A confused canoe wearing a pink shirt and a damn tutu with spike gauntlets. HUH?
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You have to admit jb comments were funny and he would be at top of the comments most of the time
I'm friends with King Diamond, Atilia, Abysmal Lord, and Glen Benton bro town. All of them said they were ducking the dog.
🦆in da🐕🦺,🦆in da🐕🦺...👮🏼♂️
Damn, that was good bruh, wish I'd thought of that one.👌🏻🤣🤣
As it turns out I'm friends with Eric Rutan and he's also in the 🦆 club.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Jdawg is trying to avoid paying the state of New Jersey the "Rutan Tax" for using the likeness of our state treasure, Lord Erik Rutan, to create content for the purpose of monetization
@@AMPHETASAUR Didn't know that, you ever consider offering your services to the Horval's? You could act as their financial advisor or better yet work in their PR department. I'm sure if you did HHR would lock up all the biggest and best bands in the world, all happily united under the mighty HHR banner. Now ponder that, would yah!? \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 what was the question?
I didn’t see it… I walked IN on it.
The titles J Dawg can come up with is fucking hilarious 😂😂
Yeah it's a real tortured creative process. Dawg meditates on new titles for 30 mins every morning sitting lotus-position wearing nothing but his wife's pink thongs.
Hearing the dawg say that he doesn't even read comments anymore makes me sad... Paidskis have ruined everything
Devils I think I'm giving in to the Sponge. 🧽
35:00; the dawg thinks that if you’re in jail, you WILL be taking it up the ass. This tells us a lot about the dawgs previous experiences with the law…
Mutts law
@@homuraakemi4559 Dawg's Law - if you're in prison, you're giving up the ass
The Acacia Strain was the band that opened for Dying Fetus not too long ago. It’s crazy they would open for them but it also makes sense.
Installed a bucket beneath the driver seat of my truck so my long roadtrips require zero stops now.
The sweet smells of a long road trip. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 \m/
@@mikeviolate666 I got it, send him a link to your "toilet boy" vid bruh. You know the one!💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👌🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 😆 🤣 I think he's seen it. And I'd assume he wasn't amused. The dawg ain't into kindergarten dumb poop jokes, like I am .
@@mikeviolate666 I meant send MofosOfMetal the toilet boy link
Beat the ever loving shit outta the customs agent for holding a pack? Now THAT'S customer service! 😂
Something I've wanted to do for YEARS!
At the Demoncy show I went to the other night, there were people dressed up in that traditional nu metal outfit that was popular in the early 2000s and also I saw a couple of furry tails. They definitely didn’t fit the bill.
Were you in LA?
@@prototheist Sacramento
Hey bra bra....you remember me??? I was the guy wearing the Exhumed - Gore Metal shirt....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jdawg definitely blocked JB I’m not buying this report nonsense brah brah! Also order questions are not guaranteed wtf 🤬 😢💔
Leave it up to the dawg to convert paidskis into unpaaaaid scaroonies 😂😂
You can’t say JB wasn’t funny he had the top comment on every video you know a few of them were funny bro 😂
Dude - Haemorrhage, Exhumed, Impaled would be killer!! Make it happen Dawg, I’m in. Seriously thank to you too, Haemorrhage has been on rotation for weeks, plus I finally picked up Grave - into the grave from HHR - also in rotation. Keep it Metal brah brah 🤘🏼🤘🏼
Full Ohio World Tour!
If they could sneak in General Surgery Mmmmmhmmmmm
Or Pharmacist
@@n3crowarlvckthat would be sweet, I did pick up the HHR vinyl they put out for the latest Pharmacist album - nice production as always
@@Chris_Longstreet it would be a killer show for sure may make the trip out if so
Michal Križo is Slovak 💪 he's a monster. Hope to see you interview him on JBs channel brah brah
I've been seeing GB granting Skype interviews on RUclips left and right lately. And those are way smaller followed channels. And many of them were asking GB all kinds of stupid canoe shit questions. Im still hoping Dawg gets a GB IN PERSON interview. 👹💀
Srs I feel bad for the dawg. Must be heartbroken.
