“No need teachin Bobby about sex at his age when he can’t do a damn thing about it at his age anyway. And with his features.” I feel like that’s how my parents talk about me lmao
"Hey, I know you, you're the kid that rakes my lawn." "No, I'm the kid who hit you in the head." "With a rake?" "No, with a golf club." "You been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back." Willie Nelson rules.
“In darkest days, in blackest night, I’ll tell you thwhat, that boy ain’t right, Let those who worship charcoal might, Beware my power, propane light!”
The same thing happened when they blamed Chet Elderson for the fire station fire and Boomhauer said it was Dale who plugged the light in that started the fire.
* for real tho, when I worked 3 jobs and was too tired to function, didn't have friend one I read the "community reports" on me and apparently I was a slut, drug addict , most popular girl in town.
I tell you h-what, you oughta believe in the heterosexual Jesus Christ. You are using your boys CORRECTLY! May God bless your heterosexual genitalia and plow through all veejayjays!
Hank hill character is the same character from beavis and butthead, the older neighbor they used to bother all the time. He has the same voice as hank hill
“Why is it not okay for girls but it’s okay for boys?” “It’s called the double standard Bobby don’t knock it, we got the long end of the stick on that one.” 😂😂
“Why is it not okay for girls but it's okay for boys?” “It's called a double standard, Bobby. Don't knock it. _We got the long end of the stick on that one.”_
Yeah I always preferred the earlier seasons, they had some insane plots like Hank,Dale and Kahn stuck in Mexico and having to illegally cross the border. There was also the episode where Cotton and Dale Steal a wooden leg from a museum and when they thought they had the leg it was shown Cotton still had the leg the whole time lmfao.
@@dontsaymynameunlessyouknow8775 The Mexican border one is called, Three Days of the Kahndo And the one where they steal the leg is called, The Final Shinsult.
it's a thing called double standared bobby we got the long end of the stick on that one. *clap* *clap* *clap* Well played Hank. I got to remember that one.
“Yeah man I tell you every time I buy them dang old condom dispenser then put in a little 50 cent in there and try to hit that corn turning buying that old thing then talking about her knee” -Boomhower
Did not see that in this video. But as soon as I clicked on another video, that scene played. I understood for once what he said before he said it. So thank you.
I can’t believe seeing some of these scenes and thinking how hilarious they are but I remember being 10 years old and actually learning quality life lessons from this show
1:35 And this episode is dedicated to the parents who don't want their children to learn sex ed at school, yet, are completely incompetent when it comes to teaching it themselves at home. 3:47 Well, at least he's self-aware...
Kanaya as Crysta, Rin as Zak, Karkat as Pips, Soot Sprites as Bark, Alastor as Batty, Chernabog as Hexxus, Dolorosa as Magi, Bone as Ralph, Smiley as Tony, Karkat's Father as Crysta's Father.
" Im a little worried about being a slut."- Bobby Hill
That boy ain't right
Only from a distance lol
😂😂😂😂
Found my senior quote.
Heaven Toms Brilliant 😄😄😄 The school will probably censor it, though.
“We’re gonna see her boobs.”
“….So?”
Power move from Bobby right there.
It's that sigma energy from Cotton
I have energy
😭😭
@@calebamos6324 hell yeah
It's his lack of social understanding
Hank's face when Boomhauer confesses the entire whooping crane incident, but the ranger didn't understand him
Telling the truth but they don’t even realise it.
I confess I always watch RUclips in speed. 75x to avoid rewinding and I noticed lol but great comment 👍
I go fast like sonic the hedgehog and lightning McQueen
“No need teachin Bobby about sex at his age when he can’t do a damn thing about it at his age anyway. And with his features.” I feel like that’s how my parents talk about me lmao
TMI! 😆
Hahhaha the way Hank says it too, so funny lol 😂
That's exactly how my Father talked about me... right in front of me... haha awesome guy
My dad would call me gay if he noticed I wasn't bringing girls home often enough for his standards lol
@@100GTAGUY tell your dad that it's okay and that he should come out of the closet.
"I sell propane and propane accessories, shut up dale"
Daily Dose Of memes best part of the whole video
I tell you hwat
I read that while watching it
Dale: Hank I can shut up, but...should I??? Big brother is watching(whispering)
I still laugh it funny I don't know why.
"Hey, I know you, you're the kid that rakes my lawn."
"No, I'm the kid who hit you in the head."
"With a rake?"
"No, with a golf club."
"You been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back."
Willie Nelson rules.
This implies that there was a kid who hit Willie Nelson in the head with a rake.
@@ellismarquez8410 and that kid grew up to be Abby from Woke of Us 2
@@Drums_of_Liberation it's barely woke
@@Drums_of_Liberation "The rast of us won't rast forever"
If you got that reference then you're my kind of people.
