It's entirely because it's WAY more likely that you'll get back-stabbed than it is to get randomly telefragged. I'd rather stand on top of a teleporter exit with my back facing a wall than stand facing the teleporter exit with my back exposed. Also I'm a thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie, yep.
Build the teleporter an engi's distance away from the wall. Then you can upgrade with your back against the wall and you won't get telefragged. Poggerdogger'd
Gus Cox further away from a wall = easier to spot by someone rounding a corner and is easier to shoot at. Think of it as “if it’s exactly next to the wall, you have to get around/past the wall or cornerpeek the wall, if it’s a bit away from the wall you can shoot around the wall from a position behind the wall without corner peeking/hugging the wall.
@@notanexpert3967 I got a couple weapon ideas as well: Death Dealer (Throwable Ace of Spades. Knife Replacement): Throwable, rechargeable. Target hit is Marked for Death. Cannot backstab. . Dead Drop (Silver Pocket Watch. Sapper Replacement): Throwable, rechargeable, cannot sap. On contact with environment, plays Dead Ringer noise. Can be thrown while cloaked.
@@dacomputernerd4096 Well, if you enjoy playing soldier, I'd recommend renting the Disciplinary Action from the Mann Co. Store for free and playing with it for a while. It's a fantastic item to use when leaving your spawn. Smack your teammates and they'll love ya
4:01 Even if the scout killed that spy, it's still so hilarious to see pyro go first on the teleporter and then just taking a look at that corpse. Like releasing your cat on a midnight "patrol" and seeing a rat's dead body in the next morning.
@@sauceyboiii look at the killfeed. There were two guys there who killed him and then got chased off by the soldier. That's why the soldier was killable and someone got as assist on him.
I actually feel like I learned quite a bit watching this, especially in positioning. The idea of "cooking" your dispenser never really occurred to me before. Strangely enough, I also got something out of observing you fighting Scouts. I have a bad habit of shooting at where they *are* as opposed to where they're moving *towards*. I feel like realizing this will help improve my aim. Thank you!
Dane: "Come play with me to Uncletopia" Community: "K, see ya there" Dane: (silently) "Who said you are gonna see me there?" (changes nick and deequips cosmetics)
4:51 Nothing makes me more furious when I upgrade someone's entrance to level 3 for them only to get yelled at for taking the teleporter, it's infuriating, I decided to not run to the front just so you could get your support points and you're yelling at me for HELPING YOU.
uncle dane : says you need to put dispensers in the best plalces where it heals the most team mates where it is covered as well. his intro : at the back of bad water where almost nobody goes
I love to how someone break down thier Play in tf2 beacuse its seams like this is just chaose but when someone just talk about what thier doin u start seeing how much is goin into this matches. (Sorry for grammar im from Poland)
The grammar is fine, actually. The spelling is the issue, as well as a bit of tense confusion. In order, Breaks, their, because, seems, chaos, talks, their, doing, you, going, these. To make it clear, easy english, “I love how someone breaks down their play in tf2 because it seems like this is just chaos but when someone just talks about what their doing you start seeing how much is going into these matches.” Hope this helped you with your English!
Fun fact: That Pyro was me! I'm in this video with the username "Bill" I was Scout for the first game then switched to Pyro in the next :] Hello there!
Good points have been raised, but i also maybe a bit of... i dont think confirmation bias is the term, but like whenever you play an esoteric and usually unviable playstyle, you might assume that youll do poorly, or at least poorer compared to what your class is capable of? So you notice when you win with fat scout more than when you notice when you win as regulat heavy. Thats my experience with demopan anyway wheese
What we can learn: 1. When playing gunslinger focus on other buildings such as teles and dispensers. 2. In KOTH you have 2 gameplay style which is Team Play (guarding flanks with sentry, provide dispenser and teleporters. The other being Ninjaneer putting teles in random spots behind the enemy flank and could either be a game changer or a waste of time. 3. Always pay attention to the kill board. Know when to move your buildings since the number of people alive decides the wave of battle. 4. Keep eyes on your surroundings, that cheeky spy could strike at any time.
Real Engi Momment: I Sentry Jumped once picked up my sentry, and once i landed, which was in front of red teams spawn, I placed it down, and a teleporter and a Dispenser, Than, i chilled, We lost that round, A Spy capped the points while my guys were stealing my place, so i moved my things to go and defend the point, I got to the last point and saw the Spy, i place down me sentry and started shooting at him, I was too late tho, and we lost, Moral? ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR OBJECTIVE!!!!!,
@@Robotdestroyer0 I assume this is a joke but if you dont know all you need to know is that he a really good spy and sniper player and likes to spam anime
Have you forgotten that the whole continents of Europe, Asia and Australia exist? Asia and Australia oftentimes play on European servers if there are no local servers.
