King of the Hill Funniest/Best Moments of Season 1 (part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2017
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  • @mr.watoons3555
    @mr.watoons3555  7 лет назад +356

    I Re-uploaded With a little better quality video, the filter is not so harsh on this one enjoy!

  • @ExpertExterminators
    @ExpertExterminators 4 года назад +497

    “For God’s sake Bobby, what nationality are you?”
    “American”
    “Then why are you holding your cigarette like some European Nazi in a movie?”

  • @ElCholoDeJolo
    @ElCholoDeJolo 6 лет назад +269

    Lost his shins defending Texas in doubleyuh doubleyuh 2

  • @vihockeyguy1
    @vihockeyguy1 4 года назад +287

    “People aren’t black, or white, or yellow, or red.....but their hair can be”
    Idk why but that killed me

    • @shiriguessman5157
      @shiriguessman5157 3 года назад

      But what makes the red man red?

    • @calebamos6324
      @calebamos6324 3 года назад +1

      I'm a black big boy united states of America people

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 2 года назад

      @@shiriguessman5157 melanin.

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 2 года назад +4

      @@shiriguessman5157 communism?

    • @logann7942
      @logann7942 Год назад

      Might be because it’s funny

  • @agustintellez136
    @agustintellez136 4 года назад +213

    you gave him a loaded shot gun!?
    well ya don't give a toy with out batteries XD

  • @Mickocarbomb
    @Mickocarbomb 5 лет назад +404

    I'm having fun!
    *_Your wife divorced you_*
    *Sad depressing silence*

    • @thisguy6805
      @thisguy6805 4 года назад +6

      hahahahah he got burn 🔥 by a 15/16/13 yr old boy lol

    • @bela666lugosi8
      @bela666lugosi8 2 года назад +1

      @@thisguy6805 you alright mate?

  • @jonsknow__
    @jonsknow__ 4 года назад +130

    Honestly, I prefer this cartoon than any other comedy cartoon such as South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons. I enjoy and appreciate their writing and the humour.

    • @squonk86
      @squonk86 2 года назад +2

      Animated sitcoms and yes KOTH is the best..👍

    • @VitZ9
      @VitZ9 Год назад +11

      I wouldn't go as far as to say it's better than South Park, or Simpsons first decade/seasons 1-10.
      But it's definitely better than Family Guy, though even that has its moments sometimes.

    • @squonk86
      @squonk86 Год назад +3

      @@VitZ9 Well it's got my vote that's it's better then South Park or the Simpsons. I tried watching those but bumkis on the other hand I always know I'm going to laugh at KOTH.

    • @lemmon-up4er
      @lemmon-up4er Год назад

      See archer?

    • @violinist_stirlingite
      @violinist_stirlingite Год назад +1

      Same here - it’s just legitimately funny. It’s even funnier for me since I am from Texas and know people who are like the various characters 😅 It’s different because I’m in an extremely diverse and populated city but still, I get it and it’s funnier for it.

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 5 лет назад +140

    “Your wife divorced you.”
    *eats cake sadly*

  • @SirCorn
    @SirCorn 4 года назад +285

    Dale: "Are you allergic to asbestos?"
    Cotton: "Hell no."
    Like it's something to be ashamed of 😂

    • @Avarice297
      @Avarice297 4 года назад +6

      Dale reminds me of my brother quite a bit (that's him in the pfp) and it's funny.
      They both talk about random stuff for no reason.

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection Год назад

      Mesothelioma? Sounds like some woman issue

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 3 года назад +59

    "Well you don't give a toy without batteries" kills me everything XD

  • @dingleberryrobinson497
    @dingleberryrobinson497 2 года назад +29

    The smoking episode is top-tier. I never noticed that Bobby ashes the Sausage like he's putting out a smoke after yelling at Hank and Peggy lol

  • @lucasmartinez5703
    @lucasmartinez5703 5 лет назад +66

    2:50 I love how Peggy needed a moment for the stupidity to sink in.

    • @thisguy6805
      @thisguy6805 4 года назад +7

      omg the face she makes when she look at Luann like.......ohhhh ur right

    • @MrBoss-re6lp
      @MrBoss-re6lp 3 года назад

      If only that was the case, that would be fucking great.

