How the Internet Roasted Wish (2023)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @turmalin5072
    @turmalin5072 5 месяцев назад +2480

    "BECAUSE ROMANCE KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?"
    someone under the "at all cost" demo.

  • @bemiatto67
    @bemiatto67 5 месяцев назад +2989

    I will always mourn the fact they scrapped the plot twist that Magnifico was a fallen star.

    • @a1m3v
      @a1m3v 5 месяцев назад +459

      wait that was an idea?! omg that has so much potential!

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 5 месяцев назад +532

      omg. magnifico is a fallen star could have been hinted at with the wishing star turning into a boy. we could have had an awesome twist and star boy!

    • @SutaFokusu
      @SutaFokusu 5 месяцев назад +161

      ​@@abiean222BRING BACK STAR BOY!

    • @marcusaaronliaogo9158
      @marcusaaronliaogo9158 5 месяцев назад +30

      Why tf does this remind me of shin ultraman

    • @luckyduckyfluffy9674
      @luckyduckyfluffy9674 5 месяцев назад +114

      DEADASS!?! THAT WAS AN OPTION

  • @unicornpet2225
    @unicornpet2225 5 месяцев назад +2244

    Enchanted feels like a movie that celebrates 100 years of Disney way more then wish

    • @UltimateDespairado
      @UltimateDespairado 5 месяцев назад +271

      And that movie is meant to be a meta take/or parody of Disney movies, that is ironically produced by Disney

    • @toastwell6488
      @toastwell6488 5 месяцев назад +92

      I loved Enchanted as a kid. I should rewatch it.

    • @whitewolf1310
      @whitewolf1310 5 месяцев назад +92

      I thought the exact same thing! Imagine if the movie's release dates were switched and Enchanted was the 100th anniversary. That would've been WAY more fitting. Because Enchanted is not just a humorous parody of past Disney movies, it's also a celebration with clearly a lot of love and effort put into it, and the songs and musical numbers are all memorable and written by the legendary Alan Menkin. It follows the Mel Brooks rule of "you have to love what you're parodying." Wish on the other hand felt soulless and half-assed. The story and songs felt like they were written by A.I and everything else was *insert past reference here* and *insert pop song there.* And the worst part of it all is that if you saw the original concept, you realize it could've been great.

    • @peonylarkspur645
      @peonylarkspur645 5 месяцев назад +40

      They should just rerelease enchanted, call it a belated anniversary present

    • @Jafantant
      @Jafantant 5 месяцев назад +8

      Because Hybrid 2D And 3D, Basically 2.5D

  • @orlastarburst
    @orlastarburst 5 месяцев назад +4400

    Why does it always feel like Disney’s CONCEPT for the movies are usually better than the final product??

    • @Furbtastic817
      @Furbtastic817 5 месяцев назад +432

      Because good ideas arent marketable enough to kids (DISNEY NEED THAT MOOLA WAHOO 🤑🤑🤑)

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 5 месяцев назад +264

      corporations stifle creativity.

    • @hanasan4845
      @hanasan4845 5 месяцев назад +208

      Time press from the corporate side, I'd guess. The creatives are given time to work on interesting concepts, but before they have the time to finish them off, the company is like "We need the movie NOW, we need to start making money NOW" and so, they have no choice but to stop playing with concepts and work *something* out

    • @mariacuellar4764
      @mariacuellar4764 5 месяцев назад +24

      @@hanasan4845 DEI doesn't help, either

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 5 месяцев назад +21

      Doraemon films as well as the Pokemon movies enter the chat

  • @embrixcandray6073
    @embrixcandray6073 5 месяцев назад +2135

    About that "It's a kid movie!! If you're an adult and don't like it, it isn't for you!", when it came out on Disney+ and my family watched it, my little siblings (5 and 8!) asked them to turn it off because they didn't like it MULTIPLE TIMES and went off to watch the amazing world of gumball in the basement

    • @ryckhpae
      @ryckhpae 5 месяцев назад +571

      Also, Disney films have never been for kids and only for kids. They are *family* movies, aka enjoyable for all audiences. And Wish clearly failed at appealing to its whole audience.

    • @Hibgiddty
      @Hibgiddty 5 месяцев назад +377

      @@ryckhpae so true! i also hate the idea that because "it's made for kids" that it can't be a good movie or good piece of media. kids aren't stupid and people forget they're intelligent too and can understand when something is half-baked or not good

    • @jonelrobinson582
      @jonelrobinson582 5 месяцев назад +90

      @@Hibgiddty Exactly! I hate that excuse too.

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 5 месяцев назад +257

      "Its a kids movie" is just the weakest argument in the world, and its also just _insulting_ to kids. Like, do kids not deserve to watch GOOD movies too? They're in the formative years, why should they have to watch garbage?

    • @therighttrousers343
      @therighttrousers343 5 месяцев назад +83

      this is an anniversary movie. It references things over the span of 100 years. You stop being a child at 18. If it references things made before 2005, it's referencing media within the childhoods of people who are now adults. So the people most likely to know of and engage with those references would be adults. Therefore, this movie was made understanding it would be watched by adults.
      I don't think that argument ever holds water, but if ever there was a place to take a stand with it, it isn't on the 100 year anniversary movie.

  • @Musikenna
    @Musikenna 5 месяцев назад +1158

    3:05 I work in childcare. NONE of the kids who've seen the movie knows her name. Every one of them calls her "Wish." Compare that to Elsa, whose name EVERYONE knew. It was forgettable to their target audience as well.

  • @AustinTheRustySpoon
    @AustinTheRustySpoon 5 месяцев назад +1018

    You know it’s bad when whenever I try to remember the villain song all I can remember is “How Bad Can I Be”from the Lorax movie

    • @flakky55
      @flakky55 5 месяцев назад +42

      amazing

    • @amandamakin1542
      @amandamakin1542 5 месяцев назад +123

      Oh, & just like Wish's scrapped concepts, the "How Bad Can I Be?" song in the Lorax replaced a scrapped song called "Biggering", an amazing song.

    • @AustinTheRustySpoon
      @AustinTheRustySpoon 5 месяцев назад +67

      @@amandamakin1542 Biggering has been one of my favorite songs ever since it was added to Spotify, lemme tell u it’s a crime that it wasn’t in the movie. Ig it was too real 😔

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 5 месяцев назад +6

      LMAOOOOO WHEEEEEEZE!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@amandamakin1542OMG TRUE!!!

  • @NullAmbition
    @NullAmbition 5 месяцев назад +3169

    The internet may disagree on a lot of things, but the fact that this movie was garbage and an abomination to Disney's reputation was one of those things we all had to agree on.

    • @ethanlittlejohn2536
      @ethanlittlejohn2536 5 месяцев назад +57

      I didn't find anything wrong with it on my first watch, until I heard out people's arguments.

    • @geoffreyrichards6079
      @geoffreyrichards6079 5 месяцев назад +37

      Depends on which side of the pond you’re on. I hear the film got a bit more positive reception in places like Italy and Japan.

    • @J0j0_Flip
      @J0j0_Flip 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​Maybe it's a translation thing?

    • @babyblouie
      @babyblouie 5 месяцев назад +53

      Calling it an abomination makes it sound way more interesting than it actually is

    • @Chronorust
      @Chronorust 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@geoffreyrichards6079 Probably saw it more of just a movie to watch. Here we over-analyze basically everything, which isn't exactly a bad thing, but the culture of criticizing just about everything is definitely rampant here in the West lol

  • @injuringchip3161
    @injuringchip3161 5 месяцев назад +2201

    I think what's funnier about forgetting Meet The Robinsons is the fact that the message of the film is that you should "Keep Moving Forward!" or else you'll be stuck in the past like Bowler Hat Guy.
    Disney is Bowler Hat Guy.
    Yes, without the charm, personality and sympathy. If I personally saw Disney hunched over in a closed down diner, I would yell at them to stop exploiting queer people for money

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 5 месяцев назад +90

      Except without the charm, heart, or liability

    • @kwproductions6737
      @kwproductions6737 5 месяцев назад +161

      Don't insult bowler hat Guy is funny charming sympathetic everything Disney isn't

    • @伏見猿比古-k8c
      @伏見猿比古-k8c 5 месяцев назад +44

      The creators working on the film must have done that on purpose as a subtle diss aimed at Disney executives and I applaud them for it 👏

    • @meathead2934
      @meathead2934 5 месяцев назад +39

      Wish's message:
      "JuSt KeEp WiShing!"