@@PyPylia If people in Australia play on EU server then they have some fast internet to not be instantly kicked. (I'm talking about uncle Dane's server, there is a ping limit 180)
@@covetousix I play on both the EU and US Uncle Dane server, also both are normally quite empty due to the fact that timezones are reversed for AU compared to US and EU.
Been on a Super Paper Mario binge lately, lolled at helping a guy named "Bestovius" get his teleporter set up. Beautiful accidental reference to a game (and a wizard) about space warping.
Thank you for uploading more frequently recently Dane. Because of you I started playing TF2 again for the first time since 2018 and have become addicted again.
Dane stands on his teleporters regularly because he's the type of guy who likes to live life on the edge.
It's entirely because it's WAY more likely that you'll get back-stabbed than it is to get randomly telefragged. I'd rather stand on top of a teleporter exit with my back facing a wall than stand facing the teleporter exit with my back exposed. Also I'm a thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie, yep.
Build the teleporter an engi's distance away from the wall. Then you can upgrade with your back against the wall and you won't get telefragged. Poggerdogger'd
@@guscox9651 but then the tele is easier for spies to backstab camp
Gus Cox further away from a wall = easier to spot by someone rounding a corner and is easier to shoot at. Think of it as “if it’s exactly next to the wall, you have to get around/past the wall or cornerpeek the wall, if it’s a bit away from the wall you can shoot around the wall from a position behind the wall without corner peeking/hugging the wall.
@@notanexpert3967 I got a couple weapon ideas as well:
Death Dealer (Throwable Ace of Spades. Knife Replacement):
Throwable, rechargeable.
Target hit is Marked for Death.
Cannot backstab.
.
Dead Drop (Silver Pocket Watch. Sapper Replacement):
Throwable, rechargeable, cannot sap.
On contact with environment, plays Dead Ringer noise.
Can be thrown while cloaked.
using binds to destroy buildings posthumously... gigabrain
Epic
what is the bind for that?
stevendoeslife it’s a script
Frosty Feet yes i know. but what is it
scripts should be bannable if you wouldn't be able to do it without
"Demoknight is nowhere to be found." Meanwhile his limp body is just slumped near the teleporter
Shit thats me!
“aM DRONK”
MerkyWaters oh my g00ooo0d
Could've also been the same soldier who killed it. It was killed by a katana. Not LIKELY, but it's possible
@@dacomputernerd4096 Well, if you enjoy playing soldier, I'd recommend renting the Disciplinary Action from the Mann Co. Store for free and playing with it for a while. It's a fantastic item to use when leaving your spawn. Smack your teammates and they'll love ya
4:01 Even if the scout killed that spy, it's still so hilarious to see pyro go first on the teleporter and then just taking a look at that corpse. Like releasing your cat on a midnight "patrol" and seeing a rat's dead body in the next morning.
Xd
and whats even better is that the body is in a funny pose
2:23 Demoknights nowhere to be found
*Body laying right there*
yeah, I wonder why he isn't there
𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱
Uncle Dane: that demo man is nowhere to be found
Demo’s body: 👁👄👁
He tele-fragged him lol
@@sauceyboiii look at the killfeed. There were two guys there who killed him and then got chased off by the soldier. That's why the soldier was killable and someone got as assist on him.
rip demo
When RUclips has no Uncle Dane, all I feel is uncle pain.
thats deep bro
max
Ankle pain
Uncle pain the depression main
LUMBAGO!
Another video so soon? Don’t mind if I do.
What do you do? Another video? Mind it?
I actually feel like I learned quite a bit watching this, especially in positioning. The idea of "cooking" your dispenser never really occurred to me before. Strangely enough, I also got something out of observing you fighting Scouts. I have a bad habit of shooting at where they *are* as opposed to where they're moving *towards*. I feel like realizing this will help improve my aim. Thank you!
5:58 That Spy just ran off the cliff like a Looney Tunes character
Lmao I love the idea that invisible people are blind
Scientifically if you were invisible you would be blind, it is funny tho
15:09
-Dane talking about the spy's mastermind plan
-What the spy was really thinking about: I... NEED... TO CLICC ON BACC
Lmao
That ragdoll afterwards tough
Can confirm, whenever I stab someone it’s usually because I saw their back and I just *C L I C K*
G'day all, Mr. Paladin here, and welcome back to How a Spy Thinks
2:22
'The Demoknight is nowhere to be found'
The Demoknight: *Dead next to the teleporter*
"I think he ran off."
