Things A Drummer will Never Say

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @BillyFromDaA443
    @BillyFromDaA443 9 лет назад +456

    "wow my snare is tuned perfectly"

    • @Packhuffer
      @Packhuffer 8 лет назад +5

      I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME!

    • @martonkardos8094
      @martonkardos8094 7 лет назад +5

      I think it for a second, when I just've got it tuned up. Next moment I think it sounds horrible XD

    • @ForFearItsChris
      @ForFearItsChris 6 лет назад

      billy bonolis if a drummer does say that, and he’s under 25 years old, get ready for the worst snare sound of your life 😂😂😂

  • @PolyphonicPress
    @PolyphonicPress 10 лет назад +319

    Video should be called "Things Successful Drummers Say"

    • @ajc1603
      @ajc1603 9 лет назад +30

      Polyphonic Press A good drummer always shares his weed!

  • @username55ify
    @username55ify 8 лет назад +312

    "So I've been reading this great book lately!" That killed me, holy shit.

    • @jnfransoi6998
      @jnfransoi6998 6 лет назад

      Standard Trevor i was reading the comment at the same time he said it

  • @ragemodeon3441
    @ragemodeon3441 9 лет назад +543

    "i'm gonna play this song exactly as it's written" HAHAHAHAHAHA never said and never will do xD

    • @Blackand
      @Blackand 8 лет назад +13

      stop using written bullshit and learn by ear, godamn, its not that hard

    • @ragemodeon3441
      @ragemodeon3441 8 лет назад +6

      kaika ku actually that is what I do :/

    • @ThereaalSP
      @ThereaalSP 8 лет назад +1

      Rage ModeOn same

    • @GangGang-qk1se
      @GangGang-qk1se 8 лет назад +7

      Rage ModeOn I try to do the song how it is played unless it can help the band. For example if the way the song was written was throwing the bassist off

    • @wagilini9723
      @wagilini9723 8 лет назад

      It's likely that you shouldn't play the song exactly as it's written on the page.

  • @RevolutionInsignia
    @RevolutionInsignia 8 лет назад +81

    "Of course I respect your opinion"
    "Yes, I've taken lessons. I don't think there's really ever a 'self taught' "
    "I love Buddy Rich!"
    "Metal drumming honestly isn't the most technical, just look a classic jazz and swing drummers like Gene Krupa"
    "You're right guys, I was off time!"
    "You want to throw in some suggestions?"
    "If I really practiced as much as I said, I'd be professional by now"
    "That tuning did kinda sound off huh?"
    "I really need to wrap up this session guys, I need to return home promptly to finish my thesis statement for my PhD. in Biochemistry"
    "No, I don't need to borrow money, but I appreciate your offer"
    "I can read music"
    "I can read"

    • @Home-u6g
      @Home-u6g 6 лет назад +1

      +ռɨƈ.ɦօʟǟsb That's a pretty narrow mindset

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад +1

      Come on, I've NEVER even heard of a guitar player who could tell a drum was badly tuned...:)

    • @createnewhandle_
      @createnewhandle_ 5 лет назад

      @@Nicholxsb I play drums and guitar. I can't read music worth shit.

    • @FelixWheatfield
      @FelixWheatfield 5 лет назад

      Actually, as a drummer, Buddy Rich in my opinion is overrated. Elvin Jones is where it's at

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 5 лет назад

      @@createnewhandle_ i can read in a few clefs. Badly in all of them. Lol. Bass/treble/grand staff and percussion.

  • @leeschmitz993
    @leeschmitz993 8 лет назад +43

    Things only drummers say - "That's fine. I know we all are an equal part of the band. But I'll set up everyone's equipment, while the lead guitarist hits on my wife, the lead vocalist snorts coke, and the bassist decides whether or not to even show up."

  • @andrewwheeldon3957
    @andrewwheeldon3957 9 лет назад +90

    How do you know a drummer is at the door - the knocking speeds up.

