Bill Burr and Nia's Hilarious Target Story
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Bill Burr is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster who has released several stand-up comedy specials. Outside of stand-up comedy, he is known for hosting the Monday Morning Podcast, playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad, and creating and starring in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family.
haha, I love the way Nia mimics Bill's voice lol
And vice versa !!!
Love their relationship both
respect each other's OPINIONS while berating them LOL
It’s hilarious to hear them talk about history. I mean, Nia...holy shit lol
"you dress is a little linty?"
" B I L L .."
"your DRESS was a little .. *L I N T Y* "
7:21
lol
"I tried to keep it light and you just went Fox News on me!" ROFL
Haha that went from target to genocide pretty quickly
Have been to Target, it's a very natural progression.
lmfao reading this before i get to the genocide part and im dying
@@timmutohfan look at the commie ova here
Hey Friend don't go down, the comments are pretty toxic.
Why didn't I listen to you...
warystatue33 Lol!!
Er B people are pathetic, all these fat fucks sucking at life hating on bill and al his awesomeness
Thanks bud.
Lol your comment is almost an utter understatement. The very next one down is immediately toxic
From target gym shorts to the colonization of America
Considering where the shorts were probably made
lmfao
Nia's impression of Bill was dead on.
@1:32 Nia is such a team playah. If she’s asked to be on the podcast she says yes 95% of the time and doesn’t get mad or anything. The 5% she doesn’t, there’s a legit reason like she’s sick
I wasn't going to check the comments until Nia made the comment. lol, good stuff.
If you know she made a comment you obviously looked at the comments before posting this comment.
I love listening to Nia and you on your podcast.
Listening to these two is like watching family dog and cat wrestle in the living room ostensibly for primo couch chill out spot. They actually don't care about cushion, just need an excuse to tussle vigorously . Love it.
keep it coming bill n nia u guys are great
Best comedian + wife combo.
Dude...the way you imitate women's voices is hilarious.... but the way Nia imitated you is next level..... I'm dying...
the shoes with the Velcro snap things that say I lost part of my foot in a boating accident. I couldn't stop laughing at that line.
Same 😂
“He’s standing up everyone” LOL
“snake out a toilet and then go play some hoop”
“Wouldn’t be Awesome if we lived here and they didn’t “ Priceless.
I do that when my mom watches the Bachelor! 🤣🤣🤣 Pisses her off & I am then asked to leave the room. 🤣🤣🤣 priceless.
These two are cool, they seem to work well together I aspire to that level of chill banter.
This was the funniest podcast segment I've heard so far, I was seriously laughing my ass off.
Literally all the women I know in my life call it “Tar-jjjeyyy” and I fuckin laughed out loud when Bill mentioned it
I've noticed that when Bill has "guests" on the pod its usually a weaker episode. But everytime Nia is on its always hilarious and entertaining 😂 Their chemistry is so on point
OMG he finally gets me...17 seconds in im already laughing
They got all their history facts from a single Twitter profile 🤣
Nia is the grinch of Independence Day
I hope they get along like this all of the time. They seem to enjoy being with each other.
Lucky guy👍
"wow, my girlfriend's an idiot" hahahaha, and they still got married. THAT'S love, ladies and gentlemen...
7:03 that Nia imitation of Bill...#priceless #ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Talk about a perfect match! I love Bill and watch anything he's in but I really love Nai. No other woman could go toe to toe with this man. Love you guys!!
Oh man, I spat out my drink at work when she said sweden, hahaha.
The 400 years is based on when the Atlantic slave trade first started in 1444. And regarding the United States outside of when slavery was initially ended, Jim Crow era which lasted until the 1960's is still considered slavery for African Americans. I love these two because they have great open and honest conversations which brings them closer together and their listeners are able to dialogue and yet still joke together.
1444+400= 1844
@@Francesco-cj3oi my dear you have just counted the 400 years of slavery. Everyone knows baaed on the different colonized countries atarted ending slavery starting around that date. The count is always considered give or take a few Jim Crow is the additional years post slavery. Sorry if that wasn't clear. But as we've all gone through history classes in High School i thought generally this was known.
