Soooo that is why I don’t remember some scenes like shlok trying to get drunk in the cap... I was so confused where that came from and thought I was going lunatic because I watched Sherlock like 6 times hahaha
I too was a fan. Did you like most sane human beings realize this show is trash after season 4 came out or are you still holding on to the notion that they'll tie everything up give all the answers in a season 5?
@@M0kki Series 4 by itself doesn't but it exposed a lot of flaws that the show had which we were ignoring hoping it would get fixed soon. Series 4 doubled down on the things that I didn't like in earlier seasons. For instance I never liked how everything is centered around Sherlock and his personal life. All the cases he solves have something to do with him personally which is stupid. Also, as the episodes progressed, it became less about deduction and more about Sherlock magically knowing whatever the scene needs him to. No explanation of any kind, not even pretending to be a Sherlock Holmes anymore. He might as well be a superhero at that point. But I kept on watching hoping they'd resolve all of this on season 4 but they just doubled down.
i got my girlfriend to watch sherlock with me after i watched Shlock already and i rememebered every single joke from your YTP and now my girlfriend thinks i am crazy because i started laughing at completely random unfunny scenes.
AFTER 10 YEARS OF TRYING I FINALLY PAUSED AT THE RIGHT MOMENT at 4:00 when she fires the second shot, you can see for a second that there's a word on top of it. If you pause at the right time as soon as she shoots - it says "Predictable joke" which it was. It only happens for a split second so you have to be quick!
I recently rewatched Sherlock, having not seen it (or this) in years. And although I couldn't remember the plot of the episodes, I could remember these bloody jokes.
Almost every film has a scene where the antagonist escapes because the protagonist talks or something. It was so satisfying when Schlock actually shot.
Starring ----- Shlock Hommes...........Bendystraw Cumcakes JoJ Wawsus.................Bilbo Baggins Mrs. Sudson.................Dead Fier Strader...................Twisted Instigatuh Jim Memiarty...............Barry Scott Corpse..........................Corpse Taxi Driver.....................Yu Talkentumi Restaurant Owner........Itsa Mimario Indian Guy....................Fon Servvise Faceless Wawsus.......Stultus Non Loqui Guy At Office...............Morbidly Obese Gun..............................Shooty
i hate that this whole series of ytps has been an in-joke with my boyfriend for most of the three years we've been together. we can be sat doing whatever and one of us will go "jim morioriarty." and the other will go "aa". you have ruined us
2 years ago I made the mistake of showing this to my mom, a Sherlock fan, but just the 1:02 bit where Watson’s face fucking flies off into outer space, but I skipped too far behind and we had to listen to the grunts and the WILL YOU COME in silence.
@@bravetherainbow it's a common meme that english teachers will try to see symbolism in written text as much as possible, maybe even when the author didnt mean that at all.
@@bravetherainbow an English teacher will often try to interpret something mundane like the color of the walls as some kind of “symbolic representation of the character’s deepest emotions” or some shit, when in reality there was no such absurd interpretation intended.
Wait is there like a version of Sherlock in early stages or something? The drunk Taxi scene never happened and the pill scene was in a school not wherever that was
Funny how it gets better and more detailed the longer it goes on. Looks like someone started some editing for the heck of it and slowly but surely saw the potential grow.
the part with 'looked you up on the Internet last night'... 'wanna see some more? ' 'gawd yes' made me and my best friend laugh so hard that we curled up on our school's floor. thanks for that lol
As an avid YTP fan, I can honestly say I've enjoyed the Shlock saga since its creation. And recently it made me want to watch the original (having never watched it before). Of course all I can think of is this, especially certain phrases and scenes... Which makes it even better! Each time the theme tune plays, ie. Frequently, I'm reminded of Shlock's reaction to "concealing a boner" in season 2 🤣 Bloody well done and thank you Numberer1!! PS. I still can't pronounce Moriarty... It will always be Morioriarty for me 😎
I hadn’t watched this in years but remembered « the game is aussie » in the middle of my shift at work and started laughing 😭 I just had to watch it again
"Jim Morioriarty"
*high pitched squeak*
TheKittenist ᵃʰ
Daddy's had enough noOoOoOwWw
ан
“No one ever gets to MeMEs..”
