Jeff Allen Lock the Door

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 253

  • @bipolarvortex
    @bipolarvortex 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've seen Jeff live three times. He is always hilarious and a delight to behold.

  • @gwendymiles3379
    @gwendymiles3379 5 лет назад +281

    Really a pleasure to listen to someone funny that doesn’t feel the need to use profanity in EVERY sentence. Thank you!!!

    • @caseysimon6357
      @caseysimon6357 4 года назад +8

      Gwendy Miles fuck yeah it is 👍🏼

    • @survivrs
      @survivrs 4 года назад +4

      Gwendy Miles, I enjoy good comedy which means I don't care if there is profanity or not. If they are truly funny, I enjoy it with or without the profanity, but if they are relying on the profanity to make something funny, I don't waste my time on them. Ron White would be my favorite comedian who uses a LOT of profanity, same with George Carlin, RIP. As for comedians who use little or no profanity, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Gabriel Iglesias, (Fluffy), and Jeff Dunham can make me laugh so hard with little or no profanity.

    • @paulvalentine1483
      @paulvalentine1483 4 года назад +2

      Fucking yeah!

    • @guyparris4871
      @guyparris4871 4 года назад

      Oh shut the fuck up!

    • @fkblmwhistlindieselisagoof5925
      @fkblmwhistlindieselisagoof5925 4 года назад

      Wow what the fuck and your an adult lol

  • @yesitsme2053
    @yesitsme2053 5 лет назад +65

    Worst crowd, I'd be so uncomfortable to keep going. Well done 🙌🏽

  • @StefanyJohnson
    @StefanyJohnson 5 лет назад +335

    Wrong crowd. This dude’s hilarious!

    • @rycherulz
      @rycherulz 5 лет назад +9

      Looks like he had to open up for a band of some kind. I hate when they do that to comics. If the crowd is there for music, makes the comic have to work that much harder to win them over.

    • @brianfoster4493
      @brianfoster4493 4 года назад +3

      @@rycherulz seriously. Lame crowd

  • @genegarneau3822
    @genegarneau3822 4 года назад +3

    Same thing happened to me. Mrs Graff. The meanest 4th grade teacher that ever existed. I swear to God that this women could not wait until every morning I walk into class. I had masses ADHD. This women would beat me in front of the class almost everyday. I thank the lord today there is no more teachers like Mrs Graff. I pray today she found the lord. Thank you God.

  • @need4HIM
    @need4HIM 5 лет назад +22

    His routines are hilarious! Love them.

  • @garychandler4296
    @garychandler4296 5 лет назад +58

    Can't get enough of this genius! He's like Tim Allen without the goofy.

  • @elianaboer7078
    @elianaboer7078 6 лет назад +85

    So can relate the ADHD humor! I can relate. And the clean humor is so refreshing!

  • @jeankelly4230
    @jeankelly4230 5 лет назад +21

    What I love is that my husband and I can completely relate to his jokes! Shows how funny real life can be lol

  • @McL0VINNN
    @McL0VINNN 5 лет назад +116

    Dr diagnosed me with ADD 3 years ago. After 6 months of intensive treatment I have learned that... Squirrel!!!

  • @eva-mariacoughlin9456
    @eva-mariacoughlin9456 4 года назад +16

    I love Jeff been his fan for many years, it’s frosts me when people don’t laugh! 😂 hahaha

  • @RBLong0928
    @RBLong0928 4 года назад +2

    I really appreciate that you keep your routines

  • @ashylarry3442
    @ashylarry3442 5 лет назад +417

    Crowd sucks. Dudes hilarious!

    • @Squarehead45
      @Squarehead45 5 лет назад +7

      Liberals...NO SENSE OF HUMOR,,NONE OF THEM DO. sad, huh

    • @micmackinnon7913
      @micmackinnon7913 5 лет назад +10

      I was thinking the same thing, he's a comic genius! That is one tight-ass crowd, felt bad for the guy.

    • @sandrabrown9112
      @sandrabrown9112 5 лет назад +3

      I laughed so hard this dude is hilarious!!!!!

    • @louiseanderson1505
      @louiseanderson1505 5 лет назад +4

      His talent is wasted on this audience

  • @mikewaddell8814
    @mikewaddell8814 2 года назад +1

    I'm crying so so real 😭 this guy is the goat 🐐🐐🐐

  • @iggyfritz7150
    @iggyfritz7150 5 лет назад +15

    So sad an audience of sheeple, this guy is the funniest clean humor comedian out there.
    I pray you get a spot on a popular late night, so the World can witness a great comic!

