The WORST Animated Movies Ever Made - Diamondbolt

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @DiamondBolt
    @DiamondBolt  4 месяца назад +238

    Use code DIAMONDBOLT50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month of orders at bit.ly/3S116fL
    thanks for watching everyone xx
    sorry about the abrupt cut halfway through the vid i had to remove something that would've gotten me demonetized :)

    • @force-jorge1790
      @force-jorge1790 4 месяца назад +4

      I’m a big fan and love the comedy. Do you think one day you can review the animated film free bird

    • @BRICKOMEDIA
      @BRICKOMEDIA 4 месяца назад +3

      You are now Saberspark's replacement

    • @rytb09-gaming
      @rytb09-gaming 4 месяца назад +3

      I don't need more food delivery services I think im fine making my own nachos

    • @Neewby
      @Neewby 4 месяца назад +4

      Did the nachos taste good though?

    • @FlamesReviewsAndMocs
      @FlamesReviewsAndMocs 4 месяца назад +2

      How the hell did you mess up NACHOS!?!? It’s literally chips and cheese!

  • @ScarlettTheNoob
    @ScarlettTheNoob 4 месяца назад +2490

    Jacksfilms being invited to the world premiere of the emoji movie just because he kept shitposting about it and Sony believed he was a genuine fan of the movie is still really funny to me

    • @A-Terrain
      @A-Terrain 4 месяца назад +306

      This is like when Sony rereleased Morbius bc they actually thought people unironically wanted to watch it bc of the memes and it only made $300K

    • @AmaticXLII
      @AmaticXLII 4 месяца назад +67

      IT HAPPENED TWICE?!?!?

    • @ScarlettTheNoob
      @ScarlettTheNoob 4 месяца назад +77

      yeah lol. Sony is so fucking gullible that it’s actually hilarious

    • @Amins88
      @Amins88 4 месяца назад +27

      They knew. But ironic views are still views.

    • @zero4337
      @zero4337 4 месяца назад +15

      i actually remember that. it was so funny

  • @thenewherooftime815
    @thenewherooftime815 4 месяца назад +923

    “They told me my payment declined but then let me watch it anyway”
    Maybe that was the punishment

  • @Junior13113
    @Junior13113 4 месяца назад +951

    DiamondBolt: Joshua & the Promised Land
    SaberSpark: No!……NOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 месяца назад +567

    _"Father where can I leave on my own, I got the whole world to see..."_
    That adaptation really did Pinocchio dirty with that quote, and that makes Carlo Collodi rolled in his grave.

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 4 месяца назад +30

      Just makes me happy Guillermo Del toro’s Pinocchio adaptation was the best one in 2022.

    • @bruhmaster6950
      @bruhmaster6950 4 месяца назад +3

      @@bearerofbadnews1375 By default

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 4 месяца назад +6

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@bruhmaster6950also because it’s Guillermo Del Toro, but fair nonetheless

    • @d1egomon194
      @d1egomon194 4 месяца назад

      Father, when can I lay and make you Moaaaan

    • @leeks1408
      @leeks1408 3 месяца назад +3

      Who in their right mind thought that Pauly Shore would make a great choice to dub Pinocchio’s voice?!

  • @Nexusspeeth
    @Nexusspeeth 4 месяца назад +562

    The emoji movie was the single thing playing in England other than the queen’s funeral. WHY. ANYTHING ELSE.

    • @pudgesnextturnaround3112
      @pudgesnextturnaround3112 4 месяца назад +16

      Because this film is a disgrace

    • @Godzillafan78
      @Godzillafan78 4 месяца назад +20

      England what fuck

    • @pudgesnextturnaround3112
      @pudgesnextturnaround3112 4 месяца назад +19

      @@Godzillafan78 yeah... my home country, ran out of ideas of what to air...
      Yea... my brother and sister is watching the film because they'll be sick of tired of it.

    • @Godzillafan78
      @Godzillafan78 4 месяца назад +15

      @@pudgesnextturnaround3112 there are so many other things they could put on like actual good American movies or hell get a British movie

    • @Kirby0189
      @Kirby0189 4 месяца назад

      Now we know England hates it citizens.