I hope he never does until he unbans the JB that’s why GB is ducking him 100%
He will eventually meet his master again
Getting satanic warmaster over here would definitely get me to travel from Minnesota brah brah, D666 probably would too. Really curious to see who the headliner is regardless
Your vids are the best jdawg appreciate ya
I'm with you dawwwwg, but you said dunsay instead of dunce and it made me laugh
Yo Dawg definitely keep us up to date on the CC Torture repress if your able to go through with it. That heavy duty gatefold with the uncensored artwork would be sick I’d scoop that in a heartbeat
Time for some PAAAAAAAAAAAAID QUESTION. Robert Greene.
Dude. I'm scared. The Dawg totally wasn't amused with my Chase isn't real joke hahaha!
@@robertg305 That's fine, make up for it with some amazing paidskie, maybe say some conspiracy about Leave The Hall 69 that he is a lot of the people that go after you like Pagan Fears. lol
@@lopolik Leave The Hall and Pagan Fears have been surprisingly friendly with me lately, I don't want to stir the pot with them again hahaha! I've even had an in real life friend ask me how I know Leave The Hall because of his "His wife is Tyson Fury" joke on the Hellwitch interview lol!
@@robertg305 LOL, yeah it's true Leave The Hall commented on my own youtube video, and initially he said he was harassing me, but then we actual had a reasonably good conversation in the comments on my guitar video, with recommendations, so yeah Leave the hall can be friendly too.
@@lopolik Leave The Homeboy hahaha! He's irritated the ever living hell outta me before but I swear it's no hard feelings lol! He recommended me Old Wainds a few months ago and I've been jamming the ever living heck out of them since then!
Nice Lurking Shirt man got into The Lurking Corpses recently through the Hell’s channel…
Awesome stuff I dig the Misfits influence Black Sabbath, Motörhead & Misfits are what started me down the path of darkness to begin with, so yeah man enjoying The Lurking Corpses a lot🤘🏻
Yo Sponge, the fact that you're both the brah brah from Hell's Homos AND the Sponge makes you twice as badass.
OMG, he's still on about it. Dawg ❤ Sponge too.
@@FaerieGoatmotherpassive aggressive
I live in Maryland, I would definitely travel for Hells Headbash. When/if that comes back
Who are these 15 people? I didn't know Method of derpsuction and J dawg had such a huge cross audience
The first one was SolarEmpireSuomi, the other 14 were his boyfriends.
What's worse than the JB-Bawb crew being exiled? Oh...
Sorry I've been MIA daughter's mother is playing lawfare games Because she's mentally ill and I asked her to talk to her doctor because her behavior was concerning me. So I've had to take a time out from fun just to try and save my kid. Wish me luck I'm going to need it It's hard to fight crazy
Damn man. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Wishing you the best bro
@@robertg305 I appreciate that brother. I hope this is a catalyst for positive change.
Stay strong 💪 bro
@@gregkelly319 I will. It's all I can do. I can't let the generational dysfunction continue.
Good luck bro
I love how whenever the Dawg falls off topic somehow the two versions of Nunslaughter - Burn The Cross get brought up and how they won’t play it live 😂
Funniest JB Bob episode is when the sponge feeds that canoe Blayne from ButtBanger TV to the crocodiles
That and the one where Sponge executes Nardwaur.
Hell’s Hall Monitor here, if you’re from Bikini Bottom, I’m telling on you
What about Rock Bottom?
@@Poser_Metal_RecordsThat’s pretty fuckin gay too
@@Poser_Metal_Records RUclips won’t even let me comment what I had to say brotown
The sponge trolling has made it to real life
SpongeBob costume for the J-dawg show next year!
