He wasn't always like that. He used to swear doing stand up comedy and he was also an atheist. He became a Christian in the late 90s and cleaned his act up (no pun intended).
Oh, wow! Thank God for my wife. She's an amazing lady! She goes out of her way to keep everyone quiet when I have a nap. She must be an angel. And I'm saying this after 23 years of marriage!
Rick your part your regularly if you wanted to die young. No joke. Sleeping is critical to cellular regeneration an immune response and the children it’s for brain and growth development. It takes one wicked person to yank a person out of sleep on a regular basis. I wouldn’t do it unless the place were ablaze.
Absolutely. My ex-husband was the one who would wake me up for dumb stuff. I wasn't even napping I was just trying to get my 3 hours of sleep between jobs. It's not right.
Jeff Allen is one of the best comedians there is. He “mind-paints” all of his marriage experiences to the point where his audience clearly relates to every detail.
Seriously paused the video to discuss with my husband whose side we should be on. His response, "I'm on whichever side Jesus is on." How do I agrue with that 🤷😄
"If your wife said you said it, you said it" Had me laughing so hard! :D This comedian is absolutely brilliant, I love him so much, I always laugh a lot.
@@StarboyXL9 Marriage is not a trap. Modern day feminism is a trap. And coincidentally, you are in that trap as we speak thinking that dying a bachelor is a good thing. Most of the time its that you're a bad judge of character. There is such a thing as "marriage material".
Sleep loss has ended a few relationships for me. Sleep isn't negotiable for me. Especially when im hurting, sleep is an important part of recovering from arthritis flares.
I like Jeff Allen. My wife and I watched him on the "Apostles of Comedy" . All 4 guys were very funny. I love to make people laugh so I appreciate good clean comedians. God bless!
If someone woke me up in that way, we’d have a problem. If someone wakes me for something that trivial, we have a problem. If anyone expects coherent human interaction out of me within 30 minutes after waking up, it’s simply not happening... and we have a major problem. - A woman
That's sad! My guy and I have been taking naps every day since we were in our 30s. We don't take them together, usually me around 1pm and him at all different times. It is *understood* each person gets a 2 even 3 hr nap every day when we want. Hyper mentally-active and energetic people need naps! Sometimes I'll skip a few days but he never skips his naps.
My mom. 2am vacuuming the floor,I wake up angry "Mom!! What the hell you doing??" "Im vacuuming, what does it look like"?? "Well,I know what youre doing,but WHY"!?!? MOM "Well,since you're up......"😂 Greatest human being on the planet my mother,but ALWAYS with the beat around the bush questions. Like waking me up with a vacuum at 2am was better than just nicely waking me & asking me then. She also had a way of telling you to do something like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. "How bout I let YOU wash the dishes this time"?? In a "Lets go to Sea World...." kinda tone😆 Love my mother❤
I'm a woman, and I'm on your side. That was very unacceptable. People should be able to nap. And two, learn to carve it yourself. You're an adult. I have friends that have no regard to being quiet. Annoying.
When I'm in bed on time, and my wife gets in bed late, she doesn't mind waking me up for a cuddle (yes, cuddle). God forbid if it's the other way 'round. "I need my sleep!". To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: three happily married years. The other 17 weren't too bad either.
"Marriage is much more than just a word, it is a sentence" ... lmao this is one of those sayings which has such an immense amount of double-entendre truth... all I can do is shake my head laughing, while crying inside.
My parents make me laugh when they disagree with my meat carving. They bring their electric carver which has a really short lead and my mum who is left handed shows him, right handed, struggling as she guides his hand to get the thin slices they like, with the thing close to the wall socket. Nothing like seeing your parents tied to the wall in a fight with a buzzing blade going in between their hands.
@@hansabass That is a ridiculous argument and you know that. No one thinks it's funny for a baby to have aids. I'm all for a good debate and differences of opinions, but I can't take seriously anyone that makes such outlandish statements.