  • @Guardian_Cochayuyo
    @Guardian_Cochayuyo 4 месяца назад +266

    Tom Kenny is in both Russian Pinocchio and Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. In the Russian one he voices Geppetto and in Del Toro's one he voices Benito Mussolini.

    • @omarmenjivar1563
      @omarmenjivar1563 4 месяца назад +9

      "I like puppets"

    • @trexindominus8119
      @trexindominus8119 4 месяца назад +40

      He voices WHO!?

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 4 месяца назад +23

      ​@@trexindominus8119 oh that guy. You know, the leader of Italian Fascist party during the war

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 4 месяца назад +7

      @@trexindominus8119 Funny Itallian man who's hand is a helicopter.

    • @leonardoguzman9095
      @leonardoguzman9095 4 месяца назад +6

      As a Bald Italian man who is friends with an Austrian Painter

  • @Dom24485o
    @Dom24485o 4 месяца назад +160

    Okay, I'd like to say a few things about the Pinocchio movie you were talking about.
    Firstly, we don’t have Pinnochio in Russia. Our adaptation of the fairy tale is called Buratino.
    Secondly, Buratino has a completely different story than Pinocchio. In the Russian version, the main character's nose did not grow (which is why, by the way, the horse says that noses will not grow in the story), Pinocchio has a love interest, and there is a completely different villain.
    In short, it's a very confusing story

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 4 месяца назад +14

      Does he still get hanged for his crimes?

    • @limpton2068
      @limpton2068 4 месяца назад +2

      @@bepisthescienceman4202 No, Fox Alice and Cat Basilio scamed him and hanged

    • @Reaber-r
      @Reaber-r 4 месяца назад +3

      👆🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Dom24485o
      @Dom24485o 4 месяца назад +2

      Ahh, shit. In my comment I should said Buratino instead of Pinocchio, sorry guys my bad

    • @kathyortega4021
      @kathyortega4021 4 месяца назад +2

      Thanks

  • @ReadytoDiveIn
    @ReadytoDiveIn 4 месяца назад +484

    I had to write a report on hate crime. All I could think of was the clip of the Patrick Stewart shit emoji going "Should we wash our hands"

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 4 месяца назад +21

      Patrick Stewart is a bigger selllout than balkan influencers promoting gambling.
      Seriously, there isn't one romanian influencers who didn't promote slots or sport bets at some point.

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 4 месяца назад +30

      @@returnedtomonkey8886there’s a difference between selling out where it doesn’t affect the public negatively and one where it does, promoting gambling is miles worse then voicing a character in a movie that, let’s face it, Stewart probably knew was gonna bomb. I’m surprised he did that though because there’s other celebrities like the rock that is like a dictator in that he can have no criticism, he won’t even voice opinions different from the norm online or lose fights on screen

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Kero-zc5tc I know it's not even close to as bad as promoting gambling but i wanted to do a hyperbole.

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 4 месяца назад +2

      @@returnedtomonkey8886 you make a claim pretty clearly meant to be taken literally then tell me you meant it as a hyperbole? This means either you aren’t fully aware of what a hyperbole is or you are aware and (although it imo is pretty clearly not the case) you are trying to start argument. A hyperbole is a exaggerated statement not meant to be taken literally. A more correct hyperbole would be one where it clearly shows it’s not meant to be taken clearly like ‘I am so hungry I could eat a horse’ which is hard to do here because 1st there is no tone or anything conveyed through text and 2nd this is too subjective, no one can eat a horse in one sitting+ no one eats horses but there is no ultimate sellout that you could compare him to that there is so large a sellout that Patrick could never even sellout as much even if he sold out from childhood all the way to 200

    • @capootiscrepitoos
      @capootiscrepitoos 4 месяца назад

      Erm, actually, his son said that, fake Emoji Movie fan 🥱

  • @giorgimamalashvili4220
    @giorgimamalashvili4220 4 месяца назад +324

    i'll give Norm of the North this, while it is a batshit insane movie franchise that makes you feel like you've been teleported in an asylum, it's own Twitter account has much better humor than The New Norm show...a sitcom show from X.

