The bird looked like a crow. Crows are able to remember faces, so maybe it had a few bad past experiences with a number of guys at the school, and now I just hates guys.
Are you sure crows remember... on my terrace since few days I sence they flay past close to me. I stopped staying there morethan 2-3 minutes. I didn't do any harm that I remember to any animal or bird.
Lol, that sounds like the plot of a romcom movie from the 90's. The bird now needs to meet a male student that make it change its opinion about guys lol
@Executor Tassadar true! Except here, in Chinese universities, there are cameras everywhere! And once they find out who, you’ll be expelled! And after that, you won’t be able to find any university in China anymore! Because they will all call your old one to ask what’s up. You really do need those recommendation letters here… so, anyway, zap it at night? 😜
The fact that it can distinguish the difference between a male and female person amazes me. Very intelligent birds Edit: Do not read the replies, my goodness...
Why is politics getting brought up in a bird video lol. You all need to get grip with this liberal and conservative stuff. Getting worse than the bible thumpers.
@Nao Ya Why the heck are you commenting on every post here you aren't even Chinese, if you don't have any work right now, go and clean the public toilets.
That or what the comment said, a man touched its nest so now it had a grudge on men. Always surprises how birds know genders. My uncles parrot hates men too.
@@itzthe_legend now in india society will listen to women not men, they will only hear women's side and say that the man is guilty without any evidence.
Blackbirds I believe help raise the young. The male goes for food while female stays and watches the eggs.. Theres a blackbird male here we feed, he takes some biscuit, flies off then comes back a few minutes later and repeats, likely feeding the young. Biscuit is easier to get hold of than bugs. 🤣 he has been somewhat tried though, he will now land on my hand to get some biscuit.
The bird must be a crow. Crows can remember faces and sounds, many researches around the world show that... Crows even have particular chirp for each individual
0:27 - 0:35 I love how the two girls are just casually walking down the street, the bird goes for the guy, and the girls just keep walking, like they are so used to it.
@Ernst Kahn how exactly do you want them to help against a bird attack. And the boy was obviously fighting back. You just want any excuse to drag women?
@@ORood oh the conspiracy :D :D surely it was a misandrist teaching it, not a man hurting the bird or touching its nest... :D like we see it all the time.. :DDD geez man...
Pfft 😂 brgmnn wrote: "not a man hurting the bird or touching its nest... :D " .. "like we see it all the time.. :DDD".. "geez man.." I can't respond to such an effective argument. I mean, the level of insight in your argument is beyond anything I ever expected. 😏 I'm sure that's the reason why birds normally seek out males to attack, after all; they're victims of the patriarchy. In your words "men hurting the birds" and all. Not like hunting has been a part of life since the dawn of man. But yeah: The patriarchy. Dumbfounded.
@@m4gn3tic82 First of all they were not nearly wiped out. At no point where they endangered even in the slightest. Yes their populations were reduced drasticaly, however yet they were far from being nearly wiped out or endangered in any way. Secondly: At least China tried to do something for their people. And lastly: Don´t get me started on the looong long list of speciess we westerners have already extinct.
If my grandparents saw this they will immediately make up a story about a dead woman/man's soul in that bird's body who was killed by some college employees.
This has happened a lot in Australia with magpies, they don't tend to go after women as much because they get less negative attention from women, so they start leaving girls alone more. Not always, but corvids are very smart birds and sometimes they see patterns and can differentiate genders. It's pretty amazing really.
It's because of the dumb teenage boys who think it's 'cool' to beat up animals. Like I've seen a kid climb up trees to get bird eggs and break them. What kinda messed to people raised kids like that?
Me getting attacked by the bird 20 times, I decided not to be a victim anymore.. and wore a wig to school! 💇♀️💇♀️💇♀️!! Hopefully it doesn’t attacked me! Wish me luck guys!
@@youmemeyou @You Me Well if you want it in full It says: There's an evil bird on the tree Please don't provoke/bother it Please try your best to find another way around it You might be able to interpret it as a bird with ill intent though, maybe.