    • @thebritishguys6304
      @thebritishguys6304 6 лет назад

      I laughed way too hard at that comment.. relatable af 😂

    • @A_Noite666
      @A_Noite666 6 лет назад

      AHAHAHAH

    • @skyekafka
      @skyekafka 6 лет назад +2

      How do you get rid of them? Pay for the pizza.

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 5 лет назад

      Micah Kafka 😆😆😆

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 лет назад

      Or you start hearing a paradiddle...

  • @madridislife8612
    @madridislife8612 7 лет назад +28

    "I'm going to play my music exactly as it's written" I laughed way to hard at this

  • @eddiecobain6758
    @eddiecobain6758 8 лет назад +42

    "My neighbours love me, they love hearing me practice everyday!" was good but.... "metronomes are my favourite" HAHAHAHAHHA TOO GOOD DUDE xDDDDD

  • @ILikeWafflz
    @ILikeWafflz 9 лет назад +115

    "3/4 is my favorite time signature" What? Do drummers generally dislike 3/4?
    My favorite thing with drumming is playing around with time signatures.

    • @fleagalisyourdaddy
      @fleagalisyourdaddy 9 лет назад +11

      Just jokes. Drummers love hard time signatures.

    • @KillianDeaton
      @KillianDeaton 9 лет назад +3

      +ILikeWafflz different time signatures make it fun, with just 4/4 it can get boring.

    • @ILikeWafflz
      @ILikeWafflz 9 лет назад +3

      +Killian Deaton I understand that. What had me a bit confused was the title of the video being "Things A Drummer will Never Say", suggesting drummers (at least the generic ones people make fun of) actually don't like 3/4.
      I'm just wondering what a drummer might dislike about the time signature.

    • @KillianDeaton
      @KillianDeaton 9 лет назад

      ILikeWafflz Well, it's not the easiest to adjust to for some. I'll give it that. Personally, I think it's easy, along with cut time, 2/4 time, and comet time. Once you get to 5/4 and anything above that, excluding 6/8 time, things can get tricky

    • @ILikeWafflz
      @ILikeWafflz 9 лет назад +1

      +Killian Deaton When I play and make an effort to avoid 4/4 and 12/8 just to see what I can get, I find 5/4 (in the form of 5/8 + 5/8, and not 2/4 + 3/4), and 9/8 to be the time signatures I end up slipping into.
      Playing in odd sixteenths is a bit more challenging, but I've managed to figure it out a couple of times.
      What is comet time? I can't find anything looking it up.

  • @averagebusinessmen2
    @averagebusinessmen2 9 лет назад +82

    I've been reading this great book lately.
    That KILLED me

  • @derf291
    @derf291 9 лет назад +45

    What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

    • @jojobear138
      @jojobear138 7 лет назад +1

      fred minor first of all, ouch my feelings , second of all how dare you. XD

    • @tyeverette20
      @tyeverette20 6 лет назад

      fred minor I'm a drummer and I don't get the joke

    • @Szukk
      @Szukk 6 лет назад

      What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
      A drummer.

    • @drummerboy0620
      @drummerboy0620 6 лет назад

      What do you call a fred minor without a life? An idiot

    • @matthewmiller9485
      @matthewmiller9485 4 года назад

      What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend?
      A bassist!

  • @BrandonTownsend
    @BrandonTownsend 8 лет назад +10

    "Yea I'll use brushes. I love brushes." Hahaha. That one killed me!

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 9 лет назад +2

    "I know EXACTLY where the match to this stick is."

  • @7R1KKY
    @7R1KKY 6 лет назад +2

    You forgot "Oh, you're tuning? Alright, I'll stop playing."

  • @JohnSmith-ol9zd
    @JohnSmith-ol9zd 9 лет назад +107

    A rock drummer wouldn't say these. But most jazz or orchestra members can read,

    • @sicus5D
      @sicus5D 9 лет назад +44

      +Low Battery You dont have drummers in orchestra, you have percussionists.