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 5 месяцев назад +2

      EXACTLY

  • @utomorfan
    @utomorfan 5 месяцев назад +972

    I cant believe this movie came out in November
    It feels so recent, yet a distant memory

    • @Astrolionking
      @Astrolionking 5 месяцев назад +11

      Exactly. It came out in November and ppl are STILL throwing tantrums over a film that isn’t even as bad as people say it is

    • @melani-snider
      @melani-snider 5 месяцев назад +99

      ​@@Astrolionking compared to other Disney movies, as something that supposed to represent all of them, Its definitely that bad

    • @Sproutgoodnight1161
      @Sproutgoodnight1161 5 месяцев назад +13

      It feels like a long time ago to me

    • @caoinhnamkhanh2795
      @caoinhnamkhanh2795 5 месяцев назад +53

      ​@@Astrolionking the art direction is bad, bland colors (not to mention why they didnt pay homage to their 2d animation by making it so, probably to try and ignore it after they killed it off with the deliberately shit marketing of The princess and the frog). Plus excpetionally bad songs (not even by disney standards), bad plot, bad character designs + useless ones along with incompetent storytelling. Doesnt help that the main character is an overly 'quirky princess' type, you wouldve thought they'd nailed her considering the 100 ones that came before her but shes bad.
      It really is just 100 years of cameos stuck together with some duct tape and a wish

    • @J0j0_Flip
      @J0j0_Flip 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Astrolionking "Here I are"

  • @Lakshmiiiiii
    @Lakshmiiiiii 5 месяцев назад +2823

    Fandom rewrites>>>>> canon (EDIT: Talking specifically about Wish)

    • @orlastarburst
      @orlastarburst 5 месяцев назад +26

      frfr

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 5 месяцев назад +18

      Frfrfr

    • @rosies69
      @rosies69 5 месяцев назад +12

      Trolls ending their lifes>>>>

    • @davidhwang5838
      @davidhwang5838 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@rosies69unrelated but ig 😅

    • @LadybugsOpin
      @LadybugsOpin 5 месяцев назад +43

      This is why I'll never be ashamed to admit that I'm a fanfiction author! And yes, I've written a fic for a Disney property before.

  • @lizabee7791
    @lizabee7791 5 месяцев назад +617

    I remember when the trailer was released and I thought the big twist was going to be that years earlier the king made a wish to bring back his dead wife and that he needed the magic from everyone’s wishes to keep his wife alive ….I like my version better

    • @elsinaattheworkshop
      @elsinaattheworkshop 5 месяцев назад +111

      Literally everybody else's version is better.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 5 месяцев назад +72

      Miraculous Ladybug.

    • @notzoenoelle
      @notzoenoelle 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@a-s-greig hahaha

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 5 месяцев назад +26

      I like the version where the king is a demon lord who has figured out how to extract desires and consume them, and moved in to a town and completely excised many vices and compulsions from the population, by consuming those desires.

    • @chocostix7652
      @chocostix7652 5 месяцев назад +16

      ​Damnmmmmn you could go to so many routes with that. Do they remain evil and continue feeding on their vices and desires purely because of power and they use the citizens' gratitude as a shield to prosecutors that try to expose them? Do they slowly get a change of heart because of how grateful the community is to them and then genuinely wants to help them?
      People weren't kidding when they said literally anything else is better than whatever Wish was lol

  • @commercialairliner
    @commercialairliner 5 месяцев назад +1423

    WATCH OUT WORLD HERE I ARE

    • @ReaganSays
      @ReaganSays 5 месяцев назад +163

      please dont remind me that lyric exists

    • @cinguloapathy
      @cinguloapathy 5 месяцев назад +87

      NO! BAD! 🔪

    • @paisleydarner1962
      @paisleydarner1962 5 месяцев назад +65

      FELT THIS NO I HAVNT

    • @UltimateDespairado
      @UltimateDespairado 5 месяцев назад +44

      Can’t you tell the lyrics are rushed?
      I need someone to make a video on this lyric and have the reaction be that one video of a drunk guy falling down the stairs. That’s exactly how I felt when reading and listening to this second grade writing.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 5 месяцев назад +51

      YOU KNOW WHO'S LOOKING SHARP?
      WHO?
      MEEEEE I'M A STAR

  • @Fandom-enthusiast
    @Fandom-enthusiast 5 месяцев назад +452

    3:45 Imagine getting a role in a Disney movie and in the recording booth they’re just like “Ok, now SNEEZE”

    • @BIueRingedOctopus
      @BIueRingedOctopus 5 месяцев назад +45

      “Not good enough, sneeze again”

    • @Riley-vy5qm
      @Riley-vy5qm 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​​@@BIueRingedOctopus"Nope, not what we're looking for, again!"

    • @mrs.samuel.L.jackson
      @mrs.samuel.L.jackson 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​​@@Riley-vy5qm"Oh come on, put some *OOMPH* into it! One more time"

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@mrs.samuel.L.jackson"AGAIN! Don't make me get the feather and pepper!"

    • @petergriffin1331
      @petergriffin1331 4 дня назад

      #justiceforsafi

  • @wyverewings1790
    @wyverewings1790 5 месяцев назад +534

    Love how Puss in Boots: The Last Wish was released the year prior by Dreamworks and also had a fairytale basis, an entertainingly evil villain that pays homage to classic Disney villains, and the wishing star, but is actually really good and far more special of a film

    • @LeoDBW
      @LeoDBW 5 месяцев назад +52

      This is infuriating honestly, because Disney always place itself at the top of animated movies, and yet, Dreamworks has also made some gorgeous, funny, beloved movies, and they are still trying differents things animation-wise, and they're a way smaller company, while Disney is LOADED and yet they just gave up on creativity. Like, they have the money and the means, they totally COULD make an amazing movie like Puss in Boots 2 or even something like the Spiderverse movies from Sony, they just don't want to!

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@LeoDBW I couldn't agree more, my friend! It's like you took my words and typed them. I feel the same way, DreamWorks is way better of a company. Disney is and has always been so overrated. I love DreamWorks, but I love other animated company movies too (Aardman is one I really love in particular, that worked with DreamWorks to make Chicken Run, which is my favorite DreamWorks movie)

    • @alyssabullock6421
      @alyssabullock6421 5 месяцев назад +3

      Disney shouldve taken notes from the success of The Last Wish, but they still keep failing so hard

    • @sylvyboi
      @sylvyboi 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@LeoDBW I just prefer watching DreamWorks movies at this point

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@sylvyboi same

  • @PEHfinale
    @PEHfinale 5 месяцев назад +1376

    In response to Belis' complaint about adults watching "movies made for kids", I leave this quote from Walt Disney himself:
    "In planning a new picture, we don't think of grown-ups, and we don't think of children. But just of that fine, clean, unspoiled spot down deep in every one of us, that maybe the world has made us forget."

    • @kikothesamurai
      @kikothesamurai 5 месяцев назад +193

      I’d argue that this movie was geared EXACTLY towards adults. Specifically adults blinded by nostalgia and adults who love the classic movies. All of the cut-content, the egregious amount of Easter eggs, the promise of a straight up evil villain, and obviously this movie commemorating the anniversary suggest they were trying to attract those specific groups. They wouldn’t had bothered with all of this if it was just a kids movie.

    • @caoinhnamkhanh2795
      @caoinhnamkhanh2795 5 месяцев назад +144

      'Why are adults watching this when this movie is clearly targetted at nostalgia ridden adults????'

    • @nikguimont8546
      @nikguimont8546 5 месяцев назад +70

      What always bothers me when I see people say “why are you being so critical of something made for kids” is like you went and looked at someone’s review and or critique of a kids movie no one‘s forcing you to look at that

    • @Simon_Q
      @Simon_Q 5 месяцев назад +61

      Also kids deserve watching quality stuff too!

    • @CrystalWings12
      @CrystalWings12 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​​​​@@nikguimont8546I think they're expecting kids to give a review of a so-claimed 'kids media', yet they don't know not all kids have access to the internet... Unless if it's something like internet kids.
      Also the 'it's a kids (insert any media here)' argument is getting old and weak counter argument.
      And as someone pointed out, Disney movies and other animated movies are not actually intended to have kids audience only, *_but a family movie! The whole family!_* (minus the adults only animated series)
      It's really baffling to see how Belis has such narrow minded thinking like that.

