the guy who designed Trader Joe’s parking lots

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @dABoX33
    @dABoX33 Год назад +4376

    This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve seen today.

    • @TrevorWallace
      @TrevorWallace  Год назад +416

      I’d hope !!

    • @therealtrabo
      @therealtrabo Год назад +51

      It’s 12:01 AM so it is definitely the greatest thing I’ve seen today

    • @Andre_713
      @Andre_713 Год назад +4

      ​@@therealtrabo😂

    • @Quantum.Aquamarine
      @Quantum.Aquamarine Год назад +2

      ​@@TrevorWallace I actually got laid my first time in a Trader Joe's parking lot.

    • @Desserts-Reverse
      @Desserts-Reverse Год назад

      @@therealtraboyes it’s 12:18 pm for me lol

  • @shellyschneider5731
    @shellyschneider5731 Год назад +3368

    "Its like a rubik's cube, but your colorblind and in a straight
    jacket" 💀

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 Год назад +11

      Straitjacket*

    • @chadhansen5057
      @chadhansen5057 Год назад +2

      The wallmart is the same way lmao

    • @Mxal123
      @Mxal123 Год назад

      Put in one word impossible

    • @onionturtle3295
      @onionturtle3295 Год назад +3

      And did I mention the adderall is kickin in?!??

  • @Nic.Y
    @Nic.Y Год назад +238

    Bros so proud of the chaos he made... Good for him

  • @kylelarson5fan_yt
    @kylelarson5fan_yt Год назад +447

    "I saw someone parallel park a tech deck yesterday, didn't fit"

    • @T2Runner
      @T2Runner Год назад +13

      Low key best line in the skit. 😅😂

  • @agoins
    @agoins Год назад +845

    "You said you wanted something nice and tight, well here it is" 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @MapleNewf
      @MapleNewf Год назад +15

      …. Except today, you’re gettin fkd”
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @agoins
      @agoins Год назад +3

      @@MapleNewf 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed just as hard as I did the first time

    • @heyjeySigma
      @heyjeySigma 11 месяцев назад +3

      he said here SHE is not it. lol makes it better

    • @agoins
      @agoins 11 месяцев назад

      @@heyjeySigma I didn't even think bout that 😂😂

  • @Carl_JohnsonOGF
    @Carl_JohnsonOGF Год назад +885

    I thought it was just my local Trader Joe’s that had bad parking. Didn’t know it was every location.

    • @yuhcatjangles
      @yuhcatjangles Год назад +48

      You should see the one we have here in providence; you can only enter it from one direction, there’s a literal maze of a single file parking lot, and to leave you can only get out on the same 3 lane wide one way street that is constantly filled with traffic. It’s a disaster

    • @wavydre8547
      @wavydre8547 Год назад +30

      Yeah, Trevor is on the opposite coast from and mine is equally as bad. It seems like they legitimately do, as a corporation, design terrible parking lots.

    • @PjXu98
      @PjXu98 Год назад +30

      This is what happens when you make a country very car dependent with bad alternatives

    • @ernestogastelum9123
      @ernestogastelum9123 Год назад +18

      @@PjXu98 oh no, its bad to want independence and go wherever we like, whenever we want. only people that use buses or trains are people who dont know how to drive

    • @PjXu98
      @PjXu98 Год назад +37

      @@ernestogastelum9123 that's a really bad take

  • @Hunter_G259
    @Hunter_G259 Год назад +245

    “Keep honkin, it’ll do something!… It won’t.” 💀

  • @humanperson6786
    @humanperson6786 Год назад +94

    "We're here to obstruct, so you can f#cked. Thats a promise" 😂

  • @Nedrow
    @Nedrow Год назад +53

    The way he’s acting so proud of what he’s done while dropping f bombs every other word is hilarious. Definitely one of my favorite videos by you

  • @KaseyGoda
    @KaseyGoda Год назад +105

    Bro is the king of jokes

  • @AT-ym3fq
    @AT-ym3fq Год назад +35

    You forgot the part where they design the aisles so it's always busy in every aisle even when you're the only one in the store.

  • @michaelduryea858
    @michaelduryea858 Год назад +128

    This guy is just awesome

  • @carterinman8932
    @carterinman8932 Год назад +164

    With the chick-fila spelling 💀💀💀

  • @cclaires6
    @cclaires6 Год назад +149

    couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @curtisdrago
    @curtisdrago Год назад +29

    “You need to find the ParkinG Spot,” was probably the best line I’ve heard.

