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Onision admits it's all fake, shocks no one (vocoded to My Heart Will Go On)
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- Опубликовано: 13 дек 2019
- These Onision rants have certainly gone on. And on. And on. And...
You guys have been full of great vocoder song suggestions. Unfortunately I probably can't go through them all.
And I know that "I'm a Banana" would be an obvious choice, but that song is basically tuneless, I feel like it would just sound like trash. In a non-entertaining way, that is.
I believe I was inspired to make a voc meme with this song by a comment on the last video, though when I checked the comments section again, it was pretty far down.
But I guess credit goes to Deanna Vacca - even though the comment got zero likes, I'm still pretty sure that's the comment that made me think of choosing this song. So thanks to you
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everyone with a brain cell: these are fake
onion: sToP cAlLiNg tHeSe faKe
also onion: these aRE FAKE IM A *NORMAL* PERSON
bullets_are_free also Onion: SO STOP VOCODING THEM PLEASE!!
He literally goes into a breakdown while saying he’s normal lol
@@Mal-ou8yl hes just a normal groomer
@@Mal-ou8yl sO iU gAiZ aRr Zo InTrEztD yOrZeLVz
The obviously fake meltdowns being fake doesn't make him a normal person
the fact he’s making fake meltdowns is actually worse than if they were real
@@vampirelibrarian777 An emotional response to losing a major form of income is 100% more normal than pretending to have one.
Admitting these were fake means he can’t plead insanity
Sandra Caraballo good
Prison showers or shitstained walls, he's going to be traumatized either way
sandra caraballo hes an idiot so it shouldn't come into surprise
@God Who Shits He is probably going to find a way to blame Kai and let him take the hit. He is a sociopath/narcissist after all, he is more likely doesn't care what is happening to him. They always find a way to "turn the table". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sandra Caraballo Even without claiming they’re fake, pleading insanity is not an easy thing to prove in court. It’s not just being “unstable”
He's faking being insane and yet he is also legitimately insane
Nah he's just short-circuiting at the looming prospect of him going to prison, he ain't getting off on insanity
Diego Candelaria this ^^ it’s inevitable for onion boy, he may pretend and fabricate whatever he wants, but the one thing that is certain is that he is in danger of FBI involvement now. chris hansen confirmed it. its POSSIBLE (dont take it to heart) that whenever onion is recording his videos, he’s reminded of this fact, and thats where the outbursts, or short-circuits come in
to quote something (very loosely) that i read once: to be able to fake insanity, takes a certain kind of insanity to do so.
Don't get me wrong; if he was able to fake insanity then he's clearly capable of understanding his guilt.
@@ginaaa2000 Not to mention what he'll go through even if he DOES get the insanity plea. Getting locked up with a bunch of violent psychopaths isn't much better than prison.
So many of these "meltdowns" are so formulaic and predictable, if not for these vocoded memes, I would've cared even less than I already did.
I WAS watching negative reaction's videos for a while, but even those got old. These are way better. Loving them.
Edit: I love negz's reaction vids to onion's new uh oh bro content. There's more for him to react to than just gurg fake dryheaving. Vocoding is all his mental breakdown act was good for.
he’s trying too hard to be the joker
kinnies are wild these days
Seems everyone wants to be Joker now. = /
He's trying so hard to be the Joker, but he ends up only being a clown
Ethan Livemere hes the whole damn circus at this point
as a kinny you genuinely made me laugh
damn thats cruel to the poor kinnies of this world.
"These videos are fake"
Literally anyone with a braincell: wow, big surprise
he tweeted telling us to stop vocoding his freak outs, so please keep going
What's he gonna do if we keep vocoding him? cry to his mom? lol
@@vauxvs9872 PTFFFFFFFF What the hell is he gonna do, having more tantrumsXD
Why tf does he care if we repost his shit and make it better lmao
Good, he's picking up on our work.
actually no because this will make him more popular
I think everyone knew his “meltdowns” were fake
Lol @ the way he falls down convulsing but keeps the camera in his hand pointed at his face so you can see how real he is
The most normal thing any normal guy can do is shout very loud that they're a normal guy.