    • @Turtl3b0i
      @Turtl3b0i 4 месяца назад +27

      Maybe "The new norm" is actually just Norm of the north twitter account forced into the shittiest show ever created. Poor Norm of the north twitter mod, free them

    • @nicholascooney
      @nicholascooney 4 месяца назад +8

      Norm of the North

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 месяца назад +3

      Even the movie is better than The New Norm.
      I'm not kidding when my favorite part of The New Norm is that the protagonist's name reminds me of that bear.

    • @kev1619
      @kev1619 3 месяца назад +2

      *twitter not x

  • @ninjajack6457
    @ninjajack6457 4 месяца назад +257

    I was a fool thinking Bolt was doing a dedicated video to the hit Norm Of The North franchise

  • @randomchannel7672
    @randomchannel7672 4 месяца назад +112

    The most painful memory of school I’ve ever had was whenever we had to go inside during lunch my class always chose the emoji movie. I haven’t spoken to them since.

  • @thegrumpydino67
    @thegrumpydino67 4 месяца назад +228

    Flashed by the goobgabgabalab in the first 5 seconds is not the best look

    • @Dfnkey
      @Dfnkey 3 месяца назад +5

      globglogabgalab*🤓

    • @karenwantsmanager
      @karenwantsmanager 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Dfnkeyim gonna take all of ur books now

  • @JakeBurnerDesigns
    @JakeBurnerDesigns 4 месяца назад +146

    There's actually one scene in Joshua and the Promised Land you forgot about that's basically been burned into my mind.
    The scene were a newborn child is..."game-ended" right in front of Joshua which leaves him *quite understandably* speechless.
    Thanks Nostalgia Critic.

    • @fennekin1750
      @fennekin1750 4 месяца назад

      What.........?

    • @JakeBurnerDesigns
      @JakeBurnerDesigns 4 месяца назад +9

      @@fennekin1750 Yea, that actually happened.
      Crazy thing is the film isn't even rated. So they could've gotten away with anything.

    • @fennekin1750
      @fennekin1750 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JakeBurnerDesigns Um...ok. Weird. How did that even get in there? Like, why do that? From what I've seen of the movie (could it be called that??), it doesn't really look like theres any proper plot/direction, but from what it does have in that regard, it doesn't really feel like something like that would even add anything to the "plot". The movie (can it actually be called that, tho!?) feels like a mess of ideas, not necessarily good or bad ones, just ideas in general just thrown into a blender, blended up, then _that_ came out.

    • @moonceIl
      @moonceIl 4 месяца назад +5

      @@fennekin1750It’s supposed to be a retelling of bible stories? but I don’t know how giant spectral ghosts assaulting the city of Jericho is supposed to be a retelling of Joshua 6:1-27, where the walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched around the city walls once a day for six days, seven times on the seventh day, with the priests blowing their horns daily and the people shouting on the last day.

  • @RainingBeanz
    @RainingBeanz 4 месяца назад +294

    The entire lyrics of I “Am… All of Me” from Shadow The Hedgehog (2005)
    I see nor hear no evil
    Black writings on the wall
    Unleashed a million faces
    And one by one they fall
    Black-hearted evil
    Brave-hearted hero
    I am all, I am all, I am
    I, I, I, I am
    Here we go, buddy
    Here we go, buddy
    Here we go
    Here we go, buddy
    Here we go
    Go ahead and try to see through me
    Do it if you dare (dare)
    One step forward, two steps back
    I'm here (one step forward, two steps back)
    Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life
    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    (Here we go)
    I see and feel the evil
    My hands will crush 'em all
    You think you have the answers
    I'll laugh and watch you fall
    Black-hearted evil
    Brave-hearted hero
    I am all, I am all, I am
    I, I, I, I am
    Here we go, buddy
    Here we go, buddy
    Here we go
    Here we go, buddy
    Here we go
    Go ahead and try to see through me
    Do it if you dare (dare)
    One step forward, two steps back
    I'm here (one step forward, two steps back)
    Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life
    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me
    (I am, I am all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    (Here we go)
    I am, I am everyone, everywhere
    Anyhow, any way, any will, any day
    I am, I am everyone, everywhere
    Anyhow, any way, any will, any day
    I am, I am, I am
    I am, I am, I am
    I am
    Do it, do it, do it, do it
    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life
    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me
    (I am, I am all of me!)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am (I am, I'm all of me)
    I am, I am, I'm all of me
    (Here we go)
    I am, I am all of me (me)