  • @samwyness4622
    @samwyness4622 Год назад +13

    “oh shit, my contractor from Temu arrived today!”

  • @gunnercolt6347
    @gunnercolt6347 Год назад +1

    This is like Ikea parking lot but with someone watching the parking lot

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 Год назад +7

    Haha, this is like parking all over California, the planners say “hey, let’s build a stadium that can hold 10,000 people, but to save space we’ll build 69 spots for parking” and I say “Nice”

  • @Banana_Ranger04
    @Banana_Ranger04 Год назад +39

    "Motor home meth labs"

  • @lordbobl88
    @lordbobl88 Год назад +8

    The proud smile at the end of his creation like a real commercial🤣🤣🤣

  • @rayhoover9357
    @rayhoover9357 Год назад +2

    " what does compact even mean?!" 😂

  • @theC0llect8r
    @theC0llect8r Год назад +3

    I saw this and cried, the architecture, the script, it’s all so beautiful.

  • @sappy3890
    @sappy3890 Год назад +9

    “Fellas you thought finding the G-spot was hard. Try finding the Park-inG-Spot.” ☠️

  • @e-heromanny4348
    @e-heromanny4348 Год назад +38

    Nearest Trader Joe’s to me has a Chipotle, Lowe’s and a Starbucks all in the same lot that connects right to the highway on top of being across the street from Whole Foods. Safe to say I avoid that shit as much as I can 🤣 😅

  • @mistersayless323
    @mistersayless323 Год назад +2

    This reminds me of the Baltimore car salesman meme, and I am ALL FOR IT

  • @0pshut
    @0pshut Год назад +3

    I remember one day I saw an employee wearing an “I survived the Encino TJs parking lot” shirt. I need one

  • @kevindurant2735
    @kevindurant2735 Год назад +5

    I literally was there today and thought that I was just cursed to have my local one be in such a shitty parking lot, I’m relieved to know that others all over the country feel my pain

  • @ILikeMagicIGuess
    @ILikeMagicIGuess Год назад +1

    How can he just create the best skits ever

  • @danieldaniels7571
    @danieldaniels7571 Год назад +3

    To be fair, every Trader Joe's I've ever gone to was in a rented space within a suburban strip mall, and the parking lot was designed long before they were a tenant.

  • @jack_allen243
    @jack_allen243 Год назад +1

    I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY LOCAL TRADER JOES I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS AN ISSUE ON A NATIONAL LEVEL

  • @emmythorn
    @emmythorn Год назад +14

    Me who takes the bus absolutely living

    • @FirstLast-yr9kx
      @FirstLast-yr9kx Год назад +5

      That's a big plus taking a bus, sh't ain't my problem. Lmfao

  • @Hi_Yay
    @Hi_Yay Год назад +18

    Honking helps so much 😂

  • @H.R.H-Amina_Bin_Shafiq-SHAKTI
    @H.R.H-Amina_Bin_Shafiq-SHAKTI Год назад +1

    I cant with you today Trevor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iamragnarok4413
    @iamragnarok4413 Год назад

    that oohahahah from down with the sickness disturbed is one of the most soothing sounds

  • @highwayouttakes4570
    @highwayouttakes4570 Год назад +1

    Winter park trader Joe's in Florida is exactly this 💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂

  • @plebeian_egalitarian
    @plebeian_egalitarian Год назад

    I love how much you flip the bird in your videos. Keep it up Hoss!

  • @Badatfifa
    @Badatfifa Год назад +3

    Every single time without fail this man uploads my day gets better

  • @maxmead077
    @maxmead077 Год назад +1

    so fucking glad my nearest Trader Joe's is in a Target parking lot.

  • @zongo1
    @zongo1 Год назад +1

    im almost positive this is the trader joes near the house i grew up in on burbank and it is literally the worst trader joes in the country for parking

  • @4862cjc
    @4862cjc Год назад

    The Careless Whisper sound bite! I’m dead! 😂

  • @CyndieAmala
    @CyndieAmala 10 месяцев назад

    Why does the cigarette make it a hundred times funnier!? 🤣

  • @Blitzo772
    @Blitzo772 Год назад +5

    Am I the only one who didn’t realize every single trader joe parking lot is the same…

  • @TheCriminalViolin
    @TheCriminalViolin Год назад +1

    This might as well double as a official documentary on any Dutch Brothers drive-through.