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 4 года назад +4

    Absolutely enjoyed this guy! So funny and I always love a comedian that doesn't constantly swear!! 🙌🏾

  • @josephhoyte629
    @josephhoyte629 5 лет назад +413

    This guy is the best .... now days bad filthy dirty language is the in thing...but this guy's simple language with good jokes 👍👍👍😎

    • @TipsyStrawberry
      @TipsyStrawberry 5 лет назад +20

      If you are looking for more clean comedy, check out dry bar comedy here on RUclips

    • @ImaCatMaia
      @ImaCatMaia 5 лет назад +15

      Check out Tim Hawkins

    • @gregstickler3798
      @gregstickler3798 5 лет назад +13

      Listen to Jeanne Robertson very funny totally family friendly
      And going way back bob newhart

    • @Fletchlie
      @Fletchlie 5 лет назад +1

      4 months 😲 Dude, you gotta think quicker than that 😂

    • @SuperJ213
      @SuperJ213 5 лет назад

      Certainly not the new trend. I grew up on Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison, etc, and that was 30+ years ago. In fact, you'd have a harder time finding "clean" comedy in the 80's or 90's than you do today it seems.

  • @siphodlamini2788
    @siphodlamini2788 5 лет назад +11

    Clean humour! Wonderful!

  • @PafMedic
    @PafMedic 2 года назад +2

    I Love This Man😂😂😂😂

  • @paul-wade-hampton5086
    @paul-wade-hampton5086 4 года назад +2

    Thank you for this video & God bless him & thank him for his services !

  • @NetsH08
    @NetsH08 5 лет назад +13

    I frigging love this guy, omg😂😂😂

  • @jeffb6348
    @jeffb6348 5 лет назад +36

    Must of been a "gas leak" in the audience, this man is a genius...

  • @petramarkovic6505
    @petramarkovic6505 5 лет назад +6

    This man is awesome! Made my day!😂😂😂

  • @gailsmilanich9272
    @gailsmilanich9272 3 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh Jeff Allen thank you and your wife for your son service to our country. My heart breaks for what this regime just did in Afghanistan. God bless our military and keep them safe. You are the funniest man on earth. Your testimony is raw and very powerful. God bless you brave comic!!

  • @pokerchannel6991
    @pokerchannel6991 5 лет назад +19

    This guy is really good.

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 5 лет назад +7

    That’s how children need to be raised, active!

  • @martinheath5947
    @martinheath5947 4 года назад +2

    So much truth it hurts!

  • @charlesmartin7347
    @charlesmartin7347 5 лет назад +43

    I love him ,hate that dry crowd that's the place where comedians cry after 10 minutes

  • @nealanpaulaking9708
    @nealanpaulaking9708 6 лет назад +34

    Thank you all vets

  • @keithkeefer9954
    @keithkeefer9954 4 года назад +2

    Super funny!

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 3 года назад +1

    I so enjoy his comedy. He's hilarious 😂😂😂.

  • @favored110
    @favored110 6 лет назад +21

    So funny - as a teacher I can relate.

  • @doughopkinsjr
    @doughopkinsjr 5 лет назад +83

    Omg I just found you scrolling thru youboob and I have to say I laughed my ass off. You're my father's age and the stories you tell are 100% accurate and hilarious! Thank you for the laugh keep them coming!

  •  6 лет назад +245

    lame crowd ! Funny guy

  • @cyndianderson7056
    @cyndianderson7056 4 года назад +4

    Love him!!!

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад +10

    Love Jeff. new to me. !

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk 5 лет назад +96

    Wow, they couldn't even clap when he said his son served six years and one tour of Iraq. He had to follow that up with another sentence before they clapped. Some other audiences would've started cheering before he finished what he was saying

    • @delhi93
      @delhi93 4 года назад

      You should listen better. The sentence wasn't finished.
      And may be the audience is not to keen on was after more then a decade and a half in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад

      @@delhi93 I heard it just fine, thanks, and what I said is accurate. Maybe you should listen better. The audience as a whole was the type that doesn't support the military, it doesn't matter how sick of war they may have been.

    • @jerryinman3044
      @jerryinman3044 4 года назад +1

      Only Patriots who love America understand the sacrifice made to serve our country.

  • @normansawatzky4778
    @normansawatzky4778 6 лет назад +172

    You can hear from the reaction, the people are washed in political correctness when he brought up adhd. So funny!!!

    • @j4blaser
      @j4blaser 5 лет назад +9

      Norman Sawatzky I noticed that too!!! Apparently many butthurt parents who had medicated their children...🙄😂

    • @arlenepayne309
      @arlenepayne309 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly what I thought when he brought that up!