    • @darthpalpaduck
      @darthpalpaduck 4 месяца назад +19

      W

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 4 месяца назад +39

      Shadow the hedgehog is full of bangers, people just refuse to acknowledge it cause its edgy

    • @KevinIsGhoulish
      @KevinIsGhoulish 4 месяца назад +8

      You're so based for this

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@LowIntSpecimen The game actually understood his character (unlike everything after 06). The game also left his character in a good spot for 06 to work it's magic (ironically another bad game that understood his character and did good for him).

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 4 месяца назад +9

      Most based comment on a diamondbolt video

  • @Gandalf.
    @Gandalf. 4 месяца назад +75

    Joshua the Jesus lion has saved me from eternal damnation.

  • @Volcanus670
    @Volcanus670 4 месяца назад +71

    0:41 my brain is so rotted i literally cannot watch this clip without thinking of that one tweet

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 4 месяца назад +26

    5:55 I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a delivery before. Oh my god.

  • @BigDumFish99
    @BigDumFish99 4 месяца назад +11

    14:50 That was in the Bible 90 year anniversary DLC, it was a limited time exclusive, so it's understandable why it flew under the radar

  • @Mr_bukowski4435
    @Mr_bukowski4435 4 месяца назад +48

    13:47 THE DR DISRESPECT JOKE IS CRAZY 😂

  • @leopoldmaximus145
    @leopoldmaximus145 4 месяца назад +65

    As someone who actually read the Bible, the Joshua and the Promised land movie is actually nothing like the Bible story of Moses nor Joshua

    • @zarconijabroni
      @zarconijabroni 4 месяца назад +3

      Wait, Joshua isn't a lion?

    • @moonceIl
      @moonceIl 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah i was kinda offended by it tbh

    • @pocketplayer33
      @pocketplayer33 23 дня назад

      Except the genocide of an entire city did happen.

    • @leopoldmaximus145
      @leopoldmaximus145 23 дня назад +1

      @pocketplayer33 I meant mostly not like the Bible, sorry I should have clarified

  • @filippogai
    @filippogai 4 месяца назад +6

    6:06 got that Pinocchio on VHS!!! It was released as a TV fiction broadcasted on Italian TV in Spring 1972 and starred Nino Manfredi as Geppetto, and Gina Lollobrigida as the Blue Fairy. It's one of the best Pinocchio's adaptations, together with Disney's one from 1940 (even if it's very different from the original tale), Garrone's one from 2019 and Del Toro's one from 2022.

    • @dj.dop3
      @dj.dop3 4 месяца назад

      That’s about to give me nightmares 😢

  • @Jayyyy456
    @Jayyyy456 Месяц назад +5

    5:18 “ i think i just did” absolute cinema

  • @sunky-rf9ut
    @sunky-rf9ut 4 месяца назад +44

    Your thumbnails are THE "thumbnails" of all time.

  • @spundt125
    @spundt125 4 месяца назад +107

    How to ratatwang your panda is still the greatest bad animated movie ever made.

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 месяца назад +19

      All right, you asked for it!

    • @GlitzsuDi
      @GlitzsuDi Месяц назад +1

      ​@@rosykindbunny1313 OH BOY!!

  • @castlebyers6134
    @castlebyers6134 4 месяца назад +26

    Pauly Shore is that guy in a Goofy movie that loves cheese wizz

  • @luisarias2142
    @luisarias2142 3 месяца назад +6

    12:50 "So, what's the budget for this movie?"
    Director: "no"

  • @ohmaplaymaker
    @ohmaplaymaker 4 месяца назад +11

    3:53 This caught me off guard 😂

  • @blooberryjamyt5688
    @blooberryjamyt5688 4 месяца назад +6

    The editing is so good, man! It's so funny and quick, so much so that it makes the ad read unskippable!

  • @bowing_roat
    @bowing_roat 4 месяца назад +21

    15:29 at this point in the video i also started to cry. haters might say it’s because i started choking on my food mid-laugh, but i like to think it was because Joshua’s journey truly touched my soul 🥲

  • @roxalotl99
    @roxalotl99 4 месяца назад +19

    Norm of the North is depressing to me, because the studio who made it, Splash Entertainment, used to be Moonscoop/Antefilms, the studio that brought us Code Lyoko.