I wish a band would around, with the type of sound along with the vocal style of Disgorge (Mex) Antimo is one of my personal all time favorite bands and vocalists
@TomGoode-nm7xg fuck yeah Disgorge Chronic Corpra and Forensick Gore Blessed and all the demos with Antimo is out of this world brutal. I know a on going thing on the Dawgs channel is Mortician being the heaviest band but if I had to choose another band it’d have to be Disgorge (MEX)
Nithing and Neuralectomy are the heaviest I’ve heard so far
I would do a version of that Nunslaughter 7'EP with Sponge Bob vocals
Do it spongebrah
I’d drive from PA to Ohio for DAWGFest! I’d even get new size 38 jeans and a devourment flat brim so I can look fresh as a mfer while I spin kick to whatever powerful bands JDawg picks☝🏻☝🏻😎
Possibly D666 is who ur getting?
The HHR Instagram page looks good, brah brah.
Im going to dawg fest 2025 here i come... unless im being filmed getting a rough ride from bubba and the boyz 😢 😭, or if i become a corpse before then ...\m/
you should do an interview with the Dawg there or a skit, where you talk with your insane hilljack indiana accent, brotown.
@@lopolik 😆 🤣 I may have an idea or 2 up my sleeve 🤔
@@mikeviolate666 Looking forward to it, Allfather.
@@mikeviolate666 Idk for some reason I can't stop thinking how funny was that ''It's likes I triedst to tells yous before'' Petition for you to do that accent again, Mr. Violate. :D
@@lopolik Did you see when Mike was crawling underneath his basement to fix the leaking caca pipe?
Now imagine Les Claypool's MY NAME IS MUD character in his place doing the same. lool
Who else can't wait to see Dawg bitchin' about being ducked by Glen at Full Terror?🤣
GB will be hiding in a port a potty dropping a deuce backstage
@@oscarg212 Allllllllllllllllllllright Oscar G's in the house! It's been months! Where the hell have you been? Were you takin' a dump this entire time!? There's bad news bruh, still no sign of our dear old friend Loren Means. Unless he makes an appearance soon...I fear the worst has happened....😔😥
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I gotta admit I stopped watching for a bit, but came across JB Bob vids and now this channels comment section is the best! Also I've been dumping at work more on company time. Loren is also the name of a coworker of mine hahaha!
@@oscarg212 He isn't thee _Loren_ is he?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481I will have to ask him and report back. Got a feeling thee Loren got taking out by the Monsturd💩
You created the sponge movement bruh, be proud of it 🧽😃
He couldn't convince anyone to listen to that shitty Unlord band, but Dumbo's future channel tee "The Sponge Is the Law" will sell like hotcakes.
He should never have gone in so hard on SpongeBob Square Pants early on!! 😹
@@Leave_The_Hall_69dumbo's grim'n'tough attitude will change to porous'n'wolly
@@hamachancutter for real that’s all the comments are nowadays 😂
If he was smart he would embrace it. Terrible marketing and business practice
I sent in a paidski a couple of weeks back, right in the thick of all the interviews. Haven't seen it answered yet, and I don't think I've missed any uploads.
What was your question?
12:32 Do it like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction when he drank Brett's sprite. xD
Great and very tense scene.
@@mikeviolate666 hahaha it's funny as hell. ''You might if I try one of yours'' Big Kahuna Burger. 😅 I can actually quote the entire scene off the top of my head, since I've seen it like million times.
@@mikeviolate666 "whooaaahhh check out the big brain on Brent"
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ''Because of the metric system, that's right, you're a smart motherfvcker.''
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shlt.
J-Dawg wants HARD evidence you are in the slammer...4K MINIMAL, multiple POV....so CUTTTTT THE SHIT, Brah, Brah!!!!!
If you do an Abysmal Lord interview, please include the Drummer! I know he's only been in Abysmal Lord a couple years, but he's an OG member of Caveman Cult! Ain't no ham and egger lol!
Grant is cool AF and great Guitarist/Bassist.
