[YTP] Shlock: Season One

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @snaggiz
    @snaggiz 6 лет назад +8154

    “At the time I was 16, I was 15. I was taking thousands of pounds of drugs”
    *DOUBT*

    • @ichdissdich98
      @ichdissdich98 5 лет назад +57

      X

    • @emmy5886
      @emmy5886 5 лет назад +35

      Was about to like, but it has 666 likes and I’m not ruining that

    • @mrsigmagrinder8737
      @mrsigmagrinder8737 5 лет назад +27

      I think thousands of pounds means Money like the English currency.

    • @synthtoaster
      @synthtoaster 5 лет назад +3

      *X*

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +10

      *worth of drugs

  • @sarpbakrsoy8125
    @sarpbakrsoy8125 4 года назад +3562

    "You're um, well a bit overqualified."
    "And a doctor."
    "Anything else you can do?"
    "A doctor."

  • @kkevus
    @kkevus 6 лет назад +6052

    "well, you're a bit overqualified"
    "and a doctor"
    "anything else you can do?"
    "a doctor"

  • @sarpbakrsoy8125
    @sarpbakrsoy8125 4 года назад +1693

    "Doesn't it bother you?"
    "What?"
    "That the painting's a painting."
    "What?"
    "Have a nice day... yay!
    *Repeatedly slams door*

    • @hectorvoskin
      @hectorvoskin 3 года назад +5

      The only acceptable response

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 2 года назад +1

      door slightly broken i think😂😂😂

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 2 года назад

      @@gachabloxgirl3958 ah yes, because the guy continuously ramming it isnt.

  • @viluyamzo
    @viluyamzo 4 года назад +3701

    "Jim Morioriarty"
    *high pitched squeak*

  • @jenjen2239
    @jenjen2239 6 лет назад +24006

    of all the videos i’ve watched, this is definitely one of them

  • @deliks3955
    @deliks3955 4 года назад +4856

    The worst part about this is that it's so well made.

    • @captainbritain8682
      @captainbritain8682 3 года назад +12

      @@viraj6262 its good and bad

    • @jack0644
      @jack0644 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rnI0GZOghdA/видео.html

    • @pancake_crab4457
      @pancake_crab4457 3 года назад +39

      The worst part is that it's made better than the actual show.

    • @bobjimbobjim
      @bobjimbobjim 3 года назад +2

      Better than the show, really

    • @silvershadowjsh
      @silvershadowjsh 3 года назад +5

      @@pancake_crab4457 totally man 💚 the show is less congruent than this ytp, Schlock > Sherlock ✌🏻✌🏻

  • @rafacristina8462
    @rafacristina8462 4 года назад +1263

    5:39 "Jim Morioriarty... ʰᵃʰ"

    • @Brummgurke
      @Brummgurke 4 года назад +27

      Best one

    • @maximusw01
      @maximusw01 3 года назад +36

      Just sers!

    • @stefy3203
      @stefy3203 3 года назад +5

      😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @mionechat
      @mionechat 3 года назад +25

      The little hah made me crack up 🤣

    • @frost3193
      @frost3193 3 года назад +13

      @@maximusw01 No one ever gets to memes

  • @kuura37
    @kuura37 5 лет назад +2075

    "I've seen her take girls; turn them into.. doors"

    • @bankroiii7278
      @bankroiii7278 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deaglefox4365
      @deaglefox4365 4 года назад +2

      Oh god

    • @seventyfour8256
      @seventyfour8256 4 года назад +23

      the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilitys... some are considered to be .."unnatural"

    • @roastingpotato
      @roastingpotato 4 года назад +4

      We playing persona 3?

    • @KanrryKang
      @KanrryKang 4 года назад +2

      @@seventyfour8256 *emperor theme plays*

  • @KH40S_
    @KH40S_ 5 лет назад +5683

    man im literally 7 seconds in and i didn’t expect *that*

  • @madiklein7087
    @madiklein7087 5 лет назад +3998

    *Shlock played by:*
    Beneficial Cumberpatch
    Bendystraw Cumcakes
    Bambam Coughdrops
    Bugcatcher Colonoscopy
    This list will expand in season 2

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 4 года назад +76

      Benedictine Cucumberarnold
      Benadryl Cumberstunkel
      Boron Chlorate
      Carbon nanotube

    • @gabederaspe8166
      @gabederaspe8166 4 года назад +37

      Bubblebitch cabagepatch

    • @lukel2002
      @lukel2002 4 года назад +26

      Bendydick Cumabunch

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 года назад +32

      bumblebee Dumbledore

    • @heunyagye
      @heunyagye 4 года назад +38

      Britishguy sillyname

  • @starrybook
    @starrybook 4 года назад +393

    "Stranger Things"
    "thats a horrible thing to say"
    "Oh I'm sorry"

  • @emberdrops3892
    @emberdrops3892 6 лет назад +2612

    1:31 - The perfect murder weapon of the modern age, the luul
    -Shlock, 2017

  • @contrametheus
    @contrametheus 4 года назад +6333

    i got my girlfriend to watch sherlock with me after i watched Shlock already and i rememebered every single joke from your YTP and now my girlfriend thinks i am crazy because i started laughing at completely random unfunny scenes.

