PORTAL CAKE! It's Not a Lie | Feast of Fiction
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Portal Cake!
(From actual in-game recipe, taken from www.planetfortr...)
1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting
8 Marachino Cherries (not in recipe, but necessary)
1 white candle (not in recipe, but necessary)
Don't forget garnishes, such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer
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This one's a bit tough to understand so let's break it down. The recipe actually a composite of two! The first being the simple box cake. Following the instructions on the box cake (18.25 oz package chocolate cake mix) combine it with the vegetable oil, eggs, and water in a mixing bowl. Pour it into two floured and ready cake pans and bake it according to the instructions on the box. Usually this is 350F for 30-40 minutes. To check if the cake is ready, stick a toothpick in it and slowly pull it out - if there's no residue on the toothpick then your cake is fully baked! If there is residue, leave it in for a little longer, checking back sporadically.
Now that we've completed the box cake, it's onto figuring out how to use the rest of the ingredients to make the remainder of the cake from scratch. Combine the butter and sugar in a mixing bowl then cream them together by mixing until thoroughly combined. Then add your 4 large eggs, one at a time, followed by your vanilla extract. In a separate bowl add your dry ingredients together (flour, cocoa, baking soda, salt, baking powder). Add this to the rest of the mixture then put in 1/3 cup of water. Remember to scrape off the sides if the ingredients get stuck there and keep mixing.
Pour out the cake batter into a cake pan and set it in the oven at 350F for 30-40 minutes.
While the cakes are baking, prepare your chocolate flakes. Melt your chocolate chips in your microwave or a double boiler. A double boiler is made by submerging one pot (with the chips) inside a larger pot (with enough water to cover the sides) and heating the water below. This will make sure that your chocolate chips do not stick to the side of the pot and will melt evenly. Keep stirring until they're fully melted.
Then on a large cookie sheet, pour out the melted chips and smooth them out with a dough scraper or knife. Let it cool at room temperature or place it in your freezer. When the melted chips are solid again, remove it from the cookie sheet and begin to cut them up into small chunks, working your way slowly across. Place your new chocolate flakes in a bowl and put it in your refrigerator so they will stay firm.
When all three of your cakes have been done, carefully lay them out and use a cake leveler or a large knife to take off the rounded tops of each so they are as flat as possible. This way when you stack them it won't topple or lean to one side. Next use either vanilla frosting (in the recipe) or chocolate frosting to evenly layer the tops of each cake as you stack them on top of each other. Once that's done, coat the entire outside of the cake with coconut pecan frosting.
Remove your chocolate flakes from the fridge and coat them around the entire cake with your hands. This can get a bit messy.
Scoop some vanilla frosting into a ziploc bag. Cut off a corner and use this to dollop your cake with 8 small circles and 1 circle in the middle. Remove the stems from your maraschino cherries and place them on top. Place your white candle in the middle, light it up, and enjoy your Portal Cake! This sucker is incredibly rich, so cut small slices and eat slowly! Wouldn't want GLaDOS to comment on your weight!
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There's a bakery in Washington where you can literally buy the cake from Portal.
Viktor the Creator its called a black forest cake
Viktor the Creator seriously ?! Dang I’m a few states away ;_;
Valve was actually inspired from it
Omg I live in Washington. Which bakery is it at?
Someone took a walk and saw the cake and that's how the Portal cake was born.
I DIED DURING THAT INTRO! I never thought a cooking channel could be so entertaining! Subscribed!
today i got to hear glados say meme
my life is complete
OMG, love ur profile photo is it a ice wing. from wings of fire?
+Nick Xu
Holy crap I did not expect to encounter a fellow WoF fan.
:D
and im one more WoF fan
You actually got Ellen McLain to do the outro? That was a huge surprise!
x XAcantheaX x no, I'm pretty sure he used editing 😂😂😂
Theamazinggamers . To me it sounds more like her at the end than the beginning. So I think she did the outro, but the intro was definitely editing =)
:C You spoilt my surprise! XD
KaineRaid It's pretty clearly not her though...
I KNEW APERTURE AND NERF WORKED TOGETHER!!!