5:39
“At the time I was 16, I was 15. I was taking thousands of pounds of drugs”
*DOUBT*
X
Was about to like, but it has 666 likes and I’m not ruining that
I think thousands of pounds means Money like the English currency.
*X*
*worth of drugs
"You're um, well a bit overqualified."
"And a doctor."
"Anything else you can do?"
"A doctor."
🙂
@@door9709 🙂👋
@@freddieb1903 😀👋
@@ballsosaurus_sex 👍🙂👍
@@door9709 Hello!
5:39 "Jim Morioriarty... ʰᵃʰ"
Best one
Just sers!
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
The little hah made me crack up 🤣
@@maximusw01 No one ever gets to memes
"well, you're a bit overqualified"
"and a doctor"
"anything else you can do?"
"a doctor"
Shlock Hoh wink wonk
Error 504
Meizar Farizky Toast of London cameo
matt berry
Meizar Farizky // _wasn't it "sex is sex"_
The worst part about this is that it's so well made.
@@viraj6262 its good and bad
ruclips.net/video/rnI0GZOghdA/видео.html
The worst part is that it's made better than the actual show.
Better than the show, really
@@pancake_crab4457 totally man 💚 the show is less congruent than this ytp, Schlock > Sherlock ✌🏻✌🏻
"Stranger Things"
"thats a horrible thing to say"
"Oh I'm sorry"
"Doesn't it bother you?"
"What?"
"That the painting's a painting."
"What?"
"Have a nice day... yay!
*Repeatedly slams door*
The only acceptable response
door slightly broken i think😂😂😂
@@gachabloxgirl3958 ah yes, because the guy continuously ramming it isnt.
"I've seen her take girls; turn them into.. doors"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh god
the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilitys... some are considered to be .."unnatural"
We playing persona 3?
@@seventyfour8256 *emperor theme plays*
man im literally 7 seconds in and i didn’t expect *that*
Me too
I had my screen in plain sight too
Lol same hahahaha
@@axolotls_are_cute7799 lol that would've been difficult to explain 😂🤣
same xD
For all the poeple wondering what the names are on the intro sequence: Bunderplunder Cunderdunder. Babadook Cameltoe. Benadryl Hairysnatch. Bulbasaur Camouflage. Beneficial Cucumberpatch. Britishguy Sillyname. Bumblebee Dumbledore. Bubbletrumps Baggageclaim. Blunderbuss Cumonherback. Buildabear Camelot. Buttercup Candycrush. Bengaltiger Cameraphone. Hubert Cumberdale (You taste like soot and poo). Openmouth Downthehatch. Bandicoot Custardbath. Battlefield Counterstrike. Finalname Yeahthatsit. Crinklecut Bubblebutt. Peppermint Scoobysnack. Wimbledon Tennismatch. Burlington Crackerjack. Easteregg Sneakycatch and Bigboy Carrotstick.
legend
Could have just went on IMDB.
These are gold 🤣🤣🤣
these should all be nicknames for somebody, especially "peppermint scoobysnack".
You're a legend for writing all this down
5:06 will never not be funny
Nah
Hm
1:31 The perfect murder weapon for the modern age: ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒˡ
The Lul
@@uncomfortablecat the lel
The lal
the löl
OH NO, NOT THE LUL
of all the videos i’ve watched, this is definitely one of them
jen jen me too
omg same!
of all the comments I've read, yes
no
*Nicholas cage voice* you don't say!
"We present you the deadly Chinese." That did not age well...
It aged perfectly.
@@wesker919 depends
@@shannon510butno.3 But they are deadly. In an extremely incompetent way.
@@wesker919 it still depends.
Oh wait, the opium wars? Yeah they got destroyed there, but were fairly deadly too.
@@wesker919 same with europe, America and africa.
i was a huge fan of this show for years and this is still the only footage from the original pilot ive ever seen
Soooo that is why I don’t remember some scenes like shlok trying to get drunk in the cap... I was so confused where that came from and thought I was going lunatic because I watched Sherlock like 6 times hahaha
I too was a fan.
