Loyiso Madinga Investigates Colonization on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2019
- Everyone is fighting for power in South Africa. But, there's another player that no-one is watching that might beat us all.
Loyiso Madinga investigates...
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Tuesdays to Fridays at 21:30 on Comedy Central, DStv channel 122 
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"as I walked through this massive temple in Beijing, I mean in the middle of Mpumalanga" LOLOLOLOL 🤣😂 @1:10
that's bronkhorstspruit
Am I deceived? Or is this yet another intelligent young man from the most beautiful continent on the globe? Daily Show just gettin' better n' better.
Loyiso killed this segment... Daaaaam he did a good job. Trevor should feature him more often.
Ikr I want to see more of him.
Loyiso is hilarious! and this topic is deep and I learned something too hahaha
He reminds me of Jaboukie
@@TM1Forever no...he's better than Jaboukie...Jaboukie n Costa are just a little over the top for me
Who is this guy?! I love him...we want more, we want more
He said *"We have clowns, all over the continent as leaders"* and as an African, this.... *THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING!!*
Jokers I tell you, all of them. I was even starting to think that stupidity is a requirement to actually becoming a politician here in Africa.
Ha! We have them here in America, too - ex. the 45th President!
But at least for now, America is still wealthy and has checks and balances - powerful individuals, groups, corporations, the press, etc., to reel in the clowns.
But it is a fight.
Our leaders in Africa don't care about the future that's the main issue no Long Term mentality
Out of all Africa's debt, china's is 7%,chill man! Don't let the western media fool you. China is the best thing happening to Africa at the moment
@@washingtonomari7213 It would be much better if the Africans were more involved in making these products and exporting them, rather than having products and goods, etc., imported. The profit goes to China.
Look at American history. The people Native to what is now called the "Americas" - North, Central and South America, seemed to have went through what is happening to Africans now in Africa. Five-hundred years later, well let's just say it didn't work out so well for the Native Americans (so-called "Indians").
Africans never learn. "We have no friends..." (Ancestor Dr. John Henrick Clarke)
No one has friends,only others with common interest.
Did the Doctor ever learn that his name isnt african too.
im disgusted to say the least, trevor is now the new nelson mandela - bloody sellout
eza mabona ...Omgness! I was worried that everyone has missed the point of the video of showing the new Sell out Trevor! I new he would finally wound up a puppet, the question was when. Well it’s here. Smh!
MaiAngelTv are you on Twitter? @air_zar
Am dying at the run to tell Trevor 'we are being colonized!' *insert dramatic music *😂😂
Nice presentation, Loyiso! Thanks for putting a focus on Africa. Will be nice to see other countries in Africa.
I'm glad Loyiso is getting some recognition, brilliant comedian.
We need more of these videos about entire Africa
4:55 "Hold up Comrade!" 😭😂😂😂☠️ Zweli was never ready!
😂 the comrade is saying what he said on a show watched by children, he obviously needs to be called to order.
Colonisation starts in small seemingly innocent steps, looks like history does repeat itself
Thanks Trevor for using your platform you put South Africa (and Africa as a whole) in people awesomeness.
Order comrade!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
The comrade went all in🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 he is right to ne worried
Can't believe my tiny Town made it to the daily show, bronkhorstspruit
But on a serious note!!! South Africa needs to be careful, if they could see how Chinese people treat Africans or the things they say about us
Shout out 🇿🇦
That's gotta be the most Dutch name for a place I've ever even read 🤦🏽♂️😭 the irony
Fully agree btw
@@jinjalord lol right!
eBrongoro
Such a beautiful place ...Love from the North WEst
Hold up hold up comrade 😂😂😂
"We have clowns all over the continent" 😂😂😂😂😂
I did not expect Lyiso's interviewee to have an afrikanner accent - MORE FROM LOYISO PLEASE -- this is amazing and funny and relevant to us all - thank you!
Problem is the transparency all these contracts etc... need to be made transparent and available for scrutiny
Wow! Loyiso you sound so original poe. First time I see you, but I'm a fan for sure.
I retract my comment. Now I remember watching ur clips a while ago. You look so much younger there.
The way he said “ zwelinzima Vavi ” so tonically and vibrating timber .
Simply beautiful
How are we as Africa just seated and enjoying this? Are we not human enough to rule ourselves and develop on our own?
Africans can do it!
- Stick together!
- Learn your TRUE history and learn from it!
- Get educated.
- Start businesses.
- Network with each other - SUPPORT each other.
- Don't take any crap from any foreigner on your own soil. If they don't like you, they can leave.
- Pass down to the future generations.
There's more - but this a good start.
Finally my boy is on the screen
That's a True story there bro, and its scares the shit out of me... and Big up for featuring Loyiso, good going... China is taking over bru
I actually learned this in high school geography. They do classic coloniser things such as building roads to then make money of the resources the roads lead to. I forgot the details, sorry about that but if I learn this in Dutch high school that might tell you there is something going on.