🐷x🍳x ... \m/
If he's a cool dude, i feel bad that he's been in 2 of the worst bands ever.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Which bands do you speak of?
@@craiglyfe89 the ones they mention above, primate
Abysmal Lord is tough as hell!
I'm don't like giving the dawg compliments, and no, the dawg is not big at all but he does have good muscle separation. His muscles pop pretty good making him look bigger than he is, also you can't have that if you're not lean and fairly dry. That shows a certain amount of dedication. For that respect
Is the dawg flying Centurion over
,"Were back bro 😆
What's heavier than Weezer?
🤘🤓🤘
You never heard early Creed, bro?
@@spencergrady5501 Oh yes, how could I forget about Creed, they send Weezer to the morgue in a body bag.
My own prison brutal dm mix
Suomi guy reported JB 💯
at least he's still making funny parody videos, even if he can't comment here.
@@lopolikthat's true, keepin da porous movement alive 🧽🌊🤘🏾
@@sinisterking6009 Also it might have been that Randy Wilson guy, not the Suomi, but who knows...
@@lopolik or maybe just maybe, it's the same person 😯 this case sounds like an X file episode lol
@@sinisterking6009 lol that's totally possible dude. Damn JB is really persecuted.
I live in florida and I will fly up for dawgs bash
Link to the funny jdawg interviews he mentions? ThxDevils!
Links will get deleted but look up “jb black winds from blasphemy answers a paidski” it should pop up
JB’s voice is the most beta incel mgtow pussiness that’s ever been uploaded on to RUclips 😂😂
@@ilovefuzzycatsthx brah brah, that’s some high level shit over on that channel
@@OGLOCZ187 No problem his videos are hilarious
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Transformers (2007) Vs. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Transformers 07
Transformers
Transformers. Starscream was so rad in that movie
@@robertg305 he was awesome, shame they changed his voice in Tf 2
48 hours vs another 48 hours? Some of my favorite movies of all time
Pink shirt, tutu, spiked gauntlets? Is that Old Nick?
Im with ya on Burn The Cross. Love that song.
But what about "5 Minutes Alone" bruh?🎵🤘🏻
Brotown, i probably paid for your car cos the Homoverse is the only metal label not named NWN that i will just buy it on trust. But make sure your shit in stores cos, i know we on YT but anything you buy online is money is Amazon's pockets and I'm not down with that. They done fucked my city.
Dumbo has Ads again 😑
btotown Adblock is your friend.
@@lopolik actually not, RUclips will threaten you banning your Account if you do so, happened with several people here also i'm using the RUclips App, don't know if it'll even work here
@@sinisterking6009 I used to have those problems right when youtube cracked down about the adblockers, but right now for months I've had no problem whatsoever by using adblock (I have two adblockers just in case) but yeah.
@@lopolikI may try it again, been a while anyway, maybe it works now
@@sinisterking6009 It does work perfectly fine for me man.
After all the Dawg's "Controversial Moments":The Woke Goofy's will complain about his "Cleveland Indians" quip...
29:49 I'm definitely hitting the court and putting on my droopiest pants before showing up🧢🗣
I didn’t see it, I peeked in on it 🫡
JB not blocked??
I come out to see denial of God for sure
The sponge stuff is definitely corny
🏳🌈☪...deze are da fings u tubes care bouts nod whad JB BOB SAY🐸...imma got blocks so had say it like dats
Try this on for size: Me thunkerz you's dunz busteds uTube's tranzlationals programmables wit aaaawkward less-than-literates sentence fragmentess....sshhheeiit thinkin's yah gots a skrewslooses sumwheres up thereskis, bruh bruhhhhs
suuhhhhhppppppp bRAH bRAH
😂 like and share the video Devils
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Venom - Possessed (1985) Vs. Calm Before the Storm (1987)
Possessed brah brah. Although Calm Before the Storm is also underated.
Possessed might be better but i dig calm before the storm for whatever reason more
Possessed all day!!! SATANACHRIST!!!