Did you like most sane human beings realize this show is trash after season 4 came out or are you still holding on to the notion that they'll tie everything up give all the answers in a season 5?
@@hittingyouoverthehead I like series 4. Even though it's garbage, I like series 4.
@@hittingyouoverthehead series 4 might have been weak but that doesn't make the entire show shit
@@M0kki Series 4 by itself doesn't but it exposed a lot of flaws that the show had which we were ignoring hoping it would get fixed soon. Series 4 doubled down on the things that I didn't like in earlier seasons.
For instance I never liked how everything is centered around Sherlock and his personal life. All the cases he solves have something to do with him personally which is stupid.
Also, as the episodes progressed, it became less about deduction and more about Sherlock magically knowing whatever the scene needs him to. No explanation of any kind, not even pretending to be a Sherlock Holmes anymore. He might as well be a superhero at that point.
But I kept on watching hoping they'd resolve all of this on season 4 but they just doubled down.
Jim Morioriarty
Ah
*I CAN'T BREATHE*
nobody like the first comment in this thread...it's perfect.
.....aah
666th like.
f
Kevin Northwood your profile pic is perfect for this comment
1:31 - The perfect murder weapon of the modern age, the luul
-Shlock, 2017
i believe its the LOL (LOL im dead)
f
Show me what is the laal.
@Anouar Saidi OH GOD
(Does the scene on 0:05)
*dies*
2:31 HAD ME IN TEARS
Watson: I’m not gay
This video:
“well well we’ll, how the turntables”
Michael Scott reference!!!!
"jim mori-ori-arty"
"hwa"
Im crying my god
That part killed me😂😂
The deadly Chinese
*crash*
Just sauce
5:38
The "I'm gay" always kills me
i got my girlfriend to watch sherlock with me after i watched Shlock already and i rememebered every single joke from your YTP and now my girlfriend thinks i am crazy because i started laughing at completely random unfunny scenes.
Beautifully
Amazing. I have a feeling I'd end up doing the same.
Nice
me laughing at the scene where he says “i need to go to the bank” because of this 2:08
OMG saaaaameeeeeee
AFTER 10 YEARS OF TRYING I FINALLY PAUSED AT THE RIGHT MOMENT
at 4:00 when she fires the second shot, you can see for a second that there's a word on top of it. If you pause at the right time as soon as she shoots - it says "Predictable joke" which it was. It only happens for a split second so you have to be quick!
*Laughs in x0.1 playback speed*
yeah just put the speed to 0.25 its way easier
@@rodolforichmond7141 we don't have the same reflexes
@@idontevenhaveachannel I know ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
use . and , while the video is paused....
Shlock: Come over.
Watson: *thinks about it*
Shlock: My parents aren’t home.
Watson: 😏
4:21
"all that matters to me is memes"
can relate
*proceeds to literally reverse time itself*
BUT IT'S THE SOAOS
Hahahaha
"I cook myself."
*"Thank you, Andrew."*
DoN't FeEd ThE sQuIrReLs.
it's Angelo by the way
This video series is carrying my mental wellbeing
I recently rewatched Sherlock, having not seen it (or this) in years. And although I couldn't remember the plot of the episodes, I could remember these bloody jokes.
"I will stop you"
"No you wo-"
*shoots*
Almost every film has a scene where the antagonist escapes because the protagonist talks or something. It was so satisfying when Schlock actually shot.
@@foximacentauri7891 but the reason why he didn't actually shoot was because if if he did shoot, he and Watson would have died.
@@upakramanikabishnu3690 but not in Schlock.
*Shlock played by:*
Beneficial Cumberpatch
Bendystraw Cumcakes
Bambam Coughdrops
Bugcatcher Colonoscopy
This list will expand in season 2
Benedictine Cucumberarnold
Benadryl Cumberstunkel
Boron Chlorate
Carbon nanotube
Bubblebitch cabagepatch
Bendydick Cumabunch
bumblebee Dumbledore
Britishguy sillyname
It's 4:30 AM and yes, I watch this instead of sleeping.