This is a big mistake for Africa!!! China does not have Africa's best interests. Look at Jamaica.
Neither does France. Nor the US. Nobody does, not even Africans.
China went through the same hardships as us Africans, they are way better than the west.
@@ruvilakazi4237 they are capitalizing on the resources in Africa. Just because they went through hardship gives them the right to overtake Africa and keep them in dept.
How can someone else have your best interest? Are you a child? Ever heard of "personal responsibility"?
@@ruvilakazi4237 Actually, China had it worse. 16 years of almost constant warfare from the occupation of Manchuria to the sack of Nanking (I haven't even mentioned the Opium wars), life under Mao Zedong and socialist brainwashing. Before the 1700s, most of the world's wealth was concentrated in China and India, and the West looted it away, yet China didn't ask for reparations from either the West or Japan. They aren't bitter and continue to trade with both Japan and the China (two of their biggest trading partners even with the US-China trade war going on). They haven't blamed their failures on 'not having a good foundation due to colonialism and conflict with outside forces'. They knew that whether they liked it or not the responsibility to change their fortunes and destinies resided with them and not with anyone else. China is what African nations could have been had they taken responsibility. I feel ashamed when nations that where better off than China thirty years ago look at China like the new messiah for Africa. I mean, don't they have any shame or pride?
I'm sick of the externalist explanations as to why Africa is so backward. Colonialism doesn't stop you from building toilets for your poor now does it? It's so shameful
4:55 The only part I found funny was, "Hold on! Hold on! Order, comrade!"
Vamavid First Trevor Noah content I didn’t even crack a single smile about! 🤮🤮🤮 There’s nothing to laugh about when someone sits on a couch basically saying that if we don’t rape you someone else will so may as well be us!
"AH MAN...WE"RE SLUTS" killed me lmfao
I just didn't find this topic funny at all. Who owns those SA corporations investing in China. That's the real question. This topic makes me wanna kick someone in the stomach.
Definitely not any black person
@UCPSt6vaxxyIqpCuBRKM5izQ You're not making me feel any better, Paul.
www.marxist.com/turmoil-in-steinhof-and-naspers-exposes-crisis-of-the-big-capitalists.htm
But thanks for trying. ❤
@@karabomonembe805 lolol no.
I'm not surprised by much. But I looked up the crash and the companies and yes it happened. Entire SA gov pensions were wiped out. That post was in response to a post that is now deleted.
Tracey Wingfield it’s satire
"eehhh hold on hold on! Order comrade" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:56 ordaah comrade 🤣🤣
Yes ,thank you Trevor for bringing up this topic. We are being colonised
Oh my hat she has an South African accent! 🤗
😍😍
Please make more of these comedy Central. African needs a self development book though
This dude is super funny!
Order order comrade!
Thanks for covering this!!
He was right when he said Africa is a slit. And right to say Africa doesn't have leaders. We have clowns. Well said
Loyiso Madinga❤️❤️❤️
This is heart breaking..... OH GOD don't let it happen please 🙏🏿🙏🏿
He won't. We will be fine Khan❤
Great segment.
china is basicallly doing what britain and america did
Really ? How many people has China killed in Africa yet?
I suspect you misunderstand the meaning of the word basically
Then explain what you basically mean. Otherwise we are talking about a possible new colonialism of China on Africa and we compare China to Europe and America. What I know is that we have been having over more than 500 years contacts with Europeans. In this time we had slavery, colonialism, postcolonialism, appropriation of resources, unfair trade deals towards Africans, cultural assimilation and that goes on.
I wrote that statement in a stance that supports the Chinese doing business with our continent...
@@bondj3535slavery and colonizing was already in Africa you idiot. What you think African tribes did to each other.. brother ahahahq
Thank u trev 4 putting on Loyiso
😂 this is hilariously true. Kubi
YAASSS!! Give me more Comedy Central Africa!!! That was informative and hilarious!!!
The difference being that those South African companies in China are only going to profit themselves and not the country.
The Chinese government profiting off Africa will likely benefit their people more... Still a form of colonisation
I loved this new addition. Trevor is so kind
When entertainment becomes educational. Great content. BigUps
We need more of these
Im in tears...Nice one, loved Loyiso, may we see more of him...
Order Comrade 😂😂😂😂😂 Zweli maar!!
Loyiso you’ve got a new fan brother!! U done a great job 👌🏾
More Loyiso! More coverage on other countries besides America!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Order Comrade.
See The #RedFlag, #DefineBoundaries....Don't Let Your New Bae Treat You Like The Last One. ☝🏾! 😂
Loyiso Loyiso Loyiso.. dàmn this guy is good. UBhele, uLanga .. beautiful segment
HAVE NOT LAUGH SO HARD LIKE THIS IN A LONG TIME! INFO-COMEDI; Y'ALL NEW CORRESPONDED IS KILLING IT.