Bet you this is her side: she worked hard in the kitchen cooking for him and he didn't want to spend five minutes to help. ;-) But if there were a good reason he needed a nap, I would have put it in the fridge and let him carve it when he woke.
It really happened to me! I was dead tired (working my @ss off to try and help her brother's debts), and she began vacuuming. I couldn't believe it. Luckily for me the relationship didn't end well. :)
I've just discovered this comedian on DryBar Comedy. So now I watch alot of his clips. He is very funny Sidenote: I've heard this bit done by a different comedian on PG Comedy. I guess they "loan" their bits?
Lol. During meal time in our Bible study, after our pastor corrected my hubby when he said I didn't say something that I'd just said, my hubby disagreed with him. I 'gently' reminded him that he was arguing with our Pastor. Lol.
sooo true..i havent slept in 45 years and i have never won an arguement with a lady.. i grew up in a family of 25 great aunts and uncles and their daughters and their husbands wives... and children... and my sisters and brothers wives and all their daughters etc. i used to be in the plant nursery and florist business..owned 100 florists.. talk about lots of women.. then i was in the airlines.. 1000s of women.. and now orphanages in 50 countries .. ive been told what to do and think and eat and sleep for 50 years in a dozen languages ...ahahah doc johnny sicily and congo
My guy and I take naps every day and have since we were in our 30s. It is just *understood* each one of us gets a 2-3 hour nap every day and we take them at different times. I can't imagine one not letting the other have a nap, especially for energetic hyper or high-strung people, we need naps! We're both extreme extroverts, must charge the battery!
I have the ability to laugh at myself. It's made my marriage hilarious at times. He's silly in his own way , anyway I'll do something stupid away from my husband and can't wait to tell him so we can both laugh. Laughter in marriage brings you closer.
My ex made the mistake of waking me up with loud noises, and found out the hard way that it was the 1st and last time it would ever happen. I waited until she was asleep a few days later and came blasting into the bedroom banging pans together yelling, "wake up!" She flew out of the bed yelling, "what's wrong?" I said calmly, "nothing, but don't ever wake ME up with loud noises again." She was pissed, but never did it again. And no, I'm not sorry.😂
Key word - ex So the person you loved so much that you chose to marry her did something dumb and you retaliated in a dumb way instead of talking it out. How’d that work out for ya?
@@CSWRB wow, lmao, suddenly you know exactly why it's his ex? I'm sorry but many women (mostly feminists) think they rule over men. Just by the fact that she didn't have the courtesy of either letting him sleep or waking him up in a normal way tells me that she was one of those.
Alicia, I’m not assuming any more about his ex than you are. My initial comment about the OP’s dumb way of retaliation applies to BOTH men and women who would do such a thing. The OP’s comment doesn’t give much information about the situation other than the spouse made loud noises that awoke him, so none of us know if the wife’s intent was to awaken him in such a way or if she did it by accident, or anything else which would be childish on her part, but we sure do know his act of retaliation was premeditated. Yeah, women can try to rule over men, but men do the SAME. I’m a conservative who hates 99.99 % of what 2nd and 3rd wave feminists have brought into this world, but any spouse who acts as childish as the op deserves to be called out for it no matter what their gender. But hey, you just keep on with your pandering to MGTOW without question or criticism because so what if that ideology is just as bad for society as feminism.
Sleep deprivation is a tactic of cruelty. Neither my husband nor I ever do that to each other no matter what. Even if one of us is sick the house stays dark and quiet. That’s what I called love!
"When she's awake your awake" Nobody followed that rule more then my grandmother. I challenge you all to tell me a more crazy example then what happend in my family. Me and my mother lived in the apartment under my grandmother and grandfather and one day my mother goes upstairs for something. She smells smoke, not uncommon since we did have fireplaces in the apartments. Except that this was during the summer. And one look at my grandmother who is alone in the livingroom looking cranky makes alarmbells ring. So following the smell of smoke she find the source. A small bonfire burning under my grandfathers bed where he was napping. A neatly stacked little bonfire she litteraly lit under his *ss cos he took a nap and she didnt like that! Yes, she said so herself!
