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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @just_a_random_fox
    @just_a_random_fox Месяц назад +1075

    “Make this cup *serve* you.”
    Ma’am, that is an inanimate object. It cannot and will not serve you

    • @triciad4100
      @triciad4100 Месяц назад +43

      Chip from Beauty and the Beast has entered the chat

    • @alexiswagner5388
      @alexiswagner5388 Месяц назад

      ​@@triciad4100 chip is the only exception

    • @CuteAnimalVideos2580
      @CuteAnimalVideos2580 Месяц назад +2

      Anyone know this woman's ig? I wanna tell her to learn English before she starts making English language content

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover Месяц назад

      Fax📠🤣

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos 25 дней назад +2

      @@CuteAnimalVideos2580 Tbf how many languages do you speak? I don't like her content at all, but she is speaking English just fine. She just has a strong accent which affects her pronunciation. So if you wanna criticize her, do it! But don't attack her language skills because that is childish and a low blow.

  • @pauleeen7309
    @pauleeen7309 Месяц назад +1249

    I can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to care about every single movement…

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 Месяц назад +52

      It is, actually! I did flamenco as a child, and you gotta have a lot of control over your movements for it to look elegant and strong. And you might be thinking that's not the same, and you'd be right. Except! I have pretty bad social anxiety (and a pretty... Unconventional grandma obsessed with me being more lady-like, which is funny bc I literally lived in a forest) and for a while I really thought other kids would judge me by how sloppy my movements were, if I laughed, or crouched the wrong way, if I did the wrong hand gesture, if I didn't seem relaxed and cool enough while making mundane tasks, etc. So I'd just try to emulate the same "elegance" I had to portray in flamenco while doing everyday stuff. With time it just kinda became second nature, funny part it's I also was a tomboy with an obsession for wild and "savage" characters in media. So I just ended up being a weird combination of like a wild kid trying to deny their nature, lmao.
      The thing is, it stuck and nowadays I'm still often told that I move like I was "dancing" sometimes, and don't get me wrong, I take it as a compliment. But it sometimes reminds me that I use to force myself into it for social acceptance and I find it kinda sad. Nowadays I'm still obsessed with some movements and the softness of them or my facial features (since I feel like my expressions are so rough, unladylike and generally ugly) and I can't sleep freely while staying at friend's houses bc I'm deathly scared of moving wrong in my sleep or putting up an ugly face and I find myself being extremely conscious of some movements I make because I know they don't "flatter me."
      It's still a bit tiring but I kinda remember young me thought of it as a game and a way to improve my social status, lmao
      Edit: not me info dumping a random stranger, I'm so sorry lol

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Месяц назад +43

      It also screams insecure and doesn't the give image these guys are hoping for.

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 Месяц назад +8

      @@fawnieee can confirm

    • @bonbons71
      @bonbons71 Месяц назад +26

      this also applies to autistic folks with social anxiety and yes, it is absolutely exhausting.

    • @tamiausten873
      @tamiausten873 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@bonbons71 imagine that some people actually have issues that make interactions hard for them, given to them at birth. Then there's these guys who just take it for themselves 😮😮😮 OMG

  • @twinkletoes136
    @twinkletoes136 Месяц назад +484

    4:35 Don't turn your head like a meerkat because it's a prey type movement? SIR. Although they are considered a prey animal in some cases, Meerkats literally eat scorpions for breakfast and fight venomous snakes. Given that you have such limited head movement, I doubt you'd be able to notice a scorpion or a snake before they stung/bit you. Sooo, I mean, who is really the 'prey' in this situation? The one who dies or the one who survives? 🤷‍♀️

    • @nola281
      @nola281 Месяц назад

      Consider it natural selection at its best, they eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Win, win.

    • @turkeykorvid
      @turkeykorvid Месяц назад +50

      Was about to say this. They also form large groups that will violently fight other groups. Meerkats are no joke

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Месяц назад +13

      ​@@turkeykorvid even Timba had an actual meerkat's personality in the lion king

    • @timewarpblackhole
      @timewarpblackhole Месяц назад +16

      meerkats are actually badass animals i would not fuck with them 😂

    • @xx0chrissy
      @xx0chrissy Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Chuck_EL Timone + Pumba = Timba!