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 2 года назад

      I literally read this comment at the same time that scene showed. Killed me just seeing peggy silently pause for a second to take in the sheer stupidity 😂

  • @zaodedong9935
    @zaodedong9935 5 лет назад +58

    "Son, I heard you smoked your first cigarette today." Dale is great!

  • @dannydevito9514
    @dannydevito9514 5 лет назад +137

    “Are you allergic es-bess-tos?”
    “HELL no.”

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 года назад +1

      It's spelled "Asbestos"

  • @ExpertExterminators
    @ExpertExterminators 4 года назад +87

    5:58 Damn that Peggy hill rant about the unspoken agreement is very true in marriages.

  • @jackgray2419
    @jackgray2419 5 лет назад +71

    05:10 Great job, Cotton. Now there's buckshot in the candy.

    • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
      @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @RowenJ420
      @RowenJ420 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure buckshot is to big and would not stick in candy the average buck shot pellet is the same size and diameter as 9mm bullet

  • @tannen1036
    @tannen1036 6 лет назад +489

    I'm running out of time give me the antidote man

    • @disgaealikerasapOG
      @disgaealikerasapOG 4 года назад +4

      *intense music*

    • @jackriley77
      @jackriley77 3 года назад +4

      A bucket of milk!

    • @HungryHelpings
      @HungryHelpings 3 года назад +6

      Don't open that window.....

    • @oliverkalamata2753
      @oliverkalamata2753 2 года назад

      @@jackriley77 he need sum milk!?

    • @jackriley77
      @jackriley77 2 года назад +2

      @@oliverkalamata2753 lol in minecraft if you are sick or have a curse on you drinking a bucket of milk will heal you

  • @barb7124
    @barb7124 6 лет назад +449

    Ar yuh Chinese er Japanese?

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 5 лет назад +14

      Chinese?
      *crushes hand bones*
      Er Japanese?

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 4 года назад +6

      Nope. He's Laotian. Aint ya Mr Kahn?

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 4 года назад

      @@burpostockings Best part.

    • @cambamx5003
      @cambamx5003 3 года назад +3

      After explaining everything.
      Hank: "so are you Chinese or Japanese" 🤣

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 3 года назад +55

    "I hate the man because he's rude and nasty, not because of what his people did to us in WW2."
    And they say racism can't be funny.

  • @christopherauzenne5023
    @christopherauzenne5023 4 года назад +35

    “You know coach used to say something that would fire us up when we were behind”
    “Yeah what”
    “LOSER YOUR A LOSER”
    XD

    • @SwishaSweetZach
      @SwishaSweetZach 2 года назад +1

      Baby want a bottle ?? A big dirt bottle ? 😂

  • @keyakku935
    @keyakku935 4 года назад +21

    "well you don't give a toy without batteries, come and get your tootsie-rolls"
    a new saying to live by

  • @ZingoBananaa
    @ZingoBananaa 5 лет назад +74

    i don't remember doing LSD today...

  • @raymondhhsu
    @raymondhhsu 4 года назад +68

    “In certain parts of China, meat is as scarce as toilet paper” - makes no real claim about if it’s actually scarce or not 😂

    • @vx-iidu
      @vx-iidu 4 года назад +5

      well, due to coronavirus, it is very scarce

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 3 года назад +1

      Which is funny because China invented toilet paper

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 3 года назад

      It's only scarce if you don't count cats dogs and bats as meat sources.

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 5 лет назад +30

    Be careful Bobby that’s one of those Chinese fighting dogs.

    • @thisguy6805
      @thisguy6805 4 года назад +1

      hahahah its just a regular dog hank lol

  • @freduardo7499
    @freduardo7499 5 лет назад +33

    Honestly I think the filter makes this way funnier

  • @Bomash2000
    @Bomash2000 5 лет назад +116

    Your wife divorced you
    lmao

  • @alecfleming373
    @alecfleming373 3 года назад +110

    Peggy might be my favorite female screen character simply because of how strong her self conviction is. She makes a fantastic support supply for the show.

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr 2 года назад +11

      You're kidding, right?

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 2 года назад +7

      I love her too, she's hilarious and excellently written. The only people annoyed by her are those with horribly low self-esteem.