  • @mothost6929
    @mothost6929 5 лет назад +3925

    ''Doesn't it bother you?''
    ''What?''
    ''That the paintings a painting''
    ''What?''
    ''Have a nice day, yay!''
    I need an oxygen tank

  • @jypsgaming7660
    @jypsgaming7660 4 года назад +650

    For all the poeple wondering what the names are on the intro sequence: Bunderplunder Cunderdunder. Babadook Cameltoe. Benadryl Hairysnatch. Bulbasaur Camouflage. Beneficial Cucumberpatch. Britishguy Sillyname. Bumblebee Dumbledore. Bubbletrumps Baggageclaim. Blunderbuss Cumonherback. Buildabear Camelot. Buttercup Candycrush. Bengaltiger Cameraphone. Hubert Cumberdale (You taste like soot and poo). Openmouth Downthehatch. Bandicoot Custardbath. Battlefield Counterstrike. Finalname Yeahthatsit. Crinklecut Bubblebutt. Peppermint Scoobysnack. Wimbledon Tennismatch. Burlington Crackerjack. Easteregg Sneakycatch and Bigboy Carrotstick.

    • @frog9524
      @frog9524 4 года назад +22

      legend

    • @pallapazza71
      @pallapazza71 3 года назад +19

      Could have just went on IMDB.

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +9

      These are gold 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wowoktv
      @wowoktv 3 года назад +19

      these should all be nicknames for somebody, especially "peppermint scoobysnack".

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 2 года назад +8

      You're a legend for writing all this down

  • @mustyyymoth4978
    @mustyyymoth4978 5 лет назад +4993

    "jim mori-ori-arty"
    "hwa"
    Im crying my god

  • @kevinnorthwood6203
    @kevinnorthwood6203 6 лет назад +3100

    Jim Morioriarty
    Ah
    *I CAN'T BREATHE*

    • @JohnRecroft
      @JohnRecroft 6 лет назад +12

      nobody like the first comment in this thread...it's perfect.

    • @missimperfect9279
      @missimperfect9279 6 лет назад +19

      .....aah

    • @AaronSaysSKOL
      @AaronSaysSKOL 6 лет назад

      666th like.

    • @ytpkyle2003
      @ytpkyle2003 6 лет назад

      f

    • @Corn624
      @Corn624 6 лет назад

      Kevin Northwood your profile pic is perfect for this comment

  • @ThomasG_
    @ThomasG_ 6 лет назад +1559

    4:38 the sign says "anus cars"
    The level of detail given to tiny quick jokes astounds me

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel 4 года назад +368

    i was a huge fan of this show for years and this is still the only footage from the original pilot ive ever seen

    • @nonam3989
      @nonam3989 3 года назад +51

      Soooo that is why I don’t remember some scenes like shlok trying to get drunk in the cap... I was so confused where that came from and thought I was going lunatic because I watched Sherlock like 6 times hahaha

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 года назад +13

      I too was a fan.
      Did you like most sane human beings realize this show is trash after season 4 came out or are you still holding on to the notion that they'll tie everything up give all the answers in a season 5?

    • @abithapa9099
      @abithapa9099 3 года назад +7

      @@hittingyouoverthehead I like series 4. Even though it's garbage, I like series 4.

    • @M0kki
      @M0kki 3 года назад +9

      @@hittingyouoverthehead series 4 might have been weak but that doesn't make the entire show shit

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 года назад +22

      @@M0kki Series 4 by itself doesn't but it exposed a lot of flaws that the show had which we were ignoring hoping it would get fixed soon. Series 4 doubled down on the things that I didn't like in earlier seasons.
      For instance I never liked how everything is centered around Sherlock and his personal life. All the cases he solves have something to do with him personally which is stupid.
      Also, as the episodes progressed, it became less about deduction and more about Sherlock magically knowing whatever the scene needs him to. No explanation of any kind, not even pretending to be a Sherlock Holmes anymore. He might as well be a superhero at that point.
      But I kept on watching hoping they'd resolve all of this on season 4 but they just doubled down.