  • @ElementalWhispers
    @ElementalWhispers Месяц назад +601

    Dude looks like a physiotherapist giving safe movement guidance for someone who had spine surgery and has to be careful not to cause damage while healing

    • @Spkydby-tb1kq
      @Spkydby-tb1kq Месяц назад +41

      This is crazy specific 😂

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je Месяц назад +17

      Reminds me a bit of the Riker manoeuvre from Star Trek. Jonathan Frakes, the actor for Riker, sits in chairs in this very specific way which people have jokingly attributed to Riker’s … ah, hypersexual nature. It’s really just something Frakes came up with because he had a bad back 😂

    • @ElementalWhispers
      @ElementalWhispers Месяц назад +6

      @SR-zp4je Omg it's exactly that!

    • @victory6924
      @victory6924 Месяц назад +5

      Best comment. Hands down.

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa Месяц назад +1

      LITERALLY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Inahstudies
    @Inahstudies Месяц назад +2016

    Actually, fun fact: there's no "alpha" or beta in a pack of wolves. Its just the father and mother in the front followed by the kids at the back. When the kids become older they find their own packs.

    • @Pung_Fungler
      @Pung_Fungler Месяц назад +44

      Wait then who’s the alpha in the pack that they go find. Whos IN the pack that they go find?

    • @Mafuyuassahina
      @Mafuyuassahina Месяц назад +14

      I like fact that fun

    • @Mafuyuassahina
      @Mafuyuassahina Месяц назад +10

      @@Pung_Funglerwhat

    • @Pung_Fungler
      @Pung_Fungler Месяц назад +40

      @@Mafuyuassahina if there is no alpha and the leader is the parents until the kids leave to ‘find their own pack,’ who’s the parents in the new pack?
      Do they have kid wolf meet-ups like “looking for pack” ?

    • @heidi3963
      @heidi3963 Месяц назад +120

      ​@CharnHorpee young adult wolves will strike out on their own and look for mates. Sometimes the new pack starts out with just the new mates pair and their cubs. Other times a young adult wolf will be accepted into a different pack that already has a few members.

  • @kawaiiRin2
    @kawaiiRin2 Месяц назад +787

    12:30 no licking the spoon?? allow some joy into your life, i beg

    • @thechaosofcaffeine
      @thechaosofcaffeine Месяц назад +29

      the way you worded this is adorable XD i hope you have a ton of joy in your life!!

    • @longlivelatinas2472
      @longlivelatinas2472 Месяц назад +2

      Right? Has bro not seen Bridgerton?

    • @domeplsffs
      @domeplsffs Месяц назад

      Also - licking the spoon should be helpful in finding a rich husband, no?

  • @J2982able
    @J2982able Месяц назад +447

    These 'beta' version of actions they show are like those old infomercials where they make the most mundane thing look impossible. I have never seen anyone, man or woman, try to pull a chair out like that, nor lean over a bottle to open it...

  • @iparizotto
    @iparizotto Месяц назад +551

    The patriarchy robs you even of the act of opening a bottle

  • @Mr-overseer-762
    @Mr-overseer-762 Месяц назад +290

    As an alpha i watched the entire video doing a handstand whilst making a podcast

    • @13DeadEyeRonin38
      @13DeadEyeRonin38 Месяц назад +31

      Oh yeah? I'm a sigma, and I watched it during my therapy session. APPARENTLY I have social anxiety

    • @Mr-overseer-762
      @Mr-overseer-762 Месяц назад +29

      @@13DeadEyeRonin38 OH YEAH WELL I READ YOUR COMMENT WHILE DOMINATING MY COFFEE CUP

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom Месяц назад +8

      I dunno, I think you should get your T level checked anyway

    • @ranpo-irl
      @ranpo-irl Месяц назад +17

      but did you make the video serve you

    • @Mr-overseer-762
      @Mr-overseer-762 Месяц назад +7

      @@ranpo-irl y-yes

  • @illhaveawtrplz
    @illhaveawtrplz Месяц назад +112

    The way he talks about how essential confidence is, but then desperately asks the audience “how does it look???” at the end of each video is the greatest self-own.