    • @jo-annbastings
      @jo-annbastings 5 лет назад +4

      Norman Sawatzky you are sooo right...their loss though. Sad, very sad.

    • @dldfarm
      @dldfarm 5 лет назад +2

      Norman Sawatzky eh fuck em

  • @j4blaser
    @j4blaser 5 лет назад +7

    Love this guy!

  • @jesse4550
    @jesse4550 5 лет назад +144

    How the F do you not die laughing at "Gelator"!!

  • @047Kenny
    @047Kenny 5 лет назад +32

    “I said enjoy your video game, MY MAHN” 😂😂

  • @thomasjoyce1487
    @thomasjoyce1487 5 лет назад +4

    Definite sense of Humor! Hilarious .

  • @adventurecapitalist5001
    @adventurecapitalist5001 5 лет назад +1

    Dry. That is best. May God bless you abundantly.

  • @drivingparadox
    @drivingparadox 5 лет назад +213

    Tough crowd.

    • @faitht8432
      @faitht8432 5 лет назад +12

      Peter Phillips must be a southern baptist church...js

    • @ForexRevolution
      @ForexRevolution 5 лет назад +7

      exactly what i was thinking!

  • @samtrujillojr
    @samtrujillojr 5 лет назад +4

    Been married 27 years. So funny😆

  • @Carolinareaper4
    @Carolinareaper4 7 лет назад +34

    Haha I love this dude

  • @xlady7772
    @xlady7772 Год назад +1

    Paddle got my attention for a few minutes then to get diagnosed as a adult with add I told the doc it has worked for me I was a nurse I could multi task🤔😂😂😂

  • @sananto6896
    @sananto6896 5 лет назад +13

    Years ago when coaching youth sports, the hyper kids were fun to coach, because they never got tired. Today hyper kids are branded ADHD and put on medication. When school official suggested medication for my 10 year old grandson, I said to the officials 'go screw yourselves freaking idiots', and changed to a private school.

  • @247cmbcmb
    @247cmbcmb 5 лет назад +7

    He's HILARIOUS

  • @bigsabertoothbunny5986
    @bigsabertoothbunny5986 5 лет назад +7

    101st ALMOST Airborne, Army strong! Loved the brownie jokes :D

  • @meggrotte4760
    @meggrotte4760 4 года назад +2

    Yeah my kindergarteners drove me nuts the first three months particularly the boys I didn't know what is wrong with them

  • @jonkline709
    @jonkline709 5 лет назад +10

    Just loved his stuff. No nasty politics me to etc.

  • @MyMelinaaa
    @MyMelinaaa 4 года назад +2

    I support our troops!! ooorahh!! Thank you for your families service🌟🎖🎗⭐.🙂

  • @gordonmccoy4537
    @gordonmccoy4537 5 лет назад +7

    This guy's FUNNY....!

  • @kathymyers7279
    @kathymyers7279 5 лет назад +15

    This guy is SOO funny.

  • @widetrackerinkazoo6559
    @widetrackerinkazoo6559 5 лет назад +8

    The non PC nickname we used was for hyper kids was he/she's a spaz

  • @cavalryscout8720
    @cavalryscout8720 4 года назад +1

    Lol... it's been awhile since I laughed

  • @JediNiyte
    @JediNiyte 6 лет назад +119

    Dead crowd.

  • @elianaboer7078
    @elianaboer7078 6 лет назад +8

    This is great!

  • @donnajoseph-barford1076
    @donnajoseph-barford1076 4 года назад

    My 2 son's are ADHD just like their parents. I have them go up and down the stairs in the winter to be tire for bed and swim in summer. I also had them in sports like I was in. Both are smart and have great careers now. They are 29 & 32.

  • @jamesbooth12
    @jamesbooth12 4 года назад +2

    He’s hilarious. Just one thing to point out: People with ADHD untreated have a higher risk of drug abuse. ADHD is an impulsivity disorder. Your prefrontal cortex doesn’t work as well as others. Imagine your brain is a car, and you have leaky brakes. They typically make riskier decisions untreated. And if you have it, your child has a 40-50% chance of inheriting it. I only mention this because I don’t want people to hear his commentary on medicine and have that lead to people not getting the treatment they need. Otherwise, I’ve heard his standup before. He’s awesome.

  • @angiesewtherapy6628
    @angiesewtherapy6628 6 лет назад +5

    He's hilarious!

  • @paulbrasier372
    @paulbrasier372 5 лет назад +6

    You just told my exact life story !!!!!

