MORDHAU ✠ Review | Medieval Warfare | All Lüte Players Must Die 🎶

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • A deplorable review of a modern day videogame masterpiece called Mordhau
    All music used and other useless information: (open description)
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    Intro/outro song: "Battle For Camelot" • Epic Celtic Battle Mus...
    Background track #1: "Chivalry Medieval Warfare Soundtrack - 07 - Duty and Honor" • Video
    Background track #2: "Age of Empires II Soundtrack - Track #10 - Tazer" • Age of Empires II Soun...
    Background track #3: "Guardians - (Royalty Free Epic Music)" • Video

Комментарии • 505

  • @victor1945
    @victor1945 5 лет назад +538

    I always just use a cleaver as a bard to lure sweaty score seekers and swing at them with superhuman speed.

    • @Y4ngCP
      @Y4ngCP 5 лет назад +37

      Nice one .... "it's a trap"

    • @asyouwish6633
      @asyouwish6633 5 лет назад +13

      i personally prefer the dagger and just stab a shit tone because it takes about 2-4 hits for them to react to it. It is great on builders, lute players, and archers imo.

    • @galacticpotata8192
      @galacticpotata8192 5 лет назад +13

      You guys are missing the best part of a bard luring people into your bear traps as a lute player

    • @borderguardhausser418
      @borderguardhausser418 4 года назад +1

      *Laughs in Bow*

  • @watsonga050300
    @watsonga050300 5 лет назад +648

    I don't think I've ever done anything but walk around playing the pokemon theme on the lute.
    That's it.
    For about 8 hours.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 лет назад +641

    We defend with truth and honor but bring no discipline

  • @bigbro6175
    @bigbro6175 5 лет назад +1235

    "remember when you see a guy with a lute it's time to execute" you forgot to say order 66

    • @Aone339
      @Aone339 5 лет назад +8

      that wouldnt rythme anymore though

    • @pequod3782
      @pequod3782 5 лет назад +2

      You know, we bards can fight too? (!)

    • @dylannoonan9751
      @dylannoonan9751 5 лет назад

      That would mean that you consider that lute players are as equally as formidable as Jedi. First I say to that; oh my fucking lord in front of the Denver airport how, dare you imply that. And secondly this is really a secret message to what’s his face that made this vid. May or may not find it; not sure yet. P.S. more RUM.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 4 года назад

      big funny man

    • @SepulchureValen
      @SepulchureValen 4 года назад

      exelute

  • @silenttiger1867
    @silenttiger1867 5 лет назад +202

    Best thing that you can do in this game is play the Lute . 10/10 Would play megalovania again

  • @cheektarobreejo5156
    @cheektarobreejo5156 5 лет назад +36

    Thanks more calm Sseth/less serious Mandalore, great video.

    • @kektuss
      @kektuss 5 лет назад

      Cheektaro Breejo Literally Mandalore Version 3.0

  • @maurerbalint9617
    @maurerbalint9617 5 лет назад +397

    Lord Uber the Dangerous i love you in a gay way

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 5 лет назад +2

      Harry Beaver wow he really flew off that roof

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 5 лет назад +2

      He aint black to go gay as an anwser, chill

    • @senjugold6977
      @senjugold6977 5 лет назад

      Back foul beast. Lest we rip your organ and feed it to the dogs.

    • @wildwabagoose
      @wildwabagoose 5 лет назад +1

      Wow that's pretty gay

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 5 лет назад

      im calling chechnya

  • @AndyakaKakashi
    @AndyakaKakashi 5 лет назад +42

    The AoE Music is legandary and i am going to play it Right now 💪🏽 thx Uber

  • @Treyway31201
    @Treyway31201 5 лет назад +26

    Nice video Sseth, didn't know you had two (2) backup channels

  • @stygianwolf362
    @stygianwolf362 5 лет назад +8

    5:11 lmao the guy called you the hard n word Uber, truly an accurate representation of medieval warfare.
    Jokes aside, great video as always papa.

  • @readyforlol
    @readyforlol 5 лет назад +47

    Whoever dares shed a friendly bard's blood will taste my steel.