    • @rangerchief8004
      @rangerchief8004 Месяц назад +4

      No alpha wears skinny jeans

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm Месяц назад

      @@rangerchief8004 you’re right, because alphas don’t exist

  • @SpandexTree
    @SpandexTree Месяц назад +272

    You're supposed to hold a champagne flute or wine glass by the stem so you don't warm up the drink with your hand/body heat. But at the end of the day, it's not that big of a deal.

    • @juliachatwin3907
      @juliachatwin3907 Месяц назад +43

      It used to be a much bigger deal when we didn't have good/reliable refrigeration. Nowadays, we have stemless glasses, haha.
      But yeah. People should hold their glass however they please.

    • @nikt4863
      @nikt4863 Месяц назад +38

      Also, you’re supposed to keep elbows close to your body for elegant eating, it’s one of basic rules.
      So I guess she doesn’t really now what she is doing lol

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 Месяц назад +18

      I should start drinking my iced coffee like that

  • @shellbatronic
    @shellbatronic Месяц назад +235

    People like that who say it's desirable for 'women to have a great sense of humor' don't mean the women should be funny, they mean the woman should laugh at all the men's terrible jokes.

  • @breathoffresherin9066
    @breathoffresherin9066 Месяц назад +256

    It is hilarious, watching Alpha
    content because the main quality is supposed to be confidence, and these people are so obviously full of insecurity, they are bursting at the seams.

    • @dogeshow2651
      @dogeshow2651 Месяц назад +20

      Imagine being so insecure about yourself that you come up with specific ways to open bottles or move in general to not seem „beta“ or „weak“ to other people.

    • @cocoabean6010
      @cocoabean6010 Месяц назад

      @@dogeshow2651loll

  • @kirsty735
    @kirsty735 Месяц назад +142

    There are SOME things I do agree you should do a particular way. I'm sure most women all know the 'correct' way to pick something off the ground when you're wearing a dress or skirt so you don't flash the entire world. I don't do that to assert dominance or try to make people think I'm confident, I do it so no one sees my undies.
    Things like that have a practical reason behind it, when the stuff in this video just makes things more complicated and less practical. Like if I see a man sitting in the middle of a bench with his legs apart, I think 'wow that's a rude person. Now no one else can sit there because they are taking up all the space. Kinda selfish...' I don't think, 'wow look at that confidence!!! He is truly making the bench serve him. That's a REAL man right there!!' 🤷

  • @lucyservo6574
    @lucyservo6574 Месяц назад +60

    Imagine being this self-conscious, looks exhausting

  • @Dutch_Man68
    @Dutch_Man68 Месяц назад +642

    Funny man talks about Alphas for 16 minutes

    • @oognam_bugbear
      @oognam_bugbear Месяц назад +19

      Exactly 16 too omg wow that should be an award in itself 😂

    • @tomatoneenja
      @tomatoneenja Месяц назад +8

      max verstappen fan boy

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 Месяц назад +6

      8 mins if you put it to 2x speed lol

    • @oognam_bugbear
      @oognam_bugbear Месяц назад +3

      ​@@somkeshav4143 Actually 🤓🤣

    • @Dutch_Man68
      @Dutch_Man68 Месяц назад +4

      @@tomatoneenja I don't watch any of it, but knowing he's out there earning glory for the fatherland makes me happy.