    • @Sky_Lamby
      @Sky_Lamby 9 лет назад +8

      Even in some bands, you have percussionist and not drummers, because why confine yourself to one instrument when you could play eight at a time am I right?

    • @chrisboon6354
      @chrisboon6354 9 лет назад +7

      +sicus5D you do not have percussionists you have a conductor who managed to hold on to both sticks

    • @danielwilby6657
      @danielwilby6657 9 лет назад +2

      +sicus5D jazz orchestra?

    • @deanboy2416
      @deanboy2416 7 лет назад +5

      black metal drummer here, been saying about 80% of things he mentioned, including playing the song exactly as written, being quieter and using the metronome (or click track).
      \m/

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 9 лет назад +2

    "My kick pedal has NEVER fallen apart."

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад

      Mine hasn't. Even the cheap ones that are with the kit.
      If you destroy them, you have to learn how to treat your stuff :)

  • @basedfitness1592
    @basedfitness1592 10 лет назад +6

    What I've learned is that a drummer and a bassists should have a tight connection

  • @paigemartins286
    @paigemartins286 8 лет назад +71

    "Yeah I love brushes!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @troyboi7662
      @troyboi7662 7 лет назад

      Paige Martins my band actually asked me to play with brushes for a gig😂🤦‍♂️ that part killed me lol

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад

      We don't like friggin "hot rods," either...

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 3 года назад

      @@troyboi7662 Time to double the price or just tone down. Lol. See Bernard Purdie. Enough said. Or...James Gadson (Marvin Gay's sofa video of "I want You") as well as Bill Withers. Nick Mason, too.

  • @danny2thewanny
    @danny2thewanny 8 лет назад +56

    The difference between drummers and percussionists

    • @tajbaber9425
      @tajbaber9425 6 лет назад +2

      There's also a difference between a drummer and a guy that plays drums.

  • @Archived0
    @Archived0 8 лет назад +13

    0:18 is something I've said a few times.

  • @obiplays5270
    @obiplays5270 9 лет назад +3

    "As a matter of fact Ill put my shirt back on"
    "The bassit is more attractive than me"
    You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, sub earned!

  • @motomedic5057
    @motomedic5057 9 лет назад +17

    Truly there has not been a more spot on video in history. Lol I should work on my rudiments, haha

    • @TheApostleofRock
      @TheApostleofRock 9 лет назад

      +Moto Medic Seriously though. I do need to. But I don't lol

  • @sambeason3820
    @sambeason3820 6 лет назад +1

    “What do you thing about this collared shirt. I think I’ll wear it next gig instead of the wife beater, It’s more classy”.

  • @alexlyster8679
    @alexlyster8679 8 лет назад +1

    that last one i don't think anyone will ever say

  • @michielvanderheyden4960
    @michielvanderheyden4960 9 лет назад +22

    "I love click tracks" hahah xD

    • @Hennu_TRM
      @Hennu_TRM 6 лет назад +1

      I'm a drummer (somewhat new to drums, not super great) and a friend of mine recently challenged me to start playing with a click and I actually love it because I can already tell it's making me a way better musician.

  • @Sighbot
    @Sighbot 6 лет назад +2

    "In the words of Shakespeare..."

  • @Astromyxin
    @Astromyxin 8 лет назад +3

    I don't actually say, "Hey guys help yourself to my weed and beer", but it's implied.

  • @GastrophetDrum
    @GastrophetDrum 10 лет назад +6

    I lolled a few times. "..yeah I'll use brushes, I love Brushes." hahaha FTS...I have to buy new brushes : (

  • @idkhow
    @idkhow 7 лет назад +3

    "My snare is tuned perfectly"

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 5 лет назад

      Lots of garbage snares out there, I guess. I neved have to touch my Ludwig 402. And it's not even a DW.