@@youmemeyou If you want to get specific, it just means bad or hateful. It's usually paired with another character to get a full meaning. For example: 邪恶 means evil or wicked. 恶劣 means bad but more severely and usually used to describe environments. 可恶 means hateful, describing a person as hateful. We don't usually use it on its own. It's more common in idioms or Chinese literature. When it's used on its own it might mean hateful, evil, malicious, or just bad. So I'm not actually sure... If you want to interpret it as bad bird or malicious bird, that's fine too I suppose? 🤣 Sorry, I'm a Malaysian born Chinese, and this is the extent of my knowledge on the language.
Before I even finished this video I said “a male probably messed with it” and by the end that’s exactly what they said 😂😂 men just can’t leave things in peace
@@apotex12 In nature, the age reaches 15 years. In captivity, life can be extended to 30 years. Of course, it’s difficult to verify. But there were cases when in captivity crows lived to the age of 70, because proper nutrition, lack of danger positivity affect life expectancy. Source: How long do crows live ? howtodoright.com/how-long-do-crows-live/
@pal when will misandry end ?? 😂😂 , no one takes feminists seriously due to misandrists like you and problems that women face are increasing due to radical feminists these day and indirectly it becomes feminist against women.
@Mekm Bb looks one more heartbroken baby girl. i have seen women manipulate their boyfriends/husband thier whole life and why is that women want to have control?. don't geralise everything if your bad at Life don't expect everyone to be bad at LIfe too.
Imagine how tired that bird is though, in its eyes its protecting its eggs. Previous nest or eggs were probably tampered with by a male before, probably some idiot who did something like steal an egg. Poor bird probably has PTSD, people should not go near the tree instead of provoking the bird, its probably really stressful for it. Imagine if someone harms your baby, then calls you crazy because you freak out every time they go near your other babies.
@@Kat-mu8wq I am guessing you were trying to say: means its male ( I am not doing this to criticize u but doing this so anyone that read this understand).
the bird wouldn't probably attack a transman because bird still identifies her as female/ Sometimes animals has more common sense left than actual human
@Executor Tassadar Same could be said for ur argument. Is the bird a mind reader? Lolol. Birds have UV vision, pheromone and heightened smell receptors not just visuals. It seems to attack males regardless of wt u believe u r.
The reason is because there was a group of boys who tore down its nest not too sure what happened to the little birds, but the result is all boys getting pecked by that bird now.
the translation of the sign is abit off. it's say " there is an evil bird on the tree, dont provoke it. try to walk another way instead." It's not beware of the bird .. HAHAHA the crucial part is evil bird HAHAH
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This bird takes *“All men are same”* seriously.
😂 😂
@@spam_lc2581 fr
@@spam_lc2581 tf
@@spam_lc2581 When people tell a joke, it's funny. Just a tip.
@@spam_lc2581 oh look! Its the person that says "its a joke" by how the feedback of their comment turned out!
Birds be like: The age of men is over
@Nao Ya bruh why are you in every comment
@Nao Ya you are boring
The age of shinobi is over (if you get the reference)
I release the eagle into Birb's Mordor
@@playalong12 Don’t know why but I feel like he is an imposter making other Chinese look bad.
The bird looked like a crow. Crows are able to remember faces, so maybe it had a few bad past experiences with a number of guys at the school, and now I just hates guys.
Are you sure crows remember... on my terrace since few days I sence they flay past close to me. I stopped staying there morethan 2-3 minutes. I didn't do any harm that I remember to any animal or bird.
Lol, that sounds like the plot of a romcom movie from the 90's. The bird now needs to meet a male student that make it change its opinion about guys lol
Not only that but it passes information to its offspring so that could be a generation thing too.
Doesn't look like a crow....would've made sense tho if it was a crow. Now I'm more curious
@@rakeshadhikar yes, they definitely do.
If the bird attacks a male, it hurts.