  • @Yuumiiiiiiiii
    @Yuumiiiiiiiii Месяц назад +235

    I'm Ukrainian (lol) and unfortunately I have to agree there is a separate generation of women who think they need to be hyper feminine, and expect men to be hyper-masculine as well.
    But imo millennials and younger do stay away from this much more, especially because of the western influence (in a positive way) that women can be comfortable even when they are not hyper feminine.
    The first second I heard her accent I immediately know this "type" of slavic influencers (mainly I think it's Russia, Ukraine and Belarus), thinking holidays at Dubai, riding extremely expensive cars and having rich husband is the ideal life for any woman of her tier XD (P.S. I know this borders a stereotype but I've had multiple girls at my uni thinking same way, and their mothers being very supportive, thinking any westerner is mega rich by default)
    It's still a specific type of women here but true, I forget how off putting they are to other cultures lol

    • @scorpieeeee
      @scorpieeeee Месяц назад +12

      and also how East Slavic men love to complain about these women. They are not praised like the "trad wife" Western meme, but are considered annoying

    • @Yuumiiiiiiiii
      @Yuumiiiiiiiii Месяц назад +27

      ​@@scorpieeeee well, by the trad standards they are also not fully there (I think?). They are hyper feminine but only as an image lol.
      thinking doing chores is an insult (and never discussing it), never wanting a job (at least a paying one), but wanting monthly or weekly "allowance", spending a ton of money on salons, cosmetics and clothing and thinking partnership is an exchange of goods basically, man = money/house + woman = pretty body/bed.
      It's what called "sugar baby" i think in the west, and theres a whole another discussion if sugar babies are trad or not XD

    • @iwoo255
      @iwoo255 Месяц назад +22

      As a russian, I agree so much! I am afab, and it's so frustrating how much expectations are put on women and girls since very childhood.
      The whole "get a husband and kids" or "be more feminine" mentality is so widespread and annoying, that I literally will start crawling the damn walls if I hear such comment one more time. Especially from my own family members who know that it rubs on me the wrong way.
      Stereotypes sucks.
      Although, there's nothing wrong with people who want to live that way and yadayada, their lifes - their deals, I guess. But when they start "teaching", "guiding" and "giving advices" to other people, trying to force their lifestyle and opinions on them while also calling them names or whatever, it's just.. ☠️
      Anyway, have a nice day!

    • @weirdlittlesister
      @weirdlittlesister Месяц назад +19

      @@Yuumiiiiiiiii Sugar baby or much rather "trophy wife" that you can hold like a pretty jewel and dress up in fancy/expensive stuff only to show her off like a top tier supercar or luxurious mansion

    • @Yuumiiiiiiiii
      @Yuumiiiiiiiii Месяц назад +12

      @@iwoo255 oh yeah....
      I'm soon to be 25 (cis female) and I already get so many comments how "my clock is ticking" and get offended when i ask to stop since they think it's "caring"....
      Stereotypes do suck, and I wish you the most strength in your life fighting them,
      have a nice day too!

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 Месяц назад +89

    'Don't grab and twist the protein shake' says man in way too tight shirt walking down a clearly affluent suburb while holding what appears to be an Arizona Ice Tea. ALPHA!

    • @romanov3937
      @romanov3937 Месяц назад +6

      They're trying too hard to look cool, in the end it makes them look like. well...try hards!

  • @saint3106
    @saint3106 Месяц назад +10

    Essentially "Take up more space" is 80% of his advice.

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 Месяц назад +31

    Nothing screams "alpha" quite like practicing sitting down a hundred times before going into public

  • @dariabialaia6058
    @dariabialaia6058 Месяц назад +55

    Yeeeaaaah... In Russia we even had this man, who was very famous and literally making millions for his "original" courses on how to act on public and make things SERVE YOU.
    Well... Now we know him as a PDF-file...

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Месяц назад +8

      Because that's who these alpha male coaches' main audience is and most of them know this

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 Месяц назад +1

      Oh god

    • @UselesStranger
      @UselesStranger Месяц назад

      Hi, fellow Russian, who are you talking about? Поднебесный или ещё кто-то из них?

    • @dariabialaia6058
      @dariabialaia6058 Месяц назад +1

      @@UselesStranger неее, мамкин эксперт Валентин Шишкин

    • @UselesStranger
      @UselesStranger Месяц назад

      @@dariabialaia6058 ого, не знаю такого, спасибо!

  • @blue-dabad33
    @blue-dabad33 Месяц назад +33

    Spinal damage core, so alpha!