  • @jsaktube
    @jsaktube 8 лет назад +2

    Lmao "I'm going to play this music exactly how it was written " Too funny

  • @AmericanSpyFox
    @AmericanSpyFox 7 лет назад +1

    unfortuanitely, Dave Grohl, made every aspiring drummer believe all you have to do is hit the heads as hard as you can.

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 9 лет назад +1

    "Yeah I tuned them before you guys got here."

  • @vincentfloritto473
    @vincentfloritto473 6 лет назад +1

    "So about my full time job." lol!

  • @V8trickshot
    @V8trickshot 9 лет назад +3

    " your right my drums are out of tune "

  • @jesusquillen5460
    @jesusquillen5460 7 лет назад +1

    "Hey guys help yourself to my weed" haha every drummers nightmare

  • @851852093114208513
    @851852093114208513 9 лет назад +33

    @ 1:00 - I think the other one there should be "I can read music" :p

    • @fuzzylogiceire
      @fuzzylogiceire 9 лет назад

      ***** Lots of drummers can read music.

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 9 лет назад +1

      fuzzylogiceire - So can a lot of guitarists, but if you showed me a guitarist and asked me if he could read sheet music I'd guess "No."

    • @MrJman910
      @MrJman910 9 лет назад

      ***** I'm a drummer and I can read music, but drum music doesn't help much unless I'm trying to play a jazz solo or something.

    • @851852093114208513
      @851852093114208513 9 лет назад +1

      Jackson Ward
      - Well yeah, like, I mean a lot of drummers I know either started in a school band or played in the school's jazz band or something, so plenty of them can read music just fine, and some of them I could even print out the sheet music for drum parts I had written and give it to them before practice and they could learn their parts that way (which was AWESOME).
      But like, I learned drums by just playing along with CDs and stuff. I can read music, but I can't sight-read or anything because I learned theory separately from playing.
      I imagine most stereotypical "rock" drummers can't read music the same way that most stereotypical rock guitarists can't read music.

    • @fuzzylogiceire
      @fuzzylogiceire 9 лет назад

      I find reading very important as it allows me to understand and practice from all the educational drum books out there (Stick Control, Syncopation, etc) These would be exercises though. At this moment in time, I would struggle to sight read a full chart.

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 9 лет назад +2

    "I'd better replace this busted head."

  • @racynot
    @racynot 9 лет назад +7

    This is my favorite video on all of RUclips.

  • @dredde1536
    @dredde1536 7 лет назад +1

    One for this video could've been: "Where are my earplugs!?"

  • @TanksGoInFirst
    @TanksGoInFirst 8 лет назад +6

    Jared Dines called, he want's his videos back......................................

  • @deekerr1613
    @deekerr1613 7 лет назад +1

    These videos are actually very helpful and make great progress markers. I've noticed that I've been beginning to say more and more things from joke videos like these which shows how I'm improving as a musician.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 8 лет назад +2

    "did anyone see where I left the book I've been reading?"

  • @krism3401
    @krism3401 10 лет назад +6

    LOL "I'm certainly not the most
    Talented member of the band; the bassist is" - then shoot him hahaha 🔫

  • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
    @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 7 лет назад +1

    I got one!
    Regarding pot: "No, I'm good." lol!

  • @samdunkksu2b129
    @samdunkksu2b129 9 лет назад +1

    "No no I'll pay for the pizza" *pulls out a 50* xD damn that pizza straight fro. Italy

  • @jackwilczynski6957
    @jackwilczynski6957 7 лет назад +1

    “I put to many fills in that song, why would I learn to twirl my sticks and does anyone need to borrow some money,” you will never hear me say that and if you do, I give you permission to bitch slap me

  • @DrummerJulian
    @DrummerJulian 8 лет назад +1

    i am a Drummer and i say this is great video

  • @justinuihlein8761
    @justinuihlein8761 9 лет назад +1

    This man is the MAN! From one Drummer to another---Thanks! Flat out GREAT!Your DW drums are most impressive.....