If the bird doesn't, it hurts even more.
LMAOOOP FR
Underrated comment 😁
Hahahahahha
@@fastreader6082 can you define what an underrated comment is?
@@Ffs00911 Not enough likes
Love that they made a sign instead of killing the bird. It gives the students something to bond over too.
bond?
true cami breide
@@lemonade4520 james bond
@@lemonade4520 unity against common enemy: the ultra feminist bird.
@@ruslankazimov622 lol true
Sign actually says:
“On the tree there is angry bird
Don’t provoke
Please walk the other way”
It's literally on the video dude
@@SaeroneScean hes saying its mis translated
@@hyperbannana9262 Oh okay
not angry bird, evil bird is what that sign says
hyper bannana it’s not mistranslated. The guy just used google translate. The captions are paraphrasing since exact translations don’t work.
I love how the uni is like "there's nothing we can do about it, dont provoke it" 😂
Eat it?
Don't you dare
@Executor Tassadar or a bb gun ;)
@Executor Tassadar true! Except here, in Chinese universities, there are cameras everywhere! And once they find out who, you’ll be expelled! And after that, you won’t be able to find any university in China anymore! Because they will all call your old one to ask what’s up. You really do need those recommendation letters here… so, anyway, zap it at night? 😜
@@mfinland2767 if there is angry bird like that I would shoot it tbh
The fact that it can distinguish the difference between a male and female person amazes me. Very intelligent birds
Edit: Do not read the replies, my goodness...
The bird is more intelligent than most liberals
@@cream1955
Oh look; an Alt-Right MAGA fascist PoS.
@@JanetStarChild man you can't call him fascist they've done way worse just call him a liberal hater
Why is politics getting brought up in a bird video lol. You all need to get grip with this liberal and conservative stuff. Getting worse than the bible thumpers.
@@JanetStarChild Yes yes pleas more buzzwords.
Prof: Why are you late today?
Male student: I was attacked by angry birds.
Made it 200 for ya
Made it 300 for you
Made it 400 for you
Made it 500 for you
Made it 675 for you
This bird takes the concept of “Eat All Men” quite literally
What is eat all men
@@asa.8691 my question exactly
@@yo-qk1mv sounds like cannabalism to me
@@asa.8691 probably is, people are weird these days
Eat, amen
"That Time I Got reincarnated As A Bird And Decided To Do Some Tomfoolery"
Believe me or not i was looking for this comment ISEKAI IS REAL LOOOOOL
@@verdetetto1814 Le La Noire “Doubt”
We do a little bit of trolling.
Nothing like die bombing pesky humans for fun
Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool No Doubt No Doubt No Doubt No Doubt No Doubt
That stretch of road must be a very safe place for women.
It's a no man's area
Every male: wears a wig.
Crow: these pests are finally gone.
I think the bird can SMELL the male/female on humans
@@captivating-culprit7484 start estrogen than XD transition and your fine
@@blessingclarkson7568
That’s true. Your gender does In this case it was just to slip past a bird ^_^
@@captivating-culprit7484 I thought birds have bad sense of smell, but great eye sight
If to straight people being female is naturally having long hair, then every human is a female....true
One man: (touches nest)
Bird: I will annihilate the face of men.
I freakin choked at this comment 😭
PFFT
Yeah it seems plausible
@Stevebot77E lol
Talk about a long held grudge... 😄
The new angry birds game is looking great
@Nao Ya Why the heck are you commenting on every post here you aren't even Chinese, if you don't have any work right now, go and clean the public toilets.
@@mirakilindok5484 😅
Rtx on
@@mirakilindok5484 geez
So hd !
0:26 I love how the girls are just casually walking while the guy is fighting for his life
LOLL and then he throws his book at it and then missed 😂
We all know they were laughing.
Life is like that sometimes 😅
Wow, had to copy a comment for attention huh.