  • @lutchien
    @lutchien Месяц назад +98

    Not so alpha to be accepting sweets from your girlfriend when you could just..refuse???

  • @Yendor1224
    @Yendor1224 Месяц назад +29

    These people are giving my social anxiety imposter syndrome.

  • @leenygal9856
    @leenygal9856 Месяц назад +28

    The Mordor edit 😂
    I've spent hundreds of hours with Slavic coworkers and friends and confirm all of these phenomenons, even posture training and not licking the spoon, are 100% true. It blows me away as an American.

    • @katjarozantseva8069
      @katjarozantseva8069 Месяц назад +7

      @@leenygal9856 I felt like the woman alfa had Slavic accent and thought oh that checks out

  • @SstarfruitT
    @SstarfruitT Месяц назад +34

    0:32 you got it right at "self proclaimed"❤❤

  • @VahurLind
    @VahurLind Месяц назад +72

    this chair tip was acctually pretty cool. As a person who always overthinks how I should sit down it can really help me (i'm 5'1 tall 19 yo small woman with social anxiety)

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 Месяц назад +10

      I'm a middle aged woman with back pain, so I just sit like Riker.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 Месяц назад +15

      Yeah social anxiety sucks. It makes you analyze every movement, it’s exhausting.

    • @UsmevavyPanacek
      @UsmevavyPanacek Месяц назад +2

      I kind of learned over the years to tell myself "stop overthinking this, no one gives crap about you". Reall did help with my anxiety.

  • @nathanielwallace4736
    @nathanielwallace4736 16 дней назад +3

    This shit is more socially anxious than not going outside, and that’s from someone who doesn’t go outside!

  • @mickslife365
    @mickslife365 Месяц назад +60

    Is it just me or do these kinds of dudes just never really look happy?

    • @CuteAnimalVideos2580
      @CuteAnimalVideos2580 Месяц назад +11

      He probably thinks smiling too wide makes him look gay

    • @xysarenottheprize
      @xysarenottheprize Месяц назад +6

      They’re miserable.

    • @romanov3937
      @romanov3937 Месяц назад

      They push themselves to the brink trying to look cool so much that it tires them emotionally, which lends to them becoming sadder, but they have to keep a facade so others don't think they're a loser, but the ones judging are other guys who subscribes to this dumb ideology.

    • @rangerchief8004
      @rangerchief8004 Месяц назад +8

      I’ve also noticed they talk about being a man but not one of them has ever served their country or worked in the Emergency Services to help their community. Real men don’t wear their sister’s shirt and skinny jeans

    • @mickslife365
      @mickslife365 Месяц назад +3

      @@CuteAnimalVideos2580 LOL, definitely and the they’re the same dudes that say you have to be confident and not care what others think 😂

  • @Idk89789
    @Idk89789 Месяц назад +41

    She go alpha on my wolf till I howl 🐺🐺🐺

  • @justcallmedevil267
    @justcallmedevil267 Месяц назад +60

    Funny enough with the hyper fixation on certain social norms, behaviour and evaluation patterns they could do some interesting research if they didn't think science was for nerds.
    Instead we get Alpha bs free content for years to come. I like clowns, so I don't mind.

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 Месяц назад +8

      That's what my husband does! He has been published in the journal of Men & Masculinity, which focuses this stuff. His PhD is in Social Psychology. He's very physically masculine and confident, which makes it fun when he starts dissecting these tropes.

  • @liamd5438
    @liamd5438 Месяц назад +19

    THE KING POSTED GUYS‼️‼️

  • @Slushea
    @Slushea Месяц назад +51

    Why do these people act like if you aren't an alpha literally every moment of existence you aren't one.

    • @restrictedmilk
      @restrictedmilk Месяц назад +5

      Why do these people act like being alpha is a desirable thing to be at all

    • @maxfortefan2947
      @maxfortefan2947 Месяц назад

      @@restrictedmilk”alpha” is being sold to short & ugly dudes so they can cope and compensate

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 Месяц назад +5

    You, sir, are a witty and distinguished gentleman.