This is way cuter than how We almost got divorced quite a few times over doing the dishes, him being the expert... until I stopped doing them altogether. We have now moved to a new place that has a dishwasher, thank God! :-D
Well that literally is not true unless he was arguing with himself. Besides who is stupid enough to have the SAME argument 1000 times? Didn’t you learn anything the first 50 times.
@@nawtsurprised 😂 not true. The laidback ones arent, I would know haha Im also used to doing everything myself and I love naps so theres no way I would wake my husband up for something so small.
@7.83 Hz Of course, not everyones the same. And I prefer to have my own job and money, that way you dont have to ask others for help. Its really all about independence and being able to have your own hobbys. People get into relationships and become co-dependent much too quickly forgetting that they are still individuals. Life partners but still individuals.
Ha! It’s the other way around in my house. G*d help anyone who dares make a sound when my husband naps but if I need to rest for a few minutes, he’s banging and smashing something to prevent me.
That sounds like my ex - wife. She told me she loved to cook. Turned out washing the dishes was toxic to her. She could make some Great cake's an cookies. And in the process dirty every dish in the house. I knew I was about to learn a whole new skill set when I heard her on the phone talking to her mother. And she says, How do you make mashed potato's ? I may not have ever been accused of having an over abundance of brains. But even I know you cook a steak an boil a potato. After our first year together I learned how to cook most anything I wanted. Strange thing she turned into the twice the woman I married, literally twice the size, and complained about every thing I cooked. At this time I was a fork lift mechanic. They had sent me to a place that processed chicken's. So I had to take the fork lift out side to work on it. It's close to 100% outside no shade. Some how these people had gotten peaces of chicken wrapped up in the wheels an steering. I spent most of the day pulling rotten chicken peace's of this lift. The smell was awful and I was covered in it, I almost threw up. I get home an she says to me look what I learned how to cook. There sat a big plate of fried chicken. Driving through KFC an picking up a bucket of chicken is Not the same thing as cooking it at home. No, I could not eat that, In fact it took me a few years before I would eat chicken. About the only time I got any peace is when she would go to sleep. So I let her sleep. She would let me sleep. When I got up she would use her jedi mind games on me. Like not talk to me an cry for week. It was exhausting trying to figure out what I did wrong. Only to hear from her say, I wanted to spend time with you an all you wanted to do is sleep. So I guess the guy is right in this video somehow it is always the man's fault.
The same way every wife gets a husband. They don't pull any of that sh!t until after they get married. Before marriage her man can do no wrong. After marriage he can't do anything right.
mygirls687984 - exactly! How do you bother someone when you’re single? Like I said, the crazy comes out of the closet when the ring goes on. Been through two of them unfortunately.
When I was younger my mom was the same way... It's like she won't get off your case until you did it and you can't seem to get any peace until you did what you were told then she would throw something else at you and you felt like you just couldn't catch a break
I kind of feel the same way. When we are at my wife’s friends house I know they are talking about me even though I cannot understand one word they’re saying. When I her abie and they all look at me and start laughingI know it’s about me.
Really appreciate the clean comedy - very refreshing!
Tim Watson yep. I liked it too
Tim Watson ...yes it’s refreshing to hear a comedian that needs to constantly swear to get a laugh...
Yup! Same here! 😁
He wasn't always like that. He used to swear doing stand up comedy and he was also an atheist. He became a Christian in the late 90s and cleaned his act up (no pun intended).
That is very true!
Oh, wow! Thank God for my wife. She's an amazing lady! She goes out of her way to keep everyone quiet when I have a nap. She must be an angel. And I'm saying this after 23 years of marriage!
I do, but my husband doesn't.
Sounds like your wife is an angel or you're the breadwinner
Because she truly loves and respects you. It’s rare. We have that in our marriage. I’m eternally grateful.
😂.. You gotta watch the Bill Bur skit about women like that!!!
It depend on how much you make per month.
