MORDHAU ✠ Review | Medieval Warfare | All Lüte Players Must Die 🎶
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- A deplorable review of a modern day videogame masterpiece called Mordhau
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Intro/outro song: "Battle For Camelot" • Epic Celtic Battle Mus...
Background track #1: "Chivalry Medieval Warfare Soundtrack - 07 - Duty and Honor" • Video
Background track #2: "Age of Empires II Soundtrack - Track #10 - Tazer" • Age of Empires II Soun...
Background track #3: "Guardians - (Royalty Free Epic Music)" • Video
I always just use a cleaver as a bard to lure sweaty score seekers and swing at them with superhuman speed.
Nice one .... "it's a trap"
i personally prefer the dagger and just stab a shit tone because it takes about 2-4 hits for them to react to it. It is great on builders, lute players, and archers imo.
You guys are missing the best part of a bard luring people into your bear traps as a lute player
*Laughs in Bow*
I don't think I've ever done anything but walk around playing the pokemon theme on the lute.
That's it.
For about 8 hours.
The hero we dont deserve but we need
BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
played the lute once and got put in my place. never again
One of us! One of us!
8? Try 686 hours. Edit, 900
We defend with truth and honor but bring no discipline
"remember when you see a guy with a lute it's time to execute" you forgot to say order 66
that wouldnt rythme anymore though
You know, we bards can fight too? (!)
That would mean that you consider that lute players are as equally as formidable as Jedi. First I say to that; oh my fucking lord in front of the Denver airport how, dare you imply that. And secondly this is really a secret message to what’s his face that made this vid. May or may not find it; not sure yet. P.S. more RUM.
big funny man
exelute
Best thing that you can do in this game is play the Lute . 10/10 Would play megalovania again
Thanks more calm Sseth/less serious Mandalore, great video.
Cheektaro Breejo Literally Mandalore Version 3.0
Lord Uber the Dangerous i love you in a gay way
Harry Beaver wow he really flew off that roof
He aint black to go gay as an anwser, chill
Back foul beast. Lest we rip your organ and feed it to the dogs.
Wow that's pretty gay
im calling chechnya
The AoE Music is legandary and i am going to play it Right now 💪🏽 thx Uber
Nice video Sseth, didn't know you had two (2) backup channels
5:11 lmao the guy called you the hard n word Uber, truly an accurate representation of medieval warfare.
Jokes aside, great video as always papa.
Whoever dares shed a friendly bard's blood will taste my steel.
And my axe!
I would like to tell you that I kill bards on a daily basis.
I love this game me and my bud made Mario and Luigi as custom characters and hopped into a duel server, there was a lite player that saw us and played the Mario theme while we bashed people's heads in
Also F to all lute players bullied by their teammates and enemies
F
F
nah fuck em all.
F
The *Due to the absence of a father figure * had me dead
especially considering how easy it is to destroy shield players
Every time you kill a Lute Player a new cancer builds within your brain
Thats good, wouldn't want the old one to be alone.
Yeah but he keeps building spikes
Enoro I could not agree more brother
True story
"Someone was i front of your perfect swing? *Still a perfect swing* "
HE PLAYED AGE OF EMPIRES MUSIC 10/10
I consider bards to be off limit.
Don't hurt them ya sweaty dolt!
Lol
that Age of Empires soundtrack was on point
I forgot I was watching an UberDanger video and thought I was watching Sseth. This is a good video
This feels like a ssseth video
Thank god I'm not the only one, the voice, the way he talks, I really expected he would mention the merchant guild in the end
As it should be
I heard that they know each other IRL, so I mean...yeah. If Uber's content would rise back up to the production value that SSeth brings, who the fuck cares if he copies the style?
@@tygonmaster yeah they used to do league videos back in the day, they also were in a video irl, i think its on ubers channel
0:27 “oh no I can’t play a woman or person of color that was rarely if ever seen on the battlefield in a medieval setting, I’ll give this game a dislike!”