The Aegis Lol!! xD
*****
so obvious too! what with the design of the... the things.. and stuff and.. *brain farts...*
I heard aperture was making portal guns out of nerf recons, but then nerf stopped shipping the guns to them.
omg XD 😂
It's actually Caprture
right as he said "WAIT WAIT WAIT" my computer crashed into the depths of the bluescreen... XD
Would have been creepy of if it crashed at the screen that shows what feast they are making
ikr
What are the odds 😂😂😂
OH MY GOD!!!!!
Did Ellen McLain really do the outro?!? What?? How did you...?
Please, somebody answer me, because I'm dying to know if it's really her!
OMG...
I think so.
+Alicia García Fernández I don't think so, the words were too slurred to be her. Probably just Jimmy changing his voice to a higher pitch.
It's obviously not......
Uni Goat
I don't see it so obvious, tbh.
nope
In minecraft there is an achievement that involves baking/crafting a cake dubbed "The Lie" Great reference Notch 😉
Lol
that is true katelyn minton
Lol
THE CAKE
*_IT IS'NT A LIE_*
the cake is a LIE A LIE
Sadly it is a lie. They didn't follow the exact recipe as specified by the Logic Core. I should know we have one every other Saturday.
Avanelle The Aperture Employee yes they did. They only removed the stuff that is inedible.
+Donovan Bossinger I know the cake is the lie but GLaDos gave us a recipe how to make a Portal Cake, or was it Feast of Fiction or both?
+Donovan Bossinger but in real life, it isn't a lie
Was that the actual Ellen McLain at the end? Oh, my gosh, that's so cool! :D
Yup!
I rate this 5 diabeetus outta 5 diabeetus.
Oracle Agree
I want my next B-Day cake to be the portal cake!
Spoiler
The cake isnt a lie in the game
black forest cake is the best... i had some in Austria... its not very sweet, but thats why your supposed to add fruit sauces to it
Question? Does this really mean I can just put a sticker on a nerf gun and start shooting portals?
Noone can do that...
Yet
one time I was at the store and I saw a cake that is EXACTLY the same as in portal. then I started geeking out.
Plixe DIDYA BUY IT???
3:10
he kept eating them but the bag was newly sealed XD
I did my portal cake with chocolate cake mix and it turns out totally perfect :) Thank you guys, you are awesome!
I SHIP IT LIKE ITS FED EX
fed ex is actually a very bad company, as they treat their workers horrible. a 12 hour shift with no lunch breaks and no stopping, that's why fedex trucks are always speeding!
:0
Pyr0 that is the cutest profile pic i've ever seen. link please?
I know I'm late, but here you go:
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I've seen 3 different How to make the portal cake videos, but this was the best.
do teletubbies custard..........................idk i just thought of that
I think it tastes like strawberry
My daughter made this cake, it was amazing!
2:15, WHAT KIND OF VIDEO SORCERY IS THIS?!?!?
btw love the cake.
I made it today, they weren't lieing wen they said make slices small, it's so delicious and moist, now these Cherries on tip make a beautiful circle and its out of the oven and I'm rating on time ie got more cakes to cook and there's eating to be done on the cake that is, still alive!
The portal will open in 3...2...1*phone starts ringing how did it do that 0_o*
Is it you? THE GREAT PAPYRUS!?
Thanks for making these videos! I love how you guys incorporate a lot of humor without resorting to dirty jokes to carry it.
You squished the cake!
hi sarah hows it goin'
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Made for my 18th birthday this year, chocolate flakes were too big for the cake, but it was otherwise AWESOME!
okay okay so i just found this channel (i know, terrifying, how did i live all these years without the food porn)
and i was watching dragon dumplings from kfp and the pizza gyoza from tmnt and spaghetti tacos from icarly and burple nurples from chowder and ratatouille and everything and i just thought omg what about the black forest cake from portal omg omg the cake is a lie omg they had to have done it
and so i googled it and i found it and they made it and it exists and everything and i know i'm like 4 years late and everything but oh my god i'm so happy right now and i don't even know why
You guys are seriously awesome :D I was looking for a good recipe for the portal cake AND the Minecraft cake, which also had to be easy because i am only 12.Thankfully, your videos are fun and understandable! And thanks to you, my whole family worships me for baking cakes and your recipes :) Thank you very much!!!