1:01 aged well
"She taught you how to do your colors"
"Colors?"
*_"You know... my surname in plural"_*
The credits in between the segments are SO GOOD.
"Two Smoking Watsons...Arthur Dent"
"Corpse...Corpse"
"Guy at Office...Morbidly Obese"
csjv ikr
Gun..Shooty
Starring
-----
Shlock Hommes...........Bendystraw Cumcakes
JoJ Wawsus.................Bilbo Baggins
Mrs. Sudson.................Dead
Fier Strader...................Twisted Instigatuh
Jim Memiarty...............Barry Scott
Corpse..........................Corpse
Taxi Driver.....................Yu Talkentumi
Restaurant Owner........Itsa Mimario
Indian Guy....................Fon Servvise
Faceless Wawsus.......Stultus Non Loqui
Guy At Office...............Morbidly Obese
Gun..............................Shooty
You forgor itsa mimario lol
That guy at the office died as he lived… morbidly obese.
"This is my friend, joj"
"Freuf"
Brightest conversation
2:18
and his name is "JoJ CeeC"
I wheezed
@@veroinhetveld9944 Im glad you did
i see we’re both back to this video, twin
@@eeiity8600 Hello my brother, how are you doing in these difficult times
The fact that you actually wrote a bit of gay fanfic at 2:03 is truly astounding. A testament erected to show your determination
Agreed! 😂😆🙂
The "Holy cow!" absolutely killed me
It's from 50 shades of grey but slightly altered.
Erected?
@@astro_penguin_Did they stutter?
i hate that this whole series of ytps has been an in-joke with my boyfriend for most of the three years we've been together. we can be sat doing whatever and one of us will go "jim morioriarty." and the other will go "aa". you have ruined us
I love this and you're welcome ❤️
OML That's amazing 😂😂I need to do this with my friends
@middle aged man in extreme debt Same. Nobody I know even KNOWS WHAT SHERLOCK IS 😭😭😭😭😭
Me and my ex were like this, but then he cheated with the deadly Chinese.
My brother and I quote the exact same joke. These videos have ruined Sherlock for me. (I'm not complaining.)
"Daddy's had enough nOoOOOoOw"
5:52
Legendary
noooOOooooOooow
NICE MEME
look at the right side
your likes are 666
@@lizzy-wm5po This must be work of an enemy S... Satan! Yes...
"The perfect murder weapon of the modern age..."
*"The L u u L ."*
Gojira_ *The LeL*
Lomix oh yeah
Lul actually means dick in Dutch. Well done
:: proceeds to splash a glass of water into his face ::
The L O L I
1:48
"I won't die a nobody, now will i?"
*dies a nobody*
3:45 The sudden cut to Spy in Medic's fridge absolutely sent me. My sides hurt like hell, you sick genius! :D
Doesn't it bother you, that the painting's a painting
Have a nice day!
Such incredible insight by the ever brilliant Shlock!
*wOt?*
TomTheMystik yYyyaYY
No shit Shlock
I want Benedict Cumberbatch to see this
*Wimbledon Tennismatch
*BenAndJerry's Cuminpants
The_RotMeister beneficial cumberbatch
beneficial cucumberpatch
Bunkerhill Canonfire
0:30 "He's always like that"
the subtitles: *OH JEEZUS*
PLEASE THIS IS COMEDY GOLD NEVER CHANGE
40 seconds in and i'm pissing
Thats my bathroom routine as well
unfort. i didnt undstand a lot... =(
Install a Friend actually, 3 seconds in, i was cumming
oh dear..
same 😂😂
''Doesn't it bother you?''
''What?''
''That the paintings a painting''
''What?''
''Have a nice day, yay!''
I need an oxygen tank
Mothost XD
5:21
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
THERE’S A WINDOW
1:59 *bendy straw cumcakes and bilbo baggins has me dead*
2 years ago I made the mistake of showing this to my mom, a Sherlock fan, but just the 1:02 bit where Watson’s face fucking flies off into outer space, but I skipped too far behind and we had to listen to the grunts and the WILL YOU COME in silence.