I'm on Team Husband for this one - 'If I'm awake I'll carve the chicken' DOES NOT MEAN 'wake me up violently to carve the chicken'!
I'm with you. I say this as a person that no one seems to mind waking up at any time!
Rick your part your regularly if you wanted to die young. No joke. Sleeping is critical to cellular regeneration an immune response and the children it’s for brain and growth development. It takes one wicked person to yank a person out of sleep on a regular basis. I wouldn’t do it unless the place were ablaze.
Maybe if he ever cleaned anything she wouldn't have to.
Absolutely. My ex-husband was the one who would wake me up for dumb stuff. I wasn't even napping I was just trying to get my 3 hours of sleep between jobs. It's not right.
Why didnt she carve the chicken her self if she wanted it that bad
He can tell that story for a 100 years and it will never get old!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1000 years
Jeff Allen is one of the best comedians there is. He “mind-paints” all of his marriage experiences to the point where his audience clearly relates to every detail.
"I can't believe you threw it at me!"
I fell out of my chair.
Seriously paused the video to discuss with my husband whose side we should be on.
His response, "I'm on whichever side Jesus is on."
How do I agrue with that 🤷😄
...just ask Eve.... :)
😄
Jesus was never married, now we know why!!
@@markw3598 not quite true. The church is His bride... :)
Oh no...
I’m watching this with my wife . She’s laughing so hard she just left the room . We can so relate to this .
"If your wife said you said it, you said it" Had me laughing so hard! :D This comedian is absolutely brilliant, I love him so much, I always laugh a lot.
He’s so funny
Jeff is not only a comedian he is also a therapist.
There must have been a carving class somewhere between the bedroom and kitchen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That remark made me laugh, too.
I'm pretty sure there is one on RUclips..........maybe......ok I'm not sure at all
Brilliant
Susan HAINES 🤣🤣🤣😁
And he didn't take it.
He makes me think of my marriage and it brings me to tears. Then I remember I am divorced and I can smile again.
😂
First time I've heard him. Hilarious! As someone whose been married for 20+ years, this is right on.
Thanks 4 confirming. More and more young men need to realize that marriage is a trap.
@@StarboyXL9 Marriage is not a trap. Modern day feminism is a trap. And coincidentally, you are in that trap as we speak thinking that dying a bachelor is a good thing.
Most of the time its that you're a bad judge of character. There is such a thing as "marriage material".
I have been married for over 20 years to. She is so right!🤔
I tell people, "Marriage is SO much more than just a word -- it's a sentence!"
He has some of the best shows about marriage and parenthood. You should look up more.
Sleep loss has ended a few relationships for me. Sleep isn't negotiable for me. Especially when im hurting, sleep is an important part of recovering from arthritis flares.
"When she's awake your awake" hahaha awww that's so messed up ....lmao 😂Let the man sleep lady hahaha
Lol. Thank you!
how can being awake belong to anyone...messed up indeed.
Wait until you have a husband 🤣
onpsxmember my thoughts exactly
That was my ex. If he was awake, everybody had to be awake.
"Apparently there was a chicken carving class...." lolololol
No one carves a small chicken
Walked back into work with tears of laughter rolling down my face after watching this.
"When I got married, I didn't realize that the phrase 'are you watching that?' was rhetorical." Yup.
I like Jeff Allen. My wife and I watched him on the "Apostles of Comedy" . All 4 guys were very funny. I love to make people laugh so I appreciate good clean comedians. God bless!
If someone woke me up in that way, we’d have a problem. If someone wakes me for something that trivial, we have a problem. If anyone expects coherent human interaction out of me within 30 minutes after waking up, it’s simply not happening... and we have a major problem.
- A woman
What if someone wakes you in a very unpleasant way, just to have a paper-thin pretense that you woke up on your own?
Same lol
You not have kids or a gf for long .. He stayed with her over 30 years- she must be doing something awfully good
My husband will wake me up from a nap by turning the light on and asking if I’m asleep.