  • @JimmyFallonRox898
    @JimmyFallonRox898 6 лет назад +1288

    The credits in between the segments are SO GOOD.
    "Two Smoking Watsons...Arthur Dent"
    "Corpse...Corpse"
    "Guy at Office...Morbidly Obese"

    • @notchpoodles5864
      @notchpoodles5864 6 лет назад

      csjv ikr

    • @breann1840
      @breann1840 6 лет назад +30

      Gun..Shooty

    • @owouwu5738
      @owouwu5738 6 лет назад +29

      Starring
      -----
      Shlock Hommes...........Bendystraw Cumcakes
      JoJ Wawsus.................Bilbo Baggins
      Mrs. Sudson.................Dead
      Fier Strader...................Twisted Instigatuh
      Jim Memiarty...............Barry Scott
      Corpse..........................Corpse
      Taxi Driver.....................Yu Talkentumi
      Restaurant Owner........Itsa Mimario
      Indian Guy....................Fon Servvise
      Faceless Wawsus.......Stultus Non Loqui
      Guy At Office...............Morbidly Obese
      Gun..............................Shooty

    • @abhinavmk6365
      @abhinavmk6365 2 года назад +1

      You forgor itsa mimario lol

    • @Yahoooo.1
      @Yahoooo.1 2 года назад

      That guy at the office died as he lived… morbidly obese.

  • @richardinis
    @richardinis 5 лет назад +1282

    "This is my friend, joj"
    "Freuf"
    Brightest conversation
    2:18

    • @k4mpoeng
      @k4mpoeng 5 лет назад +15

      and his name is "JoJ CeeC"

    • @veroinhetveld9944
      @veroinhetveld9944 4 года назад

      I wheezed

    • @richardinis
      @richardinis 4 года назад +3

      @@veroinhetveld9944 Im glad you did

    • @eeiity8600
      @eeiity8600 4 года назад +1

      i see we’re both back to this video, twin

    • @richardinis
      @richardinis 4 года назад +1

      @@eeiity8600 Hello my brother, how are you doing in these difficult times

  • @Gojira_uz
    @Gojira_uz 6 лет назад +1745

    "The perfect murder weapon of the modern age..."
    *"The L u u L ."*

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 года назад +662

    5:06 will never not be funny

  • @harveylee4524
    @harveylee4524 5 лет назад +816

    4:21
    "all that matters to me is memes"
    can relate

    • @dizzee6089
      @dizzee6089 4 года назад +26

      *proceeds to literally reverse time itself*

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 4 года назад +8

      BUT IT'S THE SOAOS

    • @Alucardsspouse
      @Alucardsspouse 4 года назад +3

      Hahahaha

  • @brokengirlsrus
    @brokengirlsrus 6 лет назад +1553

    IT IS FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. I CAN'T SLEEP DUE TO A BAD COLD. I'M IN TEARS LAUGHING AND AM VERY CLOSE TO WAKING UP MY FAMILY

    • @officeromar2055
      @officeromar2055 5 лет назад +8

      @Not so usual guy fbi open up!

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus 5 лет назад

      @Not so usual guy I've gotten worse compliments. Wait... Was that a compliment?

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus 5 лет назад

      @Not so usual guy I don't have any social media my guy, srry

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus 5 лет назад

      @Not so usual guy I just don't have any friends...

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus 5 лет назад

      @Not so usual guy all I have is Snapchat #millenial

  • @jadechandler4280
    @jadechandler4280 6 лет назад +1797

    ''The tattoo we saw on the tattoo bodies the mark of the tatong'' Great editing dude

    • @Karcinos64
      @Karcinos64 5 лет назад +32

      The fuck is a tatong ? 😂

    • @darthgames3
      @darthgames3 5 лет назад +18

      @@Karcinos64 i have no fucking idea

    • @oceanidmakesmewet3739
      @oceanidmakesmewet3739 5 лет назад +14

      @@Karcinos64 It's a tattoo of a dong "tatong"

    • @alyiahoo
      @alyiahoo 5 лет назад +4

      @@Karcinos64 You can't understand if you haven't watched the serie

    • @theodorteppo1437
      @theodorteppo1437 5 лет назад +7

      It was in actual series, Tatong was Chinese drug dealer.

  • @yhateevents8814
    @yhateevents8814 4 года назад +366

    Watson: I’m not gay
    This video:
    “well well we’ll, how the turntables”

    • @lakshmi4224
      @lakshmi4224 3 года назад +1

      Michael Scott reference!!!!

  • @cross5025
    @cross5025 4 года назад +1088

    3:15
    "At the time I was 16, I was 15."
    English teachers - oH ShIT tHAts dEeP!

    • @floor.smorenburg
      @floor.smorenburg 3 года назад +19

      This entire video filled with funny jokes and this is the one that i laughed out loud at

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 3 года назад +2

      did you guys all have pretentious, stoned teenagers as English teachers or something? I don't get this meme

    • @floor.smorenburg
      @floor.smorenburg 3 года назад +19

      @@bravetherainbow it's a common meme that english teachers will try to see symbolism in written text as much as possible, maybe even when the author didnt mean that at all.

    • @AngieAJ
      @AngieAJ 3 года назад +3

      "I was taking thousands of pounds worth of drugs" She's definetly on some shit as she's speaking

    • @billysinge8977
      @billysinge8977 3 года назад +5

      @@bravetherainbow an English teacher will often try to interpret something mundane like the color of the walls as some kind of “symbolic representation of the character’s deepest emotions” or some shit, when in reality there was no such absurd interpretation intended.

