2:47:16 I have a friend that was on a tree stand that failed. The manufacturer settled with him and wrote a pretty big check. His leg is pretty wrecked, definetly not worth.
Fun tip most handcuffs can be picked, or broken easily. You don't necessarily need to pick the actual lock either you could use a shim to open them up. Or if you want to be cia spy style buy a handcuff key, and tape it and maybe a razor blade to your lower back using a bandaid.
When I first met my wife she was so big on total equality, even insisted she paid half on our first date. Eventually we moved in together and she found out I made more than enough to cover all the bills and she was basically just paying me every month to save face and keep a job she hated. Last year she asked to be a SAHM right before she got pregnant, it's been so nice having a live in maid handle all the chores I hate doing. Groceries just appear at my house and put themselves away, clothes are always clean, baby is happy. Found a real one with her
@@courtneyriley185 being single with a bangmaid can be awesome. I've been there and vehemently told a woman who slept in my bed she was not my girl. I'd never belittle a wife.
01:35:20 no woody wrong, venom glands need empty space to sit in. this is why by re-examining the skull of komod dragons the science community readjusted the opinion their bites were just toxic from bacteria, now it is bacteria and venom
hvac guy who has done work at a federal super max prison here. they take an inventory of every tool, every bit you take through the gate. no contractor gets to leave until all tools are accounted for. 3 hours of your day was set aside for logging tools. miserable
OK, as a Brazillian I gotta explain this, the "you're gonna die" (uh, vai morrer) chant is done as an obvious exaggeration, we use as a provocation in childrens fight back in middle school. All the other complaints are are valid, brazillians only care about a sport if theres a brazillian winning... (with exception of futebol)
Never met anyone with one and I used to work removals and move people in multi million pound houses lol Only offices or gyms really. People just buy those Dyson fans
The movie Kyle is referring to is bury my heart and wounded knee. It's a conversation with sitting bull. And yes, most natives were bloodthirsty murderers who tried to hide behind mysticism. There's a reason everyone hates the Sioux
can i get a episode where woody doesnt bring up a bit hes already brought up before we get it bill burr roasted woman for not watching womans basketball.
As far as gift giving it depends on the sentimentality of the gift. The family quilt my ex-wife was given was definitely something that was taken back.
Eh. Its a case by case basis. We dropped a hit and a half my very first time and right around the peak we ate grilled cheeseburgers. To this day it was the best burger that I ever had, and I was blasted. Now I tried to eat a couple times on 4gs of mushrooms and I immediately got nauseous af
I feel like it would ruin the flow of conversation, I've seen episodes where they aren't even paying attention because they are trying to google and look up topics to talk about..
I would LOVE to see Gina Carano on this show. Probably never going to happen, but I would LOVE to see the no women streak end if it meant getting her on here. I'd also love to see if Kyle fawns over here like he does for F1nn5ter.
the poison* spitting dino is real,just way bigger than in the movie even tho it might be a juvenilein it and it is true that there's no way to know if it had frills or poison/venom :)
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Taylor’s jawline is the greatest comeback story to ever grace this show
Nice of everyone to keep this at 69 likes.
Finally a guests that doesn't get ran over by the host
41 years of 5 hours of weekly podcasts to equal the time the Japanese man spent in the room
this guy maths
kwikmafs
all that says is PKA has been slacking with only 5 hours
Big boys do what they want!!
I feel like woody’s eyebrows are going to jump out of the screen at me
Hahaha I can’t believe all the people who didn’t notice hahahahahaha
Everytime Kyle tells a psychedelic story it feels so sus
L Y L E
I don’t think he’s ever done any to be honest
He definitely has taken them. He might make stuff up though
he passed out into a sunglasses stand at Walmart the dude did drugs like two times at most
He sounds like someone who has only done it once.
Always love it when the 5th host returns home!
You mean 4th?