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 4 месяца назад

      Wow, even Xana thought that movie was going to fail.

  • @SowaraAkther1
    @SowaraAkther1 4 месяца назад +16

    Ohhh new hairstyle. Looking good Diamondbolt as always

  • @Theinsanejamo
    @Theinsanejamo 4 месяца назад +21

    6:02 I worry for your sanity

  • @NujasZ
    @NujasZ 4 месяца назад +23

    two diamondbolt uploads within the same month???
    this is a historical event..

  • @JonHari-n1l
    @JonHari-n1l Месяц назад +5

    The fact the bad Pinocchio voice actor is the same guy who plays the cheese wiz guy in the goofy movie brings me a certain amount of joy

    • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
      @r.a.fgattaiguy845 Месяц назад

      the voice acting isn´t even bad though, it´s just out of place

  • @TCDuck
    @TCDuck 3 месяца назад +7

    12:08 the most relatable diamandbolt line

  • @psygamez7727
    @psygamez7727 4 месяца назад +18

    Apparently Joshua and the Promised land made $350,000 which feels way less than deserved

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Месяц назад

      @@psygamez7727 Still 5 times more than Foodfight

  • @Vampire_Stawberry
    @Vampire_Stawberry 4 месяца назад +18

    Would “Our Drawings” be able to qualify as one of the worst animated movies of all time?

  • @Asura_productions
    @Asura_productions 3 месяца назад +12

    0:23 what does he mean by this

  • @ScarlettShana
    @ScarlettShana 24 дня назад +2

    7:31 interesting fact: in original Pinocchio doesn’t make sounds here.

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 4 месяца назад +25

    The emoji movie: "Aww shit here we go agon"

  • @iceyflowergamer4474
    @iceyflowergamer4474 4 месяца назад +12

    I always love seeing people’s reactions whenever I tell them that I was forced to watch The Emoji Movie as part of a school project about Human Emotions.

    • @karatebat5156
      @karatebat5156 4 месяца назад +9

      Guess they forgot that Inside Out existed.

    • @iceyflowergamer4474
      @iceyflowergamer4474 4 месяца назад +5

      @@karatebat5156 Oh no, they didn’t. I forget why they chose Emoji Movie over Inside Out but uh… at least we had fun laughing at how bad the Emoji Movie was? Eheh…

    • @ondururagittandeska2004
      @ondururagittandeska2004 4 месяца назад +4

      Schools choosing the worst media as part of school projects (I'm Finally Free)

    • @MartinBeatrix
      @MartinBeatrix 22 дня назад

      I actually liked that movie as a kid

  • @matthewhunter1193
    @matthewhunter1193 4 месяца назад +10

    3:16 Only true intellectuals can appreciate the editing job done here.
    If you ever do a sequel to this video, you gotta talk about, Felix the Cat: The Movie. It's the visual and audio equivalent of a migraine.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 месяца назад +2

      Yes, I watched it and it was eye searingly sloppy, co-produced in Hungary of all nations!

  • @Jelly_shy_guy_man
    @Jelly_shy_guy_man 4 месяца назад +27

    0:02 EWW WHAT IS THAT

  • @SoxOPhone
    @SoxOPhone 4 месяца назад +62

    NO STOP I LOVE GNOMIO AND JULIET STOOOPPP

    • @A-Terrain
      @A-Terrain 4 месяца назад +12

      Seek help

    • @KanekoIA
      @KanekoIA 4 месяца назад +12

      Even people who somehow like it can't spell the title correctly...

    • @A-Terrain
      @A-Terrain 4 месяца назад

      @@KanekoIA Shows how deep-fried their brains are

    • @SimonG258
      @SimonG258 4 месяца назад +1

      seek mental advice

    • @Jintythebestengine
      @Jintythebestengine 4 месяца назад

      Are you 3 years old

  • @EatTheUnbornChild
    @EatTheUnbornChild 4 месяца назад +512

    Maybe the worst animated movies were the friends we made along the way

    • @yuki2320
      @yuki2320 4 месяца назад +13

      Overused joke now.

