Armageddon Buscemi at his best

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  • Armageddon Movie clips Buscemi comedy bits

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  • @MathMatt17
    @MathMatt17 7 лет назад +395

    "I got a double doctorate from MIT when I was 22, chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years."
    "Why do I do this job? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives."

  • @stonecold5373
    @stonecold5373 3 года назад +80

    This entire cast was amazing.

  • @GhostAcheron
    @GhostAcheron 6 лет назад +184

    Get off. The nuclear. Warhead.

  • @tybo09
    @tybo09 9 лет назад +128

    They missed his best line...
    Rockhound:
    Military person: "How do you know that?"
    Rockhound: "Because I'm a genius."

    • @MovieLover1995
      @MovieLover1995 9 лет назад +24

      "You landed on a goddamn iron plate!" LOL.

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 8 лет назад +25

      +tybo09
      Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles.

    • @jasontachin
      @jasontachin 7 лет назад +6

      rw: i could never forget that scene ,lik i said before from the last comment ,he maybe horny but hes a genuise "Captain America here over shot the landing."

    • @AdamSmith-lb5cn
      @AdamSmith-lb5cn 7 лет назад +3

      tybo09 My favorite part of that is when he says to Sharpe initially..
      "WHAT ARE YOU A FRICKEN CYBORG?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???"

    • @ekop1778
      @ekop1778 6 лет назад +3

      SPACE DEMENTIA

  • @jsgold2000
    @jsgold2000 9 лет назад +82

    I liked the line "It's time to embrace the horror!"

    • @hasangurcan3625
      @hasangurcan3625 6 лет назад

      jsgold2000 h o 5

    • @hasangurcan3625
      @hasangurcan3625 6 лет назад

      jsgold2000 h

    • @hasangurcan3625
      @hasangurcan3625 6 лет назад

      jsgold2000 h o güzel gözlerin hep gülsün bence bu ülkede adalet sadece kendi başlarına gelince tam destek veriyor allah rahmet

    • @brandonthrasherexodus
      @brandonthrasherexodus 6 лет назад +3

      "Look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth" 😂🤣

  • @katiebug080592
    @katiebug080592 13 лет назад +60

    it's all wrong we shouldn't even be up here!"
    "i know let's go back to the ship!"
    and
    "no nukes! no nukes! no nukes!"
    "you got any more bulltets in that gun?"

  • @pantera29palms
    @pantera29palms 3 года назад +65

    I remember seeing this movie in a packed theatre as a kid...no smart phones...no Netflix...no goddamn unsocial media...internet was barely new. F’ing beautiful times...

    • @paulschab8152
      @paulschab8152 3 года назад +2

      After 9/11, everything went to shit.

    • @otokosagartlin
      @otokosagartlin 2 года назад +2

      lol, the internet was not new in 98, and social media already existed. Just wasn't a lot of people using it.

    • @WiredLain_
      @WiredLain_ Год назад +1

      this comment is so stupid lol.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 10 месяцев назад

      @@otokosagartlin Yeah but that doesn't line up with this retard's pants pissing.

  • @wendyhardin5259
    @wendyhardin5259 4 года назад +193

    Steve Buscemi is the reason we watch this movie right?

    • @GamesHelpmeForget
      @GamesHelpmeForget 3 года назад +18

      @@thestoryfactory Him and Peter Stormare as the Russian cosmonaut.

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 3 года назад +2

      @@GamesHelpmeForget yes

    • @MrGruffteddybear
      @MrGruffteddybear 3 года назад +7

      I’ll add Liv Tyler and the guys who played Max and Bear.

    • @Sidneycrosby19
      @Sidneycrosby19 2 года назад +2

      @@MrGruffteddybear man soo true !

  • @juliandale8006
    @juliandale8006 9 лет назад +21

    Honestly, going back and watching Buscemi in this, I often find myself saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!"

    • @threalMrT76
      @threalMrT76 8 лет назад +3

      +Julian Dale Be Careful, He's more well known for being Nucky Thompson now..

  • @K8AG
    @K8AG 11 лет назад +44

    NO NUKES NO NUKES NO NUKES!

  • @weemark18
    @weemark18 8 лет назад +48

    He's got space dementia!