@I change my name every month I'm no child 😐
The Bird maybe have been beaten or being hurt by a male , that's why it probably thinks that all males are going to hurt her or break her nest
That or what the comment said, a man touched its nest so now it had a grudge on men. Always surprises how birds know genders. My uncles parrot hates men too.
Who hurt u
Sounds like my ex wife, smsh!!!
@Nao Ya you sound like imposter with all the same comment you copy to other ppl comment
Or the bird is just a sexist?
Other birds to that bird: SIMP
That Bird: My goals are beyond your understanding
Ommmmmmm
lol
@@itzthe_legend now in india society will listen to women not men, they will only hear women's side and say that the man is guilty without any evidence.
SIMP means? 😖😖
@@nipurnashrestha2927 simpleton
*It's tough to be a man in a bird's world* 😆
@Nao Ya you don't sound like a Chinese but an imposter
@Nao Yawhy always target chinese for meat eating althugh westerners are among the top meat eating per capita.?
@Mike Hunt This bird would've been in our belly, more like inside the septic tank if it kept on perching us everytime we walk across the tree.
@Nao Ya the bird lucky in China, if this was in India then the bird will shoot by India hunter.
@Mike Hunt Google search "meet your meat".
You'll understand cruelty westerner treat their animals.
Guy: *Tries to sneak past*
This bird: I see a little silhouetteo of a man.
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
mammamia figaro magnifico
@@mabelrawr2072 No no no!
(You skipped "very very frightening!") 😆
i'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me :')
Bird was college teacher in previous life, boys makes fun of him, so now he is taking revenge
Yes I agree a lot
Ilike your creativity
Mistake of one man and the whole mankind is suffering
Everytime
That's what happens in the human world too.sadly
@@ananyabhagat7052 Wdym in the real world? Do you mean like the patriarchy making it worse for everyone?
And that explains the society thesedays haha
*Suffering* , Wow mankind is in danger
I think likely the bird has a PTSD before from a male who destroyed or its eggs
I have seen other crows attack people for no reason, so it's not PTSD , i think.
@@rnegoro1 it could be a territorial instinct but also crows are extremely smart and petty
Blackbirds I believe help raise the young. The male goes for food while female stays and watches the eggs.. Theres a blackbird male here we feed, he takes some biscuit, flies off then comes back a few minutes later and repeats, likely feeding the young. Biscuit is easier to get hold of than bugs. 🤣 he has been somewhat tried though, he will now land on my hand to get some biscuit.
@@Kat-mu8wq I think it's time you change the menu. Give that poor bird something fresh. Something new. Spice it up. 😂
The bird must be a crow. Crows can remember faces and sounds, many researches around the world show that... Crows even have particular chirp for each individual
Most probably. The warning sign clearly said that the bird is a crow, IDK why SCMP translated it to bird instead.
@@chatnoire89 it said 恶鸟, which means evil bird
Crows are bigger and would not be that quick and agile in flight.
If it attack innocent passer-by then the bird didn't do well at remembering who touched its nest.
@@aerith119 may be a group which have more than 5 guys touch its nest so it decided to attack every guy pass by
They should do some experiments. Like have a guy with long hair and a girl with short hair walk by it and see if the bird still attacks.
Dudes with long hair are still dudes. Better to get a feminine looking male and a masculine looking female.
@@malaysabolehpsy the femboy tomboy bird experiment
Then the bird starts attacking everybody 😂😂
The bird is attacking based on scent. They can smell who's male and who's female.
@@73cidalia make the tomboys wear cologne and the femboys perfume
0:27 - 0:35 I love how the two girls are just casually walking down the street, the bird goes for the guy, and the girls just keep walking, like they are so used to it.
Bahamas love this
@Ernst Kahn how exactly do you want them to help against a bird attack. And the boy was obviously fighting back. You just want any excuse to drag women?
@@kenetabansi5016 In America the boys pull out the Remington 870 and no birds will fly around you.