  • @adrielleakuryo
    @adrielleakuryo 5 месяцев назад +429

    Whenever I go to Target, I STILL see Wish's merchandise in the toy section. Like I am not kidding. Everyday I browse the toy isle at Target, I ALWAYS keep encountering Wish's merch, just waiting to be bought but instead collecting cobwebs and dust.

    • @GabyGeorge1996
      @GabyGeorge1996 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah me too

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 5 месяцев назад +24

      Is it in the same failure-aisle as James Cameron Avatar merch?
      Heard that stuff got discounted *fast*

    • @TheBronyBraeburn
      @TheBronyBraeburn 5 месяцев назад +61

      I often see Wish merch on sale for 30% off at the Disney Store in NYC. That place NEVER puts anything on sale.

    • @audhd_incarnate8001
      @audhd_incarnate8001 5 месяцев назад +41

      LITERALLY like if that isn't the biggest tell for how bad this movie capital f Flopped. Those sections are always ravaged, maybe one little plush left knocked over. Everytime I go to the toy section, Wish's merch looks like the staff set it up once and haven't touched it since

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 5 месяцев назад +22

      Exactly! And I work there, so I see the wish stuff every single weekend, taking up an entire shelf. It’s been there since the film came out.

  • @Simon_Q
    @Simon_Q 5 месяцев назад +234

    I'm so angry when people "say it's a kids movie don't complain" kids deserve quality content, heck they need it, because of all the brainrot content that's on youtube!

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter Месяц назад +15

      this is it, kids aren’t dumb even if “it’s for kids” like don’t kids deserve quality? thousands of shows, games etc. have been targeted towards kids and still had great compelling story’s, why does this one get to deflect all the critism because a child was their intended audience?

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 13 дней назад

      yes this!! and i remember lots of classic kid shows and movies had an actual valuable lesson to them as well, and wish’s only lesson is be a spoiled bish like asha

    • @Acacius1992
      @Acacius1992 4 дня назад +9

      ​@@thymecrafterKids ARE dumb.
      But thats why they need quality content, to learn and get better

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 дня назад

      All media is meant to distract us and keep us pacified anyway

    • @ccay4321
      @ccay4321 День назад +1

      @@Acacius1992not all kids are dumb

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony 5 месяцев назад +246

    The fact that the fandom for Wish is around the storyboards and not the final product says lot

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees 4 месяца назад

      the entire fandom creates content out of spite, not love, and i think thats hilarious.

  • @ktostam35
    @ktostam35 5 месяцев назад +218

    Still can't get over the fact that Magnifico, a traumatized man with paranoia, got possessed by evil magic because of his paranoia, because he wanted to avoid his trauma repeating, and HE'S THE VILLAIN WHO GETS LOCKED AWAY AND ISOLATED
    While Asha, a teenager who complains when she literally lives in a perfect world, and thinks granting every single wish is okay for some reason, and literally destroyed all of the king's work, is the good one???

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 5 месяцев назад +21

      Asha is a horrible person, and it shows

    • @interruptingPreempt
      @interruptingPreempt 5 месяцев назад +33

      I now want the movie to have this plot:
      Asha, in a burst of careless chaos, tries to figure out how to grant wishes herself. She takes an innocent-looking wish and grants it. However, the wish turned the wisher into an absolutely reprehensible villain. Asha has character growth, realizing that Magnifico protected her so well, she couldn't conceive of any bad outcomes. She sets off to extract the wish from the new villain, unsure if it can even be done...
      Thanks for the plot bunnies!

    • @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611
      @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611 4 месяца назад +5

      @@interruptingPreempt there is no redemption for that thing you call...."asha".

    • @singer2be256
      @singer2be256 2 месяца назад +1

      There's no hero or villain in this film IMO. Just a differing of opinions from two people who don't know how to see other perspectives

    • @karathewolfsfanficchannel933
      @karathewolfsfanficchannel933 6 дней назад

      @Cubeytheawesomeshe is literally Gabi from Vivo if you take out the motivation and bearable scenes

  • @crazycookie4645
    @crazycookie4645 5 месяцев назад +300

    Granted, I'm not as mouth-frothingly furious as many others are about this movie, but:
    1) I wish they would've kept it so that Magnifico and Amaya were BOTH the villains. It'd be a nice subversion of the power of love always being on the heroes' side. They could've made their backstory so that, after spending their entire lives being ignored by the world, they both learned wish-granting magic and founded their kingdom in order to get the approval of others. Then at end, when they are both about to be trapped in the mirror, they realize what they really wanted was to FEEL wanted, which they already had since they wanted each other and no one else. Cue bittersweet ending where they are both trapped forever, but at least they are trapped together and will never feel unwanted again.
    2) If Asha and Starboy really were supposed to be a romantic couple (I'm not completely sure if that was the original plan) and Asha being given a magic wand implies that she's going to become the Fairy Godmother, imagine how sweet that would be for the Fairy Godmother's backstory. That the source of her magic is that she and the wishing star are in love, and together, they use their love-powered magic to make people's seemingly impossible dreams come true.

    • @petergriffin1331
      @petergriffin1331 4 дня назад +1

      Your villain idea is very similar to wish's scrapped concept,a little the same with the second...
      Just confirming what you wrote was mostly supposed to be there but disney scrapped what made wish good and reasonable

  • @jennyainley2323
    @jennyainley2323 5 месяцев назад +167

    I choose to believe that Once Upon a Studio is the real 100th anniversary film

    • @sarahelucey
      @sarahelucey 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yes. That short was infinitely better than Wish in every way

    • @pinksoft39
      @pinksoft39 5 месяцев назад +10

      I actually cried while watching it like i love Oswald the lucky rabbit SO MUCH and i got so happy to see him have that small interaction with Mickey

    • @metalbug502
      @metalbug502 5 месяцев назад +5

      When I heard the first notes of “Feed the Birds” and Mickey looked up at Walt, that was the fastest I’ve ever cried. Insta-tears rolling down my cheeks. THAT was an honorable tribute to Disney.

  • @mariak5096
    @mariak5096 5 месяцев назад +90

    The one person being angry that Meet the Robinsons was left out of the end credits is so real. That made me mad too.

  • @jojorose648
    @jojorose648 5 месяцев назад +338

    This movie went in the chicken little route by scrapping a lot of the original concepts for the movie in order to do what they thought general audiences would want. Like how chicken little was a girl with both parents learning to overcome her fears.

    • @dr.elementalist
      @dr.elementalist 5 месяцев назад +16

      Wait, really?

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 5 месяцев назад +9

      That was a thing!???

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 5 месяцев назад +28

      And instead we got Buck Cluck

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 месяцев назад

      @@deen7530and aliens

    • @thecrazybee1907
      @thecrazybee1907 5 месяцев назад +24

      Disney try to not make a character with 1 or both parents missing(potentially dead) challenge(impossible)

  • @KaeMcSpadden
    @KaeMcSpadden 5 месяцев назад +262

    Also where are the bad wishes? What if someone wishes for something terrible to happen and Asha saw one of those bad wishes and was like “OHHHHH!!!! The king has a valid reason not to grant some wishes!”

    • @empeanutson
      @empeanutson 5 месяцев назад +44

      Right?! That's been the thing that's been bugging me about the debate on if Asha or Magifico were right. Their points really don't matter within the movie because Rosas is just a generic utopia, and the city seems practically the same whether or not the people's wishes are granted

    • @Alex-mh5mu
      @Alex-mh5mu 5 месяцев назад +35

      why did they frame him like this when he's literally right?! just make him the hero why is that so hard Disney.