    • @EatTheUnbornChild
      @EatTheUnbornChild 4 месяца назад

      @@yuki2320 January 10th 14 32am 2025

    • @EZKI332
      @EZKI332 4 месяца назад

      Ima touch you

    • @sonofdragon5530
      @sonofdragon5530 4 месяца назад +6

      We probably have the worst friends in the universe now

    • @VelvetteSimp
      @VelvetteSimp 4 месяца назад +6

      Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐

  • @SLayer_310
    @SLayer_310 4 месяца назад +5

    3:00 is that the mario's madness v2 all stars scream that gf does?

  • @ThomasGoldfinch-r1u
    @ThomasGoldfinch-r1u 4 месяца назад +7

    You forgot too mention “Rapsitie Street Kids: Believe in Santa!”

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 месяца назад

      Yeah

    • @leolikestodraw969
      @leolikestodraw969 3 месяца назад +1

      Lmao that poor grandma character that had her lines corrupted in the making of the movie, so she speaks like she's having a stroke or smth 😭😭

  • @ciaranproductions5773
    @ciaranproductions5773 4 месяца назад +10

    8:52 microwave society found!

    • @gojisaiyan87
      @gojisaiyan87 2 месяца назад +2

      :0 OMG

    • @lisaneuman9248
      @lisaneuman9248 2 месяца назад +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed : D

    • @UrLoPi02
      @UrLoPi02 Месяц назад +2

      Well no shit

  • @MysticCowboy-ef2yi
    @MysticCowboy-ef2yi 4 месяца назад +13

    Wake up babe, new Diamondbolt

  • @mirandaalice3337
    @mirandaalice3337 4 месяца назад +9

    “Where The Dead Go To Die” has to be the REAL worst animated movie to ever exist

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 4 месяца назад

      Because it is animated snuff. 😣

    • @juliannocartagena2007
      @juliannocartagena2007 4 месяца назад +1

      Never heard of it.

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 4 месяца назад +4

      @@masterseal0418Animated snuff isn’t possible by definition.
      More like an animated exploitation film.
      Snuff films are footage of actual violent crimes filmed by the suspect(s).

    • @Zebra_fandomfella03
      @Zebra_fandomfella03 4 месяца назад +1

      Agreed big time

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 4 месяца назад +39

    The emoji movie and Pinocchio is literally the worst movie of history vs the worst movie of today

  • @MasonTheYoung
    @MasonTheYoung 3 месяца назад +4

    9:33 I was really confused until you mentioned Charlie Sheen, then it all made sense.

  • @Avarona-r9t
    @Avarona-r9t 3 месяца назад +3

    how do you mess up nachos tho, you literally just have to cover chips with tasty stuff

  • @jimskoope5483
    @jimskoope5483 4 месяца назад +8

    Thank you Diamond Daddy

  • @Tekaway210
    @Tekaway210 4 месяца назад +3

    Too many humans are moving to the arctic just to see a tweaking polar bear is such a wild statement

  • @midnightstar2762
    @midnightstar2762 4 месяца назад +10

    Bro isn't ready for Dingo production movies

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 4 месяца назад

      Why did I find that one clip where the dinosaur makes a funny sound hilarious when I was little.
      I know kids are dumb, but what was I thinking?

    • @Zebra_fandomfella03
      @Zebra_fandomfella03 4 месяца назад

      He didnt count mockbuster films

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 месяца назад

      @@Zebra_fandomfella03 to be fair, mockbusters are often very low budget, sometime trademark infringing cash ins of their big budget counterparts.

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Месяц назад +1

      @@Cubeytheawesome YEE

  • @GeniusJedi
    @GeniusJedi 4 месяца назад +4

    5:30 that Hitman reference was unexpected

  • @Straw_berri3
    @Straw_berri3 4 месяца назад +2

    I offer you Rapsittie street kids, somehow they director was able to hire multiple famous voice actors such as Nancy Cartright

  • @Xthebest_YT
    @Xthebest_YT 4 месяца назад +5

    5:17 this joke is too good 😂

  • @coolness1768
    @coolness1768 2 месяца назад +7

    7:10 B Y E D A D D Y

  • @mygreatrolls1717
    @mygreatrolls1717 4 месяца назад

    Honestly i love these kinda videos and wouldnt mind another one about something similar. Keep up the good work mr bolt

  • @parkerthomson7130
    @parkerthomson7130 4 месяца назад +2

    Phantomstrider did mentioned that The emoji movie like what if this movie actully taught us how to share our feeling and Emotions to one another

  • @redspark11
    @redspark11 Месяц назад +5

    13:35 is this analog horror??