  • @richardlandis793
    @richardlandis793 5 лет назад +45

    Soon after we were married, I would arrive home late from night classes. My wife would be sleeping and sometimes snoring on the couch. As soon as I would turn off the tv, she would wake up and ask me why I did that. She would be angry while telling me to leave it on because she was watching it.

    • @richmarsh5029
      @richmarsh5029 5 лет назад +2

      Me too... like this guy says... what are you 5 yesrs old stop fighting it go to bed.... It's literally what I tell the Mrs...👍👍

    • @dawnturner5597
      @dawnturner5597 5 лет назад +3

      And men do it too...human nature! 🤣

    • @danashirley3944
      @danashirley3944 5 лет назад +3

      Like the freshness of not hearing the f word every other breath

    • @deanmartin380
      @deanmartin380 5 лет назад +1

      Get rid of your wife.

  • @Marjie372
    @Marjie372 5 лет назад +2

    Build him a trough. Lol brownies this guy is hysterical.

  • @karentucker2161
    @karentucker2161 5 лет назад +3

    Love his stories and jokes.

  • @stephenszucs8439
    @stephenszucs8439 4 года назад +1

    My daughter got expelled from kindergarten. Expelled. She had to wait a year to go back.

  • @Carrrnversations
    @Carrrnversations 5 лет назад +1

    I loveeeeeee him

  • @remoorekable
    @remoorekable 5 лет назад +13

    Haha...been married almost 17 years and I sooo hope we don’t ever get to just law and order and brownies in bed 😏.

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад

      All you have to do is lay down the law, and order brownies in bed.

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs 4 года назад +3

    OMG, we hide food in the drawers under our bed!! We used to hide alcohol there but we drank it all when we were raising 2 boys. Our younger son has been living with us for 5 months now, following an construction accident 3 days before Thanksgiving, so we have given him our bedroom to sleep in, so eventually he will find the peanut butter that we thought was safe there, but knowing how close he was to being killed, I don't care if he finds the peanut butter. I'm just grateful he is alive.

    • @lking7244
      @lking7244 4 года назад

      Survivrs - God’s blessings and prayers to you, your son and your family for healing and peace! 🙏💝✝️ (Keep smiling and laughing!)

    • @survivrs
      @survivrs 4 года назад

      @@lking7244 Thank you so much!!! Our son had to have a 2nd surgery about a month ago. Had to have a larger rod put in his leg, new screws except for one they couldn't get out, and hopefully it will heal this time. We have survived that, my husband was in the hospital for most of a week to find out what was wrong with his heart and so far so good, I had my 2nd back surgery to fuse 2 more vertebrae together, and 2 days ago we got power back after 9 days without power caused by a storm known as a Derecho, and considering a large portion of Iowa looks like a war zone, our town alone had homes destroyed because large, old trees were pulled from the ground by their root ball and slammed through houses. It was like a tornado only it was a straight wind that was measured to be 120 mph. So far so good with the pandemic but we are being careful, and if anyone thinks it's easy to live with a millennial aged son 24/7....it's not!! But I'm still grateful after seeing all of the destruction in our town of about 5,000. There's been cases upon cases of drinking water supplied to us, several organizations giving free meals of burgers or hotdogs along with chips until they ran out, and during the power outage, our windows were open just to move air, and with that you could hear chain saws all day long and through the night you heard generators going. Crazy times, but we will survive this. I worry about the farmers because so many big beautiful corn fields have been flattened to the ground althought some is trying to stand back again. I'm just happy we got through it all and I say my prayers for those who lost so much more than we did.

  • @cheryltariq
    @cheryltariq 5 лет назад +4

    Dyyyyyying laughing!!!!!!!!

  • @stevenwiederholt7000
    @stevenwiederholt7000 4 года назад

    I came home once in the 3rd grade..."Sister Margret Yelled At Me!" to which mom replied 'What Did You Do Wrong?" It was at that point the Rules became clearer, and I really understood the pecking order.

  • @jomimi4449
    @jomimi4449 4 года назад +2

    I love clean humor!

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 6 лет назад +6

    SUPER FUNNY!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @N-Scale
    @N-Scale 5 лет назад +5

    Had a buddy I worked with and he used to say that people would ask him "when was the last time you had sex ?" and he would answer, "what year is this ?"

  • @wytwabit
    @wytwabit 4 года назад

    So true about falling asleep at 9:15 PM! That's why the TV goes off at 9:00. If I fall asleep in my chair, I wake up at 11:30, cold & very stiff. This started happening as soon as I didn't have to get up early for a job anymore. God must be telling me, "You don't have many years left. You'd better get up before the birds and get busy!"