When Bill called Nia to come into the room, I wondered if this was a contrived moment, and they had planned this out before he started recording.
Then I heard their conversation, and I realized they may not, in fact, completely understand that they were being recorded at all. Wow.
Nah he calls her in pretty often lmao I thought the same thing at first
@Yeah I'm a Troll And I Love It he literally says ome in for the PODCAST MAN MUST BE AN OLD FUCK
I like when Nia shows up too, it’s like listening to a story from the funny uncle and aunt or something lol I like em both😊
Hey Bill, I care about you guys. I think you and Nia make a great team. I hope to be able to listen to you guys for years to come.
If someone from liverpool is looking down, it's not because they think they're better than you. It's because they're going to steal your shoes.
Ahahahaha
Why would anyone steal your shit diadora shoes
@@ir1041 only converse for me fella. But it doesn't matter what shoes they are, they'll nick em cos they're scousers 😂
Ahh. A Londoner, I see 😁
I lost it when Nia tried to sound like BB 😂
I love it when people try to talk to Bill via the comments section, not realizing this is a fan-made channel. He doesn’t even monitor his own channel, he hired someone to do it.
brand new sneakers w/ old socks. Hahahah. Gotta remember not to do that in the future.
"Not even 3 seconds, you're being very generous to yourself" Not the first time he's heard that!
I love these two 😂
Nia: I hate the 4th of July
Also Nia: How old is this country again?
Yeah, unbelievable. I'm a European and know it was founded in 1776. Jesus Christ.
The festivities that take place on the holiday currently are hardly like what took place in 1776.
Maxim Van den Bosch the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776, the americas was discovered by Colombus in 1492
@@Mr3Anarchy wrong. Columbus definitely wasn't the first to find america buddy. Do the research. Not grade school "history books"
Viking artefacts were discovered in Canada apparently.
And then she comes around makes up for it by being honest. And this is why I love these two.
Bill, you got a good woman! I found a good one and got married at 40, lot of stuff happened on the way, but got to a good place. New listener, enjoying these tremendously. God Bless!
Love both of them! They both don't know $hit about history.
This is probably my favourite Nia appearance ever. She's incredibly funny!
I think men shop differently, we don't waste a lot of time... the women I went shopping with or to flea markets, they stay in the same place too long and then don't choose anything. I went to a Reebok store with a girlfriend found my size and purchased 2 pairs of running shoes and a jacket in just a few minutes. She was surprised because she didn't see me "shop".
Yup takes me about 10 minutes because i know my size get whatever i like the look off and leave, i cannot understand people that spend hours clothes shopping its not that hard
It's because men don't go 'shopping'. We men know what we want, know where to get it, we buy it and then leave. Women go to stores and then decide what they want, by looking at every freakin thing in the store. They look for more excuses to buy more clothes and stuff.
@@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician lmfao jesus christ
@@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician hahaha sounds about right. Ill save this one for my girlfriend. To be fair, I dress like shit so maybe I should take a bit more time shopping. 😂
Right like what are they doing if not planning to buy. I just need an item.
I just can't. Whenever he imitates a lady's voice. HAHAHAHA
"Target", or as the women call it "Tar-zhey" ;-) Hilarious.
Are z and h the two letters that go together to make that sound?
Excellent impression of Bill, Nia lol.....
Omg they are so cute!!
Love your work! You clearly have the right girl for you. Gives you as much as she takes...
I actually like the 4th of July it’s a holiday in the summer and I get to see fireworks and celebrate the country me and my family were born in since the settlers came
Lmao. That's how my lady reacted when I had a full day of shopping.
You all know bill doesn’t look at these comments…
nia's favouraite song... "dont know much about history. dont know much about biology" lol
8:13 - really ? Where were you born miss? Uganda ?