    • @ll-rq5vu
      @ll-rq5vu 2 года назад +3

      Someone hasn't watched KoTH throughly

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 2 года назад +6

      She's great until you get a few seasons in, then they write her as way too over-the-top. I do like the fan theory that it's brain damage from her skydiving accident though. It kinda makes it make more sense. But no really she's great for a few episodes and then it's very hit-and-miss. I really wish they'd wrote her better.

    • @kungfufemafam9216
      @kungfufemafam9216 2 года назад

      She is sweet but the ugliest and most annoying animated sitcom mom by far.

  • @_strayfer_
    @_strayfer_ 3 года назад +9

    POV: You’re Hank hill and you lost your glasses

  • @ld1775
    @ld1775 3 года назад +13

    I love how Bobby holds his sausage like a cigarette and tries to put it out like one before he storms off at the end.

  • @ttvphilswifft8682
    @ttvphilswifft8682 5 лет назад +26

    "Peggy married me, I didn't marry her" 😂 so she's half divorced?

  • @Cyge240sx
    @Cyge240sx 6 лет назад +382

    Did u filter this? I know season 1 was rough but dang

  • @LiftingGunsBibleTradition
    @LiftingGunsBibleTradition 3 года назад +11

    What kind of work can a guy get in this town?
    Dale: Are you allergic to as’bestos?
    Cotton Hill: HELL NO!

  • @Buguese
    @Buguese 7 лет назад +84

    7:32 - 7:55
    cannot watch it without thinking of that RUclips poop by Durhamrockerz

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla 7 лет назад +10

      Buguese BE THERRRREEEERRRREEERRREEERRRRR... RRRREEEEERRRRRR

    • @Buguese
      @Buguese 7 лет назад +4

      ForeverMalone :'v
      It plays in my head at all times

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla 7 лет назад

      Buguese Jesus that was fast hahaha

    • @Buguese
      @Buguese 7 лет назад

      ForeverMalone
      well,I'm watching ny cave story video and seeing hiw i can fix it without my laptop since im in Mexico as of nowb

    • @Buguese
      @Buguese 7 лет назад

      Billy Lam
      basically

  • @JWayne-vb1yg
    @JWayne-vb1yg 6 лет назад +27

    The beginning is what it's like trying to talk to my family and all their friends

  • @lillordakira9752
    @lillordakira9752 7 лет назад +93

    8:37 Now you listen to me. The name is Hank Hill, Mr. Hank Hill. Peggy married me i didn't marry her. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!

    • @MovieLover1995
      @MovieLover1995 5 лет назад +5

      Love it when all of the hotel bellboys run up towards Hank while he's raging. LOL.

    • @truthseeker4879
      @truthseeker4879 4 года назад

      Didn’t he marry her as well?

    • @MrBoss-re6lp
      @MrBoss-re6lp 3 года назад

      @@truthseeker4879 Not in the world we live in man

  • @AngryLittleAmericansCartoons
    @AngryLittleAmericansCartoons 6 лет назад +33

    Come and get your tootsie rolls

  • @TheologyChad22
    @TheologyChad22 4 года назад +30

    3:09 2020 will need Hank Hill and his wise words

  • @granthurlburt4062
    @granthurlburt4062 2 года назад +1

    "Whut's the ru-ush? If we're not there in 30 minutes, the pizza is free!"

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 6 лет назад +19

    11:47
    I'm surprised Bobby's shut up didn't shatter Peggy's atomic structure

    • @Blakeh1911
      @Blakeh1911 2 года назад +2

      Koth edit 😂😂😂

  • @ot7stan207
    @ot7stan207 11 месяцев назад

    Hank Hill was a really good father and showed us what tolerance was. he didnt have to agree, he didnt have to understand, but he tried.

  • @conversewalk928
    @conversewalk928 6 лет назад +22

    4:56 damn😂

  • @ThEoX7893
    @ThEoX7893 2 года назад +1

    "A Scanner Hankly" lol
    Gives me Scanner Darkly vibes

  • @damn.1672
    @damn.1672 3 года назад +33

    "Women were not put on this Earth to serve you and me." Aw that's actually really wholesome gud shi hank

    • @EquilibriumTelevision
      @EquilibriumTelevision 2 года назад +8

      Followed by a scene of scantily clad women skating to cars to serve food. Subtle.