I've never been able to go a whole day without announcing to various inanimate objects around my house that I am definitely a normal guy.
Who doesn't do that honestly
alien:I AM A NORMAL FUCKING GUY
Very normal.
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM CRAZY! ....why are you looking at me like that I'm normal wtf
Imagine this being played meanwhile that scene from the Titanic is going on
@etch yessss
Wow that would be epic.
Greg is just sinking so much slower than the Titanic.
@etch As long as it's taking, everyone who jumped ship has swum to Hawaii by now. 🏊
@@Moonbeammoth lol scary.. Then he's going to draw a crud picture of her. Like Jerry in Rick n Morty. Aaarrrgh 😄
etch omg pleeeeaaase
Someone PLEASE vocode his next meltdown to bohemian rhapsody I will PAY to see that
I commented that on a different video before I saw this and same!!!!!!
Tony Stetsenko “mamaaaaaaaa uwuuuuuu I don’t want jail time Sometimes I wish I hadn’t groomed kids at all”
@@rainingwhenidie It's been done actually ! Here Link : ruclips.net/video/PVwku37UIVg/видео.html
Queen doesn’t deserve that disrespect but I would laugh my ass off
@@wynterwolfrose228 ruclips.net/video/PVwku37UIVg/видео.html
Greg's meltdowns read exactly like some kids would act in 2013 when they were roleplaying being a creepypasta
snrkybrd FRRR LMAO
“Look this is me being normal. I am normal.”
Says an actual predator
He acts more insane in this than he does in his actual meltdowns
it's kinda scary that this level of anger is normal from him
@@neckpeck2738 horrifying reminder: this man has children
because this one is also most likely fake too, it’s probably all part of a plan to milk views and be able to plead insanity
@@deathisacceptance4600 That seems a little counterproductive, acting insane in your video where you're saying you're not insane.
Anyways, the insanity plea will not work for him.
An insanity plea only works when you acted while on hallucinogenic drugs or medication or if you acted on a hallucination caused by a psychosis disorder (as in: you beat up your wife because you think she's a vampire since you saw her sucking your blood; killed your coworker because you saw him turn into a demon and realized he's possessed etc).
You also need to have a long medical history of said disorder (which onision doesn't have, he himself mentioned he is:
"Self diagnosed with Personality Disorder" (which in itself is an idiotic statement because "personality disorder" is just a category of disorders)).
You also need to have no distinction from right and wrong, which this video HE MADE disproves.
He's just digging his own grave at this point.
Even if by some miracle he managed to get declared criminally insane, he would probably be forcibly taken into a psych ward and fed meds that (guess what) will have no effect because he doesn't have any psychosis disorders. (don't quote me on that, though, since I'm no professional)
It's pretty clear he has some mental issues, even in the videos he isn't acting in (such as "rate my body"). However, these issues by themselves are not enough for an insanity plea.
Still, it's horrifying he has children regardless since he is a known groomer and feels the need to act aggressive in front of a camera to insure he """"gets out of jail"""" in case he gets taken to court
Bianca Sofia yes, i 100% agree with everything you said! nothing he does at this point will allow him to plead insanity, for reasons you’ve already stated. he’s not making this any better for himself. and i agree, it is horrifying! (i hope i didn’t come across as a big headed idiot, that wasn’t my intention-)
I’m a normal person
Proceeds to dry heave for no reason
I like how he fakes dry heaving every. Single. Rant.
I wonder what his kids are doing while he's yelling and puking on camera
Hopefully they're not there and in a safe environment
He seems to be in a hotel room, so hopefully the kids are away somewhere else, NOT with Kai eother
Onision: I’m normal
The whole internet:
*OK GROOMER*
Beginning: I’m in a closet feel bad for me
End: ITS ALL FAKE!
calls himself an actor but can’t even trick everyone into thinking his meltdowns are real...ok sis ok
These videos really butter my egg rolls. Also he dry heaves like a cat in heat.
this is a criminally underrated comment and now i can't get that thought out of my head
This made me spit out my water holy crap!