@@Electromagneticplutonium Because shooting a crow is the easiest thing in the world, obviously
@@reginabillotti obviously
*"I'm about to ruin this man's whole walk"*
ARMYYY💜💜💜
Literally
Hahaha 😂
Hey fam 🖤
It’s most likely a crow and crows hold grudges for generations
quite possible. elephants never forget, crows never forgive.
Or trained by a sexist lunatic. There's videos on RUclips of people training birds. 😒
@@ORood oh the conspiracy :D :D surely it was a misandrist teaching it, not a man hurting the bird or touching its nest... :D like we see it all the time.. :DDD
geez man...
@@ORood why u gotta be so negative hmmm?
Pfft 😂
brgmnn wrote: "not a man hurting the bird or touching its nest... :D " .. "like we see it all the time.. :DDD".. "geez man.."
I can't respond to such an effective argument. I mean, the level of insight in your argument is beyond anything I ever expected. 😏
I'm sure that's the reason why birds normally seek out males to attack, after all; they're victims of the patriarchy. In your words "men hurting the birds" and all.
Not like hunting has been a part of life since the dawn of man.
But yeah: The patriarchy.
Dumbfounded.
The bird as it attacks: “this is for the sparrows!”
@Nao Ya you don't sound like a Chinese but an imposter
more like *You guys in this school cheated on me!!!!*
Haha I remembered when China nearly wiped out the sparrow population
1v300
@@m4gn3tic82 First of all they were not nearly wiped out. At no point where they endangered even in the slightest. Yes their populations were reduced drasticaly, however yet they were far from being nearly wiped out or endangered in any way. Secondly: At least China tried to do something for their people. And lastly: Don´t get me started on the looong long list of speciess we westerners have already extinct.
If my grandparents saw this they will immediately make up a story about a dead woman/man's soul in that bird's body who was killed by some college employees.
me tbh 🤣 does that make me old? I'm not even 20 tho
"Do you like short-haired girls, or long-haired girls?"
"M E N"
the video 😂😂🤣
MEn
Man 🐴
I agree
The scariest thing about this is the next generation of the bird will actually learn this behaviour and continue the tradition
I really think his has to do with hair
@@brickplank_films5189 so the birds hate short hair?
@@chromosome2661 don’t ask me ask the bird
@@chromosome2661 maybe they don't like long hair because they get tangled up in it. So short hair is easier to attack.
hahahah sad for man i guess hahah
The bird was having bad experiences with some dudes and be saying "All the boys are same" for the rest of its life.
Average Billie eillish fan girl
@@changeyouryoutubechannelna1434 for God's sake! 😂😂
I mean, technically yeah lol if the story of a male student once disturbing its nest is true.
@@changeyouryoutubechannelna1434 average woman who knows how the real world works lol
It looks like a crow so that’s probably what happened
The bird flew into a gender studies 101 lecture one time and was never the same afterwards
Hahaha
Bird: So... this thing you guys call male privilege... does it bleed?
- No. It's just a ...
Bird: Say no more , girls. I have streets to guard.
@@ruslankazimov622 😂😂
As it should.
/:
I love how the school puts up sign that says beware toxic bird on the tree
Nah, it is not translated as toxic birds, rather it means that it is a fierce bird who is dangerous
there is a karen hiding inside the bird
more of like vicious or wicked bird😂
it's funny they call it the evil bird on the sign
🤣🤣🤣
I bet a lot of people will be sad once the bird is gone, even though it was mean with them 🥺
Yep
This angry bird took "all men are pigs" quite literally
I see what you did there
10/10
you win
Thanks for the gender biased racism, bird
>birds
>twitter
Imagine if this bird saved someone from getting assaulted.
That would be legendary 😂
The bird k n o w s
Feathery hero
@@StarlitLilies lol
It wouldn't even happen because people would avoid this part of campus as a whole
I had a male parrot once who hated men for some reason, but didn’t mind women.
True sexism 😞😞😞 (joke, I really dont wanna cause trouble))
@@aubrey580 ikr smh 😔
@@aubrey580 as I woman i feel bad for man
My dog hated men but not women. I think they know that men are more aggressive and less considerate.
better be hated than being a man and not.
