[NOTICE] Change of Direction - 2024
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- After almost 3 years of venturing in the Vtubing industry, we have finally identified a clear path forward.
Today we are proud to be sharing our future road map for Phase Connect, 2024 and onwards.
H2oSakana
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![[EN Sub] Phase KALEiDO Roast CEO Sakana - #PhaseConnectJP](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R5QPZESnof8/mqdefault.jpg)
Sakana will take over all streaming duties and the talent will work in the coffee fields. Makes perfect sense.
Sakuna the Phase Idol and Gamer. Sounds awesome. Then the girls each take one shift a week to make Coffee for Sakuna and Coffee for the fans for his 'short' streams uwu
and they say yagoo is the only best girl😂😂
Sakana Minecraft speedrun when
@@FelixValentiCh. me too when so that i can watch it🤣🤣
Bro when is the Sakana warehouse stream!? I gotta see him pull 7 Keychains exact!
I use to be sad, alone, and loveless. but thanks to phase coffee I am still sad, alone, and loveless, but now i have the energy to make it through these dark days
at least its way better than kurosanjis what ever they sell there
@@therandomcommunityguy
they sell slaves
Not gonna lie, this is a great ad phrase
least i got the energy to be sad, alone, and loveless
@@R3TR0J4N your not alone we all do
I believed everything, until Ember said "Sakana said that is proud of us"
That's the biggest joke XD
"Ember loves to eat" - Sakana
real
Smells fishy
THE ONE PLAN IS REAL
You know? Remember how we want Yagoo to be a actual idol on stage one day? Well seems like Sakuna is taking that step~ AWESOME! What do you mean is April Fools?!
Phase was a vtubing company? Never expected my favorite coffee company to have vtuber mascots.
Lumi is deep inside sakana! The horror! The scandal! When will this be addressed on phase weekly!?
That's just an old fish skin molting that she is wearing. There's no fish harmed. It's okay... Probably... Hopefully... Maybe
Huh???
Sakana is Gone 😮
I'm surprised Lia and Uruka hasn't reenacted the Folgers parody brother and sister ad
God that is a missed opportunity.
I heard a totally plausible rumor that when Clara Kaminari coffee debuts, it will have enough caffeine to wake the dead
Well she's gotta get those boys out of their graves somehow
Or enough to wake me up for approximately 10 minutes
The Mad Girl Asylum has turned to coffee.
Mad Girl Coffee
everything evolve into coffee
its an endless self expanding loop
sad girls join company > sell coffee > customer drinks coffeee > gets anxiety > becomes sad girl > enter asylum > fishman recruits from asylum > sad girls join company
@@deadlypedestrianhe’s cracked the code! Great Scott!
That's a bad combo... especially if they have autism or ADHD...
Tenma played her part so well and so straight-edged it made me believe she was completely put of the loop.
I wasn't sure if they had her act, or if they just recorded her actual reaction and finished up for the day.
I would legitimately not be surprised if tenma is like a CEO or on the board of directors for some big company when off stream, she has that vibe
Pippa's deleted scene
Pippa: ... Oh, sorry. I only drink decaf.
"I put orange Faygo in it and then I threw up..."
Fun fact about Pippa's coffee. The beans are force fed to pink rabbits. After which they are regurgitated in plastic drawers and further processed. It gives them their distinct aroma.
Filmed inside an empty Walmart
Da Miichi’s delivery of “It’s hot water.” Killed me.
Tenma: Welcome to the coffee fields, mother f****rs!
PhaseCoffee literally saved my imaginary marriage from catastrophic damage
I can't wait for them to say either "were switching entirely to coffee production, no more VTubers" or "we are now adding energy drinks inspired by VTubers"
Go Sakana
I sent that before the video started, and didn't expect it to be true.......
BUY PHASE CONNECT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!
*I was not paid to say that.................
h20sakana, where is my paycheck?
At least they aren't making energy drinks Made with vtubers...
"Phase connect CEO, Sakana , has realized the error of his ways. He's committing to bring you fewer asylum patients-" lmao
I look forward to watching all of my favorite Phase Connect members on my coffee maker in the mornings.
Did you know that preground coffee is allowed to contain up to 2% of rejected talents?
Are the rejected talents random, or are they sorted by which coffee they pair best with?
Phase Connect rejects talents? Where they not crazy enough or why?
@@acmenipponairwhat do you think they did with Fuura Yuri when they retired her?