    • @blacksun6245
      @blacksun6245 2 года назад +1

      Ummmm well yes

  • @Otakucardplayer
    @Otakucardplayer 5 лет назад +13

    this is great quality, now I dont have to wear my glasses lol

  • @CmPuke101_
    @CmPuke101_ 3 года назад +3

    3:09 hank predicted the 2020s

  • @a.lopez7354
    @a.lopez7354 4 года назад +4

    4:57 "Your wife divorced you.." talk about being ice cold

  • @ryanbarth6691
    @ryanbarth6691 5 лет назад +10

    Shooting a pinata with a loaded shotgun, who else would do that?!😅😂🤣

  • @redpikmin017
    @redpikmin017 3 года назад +5

    7:19-7:33 one of the most ironic moments in KOTH

  • @wlogan0204
    @wlogan0204 3 года назад +3

    "he lost his shins defending texas in ww2"

  • @khorneflakes9760
    @khorneflakes9760 6 лет назад +5

    Deep fried Cartoons for grown men.
    We have reached peak 2018

  • @cyborg0692
    @cyborg0692 4 года назад

    now, this is the way the king of hill was to be viewing! thanks for a great work.

  • @whatupplaya5179
    @whatupplaya5179 2 года назад +2

    “Ladybird is not a slut”!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zombieblaster5754
    @zombieblaster5754 3 года назад +3

    3:05 he predicted the future

  • @811brian
    @811brian 4 года назад +5

    Somehow Dale ended up doing a better job with Joe about smoking than Hank did with Bobby.

  • @rfrc6272
    @rfrc6272 6 лет назад +60

    It's weird that the filter is not bad at all.

  • @LJAndrews1986
    @LJAndrews1986 3 года назад +2

    Hank was ahead of his time, as real as it gets lol

  • @blackbokuto
    @blackbokuto 4 года назад +3

    eh its cool its like watching the show on game boy advanced
    thanks for uploading this. was in a mood for king of the hill

  • @TheGeckoNinja
    @TheGeckoNinja 6 лет назад +224

    3:04 how sadly relevant that statement is today :/

  • @indoorgangster
    @indoorgangster 4 года назад +5

    Dale is one of my all time favorite characters for sure!

  • @Girard1020
    @Girard1020 5 лет назад +6

    9:11 Is what I feel like when I’m losing MMO PVP Games like TF2 & Star Wars: Battlefront

  • @MovieLover1995
    @MovieLover1995 5 лет назад +12

    5:57. “I don’t know where you got the idea that you could slap your mom’s behind!”

  • @LuigiFan-fr7oo
    @LuigiFan-fr7oo 5 лет назад +6

    The quality is beautiful

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 3 года назад +1

    “You know coach used to say something that would fire us up when we were behind”
    “Yeah, what?”
    *turns into Coach Buzzcut*

  • @dafarmer3721
    @dafarmer3721 6 лет назад +23

    I thought those where the ingredients

  • @Ciara1594
    @Ciara1594 Год назад +1

    That's all Hank took
    from that, "30 times
    a day?" 🤷

  • @mukilicious17
    @mukilicious17 Год назад +1

    ".....30 times a day?!" 😂😂😂

  • @seriussamIam
    @seriussamIam 3 года назад +7

    Its 2020. Its 11pm at night, I'm high and I ended up here, reminded of how fucking hilarious and clever this show was. And in the immortal words of Hannibal Burres; "Wack".

  • @Danesha_M_H
    @Danesha_M_H 5 лет назад +4

    Come & get your tootsie rolls!!! 😂😂😂

  • @guyincognito5706
    @guyincognito5706 4 года назад +1

    “This is sick! You’re staring at a dot!”

  • @grifftown
    @grifftown Год назад

    bruh the video filter had me thinking someone drugged me with acid LOL tripped me out good there for a bit

  • @kyriljordanov2086
    @kyriljordanov2086 3 года назад +1

    I grew up in Mississippi. The clip starting at 6:00 is about the most Southern thing I've ever heard.

  • @fujisakicdanganronpa5395
    @fujisakicdanganronpa5395 4 года назад +7

    Cotton just straight up shooting the pinata, fucking amazing 😂

  • @ravenblackwood9831
    @ravenblackwood9831 Год назад

    “I’m running out of time.”
    “Give me the antidote man.”
    “You don’t give a toy without batteries.”