  • @KBWeeds
    @KBWeeds Год назад

    😂😂😂 Love that there’s a Trader Joe’s near me with a Ralph’s right across the street from it.

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice1424 Год назад +2

    I'm still recovering from parallel park a tech deck💀💀

  • @ryananderson1209
    @ryananderson1209 Год назад +2

    It's like he visited every one. Unbelievable.

  • @Kryptarch
    @Kryptarch 11 месяцев назад

    “And that’s a promise” 😂😂

  • @marwinabonilla
    @marwinabonilla Год назад +2

    Damn, who needs coffee when you see this early morning 😂😂😂

  • @marcusborderlands6177
    @marcusborderlands6177 Год назад

    As a former Ralphs employee... U right.

  • @nikotaguchi6
    @nikotaguchi6 Год назад +1

    The real traffic is inside. Every Trader Joe’s I’ve ever been to, from Cali to Florida, there’s never enough space to push those small ass carts through

  • @swizzlesticxx
    @swizzlesticxx 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂 bro my Trader Joe’s parking lot is mad fucked up too. This shit had me dying

  • @sydguitar99
    @sydguitar99 Год назад +2

    Even the Trader Joe's in Michigan is like this😂

  • @natechampchurch
    @natechampchurch Год назад

    I laughed so hard at this. This is so accurate for the Trader Joe's locations in Houston (especially the one on Shepherd) that it hurts

  • @PokeLeaf
    @PokeLeaf Год назад

    I can see him being part of a new wave of "workaholics" or "always sunny" shows.

  • @carolinakidd1551
    @carolinakidd1551 Год назад

    Dude never misses!😂😂😂😂

  • @johnyo
    @johnyo Год назад +5

    God, I want some butternut squash raviolis

  • @5h4k80
    @5h4k80 Год назад

    Making the ending into an ad caught me off guard cuz I'm actually imagining it as an ad now

  • @GrantHolmstrom
    @GrantHolmstrom Год назад

    Wish I didn't miss you in Asheville, this perfectly describes our Trader Joe's

  • @Anonymous79379
    @Anonymous79379 Год назад +1

    TREVOR!!!! Pls upload more 👍👍👌👌😀 vids are so funny

  • @angrydoge4038
    @angrydoge4038 Год назад +1

    I needed this video for so long

  • @fiftyv2215
    @fiftyv2215 Год назад

    Trevor, never stop what you're doing🙏 best in the game

  • @prominence2826
    @prominence2826 Год назад +1

    Just made me think of the one in Castro valley, ca 😂

  • @rockerpirate
    @rockerpirate Год назад +1

    The guy who designed in n outs and their parking lots is also a maniac.

  • @Owen_005
    @Owen_005 Год назад

    Appreciate the disturbed sound clip

  • @mustaphatukur2257
    @mustaphatukur2257 Год назад

    The promising smile at the end was just perfect 😂

  • @OrangeMemes-wg3tn
    @OrangeMemes-wg3tn Год назад

    “Can I watch” got me laughing 😆

  • @H.R.H-Amina_Bin_Shafiq-SHAKTI
    @H.R.H-Amina_Bin_Shafiq-SHAKTI Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 I LOOOOOOOOVE TRADER JOES AND WHOLE FOODS AND PUBLIX

  • @deepzone31
    @deepzone31 Год назад

    I loved the consumer who parked in two spaces knowing he'd be featured in your video.

  • @seanhartnett79
    @seanhartnett79 Год назад

    Lol true. We have a well designed Trader Joe’s parking lot in the suburb, there just isn’t enough of it.

  • @maxpogfrog
    @maxpogfrog Год назад

    “Can I Watch?” blud think he Sneako 😭😭😭

  • @hunternelson680
    @hunternelson680 Год назад +1

    Parallel parking a tech deck
    I can’t breathe

  • @tobeywilson1327
    @tobeywilson1327 Год назад +1

    Thats the trader joes off the 101 in Encino Village, LA

  • @michaelholmes2427
    @michaelholmes2427 Год назад

    Oh snap I agree. Didn’t think about it till you brought it up lol😂

  • @kyleGoldstien
    @kyleGoldstien Год назад

    I love that Trevor is doing uppers now. His content is finally funny and stiff socks isn’t one sided anymore. He actually says thing. Sometimes funny things!