Also your ingredients were easy to find here in Greece!
FINALLY I GET THE DAMN CAKE
Funny usage of portal containing portals to get stuff where it needs. That beginning was also funny. That scream.
You forgot 1 ingredient inject poison after completion
Holy shit. I subbed to this channel almost a decade ago and only now did it click with me that Jimmy Wong is Jimmy Wong. Like, I have listened to so much MtG content, had Command Zone and the Command Zone podcast on, listened to the events where he hosted; but I looked away and almost snapped my neck when I heard the voice. I watched this channel 7+ years ago and haven't touched it any time recently. I only got into MtG in the last 6 years and it somehow only just clicked with me that I knew Jimmy from way before I watched Command Zone.
STEVEN UNIVERSE COOKIE CAT OR FIRE CRYSTAL DOUGHNUT!!!!!
Actually, true, the inspiration for the Portal cake is a black forest cake. But if you read the ingredients on the screen, apart from the weird ingredients, you'll see that it's a coconut-pecan cake.
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How did you get that awesome gun that can make portals in real lite?
you are pretty damn stupid lol
knifed unicorn IKR
vladik huk It's CGI. Not real. Just a gag for entertainment.
If this is a joke your good if its not your the most stupid dumbass in the history of dumbasses
vladik huk Don't feed the troll.
When I was younger and watched your videos I got so freaked out from the ending and didn’t watch the videos for weeks afterwards I forgot about your channel until I remember the sea salt ice cream and then I rewatched everything
1.10-1.40 I like this part
10/10 ancient RUclips video, but I always felt like everyone did the outside of the cake wrong. To me the outside looks like coffee beans or "Kranky" chocolate covered cornflakes.
Who was lie this when they heard glados talk about the cake 0_0 WTF
Wut?
??
What????🤔
I LOVE how you make these episodes based on the games and cartoons!
"Enjoy the cake... you could use the extra weight"
LMAO this is awesome, Finally you guys did the Portal Cake!
I'm gonna prepare this cake for myself next week for my birthday!
happy birthday, I'm only late by 11 years!
This is so awesome :3 I'm going to be making the portal cake this week for my birthday but it's going to be gluten free so thank a lot for this video. Helps a lot. c:
"Enjoy the cake, you could use the extra weight."
Me: "Thanks, but I broke it twice, I'm not breaking it again."
**comment if you remember what Chell "broke."**
Ahempleasegoaway glados?
The aerial faith plate.
Feast Of Fiction I have played portal 3 times and always got this ending so I looked up on your channel for the cake and here I found it.
aperture Science came out with a nerf gun
That looked delicious.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Out of question, was that Ellen McLain GLaDOS at the end or was it one of them doing an impression of her?
I need the answer :
It was Ellen Mclain. She is a trained opera singer.
+Ben Wasserman It sounded like her yes, but my guess was it was Jimmy again with the voice pitched up to sound like hers. You could hear the difference in some of the words he said.
Cute video and I enjoyed it. The problem is that this isn't Black Forest cake. Black Forest cake has the cake brushed with some form of cherry sugar syrup or Kirshwasser. The frosting in between the layers is whipped cream and cherry preserves or cherries in a thick syrup, and the frosting outside the cake is also whipped cream.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
not anymore XD
The other day my friend had this huge gray box the code was "1" and on the ceiling it said THE CAKE IS A LIE i'm like oh cool that meme
Puppy Bogge that time it was but now the cake is true
jacob nilsen Well then...ok
2:41 I'm making a note here huge success
It's part of the song Glados sings at the end of the game
1. The game is probably older than you kid
2. This video is 3 years old so you're a bit late
+Jorge Villa Why so mad? lol
actually the companion cube was singing(dont ask why)
Doesnt that means the companion cube is glados?
Hi
OMFG
Gapivon whaaat? you never been seeing any typing cake?
Cake IsNotALie you are a cake. its in your name
everyone go to this dudes house and eat him. hes a CAKE
oh my goodness best video yet! love the references and the fx!