  • @allenjenkins06
    @allenjenkins06 7 лет назад +25

    Will Patton has my favorite line in these clips: "Oh no, no, howya...howdoyaturnitoff?

  • @allenwinkley9543
    @allenwinkley9543 10 месяцев назад +5

    My favorite scene from Armageddon was when Steve Buscemi said, that every part on the craft was built by the lowest bidder ...

  • @mierzhen
    @mierzhen 10 лет назад +53

    "Ohh god it sucks up here."

    • @jasontachin
      @jasontachin 7 лет назад

      rw: i thought max said it stinks up here.

  • @Locadel2003
    @Locadel2003 3 года назад +18

    The cast in this movie was amazing but Buscemi made it more funny and fun along with Peter Stormare

  • @lindley345
    @lindley345 3 года назад +17

    I love that reference of slim Pickens😂 he's my great uncle.

    • @Nomadcreations
      @Nomadcreations Год назад +1

      Slim was a good Actor, & Him in dr stangelove riding the bomb whooping it up was Classic Comedy

  • @TheCondemnedProphet
    @TheCondemnedProphet 14 лет назад +70

    Dude, what about the part where hes like I have front row tickets to the destruction of the earth!

  • @threalMrT76
    @threalMrT76 8 лет назад +30

    Nucky just getting warmed up before he came back to Earth and became an Atlantic City Gangster....

  • @simonpennybernard-smith9744
    @simonpennybernard-smith9744 6 лет назад +23

    "It's like Dr seus's worst nitemare"

  • @catshavesouls
    @catshavesouls 9 лет назад +16

    He's totally a firefighter.

  • @AudioFreqx
    @AudioFreqx 6 лет назад +9

    'That's not a real diamond... you want another drink?'
    "yeah"

  • @wez492
    @wez492 10 месяцев назад +1

    Truly a nostalgic & ageless classic. The special effects , the writing , The acting. Rockhound & Max are my favorite & of course everyone loves a lil bit of some Harry Stamper.

  • @greenweeaboo8924
    @greenweeaboo8924 7 лет назад +18

    4 years later i found out where that scene was from "dr.stranglove"

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Год назад +9

    The acting from everyone in this film is spot on!

  • @bassandbeer
    @bassandbeer 5 лет назад +15

    Best ones
    We going
    We staying
    We going
    We staying
    Come on Harry blow the bomb we are with ya

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 4 года назад +2

    No nukes no nukes no nukes. You got anymore bullets in that gun sharp lol

  • @blondey98girl
    @blondey98girl 13 лет назад +7

    No nukes! No nukes! What a legend

  • @ronaldmcdonald8303
    @ronaldmcdonald8303 26 дней назад

    What a film, I love this film! The 90s were awesome!

  • @mattrodgers4878
    @mattrodgers4878 4 года назад +7

    I think if I ever decide to hold a city, building, whatever hostage with a timer controlled bomb, I would insist on using the same color wire EVERYWHERE. Imagine the bomb techs disappointment to not being able to use the “red or blue wire” drama?

  • @007thday
    @007thday 8 лет назад +15

    I'm just trying to have some fun before I die!

  • @marinongstandby7397
    @marinongstandby7397 4 года назад +3

    1:37 he just wants some fun before he die...😂😂😂

  • @Mike-pz1wg
    @Mike-pz1wg 3 года назад +5

    Missing Helga's house of pain 🤣

  • @the_road__warrior6185
    @the_road__warrior6185 3 года назад +2

    No nukes no nukes 🤣😂😅🤣😂🤦‍♂️

  • @pinoy122793
    @pinoy122793 6 лет назад +13

    0:37 is funny

  • @arielladesouza9131
    @arielladesouza9131 4 года назад +3

    Get off the nuclear warhead... scene I was looking for lol

  • @absf1r3
    @absf1r3 14 лет назад +7

    Feeling the power between my legs?? MUHAHAHAAHA
    PRiceless!!!

  • @kimmanning2913
    @kimmanning2913 Год назад

    "Man shot Anson County Airport Rd."
    Who on this spaceship would like to know why.
    "You reap what you sew." That's REAL on my flip phone and that's on Carolina.