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 2 месяца назад +1

    The fact they made a pinnochio movie and then took away the one thing that makes pinnochio interesting is so crazy

  • @godzillaboy2117
    @godzillaboy2117 3 месяца назад +1

    Yooooo, I love that you watched that Pinocchio movie. My dad made me watch that it too😭😭

  • @TimeFireProductions
    @TimeFireProductions 4 месяца назад +6

    "Pinocchio 3000"
    Excuse me, the FUC

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 месяца назад

      Basically it’s Pinocchio mixed with Astro Boy gone horribly wrong!

  • @bullmonty764
    @bullmonty764 4 месяца назад +3

    2:45
    All I wanna know is why Smiler was designed to look…good? Please don’t hurt me! I specifically remember, when the Evil is Sexy trope was still a thing, seeing Smiler listed among the examples from animated films, so there is proof that someone out there in this mixed-up world had certain feelings for her.
    And hey, she’s still not the weirdest Sony character whose design I felt conflicted about. That would belong to the horned monster from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire 😂

  • @sawyrsomething
    @sawyrsomething 4 месяца назад +3

    0:09 this part is so funny lol 36 tomato meter 8000 audience score lol

  • @_adameus
    @_adameus Месяц назад +4

    0:22 Come on, you can't be insulting Goat Story like that, it's a national tresure and the most successful animated movie from the Czech Republic

  • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
    @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 месяца назад +2

    Reminder that I have an older brother who works as a sound designer in the animation industry, and one of the movies he worked on was Norm of the north so not only did it somehow happen but a family member of mine somehow got tortured into working on it. Thanks Hollywood.

  • @anth636
    @anth636 4 месяца назад +10

    Moral of the video: never trust an animated project with a main character named Norm

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 3 месяца назад

      But if it is a secondary occasional sidekick, then absolutely
      (Phineas and Ferb)

  • @solidsteak
    @solidsteak 4 месяца назад +2

    Patrick Stewart also played Bullock on American Dad who is this unhinged monster of a person which feels very bizarre for someone as high profile of an actor as Stewart to play for serverl years let alone one season. Maybe he just thought being a poop was funny?

  • @thevigilante1263
    @thevigilante1263 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro your edits are hilarious and your commentary as well 😂😂😂😂

  • @mariajimenafigueroa233
    @mariajimenafigueroa233 4 месяца назад +3

    9:16 BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STARNGER DANGER!

  • @edwarddunne6338
    @edwarddunne6338 4 месяца назад +5

    The Dr Disrespect bit caught me off guard

  • @ThePoisonFurry
    @ThePoisonFurry 4 месяца назад +4

    It honestly baffles me that such a great actor like Patrick Stewart voiced the poop emoji

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 4 месяца назад

      He’s Bullock, what were you expecting

  • @AidanDownes_KH
    @AidanDownes_KH 4 месяца назад +1

    Wait did I make it in time for a new DiamondBolt video at 12:00am well good reason to to avoid sleep for a little longer.

  • @lyrichardeman5779
    @lyrichardeman5779 4 месяца назад +2

    I used to be a fan of The Emoji Movie but I have to move on to other stuff because it was forgotten for bad

  • @themelbornememer9575
    @themelbornememer9575 4 месяца назад +6

    "Norm has Relapsed"

    • @Xero_Eigengrau
      @Xero_Eigengrau 4 месяца назад +1

      At least he did the "re" one instead of the "pro" one

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 4 месяца назад +6

    WAAAAAAIT! I GIVE UPON THEE DIAMONDBOLT, RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS BELIEVE IN SANTA!

