I heard there was an Onion boy That had a hobby he enjoyed He'd find an underage girl and her would woo her But she'd get free and then she'd tell How this greasy onion made her life hell And the world united in calling him a groomer What a Groomer What a Groomer What a Groomer What a Gro-oo-oo-oo-meeeeerrrrr
but the funny thing is that doesnt prove hes not a groomer, idk what he was going for when he grabbed the shoe and slapped mud on hes face or whatever that was 🤣
@@elsnocc6572 well he's tried to have children since Shiloh and I know kai definitely had one. Its not so much he wants children, its that he has a fetish. I feel like you haven't really experienced the full effect of what is oh poor gerg here, and I wish I had that innocence. He also killed a turtle by leaving it in a container in the sun and he has a dog.
And im just going to take the bottom of the shoe And im gonna dab my finger in it Ok! So, as you can see im dabbing Im dabbing! And look! Oh! Ohhwoooooaaaahhhh!!! We have a lyrical master in our hands.
It’s almost as if taking trash and then destroying it to the point where it’s nearly unrecognizable but is familiar in a sense, the hallelujah part, it can be turned into art. Nah, this is still trash
I believe the midi track was similar, this was made a while ago so I’m sorry for the confusion. Rufus Wainwright’s cover is definitely my favorite, though.
![Onision "meltdown" vocoded to revenge (creeper aw man) [CC]](/img/1.gif)
2:34 What a *groomer* .
3:11
3:50
Priceless
@@idontthink9383 I agree.
@gucci god Yes?
When is he going to jail?
Thaaanksss
I heard there was an Onion boy
That had a hobby he enjoyed
He'd find an underage girl and her would woo her
But she'd get free and then she'd tell
How this greasy onion made her life hell
And the world united in calling him a groomer
What a Groomer
What a Groomer
What a Groomer
What a Gro-oo-oo-oo-meeeeerrrrr
Thanks for this.
@@Take2x2Hell, if I could come up with 2 more verses I'll probably do a full video parody.
@@nightmarefanatic1819 I believe in you
@@nightmarefanatic1819 I would love a full on Weird Al like parody of Hallelujah about Onion Boy.
Beautiful
It looks like he's slowly morphing into a Van Gogh painting.
more like picasso's more abstract works
That's an insult to Van Gogh.
HAHAH
He's a cold and he's a broken Onion boy
Onion Groomer
no I am onion
What a groooooommmmmeeerrr
What a groooommeerr
What a grooomerrr
What a groooooooo-ooo-oomer
"Lemme show you I'm not a groomer, look I'm grabbing a *shoe* "
To show you the power of *Groomer* , I *grabbed* this *shoe* in half.
*n o w i s h a l l d i s s e c t i t i n* ◼️◼️◼️◼️ *p I e c e s*
but the funny thing is that doesnt prove hes not a groomer, idk what he was going for when he grabbed the shoe and slapped mud on hes face or whatever that was 🤣
@@LyraPyxisVT It proves he's a groomer because of how much it unnerves him.
@@Take2x2 true
The biggest sin that Onision has ever committed is that he pronounces Patreon wrong.
He's too much of a narcissist to ever attempt that
Patrienne sounds like a medication
And it is easy to say how it should be pronounced. The fact he never says it correctly just gets under my skin.
Remember fellas, this guy here has 2 children.
hol' up-
How and with who?
@@elsnocc6572 well he's tried to have children since Shiloh and I know kai definitely had one. Its not so much he wants children, its that he has a fetish. I feel like you haven't really experienced the full effect of what is oh poor gerg here, and I wish I had that innocence. He also killed a turtle by leaving it in a container in the sun and he has a dog.
Believeme! My dad sometimes act like this, well really not, just cries but gee poor kids!
Wait wtf? I didn't even know that-
I do t understand how people find him attractive
It's because they don't have enough experience in the world yet because they're pretty young
heavy makeup and filters, i guess
2 yrs ago I thought that xD and I am so shallow too so idk why
Kalie Lyle Teenagers aren’t exactly the best judges of beauty or attractiveness.
Several years ago he used to look pretty attractive so I can understand why people would think he was good looking back THEN,, but NOW-- uhh nope lol
This is the fever dream I never asked for, but is the fever dream I never knew I needed.
I'd say that describes about a quarter of my content.
It’s perfect
Onision: you can't cure stupid.
Also Onision:
*Dosen't understand that he's being called a child groomer*
2:35
It's a cold and it's a broken OHWAAAAAAAA
And im just going to take the bottom of the shoe
And im gonna dab my finger in it
Ok!
So, as you can see im dabbing
Im dabbing!
And look!
Oh! Ohhwoooooaaaahhhh!!!
We have a lyrical master in our hands.
When I saw this part while editing I played it more than 5 times, while crying.
Onision is like a demon who got exiled from hell to the earth and reincarnated into a human.
Except it's a demon that is a bit cute/pathetic in how much it tries to be scary.
Satania is cute when she tries to be evil.
Onision is just a bitch.
He was so pathetic that even Hell didn't want him.
1:37 Are you- _was he going to say I barely wash my hair_
I think Onision’s meltdowns are a big hallelujah moment
There has been a lot of covers of this song, but this by far is the most powerful one
Thank you, it took years to create this masterpiece.
@@Take2x2 Truly touching
@@wynnie_margeaux Truly
the crescendo when hes dabbing his finger in the stuff and then screams is amazing
the one dislike is from the groomer himself
That's everyone's current theory.
The fact that he started gagging when he put the dirt on his face is proof that he's truly a groomer lol
I'm pretty sure it's dog uh oh stinky. Is it not?