Why are you only have commenting this now lol
That's very unfortunate.
1 year on I am physically losing my god damned mind over imagining this comment well fucking done
IT IS FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. I CAN'T SLEEP DUE TO A BAD COLD. I'M IN TEARS LAUGHING AND AM VERY CLOSE TO WAKING UP MY FAMILY
@Not so usual guy fbi open up!
@Not so usual guy I've gotten worse compliments. Wait... Was that a compliment?
@Not so usual guy I don't have any social media my guy, srry
@Not so usual guy I just don't have any friends...
@Not so usual guy all I have is Snapchat #millenial
"He had a trick he used to do: Shagging"
I'm dying
*silence* THH-HAHA *silence* HAHA *silence* HA
*rupturing the rules of space and time*
Geoeg and Frerf 😭
shlock is the thread that holds my mental health together
I watch this every few months almost religiously at this point...
"By the time I was sixteen, I was fifteen..."
Mrius86 "...I was taking thousands of pounds worth of drugs. Everything was good."
Elias Bischoff *sniffs cocaine*huh?
''The tattoo we saw on the tattoo bodies the mark of the tatong'' Great editing dude
The fuck is a tatong ? 😂
@@Karcinos64 i have no fucking idea
@@Karcinos64 It's a tattoo of a dong "tatong"
@@Karcinos64 You can't understand if you haven't watched the serie
It was in actual series, Tatong was Chinese drug dealer.
“ *Its like a crime scene in there* “
Wow it’s the real shlock
18 years of studying English, now I realise what I’ve been doing that for
totally worth it
4:38 the sign says "anus cars"
The level of detail given to tiny quick jokes astounds me
5:52
"NICE MEME"
4:05 - Credits
6:01, too...
Haha
3:15
"At the time I was 16, I was 15."
English teachers - oH ShIT tHAts dEeP!
This entire video filled with funny jokes and this is the one that i laughed out loud at
did you guys all have pretentious, stoned teenagers as English teachers or something? I don't get this meme
@@bravetherainbow it's a common meme that english teachers will try to see symbolism in written text as much as possible, maybe even when the author didnt mean that at all.
"I was taking thousands of pounds worth of drugs" She's definetly on some shit as she's speaking
@@bravetherainbow an English teacher will often try to interpret something mundane like the color of the walls as some kind of “symbolic representation of the character’s deepest emotions” or some shit, when in reality there was no such absurd interpretation intended.
Seeing Benedict cumberbatch talk like a video game character who’s spamming the taunt button and only has one taunt is hilarious to me
3:17 The subtitles are awesome. xD
"I'll cook myself"
"Thank you Angelo"
*I'M DYING*
'I'll make you that cuppa you rest your leg'
*DAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
1:01 tfw you lose a 1v1 in anything...
The game, misses Hudson
Is AUSSIE
I WASN'T READY
2:25 gets me every damn time lmfao
Had me dying at:
"Doesn't it bother you that the painting is a painting?"
"What?"
"Goodbye!"
😂😂😂😂
"I'll make you that cup'a you rest your leg!"
"daaaaaAAAAAAAAAA*AAAAAAAAAAAA*"
1:00
I’m crying
That caught me off guard so hard that burst out laughing. Felt really good, haven't been able to do that in a while
I was not prepared
4:22 "All that matters to me is memes"
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight fax.
I love memes.
It's all that matters 😂😂
Then there is Jim Morioriarty who won't let anyone to ever get to memes
0:12 When one of your friend's starts talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. Just respond with these names . . .
"Bunderplunder Cunderdunder" and "Britishguy Sillyname" killed me
4:17 *me telling my friends what I hate*
"we present for your pleasure... the deadly chinese-!"
*proceeds to have a man fall through the floor and into the void*
Gotta get to the back rooms some how.
It's very accurate right now too lol
Surprisingly accurate today.
Kevin Millard oh Lord 👀
Cas!
"Stranger things"
"It's a horrible thing to say!"