The cake is not a lie........Or is it? Muhuhahahahahahahahahaha!
you guys are amazing im sooooo trying every recipe here
and maybe ill show you how they turn out
Hearing “enrichment center” takes me back
Making this for my friend who is obsessed with portal
This was a triumph,
I'm baking a cake here, huge success!
It's hard to over-done my black forest cake.
Portal Bakery,
We bake what we must, because we can,
for the goods of all of us, except the ones who hates cake.
But there's no sense crying over every burnt cake,
You just keep on trying till you're all out of mix.
And the baking gets done,
And you make a neat cake, for the people who are still hungry
I'm not even hungry, I'm being so filled up right now.
Even thou you stole my cake and ate it
Today I learned that the Feast of Fiction kitchen is made of moon rocks
You'd expect that the best Portal IRL graphics and physics would come from like Valve instead of a Food show.
2:44 Omg the reference
Remember?
Glados said :
I'm making a point here, huge success
in the beginning ashley made two cakes with the box cake mix (0:48), then the third layer was the one made from scratch (2:44).
unrelated but 8 years later and this is better than any attempts at making this cake..
The voice-over at the end? GENIUS.
I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY LOOKING FOR THIS RECIPE AND I FORGOT TO CHECK YOURS
The huge success line should have been saved for the end.
I am SO making this for my birthday next week.
Here is a small explanation of how they did it. He got the sugar and poured it on the ground and there was a person out of camera (on a ladder or something) pouring it into the bowl.
When I was little and this came out, I thought the portal guns actually worked. Ever wonder that time flies so fast as you get older ?
The good moments lasts seconds, minutes.. while bad moments never get forgotten... 😢
I didn't have a scarring childhood tho so yea I'm not that dramatic xD
ULTIMATE CAKE CHALLENGE: Make a Half Minecraft half portal cake
Minecraft is referencing Portal in that case. So does the splash screen, but there are so many splashes in the game by default that you may only see the references they make rarely.
Your channel is so awesome! Very original idea!^^
I love the editiion and the display this has, great job.
well the minecraft cake was inspired by the portal cake (notch's words not exact quote but you know) and you did minecraft cake in ep 3 so I just made 2 of basically the same cake :)
making this cake for my mothers birthday next year.
Ah! The editing is so good! and you know the cake might be a lie but this isn’t. Here’s your truth THIS TASTES SO GOOD
4:27 Chell when she finally gets the cake
That ending! Priceless!!!
LOL! kept on eating chocolate chips, and bag isn't even open!
oh ...my recipe for this cake was a little different, i used a devils food cake recipe and whipped marshamllow frosting, then the crushed cookie topping, I did garnish with cream and cherries
I am getting this cake made for my birthday!
making this on the 22nd for my B-Day!
Did you know the cake from portal is actually a cake from a bakery in the some city Valve's headquarters are in?
The fact that before editing they had to pour sugar on the floor is hilarious
Me and I baked this for my brother's 1st birthday on August 9 2017
Just on a sidenote: Normally, you dont melt the butter if you intent on creaming it with sugar.
and there are slabs of chocolate, perfect for hacking into chunks.
oh, AND a black forest cake(as said around 1:59) is a whole different thing
i love they replaced the portal gun with a nurf gun
Literally everything about this video was amazing omg.
this was so creative, I love it!
Jimmy’s robot scream on loop is my new ringtone
Hell yeah i got a heart
Lol this video is always the first to show up when I search my RUclips name, I want to make a video with you guys now
Yet you don't have a single portal vid. Hmmm...
Amazing cake, but I had to add more water for the non-box cake to make it work.
I'm gonna make that cake for my birthday
THE CAKE ALREADY EXISTS.
THE CAKE IS A REFERENCE TO A BAKERY
oh god best video ever! which program did you use for the visual effects?
this was actually made before my birthday and ive enver seen it before but i had a portal cake for my birthday but i wish i had seen this to make it better
I'm watching this while playing portal
I've got an excellent gourmet version of the Portal cake, for anyone who wants it. I was hoping they would use it on the show... But it does take a while to make. :P
Me three. May 11 can't wait!