  • @madbear3512
    @madbear3512 5 лет назад +3

    You know something your a funny guy

  • @Jessiesgirl1964
    @Jessiesgirl1964 9 лет назад +24

    Seriously funny. Thank you.I need something funny to laugh at.

  • @ElleinElle08
    @ElleinElle08 5 лет назад +4

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @melissakardos3715
    @melissakardos3715 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve raised 4 boys !

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 6 лет назад +50

    Gelator 😂

  • @danburch9989
    @danburch9989 4 года назад +1

    Sounds like the crowd is a laugh track.

  • @swatir.567
    @swatir.567 5 лет назад +1

    This was funny. I'm only 18

  • @donnaeturner
    @donnaeturner 5 лет назад +1

    I had one of those.

  • @smaucieri07
    @smaucieri07 5 лет назад +2

    I got diagnosed with ADHD when I was five so I can totally relate to what he says about it 😂😂😂

  • @ethansordi1532
    @ethansordi1532 4 года назад +3

    This man is hilarious!!! The crowd sucks.

  • @denisekessler4371
    @denisekessler4371 3 года назад +1

    Hats off to the military 👏 🙌

  • @mrreymundo5383
    @mrreymundo5383 5 лет назад +1

    That is one beefy aluminum stool! Bet you could balance an elephant on that thing.

  • @sandraarnold3496
    @sandraarnold3496 5 лет назад +6

    Although I don't agree with his teachings, I thought this was soooo funny....Pastor John Hagee, talking about his son Matthew, said they told him that Matthew ADHD. He said he took Matthew out to the shed, and when they came back....Matthew did not have ADHD.....lol

    • @charliedilltarde9881
      @charliedilltarde9881 5 лет назад +2

      the stripes of the rod are the mark of a well behaved child.

  • @kennethbrown3007
    @kennethbrown3007 4 года назад +1

    Funny stuff

  • @india7680
    @india7680 4 года назад +1

    I agree.

  • @nurulema5423
    @nurulema5423 4 года назад +1

    The Crowd is killing the vibe...

  • @dlibby4979
    @dlibby4979 5 лет назад +5

    People don't understand what Ritalin does to people with ADHD. People with ADHD have under stimulation in the brain. The neurons don't use the dopamine correctly. So the under stimulated brain reaches out into the world to find this much needed stimulation,,,,which is manifested in someone moving from subject to subject,,,,,,always looking for input. What Ritalin does, is provide stimulation to that area of the brain,,,,and the effect,,,is a person with ADHD is calmer in body and mind. It simply does not effect us like a neurotypical. It actually makes us sleepy when starting a new prescription. No addiction happens with it. It makes us almost feel normal,,,,not sped up like uneducated people who have you believe.

    • @TheRealJaded
      @TheRealJaded 5 лет назад

      Damon Libby tweaker

    • @LeashaCollins
      @LeashaCollins 5 лет назад

      @@TheRealJaded Slow day, huh?

    • @bradleyweiss1089
      @bradleyweiss1089 5 лет назад

      There is more to it than you think. Once you’re on it and it’s in your record it prevents you from being able to do certain things. Like own a gun and serve etc. So why how do they know anything. I’ve never heard of a negative thing or even a study. Just another in armed male citizen for what reason? Other than that was the reason.

  • @avigailheller7262
    @avigailheller7262 5 лет назад +4

    😀so damn funny!

  • @siphodlamini2788
    @siphodlamini2788 5 лет назад

    All SO familiar!

  • @kirkhavener2741
    @kirkhavener2741 4 года назад

    I wasn't ADHD, I was just wired from 4-5 big cups of coffee (long before decaf) with about a half inch of sugar on the bottom of the cup. We went on 6 week grading periods. An F on each grading; didn't have to be in the same subject just an F, then you repeated the year. After the 5th grading period, Ican remember my 4th grade teacher, Mrs Reevis, telling me that if I got the F off my report card for the last 6 weeks she would pass me. I think she decided she didn't want to have me again because she gave me a D-. The next year I started catching at home instead of Grandma's, so no more coffee with lots of sugar. Surprise I could sit still and learn. I went from D's and F's to A's and B's.

  • @pureblood365
    @pureblood365 4 года назад +1

    Thank to your son for being in the military.

  • @MrThenry1988
    @MrThenry1988 5 лет назад +11

    A lot of guilt in that audience.

  • @miketrissel5494
    @miketrissel5494 3 года назад

    Don't let your kid miss kindergarten, there are way too many adults coloring with the wrong end of the crayon...........

  • @user-ze9do6vx5l
    @user-ze9do6vx5l 6 лет назад +4

    2nd that. Anybody else