Who’s the 4th
@@CleosAMoose tucker
@@XenoTravis nah tuckers the 4th
You guys know pka is shilling you by promoting the product blue chew do your research pka/woody soon to be cancelled
If I have to listen to woody's campfire acid story again, I think I might know it better than he does.
This is the type of comment you would see on the fake social media sites on video games lol. Its so true tho haha
@@Elguapodelfuegobleeter from gta 5 lol
All the woody hate comments are so tiresome
@@GoosePMheres another one, Woody is the worst.
How tf do yall not talk about edp getting caught again
woody
@@IDontSpeakChineseliar - I know you speak Chinese...
So this has basically turned into TV guide review now?
why do i feel like wingsofredemption should return as a guest on the 666th episode?🤘🏽🔥
because you're ducking we todd ded
I'll take any episode
@@zerker08sofa king, we tahd ed.
Andrew and destiny are kinda correct. Just like every other job the intelligent ppl stick out and move on. Most are idiots that jump from job to job
@@zerker08 you got me there.
Duckman reference made this a 10/10 episode
Been rewatching Duckman after I recently rewatched all of The Critic and Dr Katz lol
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!!
Best guest. I don't care what anyone says.
100%
2:47:16
I have a friend that was on a tree stand that failed.
The manufacturer settled with him and wrote a pretty big check.
His leg is pretty wrecked, definetly not worth.
That sounds terrible, it's making me think twice about buying one, maybe I should just build one treehouse style.
Cow police has gotta be a Top 10 off-hand Matt joke of all time
Please be ironic
Boy do I love kidnapping tips thanks PKA!👍
If you need tips you’re an amateur
Fun tip most handcuffs can be picked, or broken easily. You don't necessarily need to pick the actual lock either you could use a shim to open them up. Or if you want to be cia spy style buy a handcuff key, and tape it and maybe a razor blade to your lower back using a bandaid.
@@Industry-insidera tip can never hurt
If you give a tip WHILE kidnapping, then you add r*pe to the mix.
And the only thing you should add to the mix, is Kurt Angle.
RSK
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Woody will continue to argue he’s an expert communicator. While referring to burning man as “burning ham”
lol woodys eyebrows
Birmingham. For those of you who don’t know it’s in Europe
@@wadeharris4700shut up woody
When I first met my wife she was so big on total equality, even insisted she paid half on our first date. Eventually we moved in together and she found out I made more than enough to cover all the bills and she was basically just paying me every month to save face and keep a job she hated. Last year she asked to be a SAHM right before she got pregnant, it's been so nice having a live in maid handle all the chores I hate doing. Groceries just appear at my house and put themselves away, clothes are always clean, baby is happy. Found a real one with her
Subhanallah W
transition from wife to live in maid. You sir just downgraded (realized?) you'd prefer a bang maiden rather than a wife (equal?)
@@zerker08thats not what he meant and you know it. Thats probably why you're single .
@@zerker08men and women aren't equal simp
@@courtneyriley185 being single with a bangmaid can be awesome. I've been there and vehemently told a woman who slept in my bed she was not my girl. I'd never belittle a wife.
Kyle using the plot of kimmy schmidt like it really happened. 😂😂😂
76 episodes till Kyle transitions.
Is he wearing stockings yet??
@@ShinFahima
Boy I hope
I love watching Kyle have the most disgusted faces when Woody describes his lock and load expierences, probably the only ad I will never skip
The duck walk he referred to was too much information.
2:18:30
Timestamp for y'all's pleasure
Hello, fellow paying patrons
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Hi lol
Imagine.
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@@its_NSHbro gets the link from a black market source instead of paying a couple bucks
For those who don’t know, Kyle ran a successful RUclips channel named “FPS Russia”
no way
Okay thanks, can you now please explain 9/11....