"im a banana" vocoded to the star wars theme
Keila Fleischbein oh my god
The Star Wars theme vocoded to I'm a banana
@@nasinnarcotics ouch
*Breaking News:* [announces Titanic 2 will be sailing in 2020]
*Iceberg:* _AW CRAP, HERE WE GO AGAIN..._
*Climate Change already touched the iceberg*
@@sinisterstork9055 *NANI*
KIRA ICEBERG: BITE ZA WATERU!
*ah shit
he`s destroying his insanity plea lol
Man, Soundwave has really let himself go.
How dare you insult cassette man himself by comparing him to this groomer
*Soundwave superior, Onion Human inferior.*
bruh i remember being nine and having a crush on soundwave
He genuinely thinks everyone is stupid and he’s the smartest person on earth
I love this. I want to see someone vocode his rants to his own goddamn music, dude, regardless of copyright claims
I would, but from what I've heard of his music, most of it is just completely goddamn tuneless
I think that terrible death note song has enough autotune in it to make it vocode-able
I have a feeling his songs just sound like when you sing what you're doing.
Like "do-do-do, going to the toilet, dropping a do-do-deuce" all in one or maybe two notes.
I bet my stupid "song" I just made up sounds better than his music.
I wonder how he would’ve turned out if he wasn’t a creep
Probably still making 'I 'm a banana ' videos.
omg there should be a vocode of creep by radiohead to one of these
Literally everyone is laughing at him, not with him.
Damn, Onion is just so normal, can't you guys see that? Just let your hearts go on already...
“Im calm im calm im calm im finnneee” im dying holy shit
vocoding his videos is the only way they would be bearable
Vocode one of his videos to diary of a madman by ozzy Osbourne
That's fitting. Aqualung as well
@@TabithaStabitha Haha yes!
Why not creep by radiohead
don’t ruin that
'what do you want from me?' we want you to go to jail and I'm pretty sure you know that by now, at least I'd hope so
“i Am nORMA- 𝔬όỖ𝑜Ø𝔬є𝔲gℍ ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ”
Onision admitting his meltdowns are all fake... while having another meltdown. Dry heaving & all.
I love how he's complaining about people making fun of his appearance when he had a whole series on his channel dedicated to rating girl's appearances (many underage) and attributed it to "honesty", despite some of his comments being pretty mean. Everyone picking on his appearance is just being "honest" I don't see what the problem is. 🤷♂️
LMAOOOO THE DRY HEAVING
he’s gonna end up throwing up a lung with all of the dry heaving
1:17 my fave part omg
Sounds so good I'm sorry
He’s laying so many layers trying to get us to believe he’s insane. Do not believe it
My fart will go on. 🎶
"I'm normal." ...A normal person doesn't groom underage children.
"exploiting, degrading, and visually violating me." isn't that what you've been doing?
A new idea:
Onision but it's actually neon genesis Evangelion
PLEASE GOD PLEASE DO THAT I CANNOT GO ON WITHOUT THAT
@@banyewestv3176 Now comes the question:
Cruel Angel's Thesis or Fly me to the moon?
Or both?
Dk his next video to total eclipse of the heart
Onion: I’m a normal guy
Also onion: tries to make everyone feel sorry for him with fake breakdowns
*rEpRoDuCtIvE oRgAnS*
Onision: *DOES SOCIOPATH VIDEOS AND ACTIONS WHILE GROOMING KIDS*
Also Onion: *Makes these for attention* "stop saying they're fake"
Onion: "IM NOT INSANE THEYRE FAKE"!!!! *continues to choke and scream and act insane for veiws*
damn
i think the kombucha’s getting to his head
onision: (being accused of pedophilia / grooming / etc)
onision: stop making fun of my bald spots
I wonder how much he's paying for the closet. It's a nice closet.