  • @Rose40ishere
    @Rose40ishere 4 месяца назад +1

    You have earned a subscribe button just for going through hell

  • @ethejumper6568
    @ethejumper6568 4 месяца назад +1

    Timestamps:
    0:00 Intro
    0:39 Sponsor
    1:44 The Emoji Movie
    4:12 Norm of the North
    5:36 Pinocchio: A True Story
    8:38 Foodfight
    12:05 Joshua and the Promised Land
    15:39 Outro

  • @pramusetyakanca1552
    @pramusetyakanca1552 4 месяца назад +6

    Ngl, I kinda liked Jailbreak, she's kinda cute! She's like that one friend who's really uninterested in most things until you get to know her better, and at the same time she's a hackmaster who can probably access all the h3nt4i you could ever want and ever need XD

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 4 месяца назад

      I wish I made her, cuz then she’d be in better hands

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 4 месяца назад +1

    I find it insane Sony got back up on their knees to bring Spiderverse as a paradigm shift for animation. Also, the consideration of Jordan Peele being cast as a living turd made him retire from acting and release universally acclaimed horror like Get Out, Us, and Nope.
    Also, Norm of the North was made by Splash Entertainment: aka the studio behind the Alpha and Omega sequels, Michael Jackson's Halloween, and years earlier with Clifford The Big Red Dog, and the American production of Code Lyoko. Let that sink in.

  • @Jorpda
    @Jorpda 2 месяца назад

    One good/bad memory of mine is several friends and I watching Foodfight muted with random music in the background

  • @Justiceforcliffjumper
    @Justiceforcliffjumper 3 месяца назад +1

    Call me a psychopath, but those nachos kinda look fire. Maybe it’s just because I haven’t eaten anything all day.

  • @TheBrokenOwl
    @TheBrokenOwl 3 месяца назад +1

    13:46 The Dr. Disrespect face, I'm crying lol

  • @n2theGrey2521
    @n2theGrey2521 4 месяца назад +2

    My worst animated ranked
    3. Jungle bunch that you never heard of
    2. The emoji movie
    1. Easily megamind 2

  • @Onemanshowoff
    @Onemanshowoff 4 месяца назад +1

    Poop is unironically the best character in the movie because Patrick was a great sport about it. Yeah, there's money, but his reasoning being that he's a Shakespeare actor who's so good, he can even play poop is just funny to me. Yes, I am an 80 year old Facebook grandpa, now go clean your room, buster

  • @ZiggyCashmere
    @ZiggyCashmere 4 месяца назад +1

    It's really funny that you went as far as to use the material I released regarding Foodfight to cover it but didn't go the extra step to watch the documentary I made that specifically states (and gives evidence) that the movie was never stolen or "deleted." I would appreciate if that myth died. They only animated ~10 minutes of animation before scrapping it and switching to motion capture. None of those old assets or animation were deleted, they just didn't end up using any of it.

  • @stereo-k4x
    @stereo-k4x 25 дней назад

    Joshua in the promised lands is truly a cinematic masterpiece I was laughing literal tears while watching your video

  • @haydenhardin285
    @haydenhardin285 4 месяца назад +1

    0:38 Somebody Insert some Epic Beatbox Music!

  • @NaishiGaming
    @NaishiGaming 4 месяца назад +1

    Those last two actually killed me😭😭😭

  • @ethanortiz8930
    @ethanortiz8930 4 месяца назад +4

    0:55 as Mexican I can say that it not even close to Taco Bell

  • @autovozo5725
    @autovozo5725 4 месяца назад +6

    Diamondbolt more like W bolt amirite

  • @ondururagittandeska2004
    @ondururagittandeska2004 4 месяца назад

    The Skull Emoji has probably been scanned over 1000 times at this point
    "Why are we still here just to suffer"

  • @AlessandroPioltelli
    @AlessandroPioltelli 4 месяца назад

    6:05 The soundtrack for the 70s Pinocchio movie slaps though you gotta admit that

  • @boiiiiiiiiiii712
    @boiiiiiiiiiii712 4 месяца назад +1

    Every time i watch a new diamondbolt video he looks more and more like linus

  • @PrincessMatrix
    @PrincessMatrix 4 месяца назад +2

    I love Patrick Stewart. He was asked to play the shit emoji and his response was "Sign me the fuck up!"