  • @Toast_edd
    @Toast_edd Месяц назад +41

    6:46 he literally is telling men to menspread.

    • @krazyklipsdaily
      @krazyklipsdaily Месяц назад +4

      the guy is dumb but manspreading is also just a dumb concept, we got balls bro🫠

  • @teentitansrock88
    @teentitansrock88 Месяц назад +62

    I don't respect alpha men because they have to be taught how to open a bottle XD my female middle school ass thought that shit up on my own, I'm the REAL alpha XD

    • @teentitansrock88
      @teentitansrock88 Месяц назад +1

      Upon further analysis: these men are so fucking insecure XD like, the way they have to preform EVERY task in a hyperspecific way to maintain the illusion of 'strong' 'masculine' 'alert' or 'in control' just reflects how concerned these men are to be perceived in these ways XD you said it yourself, these are attention seeking behaviors XD
      Damn, they all got that 15yo girl insecurity still XD not very demure, not very alpha of you LMAOOOOO

    • @teentitansrock88
      @teentitansrock88 Месяц назад +12

      Oh wait, the gal is right about one thing, don't hold your glasses by the bowl, hold them by the stem. Your body heat will warm up your drink. But that's not really alpha behavior.....a bar tender probably told her that.

  • @JJJacksonMusic
    @JJJacksonMusic Месяц назад +1

    Pointing at your cat and admonishing it with, “virgin,” was one truly of the funniest things I’ve seen in years. Followed!

  • @AnusiaLA
    @AnusiaLA Месяц назад +7

    Your impression of the girl covering her drink 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @BLUEISBAAACK
    @BLUEISBAAACK Месяц назад +68

    1:49 When YOU take testosteone, it helps you, but when I do it, i'm mentally ill?? 💀👾

    • @obokengm788
      @obokengm788 Месяц назад +14

      Just tell through govt it's for gains 😂

    • @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg
      @DaughterofPoseidon-jm5cg Месяц назад +4

      @@obokengm788 Yeah just tell them you're getting buff lmao (but seriously society is so hypocritical my dude praying for you)

    • @UsmevavyPanacek
      @UsmevavyPanacek Месяц назад

      You are both mentally ill hon.

  • @alocebruh7943
    @alocebruh7943 Месяц назад +8

    You know it's a good day when Ray gives us a lil sunshine!

  • @4yoon
    @4yoon Месяц назад +8

    i worked at a hotel and we actually had a couple that would come in all the time to film their “financial” content by our conference rooms and the husband always wore this like steve jobs turtle neck lol. so that skit was hilarious

  • @advocacynaccountablity
    @advocacynaccountablity Месяц назад +7

    These "influencers" are going to have an early demise with all the stress they cause themselves thinking about themselves at all times. Embarrassing, and sad.

  • @NoFutureInThis
    @NoFutureInThis Месяц назад +3

    Planet Mike is the only "alpha" account I won't block when I come across one of his videos because I am so curious as to what he will hyper focus on next. He is endlessly entertaining.

  • @arcadion448
    @arcadion448 Месяц назад +4

    11:55 - For white wine or any wine that is best served chilled, holding the wine glass by the body will "warm" the wine with the heat from your hand. So you hold it by the stem. It's a good practice to have, you can hold it by the body of the glass when the wine isn't served chilled (most reds). This is actually good advice.

  • @bluesevern
    @bluesevern Месяц назад +19

    poor cat being called out like that :D.

  • @jimjimgl3
    @jimjimgl3 Месяц назад +43

    "A-steroid Mike". 🏆

  • @UrAverageReader
    @UrAverageReader Месяц назад +16

    HOW DARE RUclips HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR 31 MINUTES 😭😭😭

  • @sharondobbin9622
    @sharondobbin9622 Месяц назад +3

    8:59 covering the cup like that omg 😭😭😭

  • @sinnerdegarah1952
    @sinnerdegarah1952 27 дней назад +1

    Honestly one of these influencers responding “why do you care?” to a hate comment is the best case scenario

  • @whatarewedoing0
    @whatarewedoing0 Месяц назад +6

    being so afraid of being judged by others is the least alpha thing you can do basically

  • @AsassinoSilenzioso
    @AsassinoSilenzioso Месяц назад +3

    8:00 Demetrian Titus jumpscare. For the Throne I almost fell from the chair laughing

  • @Grey_Boy611
    @Grey_Boy611 Месяц назад +1

    I love that I always get such positive ads from your channel 😂
    Some aquarium game with mediation music in the background for those curious.