*>Demoknight seen blown to literal bits mere seconds ago*
Love thees videos, my man. It inspires me to make my own similar series!
You know what. I do too
Cool! I'll check it out if you do!~
ArraySeven fancy seeing you here
array if your our uncles freinds are you our grandads XD
69th like.
Thx for uploading again uncle dane :>O
I mistyped the smiley and I just left it for those who are asking
What is that smiley?
What is that face? :0c
Did you mean >:O
I think he meant :^O
No you idiots. It's eyes, I downwards nose and an open mouth...
Dispenser: gets sapped
That one Homewrecker Pyro: *My time has come.*
Sightless_Seeker it’s their choice as it is boring
Sightless_Seeker
I use the home wrecker and I met an engie who said that they respect home wrecker pyros. amazing day.
Someone once said that i was a m2 bodyguard and i had a good laugh to that
The Homewrecker isn't exactly a downgrade over the fire axe. May as well take it, and make some Engineer's day.
Oh goodie, one of my favorite ways to play engie is KOTH Gunslinger!
Uncle approves
*angry market gardener noises*
man scouts must REALLY hate you. more than most gunslinger engies
Or in another words... P.I.A.
P A I N I N A S S
King of the hill?
Dane: "Come play with me to Uncletopia"
Community: "K, see ya there"
Dane: (silently) "Who said you are gonna see me there?" (changes nick and deequips cosmetics)
He’d get targeted by spies and fans too much if he wasn’t on an alias.
He had his shotgun tho
Life Lessons from Uncle Dane: Teleporters are very good and you should treat them like how you treat your children
StickMaster500 punch them till they become better.
@@THG_thehumangod ye lol
Well your not wrong
Get home drunk and then beat them into unconsciousness?
you can also destroy and build them whenever you want
Spy: Tries to sap a building for easy points
Posthumous Uncle Dane: *no*
It has taken me 2 years to notice that the staircase in the background of your intro does not exist during the first part of it.
Staircase is kil
No
omg i never realised it
why must you do this to me
Most people's engi brain is "ooga booga stand still and hit turret in front of sniper 100 meters away"
Sometimes I take it to the next level of ooga booga and do a "Wrangle Sentry to fight Sniper"
Me when the massive af turret hitbox blocks all sniper sightlines
Uncle Dane sounds like a socially awkward teenager trying to explain his favorite game to his friends
Isn't he a socially awkward adult trying to explain his favorite game to the world?
@@manologamerss5801 I mean, fair enough
thats why its such a good series. we need more
“cooking my dispenser” is now in my engineer lexicon and i love it so much
4:51
Nothing makes me more furious when I upgrade someone's entrance to level 3 for them only to get yelled at for taking the teleporter, it's infuriating, I decided to not run to the front just so you could get your support points and you're yelling at me for HELPING YOU.
Maybe they don’t realize you were the one to upgrade it?
uncle dane : says you need to put dispensers in the best plalces where it heals the most team mates where it is covered as well.
his intro : at the back of bad water where almost nobody goes
“The demoman is nowhere to be found”
Demoman: is dead right next to him
I love how you say “cooking the dispenser” 🤣 it’s so accurate
"Gunslinger on King of the Hill"
I'm pretty sure that's a warcrime
Isn't that how you play koth engie?
@@cats3822 Yes.
playing any engie on koth is a warcrime
@@bidza5059 why
@@user-we3qc3mx6b koth is a restricted scout sanctuary. placing sentries is criminal
I love to how someone break down thier Play in tf2 beacuse its seams like this is just chaose but when someone just talk about what thier doin u start seeing how much is goin into this matches.
(Sorry for grammar im from Poland)
Orderly chaos
Your spelling and grammar surpasses mine sometimes....
Say hello to Poland for me
The grammar is fine, actually. The spelling is the issue, as well as a bit of tense confusion. In order,
Breaks, their, because, seems, chaos, talks, their, doing, you, going, these.
To make it clear, easy english,
“I love how someone breaks down their play in tf2 because it seems like this is just chaos but when someone just talks about what their doing you start seeing how much is going into these matches.”
Hope this helped you with your English!
he’s out here like a printer press shooting out videos left and right
14:17 "Oh, hello."