  • @Lemon.Lime.69z
    @Lemon.Lime.69z 5 лет назад +25

    I love this game me and my bud made Mario and Luigi as custom characters and hopped into a duel server, there was a lite player that saw us and played the Mario theme while we bashed people's heads in

  • @pwl2992
    @pwl2992 5 лет назад +217

    Also F to all lute players bullied by their teammates and enemies

  • @dimitrismavraganis1627
    @dimitrismavraganis1627 5 лет назад +59

    The *Due to the absence of a father figure * had me dead

    • @Memnon-ro4cl
      @Memnon-ro4cl 5 лет назад +3

      especially considering how easy it is to destroy shield players

  • @IEnoro
    @IEnoro 5 лет назад +150

    Every time you kill a Lute Player a new cancer builds within your brain

    • @Linkpojken
      @Linkpojken 5 лет назад +21

      Thats good, wouldn't want the old one to be alone.

    • @Chabot1801
      @Chabot1801 5 лет назад

      Yeah but he keeps building spikes

    • @monke2282
      @monke2282 5 лет назад +2

      Enoro I could not agree more brother

    • @deanvukosav3129
      @deanvukosav3129 5 лет назад

      True story

  • @Zero-oq6ut
    @Zero-oq6ut 5 лет назад +10

    "Someone was i front of your perfect swing? *Still a perfect swing* "

  • @nagybalu2000
    @nagybalu2000 5 лет назад +31

    HE PLAYED AGE OF EMPIRES MUSIC 10/10

  • @saki453
    @saki453 5 лет назад +82

    I consider bards to be off limit.
    Don't hurt them ya sweaty dolt!

  • @Mazzarin7
    @Mazzarin7 5 лет назад +28

    that Age of Empires soundtrack was on point

  • @firetoy465
    @firetoy465 5 лет назад +6

    I forgot I was watching an UberDanger video and thought I was watching Sseth. This is a good video

  • @adriankarlberg7333
    @adriankarlberg7333 5 лет назад +78

    This feels like a ssseth video

    • @snezak5399
      @snezak5399 5 лет назад +15

      Thank god I'm not the only one, the voice, the way he talks, I really expected he would mention the merchant guild in the end

    • @collectiveconsciousness6994
      @collectiveconsciousness6994 5 лет назад +5

      As it should be

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 5 лет назад +5

      I heard that they know each other IRL, so I mean...yeah. If Uber's content would rise back up to the production value that SSeth brings, who the fuck cares if he copies the style?

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 4 года назад +2

      @@tygonmaster yeah they used to do league videos back in the day, they also were in a video irl, i think its on ubers channel

  • @frostythesnowman9101
    @frostythesnowman9101 5 лет назад +105

    0:27 “oh no I can’t play a woman or person of color that was rarely if ever seen on the battlefield in a medieval setting, I’ll give this game a dislike!”

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 4 года назад +32

      Pretty sure that was a joke tho, anon had like 40 hours on record.

  • @matejcevnik7362
    @matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад +13

    Due to the Lute man act of 2019, by the orders of Karl Franz the Mordhau lawman, you are now under arrest for not respecting the lute men.

  • @TipMona
    @TipMona 5 лет назад +10

    "slovenian devs dont ban you for shittalking" :'D

  • @Sad_Elf
    @Sad_Elf 4 года назад +2

    this video genuinely sold me on this game, thanks Uber

  • @madebyaisu
    @madebyaisu 5 лет назад +7

    Thanks for the review Mr. Sseth.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 5 лет назад

      That's what you get for people trying to sound more manly by speaking the lowest they can.
      They all sound the same.

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 5 лет назад

      @@Hanfgurkenhasser I mean, it is just the way Uber talks if you ever talk to him IRL. Cannot say one way or the other though for Sseth. Some of his earlier videos he sounds different, but he has also changed mic, soooo...who the fuck knows. Oh, and there is a rumor that they know each other IRL and live near each other, so yeah. Same accent.

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 4 года назад +1

      @@tygonmaster yeah they were in a video together, both live/lived in denmark

  • @pwl2992
    @pwl2992 5 лет назад +17

    A naked warrior with 3 frying pans and a guy playing the undertale of the lute was the best part of this video

  • @DemonLilyYT
    @DemonLilyYT 5 лет назад +7

    Recently all your review videos are all insta buys :D Good vids ;)

    • @patzerrundengm
      @patzerrundengm 5 лет назад

      I got over it after buying Spore. Time will prove the worthy.