"If someone expects coherent human interaction 30..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you had me on that one
I ask my wife to take a nap with me, she said: "I don't take naps"!! .... and apparently neither do I, ..... anymore!
lol. Yep, not anymore.
If you'll slip a little something in her drink she'll go sleepy sleep, and you'll be able to have a restful nap as well.
Lol.😀
Hmmn why force ones husband from a nap.? Join him
That's sad! My guy and I have been taking naps every day since we were in our 30s. We don't take them together, usually me around 1pm and him at all different times. It is *understood* each person gets a 2 even 3 hr nap every day when we want. Hyper mentally-active and energetic people need naps! Sometimes I'll skip a few days but he never skips his naps.
I believe in letting them sleep. A sleeping man or child is one less problem to deal with. Lol
😂😂😂
TRUTH
GREAT ONE!👍
The same goes for a sleeping woman too.
My mom. 2am vacuuming the floor,I wake up angry "Mom!! What the hell you doing??"
"Im vacuuming, what does it look like"??
"Well,I know what youre doing,but WHY"!?!?
MOM "Well,since you're up......"😂
Greatest human being on the planet my mother,but ALWAYS with the beat around the bush questions. Like waking me up with a vacuum at 2am was better than just nicely waking me & asking me then. She also had a way of telling you to do something like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
"How bout I let YOU wash the dishes this time"?? In a "Lets go to Sea World...." kinda tone😆
Love my mother❤
"Oh! You're awake."
😂😂😂😂😂
I am so glad I am not alone in the universe when it comes to naps. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Chicken carving class. I laugh so hard at that one! Classic.
"If your wife said you said it, you said it"
My wife: "Yup, he learned a thing or two."
Absolutely fantastic well done Jeff and no swearing 👍🏻
I'm a woman, and I'm on your side. That was very unacceptable. People should be able to nap. And two, learn to carve it yourself. You're an adult. I have friends that have no regard to being quiet. Annoying.
I’m dying laughing!!! Especially when he said his wife took a chicken carving class in between the bedroom and the kitchen
My husband is like Jeff's wife. He never lets go. As of today he still remembers things that I said 20 years ago.
Hope my husband has a great week. Now where did I put his car keys?🤔😂
How can you dislike this amazing show? He is hillarious!
Damn this is so accurate it hurts a little
When I'm in bed on time, and my wife gets in bed late, she doesn't mind waking me up for a cuddle (yes, cuddle).
God forbid if it's the other way 'round.
"I need my sleep!".
To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: three happily married years. The other 17 weren't too bad either.
Omg you read Terry Pratchett :D
Aww thats too bad, I dont get enough cuddles. Id say cuddle away! Haha
I loved when my husband took naps. I'd finally get some quiet peaceful time to myself to read or write.
After watching about an hour of this clips, my God this man is whipped
Confirmed
"Marriage is much more than just a word, it is a sentence" ... lmao this is one of those sayings which has such an immense amount of double-entendre truth... all I can do is shake my head laughing, while crying inside.
His wife is a frightening woman.
Said by every man that has ever been married.
I doubt it. She is the source of his income :), his muse. Nice story-telling, true or not.
His and mine. Anyone else?
My parents make me laugh when they disagree with my meat carving. They bring their electric carver which has a really short lead and my mum who is left handed shows him, right handed, struggling as she guides his hand to get the thin slices they like, with the thing close to the wall socket. Nothing like seeing your parents tied to the wall in a fight with a buzzing blade going in between their hands.
LMAO
Bitch why yo lame ass type all dis shit
ITS LIKE IF GOD HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR, HE PROJECTS IT THRU CHRISTIANS LIKE THIS. LOVE YA JEFF ALLEN. AND THANK YOU
Chris Tims I believe God does have a sense of humor.
Well, if you think giving aids to babies is funny, then yes, your god is hilarious...!
hansabass well, He is funny. We live in a fallen world.
Which that god of his apparently has created to fall. Which is also very funny, of course...
@@hansabass That is a ridiculous argument and you know that. No one thinks it's funny for a baby to have aids. I'm all for a good debate and differences of opinions, but I can't take seriously anyone that makes such outlandish statements.