  • @josephe4766
    @josephe4766 7 лет назад +3571

    I want Benedict Cumberbatch to see this

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 7 лет назад +7231

    40 seconds in and i'm pissing

  • @rowanmanning1464
    @rowanmanning1464 4 года назад +308

    The fact that you actually wrote a bit of gay fanfic at 2:03 is truly astounding. A testament erected to show your determination

  • @dominicjose1116
    @dominicjose1116 5 лет назад +1393

    4:22 "All that matters to me is memes"
    Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight fax.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 года назад +3

      I love memes.

    • @melonie_1510
      @melonie_1510 2 года назад +3

      It's all that matters 😂😂

    • @chibitoodles5351
      @chibitoodles5351 2 года назад +4

      Then there is Jim Morioriarty who won't let anyone to ever get to memes

  • @quentin932
    @quentin932 5 лет назад +1378

    "Daddy's had enough nOoOOOoOw"
    5:52

  • @caketinoo123
    @caketinoo123 6 лет назад +613

    "I will stop you"
    "No you wo-"
    *shoots*

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 5 лет назад +8

      Almost every film has a scene where the antagonist escapes because the protagonist talks or something. It was so satisfying when Schlock actually shot.

    • @upakramanikabishnu3690
      @upakramanikabishnu3690 5 лет назад

      @@foximacentauri7891 but the reason why he didn't actually shoot was because if if he did shoot, he and Watson would have died.

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 5 лет назад

      @@upakramanikabishnu3690 but not in Schlock.

  • @RElGENARATAKA
    @RElGENARATAKA 4 года назад +308

    AFTER 10 YEARS OF TRYING I FINALLY PAUSED AT THE RIGHT MOMENT
    at 4:00 when she fires the second shot, you can see for a second that there's a word on top of it. If you pause at the right time as soon as she shoots - it says "Predictable joke" which it was. It only happens for a split second so you have to be quick!

  • @MelodyofDarkness0001
    @MelodyofDarkness0001 6 лет назад +2652

    Doesn't it bother you, that the painting's a painting

    • @TomTheMystik
      @TomTheMystik 6 лет назад +53

      Have a nice day!

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz 6 лет назад +38

      Such incredible insight by the ever brilliant Shlock!

    • @st4tistic
      @st4tistic 6 лет назад +10

      *wOt?*

    • @lomix3356
      @lomix3356 5 лет назад +14

      TomTheMystik yYyyaYY

    • @lostmelodyy
      @lostmelodyy 5 лет назад +10

      No shit Shlock

  • @chupacabra8146
    @chupacabra8146 6 лет назад +352

    "I cook myself."
    *"Thank you, Andrew."*

  • @inshrektorgadget1546
    @inshrektorgadget1546 5 лет назад +2713

    0:55
    "Wanna see some more?"
    "God yes"
    "GHHMMMMM"
    *whap whap whap whap*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +151

      I love the "god yes"part

    • @Catgirlpilot
      @Catgirlpilot 5 лет назад +112

      Il'l be right behind

    • @hydrogenperoxide7244
      @hydrogenperoxide7244 5 лет назад +10

      *YES*

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 5 лет назад +31

      I'll make you that cuppa you rest your leg
      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @maximusw01
      @maximusw01 5 лет назад +11

      Phormous the game Mrs. Hudson is AUSSIE

  • @MakaylaSullivan-cj6qk
    @MakaylaSullivan-cj6qk 4 года назад +115

    Shlock: Come over.
    Watson: *thinks about it*
    Shlock: My parents aren’t home.
    Watson: 😏

  • @LittleHayabusa
    @LittleHayabusa 7 лет назад +545

    "Found your website."
    "Wanna see some more?"
    "God yes!"

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 6 лет назад +30

      "Will you *c o m e* ?"

    • @official_strident
      @official_strident 6 лет назад +30

      “Uuuugh” *hump noises”

    • @LittleHayabusa
      @LittleHayabusa 6 лет назад +18

      Tom Smurf “I’ll be right behind.”

    • @Corn624
      @Corn624 6 лет назад +13

      Little Hayabusa “
      i will make you that cuppa you rest your leg”
      *DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @SonicSweden1
      @SonicSweden1 6 лет назад +5

      @@Corn624
      "The GAME, Ms Hudson, is Aussie"

  • @kevinmillard1323
    @kevinmillard1323 5 лет назад +1192

    "we present for your pleasure... the deadly chinese-!"
    *proceeds to have a man fall through the floor and into the void*

    • @johnsherfey3675
      @johnsherfey3675 5 лет назад +9

      Gotta get to the back rooms some how.