This has happened a lot in Australia with magpies, they don't tend to go after women as much because they get less negative attention from women, so they start leaving girls alone more. Not always, but corvids are very smart birds and sometimes they see patterns and can differentiate genders. It's pretty amazing really.
I'm very curious as to how you knew it was a Corvid.
It's because of the dumb teenage boys who think it's 'cool' to beat up animals. Like I've seen a kid climb up trees to get bird eggs and break them. What kinda messed to people raised kids like that?
Male student: Touches the nest.
Bird: And I took that personaly.
"恶鸟“or nasty bird , I could not stop laughing with the word.
Evil bird*
And they made the sign look so official too, like it's telling you about something completely normal.
@@Hi-zx9sl beware of the evil bird hahahah
@@_JoeVer ”恶鸟“ more like annoying bird
@@kana6124 恶 means evil if you translate it lol
The sign literally translates to "Evil bird on tree. Please do not provoke. Go by a different way." 🤣
That's funny!!!
Juice wrld: All girls are the same
The bird: All men are the same
The bird better drop that song asap
⛓️✨SHe🤶 tOld 🗣️Me🙋 PuT🙌 My👉 HEarT❤️ iN 🌊thE BaG🛍️! And ➕NOBodY🙅 GEts~ hUrT🤬! 👻😭✨⛓️
Men: * walks near the tree *
The bird: So you have chosen death!
**Any video exists..**
Normie Commenters like you : So you've chosen death!
So you have chosen to point that out!
These jokes are getting old no cap
@@user-vb1wy5sp1y no cap is old no cap hahahhahah
@@niange5404 No cap 😂
That bird don’t want no men stealing his girlfriend up in the tree.
Plot twist : the bird is the reincarnation of a female being tortured by mens trying to have her revenge
She does like 1 damage but her speed and precision is a weakness to primates that can't fly
@@theerandomdude2375 exactly
Why does this sound like a plot of an isekai comic?
Sounds like the plot of a Chinese drama series, tbh. I'd watch it ngl.
Yeah it's not the medieval era any more
Lol, he is a tenacious bird. 5 years of targetted diving, what a bold lad 😂👌🏻
Me getting attacked by the bird 20 times, I decided not to be a victim anymore.. and wore a wig to school! 💇♀️💇♀️💇♀️!! Hopefully it doesn’t attacked me! Wish me luck guys!
Ahahahshhsgsgagshgatsjaydtqtd5qyx6wrf6w4f56ef, I can't, it's too much
And don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.. 💃😂
@@hajarsora3748 just in case.. I’ll wear heels 👠 😂
I’m wheezing so baddd 😂
What about girls with short hair?
Imagine being a girl and the bird still attacks you
Oof her anxiety would go 📈
Then we know she might be trans 🤣
@@BrittenelleandOrionKMG 😂😂😂
Bird debunks trans gender
That would be great insult. Its like saying the girl to the face "You look like a man".
@@BrittenelleandOrionKMG what? Or it could just be a girl
The sign that they put up says “there’s an evil bird on this tree, keep away” 😂😂😂
Don't bluff... 😾😾😾
It does say "evil bird" lol, literally
@@youmemeyou @You Me Well if you want it in full
It says:
There's an evil bird on the tree
Please don't provoke/bother it
Please try your best to find another way around it
You might be able to interpret it as a bird with ill intent though, maybe.
@@adrieltinghenghui6205 ok!! 👍
But, does it say "Evil"?
@@youmemeyou If you want to get specific, it just means bad or hateful. It's usually paired with another character to get a full meaning.
For example:
邪恶 means evil or wicked.
恶劣 means bad but more severely and usually used to describe environments.
可恶 means hateful, describing a person as hateful.
We don't usually use it on its own. It's more common in idioms or Chinese literature. When it's used on its own it might mean hateful, evil, malicious, or just bad.