    • @elsinaattheworkshop
      @elsinaattheworkshop 5 месяцев назад +35

      Magnifico's logic: "Lets not grant potentially harmful wishes and let them forget so they don't try to carry it out themselves"
      Asha's logic: "Let's grant their wishes and only stop them if it's dangerous, you know instead of preventing it in the first palce"

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 5 месяцев назад +27

      There should absolutely have been bad wishes present for Asha to stumble upon. Granted that "bad" can occasionally be subjective- like wishing for oneself to never feel pain may not seem too bad to the person who wished it but might cause future problems- but you can't tell me no one in Rosas has ever had bad thoughts, enough to make it into wishes. Not a single person in Rosas wishing to be with someone against their will? Wanting to be the ONLY person good at something? Maybe a little bit of narcissistic greed? C'mon now. You wouldn't JUST move to Rosas to try and get pure-hearted wishes granted; you go to Rosas because you want a wish you never can or never wish to fulfill yourself. Trying to push the agenda that only VERY specific people have bad and selfish wishes is one of many bad messages this movie has.

    • @Alex-mh5mu
      @Alex-mh5mu 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@eaglefan2569 I hope this was done on purpose to show kids in a sequel what it means to take down a country because you think you know everything. And teach Asha what it means to stumble upon REAL bad people.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 5 месяцев назад +296

    1:32 When I saw the Queen talk to Magnifico for the first time, right after we saw him do a bit of alchemy, I pointed at the screen and yelled "LOVE POTION! She's been fed a LOVE POTION!" Still a bit annoyed they didn't go with that.

    • @peonylarkspur645
      @peonylarkspur645 5 месяцев назад +88

      Literally everyone has come up with a better idea for this movie than the actual filmmakers

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 5 месяцев назад +68

      i heard that there were plans for the queen to also be evil rather than just an enabler, and honestly that would have been so much cooler. we could have had a disney villain power couple?? we were robbed tbh

    • @Alex-mh5mu
      @Alex-mh5mu 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@jasperjazzie I'm glad they scrapped the villain couple, just have Amaya kiss him already

    • @taco_captain5139
      @taco_captain5139 4 месяца назад +1

      for a bit I thought that Magnifico was going to be saved by Amaya with true love's kiss. imagine if they had a villain be saved that way instead of the hero

  • @bananajewell8846
    @bananajewell8846 5 месяцев назад +96

    - Disney releases mediocre film for 100th anniversary in 2023
    - Mickey Mouse (Steamboat Willie) enters public domain in 2024
    Feels almost poetic

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 месяцев назад +11

      I was enjoying their downfall LOL I heard Inside Out 2 really brought them back up tho (at least Inside Out 2 was more enjoyable tho)

    • @pinksoft39
      @pinksoft39 5 месяцев назад +12

      I love Mickey Mouse but i hate Disney like im glad a part of Mickey is free from that ugly company, i hope that he finds a place where his true potential is explored like what Epic Mickey did

    • @Girl-SuS-3000
      @Girl-SuS-3000 12 дней назад +1

      @Pinksoft39 Yeah a lot of people consider Mickey Mouse is Disney but to me Mickey mouse is a character that wants to be free and truly happy and I imagined Mickey being so joyful of finally able to be free but just to find out that steamboat willie is only to be free and not him.
      And I imagine Mickey try to find a way to get his Keyblade back from Kingdom hearts and the Magic-Brush from epic Mickey to stop the Disney empire from taking over the world.
      And the Disney empire losing its reputation and magic that's probably the Mickey and his friends rebelling and winning.

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish 5 месяцев назад +344

    Wish may been bad, but..at least it granted a wish to artists, storytellers, music writers and many more inspired by its concepts, like we been ✨ROBBED✨

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 5 месяцев назад +3

      How do you KNOW those concepts would have worked better? It's a moot point, because they aren't in the final product!

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@gamestation2690 Yeah but thats why fanfics are a thing!
      Lets see what occurs with them!

    • @thoughtsofaleo2916
      @thoughtsofaleo2916 5 месяцев назад +1

      I just wish the animators and writers who proposed those concepts had gotten their wish to have them in a film :/

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 5 месяцев назад

      @@thoughtsofaleo2916 Maybe they were cut for a good reason.

    • @astoria4ever
      @astoria4ever День назад

      @@gamestation2690 ​ and do you the think the final product is any better?

  • @cmrobbins88
    @cmrobbins88 5 месяцев назад +78

    This was the same animation studio that was ballsy enough to make something as dark as the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @singer2be256
    @singer2be256 3 месяца назад +17

    A lot of people don't know that the real cause of Walt Disney's death was someone time traveling to 1966 and showing him Wish

    • @nova-witchwood
      @nova-witchwood 2 часа назад

      💀
      He probably would be fine seeing the whole lineup of films, but just Wish? I’d die too in that situation, imagining this is what comes from my life.

  • @Bd-qs5bn
    @Bd-qs5bn 5 месяцев назад +393

    ok prediction: one of the reviews will be something like "I WISH this was a GOOD movie BAHAHA"

    • @yoshicrafter7608
      @yoshicrafter7608 5 месяцев назад +29

      YOU WERE RIGHT💀

    • @伏見猿比古-k8c
      @伏見猿比古-k8c 5 месяцев назад +9

      ✨️Wish granted✨️
      Wish review: This was a good movie 🙂

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @isofaux7570
      @isofaux7570 5 месяцев назад +7

      statler and waldorf watching the movie

    • @maglev0789
      @maglev0789 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@isofaux7570 Either that or Mystery Science Theater 3000 would be quality content

  • @Mayoooooooooooooo
    @Mayoooooooooooooo 5 месяцев назад +340

    No joke, I just asked chat gpt to write me a Disney villain song with this prompt exactly "can you write me a song sung by a classic egotistical Disney villain who feels underapreciated?" it was called the glory I deserve. I read that and then put myself through the hell of reading the lyrics for "this is the thanks I get" and I kid you not, chat gpt's version was *better*

    • @distorteddivine3638
      @distorteddivine3638 5 месяцев назад +103

      The title alone sounds better. The Glory I Deserve sounds like the title to a song Jafar or Scar would sing.

    • @Shinyhuntersilv
      @Shinyhuntersilv 5 месяцев назад +59

      The glory I deserve is absolutely a better title. Kinda makes me think of a person who wants the fame and fortune of being a hero but slowly descends into a darker path is their search for glory.

    • @rdxdd
      @rdxdd 5 месяцев назад +21

      Surely tell us the lyrics

    • @Mayoooooooooooooo
      @Mayoooooooooooooo 5 месяцев назад

      @@rdxdd of course. This is copy pasted directly from the chat
      (Verse 1)
      In the shadows I’ve been dwelling,
      While those fools steal all the praise,
      I’m the mastermind, the genius,
      But they give me no displays.
      They laugh and cheer for heroes,
      While my brilliance goes unseen,
      I’m the one who pulls the strings here,
      Yet they treat me so obscene.
      (Chorus)
      Oh, the glory I deserve,
      Is a crown and throne of gold,
      For my cunning and my vision,
      In the stories yet untold.
      They'll see the truth, they'll see the light,
      When I rise above the fray,
      For the glory I deserve,
      I will seize it all today.
      (Verse 2)
      In the darkness, I have plotted,
      Every scheme so grand and bold,
      But they only see the surface,
      Of the tales that I unfold.
      Their applause is misdirected,
      To the ones who play it safe,
      I’m the architect of chaos,
      And the world I’ll soon reshape.
      (Chorus)
      Oh, the glory I deserve,
      Is a crown and throne of gold,
      For my cunning and my vision,
      In the stories yet untold.
      They'll see the truth, they'll see the light,
      When I rise above the fray,
      For the glory I deserve,
      I will seize it all today.
      (Bridge)
      When the curtains fall, and they see it all,
      They’ll bow to my command,
      For the puppet master’s victory,
      Is a fate they’ll understand.
      (Chorus)
      Oh, the glory I deserve,
      Is a crown and throne of gold,
      For my cunning and my vision,
      In the stories yet untold.
      They'll see the truth, they'll see the light,
      When I rise above the fray,
      For the glory I deserve,
      I will seize it all today.
      (Outro)
      Yes, the glory I deserve,
      In the end, it will be mine,
      For the world will see my brilliance,
      And they'll know I am divine.