  • @kanegarvey3188
    @kanegarvey3188 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for the acid flashbacks

  • @lightseraphim6816
    @lightseraphim6816 6 лет назад +52

    Hank Hill would never condone pineapples on pizza.

    • @roggie839
      @roggie839 3 года назад

      I know I heard that I was like wtf. That doesn't sound like Hank at all

  • @trevorsanchez2470
    @trevorsanchez2470 2 года назад

    Well you don’t give a toy without batteries, now coke and get your tootsie rolls! Lmao!

  • @eddyepepin6141
    @eddyepepin6141 2 года назад +1

    0:50 response had me rollin’ after the comment that Peggy said at 0:45 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thejollyjohnson9015
    @thejollyjohnson9015 2 года назад +1

    You don't give a toy without batteries! COME GET YOUR TOOTSIE ROLLS! (ejects shell)

  • @AsusanXT
    @AsusanXT 6 лет назад +31

    I like stories about Pinata's

  • @acidicali7776
    @acidicali7776 6 лет назад +7

    Damn dude I can’t watch this without getting a headache

  • @emeraldpotato3050
    @emeraldpotato3050 5 лет назад +1

    Best quality ever

  • @spuntoddler9702
    @spuntoddler9702 4 года назад

    Yo Bobby snapped and put his sausage out lmao

  • @shanestrickland8481
    @shanestrickland8481 4 года назад

    Hank Hill "Women were not put on earth to serve you or me".
    Women then proceed to serve him and Bobby food in the car.

  • @H.V.C_Shino
    @H.V.C_Shino 4 года назад +2

    3:14 YOU'RE WELCOME LMFAOO

  • @SirCorn
    @SirCorn 4 года назад +1

    I think I have experienced every feeling portrayed by the cigarette smoking scenes

  • @jvcollection
    @jvcollection Год назад

    That’s one of them Chinese fightn’ dogs. 😂

  • @eangsyerbic6942
    @eangsyerbic6942 2 года назад +1

    8:37 Now you listen to me! The name is Hank Hill! Mr. Hank Hill! Peggy married me! I didn't marry her! What are you looking at?
    🤣🤣

  • @doejhonny
    @doejhonny 5 лет назад

    So this is what king of the hill would look like if it was given a reboot.

  • @somerandom4506
    @somerandom4506 3 года назад

    Bobby's grandfather was lit, gifting him a shotgun with ammo, trying to buy him a hooker. Shit, he must feel stupid for not trying to invite him at first lol xD..

  • @Justin-pe9cl
    @Justin-pe9cl Год назад +2

    “Hwat kind of country is this hwere I can only hate a man if he’s hwight?
    To real.

  • @revolution545
    @revolution545 3 года назад +1

    3:37 holy dale is LITERALLY a twig there

  • @HispanicHustla
    @HispanicHustla 11 месяцев назад

    “What kinda country is this when I can only hate a person if he’s white!” 🤣

  • @GuyWolfGaming
    @GuyWolfGaming 3 года назад +5

    "What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?"

  • @Allplussomeminus
    @Allplussomeminus 3 года назад

    4:56 and he just blinks after saying that lmao

  • @TheCrabActivist4525
    @TheCrabActivist4525 4 года назад +1

    "That boy ain't right I tell you whwat, doesn't understand the value of contrast" lol jk

  • @ConcreteBarber661
    @ConcreteBarber661 2 года назад

    “Yeah that’s it.”
    🤣

  • @Keister00
    @Keister00 3 года назад

    GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE
    (Breathes heavily until fades out)
    Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM

  • @bsanchez3563
    @bsanchez3563 5 лет назад

    XD are you allergic to asbestos? XD

  • @Harkeilla
    @Harkeilla 3 года назад +1

    “What the hell kind of country is this when I can only hate a guy ‘cause he’s white?” - HEAR HEAR!

    • @MastemaJack
      @MastemaJack 3 года назад

      If only SJWs watched that episode and actually remembered the point of it.

  • @Roosterboi21
    @Roosterboi21 Год назад

    Careful Bobby, that's one of them Chinese fightin' dogs