  • @huntersuper98
    @huntersuper98 5 лет назад

    Thanks uwudanger I'm really enjoying your review stuff. It's refreshing and it feels a lot more "you" is the best way I could describe it.

  • @TheOppaiLord
    @TheOppaiLord 5 лет назад +22

    literally best mordhou video I've seen,
    Uber out of Danger Shekels,
    9/11 Lutes.

  • @danielfeldkamp2000
    @danielfeldkamp2000 5 лет назад +14

    You obviously haven't heard of the bard's guild.

  • @yeetboi767
    @yeetboi767 5 лет назад +8

    I love how he basically says that the game is shit, and thats why its fun

  • @luckynumberslevin5936
    @luckynumberslevin5936 5 лет назад +2

    Also, nice timing with DJBlackJack, 10 minutes of luteplay followed by 10 minutes of lute execution :p

  • @Fangoros
    @Fangoros 5 лет назад +7

    Age of Empires 2 Music in the background

  • @VL0RD
    @VL0RD 5 лет назад +16

    "If you see a guy with a lute, its time to execute." -Uber 2019
    Masterpiece :D

  • @ghosthookcc2050
    @ghosthookcc2050 5 лет назад

    @4:06 that music was so nostalgic, i used to play age of empires so much...

  • @coomcrow3268
    @coomcrow3268 5 лет назад

    Holy fuck thats actually a helpfull guide/review gj uber hope it doesnt get demonitazed

  • @radar._.
    @radar._. 5 лет назад +3

    horse damage is based on movement speed, which is a really cool mechanic imo

  • @aasdfghk45
    @aasdfghk45 5 лет назад

    Loved the AoE 2 background music, great vid uber!

  • @jbrandt6839
    @jbrandt6839 5 лет назад

    Hey ive been a Long Time silent Viewer (watching since the earliest League Videos years ago) Just wanted to say ive been Loving Your newest vids especially the Last 2 great content keep it up

  • @AwkwardFishGuy
    @AwkwardFishGuy 3 года назад +10

    Damn, I love this game.
    I play as a dagger-wielding, perkloaded, ADHD dagger thief, with traps and smoke bombs usually. I dodge, bob and weave, and outrun and outstab the full armor pussies all the time with the fastest weapon speed in the game. I jump from roof tops; Assassins Creed style and stab those shield pussies in the head from above.
    Oh no, I ran out of stamina and you hit my dagger out of my hand? No problem, I have 3.
    Also I play the lute, but none of that midi shit. I actually play the lute myself with fitting battle music while dropping medkits to everyone. Any dumb fuck that dares fight me gets pelted with rocks and absolutely destroyed by my lute when I switch grips and bash their head in; then I go right back to "inspiring" my teammates.
    Damn, I love this game.

  • @MegariskyYT
    @MegariskyYT 5 лет назад +1

    Wow Sseth has been uploading far more than usual lately

  • @bradmills713
    @bradmills713 4 года назад +1

    The throwing axes colliding is amazing.

  • @Metaller1982
    @Metaller1982 5 лет назад +1

    i love how you brought back the AoE II-music thing by giving 2 AoE's xD

  • @Wolverines83
    @Wolverines83 5 лет назад +2

    “Battlefield horse syndrome”.
    Lmao I still play BF1 and that’s 100% correct

  • @MrTwistedLizard
    @MrTwistedLizard 5 лет назад +3

    Bard disturb the peace they shall be slaughtered...
    Bard: Plays E1M1
    ...Dammit

  • @rowkus6403
    @rowkus6403 5 лет назад +1

    another good video SSeth, good job

  • @dicemane1655
    @dicemane1655 5 лет назад +1

    Great video Sseth

  • @k680B
    @k680B 5 лет назад +12

    "I just started the game and noticed I can't play as a female or person of color"
    i didn't know if i should buy this game, but thanks to this opinion i am convienced now
    .
    .
    I'll take 3

    • @garfoofian8507
      @garfoofian8507 5 лет назад +1

      I hate when my vidia games have minoritys which by that I mean anyone who isint white and male

  • @bruschettimaretti
    @bruschettimaretti 5 лет назад +2

    the clear sseth influence pleases me

  • @synthdesigns2740
    @synthdesigns2740 4 года назад

    2:37 thank you for respecting me :) Much love - Sir Strums-A-Lot

  • @spimbler
    @spimbler 5 лет назад +1

    I swear, I gain some vital life advice every single time I watch an Uberdanger video.