  • @Packhuffer
    @Packhuffer 8 лет назад +1

    "Go ahead and help yourself to my weed"

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 3 года назад

      I think you may need a better class of lowlife. I never heard of anyone, even total strangers, not automatically offering to share. Lol

  • @KitCotter
    @KitCotter 9 лет назад +1

    Brilliant... I've spent 50 yrs in bands, sooo accurate... well done, man

  • @dastuffz
    @dastuffz 9 лет назад +1

    "I need to work on my rudiments" genuinely laughed out loud

  • @ND-iz6dd
    @ND-iz6dd 7 лет назад

    I usually dont watch these types of videos but this one was actually funny. Keep making good videos.

  • @MatthewJury
    @MatthewJury 9 лет назад +4

    Click tracks are my favorite!

  • @vesak988
    @vesak988 9 лет назад +11

    Well. I say most of these things.. what is wrong with me? :D

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 9 лет назад +4

    1:34
    That rack is not tuned to A flat - it's C sharp

  • @jameskirkbydrums
    @jameskirkbydrums 6 лет назад

    i do love click tracks though, helps me lock in and i can float around with subdivisions and displacements over it :)

  • @gerardsgrill9091
    @gerardsgrill9091 9 лет назад +1

    "I put too many fills in that song, as they say, less is more!"
    "Y'know what, imma put my shirt back on"

  • @gavingriffith6016
    @gavingriffith6016 6 лет назад

    "So I was looking at the music..." 😂😂😂😂😂 This video is amazing

  • @ZacMetal99
    @ZacMetal99 7 лет назад +1

    "So I've been reading this book lately."

  • @BoogsAccount
    @BoogsAccount 10 лет назад +1

    "Does anyone need to borrow some money?"

  • @backofthefrontseat
    @backofthefrontseat 6 лет назад

    As someone who recently started drumming for an orchestra I relate tot this so much!

  • @wirawhyra
    @wirawhyra 8 лет назад +1

    2:24 definitely I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER SAY THIS THING i don't even understand how to read music lol

  • @iisaacbailey
    @iisaacbailey 8 лет назад +1

    When he he said go ahead and help your self to my weed I cracked up laughing 😂

  •  7 лет назад

    thanks man. Seriously dude, its been a long while since I had a genuine laugh. That was hilarious.

  • @marcmcshane
    @marcmcshane 7 лет назад

    ha! i would have added "i'll let you guys tune before i start playing"

  • @TheChordstruckPony
    @TheChordstruckPony 8 лет назад +1

    "Can we use a click track on this one?"
    I HEAR SO MANY DRUMMERS SCREAM THIS ONE TO ME
    "I'm gonna get piano lessons."
    Word that around to "can you give me piano lessons" and you'd hear it everyday.

  • @nadir6661
    @nadir6661 6 лет назад

    hi... is that snare a supestar Tama snare

  • @Rezbomb98
    @Rezbomb98 8 лет назад

    "Go ahead an help yourself to my beer" omf, lol, glad someone mentioned it

  • @notanyoneimportant2991
    @notanyoneimportant2991 7 лет назад +1

    The sarcasm is strong with this one

  • @BradyThomas
    @BradyThomas 9 лет назад +1

    I dont get the 3\4 joke.

    • @JuStMe2414
      @JuStMe2414 9 лет назад

      It's a time signature that can be difficult to play haha

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 9 лет назад

      3/4 is a BORING time signature, I'm into odd meters.

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 9 лет назад

      3/4 is baby stuff

  • @picsnation4819
    @picsnation4819 9 лет назад +1

    This is the funniest hing ive seen all month

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 9 лет назад

    How about, "Oh sorry, are you trying to tune? Here, I'll stop playing for a second. I'll wait to practice my tom fills when you're finished."

  • @SCVis
    @SCVis 8 лет назад +1

    "Pianissimo" Hahahahahahahaahahahaha

  • @wakingupfrom
    @wakingupfrom 6 лет назад

    "does anyone need to borrow some money" SO FUNNY!