Just your daily dose of ragdoll pyro
"Hello there"
“General Kenobi.”
Fun fact: That Pyro was me! I'm in this video with the username "Bill" I was Scout for the first game then switched to Pyro in the next :] Hello there!
Uncle Dane sounds like he just woke up and didn't drink his coffee
"Teleporter Entrance built by Punch"
ok this is too genius
I don't get it
@@simonj6801 hes using the gunslinger to "punch" things together
@@simonj6801 his wrench is a fist. He punches his buildings.
Lol the demo’s eye lander was “Meme Spoon”
"Demoman's nowhere to be found"
The guy is laying dead on the floor next to the teleporter💀💀
💀
you say "one of these" like you've made 20 episodes of this
I love your game play commentaries, find them a lot more fun and educational
2:24 "and the demoknight is nowhere to be found" *looks at demoknight corpse lying on the ground right next to the teleporte8*
I think "cooking up my dispenser" is now my favorite phrase.
Uncle Dane the engi-main, why am I better at heavy when playing “Fat scout” then when I’m actually playing heavy?
Because Heavy is slow and vulnerable as fuck while firing the Minigun.
Better Shotgun aim
@Maciej Królikowski Heavy can't do shit in this game without a Medic, sad but true
Good points have been raised, but i also maybe a bit of... i dont think confirmation bias is the term, but like
whenever you play an esoteric and usually unviable playstyle, you might assume that youll do poorly, or at least poorer compared to what your class is capable of? So you notice when you win with fat scout more than when you notice when you win as regulat heavy. Thats my experience with demopan anyway wheese
@@vipp4047 I think its true XD
13:15 that spy has a very, uhh... interesting... name for his Ambi.
I can’t even read it
"Maintain a teleporter or dispencer, and launch the flank" my battle engi is running at a heavy
Huh
"But uCale dAnn, why do u have a dispencer"
Uncle Dane: points at meet the dispencer*
I just played gunslinger on Kong King and it absolutely wrecked and annoyed the enemy team.
Its just a minisentry, what could go wrong
What we can learn:
1. When playing gunslinger focus on other buildings such as teles and dispensers.
2. In KOTH you have 2 gameplay style which is Team Play (guarding flanks with sentry, provide dispenser and teleporters. The other being Ninjaneer putting teles in random spots behind the enemy flank and could either be a game changer or a waste of time.
3. Always pay attention to the kill board. Know when to move your buildings since the number of people alive decides the wave of battle.
4. Keep eyes on your surroundings, that cheeky spy could strike at any time.
I really like this type of content where you’re just talking and there’s not much editing.
Tf2 is chaotic and random as heck but it’s the chaos that I love and it’s the random spontaneous moments that make me chuckle.
13:15 is that starykrow or someone impersonating starykrow?
it's got the amby name and it's the correct weapon, so who knows
even more so they're friends with uncle dane.
It’s prob starykrow
4:51 I find Dane going “It’s ok :)” very reassuring for some reason
"And my favorite class is the spy"
Having videos from you is a blessing
Real Engi Momment: I Sentry Jumped once picked up my sentry, and once i landed, which was in front of red teams spawn,
I placed it down, and a teleporter and a Dispenser,
Than, i chilled,
We lost that round,
A Spy capped the points while my guys were stealing my place, so i moved my things to go and defend the point,
I got to the last point and saw the Spy, i place down me sentry and started shooting at him,
I was too late tho, and we lost,
Moral? ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR OBJECTIVE!!!!!,
Thanks, Ultra Ritchie Official Site 17,
That's in comp
But causal
*HEHEHE*
There are two types of Engies in this video.
Dane, the actual, functional Engie.
And the Lobotomized Widowmaker Engineer.
Dane: Yeah... so, uhh.... I place this dispenser here....
*every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa*
2:20 “nowhere to be found”
Demos corpse:
That intro, GOD IVE MISSED THAT
roblox nostalgia 100
i think it was either work at a pizza place or some old rp game that was decent
not sure tho
"demoknights nowhere to be found" he says as he repeatedly glances over the demoknight's dead body next to his teleporter.
“It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these engi brain videos”
Videos? Plural? Since this is episode 2, there was only one before this.
one issue: nobody cares
Vape Hut “Nobody cares” is genuinely the least constructive statement in existence lmao
@@purplehaze2358 Yeah but it's true
"this is episode two, meaning there is one episode before this"
ya genius
Creamslap Fartpie “One of these videos” implies it was in plural before this.
Really enjoy this type of commentary, hopefully you enjoy making this as well!