    • @jimmya.8024
      @jimmya.8024 4 года назад +16

      It's very accurate right now too lol

    • @BoredLion99
      @BoredLion99 4 года назад +6

      Surprisingly accurate today.

    • @L4lN
      @L4lN 4 года назад

      Kevin Millard oh Lord 👀

    • @uwutwt1451
      @uwutwt1451 4 года назад

      Cas!

  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1  7 лет назад +4724

    Wanna see some more?

  • @ashketchum6222
    @ashketchum6222 3 года назад +25

    3:45 The sudden cut to Spy in Medic's fridge absolutely sent me. My sides hurt like hell, you sick genius! :D

  • @gremlin9699
    @gremlin9699 5 лет назад +844

    "Stranger Things"
    "That's a horrible thing to say!"
    "I'm sorry"

  • @Marquitte23
    @Marquitte23 5 лет назад +758

    "He had a trick he used to do: Shagging"
    I'm dying

    • @levroooom
      @levroooom 5 лет назад +29

      *silence* THH-HAHA *silence* HAHA *silence* HA
      *rupturing the rules of space and time*

    • @melonie_1510
      @melonie_1510 Год назад

      Geoeg and Frerf 😭

  • @irinaalisa426
    @irinaalisa426 5 лет назад +736

    "I'll cook myself"
    "Thank you Angelo"
    *I'M DYING*

  • @caitlinroche6959
    @caitlinroche6959 4 года назад +109

    2:31 HAD ME IN TEARS

    • @haroldestep8264
      @haroldestep8264 3 месяца назад

      This is still my favorite part years later. 😂❤

  • @Cyriakx
    @Cyriakx 5 лет назад +1700

    "I'll make you that cup'a you rest your leg!"
    "daaaaaAAAAAAAAAA*AAAAAAAAAAAA*"

    • @darcygardner415
      @darcygardner415 5 лет назад +18

      1:00

    • @cinq6301
      @cinq6301 5 лет назад +7

      I’m crying

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 4 года назад +5

      That caught me off guard so hard that burst out laughing. Felt really good, haven't been able to do that in a while

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 4 года назад +1

      I was not prepared

  • @FrecsProductions
    @FrecsProductions 7 лет назад +748

    *At a time i was 16.. i was 15,,*

  • @tortellini6607
    @tortellini6607 6 лет назад +944

    The deadly *chinese*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад +3

      This is one if not the best video on the website

    • @adamkhan985
      @adamkhan985 5 лет назад

      The deadly Chinese Triad's

  • @MadKingOfMadaya
    @MadKingOfMadaya 4 года назад +48

    "She taught you how to do your colors"
    "Colors?"
    *_"You know... my surname in plural"_*

  • @themadladx5687
    @themadladx5687 7 лет назад +598

    When I was 16, I was 15.

    • @zachhashmi3843
      @zachhashmi3843 6 лет назад +11

      theMadladX ABSOLOUTE
      MADLAD

    • @senseisama4147
      @senseisama4147 6 лет назад

      When i was 15 I stomped my dog i the nuts until he died and than i cried for 4 hours

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 6 лет назад

      theMadladX pure logic

    • @akaakaakaak5779
      @akaakaakaak5779 6 лет назад +2

      *by the time I was 16, I was 15

  • @gioTheX
    @gioTheX 7 лет назад +616

    "Stranger things"
    "It's a horrible thing to say!"

    • @oh6489
      @oh6489 7 лет назад +1

      That was great

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 7 лет назад +2

      gioTheX when do they say that

    • @astre09
      @astre09 7 лет назад +2

      Alora Simkins 4:35

    • @about80ninjas
      @about80ninjas 7 лет назад +2

      gioTheX Well, Im sorry

    • @jaydenhill7733
      @jaydenhill7733 7 лет назад +1

      Get it “ Strang” er things...

  • @swedish_vikings
    @swedish_vikings 5 лет назад +1083

    "The perfect murder weapon of the modern age, the Lal." - Shlock

  • @hershelroswell
    @hershelroswell 3 года назад +321

    i hate that this whole series of ytps has been an in-joke with my boyfriend for most of the three years we've been together. we can be sat doing whatever and one of us will go "jim morioriarty." and the other will go "aa". you have ruined us

    • @Numberer1
      @Numberer1  3 года назад +89

      I love this and you're welcome ❤️

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 2 года назад +7

      OML That's amazing 😂😂I need to do this with my friends

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 2 года назад +3

      @middle aged man in extreme debt Same. Nobody I know even KNOWS WHAT SHERLOCK IS 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI 11 месяцев назад +1

      Me and my ex were like this, but then he cheated with the deadly Chinese.

    • @SlyAceZeta
      @SlyAceZeta 7 месяцев назад +1

      My brother and I quote the exact same joke. These videos have ruined Sherlock for me. (I'm not complaining.)