Poor bloke, sounds like love to me
I need to hear both sides of this story before i make a ruling 😎
Whatever ... the story is clear and concise from my POV 🤣
Bet you this is her side: she worked hard in the kitchen cooking for him and he didn't want to spend five minutes to help. ;-) But if there were a good reason he needed a nap, I would have put it in the fridge and let him carve it when he woke.
I need to cross you off my eligible list.
Haha, I like your style. It was a funny joke but I ain't on nobodies side yet!
I had a mouthful of water when said he was going to pause while the audience chose sides. I almost did a spit take and ruined my computer screen.
It really happened to me! I was dead tired (working my @ss off to try and help her brother's debts), and she began vacuuming. I couldn't believe it. Luckily for me the relationship didn't end well. :)
God bless you Jeff Allen
The simple things, that's the start, just cuddle each other more, and skip the junk.
Have not laughed SO HARD in a VERY long time. THANK YOU!!!!
And I thought only MY wife was like that.
I've just discovered this comedian on DryBar Comedy. So now I watch alot of his clips. He is very funny
Sidenote: I've heard this bit done by a different comedian on PG Comedy. I guess they "loan" their bits?
Jeff has been telling this ‘bit’ for over twenty years-may have been ‘borrowed’
Lol. During meal time in our Bible study, after our pastor corrected my hubby when he said I didn't say something that I'd just said, my hubby disagreed with him. I 'gently' reminded him that he was arguing with our Pastor. Lol.
I’ve been married 3 months and this has already started lol fun to laugh at yourself
Is it too late for an annulment?
sooo true..i havent slept in 45 years and i have never won an arguement with a lady.. i grew up in a family of 25 great aunts and uncles and their daughters and their husbands wives... and children... and my sisters and brothers wives and all their daughters etc.
i used to be in the plant nursery and florist business..owned 100 florists.. talk about lots of women.. then i was in the airlines.. 1000s of women.. and now orphanages in 50 countries .. ive been told what to do and think and eat and sleep for 50 years in a dozen languages ...ahahah
doc johnny
sicily and congo
if i want to sleep a weekend.. i get a hotel under a false name ahahah
My guy and I take naps every day and have since we were in our 30s. It is just *understood* each one of us gets a 2-3 hour nap every day and we take them at different times. I can't imagine one not letting the other have a nap, especially for energetic hyper or high-strung people, we need naps! We're both extreme extroverts, must charge the battery!
Ppl who want you to be awake if they're awake are the worst kinds of ppl.
True. That's a sign of pure selfishness and narcissism.
My man works long hours, when I'm over and if he's napping, I let him sleep an hour or more cuz ik he needs it
Nidhi its just a way of saying leave him in peace where I m from
I have the ability to laugh at myself. It's made my marriage hilarious at times. He's silly in his own way , anyway I'll do something stupid away from my husband and can't wait to tell him so we can both laugh. Laughter in marriage brings you closer.
He is so funny! We have fought over the dishes many times, now it's our son's job 🤣
My ex made the mistake of waking me up with loud noises, and found out the hard way that it was the 1st and last time it would ever happen.
I waited until she was asleep a few days later and came blasting into the bedroom banging pans together yelling, "wake up!"
She flew out of the bed yelling, "what's wrong?"
I said calmly, "nothing, but don't ever wake ME up with loud noises again."
She was pissed, but never did it again. And no, I'm not sorry.😂
Key word - ex
So the person you loved so much that you chose to marry her did something dumb and you retaliated in a dumb way instead of talking it out. How’d that work out for ya?
Hahaha, well, it was only fair that she felt what you felt. 😆
@@CSWRB wow, lmao, suddenly you know exactly why it's his ex? I'm sorry but many women (mostly feminists) think they rule over men. Just by the fact that she didn't have the courtesy of either letting him sleep or waking him up in a normal way tells me that she was one of those.