Lol 😂 that last part
I need more Loyiso!
hold on hold on order comrade .lol
This was obviously made to be consumable for European and Chinese viewers to not feel attacked. The truth is yes, Africa and much of the Caribbean is being colonized. They want to be business partners but can they do so without devaluing us and our traditions in the process?
He said we are sluts😂😂😂😂I lost it
Amazing segment
Order comrade 😂😂😂😂this killed me
sooo basically rich corporations make massive profits no matter what and everyone else loses?
The cradle of the human race has been exploited for thousands of years and I dont ever see it ever stopping. We always go back to where we began.
That’s how Chinese government started occupying Tibet in the name of trade and development. Just saying💁🏻♀️
I love Loyiso....
Why doesn't South Africa just put HUGE tariffs on Chinese goods?.....Oh yeah that would be stupid.
You should really understand how tariffs work. Look whats happening in the US. It basically penalizes consumers and the businesses in the country that imposes the tariffs.
@@nonir670 -You should really read what I wrote.
@@christelheadington1136 I did
@@nonir670 she doesn't get it lol
Love the shade!!! ROTFLMAO 🤣
I'm a White Australian and the Chinese have taken over large sectors of the Australian economy here as well: they're our main client for mining, they own massive amounts of our prime farmland, urban real estate and their students dominate our universities. It's been great for all the big businesses in this country but it has undermined the interests of many ordinary Australians and they exert a lot of political pressure on us fully aware of our economic dependence on them. I don't blame them for doing what they're doing but it's had a massive impact.
Wow! I didn't know that Australia would be going through something like that, too! I assume that the Australians (and the Kiwi's?) have full control of their country. Ex. like Japan, Dubai, etc.
I love his voice.
Order comrade😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂LMAO
"ohh man,we are sluts" I died there..
"Order comrade"😭😂😂
Damn. That's that real shit. Great host
China is not colonizing anybody. USA is. I agree with that lady at 6:27.
China is doing the same thing that Britain and the USA have done for centuries the Asians are doing it now now.
Loyiso is amazing
"every jean"🤣🤣
Ey behave loool
Haha is Vavi doing a bit of acting or am I imagining it 😂
Loyiso is really good!
"Are Chinese people the new white people?" 😂🤣😂
After Trevor, Loyiso has the best accent. Maybe South Africa is the talent.
It's the mega-projects. China loans billions for some of these projects, but if (when) the client can't pay back, they have stipulations that demand territory (a port, strategic land). Kenya's railway is a case in point. Remember, there are hellalot of Chinese people, so train passengers will pay off by buying tickets. But if your population is not as dense, it might be difficult to pay off a railway or superhighway.
Look at the hydroelectric plants in Ecuador. Money borrowed from China. China gets building contracts, employs only Chinese, now completed damns function at 10% and falling apart. Ecuador can't pay loans because no income from damns. Ecuador still owes Chinese All of the money plus interest. That's ok because China will settle for all the mining rights of the Amazon. True story.
@@aliciaerickson9862 indeed, the Daily SHow dropped the ball on this one: www.nytimes.com/2018/12/24/world/americas/ecuador-china-dam.html
qz.com/africa/1634659/ethiopia-kenya-struggle-with-chinese-debt-over-sgr-railways/
Nicely done
Courageous! Great lets find capable politicians!
They are taking over the ports in many Caribbean islands. They are "helping" rebuild and build infrastructure for financial stake in these countries. But many times these agreements are very lopsided in favor of China. The work is done by Chinese workers . They keep separated from the people who are native and often bring all their needs with them. So no economic gain for the local businesses or people. It's obvious to everyone except the people who make the big decisions. Very sad.
AFRICA STRONG, AFRICA NEEDS NO COLONISERS!
"Hold on, hold on, order comrade"
I love this show
That man is so true!!!
You gotta bring him back on the show.
Akwaba ubuyibethe ngesiXhosa la-part ka Vavi, with subtitles mchana (he might have just said, kuzonuka udakada). nice one!!!
Thank you. Great video. I Also think there can be mutual benefits to this but we cant just dive in blindly. And neither side should forget that building a corporate world is the worst idea ever, so EVERYONE needs to be paying attention to that... And both sides should only allow small businesses and the huge investors should be quiet frankly, Told to FUCKOFF
Loyiso killed this presentation 🇿🇦
😂
"order comrade"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 "aah, man. We're sluts" 😂😂😂😂
I don't think S. Africa has as much to worry about bc they are bigger & more powerful than other African countries but there are other places that aren't fairing so well with Chinese deals
Africa should wake up
It really should
I am starting to get annoyed by how they do things......we should be getting somewhere by now. 🤦🏽♀️
Best Daily Show segment ever! You had Vavi in the mix, the white boy whose there to get laid but has still has his opinions, a good old celebration of diversity. Trevor, you've done wonders for this show, and Loyiso, fucking killing it.
"ahhhhh man we're sluts" 😂😂😂😂😂
👍 witty informative