So I'm not actually sure...
If you want to interpret it as bad bird or malicious bird, that's fine too I suppose? 🤣 Sorry, I'm a Malaysian born Chinese, and this is the extent of my knowledge on the language.
" beware of the bird " fells like a warning about a mythological creature
Birds: All men passing by are doomed
Drag queens: Hold my wig
Bird: You people had developed the game🦜 right? Now let's play...
Australia vs Emus : war ended
China vs Sparrows : war continues
Australia vs magpies!
Italy vs pineapple pizza
@hello
well atleast now it’s been downsized to pecking really annoyingky…
Indians vs Mynahs
Before I even finished this video I said “a male probably messed with it” and by the end that’s exactly what they said 😂😂 men just can’t leave things in peace
And the bird just cant leave those innocent men in peace aswell
Imagine if this "incident" was more serious, we will see more student pretending to be girls when walking outside😂
That would be fun 😂
If this was any bit more serious somebody would just whack it with a broom and that'd be the end for the bird 😂
It's all fun and games, until the bird attacks your girlfriend
@@januzairamli4426 That means she ain't a she
@@unliving_ball_of_gas XD
The Bird be like : Let the Matriarchy begin 🙅
This bird was sent by a rival university to reduce the number of students enrolling in this clg😂
Crows don't forget man.
Someone should feed it. He'd leave alone anyone who fed him(/her)
Shouldn't it be the other way around
Could have been trained by a sexist lunatic. There's a lot of videos online of people training birds to do complex tasks for food.
The official sign actually reads " beware of the evil bird" lololol
hahaha
恶鸟
Hahaha evil
Bird: When I'm finished there will only be one gender.
This is literally hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
The bird nested outside the gender studies classroom window
This is the greatest comment I heard this week 🤣🤣🤣
i dont think they have that course there
Bird: The age of men is over. The time of the crow has come.
*crows are very intelligent animals*
they have memories of the *bad* incident even some 20 years ago
Wut? they eat dead bodies on the road...
@@我爱您中国 they eat 🧠s
@@apotex12 crows can live up to 15 years
they can also be extended up to 30 years
Exactly someone attacked her nest and she's not letting it go 😂
@@apotex12
In nature, the age reaches 15 years. In captivity, life can be extended to 30 years.
Of course, it’s difficult to verify. But there were cases when in captivity crows lived to the age of 70, because proper nutrition, lack of danger positivity affect life expectancy.
Source: How long do crows live ?
howtodoright.com/how-long-do-crows-live/
If you are male and not being attacked, that bird must be sensing something
Ya triggered feminists
Thats a little weird. I'd never got attacked, they adore me
@@MitchellBPYao you've been to that place?
@@darmawanpapinka2980 no I just think it's funny it's karma
Ya short hair
The bird took the girls saying "All men are dogs" too seriously
@pal no one said to girls to try all men. 🤣🤣
I'm a man and I agree with that statement 😅
@pal when will misandry end ?? 😂😂 , no one takes feminists seriously due to misandrists like you and problems that women face are increasing due to radical feminists these day and indirectly it becomes feminist against women.
@pal another feminist that is here because her boyfriend broke up with her.😂😂😂
@Mekm Bb looks one more heartbroken baby girl. i have seen women manipulate their boyfriends/husband thier whole life and why is that women want to have control?. don't geralise everything if your bad at Life don't expect everyone to be bad at LIfe too.
Imagine being a women and getting attacked would be insulting
But imagine being a man and not getting attack is more
Me, a closeted trans man: This is the biggest honour of my life
@Yeet Yeet Yeah imagine bein' cool af like trans people B)
@@ultraman4704 yea birds know something that others don’t 😂😂
Imagine how tired that bird is though, in its eyes its protecting its eggs. Previous nest or eggs were probably tampered with by a male before, probably some idiot who did something like steal an egg. Poor bird probably has PTSD, people should not go near the tree instead of provoking the bird, its probably really stressful for it. Imagine if someone harms your baby, then calls you crazy because you freak out every time they go near your other babies.