  • @williamfallower2446
    @williamfallower2446 2 года назад

    Hey Sharp No Nukes No Nukes No Nukes 🤣🤣

  • @HooyahPeacock
    @HooyahPeacock 4 года назад +1

    Asks about more bullets... literally a machine gun behind him

    • @chasity7090
      @chasity7090 3 года назад

      Yes but no one didn't really know about that at that time.

  • @fefewhitesox
    @fefewhitesox 15 лет назад +2

    He is funny in all his movies

  • @danielbaugher826
    @danielbaugher826 2 года назад +1

    “ I had a great seat picked out “ 😂

  • @kimmanning2913
    @kimmanning2913 Год назад +1

    "We shouldn't even be up here.'

  • @trishabray9184
    @trishabray9184 4 года назад +2

    "It's all wrong, man!"

  • @shawncarlen9009
    @shawncarlen9009 Год назад +1

    Always wondered why the pilot is doing the bomb dismantling and not the guy specifically brought there to be the munitions expert 😅

  • @JustinBallard117
    @JustinBallard117 2 года назад

    Michael bay: master of explosions and jump cuts...

  • @starfleethastanks
    @starfleethastanks 8 месяцев назад +1

    Several real actors did their best, but nothing could save this movie.

  • @djleeroyfelling
    @djleeroyfelling 16 лет назад +1

    no nukes! no nukes! quality!

  • @shermanhatch1916
    @shermanhatch1916 8 лет назад +2

    "Evac now let's go let's go!"

  • @markoscalderon
    @markoscalderon 13 лет назад +2

    no nukes no nukes!

  • @starguy2718
    @starguy2718 3 года назад

    Channeling his inner Major Kong, riding a nuke!

  • @jasonmathes8704
    @jasonmathes8704 Год назад

    "Do a good job, do a good job!"

  • @akufromthefuture7159
    @akufromthefuture7159 4 года назад

    i like his remark to Harry right before they take off from earth.

  • @beqii53
    @beqii53 11 лет назад +2

    Lol Steve!!!
    XD

  • @matt948
    @matt948 4 года назад

    NO NUKEZ NEVER GETS OLD

  • @anguscovoflyer95
    @anguscovoflyer95 3 года назад

    He's got space dementia

  • @angelomordini6779
    @angelomordini6779 4 года назад +1

    Red...... blue

  • @markperez1462
    @markperez1462 5 лет назад

    No nukes... no nukes.. no nukes

  • @jasontachin
    @jasontachin 7 лет назад

    rw: man this is like Dr. Suesses nightmare,could you imagine saying that to yourself?

  • @fastacker2
    @fastacker2 3 года назад

    and then they duct tape him to a wall. Duct tape, never go to space without it.

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 3 года назад

      never go anywhere without it.

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 3 года назад

    I like the part with the Gatling gun

  • @saltypirate5277
    @saltypirate5277 3 года назад

    That goddam animal blundetto

  • @aborgeshonorato
    @aborgeshonorato 4 года назад

    2030 we back in the Moon

  • @TheGuiltsOfUs
    @TheGuiltsOfUs 2 года назад

    NO NUKES

  • @fonzieskatesurf
    @fonzieskatesurf Год назад

    Where's the scene when he finds the girl playing alone outside?

  • @BillClay88
    @BillClay88 5 лет назад

    Rockhound has space dementia. That doesn't exist.
    Fuck you!

  • @stargazer4683
    @stargazer4683 4 года назад +1

    Nuclear combat toe to toe with the ruskies

    • @starguy2718
      @starguy2718 3 года назад

      If you're wrong about this, you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

  • @central5358
    @central5358 5 лет назад +1

    Get off .., the nuclear....warhead

    • @starguy2718
      @starguy2718 3 года назад

      Put...the candle...back...

  • @williewoodson2542
    @williewoodson2542 4 года назад

    Movie character plot hole Sharp is an Air Force officer implying a educational back ground or training so to speak point is he isnt stupid by any means for how fast he worked that boom down to the red or blue breath hold he wouldn't second guess the last step in a sequence that if you human it big boom dead stuff just I give him more credit but Hollywood is going to Hollywood

    • @justthisguy1948
      @justthisguy1948 4 года назад

      William Woodson in tense situations you can easily forget stuff you know by heart

  • @nofatchxplzthx
    @nofatchxplzthx 3 года назад

    what happened to "i can take this whole asteroid out single-handedly"

  • @30dbelow50
    @30dbelow50 3 года назад

    "He's pretty much the smartes Man alive You might want to listen to him" " You can send up One Hundred and fifty Nukeler War head and she will just smile and wave" We need to drill down and put a nuke in to blow here 😉 Apart, ok now let's just detonated 1 Nuke on the Seface 🤣 smile and wave girl smile and wave. Hollywood 🤣

  • @licensedblockhead
    @licensedblockhead 8 лет назад

    deep core drillers

  • @eduardopadilla6464
    @eduardopadilla6464 2 месяца назад

    Hmm, why is there gravity in the Russian station?