  • @cactusmom8203
    @cactusmom8203 7 лет назад +435

    THE TATTOOS THAT WE SAW ON THE TATTOOED BODIES THAT MARKER THE TATTONG

  • @AntiCisPills
    @AntiCisPills 6 лет назад +955

    hey guys guess what?
    when i was sixteen,
    *i w a s f i f t e e n*

  • @ThomasG_
    @ThomasG_ 7 лет назад +371

    "I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg."
    "DAA̷A͜A̐̒À̷Aͩ̓͡҉Ą̗̜̳͔̻͙̝̩̉̅̉̒ͅA̷̠̱͕̐͂̌̍ͧͧ͌̎A͔͕ͫ͂̍̇ͅA̷̛̞̠̮ͭͯͮ̕Aͣ̌͏̫͕͙A̓ͥ̓͆̆͏̡̱͍̭A̧̻͓̟͔͔̅̌̉̎̀̂͐̀̚͢͢"

    • @ThomasG_
      @ThomasG_ 7 лет назад

      Go to eeemo.net and type in whatever text you want. I used a combination of different levels of fuck-up.

    • @silver_wolf2232
      @silver_wolf2232 7 лет назад

      Thomas G DAAAAM MY LEG!!

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 6 лет назад

      Oͫ͂ͦͬ̒͊̇̑͏͙̩̯͈̖͍͓͖͕͉̯̻͙͈͍͟h̢̟̳̳͙͕̣̫̫͉͍̣̥͖̪̰͇̬̲̅̂̍̀̂ͤ̏́́ͅ ̷̨̖̖͓͓̗͖̞̝̣̾̓͑ͯ̂ͬ̉̍̽͋̽͐ͨ̈ͣ̃͋̃͜ń̸̷̗͇̝͎̤̗̞̺͓͓͔̰̰͇̺̯̫͑̔͂͛̔ͧ͆͑o̷̙̯̲̫̜̹͙͈̖ͮ̉̏̌͢ͅ!̶̨͕̗͈̝̫̓͑ͬ́͆͋ͤͮ͒̈ͬ͗
      ͪͫ͗̀̋҉̢͎̦̮̫̗̰͞

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 6 лет назад

      Y̵̶̛̤̩̞̲̟͙͍͙̕͝è̸̠͓̞̙̫̮̮̞̞̰̥͇̗̫e̡͉̝̱͚͚͉̞̙̱͎̝͔̹̘̗̼̳̩̞͟e҉̗͖̲̫̳̖̠̘͇͙̩̝̪ͅt̶̴҉̧͈͈̱̭̮̫̬̹̮̗̞ͅ!̵҉͚̖̲͈͈̜̼̝͉̰̤͚̘͘͝

    • @Dr_E_Yekley
      @Dr_E_Yekley 6 лет назад

      0:59

  • @luthientinuviel3883
    @luthientinuviel3883 Год назад +18

    This video series is carrying my mental wellbeing

  • @nuwanda8585
    @nuwanda8585 7 лет назад +545

    I'm Moririorioriorioarty...ah.

  • @Mrius86
    @Mrius86 7 лет назад +454

    "By the time I was sixteen, I was fifteen..."

  • @wezziecheessie
    @wezziecheessie 7 лет назад +271

    'I'll make you that cuppa you rest your leg'
    *DAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @wlteemo2734
      @wlteemo2734 7 лет назад +2

      1:01 tfw you lose a 1v1 in anything...

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 7 лет назад +4

      The game, misses Hudson
      Is AUSSIE

    • @skinnysamurai
      @skinnysamurai 6 лет назад +1

      I WASN'T READY

  • @bichen4151
    @bichen4151 4 года назад +51

    It's 4:30 AM and yes, I watch this instead of sleeping.
    1:01 aged well

  • @blackbeauty2005
    @blackbeauty2005 4 года назад +427

    I like the detail you've made there: 4:39 "Anus Cars".
    This is fantastic! Keep it up.

  • @newstylestudios9269
    @newstylestudios9269 6 лет назад +574

    - This is my friend GeoeG
    - FrerF?
    I'm crying

    • @kevinmillard1323
      @kevinmillard1323 5 лет назад +4

      fred and george coming and messing around between universes

  • @xelavon2719
    @xelavon2719 4 года назад +426

    1:01 when you stub your toe on the corner of the table

    • @animefirefox1509
      @animefirefox1509 4 года назад +30

      3:25 the sound when i stub my toe

    • @nunya069
      @nunya069 4 года назад +10

      @@animefirefox1509 why your toes make that sound? 👁👄👁

    • @animefirefox1509
      @animefirefox1509 4 года назад +11

      I dunno man 👁️👄👁️

    • @recmations653
      @recmations653 2 года назад +1

      Leg. DAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

  • @LegendOfMoonDragons
    @LegendOfMoonDragons 7 месяцев назад +6

    I recently rewatched Sherlock, having not seen it (or this) in years. And although I couldn't remember the plot of the episodes, I could remember these bloody jokes.