What’s RUclips
Nah don’t give Kyle FPS Russias accomplishments, FPS worked so hard for that 👀
u r not fun e@@jonesy272
01:35:20 no woody wrong, venom glands need empty space to sit in. this is why by re-examining the skull of komod dragons the science community readjusted the opinion their bites were just toxic from bacteria, now it is bacteria and venom
Most interesting comment. I was not aware of that regarding komodos.
hvac guy who has done work at a federal super max prison here. they take an inventory of every tool, every bit you take through the gate. no contractor gets to leave until all tools are accounted for. 3 hours of your day was set aside for logging tools. miserable
If there's a blue shirt on woody, I know things will turn out goody
OK, as a Brazillian I gotta explain this, the "you're gonna die" (uh, vai morrer) chant is done as an obvious exaggeration, we use as a provocation in childrens fight back in middle school. All the other complaints are are valid, brazillians only care about a sport if theres a brazillian winning... (with exception of futebol)
And super dangerous if you’re with the wrong people or get mugged. Seems like there’s a million cops though😂
there are, they are also, very dangerous in a way they might also mug you@@Anonymous8317
@@Anonymous8317nah, more like a million off-duty cops if Brazilian shooting videos taught me anything
Kyle when he finds out the Coast Guard is in the middle east right now
It will be glorious once Woody stops holding the podcast hostage
Thank you Zak for the link as always !
Kyle straight ripped Shane Gillis’s volleyball shorts joke
He literally said it was a comedian it heard. You wet tuna sandwich
It's cause Kyle doesn't have a single original joke in his head after the prison. He just stays inside and watches Netflix
lol kyle stealing a Shane Gillis joke when talking about volleyball shorts
Doesn’t sound like Kyle took 5 tabs of acid at once, he described like the trip of 1 tab
Sounds like a micro dose
No way he took 5x regular hits ie 150-200ug
He’d be ripped from reality.
as someone who works in my counties maintenance Dep I can say we easily spend $100K per year on ac and heating for our jail
Not higher level prison though, he was at a camp
Can you get satan for pka 666???
WHY DID THEY STOP THE COP TALK BEFORE THE 2 HOUR MARK. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Kyle just stealing that Shane Gillis joke
Can't really call it "stealing" when he starts it off with "I saw this comedian talk about this recently" or whatever
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Every 5 years you could have a new cow if you mate 2 of them...
Out For Justice is Steve Seagals' best movie. "Who did Bobby Lupo?"
My favorite was called exit wound.
Woody does look like Bob Saget.
I recall Taytay saying several times over the years that he expected Bill Burr to get way funnier again once he'd divorce Nya.. I think he's right 😂🫣
I did 4 or 5 hits of acid. Every time I took a drink of my beer, I was surprised it was carbonated.
Woody with a lot of quick funny responses on this show. The microdosing is working!
you mean has to microdose to not be absolutely insufferable
@@colexxiiiyea he reminds me of a knockoff Quagmire from family guy
@@colexxiii well said
Was she hot?
30% Kyle? Just so so wrong
only 0.5% of homes in the UK have an air-conditioning unit installed
Never met anyone with one and I used to work removals and move people in multi million pound houses lol
Only offices or gyms really. People just buy those Dyson fans
@@orcawhales69420 not mine bud, a simple search
First world countries without regular a/c units need to reclass themselves to at least second world
Shout out PKACC the new videos are gonna be great
Chris Kyle has the most confirmed kills from the American Military, but simo häyhä has the most kills at war of all time.
Norway is actually the country that consumes the most pizza per capita, before the USA, the UK, Germany and Italy.
The movie Kyle is referring to is bury my heart and wounded knee. It's a conversation with sitting bull. And yes, most natives were bloodthirsty murderers who tried to hide behind mysticism. There's a reason everyone hates the Sioux
masterson is the best guest hands down
you spelled harley wrong
@@prisma250stupid
@@prisma250it took me awhile to get what you were saying 😂
Thanks Zak
Big boy Kyle suggesting a boxing match huh
Crazy he won't fight me yet he'll say that smh
you have a receding hair line
@@prisma250a byproduct of high testosterone
can i get a episode where woody doesnt bring up a bit hes already brought up before we get it bill burr roasted woman for not watching womans basketball.