  • @cseb911
    @cseb911 12 лет назад +2

    1:38

  • @tl3139
    @tl3139 4 года назад +1

    Not much Buscemi in this.

  • @walidzein1
    @walidzein1 7 лет назад

    Good job lol

  • @MrGruffteddybear
    @MrGruffteddybear 3 года назад

    I'm curious, why didn't the specialist who was there to supervise the nuclear ordinance not know which wire to cut and had to ask the shuttle pilot?

    • @m-w-y7325
      @m-w-y7325 3 года назад

      A detonation mechanism is far different then any computer wiring you may have seen.
      most of the times its simple but has failsafe that detonantes the bomb right away incase tempering occurs.
      (its as simple as having two wires or two buttons)
      this is the reason they have a Bomb Squad whose sole purpose is to defuse the bomb while its active.

    • @MrGruffteddybear
      @MrGruffteddybear 3 года назад

      @@m-w-y7325 That’s not what I was asking. The specialist is there to oversee the nuclear ordinance. I would suspect that means all facets of the device. Why would a shuttle pilot know which wire to cut? He’s not a nuclear specialist. And the wire color thing is just Hollywood BS.

  • @aileencouver7369
    @aileencouver7369 3 года назад

    seen, i think this is it. don't know.

  • @lisabyass5146
    @lisabyass5146 Год назад

    Yee ha

  • @brucebaker6267
    @brucebaker6267 4 года назад

    Blue

  • @radioactivehands
    @radioactivehands 7 лет назад

    It was so funny

  • @thepiperreport8198
    @thepiperreport8198 4 года назад

    Anyone ever wonder why NASA would train oil men to be astronauts rather than astronauts to be oil men?

    • @buffya8012
      @buffya8012 4 года назад +4

      The Piper Report Ben Affleck asked the same question...I believe the response was “shut the f**k up”...lol

    • @daveobsoleteammo4547
      @daveobsoleteammo4547 Год назад

      They had no choice as the oil men were the ONLY ONES who could possibly drill the asteroid and plant the nukes in the time allowed .

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom Год назад

      Everytime lol, I mean, how hard can a drilling be compared to years and years of knowledge accumulation, academic degrees, and training to be a professional astronaut?

  • @dilured
    @dilured 11 месяцев назад

    началобрака

  • @Tusc9969
    @Tusc9969 10 лет назад +7

    Love Buscemi but Jeff Goldblum could've played his part just the same.

    • @Moviefan2k4
      @Moviefan2k4 10 лет назад +14

      Not to the same caliber, he couldn't. Jeff's version would've been much more serious, and Steve's character was the levity needed to balance out everything else.

    • @josephsampsoniii4260
      @josephsampsoniii4260 7 месяцев назад

      No

  • @galangaji6541
    @galangaji6541 5 лет назад

    Yeee haa.. yee pee kay yayy

  • @FranciscoGomez-in7yh
    @FranciscoGomez-in7yh 6 лет назад

    Yo no estaría loco por salvar al mundo cochino que vivimos todos estamos en el mismo barco si el barco se unde nos lleva la chingada a todos jajajajaj es mi opinión

  • @XxDirtyXxXSanchezxX
    @XxDirtyXxXSanchezxX 7 лет назад

    YEEAAHAA

  • @profesorius2675
    @profesorius2675 3 года назад

    1:47 :D

  • @chrissiebawn9357
    @chrissiebawn9357 3 года назад

    😀🙏❤🌍

  • @ratuadilFF
    @ratuadilFF 3 года назад

    Bus?

  • @titusmccarthy
    @titusmccarthy 2 года назад

    Horrible movie about Merikkka saving the world.