    • @ezeedubweezy7740
      @ezeedubweezy7740 5 месяцев назад +22

      BRO TELL US THE LYRICS PLEASE 🙏 🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭

  • @TheArtzyAnimal
    @TheArtzyAnimal 5 месяцев назад +371

    Wish’s cgi was bought from wish

  • @benjaminjara7312
    @benjaminjara7312 5 месяцев назад +117

    I remember when this movie released, a lot of fan content was made, NOT for the actual movie, but for fans fixing Disney's blunder, and all I thought was:
    "Huh, so we're just doing High Guardian Spice all over again"

    • @o0Scarrow0o
      @o0Scarrow0o 5 месяцев назад +26

      Even then you could argue that high guardian had at least two or three somewhat likable and memorable characters

    • @karathewolfsfanficchannel933
      @karathewolfsfanficchannel933 6 дней назад +1

      @@o0Scarrow0othey really did the Carroway office scene but took out the trans 💀

    • @clione_16
      @clione_16 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@o0Scarrow0oslimeboy is still my favorite character for years. I love his discord mic voice

  • @JG-pt3xe
    @JG-pt3xe 5 месяцев назад +125

    "I let you live here for free and I don't even charge you rent" still pisses me off. Like, you do know that not charging rent and living for free mean the same thing right?

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 5 месяцев назад +4

      Take a breather for a second on that one, because it's the _attitude of entitlement_ that's reinforced upon the repetition of the concept.
      The _superiority complex_ is the point. That he feels _deserving_ of collecting something from them, even for while and why he _doesn't_ overtly demand something from them that society and the law would _otherwise see him in the _*_right_*_ for having had done,_ and that _he himself likely _*_could_*_ do without significant repercussions._

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean there's other expenses for living in a place besides rent/mortgage/property tax.
      Utilities, food and other consumables, maintenance, and insurance, just to name a few.
      I agree It's a bit odd to phrase it that way, but, it's not nonsensical

    • @JG-pt3xe
      @JG-pt3xe 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 Yeah, if the lyric was something along the lines of "I let you live here with me, and I don't charge you for anything, not even rent." I would have made more sense.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@a-s-greig
      Big old bag of cope. You thought about these lyrics more than the AI I mean “the people” who wrote them

    • @themememaster6775
      @themememaster6775 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Werewolf.with.Internet.AccessIt’s not AI, it’s just that the song writer was given a RIDICULOUS short amount of time to come up with lyrics.

  • @fandoe
    @fandoe 2 месяца назад +7

    "i hate when adults watch movies made for kids and complain :("
    this has always rubbed me the wrong way, but now more than ever with the reveal of the Minecraft movie trailer and how terrible it looks. like, dude, i don't know how to explain to you that... kids aren't stupid. they're just new to life and their brains are literally still forming in their heads. and they DESERVE good films with good music and lovingly thought-out plots and astounding visuals that aren't just made to dazzle them to oblivion! they deserve to learn from movies and have fun watching them and derive enjoyment from them just as much as any adult does!

  • @Joey7Z7Horror
    @Joey7Z7Horror 5 месяцев назад +27

    9:00 this is one of the best reviews here tbh. Not just because this person has a point but also because it has that extra insulting edge to Disney saying “We don’t give a shit about seeing a character from Strange World on here.” and how they could’ve added Meet the Robinsons

  • @M0th_S3nt1n3L
    @M0th_S3nt1n3L 9 дней назад +7

    5:19 that escalated quickly

  • @mushlii
    @mushlii 5 месяцев назад +43

    I’m a king Magnifico defender, he genuinely had a point with the whole “wishes can be dangerous” thing because a lot of people sadly aren’t good people. Not to mention the movie forgot that this dude was literally a victim whose entire nation was destroyed because of bad people when he was younger. He wasn’t evil, he was doing this to protect them. The movie did a real bad job with his character because one minute he is a genuinely good guy then he becomes a prick way before he gets ahold of the book. And he seemed to genuinely care about wishes and keeping peace so why all of the sudden “oh it’s a lie I’m actually selfish muahaha”. It’s like they couldn’t pick a side, either make the dude a villain or not Disney. Also I actually liked Chris Pines acting in this, there were points in the movie he sounded like an actual man losing his sanity and that was one of the few things I liked about the movie. Other than that it just made me so upset how they absolutely destroyed an amazing concept. I would have loved if they made both Magnifico and the queen a purely evil couple who just wanted magic and power. If they made him a misunderstood character who wasn’t the villain but made out to be I think it would have been awesome if after he started going insane with his magic his wife and to give him true loves kiss to save him. A switch in the kissing the princess to save her trope would have been adorable but nope. Disney fumbled hard, I’m really hoping they see the hate they got and decide to remake the movie because a concept like they had before should not go unused.

  • @SnagTheRabbit
    @SnagTheRabbit 4 месяца назад +14

    "I hate when adults watch movies for kid's and complain!"
    First off, Disney has always made FAMILY movies, not kid's movies. The whole point of their company was high quality animated films the WHOLE FAMILY can enjoy, not just the kids. Second off, just cause it's a "kid's movie" doesn't mean it's allowed to be terrible. Especially not with the values Wish teaches, which the lesson at the end of Wish is literally "have no self control and always indulge in your wishes and never think twice if they're bad or not." Then the one dude who was helping people control their desires gets locked away. What a healthy, totally not self destructive message to send kids! 👍

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 5 месяцев назад +161

    10:10 kids deserve better. And we, the kids who never grew up, deserve better too

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 месяцев назад +17

      Agreed! I was never a Disney kid, but I'm one of those "adults who never grew up" because I do like childish things, I just never cared for Disney that much, other than going through a Frozen phase when I was like 11-12

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 4 месяца назад +7

      As a kid who will become an adult in a few years, I can confirm that this is trash and could convince an innocent grandma into thinking this was some attempt at a disney clone by elsagate

    • @Acacius1992
      @Acacius1992 4 дня назад

      I've luckily grew up....
      My parents threated me like a dumb incompetent child my whole life so i dont want to have to do anything with childish things anymore

    • @petergriffin1331
      @petergriffin1331 4 дня назад

      I mean,peter pan would execute you for growing up...if you read the book

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад +100

    I’m honestly tempted to watch Wish and see if it’s as bad as people keep saying it is, but the last time I watched something to see if it was as bad as people kept saying it was, I subjected my family to a movie so overwhelmingly bad that they STILL won’t tell me the Netflix password.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 5 месяцев назад +10

      Oh man what was it

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад +19

      @deen7530 It was The Kissing Booth.

    • @flakky55
      @flakky55 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@tsifirakiehl4250 oh JESUS CHRIST- i havent seen it but ChadChad did such a good job of showing how awful it was that I felt like I had watched it myself

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 5 месяцев назад

      @@tsifirakiehl4250 Oh no lmao

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@flakky55 Same, except for me it was Danny Gonzalez

  • @verycoolperson46
    @verycoolperson46 5 месяцев назад +31

    “Man I wish Disney made a actual villain again, we haven’t had one since Tamatoa”
    *Monkey’s Paw curls*

  • @lucasmatthiessen1570
    @lucasmatthiessen1570 5 месяцев назад +39

    I’ve always thought that Asha and Magnifico should switch places. Asha is the Princess of Rosas and her father’s the one who grants wishes. Magnifico is the poor citizen who couldn’t get his wish granted (his wish was to be loved and praised). So he wishes upon a star and that star is Amaya. He then starts to steal wishes and giving them away for free. Not realizing what he is doing is wrong. But it’s not like he cares. He just cares about the fame. This would make, “And This Is The Thanks I Get?” A better villain song.
    Also, Magnifico took over the castle. Sends Asha’s father to prison. And Asha ran away to her friend Dalia’s house. After hiding there for a long time, Asha wishes upon another star to help her. That being Starboy.

    • @xSkiTtle_x0311
      @xSkiTtle_x0311 5 месяцев назад +7

      THIS. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. Congratulations, you're rewrite is my favorite form now on.

    • @Youaveragecountryhumansfan
      @Youaveragecountryhumansfan 5 месяцев назад +7

      I want to write this fanfic but I’m worried I’d screw it up.
      Actually, you know what? It can’t be worse than the actual movie.

  • @stuffie5175
    @stuffie5175 5 месяцев назад +107

    0:56 WE COULD’VE HAD REPRESENTATION FOR MUTE PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Edit: Changed Deaf to mute because I think it’s only google that believes being deaf and being mute are the same

    • @audhd_incarnate8001
      @audhd_incarnate8001 5 месяцев назад +28

      Disney: I'll kidnap a thousand [disabled characters from the drawing board] before I let this company die!