  • @SupComKoni
    @SupComKoni 5 лет назад +6

    I see someone's been watching alot of Sseth by the style, well played Uber, I approve

    • @martynas8448
      @martynas8448 5 лет назад +1

      THEYRE FRIENDS

    • @SupComKoni
      @SupComKoni 5 лет назад

      @@martynas8448 oh nice, didn't know that 😅
      All makes sense now

  • @Dough_Dough4
    @Dough_Dough4 5 лет назад

    Uber is very unmistakably a Sseth clone
    ...and i love it. We need more of those.

  • @reinierbloemen
    @reinierbloemen 5 лет назад

    3:36 jesus, the amount of effort they put in the games' detail must be insane. I'm buying this right now..!
    These lute's are going to get it.

  • @Remixception
    @Remixception 5 лет назад +2

    The community for this game is probably the best I've seen in any game thus far. On one end they're a bunch of idiotic shitposters, yet on the other they have this code of honour that you mentioned. If you break the code then, as the higher class puts it... "Your ass is grass". 11/10 would kill a lutist again.

  • @staniekovski3662
    @staniekovski3662 5 лет назад +5

    Why did u have to remind me of the knight character from ac revelations multiplayer, I miss it so much :(

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 3 года назад +2

    It has to be a fun game if nearly every time you die you end up laughing.

  • @omniboo1762
    @omniboo1762 5 лет назад +12

    This video makes me realise how much more I enjoy this content than the league content.

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 5 лет назад +1

    I was expecting a montage of you getting pummeled by lute in alt mode... Guess i have to do everything myself

  • @17Domy97
    @17Domy97 5 лет назад +6

    You rate this game 2 Age of empire, 1 cigar, the 25 knights of the round table and the holy grail... Out of what?
    OUT OF WHAT UBER?! I NEED ANSWERS!

  • @piratewholewho7503
    @piratewholewho7503 5 лет назад +4

    I recognised the Age of Empires II soundtrack so fast

    • @plotius
      @plotius 5 лет назад

      when is it?

    • @piratewholewho7503
      @piratewholewho7503 5 лет назад +1

      @@plotius 4:14 you can start to really hear it

    • @plotius
      @plotius 5 лет назад

      @@piratewholewho7503 thanks

    • @martinivanov1319
      @martinivanov1319 5 лет назад +2

      all the old games had incredible soundtracks. especially the medieval strategies.

  • @StarMarshal
    @StarMarshal 5 лет назад +2

    0:28 It took 38.5 hours to figure that out?

  • @kristoffertoivonen6728
    @kristoffertoivonen6728 5 лет назад

    Always tanken aback a lil when I see an ad before a video on this channel

  • @zmayer6207
    @zmayer6207 5 лет назад

    Some quality content right there man .... love it !!

  • @snazwonk2066
    @snazwonk2066 5 лет назад +2

    are you mimicking SsethTzeentach?
    If yes then go for it man. We need more of people like you.

    • @LWoodzy
      @LWoodzy 5 лет назад +1

      Yea sounded very Sseth like, but i love that guys vids

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 5 лет назад

    If you only could buy one, Rust or Mordhau? I can't decide between both and I'm getting one of them during the Steam summer sale.

  • @shotgun3628
    @shotgun3628 2 года назад

    a lot of people like to say that their favourite youtuber is "true chaotic neutral"
    uber danger is a villain

  • @VulpesLP
    @VulpesLP 5 лет назад

    Upvoted for using the best soundtrack from chivalry!

  • @orionfisher5430
    @orionfisher5430 5 лет назад

    This video was my final decider, I'll see you in the crusade brothers.

  • @dabinbuh
    @dabinbuh 5 лет назад

    Mordhau is the type of game where you dont feel bad for running up on your 2 teammates raging in all chat at each other over the best lute spots and just teamkill the fuck out of them

  • @kyarthnohktiss
    @kyarthnohktiss 5 лет назад +7

    Loved the video, amazing content. However, gonna have to give a dislike for the Lute genocide when it’s the most chad item in the game.