  • @Rollin_Stoney
    @Rollin_Stoney Месяц назад +6

    Art the clown cameo?! Didn't see that coming lpl

  • @di-angelolover
    @di-angelolover Месяц назад +4

    4:48 this is unfortunately me

  • @Iuliacatalin5
    @Iuliacatalin5 Месяц назад +10

    I have never seen someone pull a chair the way he showed us was wrong 😂

  • @Theblondandtheblind
    @Theblondandtheblind Месяц назад +13

    Your humor is now German approved ( im not legally allowed to make such a statement in the name of all Germans but my self ) xD

  • @jcbwt9
    @jcbwt9 17 дней назад

    this IS the light side of the internet and it always makes me happy to see your vids .

  • @craigh4691
    @craigh4691 Месяц назад +2

    The wrong way and right way to slide into a booth are the exact same thing, great tip my guy

  • @TanyaTsukrova
    @TanyaTsukrova Месяц назад +15

    As a Ukrainian I appreciate a shoutout of my country, that is very true unfortunately, appearance is everything here

  • @andiskene7346
    @andiskene7346 Месяц назад +13

    Those plants are looking good 👍
    But if that's really your lawn, don't feel bad. Lawns are a waste of water

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx Месяц назад +1

    Hey, I am far too drunk to articulate my appreciation. If I come across this sober, I shall update. You're a good man, Ray. Be proud of yourself

  • @CervineEyes
    @CervineEyes Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for wishing us a non-anxious day 🥺🙏🏽

  • @di-angelolover
    @di-angelolover Месяц назад +1

    9:19 this is so true to me ☹️

  • @lainiwakura219
    @lainiwakura219 Месяц назад +12

    14:25 pls not the mordor with "СОЮЗ" sound im dying. Аnd also live there and you right...

  • @katjarozantseva8069
    @katjarozantseva8069 Месяц назад +9

    extra points from me for “Mordor”

  • @cat_in_a_sock1948
    @cat_in_a_sock1948 22 дня назад

    i did NOT expect raylikesunshine to do a 40k, but you know what , it makes sense.

  • @jimjimgl3
    @jimjimgl3 Месяц назад +10

    I never knew, until this video was posted, that I suffer from bottle-opening-anxiety.

  • @Fizzbolt
    @Fizzbolt Месяц назад +2

    he moves like he had his neck fused together & can no longer turn his head

  • @Yazzie1
    @Yazzie1 Месяц назад +5

    Your cat is exactly like my cat panda but fluffier :->

  • @88QueenOfHearts
    @88QueenOfHearts Месяц назад +2

    😕 How to make men even more self-conscious than they already are. Love these microphone men! 😂Best comedy content on the internet for sure!

  • @gorkemaykut5230
    @gorkemaykut5230 Месяц назад +3

    8:34 we were just talking about old memories with my mom and she was reminiscing about the day when she wore a miniskirt and how she had to get into a car to not show too much
    He was one to one copying what my mother was doing, like a fucking princess ❤❤❤

  • @maykuraishi
    @maykuraishi Месяц назад +8

    Wow, worrying about how you drink a latte or any drink for that matter is so unecessary.

  • @shestolemythunder
    @shestolemythunder Месяц назад

    Exhude confidence... Couldn't be me!!
    Mood!