That was great
gioTheX when do they say that
Alora Simkins 4:35
gioTheX Well, Im sorry
Get it “ Strang” er things...
1:28 me trying to convince people I'm not gay
people: :);):);):);):);):);)
Why are you subscribed to ASMR moaning???
This is the most chaotic video I've ever watched and it's perfect.
0:55
"Wanna see some more?"
"God yes"
"GHHMMMMM"
*whap whap whap whap*
I love the "god yes"part
Il'l be right behind
-
*YES*
I'll make you that cuppa you rest your leg
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The deadly *chinese*
This is one if not the best video on the website
The deadly Chinese Triad's
Wait is there like a version of Sherlock in early stages or something? The drunk Taxi scene never happened and the pill scene was in a school not wherever that was
Somebody wrote this was the pilot show
5:15 the fact that she said it lmao
"Stranger Things"
"That's a horrible thing to say!"
"I'm sorry"
This is better than the Sherlock Crack I’ve seen lol my stomach hurts
f
2:44 - great edit to freeze frame Benedict, but keep the truck hazard lights flashing in the background. :)
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE DAMN
5:00 WTH I LOVE THE WAY HE STRESSED THAT AHAHAH
"Found your website."
"Wanna see some more?"
"God yes!"
"Will you *c o m e* ?"
“Uuuugh” *hump noises”
Tom Smurf “I’ll be right behind.”
Little Hayabusa “
i will make you that cuppa you rest your leg”
*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
@@Corn624
"The GAME, Ms Hudson, is Aussie"
2:28 When a friend tells you a bad inside joke
That's horribly accurate
I always make sure to shave my eyebrows off when that happens
This video literally lives rent free in my head every day and has for 3 years now and shows no signs of stopping. My BF and I quote it daily. 😂
OHMY GAWD I DIE EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS (ive seen it way too many times, and the captions make it better)
Looks at pizza "don't make me order you".
*At a time i was 16.. i was 15,,*
That scene just played when I saw your comment.
"When I was sixteen, I was nineteen!"
Doesn't make sense
@@XenoTronusWeePoo850 same!
@@serhthegreat6440 Heh, noice.
"Wanna see some more?"
"OH god yes"
Man, this style of editing takes me back. Almost pissed myself laughing. Going to rewatch it again.
When I was 16, I was 15.
theMadladX ABSOLOUTE
MADLAD
When i was 15 I stomped my dog i the nuts until he died and than i cried for 4 hours
theMadladX pure logic
*by the time I was 16, I was 15
1:01 when you stub your toe on the corner of the table
3:25 the sound when i stub my toe
@@animefirefox1509 why your toes make that sound? 👁👄👁
I dunno man 👁️👄👁️
Leg. DAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Funny how it gets better and more detailed the longer it goes on. Looks like someone started some editing for the heck of it and slowly but surely saw the potential grow.
0:22 Me when a scammer calls me
"The perfect murder weapon of the modern age, the Lal." - Shlock
I thought he said the Lun but ok
Lul
LuL
All that matters to me, is *memes*.
me too xxxox
“I’m gay”
420 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the part with 'looked you up on the Internet last night'... 'wanna see some more? ' 'gawd yes' made me and my best friend laugh so hard that we curled up on our school's floor. thanks for that lol
As an avid YTP fan, I can honestly say I've enjoyed the Shlock saga since its creation. And recently it made me want to watch the original (having never watched it before). Of course all I can think of is this, especially certain phrases and scenes... Which makes it even better! Each time the theme tune plays, ie. Frequently, I'm reminded of Shlock's reaction to "concealing a boner" in season 2 🤣 Bloody well done and thank you Numberer1!!
PS. I still can't pronounce Moriarty... It will always be Morioriarty for me 😎
Wanna see some more?
kill me
later
Numberer1 god, yes
God yes.
Ye
yes.
you are massively underated
aye, gotta heart
Satiricality ayyyyy
stop it!
Satiricality Ayyy
Satiricality lmao
I hadn’t watched this in years but remembered « the game is aussie » in the middle of my shift at work and started laughing 😭 I just had to watch it again
I have never seen such a high quality YTP :D wow