  • @jeremygibson7310
    @jeremygibson7310 Год назад

    The dedication to his craft is amazing, he is ballz deep in the well of acting knowledgeable.

  • @quitheschmoe
    @quitheschmoe Год назад +2

    Ahh Trev, how are you going to leave everbody on, "You gotta pull in to pull out" ? Well, that's some stupid yet, ridiculously great content!

  • @Ariontin
    @Ariontin Год назад

    The video caught me off guard and i started choking on my food from laughing 🤣

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Год назад

    “Can I watch?” 😂

  • @rakeemcook1022
    @rakeemcook1022 Год назад

    Bro looks like a clothing model for construction wear.

  • @drunkenlizard38
    @drunkenlizard38 Год назад

    Never been to a Trader Joe's, but now I want to go sit and watch 😂

  • @natalieadam2
    @natalieadam2 Год назад

    So true, both locations near where I live have the worst parking layout and drivers. I stopped going lol.

  • @Metcalf96
    @Metcalf96 Год назад

    Every time I hear that audio from Down With the Sickness after a good joke makes me ROFL

  • @Officer_duh
    @Officer_duh Год назад +1

    “TAKE MY MONEY!!!!”

  • @aaronisaac892
    @aaronisaac892 Год назад +2

    Bro' the Saul Goodman of parking lots 💀

  • @falconwasplayin
    @falconwasplayin Год назад

    Trevor gotta be the only guy on shorts who's actually funny

  • @KimiWei
    @KimiWei 9 месяцев назад

    Haha! Our local @TraderJoe's shares a parking lot with Home Sense. Talk about nightmares. I know people who only go to TJ's on Sunday when the other store is closed.

  • @RealG.Washington
    @RealG.Washington Год назад

    No this is absolute fucking gold lmao

  • @kingCLamB
    @kingCLamB Год назад +2

    as a colorblind i approve of the rubix cube
    it’s so hard 😭

  • @themandwellaeffect1970
    @themandwellaeffect1970 Год назад +1

    I was laughing uncontrollably that I dropped my bag of Cheetos on the floor and couldn’t get to them in enough time before my dog did. Totally worth it! 😂

  • @ajh.4131
    @ajh.4131 Год назад +2

    Just brought this to my attention and I never realized it. But now it brings up the question, WHY are TJ’s parking lots so small?

  • @MrYomama5000
    @MrYomama5000 7 месяцев назад

    The disturbed music 🤣🤣🤣

  • @henryjohnston17
    @henryjohnston17 Год назад +8

    This is amazing

  • @iLauu-x3i
    @iLauu-x3i Год назад

    I liked the part where he said keep honking it will do anything 😂

  • @josiahclinedinst1618
    @josiahclinedinst1618 Год назад

    This is an instant classic.

  • @hugogonzalez1749
    @hugogonzalez1749 Год назад

    Just passed this exact Trader Joe’s and still packed af 😂

  • @PickleStan
    @PickleStan Год назад +1

    Bros listening to us

  • @celestedemure9800
    @celestedemure9800 Год назад +1

    I wish we could attach images to our comments. You have got to see the TJs parking lot in San Clemente 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @gilberttorres8
    @gilberttorres8 Год назад

    They make it sometimes that way, to get customers to engage more in the stores I’m sure there is a strategy for that. I took a retail class and learned how retailers sometimes make it hard for customers to find everyday items so they can spend more time walking around the store. It’s a strategic layout

  • @jjjjnjhu
    @jjjjnjhu Год назад

    “What does compact even mean?!?”
    Glad I’m not the only one

  • @kovicrisi1726
    @kovicrisi1726 Год назад +1

    Ah, American parking lots. Reminds me so much of Canadian ones. Speaking of which, walmart parking lots 💀

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Год назад

      Walmarts have big fairly normal parking lots though

    • @kovicrisi1726
      @kovicrisi1726 Год назад

      @@SurprisinglyDeep Ah well with that size you’re also forgetting the fact that people park closest to the walmart so like half of parking lot is empty.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Год назад

      @@kovicrisi1726
      @kovicrisi1726 True but then why nit just park slightly futher away from the Walmart and have a nearly empty lot to park in? Like as far as I know their shopping carts don't lock up until they reach the end of the parking lot

    • @kovicrisi1726
      @kovicrisi1726 Год назад

      @@SurprisinglyDeep Because people are lazy. 🤷🏼‍♂️😂