  • @Buddyzera
    @Buddyzera 4 года назад

    The age of empires ost kicked in and i cried love It

  • @hyehye8877
    @hyehye8877 5 лет назад

    Yo the Age of Empires 2 music made this even better

  • @Yem17
    @Yem17 5 лет назад

    Finally, my waiting for a *League video* is over!

  • @snaik5947
    @snaik5947 5 лет назад +2

    "Describe your life in 2 words"
    Me: 0:07

  • @0_Body
    @0_Body 5 лет назад

    Is for honor still a thing, because this looks like the new thing thx Uber

  • @dutchdoggo
    @dutchdoggo 4 года назад

    the first time I knew when I had a true gem in my hand was when a player on a horse was charging towards me and threw my javelin in his general direction, it hit and he got fucking launched from his horse.

  • @trazziikz2404
    @trazziikz2404 5 лет назад

    Amazing video; sad to see that you dont get the views you deserve

  • @f.cap.2473
    @f.cap.2473 5 лет назад

    Honestly to balance out shields just make it so they have durability, spear weapons giving more damage, hammers too, swords and sweihander medium-low damage to it and arrow or short weapons just low damage. This way even if you turtled there would be a time where you'd die.
    Also add the ability to punch people while on shield.

  • @TheCharowfoulcool
    @TheCharowfoulcool 5 лет назад

    You should include Mordhau in more of your videos with some sweet dubstep fire bomb :D !

  • @poplf1675
    @poplf1675 5 лет назад +2

    4:24 / 9:06 that song in the background is from "Age of empires 3"

  • @themobylogy5670
    @themobylogy5670 5 лет назад +2

    How can you be so controversial yet so brave...

  • @literaltrash8652
    @literaltrash8652 5 лет назад +5

    How people use the maul:
    - swing
    - stab
    - *YEET*

  • @Csabelito
    @Csabelito 5 лет назад +2

    I can see myself playing Lute only if my PC could run it.

  • @BornOfRagnarok
    @BornOfRagnarok 5 лет назад

    Uber's new uploads are always the best part of my day. Makes me laugh like a fucking retard no matter what it is

  • @cascade4661
    @cascade4661 3 года назад

    I really hope they add more fantasy kinds of armour from different kinds of cultures and more fantasy maps

  • @MonsieurToffeln
    @MonsieurToffeln 5 лет назад

    your mojo is back, this was hilarious! :D

  • @stormmmmmmmmmm
    @stormmmmmmmmmm 5 лет назад

    realised I hadn't seen an Uber video in a while, so I go check the channel and see 3 videos youtube hadn't even suggested me....

  • @BurningKnight
    @BurningKnight 3 года назад

    Being le lute boi has got to take the patience of a god if they have to deal with being murdered over and over. Props to them

  • @radoslavhylak3471
    @radoslavhylak3471 5 лет назад

    I just love this channel

  • @georgeissleepy283
    @georgeissleepy283 4 года назад

    Parry this filthy casual is the perfect line for this game.

  • @natzuko9275
    @natzuko9275 3 года назад

    i think u should do more MORDHAU content honestly

  • @EternalGaming786
    @EternalGaming786 4 года назад

    Ah yes... good ol' team killing I used to do it all the time in Chivalry lol infact it like you mentioned makes game better. :3

  • @JimmyJonJillakers
    @JimmyJonJillakers 5 лет назад

    Lute special ability: Taunt. Infuriates nearby enemies, causing them to target you.

  • @zustaz
    @zustaz 2 года назад

    Thank you Uber, you bring me to MORDHAU

  • @juansandoval9235
    @juansandoval9235 5 лет назад

    Another great video sseth

  • @widowsuckz2426
    @widowsuckz2426 5 лет назад

    Honestly din bedste video længe

  • @vojintres7181
    @vojintres7181 5 лет назад

    Uber is one of those people who would kill a hoovy for his contract without thinking.

  • @volterian3704
    @volterian3704 5 лет назад +3

    7:15 looks like Tara Babcock. lmao

    • @NLRAspect
      @NLRAspect 5 лет назад

      Volterian it is. Very old photo though.