I absolutely love how the end of the video of him yelling “fake” is in a nice major chord
No one:
Onision: *we live in a society*
the next one should be to the ussr anthem
But there's already a USSR anthem one -
please do giorno's theme next
The ending music made me laugh, “aaahhhhh fake crying!! *dry heaves*”
I feel so protected whenever I watch onision's meltdowns with this weird vocoder filters. It's like condoms for my eyes
🎵...oh this is real, he's actually insaneeeee🎵 - love that key change
Can we just talk about how his crying makes the perfect melody?
He's so detached from reality, and it's great
I can literally smell his tonsillitis laced breath lingering through the screen
So now, he can’t plea for insanity.
I'm just now seeing this one and this may be the best one! 0:51 and on is fantastic!
The fake dry heaving to my heart will go on is strangely beautiful lol
Near the end the tune reminded me of Hallelujah. That would probably be an interesting one to do.
It's like the line between acting and reality blurred and now even he doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
HE THINKS WE'RE MAKING FUN OF HIS APPEARANCE ONLY BOY WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOU TO GO TO JAIIIIL THAT'S THE ISSUE HOMIE
3:14 was so beautiful
I take that back bc it’s onion boy but LMAO NICE NOTE
I'll always come back to this, it's beautiful
"It's fake. *PROCEEDS TO VIOLENTLY DRY HEAVE AND SOB ONTO THE FLOOR OF HIS CLOSET*"
Just waiting for his neighbour's to write a noise complaint or just straight up kick him out of the hotel too lmao
Touching..Riveting! Almost brought tears to my eyes! Tears of joy!
For Onion son's next meltdown, try vocoding it to the Kahoot theme song!
"imagine freaking out"
mhmm imagine that.
"haha, I have fooled you, you all believed I was insane!
haha...
ha...
heh....."
Oh my God yes!! My Heart Will Go On is my fave song and hearing Gurg getting pissy to the tune is hilarious. Thank you for filling the request, you're doing the Lord's work.
Fast forward to a day later, he's gonna try to impersonate Godzilla by having having another breakdown and saying he's TOTALLY insane.
2:07 best part, maybe tied with "I'M FINE HAHAHAHA IM A NORMAL GUY *gagging uncontrollably*"
honestly he need help though. obviously not happy/healthy but more importantly he needs to stop harming others.
onision being sad ppl r criticizing his appearance is genuinely one of my favourite things like even if hes joking (hes not we all know hes a fragile baby) the irony is *chefs kiss* exquisite 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼what a spicey meatball
It’s rather simple, gregoire: we want your E̳n̳d̳.
onision: (fakes a meltdown)
everybody: its fake, hes trying to plead insanity.
onision: omg stop saying its real!!! lol! you all fell for it!! hahaaha epic prank
My onion will rot on
This is my favorite one by the way. The melody comes out so well and it's just hilarious how the crescendo hits with his dumb ass words lolol
0:31 yeah that’s the point dude
Even though these videos are fake, they're fucking hilarious lol
i wouldn’t want to be in a room with him alone i think he would genuinely murder me
This comment is old but it made me laugh my ass off so thank you
Also I think you'd be safe, you're probably too old for him
🎵 I’M CALM, I’M CALM, I’M FINE. HAHAHAHA 🎵
he's clearly insane, so he's probably making these to get his kids back, but this makes him look even more unstable.... good edit though
Filip van dijk or he’s just narcissistic
He doesn't know how to act crazy because he is crazy lol
These uploads are always the highlight of my day
these videos are the only way i can actually watch these videos without having a meltdown myself
Oh, let's look at his reproductive organs. Let's take pictures of his reproductive organs.
I LOVE HOW THE KEY CHANGE HAPPENED WHEN HE SAID “I’m NoRmAl”
You’re having so much fun with this and I love it
2:08 *coughs in titanic*
Holy fuck this is deep, I’m crying rn
Vocode his breakdown with another one of his breakdowns.
crawling would be another good one, by linkin park