Pretty sure that was a joke tho, anon had like 40 hours on record.
Due to the Lute man act of 2019, by the orders of Karl Franz the Mordhau lawman, you are now under arrest for not respecting the lute men.
"slovenian devs dont ban you for shittalking" :'D
True
this video genuinely sold me on this game, thanks Uber
Thanks for the review Mr. Sseth.
That's what you get for people trying to sound more manly by speaking the lowest they can.
They all sound the same.
@@Hanfgurkenhasser I mean, it is just the way Uber talks if you ever talk to him IRL. Cannot say one way or the other though for Sseth. Some of his earlier videos he sounds different, but he has also changed mic, soooo...who the fuck knows. Oh, and there is a rumor that they know each other IRL and live near each other, so yeah. Same accent.
@@tygonmaster yeah they were in a video together, both live/lived in denmark
A naked warrior with 3 frying pans and a guy playing the undertale of the lute was the best part of this video
Recently all your review videos are all insta buys :D Good vids ;)
I got over it after buying Spore. Time will prove the worthy.
Thanks uwudanger I'm really enjoying your review stuff. It's refreshing and it feels a lot more "you" is the best way I could describe it.
literally best mordhou video I've seen,
Uber out of Danger Shekels,
9/11 Lutes.
You obviously haven't heard of the bard's guild.
I love how he basically says that the game is shit, and thats why its fun
Also, nice timing with DJBlackJack, 10 minutes of luteplay followed by 10 minutes of lute execution :p
Age of Empires 2 Music in the background
"If you see a guy with a lute, its time to execute." -Uber 2019
Masterpiece :D
trash
@4:06 that music was so nostalgic, i used to play age of empires so much...
Holy fuck thats actually a helpfull guide/review gj uber hope it doesnt get demonitazed
horse damage is based on movement speed, which is a really cool mechanic imo
Loved the AoE 2 background music, great vid uber!
Hey ive been a Long Time silent Viewer (watching since the earliest League Videos years ago) Just wanted to say ive been Loving Your newest vids especially the Last 2 great content keep it up
Damn, I love this game.
I play as a dagger-wielding, perkloaded, ADHD dagger thief, with traps and smoke bombs usually. I dodge, bob and weave, and outrun and outstab the full armor pussies all the time with the fastest weapon speed in the game. I jump from roof tops; Assassins Creed style and stab those shield pussies in the head from above.
Oh no, I ran out of stamina and you hit my dagger out of my hand? No problem, I have 3.
Also I play the lute, but none of that midi shit. I actually play the lute myself with fitting battle music while dropping medkits to everyone. Any dumb fuck that dares fight me gets pelted with rocks and absolutely destroyed by my lute when I switch grips and bash their head in; then I go right back to "inspiring" my teammates.
Damn, I love this game.
Wow Sseth has been uploading far more than usual lately
:)
The throwing axes colliding is amazing.
i love how you brought back the AoE II-music thing by giving 2 AoE's xD
“Battlefield horse syndrome”.
Lmao I still play BF1 and that’s 100% correct
Bard disturb the peace they shall be slaughtered...
Bard: Plays E1M1
...Dammit
another good video SSeth, good job
Great video Sseth
"I just started the game and noticed I can't play as a female or person of color"
i didn't know if i should buy this game, but thanks to this opinion i am convienced now
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I'll take 3
I hate when my vidia games have minoritys which by that I mean anyone who isint white and male
the clear sseth influence pleases me
2:37 thank you for respecting me :) Much love - Sir Strums-A-Lot
I swear, I gain some vital life advice every single time I watch an Uberdanger video.
I see someone's been watching alot of Sseth by the style, well played Uber, I approve
THEYRE FRIENDS
@@martynas8448 oh nice, didn't know that 😅
All makes sense now
Uber is very unmistakably a Sseth clone
...and i love it. We need more of those.
3:36 jesus, the amount of effort they put in the games' detail must be insane. I'm buying this right now..!