Do people really consider Bill Burr and that Carlin guy funny? I do not get it.
Police activity IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON RUclips
2nd best..
Hey wasn’t the whole volleyball shorts bit straight up ripped off from Shane Gillis latest special?
He did say some comedian had a bit, wouldnt say they ripped off Shane
Easily the best guest
What are y'all going to do for episode 666? Be great if it were a Halloween episode
As far as gift giving it depends on the sentimentality of the gift. The family quilt my ex-wife was given was definitely something that was taken back.
1:52:47 when the Popeyes chicken sandwich came out a fella got stabbed in the DC area over cutting the outrageous line
Best PKA guest
i've never heard of breaking down a hit of acid like that, sounds neat.
I love the sound of “Taylor’s Climate Change Accelerationism Emporium,” it has a nice ring to it.
Can we get the guest only Pod for 666? I love the boys, but I just think it'd be fun and they'd get a week off.
2:51:33 woody says burning ham
Eating on acid is equivalent to eating when you’ve taken a Adderall for adhd. You’ll outright feel disgusted and the urge to eat dissipates.
Eh. Its a case by case basis. We dropped a hit and a half my very first time and right around the peak we ate grilled cheeseburgers. To this day it was the best burger that I ever had, and I was blasted. Now I tried to eat a couple times on 4gs of mushrooms and I immediately got nauseous af
100%, it’s disgusting. Fruit MIGHT be ok.
@@damondriver6363Probavly weaker hit plus half a hit. There are legit 150ug-200ug that lose potency due to heat/improper storage.
Four people in front of computers cant google a fact when theyve got it wrong lol
I feel like it would ruin the flow of conversation, I've seen episodes where they aren't even paying attention because they are trying to google and look up topics to talk about..
2 more until ... the evil one. Let's goooo!
Kyle just come out already
Bugs bunny vs ISOM coming soon!
Woody with the horrible pizza take as always 🎉
I would LOVE to see Gina Carano on this show. Probably never going to happen, but I would LOVE to see the no women streak end if it meant getting her on here.
I'd also love to see if Kyle fawns over here like he does for F1nn5ter.
Big ups PKA Classic Commentary
Coast guard used to have the hardest physical requirements. Who knows anymore
Shoutout Nebraska
Episode 666 should have devil related Bible stories
1:06:12 kyle breaks the 4th wall
Hardly
The chicken thing Kyle mentioned happened in my city but it’s a doctored video
was it big stan? the rewriting love letters in prison?
3:01:39 hospitals are on backup generators so there’s no way that’s true
It can disrupt for a second and with a low staff….
But you’re prolly right.
3:33:03 best interruption by Kyle
we love a birthday post
The comedian Kyle was talking about is Shane Gillis
1:17:58 I’m not hating on anyone who takes T, but if you gave that dude a paper cut on his bicep he’d probably bleed out..
Woody would the guy to like pineapples on pizza smh
Whenever I see blue shirt Woody, all I want to do is wear my hoodie
Excited for this episode
1:16:13 Did Kyle just slip up and reveal woody is on T? 😂
So what? It’s not bad, he prolly is.
If you were low on thyroid hormone…..you’d fix that too.
Hello fellow paid viewers of the patreon
Gina looks better now
21:17 shout out Wichita
lol woodys eyebrows
Kyle lies a lot I forgot lol
The Longer Serving Members of Senate Get *Seniority In Making "Decisions"
the poison* spitting dino is real,just way bigger than in the movie even tho it might be a juvenilein it and it is true that there's no way to know if it had frills or poison/venom :)
Soaps aren’t soaps anymore, they’re hand wash and that is a legal definition due to the ingredients
Why does woody sound like Joe Biden.
11:10 call them manpons lol
Great episode.
21:17 shout out from wichita ks