0:23 This is the strangest April Fools joke ever.
Also Happy Easter!
Christ 👑 has RISEN.
belated happy easter
really appreciate runie's comments - I would've felt so stupid if I was the only one that thought it was a coffee company already
I lost my job,my wife and kids and was on the verge of losing my house from my gambling addiction
Everything changed when i saw this fishman peddling some mascot coffee and i got one with some sort of silver-coloured chihuahua or a fox printed on the coffee's container.
After i drank the coffee,i started to hear voices telling me to 'wake up,its a simulation'.
I did.
Now everything makes sense.
I was hallucinating the whole thing and now woke up with tons of sake bottles and cigarette butts all around me but now happier eventhough i just lost my house to my ex-wife.That birch even took out the ice tray from my refrigerator and won't let me see my children ever again.
100/10 would buy again
I know it’s a meme, but I unironically would go to a Phase Connect coffee shop, lmao
It almost makes me want to go out to Vancouver.
Almost.
@@coldacid let me tip the scales for you some more. if you go now, you can watch the cherry blossoms and fulfill one of your weeb dreams without fighting through the tourist crowds in japan. it probably goes great with phase coffee too
@@coldacid oh yeah, it would have to be in the US. Fishman could not pay me enough to go to Canada
If only they would spread that in Europe aswell, but we all know Europe is like visiting an alien planet for PC (which explains atleast Lumi, lesser extent to Panko).
I'm shiting with excitement right now.
Totally not a side-effect of too much coffee.
Probably from the coffee.
are you okay if your okay say something
Coffee flows out of my every orifice now. IT FEELS GREAT. Buy your own Phase Connect coffee to fully experience the burning pain of your entire being morphing into a steaming brew of coffee!
The side effects should cease when you have finished transitions into a vtuber, btw the vtuber thing is permanent.
"Lumi"(Sakana) speaks and I obey, Phase Coffee will enter my cupboard
Loved all the different presentation styles, especially Lumi's. I don't know what her coffee had, but I might need some of the same.
Are you telling me PhaseCoffee can keep me perfectly sane _and_ healthy?! That's just what I need, what a magical product!
We're getting to the backshelves of the warehouse with this one! ! ! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🤖🤖🤖 🔥🔥🔥
I'm glad Iori's sister Lori is getting her own coffee!
Ember, blink twice if you're being held at gunpoint to say the lines
🤣💀
This is the most advertising the coffee has gotten in a while
Whoever put Windmill Isle during Ember's part is goated. I love this coffee company.
Me 8 mins in: *celebrating*
Ember: “Sakana has finally started telling us that he’s proud of us!”
Me: Okay. It’s an april fools joke.
Ok but when will we get phase tea 💅💅💅
Or hot chocolate, or chocolate covered beans...
I need over caffeinated Clara coffee!
Oh no they skinned the fishman
at least he wasn't alive when they did it. He died during the Phase Manor event. RIP Deadkana
@@ReaverBharash "Deadkana" lol 🤣
@@jeandrickgiel that was his Twitter name during the Phase Manor and like a week or so after. Good times
@@ReaverBharash indeed
What do you mean they skinned the fishman? That is definitely Sakana.@@jeandrickgiel
Did I just watch a 9 min ad for Phase Coffee lmao
I don't drink much coffee, but if it's for the legendary Fishman I'll have to make an exception.
Wonderful job to everyone involved. This new fishy path to enlightenment is sure to be a success!
As expected of Perfect Idol Tenma, she did not miss a beat in her endorsement of this new venture.
Ya know, Pico raises a good point. If fish and coffee are good together...
...Sakana Coffee when?
Can't believe Lumi gutted Sakana just to use him as a skin suit
She's kinda like those worms that replace fish tongues.
Phase Moms is coming woooooooh!!!
MILF connect!!!
I trust Grem Lumi in a fish suit and i will buy all the Phase Coffee and not because she's holding me at gunpoint
Lol Lumi in a fishman suit is the thing I never knew I wanted but always needed lol😂😂😂
"Phase coffee is a 10, but so is the chest pain."
While 20 cups a day is a bit much, i don't think the coffee is the issue Hina...