These lute's are going to get it.
The community for this game is probably the best I've seen in any game thus far. On one end they're a bunch of idiotic shitposters, yet on the other they have this code of honour that you mentioned. If you break the code then, as the higher class puts it... "Your ass is grass". 11/10 would kill a lutist again.
Why did u have to remind me of the knight character from ac revelations multiplayer, I miss it so much :(
It has to be a fun game if nearly every time you die you end up laughing.
This video makes me realise how much more I enjoy this content than the league content.
I was expecting a montage of you getting pummeled by lute in alt mode... Guess i have to do everything myself
You rate this game 2 Age of empire, 1 cigar, the 25 knights of the round table and the holy grail... Out of what?
OUT OF WHAT UBER?! I NEED ANSWERS!
3
The answer is "out of what"
I recognised the Age of Empires II soundtrack so fast
when is it?
@@plotius 4:14 you can start to really hear it
@@piratewholewho7503 thanks
all the old games had incredible soundtracks. especially the medieval strategies.
0:28 It took 38.5 hours to figure that out?
Always tanken aback a lil when I see an ad before a video on this channel
Some quality content right there man .... love it !!
are you mimicking SsethTzeentach?
If yes then go for it man. We need more of people like you.
Yea sounded very Sseth like, but i love that guys vids
If you only could buy one, Rust or Mordhau? I can't decide between both and I'm getting one of them during the Steam summer sale.
a lot of people like to say that their favourite youtuber is "true chaotic neutral"
uber danger is a villain
Upvoted for using the best soundtrack from chivalry!
This video was my final decider, I'll see you in the crusade brothers.
Mordhau is the type of game where you dont feel bad for running up on your 2 teammates raging in all chat at each other over the best lute spots and just teamkill the fuck out of them
Loved the video, amazing content. However, gonna have to give a dislike for the Lute genocide when it’s the most chad item in the game.
The age of empires ost kicked in and i cried love It
Yo the Age of Empires 2 music made this even better
Finally, my waiting for a *League video* is over!
hey
stfu
"Describe your life in 2 words"
Me: 0:07
Is for honor still a thing, because this looks like the new thing thx Uber
the first time I knew when I had a true gem in my hand was when a player on a horse was charging towards me and threw my javelin in his general direction, it hit and he got fucking launched from his horse.
Amazing video; sad to see that you dont get the views you deserve
Honestly to balance out shields just make it so they have durability, spear weapons giving more damage, hammers too, swords and sweihander medium-low damage to it and arrow or short weapons just low damage. This way even if you turtled there would be a time where you'd die.
Also add the ability to punch people while on shield.
You should include Mordhau in more of your videos with some sweet dubstep fire bomb :D !
4:24 / 9:06 that song in the background is from "Age of empires 3"
Its in aoe 2 also
How can you be so controversial yet so brave...
How people use the maul:
- swing
- stab
- *YEET*
I can see myself playing Lute only if my PC could run it.
Uber's new uploads are always the best part of my day. Makes me laugh like a fucking retard no matter what it is
I really hope they add more fantasy kinds of armour from different kinds of cultures and more fantasy maps
your mojo is back, this was hilarious! :D
realised I hadn't seen an Uber video in a while, so I go check the channel and see 3 videos youtube hadn't even suggested me....
Being le lute boi has got to take the patience of a god if they have to deal with being murdered over and over. Props to them
I just love this channel
Parry this filthy casual is the perfect line for this game.
i think u should do more MORDHAU content honestly
Ah yes... good ol' team killing I used to do it all the time in Chivalry lol infact it like you mentioned makes game better. :3
Lute special ability: Taunt. Infuriates nearby enemies, causing them to target you.
Thank you Uber, you bring me to MORDHAU
Another great video sseth
Honestly din bedste video længe
Uber is one of those people who would kill a hoovy for his contract without thinking.
7:15 looks like Tara Babcock. lmao
Volterian it is. Very old photo though.