  • @lizsmith1018
    @lizsmith1018 Месяц назад +2

    The way he sat down on the booth is how women wearing dresses and skirts sit down so it doesn’t get bunched up or caught under their feet (if it’s long), so he’s basically advising everyone to sit like women wearing feminized fashion … guess I’m alpha

  • @ljissocuted6089
    @ljissocuted6089 Месяц назад +59

    i never was this early omg

    • @albtckl
      @albtckl Месяц назад

      NOBODY. CARES. 🙄

  • @poorunsuspectinghunk
    @poorunsuspectinghunk Месяц назад +2

    the girl on a date impression was so spot on, i looked exactly like that before the impression even went on

  • @Ar_Ator
    @Ar_Ator Месяц назад +8

    0:58 Are we sure that's protein shake? It looks like bacterial growth medium

  • @oliviaj9206
    @oliviaj9206 22 дня назад

    Protect him at all costs, sweetest person ever ❤

  • @oak7OO5
    @oak7OO5 Месяц назад +4

    These Alpha thoughts might be a recovering session for someone who's been pulled off by pants in the past.

  • @a.w.5617
    @a.w.5617 Месяц назад

    The bad poetry song you made is actually iconic lol!

  • @stammesbruder
    @stammesbruder Месяц назад +3

    One looks very relaxed, welcoming, comfortable, and natural.
    The other looks like you are under constant anxiety about accidentally ending up in an unfavourable position in the background of someone's photo. Like a performance - super fake, and even with relaxed shoulders, the motions look super stiff.

  • @lotts2941
    @lotts2941 Месяц назад +11

    do i immediately get kicked out of the alpha women club if i still run into my couch that has that place for more than a year? or could i still be one if no one sees it?

  • @Chaosqueenngami
    @Chaosqueenngami Месяц назад

    I hope to have a non anxious day too but odds aren't looking good.

  • @FatDataUnicorn
    @FatDataUnicorn Месяц назад +9

    Hahaha, in russian-speaking parts of mordornet this "kinetic behavioral" was quite popular sime month ago.
    One coach was spilling water on himself and saying "it's not my problem, but yours, since you react to it and shirts"..... Funny nonsense 😂

  • @LMD-t1f
    @LMD-t1f Месяц назад +2

    Yayy, another sunshine video

  • @nick_t7467
    @nick_t7467 Месяц назад

    That's a pretty impressive overhead press. Good job

  • @avyg8257
    @avyg8257 Месяц назад +4

    Man does it sound exhausting to care this much what other people think about you

  • @just.agirlllll
    @just.agirlllll Месяц назад

    wake up babes new ray video just dropped

  • @ItzMelzo
    @ItzMelzo Месяц назад +12

    Yes i want to be alpha.

  • @valyanebesniuk4566
    @valyanebesniuk4566 Месяц назад

    I watched all of your videos. MAKE MORE!!! pleaseee you're an awesome person with a
    great editing style

  • @jeremyrawdon4675
    @jeremyrawdon4675 Месяц назад

    Ray keep up the good work in the gym!

  • @zoroark567
    @zoroark567 Месяц назад +1

    These guys put so much time and effort into trying to figure out what will make them popular with women but theyve never tried just like, going outside and having conversations with normal people.

  • @daisieschaos
    @daisieschaos Месяц назад +4

    I pick up my wallet, or anything small size specifically, using my feet cuz I don't have the energy and mood to move "elegantly".

  • @Rarw-p6u
    @Rarw-p6u Месяц назад +5

    I am the Alpha King who always stands. 😎👹😈

  • @Silly_35
    @Silly_35 Месяц назад +14

    4:04 end of sponser for those who wanna skip

    • @albtckl
      @albtckl Месяц назад +1

      🙄🙄🙄

  • @veronicaferguson3507
    @veronicaferguson3507 Месяц назад

    Love your videos. Keep em coming! ❤😊

  • @allysontousignant591
    @allysontousignant591 Месяц назад

    Babe wake up, Ray posted!

  • @laurasouzaac
    @laurasouzaac Месяц назад

    The badass soundtrack in every alpha video i swear 😭

  • @Ms.Love523
    @Ms.Love523 Месяц назад +1

    Calling your cat a virgin is something I didn’t know I needed. Now I know 😌

  • @georgenield498
    @georgenield498 Месяц назад +3

    Are we gonna turn blind eye to Ray military pressing a small adult over his head.