    • @cheyblake2475
      @cheyblake2475 5 месяцев назад +9

      I think he was supposed to be mute

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 4 месяца назад

      @@cheyblake2475Sometimes deaf people are mute, but other times people are mute because damages
      Please tell me if you find a source that tells how someone can be mute without an injury or going deaf, I’m a desperate roleplayer who needs more inspiration

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 6 дней назад +1

      Was he deaf or mute?

  • @oldfashionedboots2774
    @oldfashionedboots2774 5 месяцев назад +32

    We waited 100 years for lyrics like
    “Watch out world here I are” 😭😭😭

    • @Youaveragecountryhumansfan
      @Youaveragecountryhumansfan 5 месяцев назад +1

      Here we are was *right there*

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 5 месяцев назад +1

      Who the hell has been around for 100 years

    • @moldytoiletpaper
      @moldytoiletpaper 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Cubeytheawesome old people who the doctors wouldn't let go despite them wanting to die

  • @Aveture
    @Aveture 5 месяцев назад +53

    Wish is like the La Croix of disney movies. You watch it and you get the sensation of a good plot being thought up in the shower but the details had become clumsy and hazy by the time it was committed to paper.

  • @zapdog_
    @zapdog_ Месяц назад +5

    Walt Disney is spinning so fast that his ashes are compressing into diamonds from the centrifugal force.

  • @Blind_Eye046
    @Blind_Eye046 5 месяцев назад +64

    My ass was DYING when I was like "WAIT WHY IS HE KINDA..." I'm glad to see I'm not alone, and that some people have equally as low standards.

    • @LunaSotomonte
      @LunaSotomonte 5 месяцев назад +2

      SAME LMFAOOOO

    • @DrawciaGleam02
      @DrawciaGleam02 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm glad another person said the king was a tumblr sexyman.....
      I thought so when I first saw the character but didn't want to cause drama.

    • @elsinaattheworkshop
      @elsinaattheworkshop 5 месяцев назад +10

      Half the comments are just ppl simping for magnifico😭
      He's not low standard tho

    • @cheyblake2475
      @cheyblake2475 5 месяцев назад

      What is a tumblr sexy man anyways?

    • @Ray_Cathode
      @Ray_Cathode 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah I thought that too whenever I saw the teaser but then I actually watched the movie and was like.... yeah thats the guy. The wolf guy from puss in boots is better

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku 5 месяцев назад +18

    On the topic of Asha's "adorkable quirkiness", Characters like Rapunzel Anna and Mirabel actually had reasons behind that kind of personality
    Rapunzel
    -Was virtually completely isolated from the outside world with her only form of human interaction being her mentally abusive kidnapper/"adoptive mother"
    Anna
    -Both of her parents died in a tragic accident when she was a child and her only other living family member that she knew Isolated herself from her/refused to interact with her
    Mirabel
    -Powerless black sheep Born into a super magical family resulting in Middle child syndrome on a wider familial scale
    Asha
    -Creators thought it would make her more appealing and relatable I guess?

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 месяцев назад +4

      Exactly! You doi have good points, I wouldn't exactly call Rapunzel quirky, but she's got a cute personality. However, Asha is a teen and we can't make teen characters like the "sit still, look pretty" princesses from the old movies like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty. And they didn't want Asha to be a tough tomboy like Merida and Moana, so they were kind of running out of ideas?

    • @trashotaku
      @trashotaku 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jocelynecupcake I honestly really wish (pun intended) that they gave Asha a blunt, no-nonsense personality because we’ve never really seen that in any of the princesses before

  • @impishrebel5969
    @impishrebel5969 5 месяцев назад +61

    That last review that said "I hate when adults watch movies for kids and complain."
    Bruh, Disney himself said his movies were for *e v e r y o n e*

  • @averilsworld
    @averilsworld 5 месяцев назад +79

    i actually had no idea that wish was released for disney’s 100th anniversary, i guess the movie
    shows how far disney has fallen from glory!

    • @pinksoft39
      @pinksoft39 5 месяцев назад +1

      As a Oswald the lucky rabbit fan im so pissed! Im still salty about the fact that Disney is just giving Oswald crumbs but not giving him the spotlight in the 100th anniversary?! Like cmon! He deserves it!!!

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 5 месяцев назад +49

    They confirmed the song started as a love song and retooled it when there was no longer a love interest

    • @amandamakin1542
      @amandamakin1542 5 месяцев назад +8

      That's actually sad :,(

    • @alyssabullock6421
      @alyssabullock6421 5 месяцев назад +2

      "At All Costs" is definitely the best song from the movie, and I much prefer the demo version that uses "Love" instead of "Promise".
      It's a big shame that one of Disney's most romantic, beautiful musical numbers got wasted on this garbage ):

    • @theadaptationstationmaster
      @theadaptationstationmaster 4 месяца назад

      It's just so weird! LOL

  • @sejianimates1735
    @sejianimates1735 5 месяцев назад +160

    i WISH this movie was good

  • @delia1902
    @delia1902 5 месяцев назад +126

    i miss you starboy

  • @Aderon
    @Aderon 5 месяцев назад +135

    "Have you heard anything people have been saying about Wish?"
    "People are talking about Wish?!"
    That on person at 9:50 talks crap about adults talking about children's shows as if the people talking crap about this movie aren't disappointed that Wish came out of a studio that had otherwise enchanted them since they were kids themselves.
    If Disney movies were the suite of the most delectable deserts ranging from tiramisu to Tres Leche cake, Chocolate mousse to Crème Brule, Lemon tarts to Apple Crumble, Wish would be a dry fruitcake that your weird uncle got offended over when the rest of the family didn't enjoy it at Christmas dinner.

    • @badoomching
      @badoomching 5 месяцев назад +12

      Was looking for someone talking about that person, like good for them for enjoying it but there's a reason people hate it, it's meant to be such an important movie but isn't even on the same level as Beauty & The Beast, The Little Mermaid, Snow White, etc

  • @Hurtle885hu8bu
    @Hurtle885hu8bu 5 месяцев назад +19

    “Give everyone everything they want!”
    “No.”
    “Then you’re evil!”
    That’s the plot, btw

  • @tunatunaatuna5303
    @tunatunaatuna5303 5 месяцев назад +49

    that intro had me thinking this was fiction until i realized this was the real world and this flop actually happened

  • @Jest.R
    @Jest.R 5 месяцев назад +28

    Imagine being immortal and being around since the start of Disney, you wait 100 years for their anniversary release… and get Wish.

  • @applejayz1987
    @applejayz1987 5 месяцев назад +9

    "The songs are so good!"
    *ahem*
    - here I are

  • @Chaki21
    @Chaki21 5 месяцев назад +54

    9:22 they also forgot most package films, Black Cauldron and Rescuers... BUT THEY GOT CHICKEN LITTLE AND DINOSAUR, WOOHOO

    • @amandamakin1542
      @amandamakin1542 5 месяцев назад +5

      Ugh, they HAD to remind us that Chicken Little exists...

    • @SaraHouck461
      @SaraHouck461 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@amandamakin1542Speaking of which, my personal theory on the scathing hate against Wish is that it has mostly stemmed from millennials who easily see the hand-drawn medium through rose-colored glasses and often associate that particular medium with the ones they grew up with, which are most notably the Disney classics, the Disney Renaissance, and the 80s Don Bluth films. That particular generation must’ve been what most of Princess and the Frog’s revenue was presumably garnered from.

    • @Chaki21
      @Chaki21 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@SaraHouck461 kinda, most people agree that most pre-renaissance movies kind of sucked for most, so it's not really 2d = good but 3d = bad, but it's also the fact this movie was hypes up has an homage to those renaissance movies.
      At least Princess and the frog had the charm of a renaissance movie, à great villain, good music, Lively world

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why did they remember dinosaur? The whole “film” was just WALKING

    • @SaraHouck461
      @SaraHouck461 5 месяцев назад

      @Chaki21 Apparently the suits at Disney were under the impression that having the word "princess" in the title made it seem like it was for a female audience, which was the same for the 2011 Winnie-the-Pooh in which they thought it was for a preschool audience, hence the reason why their Rapunzel and Snow Queen adaptations are now under the Tangled and Frozen monikers respectively, the latter of which became their feature animation division's first juggernaut of a success since The Lion King.