I crack up every time
“In darkest days, in blackest night,
I’ll tell you thwhat, that boy ain’t right,
Let those who worship charcoal might,
Beware my power, propane light!”
That's great.
Wait so the propane lantern core?
jackson oconnell Propane Core
Yes the propane lantern core it has the power even greater than the white lantern core
I didn’t copy in just explaining the power of the propane core
"It was not done by me, it was done *through* me."
Deep shit, Dale.
I love it when Boomhauer openly confesses heinous crimes and nobody understands him so they get away with it.
The same thing happened when they blamed Chet Elderson for the fire station fire and Boomhauer said it was Dale who plugged the light in that started the fire.
I can actually understand Boomhaurer.
Boomhauer is the Quagmire of King Of Hill
Dang ol let me tell you what thatsadangolsockamandangolburdidangoman.
Right lol
I love how most of these are from the same episode
look how much likes you got!
All of them are from season one so far half way into it
they're all from the same show
@@420subswithnosubscribersch2 Damn son, you really think so?
@@kosog6584 I'm pretty sure it's the same show
5:41 "I sell propane and propane accessories I tell you what! SHUT UP DALE" best line ever 😂
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 funny to me
Bobby summed up Hank with one line
@@calebamos6324 did anybody ask you?
That’s disrespectful to me
@@calebamos6324 ok you can say that. But its only a line from the show. It's not that bad. Everyone here thinks it's funny.
It is just a tv show
One of the greatest shows ever made. It’s a timeless classic at this point.
"I'm worried about being a slut." is gonna be the quote I carry for the rest of my life.
* for real tho, when I worked 3 jobs and was too tired to function, didn't have friend one I read the "community reports" on me and apparently I was a slut, drug addict , most popular girl in town.
"you gonna click cli-cli-cli-cli-click"
accurate.
Da gon naked ass ladies man tell ya what big ole double ds bounce bbounce around mane
...Nnnoooo
Click click click click click click click click click cli-cli-cli-cli-click clickity click CLICK!!!
@Perry Conrad You think?!
@Perry Conrad Oh Perry Conrad you poor poor woman.
“It was not done by me. It was done THROUGH me.”
This show is straight gold
“You seem like a regular guy. “ Gets me lol
It's called the double standard Bobby, don't knock it. We got the long end of the stick on that one.
Ravage Gonza California, Montgomery ward going out of business parking lot got sloppy toppy from a skonka lol purchased a VCR at the time.
I tell you h-what, you oughta believe in the heterosexual Jesus Christ. You are using your boys CORRECTLY! May God bless your heterosexual genitalia and plow through all veejayjays!
Ravage Gonza so this is what a turd looks like
@@ravagesoyjoy I couldn't tell what you were bladdering about
@Arrow Head This isn't reddit nor Tumblr. This is 'Merica and in 'Merica ya'll better call it the Replies
“I went in there and fixed her, like fixing a carburetor. And you know what, it was fun. Like fixing a carburetor.”
Hank loves his carburetors
Huh... Didn't Hank say the same thing after letting (excuse me, making) Bobby smoke a carton of cigarettes???
:(
God I hate carburetors
This is the definitely one of those shows you start appreciating as an Adult
I like how they sound like actual conversations
Thats good writing
Good writing, not so good voice acting from Hank/Bill...
"would it kill a tree if she wore a bra" 💀
there are tears streaming down my face from laughing at this
E the answer is yes
Yes, Yes it would!
Yeah he killed it with that one... 😆
Most bras are pretty uncomfy.
"VAAAAAGGGGIIIINNNAAA"!!! 😂😂😂
BWAAAA
The whole neighborhood can hear ya cursin’!
Im a little worried about being a slut
I absolutely lost it on the scene at 1:42. Hank takes him to see cattle get inseminated to teach Bobby “the facts of life”. 🤣
And Bobby was stone faced the entire time.
😆
Cattle giggities 😂
7:10 a conversation between 2 npcs
I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you.
Hank and bills conversation at 5:50 haha I don't know why but I'm absolutely dying of laughter. I forgot just how brilliant this show is
Sounds like your horn is going off.
FordTower97 You really think so, Bill?!
Ohhh yeah
FordTower97 ukxjxjx
Damnit Hank, you know I can’t have loud sudden noises while I’m meditating! I was a nose hair away from attaining inner peace!
I hated that damn twig boy😡😡
Hank Hill did you vote for trump mr. Hill?
Alexander the great Doubt it. Hank was a level-headed conservative. There's plenty of republicans that don't like Trump.
Hank Hill I tell you hwat
Hank Hill 😂😂😂😂
Hank Hill
“You’ve been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back.”