  • @evanmorris5311
    @evanmorris5311 8 лет назад

    "I think I'm going to actually play what's on the music"never will say that in my life and never do that

  • @GeoffreyGentryMusic
    @GeoffreyGentryMusic 6 лет назад

    0:43 That one is the most painfully accurate one for me. I've been through it.

  • @naufaladen2401
    @naufaladen2401 7 лет назад

    "Oh you're tuning? I'll be quite for a while"

  • @odas9274
    @odas9274 7 лет назад

    I sometimes say some of these, because i don't do rock drumming, i read notes

  • @joshauadrummer7180
    @joshauadrummer7180 9 лет назад +6

    Decrescendo......really

    • @tomgio1
      @tomgio1 6 лет назад

      He could have gone even fancier with “diminuendo”

  • @enderman6777
    @enderman6777 7 лет назад

    You can see the pain in his eyes.

  • @gerardsgrill9091
    @gerardsgrill9091 9 лет назад +1

    This might be the funniest, and most true video, on the internet about drummers.

  • @Adam-bq6ic
    @Adam-bq6ic 9 лет назад +1

    "help yourself to some of my weed" hahahaha

  • @randys5568
    @randys5568 9 лет назад +1

    Both things about the bassist is something that no one in a band will say.

  • @mushtombofficial
    @mushtombofficial 9 лет назад +2

    your Owen Wilson impression would be amazing

  • @bassesatta9235
    @bassesatta9235 7 лет назад

    did this guy just describe henleys drumming and personality?

  • @ethancarr8555
    @ethancarr8555 8 лет назад +1

    This should be titled as "If Owen Wilson was a drummer"

  • @technoreb4201
    @technoreb4201 9 лет назад +4

    I'm a drummer and I say a lot of these because I'm edgy and rebellious.

  • @528freddy
    @528freddy 7 лет назад

    i lost my sh*t when he said: "Ive been reading this great book lately"

  • @TheFreakOfNature26
    @TheFreakOfNature26 6 лет назад

    "Did I show you guys my college diploma?"
    "Did I show you guys my high school diploma?"
    Dead.

  • @MysteryMan852
    @MysteryMan852 7 лет назад

    ''Pianissimo''
    Yeh, I'm fairly certain that's every non-jazz drummers worst nightmare.

  • @JPelus
    @JPelus 7 лет назад

    2:24 especially.. I wish my band knew wtf I was talking about.

  • @drumsavvy8224
    @drumsavvy8224 3 года назад

    "That other drummer that fills in"😁

  • @thebritishguys6304
    @thebritishguys6304 6 лет назад

    3/4 is my favourite time signature 😂

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler 6 лет назад

    "Hey guys, wanna see my high school diploma" golden

  • @GasMaskedMidget
    @GasMaskedMidget 9 лет назад +162

    I've said like 90% of these and I am a drummer...

    • @ModdedCalculator
      @ModdedCalculator 9 лет назад +10

      You are so good

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 9 лет назад +36

      GasMaskedMidget You sound like a musician, not a drummer.

    • @stephenchildress7275
      @stephenchildress7275 9 лет назад +2

      Jason Bay lol

    • @Minoeman
      @Minoeman 9 лет назад +4

      GasMaskedMidget ....I fucking love click tracks....

    • @Minoeman
      @Minoeman 9 лет назад +1

      GasMaskedMidget Oh, and brushes. Brushes are fucking awesome.

  • @jesuscr1tikal
    @jesuscr1tikal 7 лет назад

    hy does this remind me of jared dines?

  • @teknical100
    @teknical100 8 лет назад +1

    I am crying here, so good.

  • @juliotironi7694
    @juliotironi7694 7 лет назад +1

    "Metronomes are my favorites"
    Ughhhhhhhhhhhh xD

  • @JvdB01
    @JvdB01 8 лет назад +1

    "pianissimo" wahahaaa too true!