  • @Jamtri
    @Jamtri 5 лет назад +669

    “Stranger things”
    “That’s a horrible thing to say!”
    “Sorry.”

  • @freelancebioexorcist174
    @freelancebioexorcist174 5 лет назад +658

    3:05
    “I’m not the first! Somebody’s been in here before me!”
    HOLY SHIT IM CRYING

  • @spootot
    @spootot 7 лет назад +859

    5:20 his face inflates for like half a second
    These small edits are a welcome addition to an already great ytp :^)

  • @panjak323
    @panjak323 Год назад +6

    I watch this every few months almost religiously at this point...

  • @lost-one
    @lost-one 5 лет назад +477

    2:28 When a friend tells you a bad inside joke

    • @M0kki
      @M0kki 5 лет назад +30

      That's horribly accurate

    • @colossaltitan3546
      @colossaltitan3546 4 года назад +1

      I always make sure to shave my eyebrows off when that happens

  • @LampP0st
    @LampP0st 7 лет назад +438

    The moment when Watson screams about his leg always gets me xD

    • @wezziecheessie
      @wezziecheessie 7 лет назад +2

      Meiwa Jaeger same XD

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 7 лет назад +65

      +Meiwa Jaeger DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @4eversupersonicgirl
      @4eversupersonicgirl 7 лет назад +13

      Meiwa Jaeger it was pure instinct that i laughed. my stomach still hurts lol

  • @MrPringleson
    @MrPringleson 7 лет назад +1395

    you are massively underated

  • @richardinis
    @richardinis 4 года назад +71

    1:48
    "I won't die a nobody, now will i?"
    *dies a nobody*

  • @caesarspeaks
    @caesarspeaks 6 лет назад +576

    The Netflix version of the first episode ended in a different room

    • @LuizGLopez
      @LuizGLopez 6 лет назад +180

      i thought i was the only one that was thinking some of the scenes were different.

    • @josephtreweeke1631
      @josephtreweeke1631 6 лет назад +73

      was that it? I was wondering if it was the original version they made before redoing it with a better camera and other changes. Is that the version on netflix.

    • @charlied3990
      @charlied3990 6 лет назад +86

      They were using the pilot epsiode used to pitch the show. It got remade once the network picked it up.

    • @cazza826
      @cazza826 6 лет назад +26

      You can watch the pilot on the Blu-ray, really cool to see how much different/better the final product is

    • @notchpoodles5864
      @notchpoodles5864 6 лет назад +3

      Same

  • @JoeDeeeezy
    @JoeDeeeezy 7 лет назад +421

    All that matters to me, is *memes*.

  • @stone1290
    @stone1290 6 лет назад +563

    *"Stranger Things"*
    *"That's A Horrible Thing To Say"*
    I couldn't agree more!

  • @voidify3
    @voidify3 3 года назад +13

    Seeing Benedict cumberbatch talk like a video game character who’s spamming the taunt button and only has one taunt is hilarious to me

  • @ANDR3alfaro
    @ANDR3alfaro 7 лет назад +518

    Doesn't it bother you? That the painting's a painting?
    Have a nice day! YaY!

  • @beautifulrust1
    @beautifulrust1 6 лет назад +211

    Looks at pizza "don't make me order you".

  • @ReversedPolarity
    @ReversedPolarity 5 лет назад +275

    Shlock - Season 1:
    A Study in Shlocks - the story of how Shlock fanart caused a crime scene that incriminates Dr. What's Son? I don't know which one... but Shlock knows it's all in their brains and that an old guy was actually doing "duties" in a taxi that nobody will know about, so who cares?
    The Sighted Shooter - A drug dealer leads Shlock to suspect the real culprits of the fanart are the ninjas of a secret ancient society who wear the Mark of the Tah'Tong. They kidnapped Dr. What's second son and shot him with no margin for error, but here's the plot twist: The drugs are still inside them. It was all an experiment. There are no ninjas and the fanart is still going viral. But how?
    The Great Meme - Shlock and Dr. Whom It May Concern got trapped by the magical turnip of events created by none other than Jim Morioriarty! He played gay to get all the memes and as he thinks he's untouchable, he gets beaten by the Shlock... or did he? Find out in the next season.

  • @meddoku
    @meddoku 4 года назад +11

    18 years of studying English, now I realise what I’ve been doing that for
    totally worth it

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +869

    0:11
    Bubbletrumps Baggeclaim
    Buttercup Candycrush
    Bandicoot Custardbath
    Burlington Crackerjack
    Benadryl Hairsnatch
    *_BUNDERPLUNDER CUNDERDUNDER_*
    XD I can’t even XD

    • @demolitionlover7083
      @demolitionlover7083 6 лет назад +40

      *Bumblebee Dumbledore*

    • @BlueAxeRacer
      @BlueAxeRacer 6 лет назад +13

      For reasons of security, my name is changed daily. Today, you may call me...
      (bleep)
      (sigh)
      Buttercup Candycrush.