Dude it's a bird if it went after me I'd wack it with a tennis racket.
@@sethgarrick6320 Makes sense
@@sethgarrick6320 even better: an electric racket
@@sethgarrick6320 U should test it out on urself first just to see if it works
@@haketyu7891 have tried it before hurts but not too bad.
Evil Bird: My dream is to turn this into a girls' school
Seems like the bird has had bad experiences with men. I feel you, 🐦
The bird's simp level is over 9000
Jaja?
Male student: peacefully walks to class
Bird: wakes up everyday and chooses violence
Plot twist: They are the same people whom the bird knew. They just wear different outfits.
This takes angry birds to a whole other level
Australian Magpies are like this - they often attack males with beards.
The college administration:
"Dont provoke huh, it might become a dragon" 😂😂
😂✋
The bird is assuming their gender. Let's cancel this bird.
Don't u all get tired of the same jokes 😭
did the bird tell you it assumed their genders? or did the video?
@@gguktae3502 no
@@gguktae3502 nah only women and non binary get tire of this jokes men only get tired in the bedroom
Australian magpie be like:
Finally! A worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Shut it, Tai Lung
@@jerrygil1965 What's your problem?
Bird : my boyfriend is cheated on me so that's why I take revenge on human boys
Its black, means its make. A female blackbird is actually brown.
@@Kat-mu8wq I am guessing you were trying to say: means its male ( I am not doing this to criticize u but doing this so anyone that read this understand).
That one man who touched the nest must be feeling so guilty...or laughing his face off
When you have a loyal neighbour that greets you everyday xd
The bird: I'm bout to end this man whole carrier
Edit:Thx for all the likes
*Twitter*🐦 : I’m about to end this man’s whole career
They should move girl's dormitory next the the bird's nest.
In your dreams
This Bird is literally training the students to stay away from smartphone.
Imagine a a sad trans dude who feels invalid walks by and the bird attacks him and he starts crying
Wholesome
This scenario is so super realistic 😂😂😂
🤣😂
validation from bird = worth so much more
the bird wouldn't probably attack a transman because bird still identifies her as female/ Sometimes animals has more common sense left than actual human
@Executor Tassadar Same could be said for ur argument. Is the bird a mind reader? Lolol.
Birds have UV vision, pheromone and heightened smell receptors not just visuals. It seems to attack males regardless of wt u believe u r.
I’m convinced birds will be the downfall of humanity
Birds *did* evolve from dinosaurs
The word "selectively " made this video funnier for some reason😂
as annoying as it sounds at the time, sounds like a fond memory to look back on and to know its still around after graduating
This bird defends its child, somewhere there is a little bird that is learning to fly 🙂
For over 2 years? That is one slow to mature birdling...
If that is the case. It will attack both males, and females student. But it only attack the male student.
The sign starts, "There is an evil bird in the tree".
more like "fierce"
The reason is because there was a group of boys who tore down its nest not too sure what happened to the little birds, but the result is all boys getting pecked by that bird now.
I mean if those men have Mikasa posters on their walls then... we all know who that birb is
When a Lvl 1 enters a high level area
I would have fed it and made a friend.
-the guy that likes birds
Divine - by Steven
First thing that came to mind is that "Is that bird a Magpie?"
That bird is a chinese bird version of "Stree". She would only attack males too 😂😂
the translation of the sign is abit off. it's say " there is an evil bird on the tree, dont provoke it. try to walk another way instead." It's not beware of the bird .. HAHAHA the crucial part is evil bird HAHAH
Random guy: walking down the sidewalk with a cute girl he just met
Bird: attacks the girl
Random guy: *Hol’ up*
Run
I don’t think the girl is a girl!
I don't think the random guy is a boy
Sign: Basically tells people to stay away from the tree
Me: I wonder if that sign was put up by men...
A new baby boy is born
That bird: I am about to end this man's whole career