“It’s called the double standards Bobby, don’t knock it. We got the long end of the stick on that one.” 😂😂
That part had me dying laughing 🤣
Is is sad that as a Texan I have always understood boomhaur?
Cyge Firstcaste just means you understand people from north texas
Very
Cyge Firstcaste same. 😂😂😂
Always figured it was supposed to be an eastern Texan accent since it's pretty close to how some people in Louisiana speak.
I've always understood him and I'm from England...we're used to foreign accents 😂
Season one animation looks more like the beavis and butthead animation.
Yeah, this show aired during the last months of Beavis and Butthead's original syndication.
Uh yeah the animation is a little off because this was like 1997 and 1998 and still during beavis and butthead when it was still popular
The same guy makes both animations
Gee, I fucking wonder why twig boy.
Hank hill character is the same character from beavis and butthead, the older neighbor they used to bother all the time. He has the same voice as hank hill
“Sounds like your horns going off” 💀😂😂😂😂😂
Ya think so bill!!!!
Ohhhh yeah!
Damn it, Hank! You know I can't have loud, sudden noises while I'm meditating! I was a nose hair away from attaining inner peace! *Kicks the truck*
@@ianfinrir8724 dont even try to take credit for that
@@thamicrula6295 It was not done by me. It was done _through_ me.
"You've been rakin my lawn with a golf club, give me my quarter back"😂😂😂😂
I remember when I watched King of the Hill every night on adult swim and I also remember my mom almost beat my ass when Peggy yelled vagina😂😂
You should’ve just said three words “you look pretty.” Worked for Hank.
😆😆😆
Peggy has a nasty mouth, I tell ya hwat.
2:37 is great "I would just lay back and think of them pretty flowers" Oh bonnie, you poor woman.
9:30
"Anybody tries (acupuncture) on me, I'll kick his ass."
He lived up to his word
Hank's horrified face when Boomhauer tells everything about the hunt is literal gold
Vuuuuhgina
I laughed so hard at that one... PRICELESS
captainspacehammer , that one brought me to tears!
Spit take
Ok at 3:21 was that a freaking VIBRATOR?!
What episode is this? I have to watch it!
"It's called the double standard" lmao!
“Why is it not okay for girls but it’s okay for boys?”
“It’s called the double standard Bobby don’t knock it, we got the long end of the stick on that one.”
😂😂
“*You been raking my yard with a golf club I want my quarter back*”
Best one in here no doubt
“it was not done by me, it was done through me.”
PLEASE CRITICAL! Loud is not aloud...
@@The.new.Creator Damn i typed this 2 years ago
Ok
"I'd rather die with a burger in my colon..." broke me
6:15 This will age like fine wine for generations as long as the internet is still a thing.
5:44 Bobby’s impression of Hank was spot-on 😂
@5:41 Bobby nailed it acting like hank 😂
shut up dale
😆😆😆
Dales my favourite character by far, its like he reminds me of someone but i dont know who
yourself?
Alex Jones
Dwight schrute
A lot of people watch that show, thinking "Damn, I know those people."
Keith Abernathy LoL
“Why is it not okay for girls but it's okay for boys?”
“It's called a double standard, Bobby. Don't knock it. _We got the long end of the stick on that one.”_
Man I swear this show has the best humor I've ever seen on TV
Dale: What kinda lefty hootenanny is this! Lol
"Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra?" I'm DEAD 😂😂😂
I like how Hank means literally kick their ass and not beat them up.
Bobby imitating hank was gold 😂
this show started out as funny and got more serious
Yeah I always preferred the earlier seasons, they had some insane plots like Hank,Dale and Kahn stuck in Mexico and having to illegally cross the border.
There was also the episode where Cotton and Dale Steal a wooden leg from a museum and when they thought they had the leg it was shown Cotton still had the leg the whole time lmfao.
Yeah like the Megalo-Mart explosion episode? Luanne finally began acting mature after that (or was it the other way around?)
@@sgtvirus6696 what episode was that?
@@dontsaymynameunlessyouknow8775 The Mexican border one is called,
Three Days of the Kahndo
And the one where they steal the leg is called,
The Final Shinsult.
@@creamncheese7761 I believe she was acting immature if I recall correctly.
"No need to get Bobby all bothered up about sex when he cant do a damn thing about it at his age anyway, and his features" I'm rolling
I love how Peggy lists "Uvula" as a reproductive organ.
Hank was super aggressive in the first few episodes. They really changed his character after that
Early hank is better
It’s too early
King of the Hill has become my daily go too for a dose of laughter🤣 One of my favs is when Hank declares “I’m gonna kick your ass”!
“It’s called the double standard, don’t knock it.” Too true.
The tone of the first two seasons is like nothing else
Best sitcom ever, I wish they bring it back
"I'd rather die with a burger in my colon than eat faux food."... HAHAHA right on Hank!!