Oh LA ? That's California, right ? Not LA on the coast of Madagascar...
Therefore, you are simply American.
Yeah I don't get why black people say they are African American but they ain't ever even been to Africa. She is American, thats her nationality, her race is black, simple as that. What is Bill then? Irish-American? No he is from fooking Boston right!
Not that this is the place for a history lesson but... 'African-American' is a term created by the African-American community in opposition to all the other names we were called; before we took control of that situation here in the US.
But she has always been treated like an “African American”. That’s the point.
@@generalkenobi066African American describes an ethnic group you absolute genius.
The best part was when Nia impersonated Bill.
I love Nia's voice .
God dammit these 2 are so perfect for each other
You two are so damn cute.
Nia saounds like Dave Chapelle in his last special when she says "miian = man".
I’d pay good money to get Bills commentary during women’s programming.
Id pay for that
I really hope to meet my Nia one day
Holy sht, she’s funny 😂
I spat back my cofffee when he started to describe the sneakers! Fack
i love the 4th of july...its one of those holidays that are just good stuff. good spirits, good food, good company.
This is where "all the play classical music for a baby in the womb" led to >> toxic intelligence >> easily depressed
Bill your wife is a saint to put up with you, love you by the way, your hilarious and relevant. Keep up the great work.
bro its the opposite, she's a complete idiot. I can't believe he got with such an entitled dumbass, no less had a kid with her
Exactly why I love this podcast
I mean I'm a student of history. I know what took place and it's inexcusable. The problem is that it will never go away! It's the past. You can't change it. So I don't understand the fixation on it especially for people who've experienced none of it!
Because obviously the people who bring it up daily are just trying to manipulate others and make people uncomfortable so they can get what they want. Like more welfare, drugs and obese whites women
Because the repercussions still exist today. If the mistakes of the past had been corrected, then there would be less need to talk about it. Literally the wealth of the majority of the world is built on slavery. As a history student I shouldn’t have to explain that to you.
I enjoy the too and fro of both of you, and Nia has such a beautifully melodic laugh that gives me joy to listen to.
Over here in Australia going to target as a man means you’ve givin up , but your spot on
The only way i am watching a reality show is if its with bill
It's so ironic he's with her.
Why ???
Veritas Love is a type of insanity.
Not really. He has 2 types of fans, people who find humor in his absurd, abrasive, edgy shit and those that live by an idealogy in line with absrud abrasive edgy shit. The former realize he's a comedian but the latter might mistake his comedy for preaching. These people are actual bigots and assholes and history, as has been shown, will not see them favorably.
Melania Trump
LOL @ the thought of Melania Trump saying that hahah.
eric lasseder Exactly!
Half of Bills fans are straight up comedy fans and the other half are Right Wing SJWs.
You should make Nia your Ed McMann, lmao
Wait, Nia is black? I'm soooo late. 😂
Lol idkn how can you hear her voice and presume anything else
Daniel Mesaros right lmao
I thought she was a white
14:57 😂🤣 "Yeah? Then where the fuck were they?"
The first English American colony was created in 1607 after the failed attempt of Roanoke. I'll go along with 260 years of American slavery but not 400. Hell, even if you take it from 1492, you don't even get 400 years. I'm Lakota and Irish, but you don't hear me bitching about slavery and subjugation
Logan Taylor but Irish people suffer nothing today, can't say the same for those blacks.
that's the difference.
Logan Taylor did your kids get fed to crocodiles
Joe Black No, did Nias....NO
Logan Taylor if you take it from 1492, 400 yrs would bring you to 1892 Genius! Transatlantic slavery started with the Portuguese in the 16th century,which would be the 1500s. so Nia is much closer to accuracy than you and BB. not the point of this podcast but for fucks sake proofread your shit man
Logan Taylor "Lakota and Irish".... pfffffftttt hahahaha lol
That laugh when Nia came in... dun dun DUUUUUUN!
History buff here. Ripping my hair out listening to this
I love these two.