So that settles it, the Sponge organized a campaign to get JB banned by having his minions report his comments. Well then, looks like I'm going to have to turn it up to 11 😈😈
Rather you not
Just like on Spinaltap.....but can a flatbrim rrrrreally do such a thing???? I'm highly doubtful of such an outcome.
Which one would you choose: Mortician or Morticia?
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Rain Man (1988) Vs. Forrest Gump (1994)
Bobo Gump
@@lopolik Bobo Gump Shrimp! 😅
Hail da Bobo gump \ m /
@@robertg305🦐 🦐 🦐 Bobo wins everytime with Tyson Fury at his side
Don’t ya mean bubba gump
Erm... that title would totally be a fit I'd do tbh
Rough and tough metal fit brah brah
ALBUM BATTLE: Raped by Zombies "Night of the Undead Orgy" vs Porno Fart "Pornolovers"
LOL at the titles. Don't know any of those, I might check it out.
@@lopolik LOL! I don't know em' either! Picked them solely due to the titles.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I thought so, however I am checking out the ''porno fart'' on spotify right now.
Me don't know any of those either but the first one i definitely wanna check out 🤘🏾
@@sinisterking6009 saw that listed at comatose records, a trvly great distro \m/
Dawg time!
Blabbermouth lame wannabes!
😮 Further context required, Henry. 🤣
Blabbermouth is gay
Acacia Strain kicks ass.
You made me barf all over my big nutz
Definitely something mentally wrong with half of the people that post here when all they have are constant, persistent thoughts and ideas concerning J-Dawg and a children's cartoon.
Fuckin' A!!! The biggest-disgrace-to-the-Finnish-public-school-system-of-all-time has made his first grand proclamation of the day!!!!
What other wisdom do you wish to impart on us sir?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Who says I'm Finnish brah brah? Suomi is Finland, doesn't mean I am. Pathetic and childish insult regardless. What are you, 10 years old?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Who says I'm Finnish brah brah? Suomi=Finland, doesn't mean I am. Pathetic and childish attempt at an insult though. What are you 10 years old brotown?
SOUMI FINLAND TROLLKERLE ⚔️👹⚔️
@@sinisterking6009 flattered that I'm living rent-free brah brah.
Little help everyone can I send a hotmail through gmail account I never used hotmail before ?
3:00 is the best regard-rant yet from this fabulous go-getter aka "elaborate packer" aka "No Reply Guy"
Hiyah Hallsy, tell me something...how is it that you're always such a big talker, when the reality is that you're just a tool, who took his lame AF login, from a gay AF 80's Manowar song.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 but the real channel name is ''The Spirit of Death Metal'', and that fits the bill. Also a big fan of the Tool band, me and Hallsy.
@@lopolik Bahhh, Hall's obviously just over-compensating, an attempt to offset his gay AF Manowar-inspired login. "spirit of death metal" is merely a linguistic counterbalance. #notfooledatall
@@lopolik Besides it's DEATH METAL DAVE whose the "real spirit of death metal" (Hall stole it from him thinking it would earn him cred) and on the plus-side Dave don't jam the Tool neither. \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 DEATH METAL DAVE has never chimed in here, (as far as I know)
Seems like he's ducking the Dawg as well! What the heck is up with that??
23:33 -- the physiques he really likes the most are King Fatley and Don of the Dead
So which is it, King "Fatley" or "Fartley"?
Does he also get an HH VIP discount?
He's so hyper focused on physiques and appearances I wonder what he tells himself in order to comprehend and cope with the fact that these guys don't give a shit about fitness and going to the gym. In DAWG's mind if you're not exactly like him or an idol of his, you're a canoe living in Bro-town, USA.
@@BabyfaceThompson Well put Mr. Thompson, I could not of said it any better.
@@BabyfaceThompson you seem to be taking a We Todd Ed's sentiments too seriously, bronificus
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Fartley and Fatley both work well, boy