    • @Thehiro10152
      @Thehiro10152 6 лет назад +5

      Wimbledon tennismatch

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 6 лет назад +19

      Beneficial Cucumberpatch.

    • @Ms9999Christina
      @Ms9999Christina 6 лет назад +2

      Bonappetite cumbersome

  • @ElaineCS
    @ElaineCS 5 лет назад +447

    The "Moriorioriarty" got me.

  • @jacedotexe
    @jacedotexe 5 лет назад +391

    this is so surreal when you haven’t watched sherlock since your tumblr phase

    • @nikolaradulovic5283
      @nikolaradulovic5283 4 года назад +13

      @Emily Barclay You totally should, great show

    • @faeinthebay
      @faeinthebay 4 года назад +11

      @@nikolaradulovic5283 too bad it stopped after 2 seasons.

    • @nikolaradulovic5283
      @nikolaradulovic5283 4 года назад +2

      @@faeinthebay huh? Doesnt it have 4?

    • @faeinthebay
      @faeinthebay 4 года назад +14

      @@nikolaradulovic5283 most of us like to pretend that there aren't

    • @LVega_
      @LVega_ 4 года назад +2

      @@faeinthebay why? are they that bad?

  • @harleyquinn2141
    @harleyquinn2141 4 года назад +81

    Had me dying at:
    "Doesn't it bother you that the painting is a painting?"
    "What?"
    "Goodbye!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Yiulias
    @Yiulias 7 лет назад +221

    Damn, I haven't seen a YTP this good in ages. Beatiful work my man.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 7 лет назад

      Yiulias
      Search "peter the park ranger".

    • @surrealdave
      @surrealdave 6 лет назад

      6:01 [T H E W O R L D]

  • @josephross63
    @josephross63 7 лет назад +370

    "Watson bent over. He shoved the big..."

  • @FlentOrbix1138
    @FlentOrbix1138 7 лет назад +228

    I don't know why but Mycroft looking at a Burger Pizza and saying "Don't make me oder you" always kills me

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 7 лет назад +4

      FlentOrbix1138
      Because it's an antijoke

  • @shukitheconscious3150
    @shukitheconscious3150 3 года назад +26

    0:30 "He's always like that"
    the subtitles: *OH JEEZUS*

  • @rjvb0922
    @rjvb0922 4 года назад +219

    "The perfect murder weapon of the modern age: *t h e l a ɐ l*"

    • @maccagorl
      @maccagorl 4 года назад +1

      what did he really say here? i totes forgot

  • @steadymuffins
    @steadymuffins 4 года назад +2292

    "We present you the deadly Chinese." That did not age well...

    • @wesker919
      @wesker919 4 года назад +169

      It aged perfectly.

    • @shannon510butno.3
      @shannon510butno.3 4 года назад +21

      @@wesker919 depends

    • @wesker919
      @wesker919 4 года назад +26

      @@shannon510butno.3 But they are deadly. In an extremely incompetent way.

    • @shannon510butno.3
      @shannon510butno.3 4 года назад +7

      @@wesker919 it still depends.
      Oh wait, the opium wars? Yeah they got destroyed there, but were fairly deadly too.

    • @shannon510butno.3
      @shannon510butno.3 4 года назад +15

      @@wesker919 same with europe, America and africa.

  • @mayfly4274
    @mayfly4274 5 лет назад +204

    “ I’ve seen her take girls, turn them into....doors.”
    My thoughts exactly.

  • @extrakakesterrial
    @extrakakesterrial 3 года назад +2

    "a bowl of n1ppl3s"
    found your videos ages ago and still come back to watch them lol

  • @shantikeet
    @shantikeet 5 лет назад +212

    "Didnt mean it as a compliment"
    "I did" *clicks gun*

  • @AnaisIsAce
    @AnaisIsAce 5 лет назад +351

    "Daddy's had enough noooOOOwoooWOOWOWoOWowowowoooooooo" WHHYYYY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I JUST WOKE EVERYONE UP LITERALLY SNOTTING INTO MY PILLOW

  • @claudefrollo3378
    @claudefrollo3378 6 лет назад +262

    I love how chaotic neutral the thumbnail and this video is lmao

  • @justinhamilton8647
    @justinhamilton8647 4 года назад +18

    2 years ago I made the mistake of showing this to my mom, a Sherlock fan, but just the 1:02 bit where Watson’s face fucking flies off into outer space, but I skipped too far behind and we had to listen to the grunts and the WILL YOU COME in silence.

    • @frog9524
      @frog9524 4 года назад +1

      Why are you only have commenting this now lol

    • @Aidselin
      @Aidselin 3 года назад

      That's very unfortunate.

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 3 года назад +1

      1 year on I am physically losing my god damned mind over imagining this comment well fucking done