Funny that she says people in Toronto are nice because where I live in Canada everybody says Toronto people are rude
Canada rude is still more polite than USA polite.
I actually got 3 pairs of slacks at the Target. Good shit ma'an...
People on here need to get a grip. Learn to laugh more. All this hate is sad
Geneen Boka No, the division that bitches like Nia cause in society is what is sad.
So like blaming white people for slavery isn't hateful? You don't think that shit eats away at you hearing it every single day "fuck white ppl, fuck white ppl"?
Like say your life sucks, you got no future and you're so ugly you can't even fuck a hooker. You're just living your life when all of a sudden everyone starts agreeing that your life is perfect and you're inherently racist because of some shit some people did in the past, just because they look like you.
So your life sucks, but now everyone treats you like shit because of your skin color.
And you're just like, eh I'll have a sense of humor about it?
marino deželak we like jackass stupidity 👍🏻
Nia kills it!
dude the carribians were colonized with slaves well before this country and the slave trade started well before 1776 lol
lol dude, the slave trade started thousands of years ago.
@@sebastiandiaconu1221 He's talking about the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade, not slavery in general. And he's right.
According to the Googles, slavery in the English colonies started in 1619, so it lasted just about 250 years in America
But the Caribbean* were one of the first places for slaves to be free
4 th of July is a sacred holiday. Its the birthday of my world
I've been saying it for years, Target is 100% a woman's store. Yes, they have mens clothes, but it's men's clothes that women buy for their husbands, boyfriends, kids, etc..
Everytime i go to target i spend $100
That really went off the rails lol
Hey Bryan, any chance we are related?
@@isaiahpadilla3588 idk . Padilla isn't popular like Rodriguez and Martinez n Garcia. Where your parents from
@@bryanpadilla8826 the US, with the birth of my cousins two daughters, they make 6 generations of my immediate family born here. I'll have to do some digging to find out where in Mexico before that.
She thinks the pilgrims came over on Christopher Columbus' ships OOOOHHHHHH JEEEESHUS
U2 are a breath of fresh air.
Comedically speaking.
She doesn't even know how old America is.....
Nia has the intelligence of a bag of hammers......
The Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower... the 3 ships she was thinking of was Christopher Columbus... America didn't have 400 years of slavery but you know who did x2?? The Pharaohs- which is Egypt, which is in... Africa!
All this should be common knowledge I know it from memory-
@y je that's the Spanish Empire for you- they didn't call them conquistadors for nothing- I'll never understand the pride that people with native roots have today for speaking Spanish... it's like discovering your whole life you were lied to & just saying- yeah, so what?
@@typeerk thats just part and parcel of being human. Every single one of us who are alive today have ancestors who were in war and took over others. If their people have brought more to the world than taken from it, then they should be proud.
@@pb9927 no- it's historical ignorance... lol the same reason people in LA & Mexico are amazed a white person from Spain speaks flawless Spanish... you don't have to try to explain things to me, my family doesn't speak German or Russian despite them invading our home land & trying their best to eradicate our culture- & replace it with theirs. What I don't understand is after their initial ignorance is self discovered they just shrug it off...
You don’t know history. Trans Atlantic Slavery was from the 1500’s to the 1900’s. So yes, 400 years for those that can count.
"How about Sweden" weeeeelllll.....
Yeah, car bombs, riots, train stabbings, and the highest rape rates in Europe. But but but They have free healthcare and Ikea!
@@JH-tk6ge Their suicide rate is also super high if I recall
To be fair, slavery didn't start with America.
@Alex those them Egyptians
Cristhian Bryan Mercado Cespedes how does that even kinda make it better
"The pilgrims came over on the Pinta, the Nina, and the Santa Maria, then gave smallpox blankets to the Indians." 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Calling your girlfriend a idiot=priceless.
He's so right about Target. The selection for men is awful.
I like how the topic went from Shopping to Target to American History to Wars to what countries have.. LOL
Christel Andrade thats what virtue signalling racists do.