  • @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan
    @LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan 5 месяцев назад +94

    5:22
    Absolute DEPRAVED DOG behaviour

    • @starcomet8312
      @starcomet8312 5 месяцев назад +8

      And i applaud them

    • @kittymelody-9
      @kittymelody-9 5 месяцев назад +5

      “Other” people who think the same towards a “certain” character from a “certain” “other” tv show: 😮
      (Fixed spelling)

    • @karathewolfsfanficchannel933
      @karathewolfsfanficchannel933 3 месяца назад +4

      I get thinking a character is hot but bro is THIRSTING over cartoon Chris Pine 💀

  • @keegandaurity304
    @keegandaurity304 5 месяцев назад +38

    You know when a rapper makes the best sample you’ve ever heard, posts it on social media as a teaser for their new song, and then completely changes and ruins the sample when the song actually releases?
    Yeah, that’s about how I’d describe this movie

  • @theb0lter.13
    @theb0lter.13 5 месяцев назад +38

    I waited 100 years for this and this is the thanks i get??

  • @RmationYT
    @RmationYT 5 месяцев назад +50

    2:45 sofia the first episodes at least cared about having a plot

  • @Biolumi_the_guy
    @Biolumi_the_guy 5 месяцев назад +70

    1: Disney probably has an ip that tells what this movie was trying to say way better
    2: The writers of this movie were either on drugs or using ai and every day it feels more like the latter
    3: i'm suprised joey hasnt done lalaloopsy movie reviews yet, considering she's done multiple other girl-orientated media

    • @thegothbunny
      @thegothbunny 5 месяцев назад +7

      I agree with you! But I also wanna mention two things for more context:
      About 1: yep, plenty of them actually touch some of the themes way better (and they're more than 1 bc they went and made Wish's message be ambiguous and vague af, another writing fail). The 2 who touch the most similar thematics are Enchanted and Princess and the Frog, both also have a Cynical vs Idealistic debate in the main characters, just like Wish does (difference being again that Wish does it terribly, painting idealism as the ONLY right point of view and cynicism as a mindset only _e v i l_ people have)
      In regards of 2: to be fair, the writers did have great ideas, and had already written most, if not the entire movie, before executive meddling did what it usually does and threw everything to the trash at last minute, forcing writers to create an entirely new story that followed all their unreasonable demands within an even shorter deadline. Same happened with the songs, there's been pop artists writing for Disney movies before, and they were never bad at it, not at all, much less THIS bad. To be fair to Julia Michaels, she was given extremely little time (iirc, 2 weeks) and little to no info about the movie's plot, themes, elements, characters, or anything, all of the songs were released almost exactly as they were in their rough draft/prototype versions, which in any normal production is an absolute no-no.
      All in all, it seems Disney set themselves up for failure. At this rate, I would 100% believe if someone told me the executives over there have some sort of money/prestige-losing fetish or something, what with how jolly they act about making absolute garbage that they already know won't get them much fans adoration nor money all the time.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 месяцев назад

      And by drugs they were probably on pixie dust, the bad kind

    • @somerandomcube
      @somerandomcube 5 месяцев назад

      Dude
      Hearing someone say lalaloopsy again just gave me whiplash
      I forgot all about it but i was obsessed with it as a kid

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 6 дней назад

      Honestly the writers should be on drugs to cope. Imagine you basically finish a movie script and then your boss comes in JUST to fuck everything up

  • @Mouse2017
    @Mouse2017 5 месяцев назад +24

    I think people forget is that Wish wasn't marketed as a Kids Movie it was marketed as a movie for everyone. Therefore it should have a decent ass plot that everyone should enjoy (or at the very least the average joe should enjoy). If they wanted to make a purely kids movie they could have done that but they made the mistake of advertising it to everyone therefore it got criticism as such, animation is not a genre it's a method of delivery and disney did not deliver

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 5 месяцев назад +12

      People don't understand the difference between a "Kids movie" (usually aimed at toddlers to 6 year olds) and a "family movie" which is what Disney makes. Family movies are supposed to work for all ages.

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 5 месяцев назад +2

      I feel like they marketed more towards the Disney adults who were obsessed with the old movies they watched a s a kid and still don't realize what's wrong with some of them

  • @takatathien
    @takatathien 5 месяцев назад +9

    If they have kept Star Boy, they can do a plot twist that Magnifico is actually the Queen’s wish aka. Star Man. He may have been twisted because one of the Queen’s wishes, for example.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 месяцев назад +13

    4:12 OK that review is *incredible.* "Be careful what you wish for."

  • @TermiteNation
    @TermiteNation 3 месяца назад +4

    "I hate when adults complain about kids movies!" And the movie was literally designed to be nostalgia bait

    • @marcusmining5505
      @marcusmining5505 Месяц назад +1

      What makes this phrase more tragic is that Walt never intended his movies to be just for kids.

  • @isavenewspapers8890
    @isavenewspapers8890 5 месяцев назад +34

    0:36 Wise words from the wonderful Emoji Movie Channel.

  • @soniathesmolfox5560
    @soniathesmolfox5560 5 месяцев назад +49

    #JusticeforStarboy

  • @UJEvans
    @UJEvans 5 месяцев назад +58

    Have you ever wondered why you look up at the sky?
    You make your wish and suddenly it's ....
    A really wordy song!
    It's a wordy song! A song you wouldn't think is Disney. A song that just sounds wrong. A song that makes you wish you had no kidneys.
    Wait, no. This has too much proper rhythm

  • @SpicaStudios6427
    @SpicaStudios6427 5 месяцев назад +14

    7:12 you know what? This review makes me realize that everyone’s faces kinda look like the kahoot animals, and those make me cover their eyes every time I play.

  • @Queenfairy7129
    @Queenfairy7129 5 месяцев назад +18

    I need more wish comment ratings that only talk about how hot king magnifico is lol

    • @thegothbunny
      @thegothbunny 5 месяцев назад +3

      Same tbh

    • @elsinaattheworkshop
      @elsinaattheworkshop 5 месяцев назад +7

      He's fine af and also intelligent, his wife couldn't even see that. He deserved a better woman.

  • @Stratelier
    @Stratelier 5 месяцев назад +9

    "Puss in Boots had the last wish ... and the last laugh"
    Savage!

  • @Lion-236
    @Lion-236 5 месяцев назад +25

    Now that everyone knows that we could’ve had Starboy with an amazing romance with Asha and a Disney villain couple, which would’ve been King magnifico and his wife that would’ve been the best story in forever, and Starboy would’ve been loved by all needless to say everyone’s disappointed (edited to make more sense) the CONCEPT WAS BETTER 😭😭😭

  • @soniathesmolfox5560
    @soniathesmolfox5560 5 месяцев назад +79

    Walt Disney is shaking in his grave

    • @patheticplague9359
      @patheticplague9359 5 месяцев назад +23

      Walt disney is shaking in his cryochamber.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 месяца назад +1

      Tbf he would've started shaking when the princess and the frog came out

  • @catbugtf
    @catbugtf 5 месяцев назад +15

    9:50 why do people use "its just a kids film/show/whatever" to defend bad kids media when if anything it should be held up to a higher standard than all other media

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 дня назад

      Because adults shouldn’t care about kids media. Simply don’t watch it. That would be like me (a guy) watching one of the old Barbie movies and saying it’s too girly

    • @idontevenknow7017
      @idontevenknow7017 2 дня назад

      ​@@goldenfiberwheat238 I assume you blatantly ignored all the valid adult criticisms of this movie to make this comment, so let me tell you straight up:
      1. Films targeted towards younger audiences still need to be GOOD. If even the target audience doesn't like the product, it's shit, and you know it.
      2. Your comparison was the worst one I've seen this week. A Barbie movie being "too girly" is not a valid critique, as that's been Barbie's status quo since its creation. A movie having terribly written plot, songs, useless cameos, and poor character qualites, IS in fact a vessel for overwhelming (and quite frankly deserved) negativity.
      3. Disney fans come in all shapes and sizes, (fun fact!! 🤯) so expecting the target audience for a film dedicated to the 100th anniversary of its company is downright roach behavior. My grandparents adore Disney with all their hearts and it would devastate them to see what Mickey and pals have come to these past few years.
      4. This movie heightened expectations and set a bar it couldn't even reach before its premiere. There is absolutely no excuse something so special should be this badly constructed as a whole. As I've stated, Disney is a FAMILY brand, (or was) and needs to be kept at such standards. The reason why shows such as Blaze and the Monster Machines or Scooby-Doo are so beloved is because their audience isn't specifically kids. They teach valuable lessons that can be used by everyone, from the average toddler, to the wise old elderly man. Lessons of compassion, friendship, loving thy neighbor, etc. They're also just outright enjoyable from any standpoint, because they're not POORLY WRITTEN. Batman is a character enjoyed by kids; does that mean adults can't enjoy his on-screen escapades, or does your logic only apply when someone criticizes a big corporation?
      6. Everyone was a kid at some point. I thought this was obvious, but I digress.
      TL;DR: The "it's not for you, it's for kids" argument is shitty and slanders the people who want a decent product, for both themselves and their children. It's a dumbed-down way to say that kids don't deserve a quality product and insults their perceived intelligence.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 День назад