Boomhauer and Bob Dylan true poets.
I love how this season essentially had the same art style as Beavis and the later seasons started to have their own style and charm
4:25 "Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra?" 😂😂😂😂😂
I miss this show. We need it now more than ever.
If you haven't heard they're apparently planning a new season
Will probably be "woke"
@@danmule4131
Not really unless if they’re going on that MAGA route with Dale
@@joscar062 It would be. Look at what's coming out now. It's all woke. Everything
Y’all know if the reboot jumps ahead in time (like characters aging) or if it just picks up where the series left off?
I'll do a better job on the editing on the next video some of them got chopped off early
thanks poke ive been lazy on part 2 but u just motivated me to start is
i want part 2
;_;
ill sub for part 2 for sure
im working on it i watch every episode and pick out the best parts its gonna take me a min
it just got CR flagged idk wtf
Im working on fox giving me permission to use the clips now i dont know how this one didnt get flaged
"It's called the double standard, Bobby. Don't knock it." -Hank Hill
“Hanks gotta lotta problems....HEY BABY, HOW BOUT A COUPLA BEERS”!
5:40 LMAO!
Old G-XTREME channel "shut up Dale." Lol
EW!
2:45 bevis and butthead confirmed
Tannen101 the worlds anime person FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT I LOVE YOUUUUUUJ
Uh huh huh huh huh 😂
it's a thing called double standared bobby we got the long end of the stick on that one. *clap* *clap* *clap* Well played Hank. I got to remember that one.
Almost spit out my cereal when Peggy yelled out "vagina." Gets me every time.
One of the greatest TV gags ever, Dylan speaking w/ Boomhauer.
"Well Hank's got a lot of problems" Dale is such a troll 😅
“Id rather die with a burger in my colon than eat fo foo” same hank same
"Those spirit bags of yours are just my ex wife's old socks and by the way I want them back."
fucking died at 4:55 his face. "this nigga snitching right in front of my face"
Don't even try to take credit for that 😂😂😂 We need Hank to make a comeback, the older you get the funnier and more relatable he really gets.
"And with his... features" 😂
Bobby imitating Hank was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute 🤣🤣🤣
“I sell propane and propane accessories I’ll tell ya hwat.. Shut up, Dale!”
I like it how Hank literally kick someone's ass.
"Hey, you seem like a regular guy" 😂😂
I miss Hank's curly hair in the earlier seasons.
The "Vuh-Gina!" Is so hilarious. I love it
This was my Favorite show in middle school… 96-99.. we used to quote so many lines from
This show.
"That boy ain't right"
We miss you Hank 😔
Luanne: “What’s the rush? If we’re not there in 30 minutes it’s free.”
Peggy: puts car back into park
..."and with his features"
Literally choked 😭😭
"Hey you seem like a regular guy"
“Yeah man I tell you every time I buy them dang old condom dispenser then put in a little 50 cent in there and try to hit that corn turning buying that old thing then talking about her knee” -Boomhower
Did not see that in this video. But as soon as I clicked on another video, that scene played. I understood for once what he said before he said it. So thank you.
i kid you not, i did not understand a thing he said there. thanks
“coin turning”?
Coin return, not corn turning. Her needs (probably a ribbed condom, or maybe a French Tickler), not her knee.
He said "needs" not "knee". Makes a little more sense.
7:11 dear god they're multiplying.
I can’t believe seeing some of these scenes and thinking how hilarious they are but I remember being 10 years old and actually learning quality life lessons from this show
"You seem like a regular guy"
Lmao
1:35 And this episode is dedicated to the parents who don't want their children to learn sex ed at school, yet, are completely incompetent when it comes to teaching it themselves at home.
3:47 Well, at least he's self-aware...
ManiacX1999 0
I'd rather die with a burger in my colon than live to eat tofu: truer words have never been spoken
So true!!!
We're here for a good time, not a long time
lol he says tofu... I thougjt he said faux food... hahaha
@@MuvoTX same i thought faux food too haha
As a vegetarian I disagree XD
Kanaya as Crysta,
Rin as Zak,
Karkat as Pips,
Soot Sprites as Bark,
Alastor as Batty,
Chernabog as Hexxus,
Dolorosa as Magi,
Bone as Ralph,
Smiley as Tony,
Karkat's Father as Crysta's Father.
we got the long end of the stick on that one😂😂😂
Bristol Banister died again, the first being the "vuuhhgina!"/Hank's spit take
Lmao that part killed me
😂
Bill and dales voices changed so much through the series
Hank Hill sounds exactly like my uncle Greg in Colorado. Except his voice is more softer and lower and less aggressive.
what and what accessories does he sell for a living?
You’re wrong Billy Ray
“It was not done by me. It was done through me.” 👀😆