3:11 this is lowkey sounding like a bop though
Best song I’ve ever made and I’m a musician
*_bLeEUhhGHgHhHg i gOt sOmEThiNg iN mY mOuTh_*
Makes me cry every time.
I read this as he was saying it lol
I don't know you and I don't know your life, but this is amazing.
Thanks, this is an anomaly, I usually make garbage.
1:04 “Groomer?” *Demonic laughter.*
Priest: It’s been you all along.
Person: Who?
Priest: *The Groomer Demon*
*as you can see im dabbing*
*~≈O O H H H ≈~*
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if you pause this at any single moment it looks like a picasso painting. masterpiece
edvard munch who?
@@ryanrenn4815 when?
@@Take2x2 oh I was just basically saying "munch who? I don't know him. only this video"
@@ryanrenn4815 Oh, I was just replying to your use of the word "who"
*_why is your pfp a bleeding teacup?_*
This is oddly beautiful.
It’s almost as if taking trash and then destroying it to the point where it’s nearly unrecognizable but is familiar in a sense, the hallelujah part, it can be turned into art.
Nah, this is still trash
i love how you made his face all bent. thanks for uploading XD gave me a good laugh
You're welcome, this is a first for me.
@@Take2x2 nice dude.
3:11 When your crush turns out to be gay.
I also have a seizure every time.
Praise the Lord Edit: Thanks for the Gold Kind Stranger!
"You can't fix stupid"
Well i guess even a broken clock tells the time correctly twice per day
Onision's Christian meltdown
"Dog Groomer" He is Whitney's secret sugar daddy
2:34
It's a cold and it's a broken child groomer
The two dislikes are Onision and kai. Fr fr this made me laugh so fecking hard. Thank you so much
>maniac laughter
>"I'm fine"
You cannot grasp the true form of Onision's attack!
*Onision uses Grooming
*He aggressively tries to make you feel comfortable with him and to stop fighting
His face in the beginning looks fabulous
BUT IT CANNOT HIDE HIS DISGUSTINGNESS
"I'm perfectly fine"
Sure.....
“Thomas had never seen such bullshit before”
you can’t fix stupid....that’s...ITS OBVIOUS
they keep saying GRROOMER to me
Golden content
This is the best one yet.
'a dog groomer' ha, you make me laugh
2:34 is beautiful, rly it is. It sounds the way he wishes he could look
This is the greatest version of this video.
Thank you, it took me half my life to edit.
the peak of glitch pop tbh
The peak of h u m a n i t y you meant.
Quite the oxymoron
Currently in a state of distress because I literally cannot tell if he actually doesn’t know what “groomer” means of if he’s just “acting”
Aren't we all
Man pretends he doesn't know what groomer means
Art.
An acid-washed pickle
You're not far off, actually.
True master piece
This is epic 🎖🥇🏅
This man pretended to be joker
Get a load of this society.
Dear lord how many meltdowns has he had?
New one every hour.
@@Take2x2 Ah yes, the picture of mental health.
@endgame Executor CEO of Mental Health
I listened to this while i went #1 and then dance to it while i wash my hand x2
Plot twist: he’s crying because he’s single and it’s a coincidence that this song is v coded
Is that just a theory?
@@Take2x2 is this Rufus Wainwright’s Hallelujah?
I believe the midi track was similar, this was made a while ago so I’m sorry for the confusion. Rufus Wainwright’s cover is definitely my favorite, though.
@@Take2x2 your fine lol!
Thank you for the gold kind stranger
3:13 the onion becomes a hecking demon
Implying that he wasn't before?
@@Take2x2 No. He just descended to a different level.
Ahhh, just like I’m at church 😌
🙏
Ok,i'm from Argentina,and you are from a very distant country (i guess) but...
*No matter how far are we,you're a literal genius*
shreg the musical
Onision really setting himself up for an insanity plead in court
#19 Trending! Congrats!!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
I was expecting the Hallelujah Chorus but okay.
It is in there
ive seen a lot of these but never the shoe part
Excooose me ! He rubs what on his face ?
Uh oh stinky poop, I believe.
"meltdown"
yes
I would like a mirror of this vid. I won’t take links to his original upload; I don’t want to give him any views.
A mirror?
You’re doing the lord’s work
I do that about once every month.
One dislike from onion boi himself
That's my working theory right now.
Holy shit this did well! Good job man!
Thanks, boss.
"I'm an honest youtuber"
- Dishonest youtuber
True
Haaaaalleegroooomerrrr, Haaalleegrooomerrr
happy hanukkah! ✡🕎🇮🇱
Onion boy disliked this :v
Sad Shrek scene is better than onion boy
This mentally hurts my Christianity
I’m dabbing look OOOOOOOAHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn Onion has posture like mine in this
Please elaborate.
ok groomer
which hallelujah? oh-
Do “onison meltdown but it’s vocoded to the super Mario bros ground theme”
Which video though?
um
i like how he says he isnt a groomer because its true he doesn't was h his fucking HA IR
hes also a groomer because he likes kids
looks like the grinch
Well, ain't that topical?
Ok wheres the my sweet lord version
😂😂😂
Who did this? XD
Does he not know what groomer means?
Is this supposed to be satire?
I think he might have been trolling us all this time...
**groomer noises**
Looks like it's time for *grooming hours*
i wonder who the 1 dislike is...
Onision.
to onision
what can i say except delete this
Ok groomer
WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS ID LIKE TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER
literally no dislikes
Not anymore, sorry.
@@Take2x2 probably the groomer himself
@@musicallycrippled5937 No doubt in my mind.
This was, for the LGBTQ!
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666 likes
3:14
*ok groomer*