"So far, we're at a brisk pace of one episode a year. Still faster than the major update cycle. :)
"
oof
goteem
They had us the first half ngl
“The demoknight is nowhere to be found”
Shot of Demoman’s mangled corpse next to teleporter
Bruh
the first thing to say when ur first
Indeed
🅱️ruh
🅱rūh whæt
BrUh
Donkey brain is best mechanic man I also love his intro with the despiser
13:15 TFW You instantly recognize it as StaryKrow
His Ambassador name gave it away
@@wiredfall8156 who is this StaryKrow?
@@Robotdestroyer0 I assume this is a joke but if you dont know all you need to know is that he a really good spy and sniper player and likes to spam anime
Make no mistake, this man isn’t the real uncle Dane, he didn’t say his catchphrase. Don’t eat that!
Spy from tf2
It makes me happy to see the lone OG TFCrew member still making content. Long Live Uncle Daniel!!
Wait could someone draw a sentry with legs.
A Guardian Stalker from Breath Of The Wild is sort of accurate
Yeah and make them beefy
🅱 Ū F F F Ū Ç K Î Ñ' B Ø Į
Spy: *kills Dane and tries to sap the dispenser*
Dane: "Killer Queen wa sudeni disupensa ni sawatte iru."
EU servers in a nutshell:
I'm here because the US server is full.
Or empty
Have you forgotten that the whole continents of Europe, Asia and Australia exist?
Asia and Australia oftentimes play on European servers if there are no local servers.
@@Poffean EU server is often full, It depends on what time of day it is. I've found that there is most US players during night. (UTC +1 for me)
@@PyPylia If people in Australia play on EU server then they have some fast internet to not be instantly kicked. (I'm talking about uncle Dane's server, there is a ping limit 180)
@@covetousix I play on both the EU and US Uncle Dane server, also both are normally quite empty due to the fact that timezones are reversed for AU compared to US and EU.
A corpse of a demoman with a sword and a shield crumbled directly next to his teleporter
Dane: "The demoknight is nowhere to be found."
this video is oddly really comforting? its like how my grandpa talks about making cabinets but ur just nicely explaining the tf2 engineer
Looks like he's remembered his RUclips password after all.
Looks like you didn't watch his update video
this man has reached peak humbleness
flickshots scouts > tracks with a pistol > "luckily..."
Fun Fact: when your dispenser is upgrading after it was moved you still get health and ammo while it upgrades to levels 2 and 3
Genuinely fun to watch. I love the calm nature of these videos.
There isn't a single Sniper or Spy who isn't dressed like a edgelord weeb in this game lmfao
12:31
???
Uh huh “diamond back critz” definitely not destroying your buildings out of spite to deny points. No way. I would do the sam tbh
When you see 68 dislikes
"The hardest choices require the strongest of wills"
Continuing the series that started over a year ago mad respect for not abandoning it.
Thank you! I was really hoping there'd be more of this after the first one.
Love these kinds of videos! Live commentary of a guy explaining what he does in a video game.
This video has made me think of the Gunslinger as A massive Destruction machine.....Good Job Dane :D
Been on a Super Paper Mario binge lately, lolled at helping a guy named "Bestovius" get his teleporter set up. Beautiful accidental reference to a game (and a wizard) about space warping.
I learned alot here! And also this video was somehow calming? idk why. Thank you Uncle
I love how your commentary gets progressively better as the video goes on. Nice to see you back!
Thank you for uploading more frequently recently Dane. Because of you I started playing TF2 again for the first time since 2018 and have become addicted again.
with how solid Dane's shotgun aim is theres an alternate universe where he's an excellent scout main
Nothing makes me happier as an Engineer than knowing the team is making good use of the dispenser!
14:16 It Ragdolls like these that make me laugh more than I think I should.
Pyro is like "Yo, wassup".
the most relaxing tf2 video I've seen in a while.
0:01 did anyone notice the tiny pyro in a wood box by the bigger wooden boxes?
I really like this series, feels very chill. Keep it up Dane
"demoknight's nowhere to be found" [looks directly at the demoknight's corpse]
Please make more gameplay commentary like this. I really enjoy it.
I love these type of videos due to them just being more chill, I look forward to seeing more them.
I really hope you make more of those, they're so relaxing to watch!
*Demoman's corpse literally laying next to your exit*
"No demoman to be found"
I'm really glad you're back Uncle Dane.
I've been waiting for another one of these since 6/28/2019
This was nice to listen to while I studied. Thanks Dane!