkman4279 Год назад +4

    I was just thinking, "I need me some flannel!!!"

  • @omaoffdchain03
    @omaoffdchain03 Год назад +1

    Flannel does make me happy! ..Would love to say that my first bridesmaids dress was not red flannel at Christmss many many years ago, but its kind of what hooked me..Congrats on the FLANNEL EMPORIUM!

  • @krackenup
    @krackenup Год назад

    John, I remember when you first got started. You were clean shaven, and your hair was short. You were nervous and a bit shaky. I'm SO GLAD that it never stopped you from continuing the dream and making it come true for all of us. You have a huge # of sub's because you are so excellent at what you do. Thank Your Mom for me, she did a real good job. Not only raising a good son. But, helping him pursue this dream come true.
    We Love you John. (*I mean it) Carry on, and I will always be watching. Be safe out there.

  • @jasonparra5383
    @jasonparra5383 Год назад +3

    Use this as the button to thank John for his service!
    👇

  • @nicoleknight5801
    @nicoleknight5801 Год назад +5

    I came for the flannel but stayed for the Cypher prizes 🤩

  • @jstone247
    @jstone247 Год назад

    Love your celebrity humility and self-deprecation, Mr.Balken.
    You haven't gone "all Hollywood".
    You would be a hero, here in 🇦🇺

  • @norringtonlover
    @norringtonlover Год назад +2

    My late father instilled in me a love of flannel shirts so I'm very excited to continue expanding his collection with shirts from my favorite RUclipsr!!

  • @YesHello_OkGoodbye
    @YesHello_OkGoodbye Год назад +9

    I am a little maniac child and I’m glad my favorite scary RUclipsr is finally getting some crazy merch!
    Get those other flannels out of here!

  • @rebeccacullen6661
    @rebeccacullen6661 Год назад +9

    How did I miss the flannel eye lash extensions?! 😂

  • @mareir
    @mareir Год назад +1

    I can't wait for my hoodie. 😁 I'm Canadian, so I have a varied wardrobe of casual plaid, formal plaid, and business casual plaid.

  • @jesusmckraken
    @jesusmckraken Год назад

    Ha ha ha Absolutely brilliant, sure it will do well👍❤️

  • @zakarijenkins341
    @zakarijenkins341 Год назад +3

    This man is the reason I now buy flannels

  • @azraelsangels156
    @azraelsangels156 Год назад +3

    I love the channel and I watch your videos and I'm actually thinking about getting some merch and my band loves the channel we actually have an entire conversation of which video is your best but I always say it's the story about your encounter and I love all things strange dark and mysterious

  • @gromester1092
    @gromester1092 Год назад

    Sweet! Flannel’s my favorite color!

  • @zach9415
    @zach9415 Год назад

    John, you have no idea how incredibly talented and amazing of a person you are! Thank you for your service and providing utterly captivating content! Your videos helped me through so much and words can’t express how much of an impact you have. I am so stoked about your flannel dude! Imma buy one for each day of the week 😂. Continue taking the world by storm and rocking this platform! Sincerely, I wish you all the best in all your endeavors 👌.

  • @jackswain2082
    @jackswain2082 Год назад +7

    I’d absolutely buy a flannel shirt from your shop, but since they don’t come in Tall sizes and 39 year old Dads don’t really rock the midriff options these days… I’ll just admire from afar 😢

  • @anthropomorphisis
    @anthropomorphisis Год назад +8

    A new drinking game: drink every time Mr. Ballen laughs at the nonsensical things he says.

    • @fernandohood5657
      @fernandohood5657 Год назад

      Had to rewind a few seconds too see That bit again :D

  • @DeepakGautamX
    @DeepakGautamX Год назад +1

    MrBallen's mission is to make Flannel Army. 😁 I'm in. 😆

  • @ThirstyBacon
    @ThirstyBacon Год назад

    💯 best ad ever. Mr. Ballen is a freaking legend. He already was in his seal days and thru his traumatic injury but now he's a legend in this too. How do I get to lvl 2+million 😎? John answers!!! Help a mama of a disabled baby girl get her the help she needs. But anyways it's not all about my fam. I love when you laugh in your videos and rarely inclued your family. It makes it so special even if it's an ad for hello fresh. I say hello fresh Mr. Ballen. Cuz you're ballen on some serious high notes here. Much love from Massachusetts. Would love to meet you someday. It kinda sucks you don't sing and have concerts I can buy tickets to up in the nosebleeds. Either way I would still watch you sing to a crowd. Lol 😆 much love vet to vet. Although the navy is pretty lax on letting folks in. Lmafo. Army here. ❤️

  • @blacklabel3980
    @blacklabel3980 Год назад +3

    T_T thought it was a new story. Also holy shit. I haven't seen clothing merch priced as high as it is on the Mr. Ballen merch store

  • @becbell74
    @becbell74 Год назад

    Love it and that cheeky giggle too 🤭

  • @louiseb6111
    @louiseb6111 Год назад

    😂Now THIS is an ad I can go along with! Happily!! 🥰😂👏👌

  • @amatije
    @amatije Год назад +2

    This has to be the best ad on RUclips and beyond . Now, I only miss that "extra" spend money and I love those flannel bell-bottoms. Never been sadder for not having some extra bucks in the mattress 😭

  • @heatherydew3361
    @heatherydew3361 Год назад

    You're hilarious!!! Love Mr Ballen😍

  • @mamaggear
    @mamaggear Год назад +2

    I can watch you ALL DAY. Actually some days I do. Hugs to you and your family

  • @douglasgonzalez7561
    @douglasgonzalez7561 Год назад

    I enjoyed this ad so much, I backhanded the like button TWICE!