      @ your argument about me having a problem with criticizing big corporations doesn’t make sense. All big corporations should be dissolved and Luigi is a hero. Also you do realize Batman is owned by a large corporation as well right? And yeah I personally think 60s Batman is campy garbage so I just don’t watch it. Because it’s not for me. Anyway, kids media does not have to be good. It’s just meant to get kids to shut up on long car/plane rides or at daycare or whatever

    • @idontevenknow7017
      @idontevenknow7017 День назад

      @goldenfiberwheat238 And what happens when the entertainment isn't good? They'll get bored, and your little babysitting plan because you refuse to parent will dissolve like Alka-Seltzer. You not only diverted from the main argument to deflect a good response to my argument, but have no clue what you're rambling about.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 День назад

      @ well I’ve never done baby sitting and I’m not a parent, so it shouldn’t surprise you that I don’t know what I’m talking about. I still think it’s dumb to get upset about something that isn’t even for you anyway

  • @gav1233
    @gav1233 5 месяцев назад +3

    "A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children isn't a good children's story at all."
    -C.S. Lewis

  • @robertfaulkkner5508
    @robertfaulkkner5508 5 месяцев назад +9

    A new Tonka Joey video?
    Watch out world, here I are.

  • @Azzameen99AZ
    @Azzameen99AZ 2 месяца назад +3

    "I already forgot everything that happened"
    Boy, I sure hope they didn't blank out the fact that they were going to the cinema.
    Otherwise, they're going to be terribly confused why their wallet is missing a bunch of money.

  • @bunny-9201
    @bunny-9201 5 месяцев назад +15

    Honestly, I liked the movie
    Not because is good, but because it reminded me of the fanfics I wrote when I was 11 years old
    Maybe I just now realized that I compared Disney screenwriters to 11 year olds on AO3

  • @UltimateDespairado
    @UltimateDespairado 5 месяцев назад +29

    The plot to this movie is basically Paper Mario
    Paper Mario: An evil king (Bowser) has taken over everyone’s wishes. So (Mario) encounters a star kid. And several friends along the way help with (Mario) to stop the king.
    Wish: An evil king (the Chris Pine character) has taken over everyone’s wishes. So (Asha) encounters a star kid. And several friends along the way help with (Asha) to stop the king.

    • @whitewolf1310
      @whitewolf1310 5 месяцев назад +20

      The big difference though is that in Paper Mario, the Star Spirits clearly state that they sometimes get some horrible and selfish wishes that are never granted for obvious reasons, and that's why Bowser stole the Star Rod because he was angry that his wishes to kill Mario and his wishes to make Princess Peach love him were being ungranted. But in Wish, the movie's lesson is "everyone deserves to have their wishes granted!"

    • @Cycloon16
      @Cycloon16 5 месяцев назад +6

      They are also very paper thin

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 4 месяца назад +1

      crazy that a game about _literal_ paper-thin characters STILL managed to do the plot better more than 20 years prior.

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 5 месяцев назад +9

    6:49 I guess this is another example of why not all wishes should be granted. They wanted to make a reference, but it was to the movie's detriment.

  • @shunkaidou69
    @shunkaidou69 3 месяца назад +4

    Why do all of their clothes look like the bland printed on clothes you'd find on a NPC

  • @juliawidmaier5334
    @juliawidmaier5334 5 месяцев назад +8

    I haven't even seen this movie but after hearing the concepts/ideas they tossed out and then finding out what the ACTUAL plot is I'm so disappointed in Disney. They clearly have talented people with original ideas working for them yet they cannot seem to let them just do their thing and take worthwhile risks. Disney is an empire at this point and I want more competition and for smaller studios to thrive but I do hope Disney can learn from this or at least acknowledge what people are saying. They're gonna lose more and more people if they keep this up.

  • @Ghostmnm
    @Ghostmnm 4 дня назад +1

    5:43 the free pass is because of Olaf’s recap and the Salamander, that’s it

  • @伏見猿比古-k8c
    @伏見猿比古-k8c 5 месяцев назад +14

    A fitting name, because it look's exactly like something you would get off wish.

    • @DrawciaGleam02
      @DrawciaGleam02 5 месяцев назад +2

      I always love these types of jokes with this movie. 😊

  • @ruddigers_paws
    @ruddigers_paws 5 месяцев назад +77

    imo dude disney would've made so much more money if they just turned vat7k into a show

    • @ItzMuffinzz
      @ItzMuffinzz 5 месяцев назад +2

      REAL

    • @b1tt3rsweet_16_sudd3nly
      @b1tt3rsweet_16_sudd3nly 5 месяцев назад +1

      FR but they wldve probably made varian and Hugo long lost siblings or something

    • @lucas-hw6jm
      @lucas-hw6jm 5 месяцев назад +2

      what's that?

    • @13sinra13
      @13sinra13 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! They should’ve greenlit Vat7K, though I think everybody else already made Vat7K already.

    • @ItzMuffinzz
      @ItzMuffinzz 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@lucas-hw6jm Varian and the Seven Kingdoms was a concept for a Tangeled the Series sequel series following Varian and a few other characters going on a quest to find a library with infinite knowledge (I think?). The series was never green lit but there’s a fic on AO3 that’s the same idea.

  • @JG-pt3xe
    @JG-pt3xe 5 месяцев назад +14

    4:30 Asha probably realized this after the events of the movie when she saw people using their wishes to transform into their fursonas and perform unspeakable acts in broad daylight.

  • @bobo577
    @bobo577 Месяц назад +2

    1:35. I haven’t seen the movie but that description of Magnifico is hilarious.

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout6906 4 месяца назад +3

    "I'm a star!"
    "Look out world, here I are!"
    -Actual lyrics in the film

  • @cherryquartz810
    @cherryquartz810 3 месяца назад +2

    For the “it’s for kids!!!!” review, this is the 100th anniversary film for one of the most famous, successful, beloved entertainment companies in the world. So sorry if I expected something a little better than “look out world here I are” (an actual song lyric in this movie)

  • @thatpaigeperson9877
    @thatpaigeperson9877 5 месяцев назад +21

    i literally JUST checked this channel and then saw this

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 5 месяцев назад +18

    5:35 I will not stand for the Frozen 2 slander. It’s not a convoluted movie, it’s pretty damn straightforward, it just has an annoying romantic subplot and some underdeveloped side characters.

    • @distorteddivine3638
      @distorteddivine3638 5 месяцев назад +8

      Music was good too. Into the Unknown and Show Yourself are fantastic numbers and the continuous melodic through-line in all the songs is simple but brilliant. They were clearly trying to outdo the first movie in that regard, and the effort shows.

    • @YKZ2468
      @YKZ2468 4 месяца назад +1

      It wasn’t that bad but ya was a lil cheesy
      BUT HONESTLY COMPARING FROZEN TO WISH IS A HUMILIATION TO FROZEN 😭🙏

  • @PepsiMan-xx4sv
    @PepsiMan-xx4sv 4 месяца назад +11

    10:00 never seen someone so delusional

  • @lonerdreamer92
    @lonerdreamer92 5 месяцев назад +7

    You know it's bad when people unanimously prefer the cut content rather than the final product

  • @Juelz607
    @Juelz607 5 месяцев назад +14

    5:49 Awesome spongebob reference there

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 5 месяцев назад +8

    I went back on the movie the second I heard "Watch out world, here I are."