Alicia, I’m not assuming any more about his ex than you are. My initial comment about the OP’s dumb way of retaliation applies to BOTH men and women who would do such a thing. The OP’s comment doesn’t give much information about the situation other than the spouse made loud noises that awoke him, so none of us know if the wife’s intent was to awaken him in such a way or if she did it by accident, or anything else which would be childish on her part, but we sure do know his act of retaliation was premeditated. Yeah, women can try to rule over men, but men do the SAME. I’m a conservative who hates 99.99 % of what 2nd and 3rd wave feminists have brought into this world, but any spouse who acts as childish as the op deserves to be called out for it no matter what their gender. But hey, you just keep on with your pandering to MGTOW without question or criticism because so what if that ideology is just as bad for society as feminism.
CSWRB he got his rightful peace and quiet that’s what he got!
I LOVE Jeff Allen.
If you’re married you definitely get all the humour.
Heres another classic which I heard from my wife.
"I'm not like other women. You will have all the freedom you need"
You have no one to blame but your self for getting married.
It’s amazing the little things couples fight about.
Sleep deprivation is a tactic of cruelty. Neither my husband nor I ever do that to each other no matter what. Even if one of us is sick the house stays dark and quiet. That’s what I called love!
"Sleep deprivation is a tactic of cruelty." Can someone tell this to all the babies?
That IS true love, wanting the best for each other.
Lmao the vacuuming part
rosekilledjack 😅 i know. I cant stop laughing with the vacuum ramming into the base of the bed. Lol
OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! I needed this laugh
omg he is HILARIOUS! absolute world class
hahahahaha that was awesome !!!! i cant believe how accurate his descriptions are ! i felt his pain ! LOL
omg this brings back so many memories. Funny beyond belief
"When she's awake your awake" Nobody followed that rule more then my grandmother.
I challenge you all to tell me a more crazy example then what happend in my family.
Me and my mother lived in the apartment under my grandmother and grandfather and one day my mother goes upstairs for something.
She smells smoke, not uncommon since we did have fireplaces in the apartments.
Except that this was during the summer.
And one look at my grandmother who is alone in the livingroom looking cranky makes alarmbells ring. So following the smell of smoke she find the source.
A small bonfire burning under my grandfathers bed where he was napping.
A neatly stacked little bonfire she litteraly lit under his *ss cos he took a nap and she didnt like that! Yes, she said so herself!
ahahahah.. Holy shit.. that's both funny af and kinda scary at the same time
Was she Italian? Sounds like my Italian grandmother. People were afraid to walk down the sidewalk past her house... they'd cross the street.
This is way cuter than how We almost got divorced quite a few times over doing the dishes, him being the expert... until I stopped doing them altogether. We have now moved to a new place that has a dishwasher, thank God! :-D
Thank god ill never get married again, watching this just reminds me why Ill never do it.
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Quitter
@Thor Odinson What, getting married? I know.
Kit Snow, you know what they call a second marriage? The triumph of optimism over experience!
@BlueJayRobin Some people have no brain!
He is so hilarious !!
Every man has had this exact argument 1000 times
Well that literally is not true unless he was arguing with himself. Besides who is stupid enough to have the SAME argument 1000 times? Didn’t you learn anything the first 50 times.
He must be married to my ex’s clone.
AWALT - All Women Are Like That
@@nawtsurprised 😂 not true. The laidback ones arent, I would know haha Im also used to doing everything myself and I love naps so theres no way I would wake my husband up for something so small.
@7.83 Hz Of course, not everyones the same. And I prefer to have my own job and money, that way you dont have to ask others for help. Its really all about independence and being able to have your own hobbys. People get into relationships and become co-dependent much too quickly forgetting that they are still individuals. Life partners but still individuals.
That sounds like a horrifying sweeper! LOL!Jeff is soo funny!Iam rolling laughing! LOL!
Just remember your oaths say "until death do us part" but before then
DOUBLE her life insurance policy coverage.
Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
Omg laughing so hard my sides hurt that was to funny 😆🤪🤣😂
It's been a long time since I laughed this much!!! Thanks for the upload :)
Ha! It’s the other way around in my house. G*d help anyone who dares make a sound when my husband naps but if I need to rest for a few minutes, he’s banging and smashing something to prevent me.
Hilarious, accurate & spot-on!
That sounds like my ex - wife. She told me she loved to cook. Turned out washing the dishes was toxic to her. She could make some Great cake's an cookies. And in the process dirty every dish in the house. I knew I was about to learn a whole new skill set when I heard her on the phone talking to her mother. And she says, How do you make mashed potato's ? I may not have ever been accused of having an over abundance of brains. But even I know you cook a steak an boil a potato. After our first year together I learned how to cook most anything I wanted. Strange thing she turned into the twice the woman I married, literally twice the size, and complained about every thing I cooked. At this time I was a fork lift mechanic. They had sent me to a place that processed chicken's. So I had to take the fork lift out side to work on it. It's close to 100% outside no shade. Some how these people had gotten peaces of chicken wrapped up in the wheels an steering. I spent most of the day pulling rotten chicken peace's of this lift. The smell was awful and I was covered in it, I almost threw up. I get home an she says to me look what I learned how to cook. There sat a big plate of fried chicken. Driving through KFC an picking up a bucket of chicken is Not the same thing as cooking it at home. No, I could not eat that, In fact it took me a few years before I would eat chicken. About the only time I got any peace is when she would go to sleep. So I let her sleep. She would let me sleep. When I got up she would use her jedi mind games on me. Like not talk to me an cry for week. It was exhausting trying to figure out what I did wrong. Only to hear from her say, I wanted to spend time with you an all you wanted to do is sleep. So I guess the guy is right in this video somehow it is always the man's fault.
@BlueJayRobin
Lay off the meth, please
Almost died laughing!!! Ahahahaha. Had a good laugh.
Darn this guy is clean and funny.
Sounds like my mom. You never wanted me taking a nap when I came home from school and I was always so tired
"Does this dress make my
butt look big?"
"No, you're butt makes
your butt look big"
(not the right answer)
Love him clean comedy
This guy makes me laugh so hard that I actually forget to breathe.
His wife sounds like my mum ... we weren't even allowed to take naps after age 10.
There is something about a sleeping man......that a woman can't stand.......now that I'm divorced......I'm a well rested individual.
Not all women!
@@juliareed9823 AWALT
I got tears!!! I'm dying
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow. Apparently a lot of wives act like this, yikes. How did they get husbands?
The same way every wife gets a husband. They don't pull any of that sh!t until after they get married. Before marriage her man can do no wrong. After marriage he can't do anything right.
Yep!! They pull the crazy out of the closet the moment the ring is on the finger
There must be a particular type of guy looking for this type of woman.
Patty Labell - so you are saying men look for insane women to marry??
mygirls687984 - exactly! How do you bother someone when you’re single? Like I said, the crazy comes out of the closet when the ring goes on. Been through two of them unfortunately.
Hilarious!!! If your wife tells you that u said it then u said it lmao
When I was younger my mom was the same way... It's like she won't get off your case until you did it and you can't seem to get any peace until you did what you were told then she would throw something else at you and you felt like you just couldn't catch a break
My wife will jump on me, and then ask “Are you awake?”
Me “no, I’m still sleeping.”
Her “oh good, you are awake.”
*I'm Team Sleep!* I hate waking sleeping people!!
Amen
Marry me 🐧❤️
While I hear you, I think you missed the point! Cheers,H
You're a great gf/wife/person in general.
@@TheRealpennyInfo Stand in line bub😊
My husband was a shift worker. I never would wish to wake him. I didn’t even wake him when both of our children were to be born.
That last line, you could tell he was looking at his wife.
My wife allows me to nap BUT starts some kind of story telling immediately
which i should listen to...
NOW I don’t want a nap😂
I kind of feel the same way. When we are at my wife’s friends house I know they are talking about me even though I cannot understand one word they’re saying. When I her abie and they all look at me and start laughingI know it’s about me.