  • @torrencemoss792
    @torrencemoss792 Год назад +2

    Protect this man at all cost 😂😂

  • @laguvids
    @laguvids Год назад

    I haven't heard the word "Emporium" in ages 😄. I love flannel shirts, so naturally I love this ❣

  • @DeeezDonuts
    @DeeezDonuts Год назад +1

    Checked out your page. Ordered the flannel hardwood floors for my living room. Immediately 8 guys in flannel shirts showed up at my house and installed the floors in 5 minutes flat. Was beyond impressed. They even threw in complimentary flannel curtains. 11/10, would shop Mr. Ballen' shop for any flannel needs.

  • @Dimorphos31
    @Dimorphos31 Год назад

    bought a red flannel for the upcoming winter months, so happy to support a awesome youtuber! 😊👍🏼

  • @GoJays
    @GoJays Год назад +2

    I never skip your ads when I listen to the podcast, you do them so well 🤣

  • @samg3730
    @samg3730 Год назад +1

    I’ll definitely have to try those eyelash extensions, never tried them before, about time to start now with unique design.
    Definitely no Bell’s canyon for me. I’ve been slapping your 👍🏼 buttons literally all night ❤❤❤

  • @gordonbombay6627
    @gordonbombay6627 Год назад +1

    This was wonderful on the podcast. Had me cracking up. Also just got a bells canyon shirt. Thanks for the good times my guy.

  • @kittycawn_
    @kittycawn_ Год назад +1

    this is great, flannel wigs is a fantastic idea

  • @amberimmel1887
    @amberimmel1887 Год назад

    Aww man, I'm waiting for flannel lined flannel overalls with flannel pocket protectors... lol but no cap, best flannel collection iv seen👍

  • @thomashardy1600
    @thomashardy1600 Год назад

    I would seriously LOVE to see someone(or the like button) wearing that flannel wig. 😄

  • @CrisMind
    @CrisMind Год назад

    Yay I love flannel! Need all the flannel

  • @dailyboizai1751
    @dailyboizai1751 Год назад

    Love you man your energy always makes me feel better about anything really💯💜

  • @robyndrake4798
    @robyndrake4798 Год назад +1

    This was awesome! 🤣 I also need the Bells Canyon shirt.

  • @corsoedisspysik2781
    @corsoedisspysik2781 Год назад

    Mr. Ballen’s adds are the only ones I go out of my way for lol keep up the amazing content! Already bought a hat!

  • @13blackcatzzz
    @13blackcatzzz Год назад

    I love Mr. Ballen's style. I too have never really left the 90's.

  • @mugziet8841
    @mugziet8841 Год назад

    Flannel fu*kin tuxes and wigs 🤣🤣🤣 I love it. And on your videos I always slap the sh*t outta that troublesome like button 😁

  • @Spider-man-ps4
    @Spider-man-ps4 Год назад

    Hilarious! Such a breath of fresh air you are!

  • @lindsey9189
    @lindsey9189 Год назад

    Oh my heck, you’re the best. I literally laughed out loud 😆😆

  • @slerched
    @slerched Год назад

    As soon as that wig goes up, I'm in!

  • @toughaxis6457
    @toughaxis6457 Год назад +1

    I just saw and the website looks amazing, huge well done to whoever designed it.

  • @melissabyrd1260
    @melissabyrd1260 Год назад

    You never fail to crack me up!!!!! I love your channel!

  • @christinaortiz1791
    @christinaortiz1791 Год назад

    Lmao 🤣😂 I can't with you!! This is great 👌

  • @michelleherrera1156
    @michelleherrera1156 Год назад

    I love I was laughing and giggling the whole time love it 👌💯💯💯

  • @thgamingcrasher
    @thgamingcrasher Год назад

    I’m getting your GRAPHIC LONG SLEEVE TEE!! Can’t wait to get it.
    Mrballen is the best strange dark and mysterious story teller in my opinion

  • @sternum6215
    @sternum6215 Год назад +1

    OMG! Mr. Ballen, your site looks so amazing. You really went above and beyond with it! Thank you for taking the time to make this, and thank you to everyone else on his team that helped too!

  • @chrisray846
    @chrisray846 Год назад +2

    Yesssss! 😁 love it