Fishman got all the girls in on the shitpost. Good job
Not all we would be here all day
pippa's not here
@@akira8393 in all likelyhood she just didnt reply to a DM
@@waffleswafflson3076 true
Not Airi either 😢
Actually impressed with the script reading and the acting, it was actually pretty decent
I have an unexplainable urge to purchase high quality coffee from the phase hyphen connect online store
Wiggle wiggle wiggle~
This new Sakana seems very trustworthy
We're laughing now, but next year, everyone will have a coffee barista outfit debut. Then, the year after that, Sakana will rent an actual cafe to sell the coffee...
Clara got the announcer voice, hot damn.
Imagine... Just imagine... A Maid Cafe of Phase Connect... How cute would Tenma be in a maid outfit? That would be a dream~
All Hail Sakaneko Lumi!
I was hoping that this meant Sakana was taking over Lumi's channel for his own streams. Hopes dashed.
It wasn’t a coffee company before??
H2o gremlumi made my day
Honestly, it's a smart investment... No baristas that forget your name, excellent service, a safe market investment, all the flavors are based off your favorite Phase Connect idols, and it's good coffee with natural ingredients brought over from Honduras, Colombia, Peru, and even Italy... No need to sell donuts with it, just grab a cup and go.
All this needs is Nasa acting yandere about the coffee and refusing to let anyone else have any
In a company full of heads... i mean hags...yeah, hags...
- Dizzy Dokuro (in shamble) 🐛
Phase Connect COFFEE!
_Tastes like Sad Girl Tears & Victory_
Other than Nasa's. 😅
how can i buy there coffee its not here on my place sadly?
@@therandomcommunityguy the only way to get it is to buy it from the official site, and prepare yourself for the shipping.
LUMI WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
Sakana: "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."
As a sailor, thanks for highlighting our needs, Clara.
You know even though it's april first, this is pretty believable.
A Phase Café would legit be a cool thing to see even if it were only one store close to Phase HQ, think about it you could literally buy and try all the different types of coffee Phase has to offer, and who knows itnmight actually be profitable lol 😂
They joke, this is what Sakana wants most.
Phase making all the right moves!
I'd buy a Pippa brand coffee, no lie.
Glory to Pippakistan!
Lumi enjoyed this way too much
You are expanding to the oil industry now?
It is in fact, not the oil industry.
coffee beans are 10-15% oil so in a sense they are expanding 10-15% into the oil industry
What a boss sakana is, turning phase connect into a coffee company. Now i can be happy knowing that any idol here will be delivering my Coffee from now onwards here. Lets gooo 👏 👏
Also hearing that sakana is proud of the talents here warmed my heart as well as seeing sakana himself threate-... sorry i mean, encouraging me to buy as many coffee as i can. 😅
>"we will be opening coffee shops!"
"selling coffee at cons!"
"selling bags of coffee!"
"selling bags of coffee online!"
"shipping the coffee to you!"
can you pick out the exact moment i knew this was an april fools joke?
WHERES MY COFFEE YOU DAMN FISH!
Lumi's review "im still alive" sold me.
Thank you very much to all talents and staff for the wonderful time.
Wait a sec: "FATHERFISH"?? This makes Dizzy calling Sakana "dad" technically canon..... 💀💀💀
Rumors says the secret ingredient is Pippa's old moldy socks.
That makes it even better.
We're in the endgame now
This shit was so based. It’s unable to be restrained by the meme
This company is incredible
I see Airi finally snapped and killed fishman
Finally, Phase 3D
Man i love phase coffee, the best kind of coffee in Canada
Where's the joke, isn't this what Phase Connect is about already?
the best part about wakin up is phaseco's in your cup
Lumi killed it!
best coffee company ever, i love Phase coffee 👍
Da Michi only drinks hot water 😮
Thanks to phase connect coffee, it gave me an extra 2 inches. Get your coffee now!
Reslly appreciate the use of all the Sonic Unleashed music here.
Congrats on the change! I guess I'll have to go buy a coffee maker now...
truly peak. brings a tear to my eye 😢
The greatest April fools trick is fishman making us think this is an April fools trick.
Wait, I've cracked it. The April fools trick is when ember said sakana is proud of them.
A yes, a good sip of Tenma's coffee package and anxiety shenanigan moments makes me feel better 😂👏👏👏
Happy to see Phase Connect finally reaching its true calling.
1:19 Well… at least Mii-chan has her priorities straight.
Coffee is good merch. It's useful. It allows consistence support.
I think there was an absolutely unintentional mistranslation on Da Michi's last line 🧐
I was literally offering tea on Tenma streams thought 😭
The mad part is this is only 50% satire.